The Grim Reality of Life in the Imperium of Man l Warhammer 40k Lore

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @The105ODST
    @The105ODST 5 місяців тому +825

    Warhammer 40K is the only fandom where its fans actively do not want to live in its setting.

    • @adamstacey8210
      @adamstacey8210 5 місяців тому +139

      Speak for yourself. Dying in battle for the god emperor is the only way a true man should go

    • @ericgerroir7763
      @ericgerroir7763 5 місяців тому +14

      Lol

    • @aftp4i94
      @aftp4i94 5 місяців тому +66

      I think fans of Lovecraft's universe wouldn't be keen to see it in reality.

    • @PropagandaFacts
      @PropagandaFacts 5 місяців тому

      You must be young and uneducated. 40K is a metaphor of what we live.

    • @Boudiccanyc
      @Boudiccanyc 5 місяців тому +40

      Pokemon is pretty terrifying

  • @gandalf8216
    @gandalf8216 3 місяці тому +80

    Born too early to see the permanent victory of the Imperium, born too late to experience The Golden Age of Technology, born just in time to die for the Emperor.

  • @LZRCuteR
    @LZRCuteR 4 місяці тому +274

    Life is cheap in 40k, in real life... 40k is expensive

    • @stephenbyrne2170
      @stephenbyrne2170 4 місяці тому +7

      *_"To be a Man in such times, is to be one amongst untold billions on end. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable."_*

    • @benwinter2420
      @benwinter2420 3 місяці тому +1

      Judge Dread ?

    • @Dennis-lz9lw
      @Dennis-lz9lw 3 місяці тому +6

      Unless you own a 3D printer.

    • @Koronia047
      @Koronia047 3 місяці тому +1

      Human lives....Pretty sure the Eldar or Votann can't take the kinda losses the imperium does on a daily basis just passively xD

    • @TheReforger
      @TheReforger 2 місяці тому +1

      I've solved it by investing in 3D printer.

  • @burtturdison4445
    @burtturdison4445 2 місяці тому +67

    I am devouring 40k content. I have had no previous contact with Warhammer. But suddenly it gripped me and now I'm watching this stuff all day and started reading the Eisenhorn Omnibus. I cannot explain this attraction.

    • @BoringBrandi
      @BoringBrandi 2 місяці тому +11

      Welcome to the madness, you're stuck in it now

    • @MrSmokincodz
      @MrSmokincodz 2 місяці тому +3

      Glad u like it I’ve been into 40k since the early 90s. It’s a lifetime effect.

    • @420loaf69
      @420loaf69 2 місяці тому

      what other videos have you watched? Love these lore videos.

    • @JTSuter
      @JTSuter 2 місяці тому +1

      Same here

    • @BoringBrandi
      @BoringBrandi 2 місяці тому +2

      @420loaf69 leutin09 makes excellent warhammer videos if you're looking for more

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 3 місяці тому +131

    Getting reborn into the W40k universe, you think you're going to be a space marine?
    You're more likely to be a random labor in a hive city.

    • @franwex
      @franwex 2 місяці тому +16

      Yep. That’s pretty much what I am now.

    • @zinzin818
      @zinzin818 2 місяці тому +4

      @@franwexdamn man that’s real

    • @WereWolfWoody
      @WereWolfWoody 2 місяці тому +2

      Please don't talk shit on Cleveland. I live there. That my passion!

    • @blakewhited
      @blakewhited 2 місяці тому

      More likely a fucking guy who got tossed into corpse starch you mean

    • @Z5-XB
      @Z5-XB Місяць тому +2

      If I was ever reborn in the 40k universe I’d just hope and pray I’d only be an earth caste tau or human in the tau empire. I don’t fight against cosmic horrors and can live a pretty good life

  • @bixbysnyder-00
    @bixbysnyder-00 4 місяці тому +216

    The oceans evaporated, and they built a palace covering all of Central Asia. We're on schedule

    • @leadingbelly
      @leadingbelly 4 місяці тому

      Not really, we are going in the wrong direction. Our oceans are getting bigger because the ice caps on the poles are melting.
      But more than half of the world population is living under dictatorial rule. So they are on the right track already to become mindless followers of some kind of cult.
      And the zealous freaks are also on track..
      Overall we are getting there indeed😂

    • @ravinrabbit7932
      @ravinrabbit7932 4 місяці тому +4

      😂

    • @leadingbelly
      @leadingbelly 4 місяці тому

      @@bixbysnyder-00 for some reason, my posts keep getting canceled. Don't know why. I said nothing wrong. No swearing, nothing bad..

    • @benwinter2420
      @benwinter2420 3 місяці тому +1

      Evaporated how ?

    • @leadingbelly
      @leadingbelly 3 місяці тому +1

      @benwinter2420 nobody knows how it happened man. But one day they were gone.
      Scary stuff dude. It's almost the same as a woman. One day she's there. The day after she's gone. Why or were, nobody knows....

  • @sonicman52
    @sonicman52 5 місяців тому +119

    Only thing I’d wanna be in 40K is a noble/aristocrat from a pleasure planet

    • @simplelogic9090
      @simplelogic9090 3 місяці тому +13

      Best you get is an administrative job in the government at middle management position.

    • @KarlPHorse
      @KarlPHorse 3 місяці тому +8

      @@simplelogic9090if I had to pick a regular, non aristocrat/noble position, I would go with Imperial Navy crewman. It still not an easy life, but it’s leaps and bounds better than being a menial on an industrial world, or a guardsman sleeping in mud for 6 months before being torn apart by tyranids 2 seconds into my first battle.
      Navy all the way.

    • @tony9146
      @tony9146 2 місяці тому +7

      Being a noble / aristocrat is a pretty sweet life regardless of the world or universe 😂

    • @HenriqueRJchiki
      @HenriqueRJchiki 2 місяці тому

      You would be a laborer stuck in a mine

    • @RobinTheBot
      @RobinTheBot Місяць тому +1

      And yet they are a hive of chaos corruption, betrayel, and brutality. They suffer as much as any, as evidenced by how easily the gods of suffering find their way in.
      They do so surrounded by gold. The laborer by soot. The true grimdark is they are both equally unhappy and oppressed.

  • @VeraTepes
    @VeraTepes 5 місяців тому +41

    I would highly recommend spacing between segments.
    Mechanicus Straight into Servetors straight into Guardsman straight into Space Marines straight into Knights straight into Preceps with zero Breaths makes it hard to tell what from what.
    I'd recommend a "Now let's talk about:" approach over overlapping yourself.

  • @mgtowmonkapprenticegang8426
    @mgtowmonkapprenticegang8426 5 місяців тому +82

    Living in warhammer is hell. 38:00, the emperor does not protect from post traumatic stress disorder 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that made me chuckle

    • @klof4276
      @klof4276 3 місяці тому +1

      this is all inspired from real historie.... if u respect the source material u reqlize this is real facts ancoents/futur prophets... My family told me my great great grandfather served with Lord Dracula in the war the big war. A lot of media I can tell u this is as real as it GETS!!!

    • @xinniethep00h
      @xinniethep00h 2 місяці тому +2

      @@klof4276 seek help lmao

    • @jeffmejias4235
      @jeffmejias4235 Місяць тому +1

      Heresy!!!

    • @Brewed-mi1ue
      @Brewed-mi1ue Місяць тому

      The West future laid bare before ALL EYES TO SEE 👀

  • @fryone
    @fryone 5 місяців тому +145

    algorythm bless this video

    • @357Dejavu
      @357Dejavu 5 місяців тому +3

      Amen

    • @waltonsimons9082
      @waltonsimons9082 4 місяці тому

      That'll just get it nuked

    • @fryone
      @fryone 4 місяці тому +1

      @@waltonsimons9082 twas the quickest comment I could muster lad, its better than first

    • @Robert_Douglass
      @Robert_Douglass 4 місяці тому +1

      Someone call the exterminator, I think we found a Hairy Tick in the chat.

    • @nocturnaljoe9543
      @nocturnaljoe9543 4 місяці тому +2

      Blessed by the Omnissiah.

  • @user-mg3xr9tz7m
    @user-mg3xr9tz7m 2 місяці тому +16

    Seems victorian England. Yet fascinating that people have a romantic attachment to that era though 99% of them would live miserable short lives

  • @2yoyoyo1Unplugged
    @2yoyoyo1Unplugged 2 місяці тому +6

    I think i’d find it more interesting if there were planets where people just had average lives. I have read stories and interpretations where there are some worlds where people are generally more well-off (or at least not suffering en-masse) than your standard hive world. I find the idea of EVERYONE who isn’t a soldier or some sort of cleric or administrator living hopeless lives where no spots of humanity or hope persists to be boring and bad writing. It’s not how people work. People in general will struggle against everything to etch out some sort of existence that has light spots in it.

  • @athos1029
    @athos1029 4 місяці тому +42

    Stop me if someone has already postulated this theory. What if the emperor isn't kept on the thrown as a form of reverence, but as a prison to keep him from finally dying, reincarnating, and challenging the ruling elite's power that they enjoy in his name?

    • @Midwestemoisme
      @Midwestemoisme 4 місяці тому +6

      i’m not a war hammer expert but it would probably be pretty problematic if he did pass on, with the warp being the chaos that it is, he could even become another warp entity like the 4 chaos gods

    • @athos1029
      @athos1029 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Midwestemoisme Another interesting idea to be sure. A force for order or chaos. It would be interesting to see how that coin flips.

    • @redking5788
      @redking5788 4 місяці тому +6

      There is no real lore in 40k so it's a reasonable idea. Truth has long since been exponged, even time is problematic over a galactic empire and has led to much war.

    • @That2J
      @That2J 2 місяці тому

      A returned emperor would be _very_ bad for the majority of imperial nobles. Whether they have the self awareness to realise that remains to be seen. Plenty seem to buy their own bullshit
      Also without the emperor the golden throne isn’t powered and a warp rift will open on holy terra, so there’s that to consider

  • @randyping6036
    @randyping6036 5 місяців тому +20

    I can't help but think that everyone would have been better off if the Emperor had just left well enough alone.

  • @VemiX1000
    @VemiX1000 5 місяців тому +23

    Listening to this while downloading Darktide

  • @michaelwangenstein8434
    @michaelwangenstein8434 4 місяці тому +35

    Warhammer 40k makes living in any active war zone throughout the course of actual human history seem like a cake walk.

  • @TheGrunt248
    @TheGrunt248 4 місяці тому +49

    As Ron perlman once said in aliens 3 "Earth... What a shithole"

    • @Robert_Douglass
      @Robert_Douglass 4 місяці тому +10

      That was actually "Alien: Resurrection".

    • @oledirtygamer4620
      @oledirtygamer4620 4 місяці тому +5

      He also said..."War....War never changes"

    • @benwinter2420
      @benwinter2420 3 місяці тому +1

      That bikie boss said many things

    • @arobot8623
      @arobot8623 2 місяці тому

      Regardless, we sacrifice our lifeless halves before the true adeptus custodes.

  • @thedoruk6324
    @thedoruk6324 18 днів тому +1

    20:27 - Now *she* could conduct experimentations on me ! By the holy omnissiah !

  • @hallooos7585
    @hallooos7585 2 місяці тому +6

    I never heard and played of Warhammer 40k but since i watched one lore vid cause i was bored now am invested and actually kinda wanna play the game 😂

    • @zachwrenn
      @zachwrenn Місяць тому

      I’m thinking of buying it after this video

  • @Tarvitz92
    @Tarvitz92 5 місяців тому +17

    Looks like it's break time! I also am here to humbly request a seminar on Saul Tarvitz of The Emperors Children, loyalist and hero. We touched on him before during our discussions involving istaava but I think you could do a great dive into his character!

  • @graveborne8724
    @graveborne8724 4 місяці тому +7

    blessing upon the machine spirit for making the algorithm sending me this video

  • @thathandsomedevil0828
    @thathandsomedevil0828 4 місяці тому +6

    "... to be alive in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the most cruellest and bloody regime imaginable..."

    • @jesserivera9704
      @jesserivera9704 3 місяці тому +2

      And there is no peace amongst the stars. Just an eternity of carnage and slaughter and the laughter of thirsting gods....

    • @nelsonr1467
      @nelsonr1467 Місяць тому

      That's heresy. Long live the imperium.

  • @TitaniumAlloyz
    @TitaniumAlloyz 4 місяці тому +19

    The WH40K verse sucks to live in for nearly everyone, especially on planets that are vital to the Emperium. Im sure that there are a few planets with human colonies forgotten by the Emperor (ah, the heresy) that are probably wonderful places to live, in blissful ignorance of the horrors that are in the rest of their galaxy. But man, to be an average human on Holy Terra?? Hell. Just absolute hell.

    • @croontangify
      @croontangify 4 місяці тому +1

      There are feudal worlds and worlds around our level of progress in the imperium. It mostly sucks but there are small nuggets of just living a normal life. Even though it comes with the risk of all chaos and xeno invasions ending you. But hey that is just more stuff on a list of things that can kill is everyday.

    • @librarycanuck
      @librarycanuck Місяць тому

      6⁵66666666667777777777777777😂777777777777777🎉🎉

  • @chardaskie
    @chardaskie 3 місяці тому +3

    I dunno why it took me this long to realize if you have a soothing voice I'll listen to them talk about paint drying but even better its a topic that interest me

  • @markanthony1004
    @markanthony1004 2 місяці тому +3

    This is Dune level world building and this channel is getting me into Warhammer. Like Dune it's another great example of the danger or religion and zeal and the blind following of powerful and charismatic leaders. This is outstanding.
    Edit: "lasegun" another Dune reference and I' just loving this more and more

    • @BNCBCK
      @BNCBCK 2 місяці тому

      Both Dune and 40k stand as those old series that basically become seminal works of their own genres, and on the note of religious zeal, it is also an often noted bit of lore that the Emperor in 40k explicitly forbade his own worship, and wanted a secular future for humanity (for many reasons), but when he was defeated and interred to the throne, the High Lords decided to push the Ecclesiarchy and Imperial Creed to maintain control in his absence.

  • @beck3319
    @beck3319 3 місяці тому +3

    This guys voice is so soothing. I’m gonna sleep great tonight.

  • @yourmaninlondoncollecting5749
    @yourmaninlondoncollecting5749 3 місяці тому +1

    Thanks for finding this channel today. Giving insight and entertainment of the lore, in one go 🙂👍

  • @SillySausage-mq3so
    @SillySausage-mq3so 4 місяці тому +20

    Sounds like living in California or New York.

  • @owenwhite366
    @owenwhite366 2 місяці тому +3

    the humans in 40K are just a hive mind with extra steps. Ex: Emperor: "Do What I Say" Random dude: "no" *dies*

  • @scientistsupreme5211
    @scientistsupreme5211 2 місяці тому +8

    The tau and farsight enclaves are the only "good" places to live in 40k universe especially the farsight enclaves.

    • @nelsonr1467
      @nelsonr1467 Місяць тому +1

      In bed with xenos now are we. I guess you'll meet the emperor a traitor

    • @scientistsupreme5211
      @scientistsupreme5211 Місяць тому +1

      @@nelsonr1467 FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF ALLLLL!!!

  • @filanfyretracker
    @filanfyretracker 2 місяці тому +4

    I imagine tech priests talking sounding like when you connect to dialup internet.

  • @Allhailthesith
    @Allhailthesith 4 місяці тому +9

    The emperor had plans on fixing this but those plans never came thru due to the horus heresy

    • @Detson404
      @Detson404 4 місяці тому +1

      It’s another example of how the Emperor took the expedient route instead of the right one. He made a deal with the devil to get the aid of Mars for the great crusade.

    • @benwinter2420
      @benwinter2420 3 місяці тому

      It makes no sense

    • @benwinter2420
      @benwinter2420 3 місяці тому

      I know the devil & well . . in amalgamation the one & same . . the inquisition needs to sharpen

  • @aidkik580
    @aidkik580 2 місяці тому

    1:03 perfect, THAT is the epitome of mankind. Equal parts perfection , catastrophe, hardship, misfortune and a lil flamethrower action as the cherry on top

  • @draxosplace4845
    @draxosplace4845 Місяць тому +2

    I would think that living in an agricultural world be much better than living in a hive city or forge world.

  • @jeffreychatman4376
    @jeffreychatman4376 3 місяці тому +4

    So there is not ONE single place in the Imperium that is pleasant to live?

    • @Warmaster2001
      @Warmaster2001 25 днів тому

      Paradise Worlds but there's is always a catch in that worlds.

  • @astralclub5964
    @astralclub5964 4 місяці тому +5

    The Emperor Protects! Long Live the Imperium of Man!

  • @ziplocktheimpostor1402
    @ziplocktheimpostor1402 5 місяців тому +16

    The aristocracy: we are the exquisite niche of our kind....
    The emperor: am i a joke to you...

  • @gutterpheonix
    @gutterpheonix 4 місяці тому +2

    In 24 hour time anying before 11 comes with the O prefix. Eg 0800 would be said as o eight hundred.
    11 am to 11 pm just has the hundred suffix. Eg 1300 is said as thirteen hundred hours.
    Midnight is zero hundred hours.

  • @twotugtony7221
    @twotugtony7221 2 місяці тому +1

    I swear I've heard this man doing those nature documentaries

  • @0NEisN0THING
    @0NEisN0THING 3 місяці тому +2

    The chaos rebellion, and traitorous space marines are the 'good' guys

  • @Sandz_The_Fixer
    @Sandz_The_Fixer Місяць тому +1

    The hives sound like London

  • @stephenbyrne2170
    @stephenbyrne2170 4 місяці тому +6

    For 11,000 years on end, the Human Race has struggled to survive in a desolate Galaxy. One of which was stuffed to the tonsils with alien threats and cosmic horrors beyond comprehension, all of which wanted to lock horns with us and thirsted for our blood and/or our extinction. Whichever came first.
    It was only the conviction of our inexhaustible armies, and our faith in the God-Emperor's holy light that sustained our species.

  • @Theguffern
    @Theguffern 4 місяці тому +7

    The way this algoritm says omnissiah, borders to Tech heresy!

  • @5pointprimarch
    @5pointprimarch 4 місяці тому +6

    Its kind of a glimpse into the future.

  • @Epck
    @Epck 4 місяці тому +4

    Its like what people in the 20s and 30s were afraid was going to happen in the near future

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 2 місяці тому

      It will😊

    • @nelsonr1467
      @nelsonr1467 Місяць тому

      They should be. Liberal democracies days are numbered 😊

  • @bompetersen
    @bompetersen Місяць тому +1

    Repost. This was originaly uploaded as a documentary about the gig Economy in 2034

  • @alphaomega1089
    @alphaomega1089 4 місяці тому +2

    "Few are able to fashion luxury goods. Those who can serve the elite who are willing to pay." The Imperium of Man.
    You can drag goods or fashion a cart or truck. Become one with technology. It makes your labour easy.

  • @cosmicwartoad2587
    @cosmicwartoad2587 3 місяці тому +1

    It wouldn't surprise me i supermarket chain top bosses had the floor staff made into servitors.. Shopfloor servitors wouldn't need to be paid, could be assigned to one task only (like being jacked to a till), just take shit from customer like carry THEIR shopping home for them and not say anything in response and mindlessly do what they're told.

  • @reggiefurlow1
    @reggiefurlow1 2 місяці тому +2

    This is way better than Star wars. I'm saying this as a star wars fan

  • @Overanalyse_This
    @Overanalyse_This 5 місяців тому +5

    This content is on another level!!! Well done, this is truly impressive and awesome 😊

  • @Serenchronodipity
    @Serenchronodipity 4 дні тому

    Bless the Machine Spirit for guiding me to this.

  • @brotherthelonius7141
    @brotherthelonius7141 4 місяці тому +8

    So this is what asmons editor does in his free time

  • @cecejamesable
    @cecejamesable 4 місяці тому +3

    If I had to live in 40k, I’d hope to be a rogue trader or a noble on a peaceful planet.

    • @ravinrabbit7932
      @ravinrabbit7932 4 місяці тому

      Roque Trader with some kind of monopol, so the authorities bother you too much, as long as youre supplying..
      But then theres still the warp. And Eldar, Orcs, ChaosGods, Demons, Pirates, Genestealers, Rivals, Traitors etc etc 😂

  • @Gaming_Antics
    @Gaming_Antics 5 місяців тому +11

    If there are no more plants and oceans on 40k earth then how do people breathe?

    • @LZRCuteR
      @LZRCuteR 4 місяці тому +7

      Oxygen is scrubbed and imported and terrible. And it's likely so marginally close to insufficient that you need breathing assistance in lots of areas you don't wouldn't now.

    • @LZRCuteR
      @LZRCuteR 4 місяці тому +1

      Likely corrosive too, filled with acid [or caustic if possible lol]

    • @80krauser
      @80krauser 4 місяці тому +3

      Such silly notions arent sufficiently GrimDark!
      They just do and it is terrible and probably tainted with genestealer farts

    • @stephenbyrne2170
      @stephenbyrne2170 4 місяці тому

      ​@stephenbridges9915 Probably the only Human planet with plant life and oceans left in the Galaxy untim 999.M-41, was Cadia.

  • @jayblevins2957
    @jayblevins2957 4 місяці тому +3

    Sleeping to this rn

  • @johanstinson
    @johanstinson 4 місяці тому +3

    With the teemjng masses on Terra, isn't it weird that there aren't any Terran Legions in the Imperial Guard?

    • @ravinrabbit7932
      @ravinrabbit7932 4 місяці тому +1

      So they can be defeated? What a heresy!!

  • @shmee_iz_bacc
    @shmee_iz_bacc 5 місяців тому +18

    Guardsman’s family: You worried about what you might see or have to do now that you have enlisted?
    Guardsman: No, the emperor protects!!
    Narrator :”The emperor does not protect against ptsd, and there are more then enough ways to acquire it within the service of the guard”
    😂😂😂

  • @AliceBowie
    @AliceBowie 4 місяці тому +1

    The guy in the thumbnail has all his original parts, and hasn't been made into a servitor, so I'd say he's doing pretty well.

  • @jeffmejias4235
    @jeffmejias4235 Місяць тому +3

    Is Terra, Earth?

    • @zenniz1992
      @zenniz1992 Місяць тому +3

      Terra = earth in 40k universe

    • @Warmaster2001
      @Warmaster2001 25 днів тому +1

      Yes but very bad situation. There's is nothing left of our beautifull blue ball.

  • @PlunderAchiever
    @PlunderAchiever 3 місяці тому +1

    "The emperor does not protect against post traumatic stress disorder "

  • @jsgoh1
    @jsgoh1 5 місяців тому +4

    For the Emperor and the Algorithm

  • @louseveryann2181
    @louseveryann2181 5 місяців тому +20

    Why would someone from 40000 years in the future look like a worker from 1920, like in the thumbnail?!?

    • @OCFHS
      @OCFHS 5 місяців тому +8

      What do you expect them to look like?

    • @dot2562
      @dot2562 5 місяців тому +5

      because it just works

    • @fryone
      @fryone 5 місяців тому

      in a setting where machines must have an organic human component because software is basically heresy, hive worlds are fo shoo heavily inspired in british victorian era cities.

    • @oddursigurdsson9637
      @oddursigurdsson9637 5 місяців тому +9

      ​@@AYAKXSHIthe sun doesn't even hit the buildings on terra from the smog. Even if it did then it would only be the upper part not anywhere that a lot of people live. Terra has been like that for like 20.000 years everyone there is probably very pale

    • @AYAKXSHI
      @AYAKXSHI 5 місяців тому +1

      @@oddursigurdsson9637 i meant to say pale i was stoned when i said that

  • @cana1526
    @cana1526 2 місяці тому

    I'd just ask the plague guy for a hit of the good stuff

  • @christianitliong4089
    @christianitliong4089 2 місяці тому +1

    The narrator tho, holy 👍👍 💯

  • @Mike-Wolfe
    @Mike-Wolfe 4 місяці тому +3

    Excellent content, very entertaining.
    But why do I imagine Winnie-the-Pooh telling me this story?

    • @d1p70
      @d1p70 4 місяці тому

      Because the Imperium and its bureaucracy is basically the CCP.

  • @charleskawuma7506
    @charleskawuma7506 4 місяці тому +2

    Would be interesting to know what chaos marines do in their free time

    • @d1p70
      @d1p70 4 місяці тому

      Non-stop furious circle jerks until dry, bloody, chafing husks.

    • @robinphilbrick425
      @robinphilbrick425 4 місяці тому +3

      They torture captives and have young boys fight to the death with the last one standing being a prospect. They have bouts with one another, torture captured loyalist astartes and any other depraved behavior you could conjure up.

    • @benwinter2420
      @benwinter2420 3 місяці тому

      Should'v have asked in other words

  • @Ebolaface
    @Ebolaface 2 місяці тому +1

    Great narrator voice

  • @isaiahgray3057
    @isaiahgray3057 Місяць тому

    18:13 Tech-priest rocking 1.44 MB of data.

  • @JohnnyUnderscore1981
    @JohnnyUnderscore1981 Місяць тому

    "The planet produces absolutely nothing." Huh, sounds like my ex🤔

  • @istvantoth7431
    @istvantoth7431 4 місяці тому

    This video is just too good.

  • @danielstembridge7376
    @danielstembridge7376 26 днів тому

    The servitor lore is horrific 😮❤

  • @ravendelacour1917
    @ravendelacour1917 5 місяців тому

    Nice stealth Caiphas Cain reference. :)

  • @JS443
    @JS443 4 місяці тому +1

    No more oceans? That will make weather no existent no rain! Water resources?

    • @Robert_Douglass
      @Robert_Douglass 4 місяці тому +3

      Imported, like everything else, even the air...

    • @ravinrabbit7932
      @ravinrabbit7932 4 місяці тому

      Recycled a billion billion times and imported from other worlds, leaving them to die instead

  • @SouthFacedWindows
    @SouthFacedWindows Місяць тому

    Man this sounds like the 1984. Very Orwellian.

  • @justinschulz2124
    @justinschulz2124 4 місяці тому +1

    Sounds like life in the suburbs.

  • @EDDJOECORR
    @EDDJOECORR 5 місяців тому +4

    Serious question: How does breeding work on Mars?

    • @komisarzludowy8442
      @komisarzludowy8442 5 місяців тому +15

      There are usb ports and usb cables

    • @EDDJOECORR
      @EDDJOECORR 5 місяців тому +1

      @@komisarzludowy8442 😐

    • @CheapGodiva
      @CheapGodiva 5 місяців тому +5

      They grow individuals in vats. No joke.

    • @EDDJOECORR
      @EDDJOECORR 5 місяців тому

      @@CheapGodiva Really? Very interesting

    • @EDDJOECORR
      @EDDJOECORR 5 місяців тому

      It makes sense, seeing as they replace their body parts with machine parts. They most likely have no peepee or vagg.

  • @tjeisenman4439
    @tjeisenman4439 5 місяців тому +4

    I believe this is a repost

  • @Neellssoonn1
    @Neellssoonn1 2 місяці тому

    Life in The Universal Empire will always be larger as soon as you are not an extinction. This Universe is entertaining but doesn’t dimension StarCraft StarCraft Species… and Creator Families Of La Eternidad.

  • @Gary-zq3pz
    @Gary-zq3pz 3 місяці тому +3

    Isn't there a 40k world that's just kinda nice? A good place defended by willing patriotic citizens instead of slaves?

    • @LordoftheSith
      @LordoftheSith 3 місяці тому

      Cadia. But that got blown up

    • @jesserivera9704
      @jesserivera9704 3 місяці тому

      Tanith, but it got blowed up too.

    • @tonywars
      @tonywars 2 місяці тому

      All the civilized world are now either are destroyed or became hive cities, and populations converted into slaves

  • @M4lenia
    @M4lenia 4 місяці тому

    I love the Mechanicus

  • @ianholland4285
    @ianholland4285 2 місяці тому

    Jesus this makes being a space marine sound cushy 😂

  • @BlackPillVillain
    @BlackPillVillain Місяць тому

    Sounds like real life.

  • @sachinbangaru737
    @sachinbangaru737 5 місяців тому +4

    Emperors bones

  • @dgatsby6495
    @dgatsby6495 5 місяців тому

    Great video 🖖

  • @criticalcog6363
    @criticalcog6363 3 місяці тому +2

    Asmongold editor?

  • @snickle1980
    @snickle1980 Місяць тому

    Asmongolds editor is a busy boy.

  • @cleitondecarvalho431
    @cleitondecarvalho431 4 місяці тому

    I do hope the earth's native animals and plants might have survived elsewhere in the galaxy. Spacial Settlers would not leave their cattle, tastiful fishes, and pets behind.

    • @nikogarcia201
      @nikogarcia201 Місяць тому

      The imperium barely care for its citizens well being so I doubt they cared much about earth fauna and flora. Otherwise, they would have at least made some effort to preserve its ecosystems.

    • @nelsonr1467
      @nelsonr1467 Місяць тому

      ​@nikogarcia201 Not true the Emperor was going to terraform Earth back to its original state before the traitorous heresy. Do not mock the Emperor with such heresy pleb.

  • @sebastianb.1926
    @sebastianb.1926 4 місяці тому +3

    ...empires have always been multi-lingual and multi-religious. that's why they empires and not nation states.

    • @ravinrabbit7932
      @ravinrabbit7932 4 місяці тому

      Interesting but is it always true? Ottoman Empire surely didnt tolerate anything besides islam. Or the hun Empire? Im sure there are many more examples in history

    • @sebastianb.1926
      @sebastianb.1926 4 місяці тому

      @@ravinrabbit7932 both were tolerant.

    • @ravinrabbit7932
      @ravinrabbit7932 4 місяці тому

      @@sebastianb.1926 thats just not true. Both did plenty genocides on their own Population. Or Do you not count the Armenians? Up to 1.5 Millionen people were killed. Or the ottoman genocide on greeks after ww1. Around a Million greeks and assyrians killed. For being Christians.
      Like i said, they were NOT tolerant

    • @zachhoward9099
      @zachhoward9099 3 місяці тому

      @@ravinrabbit7932the Ottoman Empire tolerated Christianity and Judaism but they usually though not always were required to pay the jizya which was an additional tax.

    • @ravinrabbit7932
      @ravinrabbit7932 3 місяці тому

      @@zachhoward9099 they commited nore than one genocide on All other Religions and ethnic groups in their territory but who cares, right?
      Just lie and feel better

  • @solenya4983
    @solenya4983 2 місяці тому

    That thicc lore ❤

  • @bfyrth
    @bfyrth 4 місяці тому

    if you slap the emperor, then life gets even worse

    • @benwinter2420
      @benwinter2420 3 місяці тому

      Dude . . you slapped the emperor

  • @Barbarian-lv6en
    @Barbarian-lv6en Місяць тому

    algorithm bless this video

  • @moxie_ST
    @moxie_ST 4 місяці тому +2

    I do not understand one thing?
    What make people in condition like this to make baby's?
    We all know baby's are not made in big nubers in šhit condition .

    • @ravinrabbit7932
      @ravinrabbit7932 4 місяці тому +3

      Yes, they actually are. Poor countries always have a shitload of kids. When the poor conditions endure long enough for society to kinda adapt, they will pour out childs like non stop. As some kind of income source, health insurances and so on

    • @Warmaster2001
      @Warmaster2001 25 днів тому

      That's happened in our millenniums poor countries. The poorer the country the large amount of child's they will have. And it can go so slaaneshi excessive ways when you just with open mouth asking yourself. How the hell they managing themselfs with this amount of baby's in one damned house?

  • @MrDflego
    @MrDflego Місяць тому

    This makes me really sad.

  • @jonathanjackgoodman2764
    @jonathanjackgoodman2764 2 місяці тому

    Given a number and punished for using your name. That's Marine corps boot. Your also not allowed to say I as in reference to yourself or have a free moment to think about what a huge mistake you've made in joining.

  • @TarumpSadiki
    @TarumpSadiki Місяць тому

    Why does the narrator sound like the king in Gladiator ?

  • @kukaliemikalie8157
    @kukaliemikalie8157 Місяць тому

    Richard Attenbruv

  • @robertf863
    @robertf863 5 місяців тому +2

    Impressive .. they still have a middle class!

  • @MarcelinoDanielsson-le4mz
    @MarcelinoDanielsson-le4mz 5 місяців тому

    For a great cause.

  • @be1394
    @be1394 5 місяців тому +5

    Is this a repost? or a copy of someone else's video i saw a couple days ago?

    • @Tarvitz92
      @Tarvitz92 5 місяців тому +4

      No, the algorithm for you is just good. Had a similar title video from dystopia pop up on my feed but that's months old. Every 40k channel has a video on this subject anyway. I'm sure this will be the best one :)

    • @theriguyayylmao3761
      @theriguyayylmao3761 5 місяців тому +4

      @@Tarvitz92can’t be the best when the script and voiceover aren’t even done by an actual person

    • @remkometkrullen
      @remkometkrullen 5 місяців тому +1

      The Machine Spirit guards the knowledge of the ancients.

    • @Flipadelphiia
      @Flipadelphiia 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@theriguyayylmao3761 as long as it's accurate, it doesn't matter. Lore is lore, regardless of who or what writes and narrates it

    • @tjeisenman4439
      @tjeisenman4439 5 місяців тому +2

      I was about to post the exact same thing. Yes this is a repeat. I just listened to it a while ago. Not a couple days ago but a while ago I believe the exact same thing. Yes

  • @Alchemyst420
    @Alchemyst420 4 місяці тому

    now do allan watts narrating lol