Whatever Happened To The Knockers ? - 1993

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  • @swiftcee266
    @swiftcee266 2 місяці тому +4

    The ICF ladies and gentlemen.....proper lads. A young Andy Swallow....classic.

    • @Staffo1982Staffo
      @Staffo1982Staffo 6 днів тому

      Proper lads collecting on behalf of the disabled. Wankers

  • @slapperham1
    @slapperham1 3 роки тому +19

    0:50 in conjunction with ICF Services 😄😄 that made me chuckle

  • @pollardmark
    @pollardmark 4 роки тому +6

    Ha Harrrr.. This was a classic.. Im Bed with Me Dinner summed it up fa me.. The Ironing board cover lmao .. Theres all disabled people everywhere Ha HARR !! The Millwall boys going COME ON COME ON lmao .. Until ya pay me im taking ya Driver :-) ALRIGHT STEVE .. Nobody there called Steve HA Harr .. With all that Palava .. The GAMES FUCKED !!

  • @davebayliss3142
    @davebayliss3142 4 роки тому +14

    There’s something really really nice about this video

    • @CARLIN4737
      @CARLIN4737 3 роки тому +5

      yeah. the good old days.

  • @popeye8813
    @popeye8813 6 років тому +35

    The fight was fake

    • @realizethetruth9427
      @realizethetruth9427 5 років тому +11

      You don't say!!

    • @Tashygay
      @Tashygay 4 роки тому +2

      Like a fucking audition for EastEnders.

    • @hoopster68
      @hoopster68 4 роки тому +6

      My uncle played one of the Millwall lot

    • @AcidRayne100
      @AcidRayne100 3 роки тому +5

      There's a shop that only sells sticks for fighting with 🤣

    • @andrewdaley3081
      @andrewdaley3081 3 роки тому +1

      I known this was two years ago but i do hope you have found some mre brain cells. Andy England 🇬🇧👍😁🧠

  • @annother3350
    @annother3350 4 роки тому +10

    I was having a break from decorating one day and had all the upstairs windows open when i heard some knockers coming to the door. And one was saying to the other in a very determined way '...and don't fucking take no for an answer!!'. Needless to say i didn't answer the door...

  • @CARLIN4737
    @CARLIN4737 3 роки тому +12

    The knockers are knocking on around 60 plus now. Cracking doc.

    • @hoopster68
      @hoopster68 2 роки тому +1

      I said to someone earlier my uncle played one of the Millwall lot, you're right he's about 63 I think

  • @blueturtle3203
    @blueturtle3203 6 років тому +10

    I'd love to see the original film again. Can't find it anywhere.

  • @pineapplepenumbra
    @pineapplepenumbra 4 роки тому +6

    13:25 Even the dog can tell that you're trying to scam people.

  • @peterarmstrong6730
    @peterarmstrong6730 23 дні тому

    ICF Services. 😂😂. Got the patter them cockneys and they didn’t lie . Is right lads ,from Merseyside.

  • @CrueLoaf
    @CrueLoaf Рік тому +2

    Proper chamois leathers, yes!
    Later.
    Simulated chamois leather Officer! 😂

  • @dkizxpt-su3ze
    @dkizxpt-su3ze 2 роки тому +10

    2:27 Bob Mills 🤣

    • @steve__youtube
      @steve__youtube 2 місяці тому +2

      @JohnSmith-su3ze
      I first ever see this mob when me old man used to watch In bed with me dinner with Bob Mills. Even to this day we use quotes from it like 'he's not football, he's muggy bonehead'...... 'You should of put a clip on that'....... and the good old 'What a palaver'
      Millsy's programme was the mutts nutts. Brings back some good old memories, the good ol days 😂😂

    • @dkizxpt-su3ze
      @dkizxpt-su3ze 2 місяці тому +1

      @@steve__youtube Yeah, we still use all those phrases too haha
      That prat answered the door to me.....bollocks 🤣

    • @steve__youtube
      @steve__youtube 2 місяці тому

      @@dkizxpt-su3ze 🤣

  • @grahammurray7426
    @grahammurray7426 5 років тому +6

    So glad to find this is remember watching the original back in the day.

  • @njohnson6589
    @njohnson6589 5 років тому +4

    Yes officer it's run by local organised crime groups..😂😂😂😂😂

  • @weekender8839
    @weekender8839 2 місяці тому +1

    Seamus is a proper switched on geezer and character. He’s more of an actor than the bod who shacked up with the posh sort

  • @m.money0753
    @m.money0753 3 роки тому +14

    Propper jack the lads,true characters doesnt seem to be many left nowadays enjoyed watching this.

    • @annonymous3948
      @annonymous3948 2 роки тому +2

      Fucking toe rags! Ripping off a pensioner...cunts!

  • @russellwilliams1162
    @russellwilliams1162 5 років тому +14

    Anyone spot the young Andy Swallow of icf fame?

  • @TomTom-so6hc
    @TomTom-so6hc 5 років тому +12

    And they reckon the lads before them were mugs and kept shouting out silly things ?

  • @sondercichlidaquariums4951
    @sondercichlidaquariums4951 5 років тому +7

    Very entertaining but so obviously fake

    • @mrnobody4237
      @mrnobody4237 2 роки тому +1

      Fight was staged but not the rest.

  • @mrmoran0077
    @mrmoran0077 5 років тому +3

    Renault, gotta have a few bob. How times have changed...

  • @motelghost477
    @motelghost477 5 років тому +7

    Four by two = jew. Front wheel = your guess is as good as mine.

  • @robbiedanny3662
    @robbiedanny3662 3 місяці тому +1

    Selling a oven glove and a iron board cover was like winning the lottery 😂

  • @jatkinson3938
    @jatkinson3938 3 роки тому +11

    Labello Blanco, some classic on that label. Wasn't expecting to see that label in this documentary. Great doc, good watch

    • @allen63b
      @allen63b 3 роки тому +1

      I think Havin it in Ibiza was released on Labello Blanco. First track On Ya Way by Helicopter ❤️ I give it a spin now and again.

  • @paulr7463
    @paulr7463 9 днів тому

    Tea or coffee ? The age old dilemma of what beverage to have in a morning

  • @strictlycasual765
    @strictlycasual765 5 років тому +11

    In conjecture with ICF Services 😂😂

  • @JustAnotherThisDJ
    @JustAnotherThisDJ 7 місяців тому +1

    2024 theyd all be sit in the van on their phones absorbing the latest news and twitter

  • @dkizxpt-su3ze
    @dkizxpt-su3ze 2 роки тому +2

    0:55 The last 10 years have been muggy bonehead

  • @howey935
    @howey935 6 років тому +15

    I’d like to see what they’re all doing now they’ll be nearing pension age soon.

  • @DLux437
    @DLux437 3 місяці тому +1

    Andy still going, Centreforce!!

  • @Robert.Deeeee
    @Robert.Deeeee 5 років тому +16

    15:40 'muggy boneheads' lol
    Classic

    • @iltwlal
      @iltwlal 2 роки тому +1

      Been laughing at this for 20 years

    • @steve__youtube
      @steve__youtube 2 місяці тому

      @Robert.Deeeee
      I first ever see this mob when me old man used to watch In bed with me dinner with Bob Mills. Even to this day we use quotes from it like 'he's not football, he's muggy bonehead'...... 'You should of put a clip on that'....... and the good old 'What a palaver'
      Millsy's programme was the mutts nutts. Brings back some good old memories, the good ol days 😂😂

  • @stevecooksley
    @stevecooksley 4 роки тому +8

    Brilliant to see again. I used to play in the same football team with Mark - funny bloke.

  • @stevee9998
    @stevee9998 5 днів тому

    Andy Swallow total legend

  • @journeybymoonlight3216
    @journeybymoonlight3216 5 років тому +3

    I saw this back on the air back in 1993. I thought it was great because I love 80's stuff.

  • @danielwarren3138
    @danielwarren3138 2 роки тому +4

    "He's four by two, you know. Front wheel".
    Had to google what he was on about, he might as well have been speaking French.

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 Рік тому +1

      I can't believe that there are actually people in Britain who have to Google common Rhyming slang:four by two =jew front wheel skid =yid

    • @danielwarren3138
      @danielwarren3138 Рік тому +2

      @@michaelharrison3602I'm familiar with most rhyming slang but "four by two" and "front wheel" are not ones that I have heard in common conversation

    • @davehoward22
      @davehoward22 Рік тому +2

      Me neither.

    • @olivere5497
      @olivere5497 7 місяців тому

      Lol, im gonna start using that phrase on facebook and/or 4chan.

    • @glenmorgan4597
      @glenmorgan4597 3 місяці тому

      Heard 4 by 2 loads of times but never front wheel

  • @steve__youtube
    @steve__youtube 2 місяці тому

    I first ever see this mob when me old man used to watch In bed with me dinner with Bob Mills. Even to this day we use quotes from it like 'he's not football, he's muggy bonehead'...... 'You should of put a clip on that'....... and the good old 'What a palaver'
    Millsy's programme was the mutts nutts. Brings back some good old memories, the good ol days 😂😂

  • @coam3708
    @coam3708 2 роки тому +1

    honestly the things we got away with ...u just could not do it now ...we hijacked a Plesey Coach on the way back from bill gardner's football team someone lobbed a beer tin at the coach driver, he stopped jumped out so Spam drove the coach old bill flooded us and we all got on a No 15 bus to the green gate and Clive asked for 22 ..10pence fares 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @strangeexchange1
    @strangeexchange1 2 місяці тому

    Woolwich was a grass

  • @jasonantigua6825
    @jasonantigua6825 3 місяці тому +1

    Good,friend of mine Jason Mariner told me about this! Jason was the top lad at Chelsea back in these days!

    • @johnbush6901
      @johnbush6901 3 місяці тому +3

      Mariner has NEVER been a "top lad" at chelsea

  • @DOGMORFEMOCI
    @DOGMORFEMOCI 2 місяці тому

    The Knackers

  • @CARLIN4737
    @CARLIN4737 2 роки тому +1

    Bon Voyage my china plates.

  • @kieranhoulihan5692
    @kieranhoulihan5692 3 роки тому +2

    Andy is a old man now.

  • @Waxadisc
    @Waxadisc 6 років тому +16

    I'm selling goods on behalf of icf services 😂😂😂. I saw this when it came out in 93. Brilliant

  • @coam3708
    @coam3708 3 роки тому +5

    OMG ................Danny, Andy swallow and the boys .................Bridge house canning town Terry Murphy, Glen, Darren RIP .............GREAT DAYS

  • @markrichards636
    @markrichards636 2 місяці тому

    What happened to the East end?

  • @lewisgreen1633
    @lewisgreen1633 4 роки тому +5

    How you being straight with me if your nicking me gear?🥴

  • @weekender8839
    @weekender8839 5 років тому +3

    Fridge freezers

  • @TomWard-wo1rz
    @TomWard-wo1rz 3 місяці тому

    The house would have been reccied for a future burglary.

  • @kevinell6605
    @kevinell6605 3 місяці тому

    I love to know if the original Documentary is out there somewhere ?

  • @m9mike9
    @m9mike9 Рік тому

    I thought this was going to be a documentary about Katie Price.

  • @n136h
    @n136h 6 років тому +3

    Who's ICF services then? Lol

    • @Mr69Deano
      @Mr69Deano 6 років тому +1

      n136h inter city firm..
      . west ham hooligans

    • @patriothammer1460
      @patriothammer1460 5 років тому +2

      I take it you never had a calling card left on your forehead 🙏 lucky you ⚒

  • @MosesDeLaRoses
    @MosesDeLaRoses Рік тому

    Geezer at 10:32 looks like Chris from Skins. 'Two leather dusters for a paaand'

  • @NH-bz9jv
    @NH-bz9jv 3 роки тому +3

    In Bed with MeDinner ripped these clowns apart🤣🤣🤣

    • @NH-bz9jv
      @NH-bz9jv 2 роки тому

      @@jimmymcgill713 not beyond me at all squire, all I see is a bunch of clowns. Not rocket science…….squire.

    • @NH-bz9jv
      @NH-bz9jv 2 роки тому

      @@jimmymcgill713 nah, I’m good ta.

    • @NH-bz9jv
      @NH-bz9jv 2 роки тому

      @@jimmymcgill713 your mum doesn’t think I’m slow. Go and bore someone else 🤣🤣

    • @NH-bz9jv
      @NH-bz9jv 2 роки тому

      @@jimmymcgill713 awww did she? Bless, she bangs like a barn door. You must be so proud👍

    • @NH-bz9jv
      @NH-bz9jv 2 роки тому

      @@jimmymcgill713 your mum loves em😘

  • @billydingle7246
    @billydingle7246 Рік тому +1

    like to see how they are getting on in 2023

    • @Mkbshg8
      @Mkbshg8 19 днів тому

      Probably selling bits down the boozer.

  • @jingobop1225
    @jingobop1225 6 років тому +27

    The first wave of casuals certainly weren't clones the boys are definitely characters. I'm not from east London but these guys are well worth a documentary and it's good to see this time of life documented, the 80's fashion etc

    • @CARLIN4737
      @CARLIN4737 3 роки тому +2

      yeah its a a cracking documentary

    • @Tmuk2
      @Tmuk2 2 роки тому +1

      My uncle used to dress like this; drainpipe jeans, white socks, slip-on shoes, pringle jumper + medallion. Must have been the east end look in the mid 80s

    • @jimmymcgill713
      @jimmymcgill713 2 роки тому +2

      @@Tmuk2 farahs rather than jeans for me, but Yea, spot on. 👖⚒️

  • @jasonparfitt4299
    @jasonparfitt4299 Рік тому

    Can I have a glass of water please ,the ultimate cheeky chappie😅

  • @camptube7621
    @camptube7621 6 місяців тому

    Who came here after MeDinner?

  • @paulgilmartin9673
    @paulgilmartin9673 10 днів тому

    What ajoke the fight was planned

  • @journeybymoonlight3216
    @journeybymoonlight3216 5 років тому +4

    I would answer the door the young man "I would love you show you somthing upstairs".

  • @tomj5514
    @tomj5514 2 роки тому +1

    2 words. Work Ethic

  • @ostapbendervan7874
    @ostapbendervan7874 4 роки тому +1

    The cars

  • @stagaz
    @stagaz 3 місяці тому

    Grant Fleming ?

  • @WorldCupWillie
    @WorldCupWillie 2 роки тому +4

    Someone should do a 40th anniversary reunion documentary. I imagine they won't be hard to track down. They're probably on Facebook.

    • @raf3070
      @raf3070 2 роки тому +1

      A few are but most of them not

  • @2WheelSam
    @2WheelSam 3 роки тому +4

    Ahah love this. There’s disabled people everywhere

  • @mci6830
    @mci6830 5 років тому +4

    southern geezers .

  • @TRADINGMAN1
    @TRADINGMAN1 Рік тому

    A kite for an Allan - honestly 😂

  • @retrowavewrestling6028
    @retrowavewrestling6028 3 роки тому +4

    Top Flight Time Machine sent me here.

  • @martinsanders6850
    @martinsanders6850 5 років тому +1

    ".... WOLLY... ".

  • @dizzylizzysunflower
    @dizzylizzysunflower 4 роки тому +4

    I remember watching this at the time..some of it was hilarious!

  • @beadlesmhankyfist2274
    @beadlesmhankyfist2274 Рік тому

    ICF Services 😆😆😆😆

  • @gmf121266
    @gmf121266 3 роки тому +4

    Muggy bone heads!!!

  • @patriothammer1460
    @patriothammer1460 5 років тому +1

    Bob looks so young ⚒🙏👊

  • @theefishlippedone
    @theefishlippedone 5 років тому +1

    Good stuff

  • @Kryotek7
    @Kryotek7 3 роки тому +9

    One of the fore-runners of fake documentaries, or at least acted documentaries. The fight scene being the best example. The whole thing wreaks of staging and orchestration.

    • @danielwarren3138
      @danielwarren3138 2 роки тому +2

      Too many camera angles makes the staging obvious

    • @hoopster68
      @hoopster68 2 роки тому +3

      Course it was orchestrated, all the south London lot were really West ham, least my uncle was

    • @olivere5497
      @olivere5497 7 місяців тому +1

      Around the same time the Sun newspaper did a big story about Tilbury, pretended it had a massive skinhead problem when it was just a bit boring grey town without those problems.

  • @ROCKYFISTSCATS
    @ROCKYFISTSCATS 2 роки тому

    lol i done knocking in about 98/99 when out of jail traveled all over it def was a giggle

    • @olivere5497
      @olivere5497 7 місяців тому

      Could you explain a bit more, it seems like ex-cons have been doing door step peddling since Victorian times.

  • @jameslittle8500
    @jameslittle8500 2 роки тому

    "renault, gotta av a few bob" lol

  • @elisabrown3018
    @elisabrown3018 5 років тому +4

    West Ham icf😀👊⚒

  • @HulkHulkster
    @HulkHulkster Рік тому

    Fake af

  • @sammy6100
    @sammy6100 11 місяців тому

    Mark now works for fake taxi haha

    • @olivere5497
      @olivere5497 7 місяців тому

      You are joking?? (Not that i've heard of fake taxi!)

  • @JRP80820
    @JRP80820 2 роки тому +2

    Thanks for posting, great documentary.

  • @mrdorf2784
    @mrdorf2784 3 роки тому +3

    ICF services. West Ham 😂

  • @standman525
    @standman525 4 роки тому +8

    Who has ended up here from Medinner ?

  • @RicTic66
    @RicTic66 5 років тому +11

    I recognise a few of the faces in this video from WHUFC's firm in the early 80s. Believe you me I'm no lover of the 'irons' but these lads were the real deal, they dished it out all over England and took their kickings when things got out of hand like in Manchester when outnumbered 5 to one they stood and got bashed up. Not sure if it was before or after that they give it to United on the ferry to Holland .

    • @elisabrown3018
      @elisabrown3018 4 роки тому +4

      RicTic66 The ferry was 86,15 icf were upstairs drinking in the inter city bar,took on 150 Man U and held them off for hours they had to turn the boat round back to England.👊⚒

    • @deancox.1722
      @deancox.1722 4 роки тому +3

      Andy was on the ferry true story

    • @deancox.1722
      @deancox.1722 4 роки тому +1

      There was 5 and a few Essex boys think one helped and got 5yrs

    • @derekduvall6482
      @derekduvall6482 3 роки тому +2

      Man Utd and Chelsea were the best at claiming a result when outnumbering the opposition 5 to 1, like it was something to brag about.

    • @hoopster68
      @hoopster68 2 роки тому

      Spot on mate, my uncle played one of the Millwall lot, west ham through and through, loved a tear up

  • @version736ha2
    @version736ha2 4 роки тому +3

    ICF services lol

  • @MarknoblesAcidhouseparty
    @MarknoblesAcidhouseparty 6 років тому +11

    IRONS !! Great to see swallow n that clearly show despise humble beginnings , talent and that entrepreneurial spirit shines through

  • @benshutt
    @benshutt 2 роки тому

    Anyone else here through TFTM?

  • @CARLIN4737
    @CARLIN4737 6 років тому +4

    magic

  • @mayena
    @mayena Рік тому +2

    2:00-2:20 Manor Road, West Ham. 2:56-3:03 Bidder Street, Canning Town.

  • @TheWESTSIDE1967
    @TheWESTSIDE1967 2 роки тому +3

    The Originals, Old skool ICF know one of these boys here, Danny H ⚒

  • @jcassidy1984
    @jcassidy1984 4 роки тому +6

    This was amazing - thanks for posting!

  • @davidbrent2046
    @davidbrent2046 3 роки тому +3

    Is this acting ? Or is it real

    • @ianmangham4570
      @ianmangham4570 3 роки тому +3

      Half n HALF/real folk with some dramatic effect

  • @bascet1
    @bascet1 6 років тому +8

    This is what these jokers you see at football now clad in their stone island coat and thinking that's all it takes, back in the day everything revolved around the firm (hate that phrase),we were all mates who trusted each other to graft and fight with.

    • @jimstertms
      @jimstertms 5 років тому +1

      bascet1 was you a knocker with them then ?

  • @RickStar00O
    @RickStar00O 3 роки тому +2

    Criminal Mindz

  • @scuttle69
    @scuttle69 6 років тому +6

    wtached this back in 1983 was a great documentry been looking for this for years my father did have this on vhs . what happened to woolich there was no mention of him in the 1993 doc thanx for a great post

    • @eld460
      @eld460 4 роки тому +2

      Woolwich was the cab driver.

    • @bigbadjohn07
      @bigbadjohn07 3 роки тому +2

      He coached at west ham.

    • @JR-cl3md
      @JR-cl3md 3 роки тому

      @@eld460 you sure about that?

    • @jimmymcgill713
      @jimmymcgill713 2 роки тому

      @@bigbadjohn07 he still is, alongside pottsie.

  • @coam3708
    @coam3708 2 роки тому

    I loved Danny's sister ...I wounder where she is now 😪😪😪

    • @TheWESTSIDE1967
      @TheWESTSIDE1967 2 роки тому

      i know danny from growing up in manor park ⚒ where's his sister ?

  • @RubyMarkLindMilly
    @RubyMarkLindMilly 4 роки тому +7

    Got to hand it to them they're a likeable bunch until you'd bumped into them at Upton Park on a midweek night match then there not funny anymore

    • @dodgydruid
      @dodgydruid 3 роки тому +2

      Back then you either gave a good kicking or got a good kicking, it was part of the thing and strange as often or not I would have been hanging out with plenty of east end skinheads down Carnaby St and all mates but come the football and all bets were off and often had to run the gauntlet of going through Chelsea, Tottenham lot as much as bumping into Wet Spam on the tube as we made our way to Euston or Kings X and you knew they were there because West End Central had their SPG down on the trains and platforms and we didn't care as they were viable targets as much as the other side were.
      Ironically I married into a heavy east end family, erstwhile neighbours of Lenny McLean, the infamous Hanmore's two doors up from Lenny with Wally the eldest being a trusted "Firm" chap, then I was dancing in a different league altogether and the only time I ever kept schtum about my team was down the Lane, having tea with ol' Pop and Tony Burns, having a bet with Foxy Phil or a host of other characters, the ex father in law passed away today and yet he gave me respect as I earned it the hard way.

    • @TheWESTSIDE1967
      @TheWESTSIDE1967 2 роки тому

      @@dodgydruid well said mate, true back then you run the gauntlet especially away days, i grew up in Manor park with the infamous MPS who were all WEST HAM Skins, i could tell you a few things, put it this way you grew up fast in them days late 70,s early 80,s they were a bit older than me i was around 14 they was in there 20,s & we all looked up to em, btw you support who ? Arsenal ? ⚒

  • @jaslion7218
    @jaslion7218 3 роки тому +1

    I remember when 1st out, think taped on vhs . COYL ha ha

  • @Bobbibouchersmumwasright
    @Bobbibouchersmumwasright 3 роки тому +1

    Health and safety bod would blow his over that building site 🤣🤣

  • @largedelta
    @largedelta 3 роки тому +1

    Anyone IFS here
    TTFN

  • @nutonehiphop7505
    @nutonehiphop7505 5 років тому +2

    That was a handy handymans shop!

    • @thepeckhampoet1909
      @thepeckhampoet1909 8 місяців тому

      As Bob mills says in his TV show reviewing this documentary,
      Oh look everyone there's a shop that conveniently sells sticks just for fighting.

  • @njohnson6589
    @njohnson6589 5 років тому +2

    Better off with the wallys shouting Willie's.. Than the hooligans tryin to exit van on North circular..😲😲😂😂😞😞