ASMR at Gunpoint
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- Опубліковано 28 лип 2024
- You quietly sneak into my basement, point a loaded gun at me, and demand me to make ASMR for you!
I was initially going to use my replica AK47, but for once I felt that might not be a good idea, for various reasons. This is my twist on a comment made in 2022 where someone suggested I make an ASMR video while pointing a gun at the camera.
00:00:00 Just a sec!
00:03:00 Do you want money?
00:05:27 Gee, whatever could you want???
00:08:18 Calming Hand Movements
00:12:03 Brushing the Microphone Covers
00:12:52 Some Anticipatory ASMR
00:14:04 Examining Your Gun
00:16:34 Nerf Bullets ASMR
00:20:54 Giving Your Gun Back
00:22:05 Demand #1: Mac & Cheese ASMR
00:33:06 Demand #2: Human Bone & Lemon Tapping
00:36:51 Demand #2 Bonus 1: Tibia ASMR
00:38:05 Demand #2 Bonus 2: Lemon ASMR
00:39:40 Demand #3: Pebble ASMR
00:42:50 Don't Mean to Deescalate
00:44:19 One of My Sneakers
00:48:14 Demand #4: Unintelligible Whispering
00:52:03 Demand #5: Hand Sounds
00:54:58 Psychoanalyzing the Situation
01:03:26 Demand #6: Hourglass ASMR
01:06:42 My Gift To You: Ribbed Can ASMR
01:11:00 Final Demand: Water Sloshing ASMR
01:14:30 Unloading & Putting the Gun Away
01:15:57 Concluding the Home Invasion
01:17:17 Time To Sleep
01:18:37 Epilogue
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My respects to the guy who was aiming at Rift for one hour, nineteen minutes and twenty-six seconds without his arm getting tired. That's professionalism
Pretty sure it was Barry.
@@RustyGamesMC maybe
He had a hand at 14:50 though so he got a chance to rest a bit
He even sacrificed his hand for the cause. True legend.
@@SatoruJesusIII that's right
Always loved natural asmr that doesnt look forced in any way
nice 😂
ER is so good he looks natural while acting forced 💀
@Inventor_of_sex by a nerf gun 🔫
@Inventor_of_sex how much money have you made off your invention?
This ASMR was on point.....Gun Point
Mad respect for the cameraman handling the pain in silence when his hand was severed from him
Fr
The casual swearing coming more naturally is great, most channels don't do it and I appreciate that you use them without going overboard
Curse words only keep their power when used sparingly and with good timing
@@the_protectorof_smols3563 beyond true
A curse word every other word is meaningless
I see swearing as a good sentence enhancer when used sparingly.
I'm so used to youtubers doing their best to not swear to appease UA-cam that it actually caught me so off guard when he actually swore lmao.
Great now I can't sleep and gotta figure out where he swears 41:03 is where I'm at I could be delulu
I can’t believe we’d hold up uncle ER like this. Such a betrayal after his years of relaxing content
Madone. How much betrayal can er take?
It's tragic, but we got hooked on the tingles and now we're jonesing for some badly enough to do this
Ahem, "Et tu brute" probably screwed that up but whatever, happy little accidents ig.
How many times has he removed our brain??? Idk if I call this betrayal 😤😤
Business as usual
I love how this man walked into a room, spent 30 seconds on the phone, and only *then* did he realize there was a gun 2 feet from his face.
He has his priorities straight
its like the cartoon character that realizes hes in danger only after seeing the 500 ft cliff drop below his feet
@@keraunos8584 true
@@keraunos8584 I love how the cartoon characters before plummeting down to the ground they have to check if there is a floor by doing the feet thing lol
@@smoketastic4158 In Looney tunes, gravity only exists when the characters look down 😂
The person holding the weapon is actually really nice. He was very patient and let ER take his time.
And his hand
@@theinternetlawyer7126and his gun
and his EaR
That’s not a real person holding the gun that’s fake
@@-KMzzz-cheers mate
I’m convinced ER automatically spawns in a table filled with random objects whenever he enters a room.
Inventory space for a level 65 warlock is very deep
We don’t want any trouble. Give us the tingles we know you got em. 🔫
😂
Beat me to it
@@TheRealCantaraBella 🔫 fastest thief in the east.
The squirt gun makes ut so much better.
the only time apple’s squirt gun actually works
I read the title and assumed YOU’D be holding US at gunpoint, not the other way around
But the fact that at the beginning you see someone holding a gun pointed at you and just put up your finger like “Yeah just a second” is indeed an ER move
I thought the same haha
So did I! When I saw it was the other way around I started dying of laughter 😂
Sujal
The fact that he just said one second to a total stranger getting into his house proves that it constantly happens and that hes used to it
And a trip to the ER If your lucky
Uncle E: "Do you mind if I take a look at the gun?"
Also Uncle E: *Proceeds to take the entire hand along with it*
Well he did disarm us but was kind enough to return it
You know, a few days ago, when you and I were talking on the phone and you said "It's not like anyone broke into my home and is pointing a gun at me," I found that odd. But then you said you had to go check on the thing with the freezer cabinet stove, so I figured you were just busy. We should develop a code word for this kind of thing.
How about Bubble? I like bubbles. Bubbles are fun.
Put the asmr in the bag! PUT IT IN!
I understood that reference
Tapping the bag and making mouth sounds dropping Penny's in making falling sound effects
Put the ASMR in the bag. Put the ASMR in the bag. PUT ASMR IN MY ASS, wait…
"Your facing the wrong way sir"
@@RealCosmicDarkrai oh sorry..."PUT IN IN"
The whole gag with „giving the gun back” is absolutely splentastic; it’s as if the person held at gunpoint was enjoying it and therefore refusing to deescalate the situation. Doctor House kinda did this once.
Love your humor; never change!
Three stooges did that too. Moe(to bady guy aiming gun at them) : Can i borrow that? (take gun and hits larry or curly after they say horrible pun then gives the gun back to bad guy) Here ya go. Thanks!
My personal headcanon is that the guy is literally just here to have a nerf battle and is just politely waiting to give him his own gun so they can duke it out
Breaking into Ephemeral Rifts house and holding him at gun point was the most fun I've had all millenia! Thank you, hope to do it again soon!
I feel terrible cause this man literally gives us all sorts of relaxation and in return we try to rob him like why😢
Coz we do a little trolling
He’s snatched our brain out of our heads too many times, it’s his turn😤
@@rym133Yeah, it's time to get ba... *Snores*
@@Svoroda a "little" trolling yeah
@@allavlad4353 *proceeds to kidnap your entire family, eat their souls, and run over 87 children in a 25 mph school zone. After that we rob 5 banks get into a police shootout and steal a boat to the pacific islands*
14:51 Thats a really cool gun. It even came with the hand!
i love how he acknowledges the fact that its a nerf gun but still acts afraid.
yeah. But it would be weird if he bringed a real gun to an asmr roleplay.. 💀
@@the_guy_who_couldnt_fly*brought
holy shit! you took his hand clean off in the most calmest way!
Those microphones are very conveniently placed for this video, very nice of them to set it up for you :)
i was thinking that too! a polite robber :))
Uncle ER saying "The oh shit" and the fact ASMR at Gunpoint features a nerf strap was the best most hilarious introduction to any and all his videos all year this whole video was not only relaxing but entertaining made my 2023 keep up the splentastic work! 😂😂😂
I was very gently falling asleep and woke up with "You are just the sweetest, cutest little home invader." and I couldn't contain my laughter.
This whole video is just so fun to watch, it's weirdly cozy and comfortable
99 likes with no comments? lemme fix that.
@@user-vp4fk7br2q that's lovely. I hope you are having a great day, bud
The fact that he had the audacity to give us the one second finger before he started
everytime i think that ASMR will forever be limited to fast triggers and muckbangs ephemeral comes out with another insanely creative idea 😂
Idk whomst you get your "ASMR" from but that aint it.
Latte ASMR
PPOMO
GentleWhispers
RangASMR
@@NobuxD I follow all of them! i just feel that mainstream ASMR is often seen as boring and simple
Along with Rift, I enjoy Gibi, Srp, Dr Dave, Made in France, Dr. T, and Amy Kay
Try Atlas asmr, super underrated
@@GrandRezero made in France is very good. I love his cinematic visuals
I don't know what's more impressive here, the fact that he's got my character holding/aiming the gun with only my left hand, or that I'm holding it up for over an hour without dropping it once.
0:22 The “Hold on” after he notices us is funny, then after he notices us again is funny, man.
3:16
“Those nerf bullets hit different”
he’s not wrong, it’s like stepping on a Lego.
😂😂
As a left handed person, this is very appreciated!
Very cool and unique too.
Noone gives a fck
Same! Pretty sure ER is left handed too, unless the camera is flipped 😅🤣
I, as a lefty, am happy that the like button is a left hand and the dislike is a righty.
@@McDoubleWithCheese The like and dislike buttons are actually the same icon, but just rotated 180 degrees, making them the same hand. The question is which hand? 🤔
Considering the way he’s holding the gun I don’t he is
🔫 Tingles, hand it over! And make sure your hand movements will be slow and smooth, pal!
Your work is the proof that doing what you enjoy naturally brings intrinsic value into the world.
"Ohhh shitt" That's the most.... softest way I haver ever heard anyone say it. Like he legit created the most inoffensive way to softly say it and not sound bad. That's is proffesional acting right there.
*Put the tingles in the bag and no tricks!*
*THERE BETTER NOT BE BACKROUND NOISES*
YEA WHAT HE SAiD
when you asked us if any rift characters needed to be nerfed this isn't what i had in mind
John wick's father doing asmr👍🏻
That, "Oooh shit..." Almost made me wake my husband up with my shaking from silent laughter.
This is life saving, I'm currently watching this video being threatened at gun point hoping he falls asleep on this.
I just admire you and your work. The level of effort and acting it just blows my mind.
Listening to ER on the subway at 5:00 am on the way to work really makes my day and sets me up for a calming shift. I love you man 🔫 🥸
I’d be asleep on the ride there noo way that’s too early for asmr for me as I’m someone who uses it to wind down and put myself to sleep at night 😂 I go into work at 7 and can’t do asmr but I’ve tired it during the end of my shift since all I do is operate a machine. So we get to wear earbuds and I like to smoke 🍃 on my break so after lunch I just let the machine do it’s thing and watch it while I listen to music or sometimes asmr
@@JK-pe6ifI would fall asleep too
this man has the most creative ideas i've ever seen, i thought the entire video about pebbles was creative but here he surprises me again. very well done my good sir. very well done.
It’s impressive how long it took Uncle E to notice the NEON green and orange revolver😂
Golden concept
Thank you for all the content you put our for us. This really does help me fall asleep. Out of all the inconsistenties in my life, you are here still putting out great content for years. Sincerely, thank you.
I'm really amazed by how many ideas you got inside that head of yours. When I think you just can't come up with anything else, you bring the most original videos I've seen. You're the best ASMRtist there is.
the way he just takes the whole hand not just the gun the entire hand killed me
I like to imagine the cut at 14:58 was a blooper of you taking the gun and shooting at the camera, since we were so relaxed and we wouldn't see it coming
The stirring mac and cheese for 10 hours idea would be perfect!
I am not here for money I am here for the tingles
give me the tingles goddamnit 🔫
I love your videos and little series they're all so unique and special, every episode and I love your videos for it! I also love how you sell each character so well, like the dealers, Corvus, etc. and I can tell you have fun with it and your sense of humor is peak!
The fact he examines the gun 😂😂 and the person that held it allows it 😂 ER the best and funniest
I love how he progressively holds the hostage captive
the calming hand movements were lovely!!!
34:34 Wow, never thought I’d get anatomy lessons from an ASMR Video before
Little do we know that we are also being held at gunpoint, he put us at gunpoint to hold him at gunpoint so he could make a video about being held at gunpoint. Extraordinairy idea
shout out to the camera man for holding the "gun" for a whole hour ninteen minutes and 26 sec's
Been subscribed to you since around 2013. So 10 years now. You have came so far . Your a legend in the ASMR world. Thanks for everything man ❤
The ending where you called the professor while we were asleep is such a fantastic twist. cant wait to see where this goes next
I appreciate the comment in the description about not using the model AK-47 for those various reasons that I don't need to specify in this space. It's bummer to have to consider that, and at the same time I respect making the simple choice to swap it and keep life slightly simpler and potentially less stressful for folks. Adds a unique thing to the video that people like and doesn't detract from the concept itself. I might be overanalyzing, but I want to give credit to you that you didn't let those various reasons destroy a creative concept that sprouted last year. Hell yeah.
It's breaking my heart hearing the panik in his breath - ER I'd never put you at gunpoint 😭
Rift I appreciate how long you’ve been doing this I’ve been watching for like 5 or 6 years you’re a real one
Asmr in the bag now!!!
I love these ear to ear whisper vids so much!
Glad to see you're still uploading rift. I used to fall asleep to these videos when I was sick and you helped me relax a lot. Keep up the good work brother!
Your sheer breadth of material, your crazy video ideas and output is simply astounding. I personally only reliably watch the whisper videos with a dark background to sleep but I just wanted to say I really appreciate you. Especially that you never do ads, un heard of in this day and age, and you are true to this craft of yours. You take risks, you are fearless in that, and you are quite funny. I dont know how you keep going day after day, but thank you, and I assume you are doing pretty good. You change looks often and I think a beard trim would be in order but don't listen to me, you do you, you are really good at it.
Uncle E, your video ideas are just amazing. Love the videos keep going❤
How dare you have the audacity to compliment him after threatening his life you monster >:0
Your probably the most creative asmrtist I know
This seems SO NATURAL! Absolutely spectacular ER! If this were anyone else I would say how hard it must have been to do this with such long takes, but you have been doing this for so long, you are so good, I bet this wasn’t even much of a challenge.
I love coming to this guys channel and finding the most out of pocket videos its the best honestly
What a creative guy let me see if his Twitter is just as creative!!!
😞
It is!!!
@@EphemeralRift yep really creative I saw it!!!! It aged like fine breast milk
Brain rot
@@EphemeralRift dk about creative i think its just racism
You know i look for calming stuff to watch to go to sleep and I see your thumbnail and just think i need to watch this and it still puts me to sleep as usual
Been here since your side effects of being human video, this channel has helped me in so many more ways than entertainment and I’m here for every idea 😂❤
If rift shaved his beard he'd look like John wick's brother which is pretty cool
Last week he exploited me and now he's holding me at gunpoint. This man must be stopped before he goes too far
You turned the idea into reality! Loved the video man! The nerf gun was a good choice, really set the tone for the video lol. Stay whacky Mr. Rift.
i unintentionally take months away at a time from asmr, and every time i come back, rifts videos are even more unhinged in the best ways. i love it.
thanks uncle e.
I honestly cannot decide what my favourite moment was. The gag where we agree to give ER our gun (and hand?!) AND he then gives it back? Mac n' Cheese ASMR? The on-screen correction during the tibia scene because ER is NOT going to let us be misinformed about bones? The bit near the end where ER lightly schools us on how HE would have carried out this stick-up (and implies we suck lmao)? I cannot decide. This man is comedy ascended. Quickly becoming one of my fave ASMRtists and UA-camrs of all time.
Love your work, amazing as always. You should look into getting a split diopter lens, think you would find great fun with one.
That "oh sh*t" at the beginning had me cracking up lol
This guys acting skills are amazing, keep up the great work, love ya ❤
14:50 *casually disembodies you hand*
Watching uncle E swear for the first time in a full length video is like watching your middle school teacher swear in front of the class
this is the most unique thing i have seen all week. It was great, too, even without my headphones with me. Overall, amazing job rift.
Top many whispers and tingles I couldn't resist, so this is how I fell asleep.
Bro i fell asleep at 20/40 minutes, not even an hour, this shows your professionality in ASMR! 🤜👍
Legends say the man holding the gun still holds it till this day…
Every time I think I’ve seen the most strange, amazing, unique ASMR, Uncle E comes out with something off the wall.
Excellent. The beginning makes me super nervous. It's funny, sure, but wow am I uneasy. Very well done!
This video gave me tingles for the first time in a while. Very nice.
Imagine a fan actually doing this. Hilarious, terrifying and absolutely understandable.
he would'nt be listening to uncle ER's whispers tho
@@RandomEphemeral bro
This man’s creativity is unmatched
Thank you for making such unique content continously, love from Philly
0:35 first time hearing him swear
Should that be a surprise?
This man will never run out of ideas.
One hour and nineteen minutes of me submitting this poor asmr man to give me all his tingles that I know he has, I'm not ashamed
I listened to this asmr while relaxing in the sun, it was very serene and calming ❤
Somehow, he always surprises us with these type of vids😂
A video of you stirring Mac and cheese sounds sublime
The pure creative genius of these videos is astonishingly frightening
I would love for a sequel where you just keep offering different currencies
I'd like to think this is the natural escalation of when we were exploited for ASMR.
Literally makes my Sundays!