What's in Our Neighbor's Trash? ASMR
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- Опубліковано 24 бер 2021
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I like how he’s wearing gloves to not get his hands dirty, but then starts eating the trash
Dude. Spoilers
I think it might just be his own trash tbh
@@nickhayley nope, its on thumbnail too lol
@@duck161916 You and the other guy didn't really get the joke did you
in true ER fashion
"Honey, that strange man who dresses up in a bird's costume and whispers all the time is digging through our trash again"
Fucking legend
priorities
Lol
lol could you imagine
You know what would be hilarious? If ER's neighbor is the Tourette's Guy.
Racoon : *Damn, he got to it before we did.*
Having Coach as your pfp makes this comment 10x better
Yup
@@Lakota-Cola now I can't read this comment without doing it in coaches voice
@@Lakota-Cola if fucking funny
😂
Plot twist, his neighbors are eating his trash at the same time.
so it's a mutual beneficial relationship.
The raccoons are sad now.
Are they making a video about it?
Family dinner
😂
He's taking the line "one man's trash is another man's treasure" too seriously
IQ has to 91
Lol
Wait until he finds a used pad or tampon 👨🏼🦲
@Christian Ball 2 You're getting so mad about some random 9 year olds name on the internet dude 🤣
Your not wrong😂
Rift’s neighbors really coming through with a care package in these trying times
Wtf is "trying" about these times?
@@cummins4287 trying to sell us their bs
@@cummins4287 its an idiom
@@adriansrsa90 *idiot
@@cummins4287 *ironic considering you are the idiot here that doesn't know i spelt idiom correctly
He’s just weird enough to make me think that this isn’t fake
literally
i cannot tell if its staged or not because it's literally just something he would do
Same I'm like bruh is it fake or nah
Just thinking about eating LITERALLY trash just makes me want the pop a cap in my skull
Its fake but I wouldn't doubt why people think its real, I did at first.
@@jonathanchisholm3319 I doubt its fake
Friend: Your taste in ASMR is trash!
Me, an intellectual: Yes.
This video is garbage
As in, literal garbage
@@emliu5000 lol
He’s like a homeless man finally getting into his own place but still sticking to old habits.
Finally some creative jokes
I like you because you have plant gang pfp
@@elad5889 I don’t think he was talking to you lmao
you dont have pirhana plant pfp so its not for you
@@elad5889
@@elad5889 you dummy he was talkin to carl
Neighbors: catch Rift going through their trash
Rift: Imagine...if you will... a world where trash is banned
Lmao, best comment.
The trashman
They call me the trash man, but you my friend... can call me the trash man;)
I can't stop laughing!
Cue danny divito cameo
This man woke up and said "I'm gonna eat trash today" lol
I'm gonna become a convertible
69 likes my guy
Lmao
Why not eat some trash right? :D
I survived corona to find myself watching this at 4:29 am. Am i wasting my life? good. im having fun
I’m watching this at 4:19 am, let’s waste our lives together!
@@logeyperogi1805 5:11am xd
5:55 am
3:09am
@@logeyperogi1805 holy shit its 4:19 rn
"Mum what is dad doing?"
"It's okay sweetie, he's pleasing his cult"
@Christian Ball 2 Nah dude, this is straight up a ASMR cult, the money is just a nice bonus
@Christian Ball 2 I love his videos, he deserves to earn money. He works hard to keep his cult members happy lol
@Christian Ball 2 it's a joke lol I don't either
Hahahaha
@Christian Ball 2 Ah man you got me lol all hail the rift!
ER: eats literal trash
Also ER: I’m not gonna drink out of the same straw...
He has standards
Well of course, that's just gross
Yeah thats nasty
@@treborngoochdelamarxvi9775 absolutely no way
It was the old kfc chicken for me 🤮
When I saw him take that banana out I was like" you wouldn't fucking dare"
Lmao
Lmao it's funny
asmrists: I am running out of asmr ideas
Uncle E (throwing away something): HmMmMmM
Now, imagine it's not a meme, and he actually is slowly descending into madness... Damned Arkham!
Imagine, if you will..
@@SomeKrieger Cthulhu reading a book to me isn’t creative. *Cthulhu doing a review of the Big Mac from McDonald’s is creativity at its peak.*
@Christian Ball 2 littles would like to know your location
fr tho lol, i wouldnt call that madness lol cause littlespace exists
@@kovyvuri that shit is disgusting and is pedophilia lite
Idk what’s funnier to think about, rift stealing his neighbors trash or asking his neighbors hey can I have your trash
@Christian Ball 2 there is a chance he could've been routinely checking out their trash for food and other stuff. Idk this is 👍 one of the coolest things ever. Do you know the thing?
There's a pretty good chance that this is his own trash.
@@gamete4375 nonono uncle rift would never lie to us
@@gerbenzijlstra6645 heh. Of course not.
@@gamete4375 There’s probably an even greater chance that not only is it his own trash, but it’s trash specifically made for this video so it doesn’t contain stuff that would make him sick considering he doesn’t mind actually EATING the trash.
My mom would be so disappointed in me if she knew this was how I spent my time
My mom found out about me watching asmr and i got the lecture of a lifetime on how it was satans work and if i ever watched it again id be grounded until i was 18... 6 years later here i am, watching ASMR every night
@@KillerKilometers wtf that’s a little dramatic don’t ya think
@@KillerKilometers Were you raised by the tinfoil hat society smh
@@KillerKilometers how is asmr the devil WHAT?!?!
@@KillerKilometers your mom watched that asmr horror short and thought it was found footage didn't she
Well, this man has done a world of absurd things, but never in a hundred years would I have expected him to eat pizza crust out of a trash bag. Color me baffled.
It's fake bro. I hope....
Even if it's fake he ate KFC he had bitten from and left in a trash bag
bri ish
Imagine at 3am you here a rustling sound in your trash can and it’s just your neighbour saying he wants to give people some “tingles”
Honey, did you know our neighbor was a heroine dealer?
@@bravepigster 😂
Me seeing him but knowing he is a good ASMRist and he makes other people happy: shut up and take my trash!!
ER sees pizza, McDonald's, DQ, etc. *says nothing
ER sees packaged vegetables
"At least they eat healthy"
Pizza in general is not so trash since its always able to be modified like
Tomato pizza
Lettuce pizza
And anything edible.
@@abandonedlmao9433 who puts lettuce on pizza at least go for something like mushroom or onion
hell maybe even spinach broccoli or cucumbers
@@abandonedlmao9433 lettuce on pizza sounds ass
@@victorgamez8885 sounds like it wouldn't be good considering how soggy it would get
@@victorgamez8885 as a lettuce pizza I disagree
Teachers: were gonna be watching a video about keeping clean when taking out the trash
*The video*
His satire is reaching whole new levels. I almost can imagine him actually rummaging through his neighbor’s trash.
The 2 dislikes are from the neighbours
@Christian Ball 2 Now 10. There are working together!
Who would be mad about getting their literal trash stolen?
@@TheAtomicPotato maybe I wanna keep the trash for reasons like food, or creating weapons of mass destruction
@@sadflix8754 yeah never know when you might get lucky and find your neighbours old uranium rods and atomic detonators
@@blegh7653 true
Alternate title: "Good ol' Uncle Rift being a hobo for 47 minutes straight"
Hihi you got me there
Thats a good title
I think that's just the unofficial subtitle for *every* Ephemeral Rift video
lol the name uncle rift fits him
I refuse to believe rift did this and instead the spirit of a raccoon possessed him
Racoon ASMR you say? Hmm i wonder...
I would love to see Coon Rift ASMR
@@EphemeralRiftNO RIFT NO
I love how at the beginning he puts on gloves and he says for sanitary purposes but then he’s eating out of the trash
Imagine this is the first video of his you see, you’d think he’s a mad man
What do you mean he is a mad man
This is my first time here. I am very confused.
Oh lord they’ve forgotten about the “Get To Know Me” video
I've seen almost all his videos... He is a madman
He's not going to risk getting food poisoning just to make a video, not worth the hospital bill.
Anyone that isn’t a frequent of this channel and sees this in their recommended will think this guys a freakin psychopath 😆
That’s most of his videos
Right? 🤣
Are they wrong??
i frequent the channel but im not sure if this is fake or not that bananna didnt look new
@@timmylangford8633 I also frequent and I'm not entirely sure either...., but hey its ER this is normal
"...I throw trash all ov- all over th' ring! And then, I start eatin' garbage!"
"It's a pizza box, let's see what's inside"
Bruh.
I can't express enough how much I love this channel and its community. Everyone is surprisingly really mature and absolutely hilarious.
Have a great day dear reader, wherever you are.
Takes a special kind of person to truly appreciate this content so, here we are (:
thank you
@@user-xf7wx3zk8j Yeah, no problem my man!
Ty, you too :)
I know
I wonder if his neighbor sees this video and be like: "Did... did he really?"
That's what I was wondering
Ephemeral is the definition of letting your intrusive thoughts win
I was convinced the commentary was a pretty good set up, until the Twinkie. No one man will ever leave any bite of a Twinkie in the trash.😂😭
The million subscribers special is gonna be him setting random objects on fire I'm calling it.
Dude shoulda been at a million years ago. Underrated
That would be lit
@Christian Ball 2 are you catholic?
@Christian Ball 2 hahaha yeah I was joking. I figured you were
@Christian Ball 2 k idiot.
The next version of this has got to be, “What’s in my neighbors shipping boxes?” And he just stole one of the boxes mid-move.
Is your pfp Micheal Jackson LMAO😂👀😬
he just hijacks the car with a gun
“what’s in my neighbor’s mail?”
@@Ashdoesstreaming Michael*
And no, its the Ayuwoki
I was scrolling at 12:44 in the morning getting all sleepy then I saw your pfp, and I shat myself...
Thank you
"That's coke, but that's good too!" Lost my shit.
If uncle E turns this into a series, he can call it “the trash man”
I love it
Does he get up in the ring and start throwing garbage?
@@MEGURMAN ofc he does. It’s behind the scenes though
its always sunny?
@@ouroborosnagyok9306 you guessed it :)
Imagine if his neighbour sees this
“Oh hey that sounds like an interesting ASMR idea- WAIT IS THAT PAUL”
WHICH NEIGHBOR
“if you’re gonna go through your neighbors trash maybe not eat anything” - ER 2021
Also ER: Does that exact thing a few seconds later
“Unless you have a strong stomach”
This exact video deserves much more views and attention.
I feel like this is a delicate lesson to some people in the world from ER's bravery.
Hello Severus from HP.
Why was my man so mesmerised by the trash bag, even started caressing it😭
If your neighbors don't eat the crust, you know its time to move
😂😂
I always eat my pizza bones
crust is my fav part tbh
@@captainducktape689 I prefer my pizza *BONELESS*
Alternate title:
My wife put me on a diet, so I found a way to eat junk food
Lol
where did you get your pfp? its pretty nice
I mean hes not wrong
@@pineapples8232 who me or SK?
For the new people ER is a unique asmrist who does things you've maybe thought about doing or either questioned why he's doing it but ER is a god and shall be crowned king of ASMR
Correct
ER is a true pioneer.
ASMR doesn't have to be relaxing and soothing, it can also be highly stress inducing and upsetting
RIVAR
RIVAR:Rage, Inducing,Audio & Visual Response
ER: puts on gloves* i want to protect my cleanliness
Also ER: eats pizza out of the garbage*
The duality of man
Nice Zoe pic
Very original
Hmmmm furry hmmmmmmm gay? HMMMMMmMmmmmm
@@EntropyConcept what a very original comment about my comment being very original
@@darkleomon7721 ah I see, taking the quirky passive-agressive route
His voice is very calming i dont even mind listening him talk about garbage while I sleep
This man never sponsors anything, he is literally a legend
I’d like to report someone committing capitalism for the reward. His name is ephemeral rift, and he is committing capitalism by stealing the labor from Teespring employees, to sell the fruits labor at a profit on his channel, for more than they were paid in making them.
Oh fuck its gettin real up in her!
the amount of dislikes is quite literally because the entire neighborhood found out and is now worried of what Rift may find in their trash after he's finished here
This didn’t age well
@@Phoen1x728 agreed
@orichal1 well, u see.....
17:20 rift says I won't drink out of the same straw while eating literal garbage lol
I friggin love the intro, the way he nods to the camera is just hilarious
I’m starting to think he actually got his neighbors trash and was eating things from it.
considering the amount of takeout in that bag, im with you there.
@@kriket67 well there is too much takeout and almost nothing that you would normally find in a trash bag
@@n1gtwhisper158 way too much uneaten food, and notice how well-preserved the ones he ate are
@MR. MITCH I know right lol
@@kriket67 if you watch his let’s eat videos he gets takeout a lot
BEST case scenario he is actually eating out of his own trash and even that concerns me haha
Nah
He just bought food and put it in a trash bag?
@@marksman24444Exactly. Why did they think it was actually thrown away? That would be, at best, unsanitary and gross. At worst, it's dangerous!
@@donovancurtis9381 And creepy, imagine seeing your neighbor stealing your trash, then you ask him about it "oh yeah I recorded a video of me eating your trash for thousands of people"
I'd say he just put that pizza box in there, especially since it was right on top lol
This guys a legend for not having ads in his videos
If my mother walks in on this, it's much more explainable to be caught on *that* website
This is the one time I will believe that because a man wearing gloves eating trash while whispering? Yeah uh I don’t think so
Stay away from groups and gatherings and don’t swap saliva.
Rift: I am immune because of Corvus concoction.
ER: "hm nasty food bits... I wont show you i dont want to gross you out"
ER 20 seconds later: *munches on a half eaten bagle*
So that's why my parents always persisted on shredding letters. They were protecting our information from this man!
What concerns me the most is that he doesn't eat the whole fries, he just takes a bite of each. What a maniac
Physically gagged when he got to the fries. God tier asmr
Bro the fries looked pretty good
It’s sad that people actually live like this
ER: "I am pretty hungry. What do you say?"
Me, bolting awake from a nap: "No God, please no!"
ER: *Cronches on pizza crust*
Me, already crying: "NOOOOOOO!"
@Christian Ball 2 That's not how the hotel trivago joke goes.... At all
@Christian Ball 2 k idiot.
@@croakmcgloak3568 are you stalking this guy or something?
Edit: yeah you are, already five comments just searching this guy to say 'k idiot'
@Christian Ball 2 not to offend you but you kinda ruined the joke, sorry....
@Christian Ball 2 I didn’t see it that way
I jus imagine him at night inna full black outfit sneaking over to their trash to take it 😭😭
Nah he pulls up in a raccoon outfit
"All these food bits which I won't show you...I don't want to gross you out."
I love how he can say that so deadpan with such a straight face. This video is art.
I like the subtle comedy in his vids. He's overgrown professionally and can make asmr out of thin air.
- Honey, what are you doing?
- Ah I'm just whispering over the neighbor's trash
This comment is underrated XD
Neighbors expectation: honey, those dang raccoons got in the trash again
Reality: Man takes neighbors trash and whispers to a camera about it
Funnily enough I'd expect over the years that all these youtubers loose ideas and get boring yet I'm always coming back to this channel because no matter what he will pull something out of his hat of tricks no matter the legality
Nobody
Rift: Puts on gloves, But suddenly starts eating the trash.
Rift:"Pizza Time!"
Hobo's:"He is the Messiah!"
this, THIS is a masterpiece. it has a man digging through his neighbors garbage and bringing it into his home, digging through it and then, filming it and posting it on youtube. a wonderful piece of art
*2 weeks later*
“food poisoning asmr”
Love how there’s 181 comments but it hasn’t even been out long enough for people to watch the whole thing
@Christian Ball 2 Trying to sound smart for ya isn't workin bud
This was commented 57 minutes ago. And the video is 46 minutes long so your logic is "encompassed" because he has had long enough to watch the whole thing
@@Kixal07 absolutely destroyed
@@Kixal07 Trying to sound smart for ya isn't workin bud
This was commented 1 hour ago. And the video is 50th minutes long your logic is encompassed because he has had long enough to watch the whole thing. You know the thing right?
Commenting helps bump a video on YT. Doesn’t matter when.
@@marlonwilliams4912 I lost brain cells reading that
I watched him pull out the crust, thinking to myself, "Why does he keep looking at it like he's going to eat it?"
His neighbors:
"Where the hell did my trash bag go?"
ER:
I need more of this, whenever I run out of new content, I always find myself going back to this video
We just studied this in law school. It is completely legal to dumpster dive in your neighbor’s trash because the Supreme Court declared that the items you throw away are no longer privileged and therefore not private
What about businesses?
@@neko42girl42 I believe so because any documents should be shredded beforehand. Though I’m not 100% sure.
So I can walk up to a store and just take their trash it not illegal? A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
@@MEme-qf2tf are you saying you were planning to steal trash from like Walmart?
@@sadflix8754 “wal-mart trash asmr - how I learned to stop worrying and love the syringe”
I'm pretty shocked that a lot of people believe he actually took his neighbor's trash. Actually, nah, I wouldn't put this past him.
i think he is eccentric enough to do it
that's probably his own trashbag
I like how this isn’t role play, this was genuine curiosity that got the better of him
Lol
“I’m feeling brave😏”
*10 seconds later”
“I’m not feeling that brave 🤔”
Man I remember when this was just you tasting beer lol
On God
Went from tasting beer to tasting his neighbors trash
>eats trash pizza and drinks trash coffee
"what a score"
>sees rotted food tray
"i dont wanna show ya. dont want to gross you out"
rift is a fantastically interesting person
And edgy
@@T405_MN baka means dumbass
Louis Pasteur: I was the first to discover germs in 1860 Mfs in the 1859:
"I'm the Trash Man! I come out, I throw trash all over the- all over the ring! And then I start eatin' garbage!"
-Frank Reynolds
It’s perfect
Rift's kid must have been delighted to help him eat so much junk food to make this video
This man just does whatever the crap he wants and I love it
Whatever the voices tell him
@@sheperdofthebrahs the "Garbage Man" incident. March 26th 2021
RIft: "I'm not gonna drink out the same straw"
Also Rift: eats the leftovers of the pizza and banana.
Seeing how far you’ve come in your expressions since that 2000 first video cheers me up a bit. I’m glad you found your way to family and purpose. Keep it up, no one has a channel like yours.
ER: “I’m not going to drink out of the same straw!” 17:24
Me: “Eating leftover pizza, a rotten banana, a half eaten crimpet/bagel, drinking coffee, a half eaten pretzel with goo near it, a slim Jim, LEFTOVER CHICKEN and Big Mac with fries is ok though!?”
Next video: what’s in our neighbor’s house?
P.s. and after that is “what is in the prison cell?” video
Next: how to escape prison asmr
@@rileyblues2007 next: how to hide from the police
Underrated comment 🤣
How to not drop the soap asmr
@@dylan35_ how to stay sane after genocide Asmr
the fact that his trash bag is a different trash bag makes me truly believe he walked to the curb and just walked back in with someone else's trash.
That "oh no! Too late" is funny asf🤣 at 34:22
As a Twinkie lover myself , I’m glad to inform you that they do still make them , they just arnt mass produced and shipped out but I get mine at the local grocery store
Even some German import stores are vaveing them in stock. Also seasonal variants like pumpkin spice or double chocolate
This is what it’s like in the record and book world except for food, instead of “Out of print” it’s “almost not being produced by for some reason it is”
And this is what a Raccon would look like in human form
This has got to be the best title and thumbnail combo I've ever seen. It just tells such a story.
Me: You wouldn't
Rift: Just watch me!
15:30 - Mmmm, It's not too old.....LOL!
NFDL
He's called ER cause that's where he will have to go after eating that pizza
I'm lucky, I've never had 140 likes before, thanks guys!
Unique name and joke
@@buttsoop5245 thanks!
Wkwkwk das funny!
@@motorola9956 thanks!
classical joke