Ranking EVERY Track In Mario Kart 7!

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  • Опубліковано 1 жов 2024

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  • @Pikehunter
    @Pikehunter  Рік тому +17

    WARNING: HOT TAKES INCOMING! - Feel free to disagree (I would love to hear your opinion), but I hope that y'all don't get too upset with my picks.

    • @mantrad0r
      @mantrad0r Рік тому +1

      my dude, im pretty sure you always have a completely different list to me lol

    • @AnishaMishra-uy7gm
      @AnishaMishra-uy7gm 2 місяці тому

      How do you not get the vibes of neo bowser city did you play with the music off

  • @ratabreak3902
    @ratabreak3902 Рік тому +15

    Didn't expect Piranha Plant Slide so low

  • @thesmellofadventure5370
    @thesmellofadventure5370 Рік тому +5

    Only nitro tracks:
    16: Toad Circuit (It’s lame, there’s nothing else to say)
    15: Neo Bowser City (More like Neo Bowser Shitty)
    14: Daisy Hills (This one’s alright but not great)
    13: Bowser’s Castle (A terrible version of a track I usually love)
    12: Cheep Cheep Lagoon (Just another average water track)
    11: Wuhu Loop (The Wuhu Island tracks are so cool)
    10: Rosalina’s Ice World (A deserving Special Cup track)
    9: Mario Circuit (Peach’s Castle oh my lord! Oh my gawd!)
    8: Piranha Plant Slide (The Mario theming shines through)
    7: Maka Wuhu (Feels like an epic adventure for the ages)
    6: Rock Rock Mountain (The scale of this one makes it)
    5: Shy Guy Bazzar (Talk about a banger! Why is it so good?)
    4: Wario Shipyard (Wario tracks are always killer!!!)
    3: DK Jungle (I love the Donkey Kong Country series)
    2: Music Park (Very musically themed very perfectly!)
    1: Rainbow Road (The single greatest Rainbow Road ever!)

    • @mazemaster0033
      @mazemaster0033 8 місяців тому +2

      Your description if neo bowser city made me LOL.
      Btw Wario shipyard is criminally underrated

  • @RaiderPlays
    @RaiderPlays Рік тому +29

    Finally someone who recognizes Piranha Plant Slide isn’t all that! I’ll respectfully disagree with Neo Bowser City but the rest of the list is great!

  • @Sammykyt
    @Sammykyt Рік тому +6

    I have some disagreements here. I would place tracks like Pirahna Plant Slide and Neo Bowser City as well as Bowser's Castle a lot higher. I also prefer Maka Wuhu over Wuhu Loop but at least I agree with a lot of your placements including the #32 and #1 spots.

  • @YoshiKart
    @YoshiKart Рік тому +7

    Happy to help bro! Great ranking!

  • @bxstbud
    @bxstbud Рік тому +7

    My first Mario kart that I actually owned myself. Such nostalgia.

  • @endstoneninja3845
    @endstoneninja3845 Рік тому +2

    6:36 no one tell him about MK8 Deluxe coconut mall

  • @RiftComix
    @RiftComix Рік тому +7

    While I very much disagree for piranha plant slide, everything else on this list is a really good pick!

  • @jed8584
    @jed8584 Рік тому +4

    At first I thought it was the Viewer voting. Good video still ! And a lot of hot takes but I agree with a lot of them

  • @MikachuonYT
    @MikachuonYT Рік тому +2

    Piranha plant slide at the bottom?!?!?!?! Ok I respectfully disagree 😢

  • @ade1174
    @ade1174 Рік тому +3

    Great video. Glad to see 3DS Mario Circuit get some love.

  • @MaelianAvecUnChapeau
    @MaelianAvecUnChapeau Рік тому +2

    I personally like Neo Bowser city and Piranha plant slide, Rock Rock mountain is not that exciting to me, but i totally respect your opinion and i agree on the rest of the list, excellent video!

  • @jamesestes6851
    @jamesestes6851 Рік тому +2

    Thank you! this was my first Mario Kart, but nostalgia aside, I've always thought this MK had the best track selection of them all! 16 truly solid nitros and 16 fan-fave retros, and when I ask my friends which MK they think has the best track selection, they always say MK8D (minus the BCP obv). Anyways, great vid!

  • @CaptainRillaboomArmenia
    @CaptainRillaboomArmenia 6 місяців тому +1

    Hot take: the best track in this game isn’t Rainbow Road. It’s Shy Guy Bazaar.

  • @CaptainRillaboomArmenia
    @CaptainRillaboomArmenia 5 місяців тому +1

    Ranking the nitro tracks:
    16) Cheep Cheep Cape. It’s like a mix of Cheep Cheep Beach and Koopa Cape if it was bad. The fact that this course is just a showcase for the underwater driving doesn’t help. It’s just a boring oval. It almost feels like a course ChatGPT would make rather than an official course.
    15) Toad Circuit. At least it’s not as boring as some other circuits.
    But it’s still really bland.
    14) Bowser’s Castle. One of the weakest Bowser Castles in the franchise. It just feels like Nintendo felt forced to put underwater driving somewhere in the two last tracks. The rest just sounds like they put all their ideas in one track without coherence.
    13) Mario Circuit. Honestly, this might be my favorite Mario Circuit. At least I don’t fall asleep everytime I play it. But… yeah it’s a simple circuit. What did you expect?
    12) Daisy Hills. Already the tracks are starting to get better. I love the cheery music of this track and the glider section is really neat. The atmosphere is charming too.
    11) Maka Wuhu. Yeah it’s a bit overrated. I mean, the course is just a boring mountain for half the time. The glider section carries it hard.
    10) Neo Bowser City. Great theming, great music, great layout with really tight turns. Just a shame that the course feels a little repetitive.
    9) Rainbow Road. Honestly this might be the most overrated track in the whole series. The parts on the planets are really majestic at first, and still cool the other times you play them. But the rest is really slow and boring, except for the final section. It’s also WAAAAY too easy for what is supposed to be the final challenge.
    8) Alpine Pass. It has a good theming. The glider sections are exhilarating. The music is a banger as well.
    7) DK Jungle. I love the DKCR references here. Despite having a simple theme, the course makes up for it with fairly various scenery. You’ve got deep jungle, waterfalls, and the famous golden temple. I dig this course.
    6) Melody Motorway. Great concept for a track. The music is really good, the layout is the perfect difficulty for this cup, and the obstacles are fairly varied.
    5) Piranha Plant Slide. Great SMB1 theming with peak music.
    4) Rosalina’s Ice World. I don’t understand the hate for this track. It’s got gorgeous scenery, and great music. The layout is the perfect difficulty, and even if the theme feels weird, the dreamy atmosphere of this track fits Rosalina pretty well.
    3) Wario Shipyard. It has a unique theme that has never been done before or after. The music is peak and the atmosphere is ominous but also cool at the same time.
    2) Wuhu Loop. Easily the better Wuhu track in this game. It has this vacation feeling that Maka Wuhu was kinda lacking. Plus, the music is great. There are really cool shortcuts as well.
    1) Shy Guy Bazaar. Underrated gem.
    The music is great. The scenery is gorgeous. The part with the 2 big jumps before the glider section is really thrilling. The layout has the perfect level of difficulty here.
    And the theming is not only great, but also really unique.

  • @ps_
    @ps_ Рік тому +1

    Great list! So sad Maka Wuhu won't be coming to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe 😢

  • @angelkros5012
    @angelkros5012 Рік тому +1

    For me the star cup is a bit overrated the only good track in my opinion is maka wuhu. You re free to disagree

  • @onyxify
    @onyxify Рік тому +1

    that neo bowser city take is absolute clown behavior >:(
    edit: and most of this list too :)

  • @toxicjoshua7934
    @toxicjoshua7934 Рік тому +1

    Im the other way round with DK pass and prefer the DS version over the 7 version lol

  • @NGS-Official1
    @NGS-Official1 Рік тому +1

    Yo I just subscribed and I gotta say you and YoshiKart are probably 2 of the most underrated UA-camrs out there! I’m gonna give both of you a shout out right now :)

  • @Apex54544
    @Apex54544 Рік тому +1

    Im from UK and most of the tracks have different names

    • @Pikehunter
      @Pikehunter  Рік тому +1

      It's frustrating that they do that

  • @aceash5.065
    @aceash5.065 9 місяців тому

    As much as I kinda think you were overreacting about Pirahna Plant Pipeway, I just have to say thanks for being the first person I’ve seen on YT with nothing bad to say about Rosalina’s Ice World

  • @Bluelight5587-hh9iy
    @Bluelight5587-hh9iy 10 місяців тому

    Shy Guy Bazaar should of been the pick to represent this games Mushroom Cup in 8 Deluxe but instead we got the worst one in Toad Circuit

  • @thedrewmackattack
    @thedrewmackattack 11 місяців тому

    I played Mario Kart Wii first, MK DS, MK7, then MK8 DLX/BCP.

  • @barelyhere7200
    @barelyhere7200 10 місяців тому

    I don’t like how Luigis mansion removed all of the Luigis mansion references from the track. Like the track is literally named after the game and based off of it to. Why did they get rid of the portrait ghosts on the walls and replace them with just ordinary boos

  • @ethanworld2006
    @ethanworld2006 Рік тому +1

    Great video

  • @lukidon8715
    @lukidon8715 Рік тому +1

    bro what are these opinions 😭😭

    • @Pikehunter
      @Pikehunter  Рік тому

      sorry

    • @lukidon8715
      @lukidon8715 Рік тому +1

      @@Pikehunter we all make mistakes in the pursuit of passion king

  • @WarpStarVR
    @WarpStarVR Рік тому

    I check the video, Wario Shipyward is in top ten like it deserves, I like the video

  • @Arandomperson990
    @Arandomperson990 Рік тому

    It me or this version of rock rock mountain is prettier than the MK8 version?

  • @Bear04-7
    @Bear04-7 2 місяці тому

    Maka Wuhu and Daisy Hills is My Favourites

  • @PintoBeean
    @PintoBeean Рік тому

    I love phirrahna plant slide and neo bowser city

  • @DanieleBoysFilms
    @DanieleBoysFilms Рік тому +1

    Never rank again 🔥

    • @Pikehunter
      @Pikehunter  Рік тому

      Thanks For Watching!

    • @DanieleBoysFilms
      @DanieleBoysFilms Рік тому

      @@Pikehunter of course! Dosen’t matter how much i disagree with a list, i’ll always support MK content! Great vid nonetheless

  • @DJS38
    @DJS38 Рік тому +1

    Please do this with the booster course pass once its completed

  • @thedrewmackattack
    @thedrewmackattack 11 місяців тому

    I love Neo Bowser City’s Music

  • @Sammykyt
    @Sammykyt Рік тому

    Can you also please rank all the tracks individually in these games:
    Super Mario Kart
    Mario Kart 64
    Mario Kart: Super Circuit- including the extra (SNES) courses

  • @chispii04
    @chispii04 Рік тому

    oh god you put 2 of my favourite tracks of the entire series at the bottom (neo-bowser city and piranha plant slide) and my favourite track of the game isnt even in the top 5 and rainbow road is slightly overrated imo (it's my top 4 of the game but i dont love it as much as most people do, isnt even in my 2 favourite rrs). I don't agree with most of the list but I respect your opinion as always. Great video though

  • @Kabookerr
    @Kabookerr Рік тому

    Maka wuhu nr. 1

  • @philipp_mn
    @philipp_mn Рік тому

    Really dislike Mario Circuit here, because they used the castle not as much as it could be. Peach Castle really needs to become a track of its own. Also not really a fan of Music Park. its for me a bottom track honestly. Rainbow Road is cool and I think better in MK7 then the remake, but still overrated imo. I prefer the MK8 Switch Rainbow Road :D

  • @PeachyFanboy
    @PeachyFanboy Рік тому +2

    This game is so underappreciated
    This game has better tracks then DS and Wii imo

  • @crystalizedstar9381
    @crystalizedstar9381 Рік тому

    I think unfortunately he is gonna hate the UA-cam ranks mario kart 7 but the only complaint is seeing another person complain about the bridge but at least he understands why it was removed

  • @karterlovell2712
    @karterlovell2712 Рік тому

    I like neo bowser city and piranha plant slide their songs are great! But I’m not that mad at it and also I love the wario shipyard and mushroom gorge and rock rock mountain

  • @pjboland254
    @pjboland254 Рік тому

    2:53 dk summit in the other room

    • @Pikehunter
      @Pikehunter  Рік тому +1

      Is it ice tho? - I thought of it more as a snowy mountain

  • @Waffletigercat
    @Waffletigercat Рік тому

    These are… certainly some takes. @.@

  • @TheDynastyWarrior13
    @TheDynastyWarrior13 Рік тому +2

    Swap Piranha Plant Pipeway with Wuhu Loop and DK Jungle with Maka Wuhu and I think this is a pretty fair list.
    Great video :)

    • @tikprpro03
      @tikprpro03 Рік тому +3

      What did the Wuhu tracks do to you…?

    • @BobTheAnimeDude
      @BobTheAnimeDude Рік тому +2

      @@tikprpro03 fr the wuhu tracks are great

    • @TheDynastyWarrior13
      @TheDynastyWarrior13 Рік тому +2

      @@tikprpro03 They’re only super cool if you played Wii Sports Resort, I never did. So to me Wuhu Loop just feels like a pretty boring traffic track. Maka Wuhu is still pretty great, but I would only say it’s a mid tier track.

  • @jakethedog2.0
    @jakethedog2.0 Рік тому +2

    Mario kart used to be my favorite Mario kart mostly cus of its tracks nostalgia hit me hard on this one

  • @Superhenry2011
    @Superhenry2011 Рік тому

    Do you have a 3ds

    • @Pikehunter
      @Pikehunter  Рік тому

      Used to, broke recently 😥

    • @Superhenry2011
      @Superhenry2011 Рік тому +1

      Can you buy a new one please

    • @kirbygam3r
      @kirbygam3r Рік тому

      ​@@Pikehunter oof

    • @Pikehunter
      @Pikehunter  Рік тому

      @@Superhenry2011 Sorry, too hefty of an investment - wish i had one though

    • @kirbygam3r
      @kirbygam3r Рік тому

      @@Pikehunter 2ds is lot cheaper and that could work if you want one

  • @Pandaboybk
    @Pandaboybk Рік тому

    I love that you put Piranha Plant Slide so low! Someone finally willing to speak the truth!