Ranking Every Mario Kart Track

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @NathanielBandy
    @NathanielBandy  2 роки тому +479

    The chapters for some reason are not loading on the video player (Probably too many lmao) but since it took forever to do, I've got them down below!
    0:00 Intro
    0:30 Vanilla Lake 2
    0:41 Vanilla Lake 1
    0:50 Figure-8 Circuit
    1:03 Bowser's Castle 2 (SNES)
    1:24 Yoshi Falls
    1:34 Sherbet Land (GCN)
    1:52 Mario Circuit 1
    2:00 Peach Circuit
    2:09 Mario Circuit (GBA)
    2:19 Koopa Beach 2
    2:32 Koopa Beach 1
    2:41 Mario Circuit 3
    2:52 Mario Circuit 4
    3:00 Mario Circuit 2
    3:12 Sherbet Land (N64)
    3:26 Rainbow Road (SNES)
    3:43 Rainbow Road (GBA)
    3:53 Donut Plains 1
    4:07 Choco Island 1
    4:18 Choco Island 2
    4:28 Donut Plains 2
    4:36 Snow Land
    4:51 Ghost Valley 2
    5:02 Ghost Valley 1
    5:08 Ghost Valley 3
    5:16 Bowser Castle 1 (GBA)
    5:29 Bowser's Castle 1 (SNES)
    5:38 Bowser's Castle 3 (SNES)
    5:45 Bowser Castle 2 (GBA)
    5:56 Bowser Castle 3 (GBA)
    6:08 Donut Plains 3
    6:20 Bowser Castle 4
    6:31 Luigi Circuit (GBA)
    6:42 Mario Raceway
    6:54 Mario Circuit (DS)
    7:04 Luigi Raceway
    7:16 Luigi Circuit (Wii)
    7:26 Mario Kart Stadium
    7:40 Luigi Circuit (GCN)
    7:53 Toad Circuit
    8:03 Mario Circuit (Wii U)
    8:17 Mario Circuit (GCN)
    8:28 Mario Circuit (Wii)
    8:40 Royal Raceway
    8:53 Mario Circuit (3DS)
    9:08 Daisy Circuit
    9:24 Riverside Park
    9:35 Lakeside Park
    9:50 Broken Pier
    10:00 Boo Lake
    10:10 Shy Guy Beach
    10:19 Yoshi Desert
    10:29 Cheep Cheep Beach
    10:38 Cheese Land
    10:55 Desert Hills
    11:06 Dry Dry Desert
    11:22 Koopa Troopa Beach
    11:39 Cheep Cheep Island
    11:54 Cheep Cheep Lagoon
    12:07 Banshee Boardwalk
    12:19 Ribbon Road
    12:31 Sunset Wilds
    12:45 Sky Garden
    12:57 Moo Moo Farm
    13:09 Moo Moo Meadows
    13:23 Excitebike Arena
    13:41 Rainbow Road (N64)
    14:00 Peach Beach
    14:14 Daisy Hills
    14:27 Bone Dry Dunes
    14:42 Choco Mountain
    14:57 Rosalina's Ice World
    15:21 Ice Ice Outpost
    15:41 Baby Park
    16:02 Kalimari Desert
    16:21 Frappe Snowland
    16:37 Yoshi Circuit (GCN)
    16:52 DK's Jungle Parkway
    17:09 Wario Stadium (N64)
    17:24 Shy Guy Bazaar
    17:36 Dry Dry Ruins
    17:51 Wario Stadium (DS)
    18:06 Animal Crossing
    18:23 Toad's Turnpike
    18:39 Water Park
    18:54 Shroom Ridge
    19:11 Neo Bowser City
    19:26 Bowser's Castle (DS)
    19:41 Wild Woods
    19:56 Bowser's Castle (N64)
    20:11 Toad Harbor
    20:24 Rainbow Road (DS)
    20:36 Rock Rock Mountain
    20:50 Bowser's Castle (3DS)
    21:04 Yoshi Valley
    21:18 Toad's Factory
    21:30 DK Pass
    21:43 Peach Gardens
    21:58 Twisted Mansion
    22:13 Rainbow Road (Wii U)
    22:30 Moonview Highway
    22:49 Hyrule Circuit
    23:05 Rainbow Road (GCN)
    23:21 Mushroom Gorge
    23:34 Sweet Sweet Canyon
    23:49 Bowser's Castle (GCN)
    24:02 Thwomp Ruins
    24:15 DK Summit
    24:33 Wario's Gold Mine
    24:49 Mushroom Bridge
    25:07 Mushroom City
    25:23 DK Jungle
    25:36 Dragon Driftway
    25:53 Wario Colosseum
    26:11 Dino Dino Jungle
    26:31 Wario Shipyard
    26:46 Grumble Volcano
    27:03 Dolphin Shoals
    27:22 Super Bell Subway
    27:42 Piranha Plant Slide
    27:57 Airship Fortress
    28:16 Luigi's Mansion
    28:29 Bowser's Castle (Wii U)
    28:49 Delfino Square
    29:06 Cloudtop Cruise
    29:23 Waluigi Stadium
    29:37 Maple Treewaay
    29:50 Koopa Cape
    30:04 Daisy Cruiser
    30:22 Electrodrome
    30:37 Shy Guy Falls
    30:48 Bowser's Castle (Wii)
    31:12 Sunshine Airport
    31:32 Mute City
    31:47 Rainbow Road (Wii)
    32:05 Wuhu Loop
    32:22 Maka Wuhu
    32:35 DK Mountain
    32:51 Coconut Mall
    33:13 Music Park
    33:32 Mount Wario
    33:49 Big Blue
    34:07 Rainbow Road (3DS)
    34:24 Tick Tock Clock
    34:40 Waluigi Pinball
    35:01 Outro

    • @AristotleBabyBottle
      @AristotleBabyBottle 2 роки тому +8

      dude it’s been over a year

    • @krautgazer
      @krautgazer 2 роки тому +6

      @@AristotleBabyBottle So what? The video is being recommended now for people on UA-cam.

    • @krautgazer
      @krautgazer 2 роки тому +4

      Just a minor pet peeve but I noticed you used the exact same footage for Vanilla Lake 1 and Vanilla Lake 2 when Vanilla Lake 1 doesn't have that giant lake in the middle of the track. Also, in Bowser Castle 2 you're supposed to use a feather to jump over that dead end as a very effective shortcut.

    • @odusthecat
      @odusthecat 2 роки тому +3

      “You know you love this one” actually I don’t love shy guy falls, to me it is just a generic track with some harder turns and a big waterfall.

    • @rockrheadHD
      @rockrheadHD 2 роки тому

      I THINK that last time i watched the video the chapters worked lol. Anyways, thanks for putting them here too haha

  • @its_haydos
    @its_haydos 3 роки тому +1827

    Fun fact:
    In the Mario kart wii code: Luigi Circuit is literally named beginner_course

  • @koopa4579
    @koopa4579 3 роки тому +2137

    Rosalina's Ice World: What an unoriginal name
    Water Park: It's a great name!

  • @TWD98
    @TWD98 3 роки тому +3734

    34:56 NOT when you get pinball’d to the face

    • @jmccabe74
      @jmccabe74 3 роки тому +44

      TROY HEY MAN!

    • @keres9580
      @keres9580 3 роки тому +62

      @TWD98 Yo what’s up, can you rank your 145 tracks?

    • @aidan8057
      @aidan8057 3 роки тому +11

      HI TROY

    • @salimf
      @salimf 3 роки тому +36

      Hey guys it's Troy here, back with my rival, Nicholas. Hows it goin, my fellas!

    • @charKT-7461
      @charKT-7461 3 роки тому +4

      Bruh even getting pinballed is fun.

  • @MattMcIrvin
    @MattMcIrvin 3 роки тому +364

    Maple Treeway is my all-time favorite. I think the look and the music are what really do it.

    • @gunner2321
      @gunner2321 2 роки тому +2

      such a great map

    • @ReidTheNintendoPainter
      @ReidTheNintendoPainter Рік тому +2

      I agree completely! The music and the environment make it one of my all time favorites!

    • @Aurora666_yt
      @Aurora666_yt Рік тому +2

      Beautiful track, I really enjoyed it!

    • @Afraidofwomen
      @Afraidofwomen Рік тому

      everytime i play it i feel a sense of having to rush the racing before soemthing happens.

    • @Andresmarc365
      @Andresmarc365 9 місяців тому

      Mine too!

  • @hunterjones3342
    @hunterjones3342 3 роки тому +464

    Nathaniel: Vanilla Lake 1
    Visuals: Vanilla Lake 2 shown a second time

  • @jtboom5140
    @jtboom5140 3 роки тому +878

    Nathaniel: Starts the video with “Number 145”
    Me: Yeah it’s gonna be a while, isn’t it

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 3 роки тому +6

      @Koopalings fun adventures good thing he didn’t include them because they are mostly the same

    • @intelligent1964
      @intelligent1964 3 роки тому +8

      If he included retro tracks he would need to review roughly 200 tracks

    • @danchrome3912
      @danchrome3912 3 роки тому

      I actually thought the exact same thing.

    • @OchtendjasLama
      @OchtendjasLama 3 роки тому

      U got 69 likes 😂😂😂

    • @jpbrennan4904
      @jpbrennan4904 3 роки тому +1

      Besides the MkTour and MKCTGP And MKarcade there are 216 Mario Kart Tracks (If you include the retros.)

  • @Sideburnscott
    @Sideburnscott 3 роки тому +886

    Rosalina’s Ice World: The name is so boring
    Water Park: I love it!

  • @HartleySan
    @HartleySan 2 роки тому +267

    Now that Nintendo is going to add 48 new (old) courses to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, it'll be interesting to see which of these make the cut. I suspect a lot (if not all) of the top-ranked ones will make it in, but will be interesting to see.

    • @goldberries606
      @goldberries606 2 роки тому +13

      I'm hoping all of my favorites like Waluigi Pinball, Maple Treeway, Toad's Factory and others make it in

    • @robertbosch99
      @robertbosch99 2 роки тому +6

      It's gonna be most of the stuff that is already playable in Tour or in the gamecode of Tour that will be released later

    • @Linusni0
      @Linusni0 2 роки тому +2

      @@goldberries606 Toad's factory would be so amazing! I also would like to see ( i dont know the Name but this desert with the train from N64)

    • @hunterbrooklyn6822
      @hunterbrooklyn6822 2 роки тому +6

      @@Linusni0 Kalimari Desert

    • @KingPixelOfficial
      @KingPixelOfficial 2 роки тому +5

      @@Linusni0 N64 Kalimari Desert has a solid chance of returning, considering that it was in Tour

  • @coopaXD
    @coopaXD 3 роки тому +871

    I could hear Nathaniel's soul drifting away as he was talking about all the Mario Circuit Tracks.

  • @CoingamerFL
    @CoingamerFL 3 роки тому +584

    Nathaniel: **rants about the name "Rosalina's ice world"**
    Also Nathaniel: **Thinks "Snow Land" is completely fine as a name**

    • @bjornvanmoorsel9930
      @bjornvanmoorsel9930 3 роки тому +55

      The name water park is genius and creative

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 3 роки тому +36

      @@bjornvanmoorsel9930
      *desert hills*

    • @coolbeans7z539
      @coolbeans7z539 3 роки тому +24

      @@CoingamerFL bowser castle 5

    • @bencurry3044
      @bencurry3044 3 роки тому +9

      I hope Rosalina's ice world is getting remade in the mario kart tour Rosalina tour (because I've never played that course)

    • @ethanthepro3686
      @ethanthepro3686 3 роки тому +6

      @@bencurry3044 It is being remade, in the next tour preview we can see two pictures of it

  • @013larisa
    @013larisa 3 роки тому +1022

    Coconut mall: *exists*
    My mii: let me hit that car near the finish

  • @greasybunz4169
    @greasybunz4169 3 роки тому +227

    It might just be me, but I love Yoshi falls. I will say I’ve only ever played the retro on mkwii but I love the simplicity, it’s one of those that you can just fly through. Obviously not in my top 10 or anything but I’m definitely not upset when it gets selected

    • @abbylaska3828
      @abbylaska3828 6 місяців тому +1

      I’ve been saying the same thing!!

  • @reference4774
    @reference4774 3 роки тому +644

    When I was like 6, I tried to fall Into the chimneys in wario’s gold mine thinking i will land on the chimney, and go inside the houses

  • @ROYBGB
    @ROYBGB 3 роки тому +2396

    You should make a video called “Ranking Every Mario Party Minigame”

    • @ROYBGB
      @ROYBGB 3 роки тому +17

      @James Schafer true but it can be one of those old videos Nathaniel Bandy used to make which is to split the video into two or three parts.

    • @bigshaqexegaming5748
      @bigshaqexegaming5748 3 роки тому +13

      Please God no

    • @notrenbanney2450
      @notrenbanney2450 3 роки тому +7

      Yes pls

    • @Eddie_Dingle1
      @Eddie_Dingle1 3 роки тому +7

      WeegeeTheGod did a video on that ua-cam.com/video/FUPfvR94a74/v-deo.html

    • @NeverSaySandwich1
      @NeverSaySandwich1 3 роки тому

      Nah

  • @zinowardenier
    @zinowardenier 3 роки тому +1477

    Am I the only one that thinks Yoshi Falls is extremely underrated?
    Me and my friends always have a blast on it, trying to force each other onto the long waterfall that you can't clear without a mushroom (or without losing a significant amount of time). It's either that or getting hit with whatever item we have.
    Idk maybe it's just me, but I like it and seem to be the only one, as it always ends up at the back of rankings. I have never heard anyone say something good about it.

  • @buttercupkat
    @buttercupkat 3 роки тому +297

    "You've earned worst track."
    *Is track 142*
    *Visible confusion*

    • @drwugong
      @drwugong 3 роки тому +29

      he also didn't understand the use of a feather in SMK, which makes that part a shortcut.

    • @Shalakor
      @Shalakor 3 роки тому +5

      @@drwugong A huge shortcut!

    • @drwugong
      @drwugong 3 роки тому +10

      @@Shalakor Probably the best one in the whole game! This guy knows nothing about old SMK.

    • @Shalakor
      @Shalakor 3 роки тому +5

      @@drwugong I mean, on the flip side, requiring himself to play through every single game for the video means that getting a shallow view on some of the tracks is inevitable. There's plenty of tracks I didn't remember until I saw them again in this video. At least he recognized the power of normal jumps for getting over the small gaps, which is pretty easy to overlook except in the one track where it's required.

    • @drwugong
      @drwugong 3 роки тому +4

      @@Shalakor Fair enough, but then theres nearly 1m subs to this channel so this is very likely his full time job. Not a bad way to spend time earning cash. I just thought the whole vid was obviously made by someone who knows some of the later games in the series and had done nothing but scratch the surface of the earlier ones.

  • @djlarrykoopa
    @djlarrykoopa 3 роки тому +219

    I calculated the average placement of the tracks from each game:
    SMK: 129.7
    64: 81.9375
    Super Circuit: 105.95
    Double Dash: 57.625
    DS: 61.625
    Wii: 48.0
    7: 49.5625
    8: 43.68
    1. 8
    2. Wii
    3. 7
    4. Double Dash
    5. DS
    6. 64
    7. Super Circuit
    8. SMK

    • @Talion-jv1zp
      @Talion-jv1zp 2 роки тому +3

      Great Job!

    • @laurencepalmer1272
      @laurencepalmer1272 2 роки тому +43

      Mario kart 7 is kinda underrated

    • @AngloMango
      @AngloMango 2 роки тому +15

      @@laurencepalmer1272 yep. First mario kart game i ever owned, and i’m in love with it. I hope rock rock mountain and shy guy bazaar are in the mk8dx booster pass

    • @NINB3N
      @NINB3N 2 роки тому +3

      @@laurencepalmer1272 W

    • @odysseysfortune537
      @odysseysfortune537 2 роки тому +8

      @@laurencepalmer1272 I have so many nostalgic memories from playing 7. Why on earth they picked Toad Circuit, easily the worst new track from 7, for the Booster Pass baffles me. Wuhu Loop, 3DS Bowser’s Castle, Shy Guy Bazaar, Rock Rock Mountain, Maka Wuhu, or 3DS Rainbow Road - I would be happy with any of those, but Maka Wuhu is probably the one I want most for the Booster Pass. That ending sunset in HD would be gorgeous.

  • @sethchristopher2213
    @sethchristopher2213 3 роки тому +299

    As a young child I was a huge fan of tick tock clock, glad to see it placing so well! I think my only major problem with this list is Yoshi Falls, very fun course to me gives a similar vibe to Baby Park

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck 2 роки тому +1

      It's probably cuz that track is in the same cup as figure 8 circuit. It's an improvement but still a simplistic track.

    • @sokotroko5488
      @sokotroko5488 Рік тому +1

      i find it better than baby park

  • @GodOfCulture
    @GodOfCulture Рік тому +103

    I hope we get a ranking of literally every Mario Kart Track (Main Games, Tour and Spin-Offs) after the last Wave of the Boosrer Course released

    • @mrboss204
      @mrboss204 Рік тому +1

      I agree

    • @TheSPChannel-pj8jv
      @TheSPChannel-pj8jv Рік тому

      @@mrboss204 expect that to be over 2 hours long lol

    • @redrazorx-23
      @redrazorx-23 Рік тому

      @@TheSPChannel-pj8jv don’t care I’ll still watch it all

  • @xen0rpheus
    @xen0rpheus 3 роки тому +740

    Next : "ranking every mario party boards"

  • @thefollower2933
    @thefollower2933 3 роки тому +186

    I just can't imagine how long it took to produce this. Like he had to write a giant script about 145 mario kart tracks.

    • @NathanielBandy
      @NathanielBandy  3 роки тому +100

      This took forever, I also recorded all the footage on my own lol

    • @thefollower2933
      @thefollower2933 3 роки тому +27

      @@NathanielBandy well, that must've been a pain the ass to do.You're a legend lol.

    • @RLLuke
      @RLLuke 3 роки тому +5

      True

    • @jacobvanantwerp2001
      @jacobvanantwerp2001 3 роки тому +4

      @@NathanielBandy Imagine how frustrated and impatient I could be if I did this too.

    • @NinetyLegos
      @NinetyLegos 3 роки тому +4

      @@NathanielBandy pain

  • @stormdog3746
    @stormdog3746 3 роки тому +484

    Mushroom Gorge criminally underrated

    • @PrincessYaura
      @PrincessYaura 3 роки тому +12

      That’s a fact

    • @evasackaton8606
      @evasackaton8606 3 роки тому +29

      And In My Opinion Toad Factory Is A 10/10 For Me Such A Masterpice No one Really Likes

    • @sophiebubbles07
      @sophiebubbles07 3 роки тому +3

      @@PrincessYaura and you’re a philosopher

    • @Cjd007-01
      @Cjd007-01 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah same with warios goldmine

    • @nintendplays3454
      @nintendplays3454 3 роки тому +2

      69th like

  • @realJoshiBOI
    @realJoshiBOI 2 роки тому +18

    On SNES Mario Kart there's an item called a feather, which is used to super jump over certain gaps. The dead end on SNES Bowser Castle 2 should only be used if you have a feather.

  • @alex_hitman
    @alex_hitman 3 роки тому +497

    I grew up with the Wii, so when I see the Switch's beautiful Mariokart graphics, all I can say is wow...

  • @francishong7948
    @francishong7948 3 роки тому +258

    Nb: that is by far the longest ranking video I’ve ever made.
    Me: time for every single pokemon ranked!

    • @dracoarton94
      @dracoarton94 3 роки тому +2

      Dragonite should be #1. it is on my list

    • @makotoyuki345
      @makotoyuki345 3 роки тому +4

      @@dracoarton94 opinions exist bro, if that’s what you like then good for you but don’t expect everyone to agree just because you want them to

    • @emmajaubert6249
      @emmajaubert6249 3 роки тому

      someone please

    • @TheHorrorPlant
      @TheHorrorPlant 3 роки тому

      I'm ranking every Fnaf character. Every one including the skin's from fnaf ar and the fnaf world good guys

    • @turkeycooktime458
      @turkeycooktime458 3 роки тому +1

      Ranking every korok seed in BOTW

  • @eee3096
    @eee3096 3 роки тому +337

    Only watching this did I realize that Mario kart 7 has some of the most underrated tracks

    • @The360MlgNoscoper
      @The360MlgNoscoper 2 роки тому +49

      The best rainbow road

    • @MrFusion
      @MrFusion 2 роки тому +23

      Its slept on fr fr

    • @YoloYester94
      @YoloYester94 2 роки тому +8

      Well the problem is some tracks are really good and some are really bad. It’s debatable which one outweighs the other.

    • @garz5785
      @garz5785 2 роки тому +6

      And a very underrated retro track

    • @colorstar7772
      @colorstar7772 2 роки тому +16

      In my opinion. It has the best course selection in the whole series. It's full of quality tracks and remakes.

  • @Alchemydude667
    @Alchemydude667 2 роки тому +42

    Your #89, Koopa Troopa Beach, will always be my favorite.
    I can remember being 6 or so years old, sitting down with my dad and my big brother, and THAT was dad’s stage. His favorite, we’d play it for hours to see who could stop the others from getting the shortcut, who could make the fastest lap, all of it. What good memories.

    • @hunterthe_memer
      @hunterthe_memer 2 роки тому +1

      I was scrolling through the comments while watching the video and as soon as I see this comment I hear “89 Koopa Troopa Beach”

  • @davidfalcon6550
    @davidfalcon6550 3 роки тому +146

    0:24
    *As they are just spin-offs*
    Damn, spin-off of an spin-off

    • @tomascrosson7111
      @tomascrosson7111 3 роки тому +16

      Mario Kart Arcade VR: Spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off!

    • @itstheman0nthem00n
      @itstheman0nthem00n 3 роки тому +3

      @@tomascrosson7111 wouldn’t it be spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off

    • @tomascrosson7111
      @tomascrosson7111 3 роки тому +4

      @@itstheman0nthem00n It's a spin off of MarioKart Arcade, which would be a spin off of MarioKart, which would be a spin off Super Mario.

    • @itstheman0nthem00n
      @itstheman0nthem00n 3 роки тому +2

      Ebic brains

    • @tomascrosson7111
      @tomascrosson7111 3 роки тому +2

      @@itstheman0nthem00n Technically, because Donkey Kong came first, Super Mario is a spin off of Donkey Kong. So you're correct. MarioKart Arcade VR is a spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off.
      Mind. Blown.

  • @alesandrodemoor
    @alesandrodemoor 3 роки тому +154

    14:47 "There's not much to this track"
    SummoningSalt who made a whole 30min video about it: I beg to differ.

    • @itstheman0nthem00n
      @itstheman0nthem00n 3 роки тому +13

      There’s not much too it if you’re just playing casually, but I digress. That video is very good and I’ve watched it more than once. Choco Mountain is lame when not including how broken it is.

    • @momov4060
      @momov4060 2 роки тому +1

      the track isnt that fantastic but the speedrunning story on the histrack is amongst some of the best

    • @colorstar7772
      @colorstar7772 2 роки тому

      I really like Choco Mountain. Especially the MK8 remake

  • @Zrulez
    @Zrulez 3 роки тому +467

    Wow this ranking video is Beeg! I imagine this was hell to create.

  • @andromeda_va39
    @andromeda_va39 2 роки тому +25

    I'm happy that my favorite track placed so high. 3DS Rainbow Road was my first Rainbow Road, and it's just gorgeous. I can still remember all those years ago being nervous to try it because I'd heard how Rainbow Road usually is. Then, when I actually raced down that track for the first time, I was blown away.

    • @triple7marc
      @triple7marc Рік тому

      I grew up with it too but Wii Rainbow Road is definitely better tbh

  • @MManning90
    @MManning90 3 роки тому +108

    Mario Kart DS came out with some of the best tracks of all time! Waluigi Pinball is a classic!

  • @mwwve
    @mwwve 3 роки тому +122

    "Wow, you- you earned like, worst track ever, Nintendo. Good job."
    *Proceeds to put the track in #142 instead of #145*

  • @pyrocinematics6649
    @pyrocinematics6649 3 роки тому +232

    Nintendo boutta drop “Mario Kart: The Top 100”

    • @Maya-eb7ip
      @Maya-eb7ip 3 роки тому

      What

    • @PodcastShortsReal
      @PodcastShortsReal 3 роки тому +22

      I would pay good money for that

    • @JustChllin
      @JustChllin 3 роки тому +15

      I hope it would live up to its name, unlike Mario party: the top 100.

    • @joeytaylor1021
      @joeytaylor1021 3 роки тому +1

      I’d so buy that

    • @tigersfan00
      @tigersfan00 3 роки тому +6

      Picks the bottom 100 on this list lmao

  • @renegaderonin1247
    @renegaderonin1247 2 роки тому +42

    Neo Bowser city is without question my favorite track, especially the Mario kart 8 version with the updated graphics. It looks great, it feels great, and really captures that dystopian futuristic vibe

    • @Inkyyyyyy.
      @Inkyyyyyy. 2 роки тому

      Neo bowser city is in my top 15 but yeah it’s so good

  • @RustyMew
    @RustyMew 3 роки тому +73

    1:14 if you time it just right with a feather item, you can use that road as the means for a HUGE shortcut. I would know because I've pulled it off myself.

    • @ElMeach
      @ElMeach 2 роки тому +3

      It was basic knowledge and that gamble made it one of the best tracks. They ought to their research if they are going to rank tracks.

    • @YoloYester94
      @YoloYester94 2 роки тому +3

      He probably didn’t include it because he was tired of the way tracks were structured in the SNES games.

    • @corehubaddict
      @corehubaddict 2 роки тому +1

      @@ElMeach hey be nice. He tried, and that’s only one track. He might’ve just forgotten, he don’t be deservin that treatment

    • @ElMeach
      @ElMeach 2 роки тому +1

      @@corehubaddict sorry, I just felt he was being mean and making fun of bad desing and felt like saying "man, you have to dig a little more to find this is a good track". I know it is a hell lot of work to make a rank like this, but he got that wrong and had to say it.

  • @Odyssey_Central
    @Odyssey_Central 3 роки тому +19

    14:33 Bandy spitting facts, Dry Bones is easily the best character

    • @coolbeans7z539
      @coolbeans7z539 3 роки тому +2

      We all be saying #DryBones4Smash
      Why not? He’s in Mario Kart and Mario Party

    • @charKT-7461
      @charKT-7461 3 роки тому +1

      I _only_ play Dry Bones if he's available.

    • @mr.sniffly5297
      @mr.sniffly5297 3 роки тому +2

      If you want Dry Bones in Smash, name other characters for Smash in your videos because Nintendo hates us

  • @cdragon8959
    @cdragon8959 3 роки тому +49

    9:20 English teachers: I felt that

  • @LexVanguard2004
    @LexVanguard2004 Рік тому +34

    I love how his top 7 tracks are now in Mario Kart 8

    • @HungryWarden
      @HungryWarden Рік тому +1

      Looks like I finally found a ranking video that isn’t
      “I put all of the N64 stuff on top regardless of quality because nostalgia”

    • @batmanbud2
      @batmanbud2 Рік тому

      ​@@HungryWardenother rankings on UA-cam do that?

    • @HungryWarden
      @HungryWarden Рік тому

      @@batmanbud2 yes.

  • @turkeycooktime458
    @turkeycooktime458 3 роки тому +95

    Ice Ice Outpost: "It's really average"
    Well, it is literally exactly in the middle of the list.

  • @nai.mp3
    @nai.mp3 3 роки тому +71

    Can everybody just take in that one of the best Mario UA-cam Creators took the time and his life to rank almost every single race track in Mario Kart History? 👏👏👏👏

  • @UltimateTobi
    @UltimateTobi 3 роки тому +158

    "They know how to do sunsets"
    Ironic. Being the nation of the *rising* sun.

  • @StafJoumani
    @StafJoumani Рік тому +36

    8:06 that goomba was sent FLYING LMAOOOOO

    • @Lanetgm
      @Lanetgm Рік тому

      It’s team rocket

  • @thefollower2933
    @thefollower2933 3 роки тому +193

    27:55 *coffin dance meme starts playing*

    • @NerfPlayeR135
      @NerfPlayeR135 3 роки тому +11

      [Cue Eric Andre “We’ll Be Right Back” title card and music]

    • @thefollower2933
      @thefollower2933 3 роки тому +5

      @@NerfPlayeR135 that's also an option

    • @syon9872
      @syon9872 3 роки тому +3

      The second it happened I checked the comments

  • @nc7718
    @nc7718 3 роки тому +68

    "You can't really go wrong with a Yoshi Sphinx."
    Um... Explain Sticker Star then.

    • @turretboi
      @turretboi 2 роки тому

      To be fair that was one of the better parts of sticker star

  • @YoukTube
    @YoukTube 3 роки тому +72

    NB: Playing all the Mario Kart games besides Mario Kart Tour and Mario Kart Arcade
    UA-cam: hE's dEfiNitElY PlAYiNg MaRIo KArt ToUR

    • @RayoMcQueen95990
      @RayoMcQueen95990 3 роки тому +3

      It shows Mario Kart 8 for me, but in the retro tracks video youtube put Microtransactions kart tour lol

  • @luigielite6857
    @luigielite6857 Рік тому +27

    Nathaniel Bandy: "That was by far the longest ranked I've ever put together."
    Spongebob video: *exists*

    • @MarioFaker1
      @MarioFaker1 Рік тому +2

      This was long before the SpongeBob video

  • @connoryoung5297
    @connoryoung5297 3 роки тому +53

    Moonview Highway, a place where all the drivers are BMW drivers.

  • @cado9281
    @cado9281 3 роки тому +504

    Can we just appreciate how much effort Nintendo put into these tracks?

    • @ChuckSploder
      @ChuckSploder 3 роки тому +26

      and the tracks for the tracks lol

    • @fatgoldfish6320
      @fatgoldfish6320 3 роки тому +31

      Well... MOST of them

    • @sasaferderbarbucan634
      @sasaferderbarbucan634 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah sure, but can we take a moment to appriciate how much effort Nathaniel put?

    • @SenatorArmstrong2018
      @SenatorArmstrong2018 3 роки тому +4

      Figure-8 Circuit:
      I mean, it's one of my favorites for it's simplicity but...c'mon.

    • @10freekie2
      @10freekie2 2 роки тому +6

      No

  • @ADudeNamedLucky
    @ADudeNamedLucky 3 роки тому +32

    “Wow we finally hit our first Mario kart 8 track”
    But doesn’t mention that he also hit the first Mario kart Wii track one place before.

  • @Wmei64
    @Wmei64 2 роки тому +14

    9:44 oh boi do I have news for you!

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness 3 роки тому +67

    “Ranking Every Mario Kart Track”
    *uses a bunch of Sonic music*

    • @kyukyokunosamurai8196
      @kyukyokunosamurai8196 3 роки тому +1

      exactly what i was thinking stg

    • @lemondrop0568
      @lemondrop0568 3 роки тому +2

      Only Nathaniel Bandy!

    • @naboli698
      @naboli698 3 роки тому +2

      Music's good though and the games are about speed and mario kart is a racing game sooo

    • @CarlosRosario-ee5gf
      @CarlosRosario-ee5gf 3 роки тому +1

      @@naboli698 exactly, it's amazing

    • @gargervon8697
      @gargervon8697 3 роки тому

      There's some Kirby and Super Mario RPG in there, too.

  • @ARClegend
    @ARClegend 3 роки тому +47

    1:34
    the elegant double luigi build

  • @ancestral_artemis
    @ancestral_artemis 3 роки тому +39

    Rank every single mario level
    Nathaniel: **sweats nervously**

    • @Historicutuber
      @Historicutuber 3 роки тому

      He’d be like oh no

    • @batmanbud2
      @batmanbud2 Рік тому

      Would you believe odyssey central is actually gonna do this when he reaches 200k subs?

  • @LegendofMike1
    @LegendofMike1 Рік тому +34

    Gba Luigi's circuit map looks like someone slipping on a wet floor sign 😂

  • @elub
    @elub 3 роки тому +77

    I was waiting for Waluigi pinball during the entire video and I got so shocked when it was ranked 1st. It’s really nostalgic but I definitely didn’t expect to see it at number 1

    • @asdfasdfq6005
      @asdfasdfq6005 2 роки тому +10

      I don't really think it should be #1 tbh, its good but not #1 good

    • @midnight_blue_moon
      @midnight_blue_moon Рік тому +3

      Honestly when I was thinking about what tracks I was familiar with that might be number 1, Waluigi Pinball came to my mind almost immediately and I said to myself that if it's not number 1 I'll be mad

    • @rajkanishu
      @rajkanishu Рік тому +1

      when you think of mario kart two things instantly come to mind: rainbow road and waluigi pinball. an argument could be made that the DS limitations and emptiness of certain parts could be enough to not place it at #1 (even then, it's still one of the absolute best to drive through and most fun ever), but the sheer impact it had on the community with its music, theme and gimmicks cannot be ignored and it's definitely one of the few tracks that deserves the #1 spot on the list

  • @SPG685
    @SPG685 3 роки тому +40

    9:52 “97 - Broken Tier”.

  • @nick-cepticon782
    @nick-cepticon782 3 роки тому +21

    19:00 YES I agree completely; Shroom Ridge’s chill road trip vibe is so memorable!

  • @snowy6237
    @snowy6237 2 роки тому +8

    I have a soft spot for figure 8 circuit, mkds was the first mario kart game i played so i have a lot of nostalgic for it and find its simplicity nice

  • @rfox513
    @rfox513 3 роки тому +22

    22:31 “this track is on more steroids than everyone on lance armstrong’s bike team!!!”

  • @chibinaoto
    @chibinaoto 3 роки тому +115

    Mario kart DS, WII and 7 had the best tracks
    *Change my mind*

    • @mangomango6732
      @mangomango6732 3 роки тому +5

      7 is Iffy I would replace that with 8

    • @chibinaoto
      @chibinaoto 3 роки тому +8

      @@mangomango6732 MK8 doesn’t exists here ty

    • @gamerboyfrecleface6157
      @gamerboyfrecleface6157 3 роки тому

      @@chibinaoto i aggree

    • @MKWahPhil
      @MKWahPhil 3 роки тому +18

      In my opinion Mario Kart Wii has the best nitro tracks and Mario Kart 7 has the best retro tracks

    • @sophiebubbles07
      @sophiebubbles07 3 роки тому +1

      Nah man your opinions gr8

  • @ShadowMewto
    @ShadowMewto 3 роки тому +41

    Nintendo saw this video and then said “let’s make a new wario ware game to spite him”

    • @justasimplemanworkinghiswa1569
      @justasimplemanworkinghiswa1569 3 роки тому +1

      Warioland gets disrespected way harder than it deserves.

    • @batmanbud2
      @batmanbud2 Рік тому +1

      Not to mention another warioware game 2 years later AND an fzero game

  • @prestonandtom9337
    @prestonandtom9337 2 роки тому +7

    34:47 "no other track could have as great music"
    Wario stadium: cry

  • @chef_boyardiii
    @chef_boyardiii 3 роки тому +173

    Can we just admire the fact that double dash is one of the best graphics out there, and yep from a 2003 video game wow😳

    • @arampa9300
      @arampa9300 3 роки тому +32

      I dunno why but it looks way better than wii

    • @seekanddestroy9835
      @seekanddestroy9835 3 роки тому +17

      @@arampa9300 he is using an emulator but yes, it is a very good looking game.

    • @janthecoo4964
      @janthecoo4964 3 роки тому +6

      shouldnt be surprising considering you play it on something the equivalent of an ultra beefy gaming pc

    • @ChuckSploder
      @ChuckSploder 3 роки тому +3

      8 and wii did better

    • @ThatFurryTeen
      @ThatFurryTeen 3 роки тому +8

      Somehow the GameCube had the great graphics for Double Dash, but also the nightmares that are the Melee fighters

  • @HydroSheep
    @HydroSheep 3 роки тому +39

    10:31 i instinctively said Ninki Minjaj

  • @CheeseEnthusiast617
    @CheeseEnthusiast617 3 роки тому +30

    no gonna lie, I literally had a dream about you doing this last night LMAO

    • @anttheknee64
      @anttheknee64 3 роки тому +2

      I had a dream about nathaniel playing dk summit with me but on the gamecube. It was weird and this dream happened very recently

    • @thetophatguyandroid5959
      @thetophatguyandroid5959 3 роки тому +6

      @Barak Dosunmu You guys get sleep??

    • @Puki9117
      @Puki9117 3 роки тому

      Psitck

    • @ryanrake2714
      @ryanrake2714 3 роки тому +1

      @@thetophatguyandroid5959 that's sad. Just lay down, rest, and you'll fall asleep. My funny answer is get a shot of vodka and lay down. You'll be asleep in minutes.

    • @chesterlockett4002
      @chesterlockett4002 3 роки тому

      How dreams are mind blowing?

  • @kennethwright5664
    @kennethwright5664 2 роки тому +16

    Was stoked to see Mount Wario at #5. It's my personal favorite track of all time from the games I've played. I love the feel, the variety, the fact that it's a single downhill adventure instead of a repeating lap... the start and ending both fell appropriately epic.... just everything I could ask for from a Mario Kart level.

    • @appleducky5234
      @appleducky5234 Рік тому +1

      Definitely one of the best Mario Kart 8 tracks, It displays the game mechanics so well. Antigravity on the dam, a great glider shortcut, Trees for difficulty, edgy cliffs at the start, and too many ways to trick and so many great spots to drift (especially on "lap" 3).

    • @PWBS-yc6xi
      @PWBS-yc6xi Рік тому +1

      Cool to see it at #5 but the fact that it was above DK Mountain is wild

    • @batmanbud2
      @batmanbud2 Рік тому +1

      Would you believe I saw someone call this track and big blue some of the worst in the series? The mere thought. . .

    • @kennethwright5664
      @kennethwright5664 Рік тому +1

      @@batmanbud2 They did? Geeze, some people just have no taste... the rest of us know better though.

  • @aaravdubal4433
    @aaravdubal4433 3 роки тому +23

    These ranking have gone over the top. I have to say, however,
    I *love* it

  • @MattyHwang
    @MattyHwang 3 роки тому +3742

    Use this as a “DK Summit is underrated” button

    • @pjsullivan4835
      @pjsullivan4835 3 роки тому +62

      Might be my favorite track from Mario kart Wii

    • @RpTheReal
      @RpTheReal 3 роки тому +5

      Ok

    • @MattyHwang
      @MattyHwang 3 роки тому +41

      @@thepearsinator1875 MKWii is my most played game and IMO it doesn’t get enough love for how much fun it really is

    • @its_saber1525
      @its_saber1525 3 роки тому +5

      No

    • @its_saber1525
      @its_saber1525 3 роки тому +21

      @@MattyHwang It is overrated to me.

  • @devilbowser253
    @devilbowser253 3 роки тому +14

    that last second of the piranha plant slide part hurt me deeply in a way very few would understand

  • @ItsJusDadles
    @ItsJusDadles 2 роки тому +12

    15:15 Rosalinas Glacier Galaxy would be a dope name

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 3 роки тому +31

    Bandy: I've never been a fan of subways or trains but I've always wanted to go through the tunnels and see what's inside.
    Persona 5: Allow me to introduce myself.

  • @lykaios8842
    @lykaios8842 3 роки тому +18

    Thanks for putting (almost) all the MK7 track in the top 75! A game I truly enjoy, and have spent many hours playing. I also see that most of the gameplay uses a similar combo to my personal favorite (Yoshi, Cloud 9, Slim Wheels)

  • @issacc957
    @issacc957 3 роки тому +68

    Are we just gonna ignore the fact that GBA Luigi circuit is shaped as a dog?

  • @OneManPizzaParty
    @OneManPizzaParty 2 роки тому +6

    3:00 I just gotta say, a perfectly placed banana peel or perfectly timed koopa shell knocking an opponent out of this jump and into last place is so so satisfying.

    • @goose7618
      @goose7618 2 роки тому

      That happened to me once and it felt great

  • @faded_evergreen
    @faded_evergreen 3 роки тому +17

    28:11
    (deep inhale)
    BAM! SHOCK DODGE

  • @tanistv1124
    @tanistv1124 3 роки тому +24

    24:11 just ask bathaniel he’d know

    • @kitt3621
      @kitt3621 3 роки тому +3

      they're BOULDERS is what he would say

    • @tanistv1124
      @tanistv1124 3 роки тому +2

      Probably

  • @FangzwithaZ
    @FangzwithaZ 3 роки тому +44

    Imagine if Nate ranked the retro tracks AND the tracks from spinoffs

    • @aloeveil
      @aloeveil 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao how’d I find you

  • @Sborticus
    @Sborticus 2 роки тому +3

    "Will not include tracks from mario tour or árcade games as they are just Spin offs" *Nintendo starts adding Mario kart tour tracks to Mario kart 8*

  • @domskillet5744
    @domskillet5744 3 роки тому +14

    Idk why Sherbet Land get so much hate. I feel like the turns are perfectly tailored for Double Dash and it's a very quick and smooth ride. I think the ice actually plays well into the map assuming you know how to drift properly as DD's drift mechanic eliminates almost all sliding upon boosting. It can be done very quickly with aggressive lines at the end and is thus a good risk/reward at the end of the map. I'd put it slightly below middle of the pack for Double Dash, but definitely not in the bottom 5 all time. I prefer it over Mario Circut, Dry Dry Desert, Mushroom Bridge, and Mushroom city at least

  • @kalandillon8320
    @kalandillon8320 3 роки тому +27

    Yoshi is not only evading his taxes, he got number 69 too.

  • @amaze_z1953
    @amaze_z1953 3 роки тому +93

    Day 9 of asking for "How Wii Fit triggers you"

    • @leahluostarinen
      @leahluostarinen 3 роки тому +1

      Sure I wouldn't mind seen that

    • @charKT-7461
      @charKT-7461 3 роки тому +4

      It triggers me because the trainer wastes a character slot in Smash.

    • @iframes292
      @iframes292 3 роки тому

      That would actually be a good video idea

    • @4beasty
      @4beasty 3 роки тому +1

      @@charKT-7461 Eh they were more representing modern gaming for Nintendo at the time like game and watch, and duck hunt represented retro gaming for Nintendo

  • @ItsJustMeMarc
    @ItsJustMeMarc 2 роки тому +4

    Really surprised they have not done a circuit themed around Birdo, also loved the irony of the sonic music playing in the background lol

  • @Steengames12
    @Steengames12 3 роки тому +14

    Now lets do every Mario party board.

  • @egel7736
    @egel7736 3 роки тому +10

    I absolutely adore Double Dash for how extravagant most of its tracks look. There is something about the extremely saturated colour scheme and the grotesque object models that really boosts my energy levels!

  • @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
    @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 3 роки тому +19

    The best Mario kart track in history is waluigi pinball.
    No description needed just wahhh

    • @kingknight387
      @kingknight387 3 роки тому +1

      I have so much nostalgia for that track.
      I added a description haha

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 3 роки тому +1

      It’s the best by its music alone

    • @Henry-qt3py
      @Henry-qt3py 3 роки тому +1

      @@ireplytoeverything3122 lol wario stadium has the same music as waluigi pinball 😂😂
      I personally don't think the actual track of waluigi pinball is amazing, but it's a fun idea. I'd probably rank it around 20th if I had to guess.

    • @demetriuskafkoulas5005
      @demetriuskafkoulas5005 3 роки тому

      Silok Hawk would like to disagree with you

    • @demetriuskafkoulas5005
      @demetriuskafkoulas5005 3 роки тому

      @@Real_Furious Yeah, Waluigi Pinball mostly gets praise mainly because of its ingenious theming, otherwise the actual course design is just... kinda average.

  • @recklessreels8803
    @recklessreels8803 2 роки тому +3

    I knew Waluigi Pinball would rank high, but not THAT high. That was always my favorite track for the Mario Kart DS. I always loved that the traditional sound effects are replaced with pinball ones.

  • @dimitribottjen2495
    @dimitribottjen2495 3 роки тому +89

    "69: Yoshi Circuit"
    Are you... Oh, dear lord...

  • @jj02mc27
    @jj02mc27 3 роки тому +12

    As a farmer, I can confirm that farming is exactly like Moo Moo Farm

  • @jpbdude4223
    @jpbdude4223 3 роки тому +14

    “If you made it to the end of the video give yourself a round of applause *clap clap*”
    Well it took a few days and a fucked up internet connection for 15 minutes but it was all good”

  • @macrozone
    @macrozone 2 роки тому +5

    Wario Mountain on MK8 is my absolute favorite. Its somehow the most adrelanin inducing track for me. And the music perfectly matches the track design and gives you a james bond moment when you drive through snow and trees like Bond on skis.

  • @AgsmaJustAgsma
    @AgsmaJustAgsma 3 роки тому +51

    19:50 Are these Thwomps wearing blankets or something like that?

  • @Coopiss
    @Coopiss 3 роки тому +17

    You’re a saint for making this for us. We aren’t worthy

  • @lordroy88
    @lordroy88 3 роки тому +17

    Nathaniel Bandy: Uploads a ranking of every Mario kart track
    Me: Ferb, I know what we’re gonna watch today!

    • @Ian-ek2gd
      @Ian-ek2gd 3 роки тому +2

      Hey, where’s Perry?

    • @copperblue17
      @copperblue17 3 роки тому +1

      Do be do be do bah, do be do be do bah,
      PERRY!!

    • @lordroy88
      @lordroy88 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ian-ek2gd He’s fighting Doofenshmirtz

    • @jjsdumbshit2792
      @jjsdumbshit2792 3 роки тому +1

      I loved phineas and ferb!

    • @lordroy88
      @lordroy88 3 роки тому +1

      @@jjsdumbshit2792 me too

  • @Checrypt_01
    @Checrypt_01 2 роки тому +5

    34:07 I remember getting Mario Kart 7 and IMEDIATELY going to the rainbow road track on Time Trials, saying "There's no way this is going to be better than the Wii version"...
    Boy was I wrong. And being a studier of Astronomy just made the Mario Kart 7 version even more fun for me >w

  • @matthewb840
    @matthewb840 3 роки тому +42

    Don't dislike because your favorite tracks are different. Everyone is allowed to have their own opinions :)

    • @Marshall.R
      @Marshall.R 3 роки тому +1

      Okay but he lied about Moonview Highway, the cars and trucks signal every time they change lanes

    • @jacobvanantwerp2001
      @jacobvanantwerp2001 3 роки тому

      @@Marshall.R They do not. I never see that.

    • @Marshall.R
      @Marshall.R 3 роки тому

      @@jacobvanantwerp2001 Because the road is only one lane half the time and the other half of the time the cars are going fast enough that it's hard to notice. You can easily see it if you go into time trials and stay in one place though

    • @matthewb840
      @matthewb840 3 роки тому

      @@Marshall.R Even if they do, they only do it for less than a second and it doesn’t help when you’re watching out for items and when you are more focusing on being in 1st place.

    • @matthewb840
      @matthewb840 3 роки тому

      Also, why dislike a video if someone got something wrong that no one cares about???

  • @Tsukitayo
    @Tsukitayo 3 роки тому +167

    Pronounced: “del fee no” not “delf i no”

    • @boohooter23
      @boohooter23 3 роки тому +13

      I just love Del-fine-oh plaza 🖕

    • @yannatoko9898
      @yannatoko9898 3 роки тому +6

      ua-cam.com/video/IDjoCahCPJY/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/r5OCTFL2Md4/v-deo.html&ab_channel=WordBox
      ua-cam.com/video/4s09Hy4dDi8/v-deo.html&ab_channel=PronounceNames
      forvo.com/word/delfino/
      It's pronounced "Del fee no", clearly.

    • @Tsukitayo
      @Tsukitayo 3 роки тому

      @@yannatoko9898 clearly

    • @brodielucas4389
      @brodielucas4389 3 роки тому +1

      Isle del-fee-no and del-figh-no plaza

  • @RedTHedge
    @RedTHedge 3 роки тому +14

    Nathaniel: **Talks about Mario**
    Also Nathaniel: **Plays Sonic Music**

    • @ajburrr
      @ajburrr 3 роки тому

      I mean, Mario Kart is fast paced just like Sonic

    • @blaccman1047
      @blaccman1047 2 роки тому

      lmao

  • @nevergonnagiveyouup1180
    @nevergonnagiveyouup1180 Рік тому +3

    Disappointed how you didn’t mention how fire toad’s factory’s music is