Every Mario Kart 7 Track Ranked

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  • Опубліковано 1 лип 2024
  • I apologise in advance to all the Rock Rock Mountain enthusiasts.
    Wii Ranking- • Every Mario Kart Wii T...
    DS Ranking- • Every Mario Kart DS Tr...
    Timestamps:
    0:00- Intro
    2:18 F-Tier
    4:28 C-Tier
    7:27 B-Tier
    15:50 Battle Mode
    17:18 A-Tier
    21:47 S-Tier
    28:40 Outro
    Footage sources:
    Most MK7 clips- • Mario Kart 7 - All 32 ...
    Battle Mode footage- • Mario Kart 7 - All Bat...
    Other miscellaneous clips- • Mario Kart 7 - All Tra...
    MK Wii clips- • Mario Kart Wii - All 3...
    MK DS Clips- • Mario Kart DS - All Tr...
    Luigi Raceway former WR- • 【MK7 Former WR】N64 Lui...
    Toad Circuit former WR- • [MK7] Toad Circuit 1:1...
    DK Pass guide- • [DS] DK Pass - Mario ...
    8 Deluxe Mushroom Gorge (Toad)- • Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: W...
    8 Deluxe Mushroom Gorge (Waluigi)- • ALL NEW SHORTCUTS ON M...
    Melody Motorway WR- • [MK7 WR] Music Park - ...
    Daisy Cruiser brig- • Mario Kart 7: GCN Dais...
    Rainbow Road TAS- • [MK7 TAS] Rainbow Road...
    Wuhu Loop WR- • [MK7 WR] Wuhu Loop (Gl...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 196

  • @ryderls2729
    @ryderls2729 11 місяців тому +100

    MK7 and DS were my childhood, taking my 3ds to school and having vs races with my friends, doing the Maka Wuhu shortcut and surprising people who didn't know about it, thinking about how stupid Queen Bee was, unlocking the golden car parts and seeing which friend was gonna get them first, and the introduction of gliding were amazing. This is a classic

    • @KristineBacher
      @KristineBacher 11 місяців тому +1

      Wuhu Mountain Loop or Wuhu Island Loop?

    • @eduardoxenofonte4004
      @eduardoxenofonte4004 11 місяців тому +1

      @@KristineBacher wuhu mountain loop in PAL is called maka wuhu in NTSC

    • @Switchblade_01
      @Switchblade_01 11 місяців тому +1

      ong mario kart 7 carried lockdown

    • @smg8146
      @smg8146 10 місяців тому

      @@Switchblade_01 ONG FR MAN

    • @smg8146
      @smg8146 10 місяців тому +1

      @ryderls2729 lol i remember having to sneak my 3ds into school

  • @FixTheWi-Fi
    @FixTheWi-Fi 11 місяців тому +104

    Watching your and Schaffrillas' mk ranking videos alternatingly is a heck of a contrast.

    • @NQProductions
      @NQProductions 11 місяців тому +7

      Same.

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  11 місяців тому +29

      I had no idea we'd be releasing these alternatingly. I sat on the Wii script for way too long and then he shadowdropped his one, which completely threw me for a loop. I had the DS and 7 ones planned for a bit as well, so I've had my fingers crossed for the last few months that he wouldn't beat me to the punch on those too.

    • @FixTheWi-Fi
      @FixTheWi-Fi 11 місяців тому +23

      coming from his gushing about Kalimari Desert to then see you put it at the very bottom is hilarious.

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  11 місяців тому +33

      He likes his trains and I can respect that

    • @eatthis5755
      @eatthis5755 11 місяців тому +7

      I’m really anticipating Schaff’s DS ranking. I like wondering where he would rank the DS courses in comparison to Biff Weed’s ranking.

  • @wizardswarrior
    @wizardswarrior 11 місяців тому +44

    “I hope he’s not dead” perfect

  • @grey-c8138
    @grey-c8138 11 місяців тому +60

    I just wanna say I've been really enjoying all of your non-Death Battle stuff, your passion for Mario Kart really shines through in these rankings and it's a joy to listen to

  • @PumpkinLeaf_
    @PumpkinLeaf_ 7 місяців тому +5

    Finally, someone giving Figure-8 Circuit the praise it deserves.
    It truly is a masterpiece.

  • @Orwin_Crossheart
    @Orwin_Crossheart 11 місяців тому +22

    It's such a joy watching these rankings. Mario Kart has always been a series I've enjoyed and I love these rankings!
    Fun fact about Melody Motorway: those goofy creatures that are constantly bouncing are actually pretty much the sentient music notes that help keep rhythm in Wii Music.
    So yes, Wii Music did end up having a definitively positive impact at all on Nintendo. It just ended up being used as inspiration for a great Mario Kart track

  • @EmilNorden
    @EmilNorden 11 місяців тому +43

    Mario Kart 7 is my childhood and I love that people give it the credit it deserves.

  • @Sillywilly4evr
    @Sillywilly4evr 11 місяців тому +13

    This video gave me so much nostalgia. 7 was my first Mario Kart game and this video made me want to open up my DS and play it again even though I own 8 deluxe.

  • @ade1174
    @ade1174 11 місяців тому +7

    Very happy to see Daisy Hills, Shy Guy Bazaar, and 3DS Mario Circuit get some much needed appreciation.

  • @grantforester1864
    @grantforester1864 11 місяців тому +4

    Mario kart 7 was such a goated title
    The only bad thing was Waluigi missing

  • @partytime113
    @partytime113 11 місяців тому +5

    Again, Biff weed talking about Mario Kart just puts a smile on my face. Idk why. Looking forward to your MK8 ranking when the booster course pass is finished! Might give me some time to make my own cuz this sounds way too fun.

  • @Pokemonfan612
    @Pokemonfan612 11 місяців тому +8

    The top 3 tracks here are honestly probably some of my favorite tracks ever in Mario Kart. Granted, I haven't played every game, anything before Wii I haven't gotten around to, but I feel like it'd be hard for anything to top them. Tracks where it's more just 3 segments than just regular laps have always been my favorite, like Mount Wario and Big Blue from 8, they just hit that spot for me that I can't describe beyond "This the good stuff". I'm so glad the Wuhu Island tracks are getting appreciation, because they're really underrated from what I've seen online

  • @endstoneninja3845
    @endstoneninja3845 11 місяців тому +6

    20:47 I can’t believe that Alpine Pass is called “Rock Rock Mountain” in most places. Alpine Pass sounds so much better.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 7 місяців тому

      Rock Rock Mountain follows the trend of some MK tracks where a word is repeated as part of the name. So, it has that going for it. But, I like Alpine Pass more too,

    • @hiilikepizza3197
      @hiilikepizza3197 Місяць тому +1

      Alpine pass is so boring

    • @endstoneninja3845
      @endstoneninja3845 Місяць тому +1

      @@hiilikepizza3197 sounds cool to me

  • @VKudosV
    @VKudosV 11 місяців тому +3

    I'm pumped To see this video come out Biff, As a kid I Always thought That this game had 2 to none (we ignore Kalimari Desert) bad tracks and honestly, it still stands that way

  • @InaneBlatherskite
    @InaneBlatherskite 11 місяців тому +4

    MK7s track roster has always felt like the one of the weirdest, but one of the best. I feel like it has the best nitro line up out of any Mario Kart honestly.

    • @amari648
      @amari648 10 місяців тому

      Honesty I feel like it’s the other way around. It’s has the best retro track selection in the series while it’s nitro track selection is decent but has some ok tracks. 😂

  • @Sunmellows
    @Sunmellows 11 місяців тому +3

    Wasnt initially planning on checking this out, mostly since mario kart isnt a game i have too much interest in. UA-cam autoplay had other plans, however. And i actually found myself really enjoying this.
    Love the energy you have talking about these courses, may go back and check out the other ones too for something to keep my mind busy while i work

  • @Guy-May-Cry
    @Guy-May-Cry 4 місяці тому +3

    God only just got around to watching this and although some of your takes are a bit crazy, this is really good (plus not burdened by death battles lame af schedule)

  • @springdude1165
    @springdude1165 2 місяці тому +1

    18:19 "And said glider section is one of my favorites"
    *Wario gets hit by blue shell midair.*

  • @sannicfann3338
    @sannicfann3338 11 місяців тому +8

    even someone like my self who only views 7 as a simply good game I can't deny it has some seriously good tracks

  • @kajavajiek9495
    @kajavajiek9495 11 місяців тому +6

    Love your Mario Kart videos! Always a treat to see one in my feed!

  • @endstoneninja3845
    @endstoneninja3845 11 місяців тому +3

    16:51 wait, is that…WALUIGI!?!

  • @DonathanXVI
    @DonathanXVI 11 місяців тому +4

    despite its early-game placement and relative simplicity, my favorite track in mk7 has got to be shy guy bazaar, PURELY because of its amazing music (especially when the frontrunning beat kicks in)

  • @Sir_Musty
    @Sir_Musty 11 місяців тому +3

    A Wuhu lover and a Kalimari hater? A man of culture, i see!

  • @bluegatito8684
    @bluegatito8684 11 місяців тому +1

    Nice video as always.

  • @TOSB591
    @TOSB591 11 місяців тому

    Like what everyone else is saying, it's great to see you branching out from exclusively DB. It's always fun listening to you talk about funny Mario in a Honda Civic game and I'm looking forward to seeing you cover more of the series...if you end up covering more of the series.
    I can't believe Captain Toad fucking died

  • @thesmellofadventure5370
    @thesmellofadventure5370 2 місяці тому +2

    32: N64 Luigi Raceway (In a game with banger retros, this one has nothing)
    31: Toad Circuit (This track had nothing. It IS nothing!)
    30: Cheep Cheep Lagoon (A lazy introduction to underwater)
    29: SNES Mario Circuit 2 (Surprisingly really good SNES remake)
    28: Wii Koopa Cape (Koopa Cape! What happened to you?)
    27: Rosalina’s Ice World (I get this track has its fans, but no)
    26: GBA Bowser Castle 1 (Bring back the worst GBA castle. Yeah! That’s a good idea😐)
    25: Bowser’s Castle (A disgrace to Bowser’s Castles everywhere)
    24: N64 Koopa Beach (It lost the Troopa in its name, but it makes up for it)
    23: DS DK Pass (Probably the worst DK track, but that’s not saying much)
    22: Daisy Hills (This one just does it for me and idk why)
    21: Neo Bowser City (The music is the best in the entire series imo)
    20: Rock Rock Mountain (Tries to be as grand as Maka Wuhu, but barely is)
    19: Wuhu Loop (I’m a simple man. You make it Wii Sports, I’ll love you)
    18: Wario’s Shipyard (Dear Wario, don’t stop having banger tracks)
    17: N64 Kalimari Desert (I love this track simply because train!)
    16: Piranha Plant Slide (This is Mariokart tracks at their finest)
    15: DK Jungle (Donkey Kong Country is my favorite game franchise so…)
    14: Wii Mushroom Gorge (Not as good as Wii or 8, but still incredible!)
    13: Mario Circuit (Oh my god! This Mario Circuit is amazing!)
    12: SNES Rainbow Road (Honestly, one of my favorite Rainbow Roads)
    11: Shy Guy Bazzar (A good desert track?! Call me impressed!)
    10: GCN Dino Dino Jungle (Somehow even better than its original)
    9: DS Boston Building (The Bostoniest building that has ever Bostoned)
    8: Maka Wuhu (The grandest track in the entire series!)
    7: Wii Coconut Mall (There are flaws, but it’s fucking Coconut Mall!)
    6: GCN Daisy Cruiser (One of the best tracks in Double Dash)
    5: Music Park (Nintendo nailed the theme for this track)
    4: Wii Maple Treeway (It lost the bridge. So what? Cry about it!)
    3: DS Airship Fortress (An epic, precarious, booby trapped adventure)
    2: DS Waluigi Pinball (One of the greatest Mariokart tracks of all time)
    1: Rainbow Road (Without a doubt, the best Rainbow Road ever!)

  • @dm-sx6wf
    @dm-sx6wf 11 місяців тому +1

    Always a good day when we get a Biff Weed Mario Kart Racing Video Game Video.

  • @RyansChannel0203
    @RyansChannel0203 11 місяців тому +1

    Outside of Rock Rock Mountain (which has always been one of my favorite tracks with its amazing set pieces and satisfying area skips), this is a pretty solid ranking.

  • @PeachyShowtime
    @PeachyShowtime 11 місяців тому +3

    the fact Mario Kart 7 brought back so many great DS and Wii tracks make this game a masterpiece

  • @maribelrocha3814
    @maribelrocha3814 11 місяців тому +3

    Idk why but cheep cheep lagoon was so much fun and my go to level back in the day

  • @birbfactss
    @birbfactss 11 місяців тому

    good ranking

  • @ndprod.animationenthusiast9376
    @ndprod.animationenthusiast9376 11 місяців тому

    Ooh! Mario kart tier list! Can’t wait to roast it! Lol

  • @linebeckthejohoe4876
    @linebeckthejohoe4876 11 місяців тому +1

    Mario Kart Wii was possibly my favorite game as a kid behind Super Mario Galaxy and Pokémon White 2, so playing MK7 after felt like a disappointment, but this has inspired me to give it another try. I love the Mario Kart content!

  • @nerdsinanutshell3707
    @nerdsinanutshell3707 10 місяців тому +2

    Schaffrillais reference was funny

  • @flinnparrygrowney2714
    @flinnparrygrowney2714 11 місяців тому

    As the sole existing snes mario cicuit 2 fan, i appreciate you not immediately claiming it as a bad track simply because 3 was in wii.

  • @marcelopaulo446
    @marcelopaulo446 11 місяців тому +1

    For someone who just came out shcraffilas 64 ranking,I got very suprised that you put he's 1° track at the bottom.

  • @absorbent3316
    @absorbent3316 10 місяців тому +2

    I actually would rank Maka Wuhu very low compared to Wuhu Loop because of the part that you like-the ending gliding section. The problem with this massive gliding section at the end is that there is almost no chance for a comeback as almost the entirety of the third section is just flying. It doesn’t help that the one lap tracks in this game also just tend to feel a little shorter than they should be, so you’ll start the race and blink and bam your on the glider section with no chance of winning if not in first place.
    I don’t usually have a problem with gliders, this is just a rare exception that brings down the quality of Maka Wuhu quite a bit for me.

    • @endstoneninja3845
      @endstoneninja3845 9 місяців тому +2

      Fair point. That’s the only thing I think could be fixed.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 7 місяців тому

      I don't think Biff has competitive racing as much in mind when thinking about his favourite tracks.

  • @StarmisYT
    @StarmisYT 7 місяців тому +1

    I'm sad Kalimari Desert isn't liked by a lot of people. It's so charming and just so soothing.

  • @MidnightPhantom
    @MidnightPhantom 11 місяців тому +1

    Gotta agree, most of the tracks here are really good. Plus this was part of my childhood

  • @kerschmack7829
    @kerschmack7829 11 місяців тому +1

    How have I been playing this game for over a decade and never knew about the secret glider path on daisy hills

  • @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875
    @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 11 місяців тому

    This man is underrated as hell

  • @robertthechannel1799
    @robertthechannel1799 7 місяців тому +1

    F Tier
    32. Cheep Cheep Lagoon
    D Tier
    31. Toad Circuit
    30. N64 Kalamari Desert
    C Tier
    29. N64 Luigi Raceway
    28. DS DK Pass
    B Tier
    27. GBA Bowser Castle 1
    26. WII Koopa Cape
    25. Rock Rock Mountain
    24. Daisy Hills
    23. N64 Koopa Beach
    22. Rosalina’s Ice World
    21. GCN Dino Dino Jungle
    20. Piranha Plant Slide
    19. Bowser’s Castle
    18. Mario Circuit
    A Tier
    17. WII Mushroom Gorge
    16. GCN Daisy Cruiser
    15. SNES Mario Circuit 2
    14. Shy Guy Bazaar
    13. DS Luigi’s Mansion
    12. SNES Rainbow Road
    11. WII Coconut Mall
    10. DK Jungle
    9. WII Maple Treeway
    8. Neo Bowser City
    7. Wuhu Loop
    S Tier
    6. Music Park
    5. Wario Shipyard
    4. DS Waluigi Pinball
    3. DS Airship Fortress
    2. Rainbow Road
    1. Maka Wuhu

  • @fodv93
    @fodv93 11 місяців тому

    As someone who's first Mario Kart is Super Circuit, I say a ranking of the courses in super circuit is needed since it has its fair share of bangers.

  • @Jukem
    @Jukem 11 місяців тому +1

    23:37 MY TRUST: BETRAYED, MY FAITH: WAVERING, MY OPTIMISM: GONE

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  11 місяців тому +2

      Go Jacob Go Jacob

  • @thanosquack6974
    @thanosquack6974 11 місяців тому

    I have nothing quirky to say this is just a very nice video covering a great game

  • @springdude1165
    @springdude1165 11 місяців тому +1

    Nice.
    Still not big on mario kart, but, I like watching these

  • @scottydude456
    @scottydude456 11 місяців тому +1

    I love Maka Wuhu, but the Wuhu skip kind of brings it down a bit for me because I will never not to the skip so I’m never going to see a good chunk of that course

  • @sullymcdaniel4901
    @sullymcdaniel4901 11 місяців тому +1

    Are you gonna wait until the booster course pass to finish before ranking 8 deluxe?

  • @Frostic-cv2bp
    @Frostic-cv2bp 11 місяців тому

    I won't say this is the video I was hoping for
    But this the video I was hoping for

  • @demonarcher1661
    @demonarcher1661 11 місяців тому +2

    Question. After you basically done all the rankings for the Mario Kart Games (im guesisng youll do a seperate Rankings for Deluxe and its Booster pack Courses)
    You ever consider doing rankings for other Racing titles. (Im asking as someone who only really enjoys one Racing game being CTR Nitro Fueled)

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  11 місяців тому +2

      With 8 Deluxe not yet finished releasing, I’ve already done videos on all the Mario Kart games I’ve played extensively. I’d definitely be interested in checking out Double Dash, possibly 64 as well if the controls grow on me more after the one round of it I played the other week was a complete disaster.
      Haven’t really played any other racing games too much. Tried Sonic and Sega All Stars Transformed well over a decade ago and remember nothing about it, haven’t even touched CTR once in my life.

    • @demonarcher1661
      @demonarcher1661 11 місяців тому

      ​@BiffWeed noted.
      Thought it could be a neat idea after (if) you rank all the games from Mario kart. Especially since I actually prefer the CTR Remaster over most Mario karts.

  • @unclephillymya
    @unclephillymya 11 місяців тому +1

    6:06 BLASHPHEMY !!!

  • @starymon
    @starymon 11 місяців тому +1

    The grin on my face when I realized that finally there is someone else who doesn't like Kalimari Desert

  • @____David
    @____David 10 місяців тому

    Nice video! Will you do rankings for the other games in the series?

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  10 місяців тому

      I’d be down to cover 64 and Double Dash if I ever get into those. 8 Deluxe as well maybe depending on how much work that video ends up being when the BCP wraps up. Probably not the sprite games though, they’re not really on my radar.

  • @echoless3484
    @echoless3484 11 місяців тому

    Now you should make the ultimate mario kart 9 course roster!

  • @dominicjannazo7144
    @dominicjannazo7144 11 місяців тому

    Wuhu represent. Your bias is also my bias.

  • @OfficialCryoMusic
    @OfficialCryoMusic 11 місяців тому

    Super fun video as always Biff. Some choices i don't agree with here and there but hey that's how it works. Though, i couldn't agree more with the number 1 placement. Maka Wuhu is by a country mile my favourite course in all of Mario Kart.
    Absolutely wonderful course design, visuals, and music, one of the only glitches in gaming i can consistently pull off, and one of the most genuinely beautiful and nostalgic gaming experiences i've ever had with in final glider segment...
    When i was little my grandparents owned a Wii with Wii Sports Resort, and every time i went round you could never get me away from it. The Swordplay and Golf minigames especially i adored (for completely opposite reasons lmao). But the one minigame i loved more than any other was Island Flyover. Just being able to explore every nook and cranny of Wuhu Island and Wedge island for several minutes was some of the most magical experiences i've had with any videogame. We had the Wii for at least 5 or so years and half of my play time on Wii Sports Resort was likely spent just flying around Wuhu Island doing nothing in particular, not even collecting all the infortmation symbols in all the areas, which of course i did anyway lol.
    Unfortunately our Wii eventually started packing in and one day stopped working all together, and we didn't have enough money at the time to get it fixed. So that was kind of it, no more Wii Sports Resort for me.
    And then i got a 3DS a few years later, Mario Kart 7 being one of the first games i got for it. Honestly even without Maka Wuhu, 7 would still be my favourite Mario Kart game, it's criminally underapreciated.
    The game was great but i eventually played Maka Wuhu for the first time and from the get go it was already one of my favourites, so much so i would often end up time trialing it later on just to see how often i could pull off the lake glitch. But the really special part was, of course, the glider segment.
    That glider segment, while great on its own, brought back so many really happy memories of playing Island Flyover when i was younger, and for those brief 10-15 seconds, especially the first time i got to it, it really felt like i was there again, flying around this hoyous peaceful island without a care in the world.
    For providing me a way to feel that very specific, yet very special feeling once again after i thought it a long forgotten memory, i'll treasure Maka Wuhu forever as one of the greatest stages i've ever played that'll forever be a staple of my own personal gaming history, right there alongside Pandora's Labyrinth from Kid Icarus: Uprising, Bloons Tower Defence's Park Path, Literally every level in Sonic Rush Adventure, and yes, even Island Flyover.
    Bottom line, thanks Maka Wuhu and Mario Kart 7, you mean much more to me than you probably should-
    And who knows, maybe i'll get to experience Wii Sports Resort and Island Flyover again someday, i sure hope so...

  • @F.G_7even
    @F.G_7even 10 місяців тому

    Really good list, I think mario kart 7 has the best selection of tracks. IG toad circuit and Daisy hill are too high but also Justice for Kalimari Desert.

  • @benediktduckers1899
    @benediktduckers1899 11 місяців тому

    The game I would forget every track beside Waluigi Pinball, Luigis Mansion, Music Park, Dino Dino Jungle, Airship Fortress and the Rainbow Road!

  • @M2_Unknown
    @M2_Unknown 11 місяців тому

    Before the Booster Course Pass from 8 came through to give the game 10 more years of being alive
    This was the second Mario Kart game I play the most, second only to DS. Growing Up I think the thing the turn me off the most from playing this one is that there wasn’t any offline Versus mode like in DS, cause I usually love to play a 32 Non Stop All Random Tracks race stuff that you couldn’t do in 7, but I still have a ton of fun with this game since the track selection is amazing and the online was also good from what I remember
    Hopefully Maka Wuhu can make it to the Final Wave of the DLC for MK 8

  • @ArceusBowser212
    @ArceusBowser212 11 місяців тому +5

    I may be one of the very few that love Kalimari Desert, but I don't care. I LOVE IT IN MK7 and 8DX. Something about the track, asthetic, music, and gimmick of the train just hits me deep, so I have a huge soft spot for this track. Easily my favorite desert track in the Mario Kart series.

  • @milkshakedraws6944
    @milkshakedraws6944 11 місяців тому

    All behold The Great Banana! It is, indeed, real.

  • @Minigolfwindmill
    @Minigolfwindmill 11 місяців тому +3

    Sure kalamary desert's train is an awful gimmick but it IS a train so I think you're being a bit too harsh on it

  • @PARR-E
    @PARR-E 11 місяців тому

    11:06 I can see you watch Schaffrillas’s rankings too.

  • @vrrfux4626
    @vrrfux4626 11 місяців тому

    I live these non death battle video and i look forward to the eventual double dash video
    My only wish is that you wait for wave 6 of 8 deluxe so we can get the full package and maybe a new funky mode

  • @microwaved_fork1009
    @microwaved_fork1009 5 місяців тому

    never before have I been so happy to see Kalimari desert in last place.
    Screw. Kalimari. Desert

  • @VideoGameStarChannelSupreme
    @VideoGameStarChannelSupreme 11 місяців тому

    "This is the third game in a row to bring back a SNES Mario Circuit"
    Mario Kart 8: Alright, then have GBA Mario Circuit

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  11 місяців тому

      And then they brought back SNES Mario Circuit 3 in the booster course pass anyway so make that 4 in a row

  • @WarpStarVR
    @WarpStarVR 11 місяців тому +1

    Kinda bummed that Wario Shipyard isn’t higher up, being it’s one of my favorite courses in the franchise, but B-Tier I can vibe with

  • @aratherbritishdinosaur
    @aratherbritishdinosaur 10 місяців тому +1

    Hot Take: I think Koopa City is a better name. Growing up on MK7, I always pictured that this was where the Koopas actually lived, and that just added to the atmosphere for me. Neo Bowser City doesn’t sell that idea quite as much, and doesn’t roll of the tongue very well either.

    • @endstoneninja3845
      @endstoneninja3845 9 місяців тому +1

      You actually have a good point there.

    • @aratherbritishdinosaur
      @aratherbritishdinosaur 9 місяців тому +1

      @@endstoneninja3845 Thanks! I’m not quite as certain when it comes to the Wii Sports Resort Tracks either. The UK names are way too long (Wuhu Island Loop & Wuhu Mountain Loop) but on the other hand I have no idea what “Maka Wuhu” is supposed to mean. Your thoughts?

    • @endstoneninja3845
      @endstoneninja3845 9 місяців тому +1

      @@aratherbritishdinosaur for context, Maka Wuhu is the name of the central volcano on wii sports resort

    • @aratherbritishdinosaur
      @aratherbritishdinosaur 9 місяців тому +1

      @@endstoneninja3845 Ah, I see. In that case, I think it’s fair to say those names are better in the US. We still take the W with Melody Motorway though

  • @j7sportvideo24
    @j7sportvideo24 10 місяців тому

    I played mkds when I was little but never enjoyed it as much as mk7. I’ve played the hell out of this game since 5th grade. I still play it to this day.

  • @unclephillymya
    @unclephillymya 9 місяців тому +2

    This game has the best tracks

  • @chadmcdownbad
    @chadmcdownbad 11 місяців тому

    Mario Circuit 2 was my favorite in the SNES due to the fact that I lay banana peels or green shells on the ramp, making the CPU's have trouble going on that ramp

  • @hiilikepizza3197
    @hiilikepizza3197 Місяць тому +1

    That’s weird, he said “let’s start talking about the good tracks” even though he already was. Did something get mixed around when editing?

  • @JosephRiveraSantiago0617
    @JosephRiveraSantiago0617 3 місяці тому

    Do not mind me I will just keep a running list of the starter courses like Schaffrillas did.
    Uh... so far on Biff's channel:
    1. Toad Circuit (no not TOAD CIRCUIT, this is just toad circuit)
    2. Wii Luigi Circuit (It has ramps and Boost Pads, oh-ho-ho slow down, let's not get TOO crazy.)
    3. Figure-8 Circuit (It's no surprise that it is D-Tier. That course has nothing and it IS nothing. Just play on the Smash stage instead.)
    ...Schaff's right, this is a stupid f*cking idea, why did I suddenly decide to make a ranking of these?

  • @mariojordan9543
    @mariojordan9543 11 місяців тому

    Watching the place u put Kalamari dessert gave a a vicoous whiplash, but i will accept it cuz we are brothers of Wuhu Island

  • @nn17fi99
    @nn17fi99 11 місяців тому

    I think 7 has my favourite set of base game nitros

  • @MKWilliam
    @MKWilliam 11 місяців тому

    26:00 oh hey that's me

  • @datfilthycasualgamer4951
    @datfilthycasualgamer4951 11 місяців тому

    God I have so many memories of this game and I have to thank it for getting me into gaming which introduced me to so many stuff that I cherish to this day.
    As for the video itself it’s good stuff, I agree with most of these rankings except for Kalamari Desert, Wario Shipyard, Rosalina’s Ice World and the Wuhu tracks.
    Desert and Shipyard would be higher for me while Ice World would probably be a B-Tier. The Wuhu tracks would be S-Tier, just not as high
    Can’t wait for the 64, Double Dash, and 8 rankings

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  11 місяців тому

      Wait what I already put Ice World in B-Tier

    • @datfilthycasualgamer4951
      @datfilthycasualgamer4951 11 місяців тому

      @@BiffWeedOh fuck you’re right, my dumbass thought it was in A. My point still stands as it would be a couple spots lower

  • @jaisja6447
    @jaisja6447 11 місяців тому

    cool video, now rank every mario kart 8 deluxe track + dlc.

  • @tonygazso9027
    @tonygazso9027 11 місяців тому

    Great list! Hard to argue your placements. For me personally, I really dislike Music Park. I don't know what it is, but I hate that course.

  • @TonyFromWiiSports3541
    @TonyFromWiiSports3541 11 місяців тому

    FINALLY SOMEONE RESPECTS WUHU ISLAND

  • @bowserdude5998
    @bowserdude5998 11 місяців тому

    Can't believe you would slander the goated Alpine Pass like this, unforgivable

  • @JemarcusTheLamb87
    @JemarcusTheLamb87 11 місяців тому

    Piranha Plant Slide is my favorite.

  • @Typi
    @Typi 11 місяців тому

    WaCkY fAcT: The reason DS Figure 8 Circuit has yet to be remade isn't because it's too boring, it's because when the developers finished reworking it for 8, they deemed it too perfect for mortal eyes, as several of its developers had gone mad after play testing it due to it's perfection. They have since sunk down the only harddrive containing its files to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

  • @mariodededex
    @mariodededex 11 місяців тому

    I never Notice That There Is 2 Trains On Kalimari Desert!

  • @DanBottiglieri
    @DanBottiglieri 10 місяців тому

    Wow both you and Sir Musty gave the bottom crown to Kalimari Desert?! It was one of my favourite N64 tracks, probably tying with Choco Mountain but beaten by Bowsers Castle N64. While newer Mario Karts basically completely overshadow the simple N64 tracks, it still holds a place in my heart. Very contrary to you both, initially I actually liked the Mario Kart 8 one the least because it barely feels like the same track, although it has grown on me. Also I love the music, I was totally psyched when I heard it in Paper Mario. At least Schaffrillas has my back!
    I don't hate any tracks in Mario Kart 7 but I completely don't understand how you can think it's more boring than Toad Circuit, Luigi Raceway, Mario Circuit 2 or Bowser Castle I GBA.
    EDIT: Can't believe I forgot about my real Mario Kart 64 favourite, Bowsers Castle N64!

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  10 місяців тому +1

      Desert levels are always fighting an uphill battle for me, so Kalimari Desert not having anything about it I can say I like is way more detrimental than basic circuits being basic circuits. I tend to give those ones extra leeway since they’re supposed to be starter courses so I don’t expect too much from them, but even then I prefer the settings, music and layout over Kalimari. That goes doubly for the GBA Bowser Castles.

    • @DanBottiglieri
      @DanBottiglieri 10 місяців тому

      @@BiffWeed I have no idea why, but I share your disdain for desert tracks generally, the desert levels in DS, Wii and GC are all my least favourite or at least bottom 3 for each of those games, but Kalamari Desert doesn't feel the same to me (yes yes I'm aware how stupid it sounds for the literal track with Desert in its title doesn't feel like a Desert track to me). Very strange, I know.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 7 місяців тому

      @@DanBottiglieri It's not the same kind of desert, that's why. It's based on the mesa-laden wild wild west of North America, which is very different to the more conventional sandy deserts of North Africa and West Asia that most desert tracks are based on.

  • @dracoscorpio753
    @dracoscorpio753 11 місяців тому

    I like to see a crossover racing game 🎮 🏎 🏁

  • @SprainedSentinel
    @SprainedSentinel 8 місяців тому

    Look I’ll say this right now, you WILL have so much more fun with KD once you play in 8DX’s Booster Course Pass. I won’t spoil it here if you don’t know about it extensively, but it’s nonetheless, the best version of the track bar none.

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  8 місяців тому

      I have played the Tour version, I still don’t love it in that but it’s a definite improvement, and I can only assume the 8DX version is even better since it’s not held back by Tour’s mechanics

  • @zarasazealan5173
    @zarasazealan5173 11 місяців тому

    I agree with what he says with Koopa cape. Having it all underwater just makes it feel slow and boring

  • @kiwi_1037
    @kiwi_1037 11 місяців тому

    Is no one gonna talk about that ROCK ROCK MOUNTAIN is 28th??! 🤣🤣😭 you’re entitled to your own opinion but damn that’s a banger of a track with an amazing song to back it

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  11 місяців тому

      I’m surprised I haven’t gotten more shit for that honestly. It’s a good track just not one that quite fully clicks with me.

    • @kiwi_1037
      @kiwi_1037 11 місяців тому

      @@BiffWeed yeah I feel ya, it’s just one of my all time favorites, idk why tbh. It just clicks with me I guess and that song is a banger

  • @gojifanpat
    @gojifanpat 11 місяців тому +1

    Pre-Video: I Swear To Fuckin God, If Neo Bowser City Isn't At Least Top 10, I'm Committing January 6th 2, Electric Boogaloo.

    • @gojifanpat
      @gojifanpat 11 місяців тому

      WELL SHIT, LOOKS LIKE IT'S HAPPENING BOIS

  • @RedBoi1337
    @RedBoi1337 11 місяців тому

    You and Schaffrillas Productions should do a collab on Mario Kart 8 Deluxe whenever the Booster Course Pass finishes

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  11 місяців тому +1

      As much as I’d like to work with him on something, I don’t think he really has anything to gain from a collab, especially for as big of a project as the 8 Deluxe ranking will be.

    • @sullymcdaniel4901
      @sullymcdaniel4901 11 місяців тому

      @@BiffWeeddo you think you’ll do the booster pass in a separate video or all in one video?

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  11 місяців тому +1

      If I do a video on 8 Deluxe I’ll go all in and cover all 96 courses in a single video

    • @RedBoi1337
      @RedBoi1337 11 місяців тому

      @@BiffWeed Just thought it would be a fun closer since you both just so happen to be doing Mario Kart track ranking, but you do what you think is best

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  11 місяців тому +1

      I wouldn’t be opposed to it but I don’t think Schaffrillas even knows who I am, nor would he care if he did know. There would be no real benefit for him in a collab.

  • @Zy-pt2uz
    @Zy-pt2uz 10 місяців тому

    HOW DDI U USE WALUIGI

  • @kamsharkproductions8981
    @kamsharkproductions8981 2 місяці тому

    Schafflrillas will be PISSED

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  2 місяці тому

      He is the man famous for not respecting the opinions of other after all

  • @Anime_Stand_5
    @Anime_Stand_5 11 місяців тому

    People thinking Biff Weed was spending all this time working on the last 3 review videos he hasn’t done yet
    Psych, it’s all been spent rightfully on Mario Cart tracks 👍

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  11 місяців тому

      No don’t worry only half my time went towards the Mario Kart video
      The other half went to the holiday I was on

    • @Anime_Stand_5
      @Anime_Stand_5 11 місяців тому

      @@BiffWeed That’s great to hear, always happy to know when one’s able to sit back, relax and enjoy themselves
      Not all of life is dedicated to work with no breaks. We all deserve to take it easy and relax every now and again. Happy to hear you got to do that mate, good for you 😊👍

  • @Titanium1208
    @Titanium1208 11 місяців тому +1

    Based and red pilled or somethin’, gonna share this around like the last one 👍

  • @ETHAN-is3li
    @ETHAN-is3li 11 місяців тому

    Here are my personal rankings for all nitros:
    4/10 Tier
    * Toad Circuit
    6/10 Tier
    * Daisy Hills
    * Cheep Cheep Lagoon
    7/10 Tier
    * Shy Guy Bazaar
    * Mario Circuit
    * Neo Bowser City
    * Rosalina’s Ice World
    8/10 Tier
    * Wuhu Loop
    * Music Park
    9/10 Tier
    * Rock Rock Mountain
    * Piranha Plant Slide
    * Wario Shipyard
    * Maka Wuhu
    * DK Jungle
    * Bowser’s Castle
    * Rainbow Road

    • @ETHAN-is3li
      @ETHAN-is3li 11 місяців тому

      No 10/10 nitros, but I have two 10/10 retros. One is Wii Maple Treeway and the other is DS Airship Fortress.

  • @Kameron347
    @Kameron347 2 місяці тому

    It’s so sad that we can’t play this online anymore

  • @lollio64
    @lollio64 11 місяців тому

    The normal Gap Jump is possible but TAS exclusive.

  • @Nintendo_Emil_Gaming
    @Nintendo_Emil_Gaming 10 місяців тому

    Koopa cape is F- tier after the tube path.

  • @alonzo9940
    @alonzo9940 10 місяців тому

    Is there a link to that Waluigi mod or something

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  10 місяців тому +1

      I completely forgot Waluigi wasn't in this game at first so it being a mod never even crossed my mind when I was downloading footage. But I looked it up and yeah it was made by www.youtube.com/@PabloMK7. Their channel seems to have a lot of mod videos for the game on it so it might be worth looking through their uploads if you want to download anything.

    • @alonzo9940
      @alonzo9940 10 місяців тому

      @@BiffWeed Thank you for replying!