The Worst Animated Stories On Youtube (My Story Animated)

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  • @jarvis
    @jarvis  5 років тому +29522

    whats up coolvampires

    • @WhiteOut-
      @WhiteOut- 5 років тому +468

      *Helli Jarvis!*

    • @subzero.5725
      @subzero.5725 5 років тому +346

      hey jaravis you big stink haaha

    • @rebeccal9234
      @rebeccal9234 5 років тому +155

      Hi Jarvis!!

    • @junoc3263
      @junoc3263 5 років тому +452

      Please don't call unnamed fanbase that

    • @nbabackcourtmedia
      @nbabackcourtmedia 5 років тому +47

      Jarvis Johnson wassup G

  • @alexbennet4195
    @alexbennet4195 4 роки тому +3484

    STEP 1: Set up secret fake vampire cult
    STEP 2: Force new recruits to sleep in a coffin
    STEP 3: ???
    STEP 4: PROFIT

    • @raccoon3271
      @raccoon3271 3 роки тому +39

      Like the Underpants Gnomes from South Park.

    • @catwetterau8273
      @catwetterau8273 3 роки тому +16

      Make them hand over their wallets before they let you out

    • @CaliCosmicGal
      @CaliCosmicGal 3 роки тому +34

      Isn’t this Call me Kevin’s Sims 4 series?

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 роки тому +9

      Me forcing myself to meditate by making it fun like

    • @mollykircher3104
      @mollykircher3104 3 роки тому +1

      Sleeping in a coffin is the best dude

  • @proffesionalbusiness3743
    @proffesionalbusiness3743 5 років тому +3360

    'I have slightly pointy teeth'
    They're called your canines hun

  • @inkystars19
    @inkystars19 4 роки тому +2000

    That girl who tells the "truth" was literally a bully and spread lies, her mom had every right to stop her as a kid.

    • @cinnabonbon
      @cinnabonbon 3 роки тому +312

      I mean i can understand her telling someone else their hat looks like a nest if she was like 5 and couldn’t tell she was being mad, but her lying about someone cheating is just straight up bully material

    • @inkystars19
      @inkystars19 3 роки тому +24

      @@cinnabonbon exactly

    • @mangrovian1109
      @mangrovian1109 3 роки тому +32

      Yeah and they teaching these lessons to kids 😬

    • @Bobo-Nose
      @Bobo-Nose 2 роки тому +15

      @@mangrovian1109 Didn't they say in the beginning that the story is based on people learning the wrong lessons, pretty sure they *want* them to know the moral is wrong.

    • @rattersworld1016
      @rattersworld1016 Рік тому +4

      Yeah. WTF.

  • @rpgkingx3629
    @rpgkingx3629 4 роки тому +3235

    Zara: “I do have pointy teeth.”
    Also Zara: *shows flat teeth on the drawing*

  • @spudtasticsalad3668
    @spudtasticsalad3668 5 років тому +9683

    "I am embarrassingly rich" "i am TOO pretty" *DJ KHALED suffering from success*

  • @ardosplays3584
    @ardosplays3584 5 років тому +3857

    i love how the moral of the story is like " dont tell anybody your secrets because there's a chance they could be an honest person and tell everyone your crime for you to face what you deserve"

  • @mehmew7425
    @mehmew7425 4 роки тому +3862

    I love how the bullies look like 69-year-old men

  • @superoriginalusername.
    @superoriginalusername. 3 роки тому +449

    there was a point where I couldn't afford food but honestly this girl getting bullied for her gucci bag has things soo much worse :(

  • @keelymassar6139
    @keelymassar6139 5 років тому +2815

    "I'm too rich.. it's embarrassing.."
    Me: *drowning in student debt* Sure Jan.

    • @blacklightredlight2945
      @blacklightredlight2945 4 роки тому +21

      Q . Q
      Don't pin this on me.

    • @NameName-yj7lp
      @NameName-yj7lp 2 роки тому

      Exactly
      It’s a privilege. Fucking-

    • @moonxliqht
      @moonxliqht 2 роки тому +1

      marcia, marcia, marcia!

    • @hellgirl5000
      @hellgirl5000 2 роки тому +4

      Ok I just wanna say I’m happy to see someone else uses the phrase sure Jan lol 😂

  • @melissasmurphy4572
    @melissasmurphy4572 5 років тому +2055

    The girl in the I'm embarrassingly rich looks like a half peeled orange

  • @HopeCasias10
    @HopeCasias10 5 років тому +2852

    When a guy tells me hes into "real women" I scurry away because I'm really 3 owls in a raincoat and he musn't find out

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 5 років тому +28

      😂

    • @movedtoponko_official8706
      @movedtoponko_official8706 5 років тому +132

      Me, a ton of treefrogs in a terrarium:

    • @Jwilhoftstg
      @Jwilhoftstg 5 років тому +41

      ACTUALLY HAPPENED

    • @melodyhaviland9393
      @melodyhaviland9393 5 років тому +37

      Hope Sunshine i HATE when that happens

    • @amychi_
      @amychi_ 5 років тому +25

      -shit- I'm a cat in disguise, I never encountered that situation before but it might happen

  • @sidoniegabrielle269
    @sidoniegabrielle269 4 роки тому +328

    there was a girl in a mental hospital with me that did basically share a “i’m embarrassed bc i’m too rich” story. she talked about how her dad was the founder of a huge streaming site and she was like “i didn’t know on the east coast you’re not supposed to brag about being rich it’s cool to brag on the west coast i didn’t know :’(” and it was very weird to hear in group exposure therapy when everyone else had just shared a genuinely traumatic experience

    • @ChorusCory
      @ChorusCory Рік тому +14

      wow. so glad nobody did that at the one i was in

    • @gwest3644
      @gwest3644 Рік тому +2

      West Coast problems

    • @thallium.81
      @thallium.81 Рік тому +58

      West coastie here, she's lying, it's not cool to brag about how rich you are. She probably lived in a rich community or something.

    • @the_roman_emperor_fisheater
      @the_roman_emperor_fisheater 11 місяців тому +1

      thank god i wasnt there

  • @Paidnotspaid420
    @Paidnotspaid420 5 років тому +2308

    “THEY WERENT EVEN REAL VAMPIRES”
    Thats what your worried about. After you were almost buried alive your mad that they werent real vampires.

    • @balls6819
      @balls6819 5 років тому +9

      Burried? Lol

    • @Paidnotspaid420
      @Paidnotspaid420 5 років тому +9

      Imloth you know what i meant

    • @nyx2481
      @nyx2481 5 років тому +6

      @@Paidnotspaid420 Yes, Vampires are just.... Yeah

    • @vonfreakenstein
      @vonfreakenstein 5 років тому +4

      did i just see your comment in a boyinaband video

    • @dreamingdodo2207
      @dreamingdodo2207 5 років тому +3

      You're*
      You're**

  • @pastabiscuit
    @pastabiscuit 4 роки тому +3842

    Goth wannabe: These people are really secret!
    Their password: "cOoL vAmPiRe"

    • @blazer3756
      @blazer3756 4 роки тому +21

      LOL

    • @alabamaslammer3921
      @alabamaslammer3921 4 роки тому +10

      Quality pfp

    • @communistskeletonpiss
      @communistskeletonpiss 4 роки тому +57

      If she really wanted to find some goth kids just join your school's theatre club
      Source:am goth theatre kid

    • @NameLoading...PleaseWait
      @NameLoading...PleaseWait 4 роки тому +10

      Watch South Park: The Ungroundable season 12 episode 14 they explain that goths are different than vamp kids ..... go to this link of the goth kids speech stating the difference
      ua-cam.com/video/Co9rV6YlxkM/v-deo.html

    • @ellacarbery1488
      @ellacarbery1488 3 роки тому

      Omfg that pfp

  • @max.cr33p
    @max.cr33p 4 роки тому +3179

    Next Up:
    "I'm a healthy person. I wish I didn't have arms or legs."

    • @nickieisknittingtoomuch
      @nickieisknittingtoomuch 4 роки тому +14

      Just gonna sit this right here ua-cam.com/video/63W5Uj4bsp8/v-deo.html

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 4 роки тому +112

      They exist, they call themselves 'transabled'. Ya, I can't wait for the meteor either.

    • @evesey
      @evesey 4 роки тому +79

      @Leviathan for the most part most of the people who call themselves transabled don’t actually have BIID. most of them seem like they only want to be disabled because they for some reason hate being able bodied. the saddest thing about it is that them saying they are “transabled” takes away from people with actual BIID. and yeah of them may actually have BIID but from what i’ve read about BIID it’s rare and the people who have it go through great lengths to get rid of the body part they misidentify with. whereas most of these people just make “aesthetic” posts about how they want to be disabled. (sorry if this came off as angry, i’m not angry at you aha. this comment thread just reminded me of this and i’m just venting about how disrespectful I find people like this.)

    • @EvilRamin
      @EvilRamin 4 роки тому +9

      Next up: i wish i was pregnant

    • @evesey
      @evesey 4 роки тому +20

      @Leviathan oh it totally ok! i just want to inform people so that people with BIID know they someone who believes them and so that they aren’t associated with those people. (people who say that they’re transabled often are nasty people and i would hate for people with actual BIID to be associated with them.)

  • @dead_byte
    @dead_byte 2 роки тому +356

    I love the fact that Jarvis made a 2-minute long animated storytime about his bullying kink

  • @nikorucupcake2499
    @nikorucupcake2499 5 років тому +708

    “And i do have slightly pointed teeth”
    *left illustration closes up on the most curved/circular teeth ever*

  • @jackwilly456
    @jackwilly456 5 років тому +2187

    When you’re ego is so big you make a story called
    “I’m Too Pretty”

  • @HighCaliberGarbage
    @HighCaliberGarbage 5 років тому +1905

    Pixar better step up their game.
    First story had 10/10 lip syncing.

    • @Katiedid2040
      @Katiedid2040 5 років тому +27

      Pac Man turned into a ghost then possessed a wannabe vampire I guess

    • @m_e_nere
      @m_e_nere 5 років тому +3

      Oh it's you :0

    • @GlassesnMouthplates
      @GlassesnMouthplates 5 років тому +42

      Look at those expressions and fluid animated gestures too! Walt Disney wished he was this good before he kicked the bucket!

    • @idekxd6332
      @idekxd6332 5 років тому +1

      Lol wasn't expecting you to be here high calabier

  • @heavenlyjen
    @heavenlyjen 4 роки тому +291

    You actually finding the clip art of that coffin is hilarious

  • @jankkhvej434
    @jankkhvej434 5 років тому +2407

    "My Mom's Boyfriend Is Gay And Didn't Regret It"
    -title generator

    • @eucleiss-kfpspy9241
      @eucleiss-kfpspy9241 4 роки тому +35

      @butter BUG what?

    • @dedusmuln
      @dedusmuln 4 роки тому +28

      wow relatable

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion 4 роки тому +21

      Seems legit.

    • @leg4ci242
      @leg4ci242 4 роки тому +40

      Animated Story Title Generator
      I Was Not Ready For What I Saw A UFO And My Dad Found Me On Dating App
      Generate
      Instagram | Twitter | UA-cam
      made with 🤠by jarvis

    • @veggietale7207
      @veggietale7207 4 роки тому +24

      This suggests that they had sexual relations with their moms boyfriend I’m intrigued

  • @keke.the.maggot
    @keke.the.maggot 5 років тому +4975

    No one:
    Animated story titles:
    My boyfriend murdered me and put me in the freezer but I am still alive because I got pregnant

    • @Jensenrobinb
      @Jensenrobinb 5 років тому +246

      🤩😋😟😩😳😳😱*i ate five pounds of salt and now I eat bee larvae and I am a bŁúë whâłê*😀🤯

    • @zonahs5821
      @zonahs5821 5 років тому +204

      I tried to kill my dad but then gained 2000 million pounds but I became pregnant because I'm actually *GAY* GONE SCARY

    • @iderbatbayar7479
      @iderbatbayar7479 5 років тому +91

      The Netflix original

    • @foxiki387
      @foxiki387 5 років тому +43

      The unborn child was the horcrux

    • @maxiball
      @maxiball 4 роки тому +64

      😛😛😃😂😚🙂OMG I died and got pregnant when dead and when my baby was born I lived!!!!!😵😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😯😯😯

  • @coinwater8511
    @coinwater8511 2 роки тому +230

    Weirdly enough, my school actually did have a a helicopter come once. There was a big field by my school. One kid had an uncle with a helicopter, so he got permission to bring it one day and teach us about helicopters.
    But there's no way the school would let him do that every day. It actually caused a bit of a ruckus, but it was fun for me and the other kids who had never seen a helicopter up close before!

    • @daydream5120
      @daydream5120 2 роки тому +9

      That sounds so cool!

    • @coinwater8511
      @coinwater8511 2 роки тому +28

      @@daydream5120 it was cool and educational. Not gonna lie, I don't remember the educational stuff.... But maybe it sparked another kid's interest in being a pilot or engeneer or something idk.

    • @jennifervillalobos1505
      @jennifervillalobos1505 Рік тому +14

      One time In PE, someone passed out and broke their leg so a helicopter had to come n pick them up to take them to the ER

    • @lavinialadlass9432
      @lavinialadlass9432 Рік тому

      Neat!

    • @chillitheconqueror3567
      @chillitheconqueror3567 Рік тому +3

      That's so cool, my Helicopter had a school once!

  • @dansmileyface
    @dansmileyface 5 років тому +3292

    Nobody:
    My story animated: I’m a millionaire, I wish I ate garbage instead.

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 4 роки тому +11

      😂😂

    • @lydias376
      @lydias376 4 роки тому +25

      @leksos gru that alrady is one of there videos

    • @Mayorfoxia82
      @Mayorfoxia82 4 роки тому +66

      ugh i have so much money and im able to live in a good house and take care of myself
      i wish i was a homeless person that could control rats

    • @sonyathepeculiartreasure2640
      @sonyathepeculiartreasure2640 4 роки тому +7

      Lydia S are u serious 🙀

    • @ghostanimations3
      @ghostanimations3 4 роки тому +4

      you can eat trash though...

  • @LamWarp
    @LamWarp 4 роки тому +1070

    12:05 Is no one gonna talk about the fact that the account name is "blurryface_mcstealyoman"

  • @Gabby-wn7tr
    @Gabby-wn7tr 5 років тому +557

    4:13
    Wait, so she believes being pale is a vampire requirement? How would she react if a black person wanted to be a vampire?

    • @kittycatlover8000
      @kittycatlover8000 5 років тому +77

      Dude shush before she reads this comment, I'm disguised as the blonde dude that got arrested..... She didn't like the idea of a black vampire chick, so I did what had to be done.....🤣

    • @Rei-ul4gv
      @Rei-ul4gv 5 років тому +7

      THIS IS KINDA RASCIST

    • @mhopeless
      @mhopeless 5 років тому +13

      bercy is back :3 that’s not racist, the person who wrote the comment is just asking...

    • @deez747
      @deez747 5 років тому +2

      It isn’t though

  • @marucalawrence2802
    @marucalawrence2802 4 роки тому +452

    Me living in Romania like: “DRACULA AIN’T HERE GET USED TO IT”

    • @sas.tronaut5055
      @sas.tronaut5055 4 роки тому +55

      👉👈 when will he be home?

    • @kingbidoof7619
      @kingbidoof7619 3 роки тому +32

      @@sas.tronaut5055 well you see he is a famous hollywood actor being in as many movies as he is it's hard for him to get free time.

    • @HouseplantFish
      @HouseplantFish 3 роки тому +12

      @@sas.tronaut5055 he has been dead for a long time now... If you don't know what I'm talking about I'm talking about Vlad Tepes.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 роки тому +2

      @@sas.tronaut5055 that made me laugh way too hard

    • @-Ghostess
      @-Ghostess 3 роки тому +3

      @@HouseplantFish You can still visit the grave site since many treat him as a national hero through

  • @aeyenthelobster4858
    @aeyenthelobster4858 5 років тому +516

    19:19 "I'm a relatable american teenager who totally exists"
    seems legit

  • @artificiallightk
    @artificiallightk 5 років тому +701

    "I'm a relatable american teenager who totally exists"
    Oh, yup. Tots believe you, no problem there !

    • @theunicorn1167
      @theunicorn1167 5 років тому +15

      More like „I‘m a relatable american teenager with a medical conditions that causes my hand to both point to the right side and I totally exist.“

    • @turyabhatkar
      @turyabhatkar 5 років тому +1

      Totes*

  • @svnnyday
    @svnnyday 5 років тому +1972

    I dated my brother to pretend i was straight
    ACTUALLY HAPPENED

    • @adelaida5019
      @adelaida5019 5 років тому +112

      Sounds like something they'll post one day

    • @lechienjade7946
      @lechienjade7946 5 років тому +100

      SWEEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @adam3545
      @adam3545 5 років тому +4

      Wtf

    • @unicornfun3399
      @unicornfun3399 5 років тому +18

      Dayum Alabama calm down

    • @svnnyday
      @svnnyday 5 років тому +23

      I'd like to just clarify for anyone who thinks I was serious: I don't even have a brother lol

  • @gnashattack1
    @gnashattack1 3 роки тому +79

    "i learned the hard way, guys!"
    *runs away from all of her problems which she caused for no reason and never faced any consequence*

  • @banniebunnie1276
    @banniebunnie1276 4 роки тому +2261

    “I am the richest person at school and it’s-
    OUR FAMOUS MEAT LOVERS AT PIZZA HUT
    embarrassing”
    the ad’s timing is top notch

    • @raiden168
      @raiden168 4 роки тому +39

      IM DYING 😂

    • @baguettetete984
      @baguettetete984 4 роки тому +9

      Sksksk yesh

    • @rodeogirl135473
      @rodeogirl135473 4 роки тому +14

      I’m deceased 😂

    • @NameLoading...PleaseWait
      @NameLoading...PleaseWait 4 роки тому +8

      Nasty ass greasy pizza how do they manage to make it that greasy...some may say the meat some may say the cheese that may make it more greasy but I have gotten a veggie pizza no meat no cheese just veggies greasy as fuck it is like they infuse oil into the dough

    • @kingbidoof7619
      @kingbidoof7619 3 роки тому +41

      @@NameLoading...PleaseWait be careful what you say.
      Remember
      You can't out pizza the hut

  • @upupupuh3178
    @upupupuh3178 5 років тому +1722

    i woke up at the wrong time, i died and now I'm an angel
    ACTUALLY HAPPENED

    • @willowsparks8965
      @willowsparks8965 5 років тому +10

      Hyen Gemeniano wHAT a nICE sToRy

    • @nycto-gamingandstuff3230
      @nycto-gamingandstuff3230 5 років тому +3

      Hyen Gemeniano
      That’s pretty good

    • @yellowmello1223
      @yellowmello1223 5 років тому +4

      I died before I was born and reincarnated as the same person again.
      ACTUALLY HAPPENED

    • @hugokool8423
      @hugokool8423 5 років тому

      Hyen Gemeniano @ you

    • @Kris.krisis
      @Kris.krisis 5 років тому

      WAITTTTT STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS!!!!

  • @jesschillin8270
    @jesschillin8270 4 роки тому +1071

    "I am disgustingly rich"
    Boy you have no idea how much I want to be the daughter of Tony Stark

  • @AnthroFox99
    @AnthroFox99 4 роки тому +308

    Watch out Jarvis. My story animated has been starting shit with other content creators reacting to their videos.

    • @inkystars19
      @inkystars19 4 роки тому +7

      Really?

    • @sas.tronaut5055
      @sas.tronaut5055 4 роки тому +27

      I know this is old but I need the tea, where do I find it

    • @michigangarnet3804
      @michigangarnet3804 3 роки тому +21

      Jarvis made a video a while ago on Jarvis Johnson Gold about how they made a video about him drinking breast milk

    • @AnthroFox99
      @AnthroFox99 3 роки тому +8

      @@michigangarnet3804 it wasn't them that was starting crap. It was actually happened but they're gone now.

  • @yuhgetintoit6043
    @yuhgetintoit6043 5 років тому +4050

    my birthday is the day i was born
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @placeholderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    @placeholderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 5 років тому +562

    "My Father Forced Me To Revenge My Dad
    " -Generator
    bro what-

    • @ShadowWolf-rd1cs
      @ShadowWolf-rd1cs 5 років тому +1

      Whats the site?

    • @GrazoSmurf6400
      @GrazoSmurf6400 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @vanelly5652
      @vanelly5652 5 років тому +13

      Obviously her stepfather convinced her to take revenge on her biological dad

    • @GrazoSmurf6400
      @GrazoSmurf6400 5 років тому

      @@vanelly5652 r/woooooooooooosh

    • @vanelly5652
      @vanelly5652 5 років тому +13

      Grazoninja 6400 I was trying to be s a r c a s t i c

  • @esthermacky8067
    @esthermacky8067 5 років тому +747

    15:44
    *talking*
    *helicopter sound*
    “.. Jessica’s here”😂😂

  • @enbyspock
    @enbyspock 2 роки тому +84

    I love how Zara is speaking her story out while we're viewing it, like she's just sitting at her computer narrating what is happening in real time. imagine walking into a room and seeing that lmao

  • @bob8mybobbob
    @bob8mybobbob 4 роки тому +380

    "you see, I have this problem where I always tell the truth"
    *spreads lies*
    "And that is how my always telling the truth ruined my life"

  • @NeighborSenpai
    @NeighborSenpai 5 років тому +11615

    I'm the richest girl at school and it's embarrassing
    Weird flex but ok

    • @-maya-6498
      @-maya-6498 5 років тому +69

      Cielitos El Azulito chill sis

    • @cheesyquokka
      @cheesyquokka 5 років тому +17

      @@azulhidalgoherrera2845 nah b, already have B)

    • @rafalswiniarski3866
      @rafalswiniarski3866 5 років тому +10

      I FORGOT TO CH-

    • @azulhidalgoherrera2845
      @azulhidalgoherrera2845 5 років тому +4

      @@cheesyquokka oh ok, forget what i just said. Veins are too important for being cut

    • @cheesyquokka
      @cheesyquokka 5 років тому +25

      @@azulhidalgoherrera2845 I was making a little joke, sorry if that was rude. But yeah, I agree, I've seen some people who are legit going through stuff like that, but gladly they're alright now. Thanks for the concern tho, I was just stressed and I thought a joke like that would releave some of that.

  • @idioticpigeon2823
    @idioticpigeon2823 5 років тому +2460

    My grandpa is actually my son.
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @fishknees
    @fishknees 4 роки тому +647

    “I’m embarrassingly rich”
    Hmmm, I can help you with that. *Just pay me all your money and I’ll tell you how to fix it*

  • @kaylees1908
    @kaylees1908 5 років тому +1941

    My dad went out for milk 7 years ago and never came back
    ACTUALLY HAPPENED

    • @snoyuu046
      @snoyuu046 5 років тому +57

      Wow, that's amazing! My dad also left me but he went out to get cigarettes at the gas station instead of milk.

    • @septicsoldier2589
      @septicsoldier2589 5 років тому +52

      Have you checked the milk and cigarette isle? He probably just got stuck in a bear trap.

    • @Floompy939
      @Floompy939 5 років тому +23

      I’m surprised that there is no triggered feminists in the reply section😂

    • @whoever3441
      @whoever3441 5 років тому +10

      but that actually happened

    • @TheWeasel813
      @TheWeasel813 5 років тому +13

      “YOU SAID DAD WENT OUT TO GET MILK 42 YEARS AGO! HE COULD BE BACK ANY MINUTE NOW

  • @cyvader101
    @cyvader101 5 років тому +1329

    I was killed but I survived
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @nel_mp4
    @nel_mp4 5 років тому +6102

    *I’m rich and hate it*
    BOI IF YOU DONT-

    • @dryb0nesz
      @dryb0nesz 5 років тому +355

      I’m too pretty and rich **sigh**

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething 5 років тому +325

      @@dryb0nesz My parents love me and I can't deal with it 😢

    • @dryb0nesz
      @dryb0nesz 5 років тому +148

      Vincisomething omg I’m so sorry! 😪

    • @himinecraftbois395
      @himinecraftbois395 5 років тому +13

      Ha

    • @yup4021
      @yup4021 5 років тому +64

      I’m so Quirky a tragedy

  • @sherifflasso
    @sherifflasso 3 роки тому +60

    13:32 what I love about this story is that she didn't fool anyone with her IG account.
    Like, damn. She didn't pull the wool over anyone's eyes.

  • @grazielly-te2pf
    @grazielly-te2pf 5 років тому +1937

    My mom is the one who gave *BIRTH* to me!!!
    ACTYALAU HAPPENSHS

    • @coldrogue5234
      @coldrogue5234 5 років тому +131

      I had it worse, I found out that I was born from a human and not hatched from the egg of my neighbours pet chicken :(

    • @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91
      @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 5 років тому +35

      @@coldrogue5234 ok this made me laugh at 3am wtf xD

    • @grazielly-te2pf
      @grazielly-te2pf 5 років тому +5

      @@coldrogue5234 i'm cri 😔

    • @grazielly-te2pf
      @grazielly-te2pf 5 років тому +3

      @Sophie r u demon friend?

    • @noahslone4022
      @noahslone4022 5 років тому +2

      @@30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 for me it was 4 am

  • @parsleytheherb7505
    @parsleytheherb7505 5 років тому +296

    I can totally relate though like my dad takes me to school in his private jet everyday even when I tell him no. Like it’s so hard being rich NOBODY wants to be my friend even though I’m fraccin rich

    • @zekimse
      @zekimse 4 роки тому +4

      @a thing with legs r/whoosh

    • @Hannah-wn6pw
      @Hannah-wn6pw 4 роки тому +4

      @@zekimse They said it was a joke. Clearly, the joke didn't go over their head

    • @Bethanywi
      @Bethanywi 4 роки тому

      @@zekimse r/it'swooooshwith4o's

    • @moved.6963
      @moved.6963 4 роки тому +2

      zehra sivac 汚遺ど r/redditorsonyoutube

    • @icecreamsundd
      @icecreamsundd 4 роки тому +4

      I hate being that rich I wish I was poor

  • @9annax
    @9annax 5 років тому +799

    I sold my soul to cheesecake factory and now I'm slowly turning into a cheesecake
    Actually happened!!!

    • @ratmannnnn
      @ratmannnnn 5 років тому +13

      it's fitting that your profile picture is Ariel

    • @chrismclain2097
      @chrismclain2097 5 років тому

      555 likes

    • @ddgarza2112
      @ddgarza2112 5 років тому

      Ah dude as soon as I saw the word cheesecake my cravings just ahh.

    • @funnpunn_xox6969
      @funnpunn_xox6969 5 років тому +1

      Woah This comment has 666 likes

    • @bagoflesh
      @bagoflesh 5 років тому

      i'd do this

  • @letitiapogaceanu8248
    @letitiapogaceanu8248 4 роки тому +113

    4:51 if I hear one more person talk about "vampires in Romania" i-
    It's just a myth and a lie and it's all because of a dictator in the 1450's...
    (I am Romanian)

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 4 роки тому +9

      La fel si eu. Vlad nu e faimos din cauza luptelor sale impotriva otomanilor, ci pentru asta. Din cauza unui autor irlandez.

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 4 роки тому +1

      @Leviathan 🤦‍♂️

  • @cloudsiies
    @cloudsiies 5 років тому +1708

    I am mentally stable!
    *ACTUALLY DIDN’T HAPPEN*

    • @jenergy8725
      @jenergy8725 5 років тому +53

      LMAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD!!
      my dad just walked in and goes, "ComE oN, iT CaNT Be tHat fUNnY..."
      I told him and he's laughing his head off.
      Its been three minutes and he's still going strong.
      Lol thank you for making him laugh he was in a funk

    • @cloudsiies
      @cloudsiies 5 років тому +6

      Cray-Cray Potato aw thanks :3

    • @jasem1016
      @jasem1016 5 років тому

      IvyPool AJ dumb furry

    • @cloudsiies
      @cloudsiies 5 років тому +6

      SLEEK GAMER lol I’m not a furry XD

    • @discontinuedchannel4544
      @discontinuedchannel4544 5 років тому +7

      SLEEK GAMER Shut up, fortniter.

  • @thejummyjum6207
    @thejummyjum6207 5 років тому +564

    I breathed oxygen and nitrogen
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @DevZen0
    @DevZen0 5 років тому +566

    I died at 2 years old.
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

    • @rawrxD69
      @rawrxD69 5 років тому +4

      I mean that could actually happen, just revival with the paddles

    • @xenom3801
      @xenom3801 5 років тому +6

      actually, **ANTIVAX HAPPENED**

    • @sarojarya2806
      @sarojarya2806 5 років тому +1

      Seriously
      Then how are u talking

    • @xenom3801
      @xenom3801 5 років тому +13

      @@sarojarya2806 r/wooosh

    • @carillon42
      @carillon42 5 років тому +5

      anti vaxxers be like

  • @silent_one_of_06
    @silent_one_of_06 3 роки тому +49

    For the '' I told the truth to the wrong person'' video, she making herself look like she's innocent. How low can she stoop? Unacceptable!

  • @FinnValentineB
    @FinnValentineB 5 років тому +482

    6:20 *LOOKS LIKE YOU MISSED YOUR VAMPIRE MEETING TODAY. YOUR FAMILY IS ON THE LINE*

  • @saamil637
    @saamil637 5 років тому +1939

    MY DAD IS RICH
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
    No , really , my dad's name is Rich

  • @fluffyeevee383
    @fluffyeevee383 5 років тому +162

    "Oh yes. Being rich is *SO* difficult. Never mind the people unable to eat or be educated, nononono. I need everyone to know about MY problem that is being too rich in school"

  • @alinaberry7000
    @alinaberry7000 3 роки тому +37

    I like how she’s talking about how hard it is to be new and rich...Imagine being a 12 year old in a pandemic who’s dog died a week before her birthday and moved the day after her birthday, ignored being sad about moving, developed social anxiety and depression, have to PAY FOR COLLEGE BECAUSE IM NOT RICH, but still... being embarrassingly rich is awful too...

  • @HorrorGeek9
    @HorrorGeek9 5 років тому +526

    "I'm too rich.. it's embarrassing..." meanwhile people are facing actually real-life problems. Anyway, great video dude.

  • @mahasenwalid339
    @mahasenwalid339 5 років тому +795

    I was born 8 times.
    *ACTUALLY* *HAPPENED*

  • @randomcringeyyoutuber6750
    @randomcringeyyoutuber6750 5 років тому +68

    Also, she created an anonymous Instagram account, she photoshopped herself into pictures she took, WHILST THEY WEREN'T LOOKING, THEN blurred her face so they wouldn't know its her... WHY DID SHE DO ALL THAT? SHE COULD HAVE JUST BLURRED THE FACE AND SET THE GIRL UP!

  • @alinaberry7000
    @alinaberry7000 4 роки тому +162

    Hey Jessica, if your parents are rich, they could afford to get you a new haircut

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 2 роки тому +16

      or some better clothes lmao, a neon green scarf, purple belt and brown shirt and shorts is not a look, i guess all the money in the world can't buy fashion sense

  • @cpariona1
    @cpariona1 5 років тому +509

    Thank God, you posted. I was having a bad day.

  • @jemgamerandfx6246
    @jemgamerandfx6246 5 років тому +1583

    I was never born
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @jacknation1141
    @jacknation1141 5 років тому +336

    12:47
    Can we just admire
    how they’re just awkwardly
    feeling each other?
    -

    • @sach1460
      @sach1460 5 років тому +15

      That made me laugh so hard omg
      They're just- *f e e l y f e e l y*

    • @kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871
      @kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, i thought she was gonna talk about how she feel in love with this chick lol.

    • @puffyayaan
      @puffyayaan 5 років тому +1

      why does this message keeps changing because whenever i look at this comment its different

  • @skiingiphonebro119
    @skiingiphonebro119 4 роки тому +108

    “I went back in time and killed hitler but the copyright police said that I ripped off doctor who so I joined MI6 and took down the government and created a paradox so the world was destroyed”

  • @ninalovesandybiersack5321
    @ninalovesandybiersack5321 5 років тому +529

    My mom told me that grandma is her mother!
    Actually Happened

  • @greystudios333
    @greystudios333 5 років тому +130

    *"Got Eggs"* - *My new favourite pick-up line*

    • @1nthechmbr
      @1nthechmbr 5 років тому +3

      Grey Studios omg-

    • @BubbleLolli
      @BubbleLolli 5 років тому +6

      Girl who is on her period: ...I mean-

    • @talontorres2911
      @talontorres2911 5 років тому

      Grey Studios your gonna get slapped

    • @Duckybacca
      @Duckybacca 5 років тому

      _If you don't, I'll help ;)_

  • @cupcakexlindsay
    @cupcakexlindsay 5 років тому +407

    6:41 is no one going to mention the “vampire” girl on the left just not wearing pants or shoes?! 😂

    • @macandcheese3592
      @macandcheese3592 5 років тому +1

      cupcakexlindsay Lmao.

    • @imacupcake
      @imacupcake 5 років тому +30

      she is wearing pants but it’s hard to see it

    • @donutdog5326
      @donutdog5326 5 років тому +7

      There’s pants but it’s hard to see cause her skin colour is similar

    • @HarriWasHere
      @HarriWasHere 5 років тому +8

      That's modern society. Get used to it

    • @ramboraph4life643
      @ramboraph4life643 5 років тому +1

      cupcakexlindsay those are peach pants

  • @gwest3644
    @gwest3644 2 роки тому +22

    Imagine if the “vampire” group was actually just like a Twilight fan club or a group playing Vampire: the Masquerade or something, and this insane girl shows up actually thinking she’s a vampire

  • @graesce
    @graesce 5 років тому +183

    when the sign in his backdrop says “my animated lies”

    • @lydiab3039
      @lydiab3039 5 років тому +9

      This is so underrated.

  • @salt1272
    @salt1272 5 років тому +377

    I swallowed my iPad and my friend pushed me off a cliff
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @yiselsilva-alvarado3528
    @yiselsilva-alvarado3528 5 років тому +276

    I can't be a vampire because I'm Latina and we put garlic on just about everything.

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 5 років тому +11

      That's vampire discrimination for ya, people in eastern europe are like that

    • @leahballard9255
      @leahballard9255 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @owo-ky9rz
      @owo-ky9rz 5 років тому +2

      dude HOW I can't even think about garlic without gagging

    • @GrilledCheese_Master
      @GrilledCheese_Master 5 років тому +3

      I’m only half and I know it’s true

    • @theunicorn1167
      @theunicorn1167 5 років тому

      I‘m 100% vampire because I don‘t like garlic.
      After this vid I‘ve seen the clues.

  • @zeroslash2050
    @zeroslash2050 4 роки тому +15

    I feel like the rich story was one of the storywriters going "how absurd of a story could I write without anyone saying anything?" At which point, they made something stupid and nobody stopped them.

  • @Blueninja825
    @Blueninja825 5 років тому +1302

    I found out my uncle was secretly the twin clone of Hitler leading an army of Nazi Cyborg Velociraptors that are trying to takeover the moon and kidnap Kevin Bacon's cousin.
    Actually Happened

  • @chhr-ef3ps
    @chhr-ef3ps 5 років тому +113

    That last story was so relatable. I just hate it when I have to teleport to school.

  • @yoltsvalter
    @yoltsvalter 5 років тому +287

    My mom loves me and i hate it 😭
    So that's how rich kids choose.

  • @GrayYeonWannabe
    @GrayYeonWannabe 2 роки тому +46

    jarvis' story is so fucking funny. the animator did a gr8 job making it even funnier

  • @acorn_c0micss677
    @acorn_c0micss677 5 років тому +234

    20:47
    Damm
    Those bullies are so old..
    How long have they been bullying

  • @rydemk4168
    @rydemk4168 5 років тому +76

    I once told someone the truth and it ruined my life. Turns out that was a cop in disguise.

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 5 років тому +937

    Since when was being rich considered embarrassing??
    It's hard to sympathise that 'struggle' when you literally grew up wearing handme-downs

    • @sof7298
      @sof7298 5 років тому +55

      Star Cherry my friend’s family donated a lot of money to my school and their name is on a building. They are really embarrassed about it because they don’t like the attention I guess. I don’t really understand stand it.

    • @cymothoa.exigua
      @cymothoa.exigua 5 років тому +66

      I get it. I’m not rich by any means, but the kids in my class make fun of me for having a large house on a farm and other amenities. They call me things like “Rich kid” or tell me that I don’t have anything to be sad about even when I broke my fucking ankle. Even when my parents we halfway to divorce. I hate it.

    • @alias4795
      @alias4795 5 років тому +31

      If the story is actually real then they're just ungrateful or even unaware about how gifted they are

    • @etoatoummhmm6391
      @etoatoummhmm6391 5 років тому +13

      Alexys0706 dude at least you don't have to wear trash and eat shit, just ignore them and own your wealth.

    • @eamartig
      @eamartig 5 років тому +1

      Star Cherry It’s not

  • @catherineb196
    @catherineb196 3 роки тому +53

    “Know what? You look like a nest. Got eggs?”
    BARS

  • @raptorrrr
    @raptorrrr 5 років тому +666

    I was born from my dad
    ACTUALLY HAPPENED

  • @leafboy3269
    @leafboy3269 5 років тому +127

    “Zara’s been bamboozled by the worlds most adorable gang!”

  • @frkn3856
    @frkn3856 5 років тому +302

    My Story:
    "I dropped a Potato on the floor and it made me Pregnant"

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 5 років тому +14

      FRKN CHCKN
      *A woman dropped a potato on the floor. This is what happened to her womb.*

    • @myDickbiG
      @myDickbiG 4 роки тому +1

      too accurate

  • @jdtoaster9498
    @jdtoaster9498 4 роки тому +83

    “My brother chopped off my head rolled me up in a rug and set it on fire but he didn’t make sure I was dead”
    Actually Happened

  • @alena3146
    @alena3146 5 років тому +453

    I found out that my boyfriend is my brother and he is a zombie too
    ACTUALLY HAPPENED

  • @michaeltapia505
    @michaeltapia505 5 років тому +478

    My mom took form of a potato and my dad accidentally ate her.
    A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D

    • @kn-jt9dj
      @kn-jt9dj 4 роки тому +3

      This is top notch

    • @thelmd1347
      @thelmd1347 4 роки тому +3

      Don't give them ideas!

    • @quitequeerquesadilla
      @quitequeerquesadilla 4 роки тому +1

      PotatOS anyone?

    • @maggier4806
      @maggier4806 4 роки тому +6

      Have you heard of that Roman story where someone’s wife turns into a fly and they eat her so that they can be more powerful than her?

    • @thelmd1347
      @thelmd1347 4 роки тому +2

      @@maggier4806 Palpatine is that you?

  • @robertriley8534
    @robertriley8534 5 років тому +434

    I photoshopped myself into a photo of me and you and the crew that makes actually happened videos but I blurred our arms Cruz I don't want them to know whose arm was whose

  • @remish7717
    @remish7717 3 роки тому +25

    When I was like 11, I used to watch these channels because I was stupid and lied about my age. This video was the first “smart” content I found a few years ago. So I just wanted to say thanks while I’m revisiting it because this video showed me how stupid I was being. :)

  • @LostProxyNevermore
    @LostProxyNevermore 5 років тому +670

    “Every 60 seconds I’m alive, a MINUTE PASSES”
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

    • @ahumanperson8192
      @ahumanperson8192 5 років тому +50

      Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes, together we can stop this

    • @vanessacoriaconsani6403
      @vanessacoriaconsani6403 5 років тому +2

      I like your. Pic

    • @idi0t832
      @idi0t832 5 років тому +4

      @@ahumanperson8192 cha cha real smooth

    • @Green.Star_ks
      @Green.Star_ks 5 років тому +2

      Hum, yes, the floor is made of floor

    • @elbunko_
      @elbunko_ 5 років тому +1

      Your a copy of a meme.

  • @redacted3013
    @redacted3013 5 років тому +696

    "She could read me like a book."
    Jarvis: Must be an audio book.
    ENDED

  • @leoncrashed
    @leoncrashed 5 років тому +306

    I was born as a carrot dolphin hybrid.
    *A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D*

    • @subydyber4439
      @subydyber4439 5 років тому +6

      Aral Does Gacha I was born a bird snake hybrid
      *S N A G R E T H A P P E N E D*

    • @dewannabe8845
      @dewannabe8845 5 років тому +2

      Rofl

    • @Kris.krisis
      @Kris.krisis 5 років тому +2

      Oh that's the most of Gacha "Hated child becomes wolf phoenix bunny fairly god dog hybrid Princess" stories

    • @aikomaliako
      @aikomaliako 5 років тому +1

      Sounds like a Gacha story LMAO

    • @llcmr
      @llcmr 5 років тому +1

      Aral Does Gacha hated stories be like

  • @minecraftgirl8733
    @minecraftgirl8733 4 роки тому +25

    Clara:something absolutely terrifying happened
    Me: the headache your background is giving me?

  • @WoodsAreBeautiful
    @WoodsAreBeautiful 5 років тому +532

    I picked up a stick and became Harry potter
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @donnafields8276
    @donnafields8276 5 років тому +1229

    My boyfriend is actually my girlfriend but also my long lost stepbrother.
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @sidh1135
    @sidh1135 5 років тому +308

    My husband left me for another man and I was finally free to openly date my lesbian gym trainer
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @brookesdaze
    @brookesdaze 4 роки тому +155

    I'm so glad that the adventures of Gary can be my new obsession. Such a creative story, and it's even written by someone that's not transphobic! What content

    • @2nian
      @2nian Рік тому

      Perouz Haroutunian Jerry Michaud23