Imagine if the moss on your garden wall became sentient, grew to the size of a gorilla, and then made a chainsaw out of your dishwasher and tried to kill you with it. Thats the basic premise of orks.
I just realized - you can never lose when you play as Orks. Even if you "lose" you, as a Warboss, had the most fun fightin' and at the end of the day that's all an Ork cares about. A good fight.
"Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!"(C)
Basically the Vikings of For Honor. We never truly lose. We either win or we go to Valhalla and have a grand time either way! The fact that we win the war 90% of the time is a bonus!
The saddest part? That Imperial ship was probably 9,814 years old, with epic tales of it's adventures, stories of it's valiant service and crew aboard that can trace their lineage back to the day it rolled off the dock. That Ork ship was built, like, last Thursday.
@@DarkOmegaMK2 That ship could be that old, but it's not like the CREW are. Plus, the cutscene DID just say underestimating Orks is a death sentence. Now we've seen what happens when you do.
@@thebighurt2495 I guess if you underestimate your opponent in general something like that would happen, not just the green skins. But you're right, even if the crew was experienced, if the commander happened to be a moron, then it can't be helped. :/
I love how they're controlling this massive, technologically advanced (to us) behemoth of a ship, that can break reality in many ways and kill entire planets, with a wooden steering wheel.
I suspect that the crude nature of the Orks was a deliberate choice by the Old Ones. They were made to fight the Necrons and C'Tan, an enemy that will always outthink and outtech any enemy. The only way to fight that is to have no strategy, to be random.
I'm pretty sure it's actually just a safety switch. The more (Kr)Orks are in a Waaaagh and the stronger they are, the smarter the entire Waaaagh gets. When there's nothing to fight, they devolve into what they are now. Their strength roughly scales to the threat.
Alex Ye The way in which they get more organised and dangerous depending on what kind of Ork is leading them was probably intentional too. They can range from a small mindless horde that can crush a planet to a galaxy spanning well drilled empire killing force They can be moulded to fight just about anything but most of the time they just harmlessly kill one another and don’t have any grander ideals like the Eldar
The fact that the old gods made them to fight the robots, and when the robots were all gone they had nothing else to fight, so they just started fighting everything is so....basically the old gods forgot to put a off switch on them for when they finally defeated the robots
"organized into a primitive and brutal society, rooted so deeply in war that peace is utterly incomprehensible to them" lol the Imperium saying this about another faction
There's peaceful places in the Imperium, and they understand what it is, even if they mostly can't have it. Orks? If you tried to explain the concept of not fighting/being at war to an Ork, all you'd get is complete incomprehension. And a punch to the face, probably.
@@magni5648 even if the ork could understand what you're trying to explain to it, it would probably just find the whole concept of peace extremely boring
@@magni5648 There are actually some humans in the imperium that have learned orkish, mostly for intelligence purposes. But it's a very unpopular language to learn because (aside form it being a xenos language) it's a very ... physical langauge. And the humans that start learning it tend to get very upset about constantly having hematoma all over their body and regularily getting their bones broken and teeth punched out^^
To be fair, one could call a device that throws a continuous explosion in one direction (propelling you the other way) to be a gun, or at the very least, a very big and fancy flame thrower.
I think it's a nice touch that the Ork captain has a more wizened and serious demeanor than everyone else on that ship. He looks like the only Ork on the ship who actually knows what he's doing.
@@jack_jagger1 he just firmly believe he's doing better, and so does most of the krew, and by the way ork magic works then he's actually doing better than the rest by virtue of being believed in... ork tech magic is weird as fuck...
It's funny how they're shooting grots out of their cannons. They probably believe grots will make effective projectiles... and if memory of 40k lore about Orks serves... it'll work simply because they believe it works.
I think it’s more of the grots are too eager to get to fighting that they shoot themselves out of the cannons to get to the other ship faster Like storm boyz
I actually never felt like any ork group tended towards more intelligence, especially because all the special boy skills are gene coded. Oddboyz also tend to die rather fast so not much room to be real clever like.
"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn. And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude." - Uthan the Perverse, Eldar Philosopher
Other Faction: Oh no, our ship has been infested with chaos, abandon ship, kill all that has been corrupted Orks: Oh we've been attacked, it must be my birthday, so let's go into the eye of terror for more
Some Orks did that already. True story. Khorne keeps them as....pets of a sort, because they impressed him. They kill, die and are restored daily. God knows what they must look like now.
I remember hearing about some Orks raiding a Space Hulk (most likely trying to combine it with a second), and they were doing fine jumping around space, shooting at everything and anything at the same time. Then a Mekboy arrived and asked them why they weren't in any suits, and informed them there was no air in space for them to breath. They all suffocated within seconds after the revelation
+TymeTwyster Last I know. People talk about the Dark Crusade games, and they're good, but this game nails the flavor way better - especially where orks are concerned.
+Anony Mous Yeah showing the Grots being fired out of the ships gun battery in the beginning was dead on :) Who needs ammo when you have an infinite supply of minions
Funfact: Canon scripture literally says that if the Orks would ever bound together and unify, they could beat *all* other species *combined* . But they won't, they're orks. But it bears thought.
They almost wrecked the Imperium during the War of the Beast and has stalemated the Tyranids in Octarius so that makes sense. If the Orks reclaimed their legacy as the Krorks of the Old Ones then they'd be able to conquer the Universe.
Just kill their war boss and they will have infighting among themselves but as soon as they get a new boss........oh boi they gonna waaaagghhhhhh another few time until u kill the boss.........and they repeat the process.......
That’s true of every faction in the galaxy. If the Necrons fully awaken and unite they win, if the Tyranids gain enough Biomass they win, if the Krork re-emerge they win, if the Eldar can defeat Slaanesh and use their true reincarnation warp manipulation powers again then they’ll win. If the Emperor rises from the Throne or they find an intact STC the Imperium wins.
The fact that Greenskin ships even *work* is perhaps the greatest mystery of the galaxy. How their power plants are not in a constant state of meltdown is a question only the Omnissiah can answer.
They are they just turn the alarm off because it was annoying and because they d o nf hear an alarm that means the reactors oare working perfectly fine
Orcs just have religion and make it canon if they believe something will work it will. For example they believe red things go faster so when they paint stuff red it will increase it's speed.
+Alex13501 This is the cutscene that convinced me the single-player campaign was actually worth my time instead of just exclusively settling on the multiplayer. May be the best 2-minute summary of the race I've ever seen.
@@dark7element what annoys me is that the intro cutscene in the sequel makes them seem dull. the only interesting thing that happens is a cruiser exiting the warp only to crash into another cruiser
*"rooted so deeply in war that peace is utterly incomprehensible to them"* To be fair I really don't think that ANY faction in the Warhammer 40.000 universe is eager to have peace with another race, maibe with the esception of the Tau.
I am sure that many members of the Imperium want peace, but have come to the conclusion that it’s a pipedream, with so many enemies on their door step. Maybe now that one of the Emperor’s sons is in charge, that may change but I doubt it. If it’s not the forces of Chaos attacking, then it’s the Orks staging another Waaarh!
Primarch Vulkan With the Imperium, it’s understandable, as, possibly except for the Tau, every other faction wants to completely destroy it. That’s why the Imperium became such a harsh society, in contrast to the bright future the Emperor wanted originally. It was seen as the only way to protect humanity. Now that a son of the Emperor is in charge, that will hopefully change. He for one seemed to mourn the marring of his father’s dream. Ironically, it seems that the Emperor never wanted to be worshipped l, at least to the extent that his subjects do now.
@@WorldWar2freak94 the Silent King would literally agree to ally with the Imperium at the drop of a hat, and tried to do so in M31 with Sanguinius. In fact he's been seen wearing a mask that depicts Sanguinius's more angelic visage on multiple occasions.
"Fifteen Orks on a dead man’s hulk, Lookin’ down the barrel of a gun, Gruntin’ to each other through big, sharp teeth, Sayin’ “This one’ll give us some fun” Fourteen Orks on a humie’s ship, Killin’ anything that isn’t green, Gruntin’ to each other through big, sharp teeth, Sayin’ “Times be getting’ lean” Thirteen Orks with the Captain’s chest, Hopin’ to quench their greedy thirst, Gruntin’ to each other through big, sharp teeth Sayin’ “I was da wun dat saw it first” One lone Ork left to steal the loot, Wishin’ it hadn’t turned out so, Gruntin’ to itself through big, sharp teeth Sayin’ “I shoulda let the pilot go” - Traditional shipmens’ song from the Cyclops Cluster"
what i love the most about Orks is that they are the only ones in this entire universe that aren't constantly scared, depressed, or just miserable. these guys enjoy every moment of life as if it was a never ending thrill ride
Chaos worshippers are not necessarily miserable. It might not look like that from the outside, but they enjoy their life a lot. You need to understand that all of them joined chaos willingly.
To be honest, Orks are the only xeno in the entire 41st millennium that have FUN killing and getting killed... And generally, they are fun to watch, because they are the equivalent of a bar fight on the go... if they didn’t kill me on sight I would honestly befriend one, just due to his upbeat attitude... kind of like the zontarins from Dr. Who
If any of us fans would be reborn in warhammer 40k, so many would choose the orks! The only race that scoffs at the notion of the grimdark nature of the universe!
Tau doesn't seem too bad, assuming it's not the version of them all secretly grimdark by valor of tentacles and eldritch mindcontrol council of evil. ...Imagine if the Tau could convincingly work with the Orks, though. The control and unity of the Tau controlling the capital and supplying resources, the absurd warfare and raw power of the Orks on the front lines... They'd be unstoppable.
@@JacksonJinn Too pansy, what with the "no melee" hoo-ha what they got goin' on. And of course, the instantaneous yelling of "WHY YOU GOT LADY BITS ON YER FOREHEAD?!"
The best part is that the Ork glyphs on the breach of that gun read "Grot fortress". It's a deliberate attempt to capitalise on cowardly grotz trying to find somewhere safe to hide!
+Hyper "Bludy brilliant! Mekboy, get sum of em new splodey ships, and get sum new yella paint too. CUZ YELLA ONES SPLODE BETTA!" Famous last words of Freebooter Thick-Ed, shortly before embarking on his last voyage. May he rest in pieces.
@Blackfalk actually the reason their ships stay together is because the orks as a race have innate phychic power, meaning that basically if enough orks believe something works or will happen, it will. (Look it up on wikipedia)
You can be the most loyal servant of the Imperium, the most fanatical follower of Chaos or anything in between. But you gotta admit, Orks are just plan fun!
Samuel Love love the comment! But this is why I’m AdMech... I build LEGO and I can walk over them without pain (I actually find it more comfortable...)
+Toozday's Child Eh? you call that small ship orky? i call it un orky, it needs way more dakka and it's barely has any red paint on it to make it go faster, also maybe add more yellow rockets so that they can blow up better.
This actually makes the orks look really scary. They can muster up enough force through fighting each other that they go out to space and massively fight everything they come across just for more fighting fun without a care in the world for the outcome.
Theres a whole thing about that Hard to recall the name at this moment but I think it was the red gretchen? They took over and it's only them or something
Orks, violent to the core, relentless in their pursuit for battle, crude yet powerful ships ramming into imperial navy like nothing, and the closest thing to a religion they have is their firepower...but they do sing some catchy tunes.
+effigytormented It only adds 'Karaktur' as the orks would say. Besides, it's likely to get smashed to bits for the scrap to be built into something more Orky anyway
The Orks are honestly the most suited species to the galaxy at the time Other species fight for dominance or for protection or for glory. The Orks just fight because they like to fight. Honestly the way to defeat the Orks is probably to prevent them from going to war somehow
That's actually a good idea in theory If orks go too long without fighting they'll get bored and start fighting themselves Although when that happens orks release their spores upon their death so then you'd just end up with even more orks
Not really, Orks are very much the optimistic race. They believe that they win because they are the best, and if they lost they actually didn't and will just be back for another go at it. As long as the fighting was good and there was loot to be had, then that is what the Orks call a victory.
I dont remember where this ork quote was from I think it was warhammer fantasy. "Alright boyz da plan iz to win and not die. If you die, iz cause you werent follwing da plan"
KOS Gaming Channel Still doesn't change the fact the Producers/Publishers of this game could screw us over as the seem to be doing with Total War: Warhammer.
Mh yes they might, but please remember that these developers will give you from the start the original forces of the original boardgame. Imperium, Chaos, Orks and Eldars. Space Marines, Taus, Necrons and Tyranids were only introduced with the ARMADA expansion. They seem to be following the lore and the original game pretty well. If they want money for the other fleets, why not give it to them ? TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER is a fail from the start. Why placing Chaos armies as a DLC when the Empire Vs Chaos is the main friction and theme in that game ?
During the Great Crusade, many enemies of the Emperor and his rising Imperium were little more than speedbumps. Except the Orks, which gave the Emperor and his Astartes one hell of a fight and nearly brought the Great Crusade to a halt. An Ork Waaaagh is nearly unstoppable at a certain point, rivaling the destructive power of a Black Crusade or a Tyranid Hive Fleet.
Orks are somewhat less of a threat than the tyranids or chaos legions because even though an ork waaagh has overwhelming military power, it lacks the subtle threats of genestealer and chaos cults subverting their victims from within, cannot weaponize warp storms or use sorcery like Chaos can, and cannot coordinate harmoniously with dozens of other waaaghs nor engage in complex grand strategies like a hive fleet can. Orky straightforwardness is both their biggest strength and their greatest limitation.
I can just imagine Orks singing old sea chanties but made orky "Wat will we do wit da drunken warboss, wat will we do wit da drunken warboss, wat will we do wit da drunken warboss, in da mornin!"
A life of wars. Living on a space junkyard ready to blow at any time. Brutally opressed by their bosses. Got no chance of a different life... Happiest motherfuckers of all time.
This makes me wonder how Kaptain Bluddflagg and his Ork Freebooters were like in his own Ork fleet (plus the Space Hulk Judgement of Carrion) and how their life of raiding, piracy, and of course his WWWWAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! was like.
Conversation between Cadians: Captain: Status report? What’s attacking us? Chaos? Demons? Guardsman: no sir orks. Captain: orks came out of the eye, by the emperor. Guardsman: uh no sir. It seems like they are trying to get INTO the eye… Captain: why the hell are we stopping them? Let them through you fool.
The song mush have been: Ere we go, ere we go, ere we go. Ere we go, ere we go, cross the Kosmos. Ere we go, ere we go, ere we go. Ere we go, ere we go, throo infinity. Ere we go, ere we go, ere we go. Don’t know were we’re goin’ til we get zere.
"They are a warlike, curde, and highly agressive green-skinned Xenos race organised in a primitive and brutal society, rooted so deeply in war that peace is utterly incomprehensible to them" DUDE you just described the Imperium ^^
True, you can’t bargain with them traditionally. But if you point them in the direction of a big potential fight, they may stop their attack to head for it.
They wield impossible weapons, not through some great understanding of the universe, but rather their lack there-of... "I think, therefore I am" distilled into particularly violent creatures who can be best described as masters of simply existing, for God knows they can't simply be rid of...
+deceit109 A likkle green ship 'ad a likkle green Grot Pantin' an' sweatin' an' cursin' 'is lot "I wish I wuz in charge" 'e fought, "Den I'd neva 'ave ta work no more!" "I'd sit real pretty in da Kaptin's chair, Wiv piles o' loot so fine and rare, I'd sail da stars wivvout a care, And I'd neva 'ave ta work no more!" So 'e went to da Kaptin, all big and tuff, 'E swelled 'is chest out wiv a puff, And said "Now, see, I've 'ad enuff, And I'm neva gonna work no more!" Da Kaptin laughed a great big laugh, And bellowed down both fore and aft, "Boyz, dis Grot is awful daft, 'Cause 'e duzn't wanna work no more!" Well now dat Grot 'as learnt 'is place, Wiv scars and broozes all over 'is face, Floatin' throo da cold dark space But 'e neva has ta work no more!
Not willpower, but rather their collective psychic energies warp reality itself. Because of the nature of the warp, if enough people truly believe that X is true, then X will *become* true. Likewise, if enough orks believe that their ships will work, then by god the warp will bend physics itself head over heels to make it so.
Imagine if the moss on your garden wall became sentient, grew to the size of a gorilla, and then made a chainsaw out of your dishwasher and tried to kill you with it. Thats the basic premise of orks.
Lol
The MacGyver Clan of the 41st millennium.
Best comment ever XDDDDDD
@@user-bw4ec4bm2t I nearly swallowed my gum when I read *29 years ago* xD
but I agree, this comment about orkz is bootiful
I just realized - you can never lose when you play as Orks. Even if you "lose" you, as a Warboss, had the most fun fightin' and at the end of the day that's all an Ork cares about. A good fight.
"Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!"(C)
@@alexmelik4030 Running? that's very unorkish, ducking degenerate !
Basically the Vikings of For Honor. We never truly lose. We either win or we go to Valhalla and have a grand time either way!
The fact that we win the war 90% of the time is a bonus!
Orks don’t lose, they just fall back and hit harder with more bois, daka, and daka dat shootin bois.
Beautiful;u;
The saddest part?
That Imperial ship was probably 9,814 years old, with epic tales of it's adventures, stories of it's valiant service and crew aboard that can trace their lineage back to the day it rolled off the dock.
That Ork ship was built, like, last Thursday.
9k+ years of experience and yet they position themselves right in front of the giant ship with an abnormal amount of thrusters?
@@DarkOmegaMK2 That ship could be that old, but it's not like the CREW are. Plus, the cutscene DID just say underestimating Orks is a death sentence. Now we've seen what happens when you do.
@@thebighurt2495 I guess if you underestimate your opponent in general something like that would happen, not just the green skins. But you're right, even if the crew was experienced, if the commander happened to be a moron, then it can't be helped. :/
@@DarkOmegaMK2 "Hah, filthy greenskins. They can't even build proper ships! We'll show THEM the true strength of Imperial Ceramite!"
@@thebighurt2495 *fucking dies to green hooligans because "that pile of steaming feces" CAN plow through imperial / martian craftsmanship*
I think the orks are the only ones in this grim dark future having a good time.
them and some Slaneshies
You summoned us?
Yep, a race born just for fight for fun in a endless war universe, what's better for them...
Then there is Slaanesh patrol, who gets to do whatever they want to you before and after your death.
@@couldntthinkofanythinggood511
Bet their flowers carry STDs.
Truely, the greatest position a gretchin can ever achieve, is that of "Button Gretchin".
Better than the "shot into space for some reason Gretchin"
@@Troop3r666 Point defense system.
@@Troop3r666 those were snotlings
Living to the ripe old age of six months.
That or CPU for a Killa Kan
"We'z got a problem boss! The needle is in the red!"
"That's no problem. Red means faster!"
"THAN WE MUZT BE GOIN' EXTRA FAZT!"
*" 'ERE WE GOO BOOYYZZ"*
@@elitegamer9310 WAAAGH!!!!
"Oh shite you'z roight. We'z going even FASTAAAAA DEN EVAAA"
And the imperium needs the warp to travel faster than light speeds, pshh
*reality changes to make it true*
WAAAAARGH, HERE WE GO BOYZ, BRACE FUR IMPACT!
They may be humorous, but it should be remembered the Boyz came closer to destroying the Imperium than Chaos ever has
Yup. Sometimes brute force is just the way to go. The Orks have that down pat.
War of the beast?
역병으사 yup, War of the Beast
War of the beast was weird
@@Gamerguy826 TBF the beast did it not through brute strength, but rather through intelligence.
I love how they're controlling this massive, technologically advanced (to us) behemoth of a ship, that can break reality in many ways and kill entire planets, with a wooden steering wheel.
The steering wheel isn't even actually connected to anything, but it still works because da wheel makes da ship move.
Ork belief can empower all.
It's a ship so it needs a steering wheel!
If you put it like that, then most of our RC cars and quad-drones are actually controlled with just two sticks. 🤔
Ork ships aren't even technologically advanced- they shouldn't even be able to function, but do because Ork magic
I suspect that the crude nature of the Orks was a deliberate choice by the Old Ones. They were made to fight the Necrons and C'Tan, an enemy that will always outthink and outtech any enemy. The only way to fight that is to have no strategy, to be random.
Alex Ye That is literally the point.
I'm pretty sure it's actually just a safety switch. The more (Kr)Orks are in a Waaaagh and the stronger they are, the smarter the entire Waaaagh gets. When there's nothing to fight, they devolve into what they are now. Their strength roughly scales to the threat.
If we don't know what we're doing, there's no way our enemies will either.
Alex Ye
The way in which they get more organised and dangerous depending on what kind of Ork is leading them was probably intentional too. They can range from a small mindless horde that can crush a planet to a galaxy spanning well drilled empire killing force
They can be moulded to fight just about anything but most of the time they just harmlessly kill one another and don’t have any grander ideals like the Eldar
Or just think so far outside the box there's no box to even think inside anymore.
The fact that the old gods made them to fight the robots, and when the robots were all gone they had nothing else to fight, so they just started fighting everything is so....basically the old gods forgot to put a off switch on them for when they finally defeated the robots
The Orks were an unfinished product
The Old Gods are morons. :/
@@DarkOmegaMK2
So are the new ones...
@THE NEWMAKER
Like all the others...
They forgot to code the "End If" statement
"FIRE DA KANNONS, YA GROT!"
"Which kannons, Kaptin Goldteef?"
"WOT DO YA MEANZ 'WHICH KANNONS?' FIRE _ALL UV DEM!!!"_
followed immediately by every ork screaming "MORE DAKKA!"
This is true. orks really are the best.
I am pretty sure their ships have 4 modes: Off, Full Speed, Dakka and Full Speed+Dakka.
I’d be amazed if all weapons weren’t hooked up to just one giant button.
Da tru Orky saluushun!
"organized into a primitive and brutal society, rooted so deeply in war that peace is utterly incomprehensible to them" lol the Imperium saying this about another faction
There's peaceful places in the Imperium, and they understand what it is, even if they mostly can't have it. Orks? If you tried to explain the concept of not fighting/being at war to an Ork, all you'd get is complete incomprehension. And a punch to the face, probably.
@@magni5648 even if the ork could understand what you're trying to explain to it, it would probably just find the whole concept of peace extremely boring
@@magni5648 There are actually some humans in the imperium that have learned orkish, mostly for intelligence purposes. But it's a very unpopular language to learn because (aside form it being a xenos language) it's a very ... physical langauge. And the humans that start learning it tend to get very upset about constantly having hematoma all over their body and regularily getting their bones broken and teeth punched out^^
@@magni5648 No ifs or butts about it they would kill you for simply wasting their time.
The imperium at least knows what the word means
Orks physically can’t understand the concept
Wait! Ork ships don't have thrusters! Those are guns that face the other way
no that's not the drive thrusters those are the normal ones
To be fair, one could call a device that throws a continuous explosion in one direction (propelling you the other way) to be a gun, or at the very least, a very big and fancy flame thrower.
@Magni56 nothing is a weapon they are tooks that kill stuff
No the ship is a gun!
so does that mean that Ork ships have ship sized machine guns on the back of their ships?
I think it's a nice touch that the Ork captain has a more wizened and serious demeanor than everyone else on that ship. He looks like the only Ork on the ship who actually knows what he's doing.
The best part is that he doesn't have any idea what he's doing either. He just doesn't know what he's doing better.
@@jack_jagger1 he just firmly believe he's doing better, and so does most of the krew, and by the way ork magic works then he's actually doing better than the rest by virtue of being believed in... ork tech magic is weird as fuck...
Yeah when an ork gets too smart that's an issue, e.g. when it realizes it can't breathe in space.
If the Cap'n says he knows what he's doing, then you better BELIEVE he knows what he's doing
It's funny how they're shooting grots out of their cannons. They probably believe grots will make effective projectiles... and if memory of 40k lore about Orks serves... it'll work simply because they believe it works.
They are crossing the streams with Warhammer Fantasy and think it is an explody version of the Doom Diver Catapult.
Think its more of a point defense... The ork version.
and if orks believe it works it will work
@@dragongrandmaster they seem to warp the reality with their psyche.
I think it’s more of the grots are too eager to get to fighting that they shoot themselves out of the cannons to get to the other ship faster
Like storm boyz
Do not mistake their brutality for stupidity.
They are pretty stupid tho.
@@casperchristensen8354 they seems stupid but they are actually pretty intelligent especially the oddboyz
Noooo. Kunnin maybe, but not intelligent.
@@casperchristensen8354 still the oddboyz are the most intelligent member of their species
I actually never felt like any ork group tended towards more intelligence, especially because all the special boy skills are gene coded.
Oddboyz also tend to die rather fast so not much room to be real clever like.
"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn. And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude."
- Uthan the Perverse, Eldar Philosopher
You can't get depression if you are too primitive to contemplate life.
@@minhducnguyen9276 if you enjoy your job you'll never work a day in your life
@@E100Omega123 me and the boyz luv our jubs nothing like shootin grotz for them to appear inside a humie
Other Faction: Oh no, our ship has been infested with chaos, abandon ship, kill all that has been corrupted
Orks: Oh we've been attacked, it must be my birthday, so let's go into the eye of terror for more
Demons: hah! This ship has lowered its warp shields.
Demons trying to escape the ship: it's a trap! They actually like this!
Some Orks did that already. True story. Khorne keeps them as....pets of a sort, because they impressed him. They kill, die and are restored daily. God knows what they must look like now.
A fan of Tuska Daemon-Killer, I see
@@Bloodlyshiva they are probably close to the size of a Titan by now.
Awkward moment when you love killing demons so much that you spend your time "Fishing" for them with weird boyz.
"Mistah Snotty! Push da big red button!"
Johannes Hjortshøj I hear Captain Bludfang's voice with that quote...
J Wh
Thanks that was the idea :)
MAKE US GO FASSSSTAAAA
No no it was like this
OI GROT PRESS DA BUTTON
BUT WE WILL DIE
I DONT CARE PRESS THE FUCKIN BUTTON YA GLOSSY GIT
HERE WE GOOOOOO
"Okay boss!"
*Bashes his ead on big red button*
There’s no sound in space, but since when has common sense applied to Orks?
the only reason common sense doesn't apply to them is because they collectively believe it doesn't, or some shit like that
Imagine the absolute terror of hearing those massive horns in the distance. Like, there's no sound in space except if it's an *Ork's*
@@alzef1375 "Do you hear drums, priest Veruus?"
"Oh shit." - the last words of a many navigator, tech-priest, and Inquisitor."
I remember hearing about some Orks raiding a Space Hulk (most likely trying to combine it with a second), and they were doing fine jumping around space, shooting at everything and anything at the same time. Then a Mekboy arrived and asked them why they weren't in any suits, and informed them there was no air in space for them to breath.
They all suffocated within seconds after the revelation
You just will things into existence as an ork.
Holy Shit did these guys did the Orks right...
+TymeTwyster Last I know. People talk about the Dark Crusade games, and they're good, but this game nails the flavor way better - especially where orks are concerned.
+dark7element Da boyz would be proud.
+Anony Mous Yeah showing the Grots being fired out of the ships gun battery in the beginning was dead on :)
Who needs ammo when you have an infinite supply of minions
gretchins*
pretty sure for ammunition orks use prefer to use grots or snotlings over gretchins since gretchins are actually usefull for ship maintenance
Funfact: Canon scripture literally says that if the Orks would ever bound together and unify, they could beat *all* other species *combined* . But they won't, they're orks. But it bears thought.
Hmm, perhaps
They almost wrecked the Imperium during the War of the Beast and has stalemated the Tyranids in Octarius so that makes sense. If the Orks reclaimed their legacy as the Krorks of the Old Ones then they'd be able to conquer the Universe.
Just kill their war boss and they will have infighting among themselves but as soon as they get a new boss........oh boi they gonna waaaagghhhhhh another few time until u kill the boss.........and they repeat the process.......
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That’s true of every faction in the galaxy. If the Necrons fully awaken and unite they win, if the Tyranids gain enough Biomass they win, if the Krork re-emerge they win, if the Eldar can defeat Slaanesh and use their true reincarnation warp manipulation powers again then they’ll win. If the Emperor rises from the Throne or they find an intact STC the Imperium wins.
The fact that Greenskin ships even *work* is perhaps the greatest mystery of the galaxy. How their power plants are not in a constant state of meltdown is a question only the Omnissiah can answer.
They are they just turn the alarm off because it was annoying and because they d o nf hear an alarm that means the reactors oare working perfectly fine
Orcs just have religion and make it canon if they believe something will work it will.
For example they believe red things go faster so when they paint stuff red it will increase it's speed.
Nah, they think it would go even Fasta!
If my understanding is correct, it’s literally because they believe it’s working. So it just works.
This sold the game for me, in 2 minutes, they managed to perfectly sums up the race in a trully epic way. Great work, Emperor is proud.
+Alex13501 This is the cutscene that convinced me the single-player campaign was actually worth my time instead of just exclusively settling on the multiplayer. May be the best 2-minute summary of the race I've ever seen.
@@dark7element what annoys me is that the intro cutscene in the sequel makes them seem dull. the only interesting thing that happens is a cruiser exiting the warp only to crash into another cruiser
Im sure you mean it makes mork and gork proud
*"rooted so deeply in war that peace is utterly incomprehensible to them"*
To be fair I really don't think that ANY faction in the Warhammer 40.000 universe is eager to have peace with another race, maibe with the esception of the Tau.
The problem is that everyone (except Orks and Necrons for their own reasons) want to become a dominant power in the galaxy
I am sure that many members of the Imperium want peace, but have come to the conclusion that it’s a pipedream, with so many enemies on their door step. Maybe now that one of the Emperor’s sons is in charge, that may change but I doubt it. If it’s not the forces of Chaos attacking, then it’s the Orks staging another Waaarh!
Primarch Vulkan With the Imperium, it’s understandable, as, possibly except for the Tau, every other faction wants to completely destroy it. That’s why the Imperium became such a harsh society, in contrast to the bright future the Emperor wanted originally. It was seen as the only way to protect humanity. Now that a son of the Emperor is in charge, that will hopefully change. He for one seemed to mourn the marring of his father’s dream. Ironically, it seems that the Emperor never wanted to be worshipped l, at least to the extent that his subjects do now.
@@primarchvulkan4013 VULKAN LIVES! **STOMP STOMP**
@@WorldWar2freak94 the Silent King would literally agree to ally with the Imperium at the drop of a hat, and tried to do so in M31 with Sanguinius. In fact he's been seen wearing a mask that depicts Sanguinius's more angelic visage on multiple occasions.
"Activate da tellyporta Mistah Nailbrain! "
+Admiral Attila had to scroll to far for this :D
+Admiral Attila I like yer hat by the way!
Mork Sez
“Set yer Gitfindaz to Panzee!”
@Denam In Polish, it would make a pun :)
"Fifteen Orks on a dead man’s hulk,
Lookin’ down the barrel of a gun,
Gruntin’ to each other
through big, sharp teeth,
Sayin’ “This one’ll give us some fun”
Fourteen Orks on a humie’s ship,
Killin’ anything that isn’t green,
Gruntin’ to each other
through big, sharp teeth,
Sayin’ “Times be getting’ lean”
Thirteen Orks with the Captain’s chest,
Hopin’ to quench their greedy thirst,
Gruntin’ to each other
through big, sharp teeth
Sayin’ “I was da wun dat saw it first”
One lone Ork left to steal the loot,
Wishin’ it hadn’t turned out so,
Gruntin’ to itself
through big, sharp teeth
Sayin’ “I shoulda let the pilot go”
- Traditional shipmens’ song from the Cyclops Cluster"
+r3negade37 Thank you for putting this up.
+Brother Malachai +Jonathan Drvol Enjoy.
+r3negade37 I thought they were talking about Java coffee. These lyrics make a lot more sense.
is this an actual song from the lore back in table top?
I haven't played tabletop/gothic since i was in my early teens, and it was definitely printed in one of the official supplements.
what i love the most about Orks is that they are the only ones in this entire universe that aren't constantly scared, depressed, or just miserable. these guys enjoy every moment of life as if it was a never ending thrill ride
Tyranids are having an all you can eat buffet so they're happy
Chaos worshippers are not necessarily miserable. It might not look like that from the outside, but they enjoy their life a lot. You need to understand that all of them joined chaos willingly.
@@andreasecker4863Yes, Inquisitor, it's that person right there.
To be honest, Orks are the only xeno in the entire 41st millennium that have FUN killing and getting killed...
And generally, they are fun to watch, because they are the equivalent of a bar fight on the go... if they didn’t kill me on sight I would honestly befriend one, just due to his upbeat attitude... kind of like the zontarins from Dr. Who
If any of us fans would be reborn in warhammer 40k, so many would choose the orks!
The only race that scoffs at the notion of the grimdark nature of the universe!
@@Joawlisdoingfine for me? I will pick the necrons.
Tau doesn't seem too bad, assuming it's not the version of them all secretly grimdark by valor of tentacles and eldritch mindcontrol council of evil. ...Imagine if the Tau could convincingly work with the Orks, though. The control and unity of the Tau controlling the capital and supplying resources, the absurd warfare and raw power of the Orks on the front lines... They'd be unstoppable.
Earl Josh Beloria meh I prefer AdMech with Necrons a close second, Orks Third and everyone else as a NEVER
@@JacksonJinn Too pansy, what with the "no melee" hoo-ha what they got goin' on. And of course, the instantaneous yelling of "WHY YOU GOT LADY BITS ON YER FOREHEAD?!"
no ammo? no problem! load a gretchin!
Doer Rosales Gretchin are the ammo!
the gretchins freeze up mid flight and fragment upon landing on the humiez ships. it be brilliant
Hmm Shokk Attack guns would work bettah.
The best part is that the Ork glyphs on the breach of that gun read "Grot fortress". It's a deliberate attempt to capitalise on cowardly grotz trying to find somewhere safe to hide!
Ya see we orkz ar smarter den we look like.
0:45 Shooting at Orks is pointless, apparently their ships are constantly exploding anyway.
Ya see Ivork, da hummies, spiky boyz and da pointy 'eads ain't gonna open their dakka when yer ship 'splodes by itself!
+Hyper "Bludy brilliant! Mekboy, get sum of em new splodey ships, and get sum new yella paint too. CUZ YELLA ONES SPLODE BETTA!"
Famous last words of Freebooter Thick-Ed, shortly before embarking on his last voyage. May he rest in pieces.
Da Mekboyz haf ta keep wurkin’ to keep da ship flyin’. No un sed dat stuff nedder blows up in der face sumtimes.
@Blackfalk actually the reason their ships stay together is because the orks as a race have innate phychic power, meaning that basically if enough orks believe something works or will happen, it will. (Look it up on wikipedia)
@@yharleththegrandobserver236 so what you're saying is that because most (if not all) orks believe Red makes stuff faster they're actually for real?
You can be the most loyal servant of the Imperium, the most fanatical follower of Chaos or anything in between. But you gotta admit, Orks are just plan fun!
Imperium should stop building cruisers from lego...
Dracologist LEGO's a great boarding deterrent, nobody wants to step foot on it
@@samuellove9619 I...can't... breath...*gasp*
Samuel Love You should feel good about yourself.
Samuel Love you deserve happiness
Samuel Love
love the comment!
But this is why I’m AdMech... I build LEGO and I can walk over them without pain (I actually find it more comfortable...)
Dat's da Orkiest fing I've eva seen.
It's... it's bootyful....
+Toozday's Child Eh? you call that small ship orky? i call it un orky, it needs way more dakka and it's barely has any red paint on it to make it go faster, also maybe add more yellow rockets so that they can blow up better.
im shocked that it wasn't purple seeing as how none of the hummiez noticed it till it hit them
swiggity swooty
I understood that reference. (Sheds a single orky tear)
This actually makes the orks look really scary. They can muster up enough force through fighting each other that they go out to space and massively fight everything they come across just for more fighting fun without a care in the world for the outcome.
1:03
Are those Gretchins staging a communist revolution?..
HistoryBuff97 yeah because many of them hate orks😂
Theres a whole thing about that
Hard to recall the name at this moment but I think it was the red gretchen?
They took over and it's only them or something
Yup I laughed at that kinda like antifa
It’s the Gretchin revolutionary committee from Gorkamorka
Those are grot revolutionaries, led by the Red Gobbo.
Amazing trailer. The bellowing horn of the Ork gave me chills.
+Alsemenor Can't wait to batter the fuck out of Imperial bastards with a single, large WAAAAGH
***** Yeah I went back to Chaos anyway, Orks were underwhelming without resorting to Taunt spam cheese... back to lances ;) ;) ;)
+Alsemenor the last thing you'll hear before being rammed by an ork ship
YOU CAN'T HEAR IN SPAAAAAAACE!
Alsemenor IN SCIENCE FICTION ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE even though science proved there's no sound in the vacuum of space
Orks, violent to the core, relentless in their pursuit for battle, crude yet powerful ships ramming into imperial navy like nothing, and the closest thing to a religion they have is their firepower...but they do sing some catchy tunes.
Da Komittee!
Kommunist Grotz! Oh yeah that's a lovely little detail from Gorkamorka for them to put in! Nice one!
+Battybattybats DA RED GOBBO WANT YE!, FER AN´ EKUAL ROIGT´S OF LOOT FER ALL ORKS, GROTS, AND SNOTLINGS!! VIVA DA REVOLUSHUN!!1!
Dey gonna geet tau'ssed outa Deff Kopta dey is!
WE'Z REDIZTREBOOTIN' DA LOOT FOR DA MASSES, WE IS!
@@erwin669
Oy, oo said anyfing about da Tau gitz? ;p
@@WTFisTingispingis WOT?! GET BACK TO WORK YA GROT! OR DA ONLY LOOT YA WILL HAVE IZ A BIG SHINY ROCKET IN YAR HEAD!
1:26 such an epic horn *BWAAAAAAAA* *BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
+Tarn Don't you mean WAAAGH! ?
+Tarn Interestingly enough that is also the horn off the pain train. Green skinned bastages take anything that aint nailed down and on fire.
+Tanall And even then they'll just pry up the nails and put out the flames, after they started 'em. Nuffin' 'naff 'bout sum singed loot.
+effigytormented It only adds 'Karaktur' as the orks would say. Besides, it's likely to get smashed to bits for the scrap to be built into something more Orky anyway
weldonwin MOAR ORKY!
The Orks are honestly the most suited species to the galaxy at the time
Other species fight for dominance or for protection or for glory. The Orks just fight because they like to fight.
Honestly the way to defeat the Orks is probably to prevent them from going to war somehow
good luck for that.
Simple
Mind virus
Disable them all and they’ll commit seppuku
A ktann would be their worst nightmare since they can’t touch it
That's actually a good idea in theory
If orks go too long without fighting they'll get bored and start fighting themselves
Although when that happens orks release their spores upon their death so then you'd just end up with even more orks
Well in the dark age of humanity humans just used nano machines that tore things apart from inside out no fight whatsoever
As a great Ork Strategist once said "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! FASTA FASTA CHEW UM UP BOYS WHAAAAAAGHH"
When fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Of course, 'victory' is a pretty vague word for orks...
Not really, Orks are very much the optimistic race. They believe that they win because they are the best, and if they lost they actually didn't and will just be back for another go at it. As long as the fighting was good and there was loot to be had, then that is what the Orks call a victory.
I dont remember where this ork quote was from I think it was warhammer fantasy. "Alright boyz da plan iz to win and not die. If you die, iz cause you werent follwing da plan"
@@tombouric Sun Tzu said that! And I'm sure he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it!
Honestly this video perfectly summarizes why I love orks so much and what got me to choose them as my army for tabletop
1:03 Gretching Revolutionary Committee cameo :D
+Eduardo Rivera Gorkamorka?
+Doctalen I'm planning on voting for him but that made me laugh my ass off!
+Eduardo Rivera and that makes you understand that the people building the game are REAL fans of the franchise.
KOS Gaming Channel Still doesn't change the fact the Producers/Publishers of this game could screw us over as the seem to be doing with Total War: Warhammer.
Mh yes they might, but please remember that these developers will give you from the start the original forces of the original boardgame. Imperium, Chaos, Orks and Eldars.
Space Marines, Taus, Necrons and Tyranids were only introduced with the ARMADA expansion.
They seem to be following the lore and the original game pretty well. If they want money for the other fleets, why not give it to them ?
TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER is a fail from the start. Why placing Chaos armies as a DLC when the Empire Vs Chaos is the main friction and theme in that game ?
I love how they took out that Imperial battlecruiser completely by accident.
It's the equivalent of hitting a deer with your pickup. Just shrugged it off anyway
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
+Carl Miester WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
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+Carl Miester WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA
Part of me thinks "why has this not been made a movie yet?" and then I remember "Warcraft".
Be glade
Hollywood would ruin warhmmer
@@dimitriwarchief301 Not as bad as GW did
@@theloweffortchannel7211 Nuhammer surely is the gift that keeps on taking.
Imagine if some of the people looking for "little green men from space" suddenly ran into DEEZ BOYZ!
No matter what happens to the Orks, one thing is certain: They're living their best possible lives.
EVERYTHING should be wired up to a big red button. The harder you hit the button the faster you go.
The moment when the siren starts sounding and the motors go full power somehow manages to always put a smile on my face
Watched again 10 months later. Didnt remember this comment. Smiled.
Watching again one year later. Same effect💀
I love the thousand yard stare the captain has when the whole deck floods with the red light.
During the Great Crusade, many enemies of the Emperor and his rising Imperium were little more than speedbumps. Except the Orks, which gave the Emperor and his Astartes one hell of a fight and nearly brought the Great Crusade to a halt. An Ork Waaaagh is nearly unstoppable at a certain point, rivaling the destructive power of a Black Crusade or a Tyranid Hive Fleet.
Orks are somewhat less of a threat than the tyranids or chaos legions because even though an ork waaagh has overwhelming military power, it lacks the subtle threats of genestealer and chaos cults subverting their victims from within, cannot weaponize warp storms or use sorcery like Chaos can, and cannot coordinate harmoniously with dozens of other waaaghs nor engage in complex grand strategies like a hive fleet can. Orky straightforwardness is both their biggest strength and their greatest limitation.
They can use sorcery tho, weirdboyz and warpboyz. Ever heard of ”DA JUMP?
My loyalty is only to the emperor of mankind but damn never underestimate the orks
I can just imagine Orks singing old sea chanties but made orky
"Wat will we do wit da drunken warboss, wat will we do wit da drunken warboss, wat will we do wit da drunken warboss, in da mornin!"
Put 'im in a stompa 'til 'iz zova'
Put 'im in a stompa 'til 'iz zoba'
Put 'im in a stompa 'til 'iz zoba'
Erly' in da monrnin'!
"Do wut 'e sez or 'e smash yo' face in"
"Do wut 'e sez or 'e smash yo' face in"
"Do wut 'e sez or 'e smash yo' face in"
"Erly in da mornin' "
A life of wars. Living on a space junkyard ready to blow at any time. Brutally opressed by their bosses. Got no chance of a different life... Happiest motherfuckers of all time.
This makes me wonder how Kaptain Bluddflagg and his Ork Freebooters were like in his own Ork fleet (plus the Space Hulk Judgement of Carrion) and how their life of raiding, piracy, and of course his WWWWAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! was like.
Humans sent their cast offs and rejects into the Eye of Terror.
Orks sent their greatest warriors!
Of course they do, DEM CHAOS BOIS IS GOOD KILLINS!!!
Orks didn't send them
They all jumped in
Conversation between Cadians:
Captain: Status report? What’s attacking us? Chaos? Demons?
Guardsman: no sir orks.
Captain: orks came out of the eye, by the emperor.
Guardsman: uh no sir. It seems like they are trying to get INTO the eye…
Captain: why the hell are we stopping them? Let them through you fool.
The song mush have been:
Ere we go, ere we go, ere we go.
Ere we go, ere we go, cross the Kosmos.
Ere we go, ere we go, ere we go.
Ere we go, ere we go, throo infinity.
Ere we go, ere we go, ere we go.
Don’t know were we’re goin’ til we get zere.
Oi! Don' fergit ta menshon moar dakka!
Thats actually really catchy.
what about the first part about the barrel of a gun?
Looks like something Alfabusa would make.
+VindicareAssassin "There is a plot-twist you didn't actually see comming!"
+VindicareAssassin For Alfa? Basically replace the word "Orks" with "Alfa Legion" and it's the same thing. :P
Inquisitor of the Ordo Xenos missing the alcohol though
Im impressed with these narrators who can keep a straight face while giving context to the ork shenanigans
It's worth mentioning that Orks don't really use Gellar Fields, as I recall. The daemonic incursions are in-flight entertainment.
no they use it, but its... frickle at beast and many times weirdboy explode when demon invade throught him... but thats k orks like good fight.
A helicopter in a space ship. GENIUS!
when you realize the ork who shot his gun in the air hit the helicopter and caused it to crash
I never noticed that lmao 🤣
Same here
Other races: serious background story
Orks: singing and smashing ships
Mechanicus: "Your ships are a joke, they're barely flying!"
Mek Boyz: "BUT 'DEY *IZ* FLYIN', THO."
Honestly, without a doubt, probably the best intro to ANY incarnation of orks in the galaxy... almost felt the WAAAAAAAAAHG! Overcome me!
1:09 Lenin in the year 40000
Edit: thank you for 300+ likes товарищи ❤
Hahaha, Grot revolt!
Deathcoldan he isn't angel,but he made things far more useful than most of your presidents and monarchs,jerk
Seize da meanz of Dakka!
For da grate WAAAGH revolution!
Commie gretchins? Seems about right.
Just like the origial one, he looks short, ugly, weasle-like and dishonorale.
The Overlay explosions make it so comical its hysterical
"Red light iz blinking! Atlazt! Fun iz finally here Boyz!"
These things made by the old ones for war against the necrons, by the emperor the old ones made quite the species for war
The moment the Gretchin hit the red button I knew it was gonna get ugly, and I was so right :p
the second i both saw it and heard Spire mention it i knew
Orks are basically gamers. And odd boys are modders.
In the grim darkness of the far future there's only war.
Ork warboss : I'll take your entire stock
MOAR DAKKAAAA!!!!
+silvercat18 Woona likes Greenskinz?
+Brother Malachai She does!
+silvercat18 Good luck "controlling" them Woona. You're gonna need it. :P
WAAAAGH, WAAAAGH never changes.
Don't forget that humans got those guyz to sign a F**KING PEACE TREATY in 20K
Ere we go, ere we go, cross the Kosmos.
I know nothing about 40k, I started researching the lore yesterday and as soon as I heard about Orks. I was sold. These guys know how to party
*grechin slave steps on full speed ahead button*
Orc warboss: ay boys I found a snack for the sqigs
"They are a warlike, curde, and highly agressive green-skinned Xenos race organised in a primitive and brutal society, rooted so deeply in war that peace is utterly incomprehensible to them"
DUDE you just described the Imperium ^^
I don't recall humans being green skinned.
I dont think peace is comprehensible to any faction
0:31
"Peace is utterly incomprehensible to them"
Yea, that's EVERY faction in 40k, save maybe the Tau
It seems that all factions, with the exception of the Orks, want peace on their terms.
Orks: the only happy race in the 41st millennium.
Gork and Mork feed us enough war, WAAAGHHHH!
1:10 a bunch of Soviet Gretchin planing the revolution
Man , that imperial ship just got destroyed like a lego.
1:25
damn that horn does send chills
True, you can’t bargain with them traditionally. But if you point them in the direction of a big potential fight, they may stop their attack to head for it.
They wield impossible weapons, not through some great understanding of the universe, but rather their lack there-of...
"I think, therefore I am" distilled into particularly violent creatures who can be best described as masters of simply existing, for God knows they can't simply be rid of...
Pretty good for a sentient moss.
Let’s just hope they don’t believe that they’re unkillable because they would be all over for everyone except the orks...
Random Ork: Ughh, dis tub is hotta den a Squiggoth’s breath. I’m gunna crack a window.
In a human ship: everyone dies
In an ork ship: fresh air enter from space without nothing bad happening to da boyz
“Orks have a need for speed”
Me: RED GO FAST BOYZ WAAAAAAAGH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
We need orkz space chantz. Our gretchinz didnt work whizowt them, They like to sing a songz!
+deceit109 A likkle green ship 'ad a likkle green Grot
Pantin' an' sweatin' an' cursin' 'is lot
"I wish I wuz in charge" 'e fought,
"Den I'd neva 'ave ta work no more!"
"I'd sit real pretty in da Kaptin's chair,
Wiv piles o' loot so fine and rare,
I'd sail da stars wivvout a care,
And I'd neva 'ave ta work no more!"
So 'e went to da Kaptin, all big and tuff,
'E swelled 'is chest out wiv a puff,
And said "Now, see, I've 'ad enuff,
And I'm neva gonna work no more!"
Da Kaptin laughed a great big laugh,
And bellowed down both fore and aft,
"Boyz, dis Grot is awful daft,
'Cause 'e duzn't wanna work no more!"
Well now dat Grot 'as learnt 'is place,
Wiv scars and broozes all over 'is face,
Floatin' throo da cold dark space
But 'e neva has ta work no more!
1:25 Kaptin': Okay so our ship iz barely werkin and our boosterz might blow ahp...
ZOGGIN SMASH IT MR SNOTTY!
I understand the Orks are the only once haveing fun
but damm
this just made them REALLY terrifying to me
0:19
Ain't that the pot calling the kettle black
Leave an Ork in a junkyard and a titan is sure to walk on out
Orcs ships works becuse they willpower no joke it says in the lore of warhammer
Not willpower, but rather their collective psychic energies warp reality itself. Because of the nature of the warp, if enough people truly believe that X is true, then X will *become* true.
Likewise, if enough orks believe that their ships will work, then by god the warp will bend physics itself head over heels to make it so.
sounds like willpower in a nutshell to me
Willpower is a conscious effort. This is simply the subconscious act of believing that so-and-so is true.
oh. ok then
Ork tech is fuelled by "WAAAGH! energy"
They are the scariest race cause they not only don't give a shit, they enjoy the scenario there in and that makes them the strongest in my opinion
I need that song
Ork: "Ill kempt rust bukketz? Stupid git, me ship's healfy a zog!"
1:39 everybody gangsta till the orks start singing