This comment is if I took his number seriously. It's actually an overestimation probably. There is a lot of paperwork and witnesses have to also have seen your kill. The reason why snipers have so many confirmed kills is because they usually have spotters and such. Primarchs on the other hand do usually have a lot of people around them to confirm a kill but those people are usually in the thick of the battle and can't confirm the kills for certain. You also can't confirm a "batch" of kills. Each individual kill has to be confirmed. 300 million kills is enough paperwork to have to wait in the administratium until the 75th millennium.
Why do people hate Draigo so much? It's hilarious how trolly he is to Chaos. Everyone needs a thorn in the side, and after GW's treatment of End Times for WH Fantasy where they push the 'Chaos wins' button, fuck Chaos.
Actually I read an explanation somewhere that he is just using the warp the same way any demon does. He just believes in his God emperor and himself so much that the warp bends to him as it would any being with psychic energy and willpower. This is why everything goes back to 'normal' when he leaves because he isn't there to influence it. So in reality he isn't any more powerful than your average space marine psyker it's just he is so crazy high spirited that he can thrive in the warp. Still bullshit how he doesn't disappear though.
The trick of course being to drink enough to keep your buzz going but not enough to make you black out and do something stupid like swearing yourself to one of the chaos gods. Or worse, agreeing to get a handy from a daemonette.
You know what? In some bizarre and silly sense, getting absolutely smash-faced shit-drunk may actually have a purpose in surviving in the Warp. Completely diminishing, distorting, or destroying your ability to perceive the Warp and its sheer insanity might actually keep you sane.
***** Ehm.. MDMA is ecstasy, or atleast where i live they sell pills with MDMA in it as ecstasy (dirty cheap crap) tough you can get real MDMA aswell, sincerely a man with experience on the matter.
well yes the warp is based entirely around perception and belief therefore if you are out your nut and a bloodthirster comes up to you its gonna be a lot easier to believe that it isn't dissecting you when you cant feel anything below your neck
I will forever remember Leman Russ shouting "NEEEEERRRRRRDDDD" I imagine he was screaming the same thing on Prospero. "FUCKIN NERDS! NERDS ALL OF YOU! Where's the big red nerd!"
"Daemons of Khorne are gonna eat ya out like ice cream sandwiches once yer red rage begins." That is literally the absolute greatest thing I have ever heard. Thank you.
@@aeliaaeldyne3310 I mean, biting bloody chunks out of mortals and sex play are not necessarily exclusive acts to most daemons. So it's all semantics really.
Well technically speaking the God Emperor is literally related to his creations by the Genes starting from the Sensei, the Thunder Warriors, the Custodes and the Primarchs as his sons while the Astartes and the later Primaris are his grandsons. Please correct me if I'm kinda wrong 😅
@@Dalipsingh111111 if I remember right, Astartes call those within their chapter brothers and call those from other chapters cousins. So that means if their own Primarch is considered their father then by extension that would mean that the Primarchs (or fathers) of their cousins would be their uncles.
@@captainvalourous6668 i think technically Primaris would be Emps' great grandkids, since they were designed using Astartes dna theyre basically the Astartes' kids.
I like the characterization of Leman Russ as playful party animal (no pun intended). He was one of the more human of the Primarchs and by that I mean if a couple of gaurdsmen invited him to kegger to celebrate successful campaign he probably show up and be the life of the party.
side_burned with his brothers saguinus and vulkan, I can picture the scene right now, vulkan and leman are having a game of shot drink arm wrestling (vulkan holding back his full strength for fear of hurting his brother) while sanguinus is sitting with the officers having a chat
"I am Kairos, Vizir of Tzeentch. Ask me anything, but be advised - one head speaks the truth, - and the other lies -" *slurring* "ARE YOU A GENESTEALER??" "No. Yes." "I KNEW IT!" *jumps at his face* "AAAAH! NO! NOT THE FACE!!!" Fucking brilliant!!!!!
@@frankeast947 A Broodlord is a type of Tyranid, a race of Xeno-cretaures. Now this inquisitor was part of the Ordo Xenos meaning it was their dury to hunt down and kill any and all xeno-creatures in the Imperium, for example the Genestealers, a strange cult of humans worshipping the Tyranid-Hivemind. The "-kun" part is, as far as I know# a suffix in the japanese language expressing romantic affection. Conclusion: The leader of the Ordo Xenos would like to dance the matress-tango with a ripped alien-insect twice her size and thrice as muscular as an Astartes (Space Marine).
.....Wait. Badass Soldier Master of CQC Took a bunch of evil henchmen and turned them into a more neutral, but more efficient army. ......Leman Russ is Big Boss.
This generation has long lost the ability to perceive humour and must explain the most basic of jokes in the comment section because it makes them feel intelligent.
@@IEatSignificantAmountsOfAss Rogal Dorn, may his soul rest, didn't bother understanding jokes. For these lads, they must utilise the full combined power of their 3 brain cells in order to comprehend them, and then proceed to explain said comprehension in full detail.
"DRINK THE WOLFIN CHAOS!!!" I LOVE that line so much!!! I dont worry about taking some time to make these, they are some of the best vids i've seen on YT
Actually there maybe some merit to 4chanRuss' advice. If Warp Energies work like chemicals, poisons and diseases, taking small intakes of Warp Energy COULD promote better resistance to Chaos Even if it worked the casualty rates would still be very atrocious
WHAT IN THE WOF DID YA JUST HOWLIN' SAY ABOUT ME, YA LITTLE MILKSOP? I'LL HAVE YA KNOW I WAS THRONED THE TOP OF MY TRIBE IN THE KINGDOM OF THE RUSS, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS EXECUTIONS OF TRAITOR PRIMARCHS, AND I HAVE OVER 300 MILLION CONFIRMED KILLS. I AM TRAINED IN WOLF WARFARE, AND I AM THE TOP CQC EXPERT IN ALL OF THE IMPERIUM. YE ARE NOTHIN' TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER NANCY LIONLOVER BITCH
yeah the *gasp in fear* from the rest of deathwatch was hilarius if there are some one who dont need a reason to kill some one for talk shit about him will be wiout doubt the self proclamated emperor executioner leman russ
"You are the Heretic!" "No, you are the Heretic!" "No, you are the Heretic!" "No, you are the Heretic!" "No, you are the Heretic!" "No, you are the Heretic!" By the Emperor, does everyone know two girls that are like that when drinking? This seems to a universal meme.
I actually like Draigo, I don't see him as a Mary Sue as much as a troll trolling chaos chaotically. Just a bunch of sad Chaos guys getting sand kicked into their faces at the beach and I'm thinking 'That's what you get, finally someone who actively makes Chaos a little butthurt'. He's great.
+Mousemallow well, that's all well and good, but the problem with Draigo is that he's able to do shit that beggars belief. Such feats include carving his name on the heart of a greater daemon, banishing Mortarion, smashing Tzeench's crystal city to rubble, reforging a daemon weapon into his holy poleaxe and burning Nurgle's garden, all singlehandedly and while in a plane made of pure insanity with absolutely no drawbacks.
Eh, Mortarion was kicking his ass through most of the fight anyway. It was only until Draigo said Mortarion's true name (Aka. the one the Emperor gave him before he was thrown into the Warp), that he was able to severely weaken him enough to banish him/carve the name of the previous Supreme Grand Master into Mortarion's heart.
That absolutely adorable interaction between Leman and the Dark Angel Deathwatch Astartes is proof of why some traditions persist through thousands of years. Lovely attention to lore detail.
1:53 I thought Red Thirst/Black Rage was exclusive to Blood Angels and their successor chapters- WAIT a minute. Sisters of Battle are all women. Women have periods. Red Rage. Khorne daemons like blood. I understand the joke. Thank you Leman.
You know; the funny thing is that the VA doing that line did not realize just how horrible it was until he finished doing it; and then he broke so hard that he was freaking out and laughing while still doing the Russ voice
"Demons of Khorne are gonna eat you out like ice cream sandwiches once your red rage begins." as he's talking to the sisters of battle. Oml that is bad lmao.
DLCShadowHeart Lord of Domination I suspect it would involve tentacles, BDSM, futanari and being impregnated constantly, in short the average browser history of a porn addict
fulcrum 29 I forgot to put vore on the list, that and I said this was the average browser history of a porn addict, but I know that there are fetishes that are more unconventional but I don't get turned on by them so I didn't list them
@@dionwoollaston5717 Shit. I'm getting turned on from 'impregnated constantly'. Somebody should seriously do a Sisters of Battle Hentai or porno. Shit would be deliciously heretical.
Ordos Xenos: Are you a Genestealer? Head 1: No. Head 2: Yes. Ordos Xenos: I KNEW IT! (Attacks) I'm pretty sure Head 2's presence makes no difference to the outcome.
I swear to Man Emperor, you must have made and released this just for me, knowing I just got back from working a bullshit fundraiser for almost 8 hours. Coming home to find you uploading something is the closest I'll ever get to euphoria. Bless you, Alfa.
No you can keep hating them. They're all still piles of ignorant shits and probably have more innocent lives on their bloodied hands than anyone can count. They're just drunk now.
+Holy Inquisition of the Imperium of Mankind oh right now im sleeping inside the golden throne since malal has given me powers which seem to be that no one acknowledges your
I do have to admit that this particular video took way, WAY longer than I expected to make and I'm really sorry about that. I can also tell you that EP24 will be a long one, but at least it's a fair bit more simplistic to animate for the most part, so I can cover a lot of ground quickly with it. Next episode could almost be called the Dornpisode for the record. Take that for what you will! Also also, as it says in the title and description, this is the very first TTS Special. The point of Specials is basically to dedicate videos entirely around things that happen outside the throne-room, starring characters other than Emps, that still somehow affect the ongoing story. Suffice to say, there will be more of them in the future.
YEEEEES. Thank you keep these coming. they are amazing. On an unrelated note, what did you think about the dawn of war 3 gameplay assuming you even like the video games.
I love Zoran’s real reaction to when he realizes what he means by eat out. He’s so pure it’s hilarious and I feel a little like Custodisi. “Myeahahaha! Your innocence is PALPABLE!”
3:32 this is the point when Dominique passed away. His official last words are "Holy Shit, it's a cat man." Unofficially, it's "Would be easier in the warp if I had a sandpaper cigarette. SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME A SANDPAPER CIGARETTE, I'M DYING FOR ONE!!!"
I ws excpecting Karamazov to bring up Magnus and then Leman to go on a huge rant about how much of a NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Magnus is.
You mean simply, "Guilty is your plea", yes? ...It seems though that you've somehow implied his obvious heresy is...not heretical..THAT'S DOUBLE HERETICAL!
Name: Leman Russ Stand: 「Werewolves of London」 Destructive Power: E Range: A Speed: B Durability: D Precision: A Developmental Potential: C Ability: Water to Wine 「Werewolves of London」'activates this ability automatically any tie some form of beverage enters within a 100 meter radius of its user. Any beverage that enters the 100 meter radius immediately becomes a highly alcoholic drink. This includes anything that may not even be fit for human consumption (however it only applies if a person intends to drink it, otherwise it will remain the same). As such, any one drinking with the user becomes drunk. However, if anyone genetically related to the user drinks any form of alcohol, the second ability of 「Werewolves of London」activates. Ability: Hungry like the Wolf After drinking any alcoholic beverage, 「Werewolves of London」activates this ability, turning genetic relatives of the user into large wolf-like creatures. The speed of the transformation varies from person to person, with some people never transforming to some transforming within a matter of days.
He's pretty much the only reason I've looked into it at all. I still have trouble understanding what people see in 40k, but the Alfa Legion is funny enough for me to do the research just so I can get the jokes.
This is legit one of the BEST episodes here. Alfabusa you and your crew are brilliant. Dude, I sincerely wish more people watched this. TFS gets as many views as they do because DBZ is more well known.
Absolutely LOVE how the Ordo Xenos Inquisitor jumps at the Greater Daemon of Tzeentch :D Oh and great that she is still voiced by Habbia. Keep up the great work. 10/10 once again ;-)
LR: "Dorn! Its you where have you been?!"RD: "Building Fortifications... You?"LR: "Stuck in the Warp."RD: "Oh............"LR: ".........so...."RD:"..........yes...."LR: "Well this has been fun, we should do it again in another ten thousand years".
I can never love the original 40k lore, than this. Believing the Wolflord himself is making booze from the bits of his enemies, and pulling of righteous pranks on freaking daemons, is the most boss thing any primarch has ever done, ever.
Probly could handle the ale and got knocked out cold (also does any one know the music when that one grey knight yells "ssAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAssssssssss"
The guardsmen all turned into Sly Marbos and walked straight out the eye of terror, making all those chaos worshipping scum tremble like fetuses in a blender... Yes, equally as bloody.
+Crashskiller3453 Heresy, how dare you compare Sly Marbo to the corrupt and unjust gods way. He is more tuned to the right hand of justice by the Man Emperor of Mankind, you vile heretic. CALL DOWN THE EXTERMINATUS!!!
2:41 You know, I didn't notice this little tidbit until now. Russ says he's executed "numerous of traitor Primarchs." But none of the traitor Primarchs that rebelled during the Horus Heresy were killed by Russ. Alpharius was killed by Rogal, Horus was killed by the Emperor, and Konrad was killed by an assassin. However, there are two Primarchs left this could refer to: the "lost Primarchs." Meaning in the TTS universe, it's confirmed that the lost Primarchs are not only dead but that they were BOTH killed by Leman. Cool!
"I have over 300 million confirmed kills"
I feel like that is a massive underestimation
Those are just the ones when he was sober.
Yeah, kind of hard to confirm a kill when shit faced on Astartes-grade booze.
To be fair he said CONFIRMED kills as in the ones where there was a body left to confirm the kill.
and "confirmed" does not mean all of them ^^
This comment is if I took his number seriously.
It's actually an overestimation probably.
There is a lot of paperwork and witnesses have to also have seen your kill. The reason why snipers have so many confirmed kills is because they usually have spotters and such.
Primarchs on the other hand do usually have a lot of people around them to confirm a kill but those people are usually in the thick of the battle and can't confirm the kills for certain.
You also can't confirm a "batch" of kills. Each individual kill has to be confirmed.
300 million kills is enough paperwork to have to wait in the administratium until the 75th millennium.
"Are you a genestealer?"
"No" "Yes"
"I KNEW IT!!"
Best part of the video.
DRINK THE WOLFIN' CHAOS
INDEED
*attack scream*
"AAAH! NO! NOT THE FACE!"
"Lion for life, dogfucker."
@@sirshotty7689Nancy Lion Lover BITCH.
Female Ordo Xenos Inquisitor: “Broodlord Kuuuuuuuunnnnnnn”
Had me DYING
They wanna be genestealers
They want that hot genestealer gussy.
@@Phelan666 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
@@Phelan666 BOY!!!
Pretty sure she has a body pillow of a genestealer when she goes to sleep.
I don't remember recording this sober.
ZoranTheBear given the whole, “Red Rage,” thing, I’d be shocked if you were.
YE DRANK THE WOLFIN' CHAOS, DIDN'T YE
SKARBRAND HATES SOBRIETY!!!!!!!!
SKARBRAND ALSO HATES BEING DRUNK!!!!!! SKARBRAND WILL BE ONLY BUZZED, HE HATES IT SLIGHTLY LESS!!!!!!
@@1stcaptainraldoron538 The reaction to that line is priceless. ua-cam.com/video/qProQ5QUH9w/v-deo.html
Draigo, arguably the most hated character in the fandom, and arguably the most fun character in the series.
cheers
Why do people hate Draigo so much? It's hilarious how trolly he is to Chaos. Everyone needs a thorn in the side, and after GW's treatment of End Times for WH Fantasy where they push the 'Chaos wins' button, fuck Chaos.
Because not only is he an OP SOB who spits on the lore.
blaster23456 GOOD. Fuck chaos.
Actually I read an explanation somewhere that he is just using the warp the same way any demon does. He just believes in his God emperor and himself so much that the warp bends to him as it would any being with psychic energy and willpower. This is why everything goes back to 'normal' when he leaves because he isn't there to influence it. So in reality he isn't any more powerful than your average space marine psyker it's just he is so crazy high spirited that he can thrive in the warp. Still bullshit how he doesn't disappear though.
So, basically... The way to survive in the Warp is to get LUDICROUSLY drunk and troll the shit outta daemons?
...I can dig that.
You could also be supremely self-confident like Russ, ooooooor completely insane like Draigo
Draigo is not insane, he is Draigo! Also, he'll provide the HAMS!
The trick of course being to drink enough to keep your buzz going but not enough to make you black out and do something stupid like swearing yourself to one of the chaos gods. Or worse, agreeing to get a handy from a daemonette.
I was told there would be hams and toasters....
It's the wulfen way.
You know what? In some bizarre and silly sense, getting absolutely smash-faced shit-drunk may actually have a purpose in surviving in the Warp. Completely diminishing, distorting, or destroying your ability to perceive the Warp and its sheer insanity might actually keep you sane.
I think that's actually a great point...
Someone get this man to Holy Terra and have him tell them of his amazing idea! Sure he'll probably be called a heretic, but it might still work!
Isn't ecstasy more of a slaaneshi thing?
***** Ehm.. MDMA is ecstasy, or atleast where i live they sell pills with MDMA in it as ecstasy (dirty cheap crap) tough you can get real MDMA aswell, sincerely a man with experience on the matter.
well yes
the warp is based entirely around perception and belief
therefore if you are out your nut and a bloodthirster comes up to you its gonna be a lot easier to believe that it isn't dissecting you when you cant feel anything below your neck
"Skarbrand shall *STAY IN THE DOORFRAME!*
He hates it slightly less..."
[Inquisitorial Giggles]
Dr. Ariel Finch fucking MOOD
SKARBRAND HATES KNOCKING SOUNDS! SKARBRAND HATES ALSO GOING OUTSIDE! AND GOING INSIDE!
I never knew that i would grow up to be Skarbrand
Skarbrand’s life must suck. I never thought I would actually feel sorry for a daemon.
I will forever remember Leman Russ shouting "NEEEEERRRRRRDDDD"
I imagine he was screaming the same thing on Prospero. "FUCKIN NERDS! NERDS ALL OF YOU! Where's the big red nerd!"
Magnus trying to talk things out with him.
"NEEERD!"
Now I just imagined Clifford the Big Red Dog being ridden by Magnus the Big Red Nerd.
***** No because there is no such thing as too much liquid chaos to a Space Wolf
MECENCING
ALFABUSA NEEDS TO SEE THIS AND MAKE A FUCKING SHORT OF THIS!
"Daemons of Khorn are going to eat you out like ice cream sandwiches when your red rage begins"
*I spit up my drink*
*DRINK THE WOLFIN' CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
" Slurp "
I choked on my chocolate milk
Khorne doesn't care from where the blood flows. Only that it does.
A period only stops a sentence sister
"Daemons of Khorne are gonna eat ya out like ice cream sandwiches once yer red rage begins."
That is literally the absolute greatest thing I have ever heard. Thank you.
metalgear87091 unfortunately he doesn't mean sexually, he means they will literally bite a chunk out of their abdomen and eat whatever falls out
@@dionwoollaston5717 of course eheh...of course
@@dionwoollaston5717 the thing is, Zoran says "eat you OUT"
So it is sexually
@@aeliaaeldyne3310 I mean, biting bloody chunks out of mortals and sex play are not necessarily exclusive acts to most daemons. So it's all semantics really.
That seems more like something a Slaanesh daemon would do.
"You're still my uncle, right?"
That was actually insanely cute to be honest. We need more cuteness in the dark and grim and grimdark future. ♥️
I never thought of Primarch as uncles, but in a way, this is adorable.
my DONUNCLE! will forever be my name for Lemon Rust
Well technically speaking the God Emperor is literally related to his creations by the Genes starting from the Sensei, the Thunder Warriors, the Custodes and the Primarchs as his sons while the Astartes and the later Primaris are his grandsons.
Please correct me if I'm kinda wrong 😅
@@Dalipsingh111111 if I remember right, Astartes call those within their chapter brothers and call those from other chapters cousins. So that means if their own Primarch is considered their father then by extension that would mean that the Primarchs (or fathers) of their cousins would be their uncles.
@@captainvalourous6668 i think technically Primaris would be Emps' great grandkids, since they were designed using Astartes dna theyre basically the Astartes' kids.
Ordo Draigo is the best branch of the inquisition.
ColonialFungus all heretics will be HAMED
The only branch that is also a sun.
And a pirate
@@Vinicius9851 *NO SUN*
@@marsar1775
He ate a sun
I love how Drago is literally memes incarnate. Absolutely marvelous.
Every line in this show would make a great meme.
"Are you a gene-stealer?"
"No... Yes"
"I KNEW IT!"
I died
Ville Tågefelt why am I thinking about using as a meme?
I like the characterization of Leman Russ as playful party animal (no pun intended). He was one of the more human of the Primarchs and by that I mean if a couple of gaurdsmen invited him to kegger to celebrate successful campaign he probably show up and be the life of the party.
side_burned with his brothers saguinus and vulkan, I can picture the scene right now, vulkan and leman are having a game of shot drink arm wrestling (vulkan holding back his full strength for fear of hurting his brother) while sanguinus is sitting with the officers having a chat
dion woollaston
I miss Sanguinus....
@@Joawlisdoingfine we all miss sanguinius
@@dschlangoe6255 " sob "
@@dionwoollaston5717 As if Vulcan would be afraid of hurting one of his brothers. We've already seen him break Magnus' non-existant spine :p
"I am Kairos, Vizir of Tzeentch. Ask me anything, but be advised - one head speaks the truth, - and the other lies -"
*slurring* "ARE YOU A GENESTEALER??"
"No. Yes."
"I KNEW IT!" *jumps at his face*
"AAAAH! NO! NOT THE FACE!!!"
Fucking brilliant!!!!!
"Broodlord-kuuuun..."
I think that one Inquisitor is into some weird stuff tbh
Remember the Kairos part.
Inquisitor: Are you a genestealer?
Kairos Fateweaver: No. Yes.
Inquistor: I knew it!
RIP Kairos Fateweaver
Must...not...make...Inquisitor...joke...
Ah, fuck it.
*[[ DUMPY GRIMBO ]]*
@@ceasedesist9676 just ask if dogs are good boy's
Could you explain the "Broodlord kuuuun" line? I'm still learning about 40k
@@frankeast947 A Broodlord is a type of Tyranid, a race of Xeno-cretaures.
Now this inquisitor was part of the Ordo Xenos meaning it was their dury to hunt down and kill any and all xeno-creatures in the Imperium, for example the Genestealers, a strange cult of humans worshipping the Tyranid-Hivemind.
The "-kun" part is, as far as I know# a suffix in the japanese language expressing romantic affection.
Conclusion:
The leader of the Ordo Xenos would like to dance the matress-tango with a ripped alien-insect twice her size and thrice as muscular as an Astartes (Space Marine).
.....Wait.
Badass Soldier
Master of CQC
Took a bunch of evil henchmen and turned them into a more neutral, but more efficient army.
......Leman Russ is Big Boss.
I'm no evil henchmen
Whipping Toddler The Wanderer Wanker well to be fair, hawk boi is dead.
Yes but he's a Patriot so wouldnt that make him Solid Snake
Pretty much dadguinius is solid snake
@@whippingtoddlerthewanderer9588 Sanguinius vs Horus = ded
Leman Russ vs Horus = not dead
The Math doesnt lie.
I like how Leman used that meme people sometimes use on the internet to sound scary times a thousand... except he's actually telling the truth
It's called the Navy Seals copypasta btw
This generation has long lost the ability to perceive humour and must explain the most basic of jokes in the comment section because it makes them feel intelligent.
@@cynabrum So they're basically Rogal Dorn but less likable?
@@IEatSignificantAmountsOfAss Rogal Dorn, may his soul rest, didn't bother understanding jokes. For these lads, they must utilise the full combined power of their 3 brain cells in order to comprehend them, and then proceed to explain said comprehension in full detail.
But Rogal Dorn survived.
ORDO DRAGO PRESENT! WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS!
that was awesome... just for the fact that there about 6 Draigos
The Cosmic Sloth v
I AM ONE!!!
Can I have a ham
In the background “YAY!”
The dark angel apologizing to leman is quite wholesome in a way
I actually kinda expected Leman Russ to sing a parody of I'll make a man out of you, from Mulan
that..... has already been done (not by Leman Russ but by other parodiers) but woulda been great
Like a drunken Scotsman? :3
You meant "I'll make a Wulf out of you" ?
"Are you a genestealer"
"No"
"Yes"
"I KNEW IT!"
I rewatched that scene about 3 times, Buva is a comedy god.
"DRINK THE WOLFIN CHAOS!!!"
I LOVE that line so much!!! I dont worry about taking some time to make these, they are some of the best vids i've seen on YT
Those words are very much appreciated bruv!
Seriously, you guys sound like professional voice actors!
Actually there maybe some merit to 4chanRuss' advice. If Warp Energies work like chemicals, poisons and diseases, taking small intakes of Warp Energy COULD promote better resistance to Chaos
Even if it worked the casualty rates would still be very atrocious
[MECENCING]
+Christian Dauz Chaos strikes me as more like Radiation.
"Lion for life, dogfucker." Rekt.
WHAT IN THE WOF DID YA JUST HOWLIN' SAY ABOUT ME, YA LITTLE MILKSOP? I'LL HAVE YA KNOW I WAS THRONED THE TOP OF MY TRIBE IN THE KINGDOM OF THE RUSS, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS EXECUTIONS OF TRAITOR PRIMARCHS, AND I HAVE OVER 300 MILLION CONFIRMED KILLS. I AM TRAINED IN WOLF WARFARE, AND I AM THE TOP CQC EXPERT IN ALL OF THE IMPERIUM. YE ARE NOTHIN' TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER NANCY LIONLOVER BITCH
@@philiproe1661 Just stop breathing.
I can smell the ammonia from here.
I'm surprised Leeman knows about Deathwatch, considering he was probably already gone that time.
@@inkedseahear They did introduce themselves to him.
yeah the *gasp in fear* from the rest of deathwatch was hilarius
if there are some one who dont need a reason to kill some one for talk shit about him will be wiout doubt the self proclamated emperor executioner leman russ
Alfabusa, I know we don't probably say this enough to you but, we love you. Very much. *hugs*
I shall hug you right back bruv
We love you papa Alfa.
AAAAAAAAAAH so cute.
WHICH MEAN HERESY!
PREPARE TO BE PURGED!
Alfabusa is love, Alfabusa is life.
+Bruva Alfabusa I cannot hug, arms do not exist in my reality...
"You are the Heretic!"
"No, you are the Heretic!"
"No, you are the Heretic!"
"No, you are the Heretic!"
"No, you are the Heretic!"
"No, you are the Heretic!"
By the Emperor, does everyone know two girls that are like that when drinking? This seems to a universal meme.
Yup
If only girls...
*turns into tzeench for 6 seconds*
ORDO DRAIGO PRESENT.
WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS.
WAR HAMS
I think this channels survival odds just increased by 45 wolves.
Also, sååååååås.
I don't get the sååååååås bits....
+donbionicle Im pretty sure he isnt referencing anything in particular. But its swedish for sauce.
Ohhhh, I don't sprekin' ze swedish. Thankees!
SoS jokes. Classic YTP.
+Bier “Bierbart12” Bart Yeah, its probably a reference to that to. But he says it like såååååås.
Brilliant as always. We need more Draigo though, shits hilarious with him Mary sueing around.
But there is the Ordo Draigo ! They will provide the hams !
Draigo is pretty cool and I heard his voice actor has a massive dingus
I actually like Draigo, I don't see him as a Mary Sue as much as a troll trolling chaos chaotically. Just a bunch of sad Chaos guys getting sand kicked into their faces at the beach and I'm thinking 'That's what you get, finally someone who actively makes Chaos a little butthurt'. He's great.
+Mousemallow well, that's all well and good, but the problem with Draigo is that he's able to do shit that beggars belief. Such feats include carving his name on the heart of a greater daemon, banishing Mortarion, smashing Tzeench's crystal city to rubble, reforging a daemon weapon into his holy poleaxe and burning Nurgle's garden, all singlehandedly and while in a plane made of pure insanity with absolutely no drawbacks.
Eh, Mortarion was kicking his ass through most of the fight anyway. It was only until Draigo said Mortarion's true name (Aka. the one the Emperor gave him before he was thrown into the Warp), that he was able to severely weaken him enough to banish him/carve the name of the previous Supreme Grand Master into Mortarion's heart.
2:34 A parody of the Navy Seals copypasta complete with a Kevin MacLeod song as background.
This is the true raw power of the Internet.
That dark angel got some balls tho.
the dank angel
the drunk angel
REPRESENT
*Dank Angel
Yea, for a FILTHY TRAITOR!
HAIL TO THE FALLEN!
That absolutely adorable interaction between Leman and the Dark Angel Deathwatch Astartes is proof of why some traditions persist through thousands of years. Lovely attention to lore detail.
Fuck recaf
1:53 I thought Red Thirst/Black Rage was exclusive to Blood Angels and their successor chapters- WAIT a minute.
Sisters of Battle are all women.
Women have periods.
Red Rage.
Khorne daemons like blood.
I understand the joke.
Thank you Leman.
Renektonisbae thanks for the explanation
P E R I O D S
GET IT?
You know; the funny thing is that the VA doing that line did not realize just how horrible it was until he finished doing it; and then he broke so hard that he was freaking out and laughing while still doing the Russ voice
I'm widdit
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"Are you a genestealer?" "No. Yes" "I knew it!" greatest thing ever Alfa!
"Demons of Khorne are gonna eat you out like ice cream sandwiches once your red rage begins." as he's talking to the sisters of battle. Oml that is bad lmao.
Imagine what Slaaneshi Daemonettes would do.
DLCShadowHeart Lord of Domination I suspect it would involve tentacles, BDSM, futanari and being impregnated constantly, in short the average browser history of a porn addict
@@dionwoollaston5717 that's just the "light" part of it
fulcrum 29 I forgot to put vore on the list, that and I said this was the average browser history of a porn addict, but I know that there are fetishes that are more unconventional but I don't get turned on by them so I didn't list them
@@dionwoollaston5717 Shit. I'm getting turned on from 'impregnated constantly'. Somebody should seriously do a Sisters of Battle Hentai or porno. Shit would be deliciously heretical.
I feel like one day some company is gonna make an energy drink and use "DRINK THE WOLF'N CHAOS" as the slogan
Ordos Xenos: Are you a Genestealer?
Head 1: No.
Head 2: Yes.
Ordos Xenos: I KNEW IT! (Attacks)
I'm pretty sure Head 2's presence makes no difference to the outcome.
SÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅS
that seems to pass by me on what it means but i still laughed
I think it's supposed to mean "sauce" but I'm not sure.
Also, BROODLORD-KUUUUUN~...
+Lord Smilla it's probably a lolrandom monent like those YTP videos
+Trestkon Prolly. Keep up the interrogations!
Love how Calato (Deathwatch represent) just follows Leman around after getting drunk. I find it cute!
You're still my uncle!
-Yes I'm still your uncle.
too cute.
@@KingLich451 I love that it shows that he probably did know that it was the old lion vs space wolfs rivalry acting up and it's adorable after wards
He loves his uncle
I swear to Man Emperor, you must have made and released this just for me, knowing I just got back from working a bullshit fundraiser for almost 8 hours.
Coming home to find you uploading something is the closest I'll ever get to euphoria.
Bless you, Alfa.
No you can keep hating them. They're all still piles of ignorant shits and probably have more innocent lives on their bloodied hands than anyone can count. They're just drunk now.
Ye sound as browbeaten as a rookie Guardsman.
you could always do drugs. those tend to induce a state of euphoria.
Commissar_Dan YOU GET NOTHING
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.
The amount of Heresy™ in this warp vision is staggering.
~ Sincerely, The Inquisition
i fucked a dark eldar up the ass
Mind telling me what system you reside in? We need a new place to.... "store" some viral bombs.
SSSÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅSSS
I give that 15/10 virus bombings!
+Holy Inquisition of the Imperium of Mankind oh right now im sleeping inside the golden throne since malal has given me powers which seem to be that no one acknowledges your
"My fridge is gold plated"
That line is absolute gold, this is likely your best episode honestly.
Broodlord-kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun~
Someone was watching bad/amazing animues ^_^
Are you a genestealer?
+Indrick Boreale Can you return half of the Blood Ravens please thank you!
Broodlord-Senpai, notice meeee~!
SAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Best parts of this video:
Broodlord-Kun
Ordo Draigo
Space Marine Primarch Copypasta
Death by Blue Balls
And the Red Rage.
Do they steal jeans ?
Do not forget [TAUROX SPEAK].
No mention of SAAAAAAAUUUS?
@@sinaqua3444 SÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅS
i give that 7 fists out of 10
thats a lot of fisting
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LORD HAS SPOKEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I do have to admit that this particular video took way, WAY longer than I expected to make and I'm really sorry about that.
I can also tell you that EP24 will be a long one, but at least it's a fair bit more simplistic to animate for the most part, so I can cover a lot of ground quickly with it.
Next episode could almost be called the Dornpisode for the record. Take that for what you will!
Also also, as it says in the title and description, this is the very first TTS Special. The point of Specials is basically to dedicate videos entirely around things that happen outside the throne-room, starring characters other than Emps, that still somehow affect the ongoing story. Suffice to say, there will be more of them in the future.
Much love Alfa
We love you, bruva.
Thank you Alfa. It's great to see more stuff from you. The specials are a good idea
YEEEEES. Thank you keep these coming. they are amazing. On an unrelated note, what did you think about the dawn of war 3 gameplay assuming you even like the video games.
MORE FOR THE EMPEROR AND MORE WARP STUFF LIKE THIS PLZ
So the way to survive the warp is to go completely bonkers?
When in Rome...
Well compared to their normal behavior, they actually became more sane
Just as a certain primarch said, remove their brains and induce them to chaos and their IQ would skyrocket.
I mean what else are you gonna do? Run around panicking? That would only make it worse.
Only the insane may prosper. Only the prosperous may determine what is sane.
I love Zoran’s real reaction to when he realizes what he means by eat out. He’s so pure it’s hilarious and I feel a little like Custodisi. “Myeahahaha! Your innocence is PALPABLE!”
"Red rage!" I saw what you did there!
Not that hard, and i think he lifted that line from 1d4 chan.
No idea what that is, but ok.
I'm mainly trying to get the picture out of my head that Russ' conversation with the Adeptus Sororitas spawned in my head -.-
+Lorelei period.
I ment that i don;t have an idea what 1d4 chan - is.
"We are here to confiscate your life... Oh that's right, you don't have one"
*Proceeds to blow home up.*
GOD DAMN THAT WAS BADASS!
My favorite part was-
Stormtrooper: *Explodes.*
Taurox: *LAUGHS IN MEXICAN LOW-RIDER!!*
-Just for how random it was.
Also he never said how the taurox would fail because they can’t
Read a book. "HERETIC!" "NERD!" That's enough not to be there in the Warp.
Good show, Bruva.
And Russ, what have you done?
Ordo Draigo present
We will provide the hams!
-the most underrated line in modern literature
3:32 this is the point when Dominique passed away. His official last words are "Holy Shit, it's a cat man." Unofficially, it's "Would be easier in the warp if I had a sandpaper cigarette. SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME A SANDPAPER CIGARETTE, I'M DYING FOR ONE!!!"
I ws excpecting Karamazov to bring up Magnus and then Leman to go on a huge rant about how much of a NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Magnus is.
That could still very well happen... who knows, maybe they'll have an Epic faceoff eventually.
Next episode I hope? :3
XD
I think the whole Magnus/Russ sibling rivalry is a one way street.
Leman Russ: NEEERRD!!!
Magnus: FURRY FUCK!!!
WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS
that girl that went Broodlord-kun made me love her more.
Argonisgema Genestealers can get into everywhere, even into sister of battle and inquisitor pants, never underestimate Genestealer kiss
I just realized how redundant a cyanide bolt is on my second watch-through.
Welcome to the inquisition kid, your opinion is noted and signed. Expect a response from the Assas- Human Resources by the end of the day.
You mean simply, "Guilty is your plea", yes? ...It seems though that you've somehow implied his obvious heresy is...not heretical..THAT'S DOUBLE HERETICAL!
Guardsman Doe, your sentence is death.
I, Captain Lee of the Battlecruiser "Indefatigable" will standby and watch.
I disagree since Orks and Tyranids might not like it.
Name: Leman Russ
Stand: 「Werewolves of London」
Destructive Power: E
Range: A
Speed: B
Durability: D
Precision: A
Developmental Potential: C
Ability: Water to Wine
「Werewolves of London」'activates this ability automatically any tie some form of beverage enters within a 100 meter radius of its user. Any beverage that enters the 100 meter radius immediately becomes a highly alcoholic drink. This includes anything that may not even be fit for human consumption (however it only applies if a person intends to drink it, otherwise it will remain the same). As such, any one drinking with the user becomes drunk. However, if anyone genetically related to the user drinks any form of alcohol, the second ability of 「Werewolves of London」activates.
Ability: Hungry like the Wolf
After drinking any alcoholic beverage, 「Werewolves of London」activates this ability, turning genetic relatives of the user into large wolf-like creatures. The speed of the transformation varies from person to person, with some people never transforming to some transforming within a matter of days.
Lol
Isn't that literally just the Canis Heli... BAHAHAHAHA...
Ok, a primarch that's also a stand user is a deadly combo.
How to survive the warp: Get drunk...
Why didn't the inquisition think of that sooner?
Getting drunk is heresy
In Chaos-ridden Warspace, Imperium pranks YOU!
Thanks for getting me into wh40k alfabusa, you videos are awesome and i've been doing nothing but waiting for a new TTS video :)
same here
he was the final influence that pushed me to buy some of the games, so same here :>
He's pretty much the only reason I've looked into it at all.
I still have trouble understanding what people see in 40k, but the Alfa Legion is funny enough for me to do the research just so I can get the jokes.
I freaking love your name
And you're still waiting
"Are you a Jeanstealer?"LOL
Do they steal jeans?
@@skylark306 yes...
Just don't look it up.
Lord Inquisitor Peter
Inquisitor ALL my jeans are stolen!
There are JEANSTEALERs on this planet
@@skylark306 yes I'm aware of the situation.
Me and 3 squads of Stormtroopers are working on fixing it
Why do I get the feeling that matchup wasn't a coincidence? No meta.
This is legit one of the BEST episodes here. Alfabusa you and your crew are brilliant.
Dude, I sincerely wish more people watched this. TFS gets as many views as they do because DBZ is more well known.
Absolutely LOVE how the Ordo Xenos Inquisitor jumps at the Greater Daemon of Tzeentch :D
Oh and great that she is still voiced by Habbia.
Keep up the great work. 10/10 once again ;-)
3:32
Dominique is slowly twisting his own neck. Possibly due to being in the warp
5:33 A pity Kryptman isn't here to force all the Deathwatch to make him recaf
8:20 Nurgle's investors reading financial statements
Damn,Leman Russ and Rogal Dorn have to appear together in a future episode of TTS!Can you imagine a dialogue between the two?!
LR: "Dorn! Its you where have you been?!"RD: "Building Fortifications... You?"LR: "Stuck in the Warp."RD: "Oh............"LR: ".........so...."RD:"..........yes...."LR: "Well this has been fun, we should do it again in another ten thousand years".
@@beneko1127 hahahahah
I feel that leman russ giving the navy seal copypasta speech isn't appreciated enough
Everyone: "There are memes in the warp?"
Draigo: "I AM ONE"
Poor Dominique couldn't handle his Chaos beer.
Oooh so thats how he died!
The only thing scarier than a Sister of Battle... is a Sister of Battle that's drunk. As Kairos finds out. "Not the face!!"
That wasn't a sister of battle that was the inquisitor from the Ordo Xenos who is obsessed with genestealer cults.
Jeanstealer*
@@mikeloeven What is her Thing with the Genestealers in particular?Do they owe her money ore something?
@@marcuskurze9759 I think she just wants her favorite pair of pants back
@@fulcrum2951 WIZARDS DON'T WEAR JEANS, BOY!!!
I can never love the original 40k lore, than this. Believing the Wolflord himself is making booze from the bits of his enemies, and pulling of righteous pranks on freaking daemons, is the most boss thing any primarch has ever done, ever.
Me: Why are leman Russ and the dark angels not getting along.
Me five minutes later: right they hate each other.
Is Russ' rant to the Deathwatch the Imperial take on 'Top Navy SEAL graduate' thing?
Hell yeah, it is
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And he's probably not exaggerating anything at all.
@@DonVigaDeFierro *Looks at the part of the speech saying he was involved in Primarch executions*
@@frenchsoldier8485 That is a possibility though.
"What is the definition of a heretic anyway?"
A question the Inquisition really needs to answer for themselves.
I refuse to believe that anyone could survive drinking something that could give Lemon Bush a buzz
The Dark Angel addressing Russ as his uncle while drunk seems... wholesome for some reason..
I love that there's a legit chance that getting wasted in the Warp would improve your odds of survival even in canon 40k.
This has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a long while. Keep up the good work!
Oaky. Im back! It is even more funny after 6 beers!
1:09 2:24
Holy shit, this guy has planet sized balls. Lion El'Johnson would be proud af.
Wanderer
Calato triggers king of fleabags like a boss. B-)
Harbi kanka ya, Calato kahvaltıda yürek yiyormuş bildiğin amk
Awwwww I just realized that Dominique didn't have any lines in this video :'(
He was probably smoking a sandpaper cigarette.
Hey Fydor, why haven't I said anything yet?
His head is a beer mug, that's why he can't speak.
Probly could handle the ale and got knocked out cold (also does any one know the music when that one grey knight yells "ssAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAssssssssss"
The VA wasn't available, but I'd like to believe all those kegs were empty, Dom got to them first so he's sleeping it off.
That was worth every minute of the wait. Your best work yet and we look forward to more!
MY DONCLE!
Alex Hackett My lemon bread bush...
@@merrittanimation7721 wot did you say to me
8:38 What are they throwing at him, potatoes?
I think soap followed by a bath tub
I'll admit, I cackled like a maniac at "Broodlord-kuuuun~"
i wish i could be part of ordo Draigo
Nuker Will you provide the hams?
Aurelio Negron Ibanez SENTIENT BREAD
*slams ham on ground* it is time brothers
God bless draigo
that man is going to give me a laugh-induced heart attack
Order of Drago Present! we will provide the Hams!
*Draigo
brooodlord-kunnnn~
SSSSSÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅSSSSS !!!
Kaldor Draigo rises in the west and sets in the North.
Leman Russ randomly replacing words with "Wolf" Is one of my favorite minor jokes from the series.
"Ordo Draigo present. We will provide the *HAMS*"
Don't ever fucking change, Draigo.
If he’s of the tribe of the Russ, doesn’t that make him Russian rather than Scandinavian?
Nope, still Scandinavian as the local Savs called the Scandinavian traders and later rulers Rus
The Rus in Russia comes from Kievan Rus, which in turn comes from Roslagen (which is an area in Sweden)
@@funakfunak2740 our leaders do, the population was slavic
Fair enough, so that makes him Swedish/Ukrainian@@funakfunak2740
So he cured the remaining Inquisition by showing them a good time huh. All according to plan? I hope the guardsmen lived at least :(
Guardsmen is the best but still they die a lot.
The guardsmen all turned into Sly Marbos and walked straight out the eye of terror, making all those chaos worshipping scum tremble like fetuses in a blender... Yes, equally as bloody.
+OzixiThrill I would say they would mini Slys since Sly Marbo is on god tier and they would be Demi gods .
There are always more guardsmen
+Crashskiller3453 Heresy, how dare you compare Sly Marbo to the corrupt and unjust gods way. He is more tuned to the right hand of justice by the Man Emperor of Mankind, you vile heretic. CALL DOWN THE EXTERMINATUS!!!
So many years later, i can finally understand the reference of Leman Russ talking back to the Dark Angel !
Waited a month for another video from you, Bruva.
WORTH IT!
2:41 You know, I didn't notice this little tidbit until now. Russ says he's executed "numerous of traitor Primarchs." But none of the traitor Primarchs that rebelled during the Horus Heresy were killed by Russ. Alpharius was killed by Rogal, Horus was killed by the Emperor, and Konrad was killed by an assassin. However, there are two Primarchs left this could refer to: the "lost Primarchs." Meaning in the TTS universe, it's confirmed that the lost Primarchs are not only dead but that they were BOTH killed by Leman.
Cool!
Or he is a liar.
John Wells or on a roll and just couldn’t stop.
@Rational Zealot Space wolves don’t lie, we have many faults but that is for fucking sure not one of them
It's heavily hinted throughout the Horus Heresy novels that he did, indeed, kill the lost primarchs. He got a pretty bad reputation for it actually.
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM.