Can You Beat Skyrim: Dawnguard Without Taking Any Damage?

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  • @slightly6006
    @slightly6006 5 років тому +3584

    "if you want to watch more mod reviews, unsubscribe " amazing

  • @adamdavenport8009
    @adamdavenport8009 5 років тому +4282

    "I used the Become Unethical shout to protect myself."
    I didn't know you were a politician.

    • @alexanderwamsley5846
      @alexanderwamsley5846 5 років тому +12

      hehehe

    • @squarecross7383
      @squarecross7383 5 років тому +61

      Or a CEO, one of the two

    • @auman3636
      @auman3636 4 роки тому +13

      Calcium Elmo

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 4 роки тому +69

      @@squarecross7383 Politicians are just CEOs of countries.

    • @brennanmarsh1572
      @brennanmarsh1572 4 роки тому +47

      No no you got it wrong politicians become ethical for a short time to protect themselves.

  • @whette_fahrtz
    @whette_fahrtz 5 років тому +1841

    "The dragon is one of my mom's friend's kids, so I had to play with him, even though he was weird. "
    There's a blast of repressed memories.

    • @lelandbacon1253
      @lelandbacon1253 5 років тому +54

      It's crazy to think how many kids were forced to hang with weirdos at a young age.

    • @vinnyluco6384
      @vinnyluco6384 5 років тому +10

      Hey, not related, but I like your profile pic my dude

    • @sxh1798
      @sxh1798 5 років тому +28

      What if the other kid thought the same thing?

    • @undeadred591
      @undeadred591 5 років тому +5

      It was Karen’s kids 🙄

    • @BirchMonkey857
      @BirchMonkey857 5 років тому +9

      I think I was that kid.

  • @Lucky-sq3ky
    @Lucky-sq3ky 5 років тому +2032

    *"The dragon I'd pretended didn't exist a few minutes ago is one of my mom's friends kids so I had to play with him even though he was weird."*
    Truest thing ever

    • @jadenzantslayers6694
      @jadenzantslayers6694 4 роки тому +9

      I feel this at a spiritual level

    • @dontstarvenick8838
      @dontstarvenick8838 3 роки тому +2

      @@jadenzantslayers6694 I relate to the chicken necromancer because we both are useless

    • @VotEtoPizdets
      @VotEtoPizdets 2 роки тому +1

      Always provide a timestamp so that entitled and lazy people like me are able to sate their impulsive appetite for instant gratification. Even though im going to watch the whole video it doesnt matter. I want it and i want it now. I must experience this line you spake of and it must be experienced immediately. Please, we need timestamps. I can only imagine how many Gen Z's are creating TikTok videos right now in protest to this atrocity you've forced upon them against their will. Is this your way of asserting full spectrum dominance over others? Good Job, im proud of you Lucky. 2 years later and im still proud.

    • @Lucky-sq3ky
      @Lucky-sq3ky 2 роки тому

      @@VotEtoPizdets 7:06 LOL

    • @gemstonepheonix9522
      @gemstonepheonix9522 2 роки тому

      @Egolo Egman he’s joking man

  • @dihydrogenmonoxide2878
    @dihydrogenmonoxide2878 4 роки тому +757

    let's be real, this man has actual captions instead of the automated ones, so they actually say what he's saying when you turn them on. thats awesome. i am subbing.

    • @majesthijmenii1976
      @majesthijmenii1976 4 роки тому +38

      Thanks for being real. That was a hard truth but someone had to say it

    • @licylue244
      @licylue244 4 роки тому +8

      Saint Mitten

    • @Jack567898
      @Jack567898 3 роки тому +2

      Would you kindly explain to me what you mean. I am not able to understand it, since English isn’t my mother tongue.

    • @dihydrogenmonoxide2878
      @dihydrogenmonoxide2878 3 роки тому +18

      @@Jack567898 captions or subtitles are words at the bottom of the video that write what the video is saying, so you can read it while you hear it. They can be made by a computer, often made wrong because computers aren't the best at stuff. These videos have captions made by either the video uploader or a fan, and they are correct and better.
      His captions are really nice.

    • @hypo7351
      @hypo7351 3 роки тому +14

      @@Jack567898 Computers don’t do well at understanding accents so they often put the wrong words in or don’t put in anything at all. Some content creators put in their own subtitles or have someone do it for them so it’s much better and people who want them or need them can use them reliably

  • @theenragementdragon7416
    @theenragementdragon7416 5 років тому +5563

    Can you beat the HearthFire DLC without taking damage tho?

    • @chessemchesse3676
      @chessemchesse3676 5 років тому +809

      Physical?Yes
      Mentally due to bugs?Nope

    • @BossMr51
      @BossMr51 5 років тому +675

      @@chessemchesse3676 actually you'd be surprised some of the shit you can encounter trying yo build some of those fucking houses...i once had two bears and a dragon stop by when my home was midway done.

    • @Dumbassfish63
      @Dumbassfish63 5 років тому +205

      No way
      He would probably hit his finger with a hammer and die or something

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan 5 років тому +148

      can you build all available manors in the hearthfire dlc without using the workbench?

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 5 років тому +25

      @@BossMr51 and no way to build archer or ballista tower!

  • @amelie-3429
    @amelie-3429 5 років тому +350

    Shouter McGavin v3 thought his torture was over, but Mitten Squad had other plans

  • @Cyberlanky
    @Cyberlanky 10 місяців тому +38

    RIP Paul. I thought I'd come back and watch my favourites...which is all of them, but this was the one that made me subscribe - I hope this channel never gets deleted.

  • @cruzbell7815
    @cruzbell7815 5 років тому +381

    *installs immersive armors*
    *doesn’t wear armor*
    10/10 would mitten squad again

  • @lelysio5688
    @lelysio5688 4 роки тому +1738

    Can we fast travel yet? NO.
    Why? THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

    • @Blank-pr4pt
      @Blank-pr4pt 4 роки тому +19

      Y e s

    • @alexlaws5086
      @alexlaws5086 4 роки тому +149

      Falion: Not anymore there's a b l a n k e t

    • @akrobeau
      @akrobeau 4 роки тому +16

      Alex Laws Thank you for making me laugh

    • @alexlaws5086
      @alexlaws5086 4 роки тому +10

      @@akrobeau My pleasure

    • @obscene-c1
      @obscene-c1 4 роки тому +2

      I guess

  • @GamingKing-rd8py
    @GamingKing-rd8py 5 років тому +372

    "Skyrim is widely considered the best The Elder Scrolls 5 game of all time"
    Big brain facts

    • @Max-kh1cf
      @Max-kh1cf 5 років тому +5

      Came here for this comment

    • @meligaming3928
      @meligaming3928 5 років тому +1

      At I thought noooo but then I realised it has to be

    • @mikec4308
      @mikec4308 5 років тому +2

      its good but Oblivion has a special place in my heart. and I got the joke just saying

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 5 років тому

      @Honin Akecheta blasphemy

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom 4 роки тому

      @Honin Akecheta media.giphy.com/media/u52gRNybAmAy4/giphy.gif

  • @Azure-Flame-Bee
    @Azure-Flame-Bee 5 років тому +3232

    "Skyrim is widely considered to be the Best Elder Scrolls 5 out there"
    ~Todd Howard

  • @CloroxBleachMan
    @CloroxBleachMan 5 років тому +613

    mitten - "weird looking rubix cube"
    meridia - "a new hand touches the beacon!"

    • @Nillowo
      @Nillowo 5 років тому +8

      Clorox Bleach I fucking FEAR chests when I hit level 12, lest I hear “A nEw HaNd ToUcHeS tHe BeAcOn.”

    • @CaramelFop
      @CaramelFop 5 років тому +2

      @@Nillowo wait its supposed to happen at level 12, it happened to me for the first time when I was level 3,

    • @ghizghuth2088
      @ghizghuth2088 5 років тому +6

      @@Nillowo Every time I make a new game in Skyrim, after hitting level 10, I no longer use the "Take All" key before making sure that the beacon isn't in the container, because of how much I hate her long, loud, uninterruptible speech. Because of that, I end up finding it everywhere until I pick it up, including in fish barrels in Windhelm of barrels in Whiterun, which become ridiculous. I mean come on, it clearly wasn't lost or forgotten if I can find it in the Jarl's personal chest.

    • @Nillowo
      @Nillowo 5 років тому +6

      Ghizghuth I agree. BUT the quest for dawnbreaker gives you a very nice chunk of gold from the burned bodies inside and dawnbreaker is pretty good when it’s maxed out when you’re level 30 something or whatever. (Side note : dawnbreaker, mehrunes razor op.)

    • @CloroxBleachMan
      @CloroxBleachMan 5 років тому +2

      Have my likes, fellow beacon touchers

  • @Hartbreak1
    @Hartbreak1 5 років тому +201

    4:55 “then... yeah.. Skyrim...”. And then the meme became real. That character became a town guard from then on.

    • @xen9221
      @xen9221 4 роки тому +2

      He really took an arrow to the knee😔

    • @Negetive2digit
      @Negetive2digit 2 роки тому

      @@xen9221 Well, arrow to the shin, but just as debilitating.

  • @kevinc8369
    @kevinc8369 3 місяці тому +10

    This just randomly popped into my recommended again. RIP Paul aka Mitten Squad.

  • @watsgoinonhere1
    @watsgoinonhere1 5 років тому +345

    2:33 "Fast travel to Minecraft" That one got me. This is how I'm pronouncing "Mzinchaleft" from now on.

    • @fourskinman2463
      @fourskinman2463 5 років тому +9

      9:50 so we back in the mine

    • @decimation9780
      @decimation9780 5 років тому +1

      Mah-zin-sha-left. But Minecraft works too, I guess.

    • @cakeee5720
      @cakeee5720 5 років тому

      Birds With guns aww man

    • @SpaceCowboy260
      @SpaceCowboy260 5 років тому

      I thought this is what everyone called that shit

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan 5 років тому

      @@decimation9780 i always pronounced it muh-zin-chuh-left

  • @KnightOfAwesometon
    @KnightOfAwesometon 5 років тому +352

    "From the way she talked about Skyrim, I assumed she'd been sealed away for a long time. At least a few hours." Oh god....my sides.

  • @themadhatter7648
    @themadhatter7648 5 років тому +723

    Can you beat Skyrim with only the spell telekinesis?

    • @yahiaaymankamaly3518
      @yahiaaymankamaly3518 5 років тому +53

      I am assuming u mean only for damage ? Then ur gonna get 100 enchanting to 100% magic red to alteration and healing and just pathetically hit them with a Bucket or sth over and over again

    • @MEGURMAN
      @MEGURMAN 5 років тому +28

      I wanna see this so badly 🤣

    • @Leto85
      @Leto85 5 років тому +16

      Isn't that damage based on weight of the item? That means you can have some fun here. Cattle-galore!
      Also: lot of poins into stamina as well, or enchant some fortify carry weight armour.

    • @kacperzapomniaempowczorajs2773
      @kacperzapomniaempowczorajs2773 5 років тому +8

      I once used telekinesis to kill everyone in a cave. You can use it on a bear trap!

    • @Leto85
      @Leto85 5 років тому +2

      @@kacperzapomniaempowczorajs2773 That's pretty clever!
      You want to show that of in a video?

  • @johnvendickstubungbanua509
    @johnvendickstubungbanua509 5 років тому +809

    "Isran might have been a supersaiyan but I can't really tell because his head is shaved" 😂🤣😂

    • @aljabry9640
      @aljabry9640 4 роки тому +5

      John Vendicks Tubungbanua he’s really the funniest 😂

    • @upshitdownshit4200
      @upshitdownshit4200 4 роки тому +13

      Nappa?

    • @aljabry9640
      @aljabry9640 4 роки тому

      Sleepy Quiet Pills 😂

    • @thecookiemaster41
      @thecookiemaster41 4 роки тому +1

      He could tell by his beard 👌

    • @gameglitchr9105
      @gameglitchr9105 6 місяців тому

      ​@upshitdownshit4200 Nappa didn't live long enough to be a super saiyan.
      Fun fact tho, if he had, you would've been able to tell by his eyes, rather than his hair. Most saiyans' eyes are black by default, like their hair, but when they go super saiyan, their eyes go blue and hollow. At ss3 they regain the black pupils and keep the blue irises, as well as losing their eyebrows.

  • @RosieAnims
    @RosieAnims 3 роки тому +95

    21:41 might be the best death in this run. That Gargoyle charging up out of nowhere with that meaty swing and Mitten’s body getting spun around pretty much slayed me.

    • @879PC
      @879PC Рік тому

      Slayed him too

  • @LordCinnamon
    @LordCinnamon 5 років тому +438

    "That's the only spiffing brit reference I got" Nice. Also please beat skyrim with only a wabijack.

    • @joshuagraham5750
      @joshuagraham5750 5 років тому +27

      runeman220 wabbajack is perfectly balanced except for its enchantment

    • @nguyenquyetthang1326
      @nguyenquyetthang1326 5 років тому +7

      Spiffing Brit: "Dragon Age: Origins is worse than Oblivion"
      The Internet *UNSUBSCRIBED*

    • @enbyrogue3740
      @enbyrogue3740 5 років тому +15

      This should be his next challenge. Not because it's hard but because it would be hilarious to hear what he comes up with when Giants turn into chickens or he shoots a level one bandit and it turns into a dremora and kicks his ass

    • @joshuaharris5634
      @joshuaharris5634 5 років тому +2

      Autism Cat if there was a way for a collab it would break the UA-cam community

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 5 років тому

      @@nguyenquyetthang1326 but its true...?

  • @nathanw7780
    @nathanw7780 5 років тому +299

    "Skyrim is concidered to be the best Eldar scrolls V of all time"
    -Mitten squad 2019

    • @friendly07vojta82
      @friendly07vojta82 5 років тому +19

      r/technicallythetruth

    • @raidenpz
      @raidenpz 5 років тому +14

      @@friendly07vojta82 Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

    • @atomikmilk9033
      @atomikmilk9033 5 років тому +9

      @@raidenpz being a criminal is illegal in Sweden

    • @giornogiovanna2602
      @giornogiovanna2602 5 років тому

      GaPa CZ r/ihavereddit

    • @exonux
      @exonux 5 років тому

      @@friendly07vojta82 I have

  • @convolutedpeppercorn1078
    @convolutedpeppercorn1078 5 років тому +2364

    Ooo.... I caught you early.
    Can you beat fallout three without it crashing?
    Edit: Maybe New Vegas?

  • @gaymohammed3137
    @gaymohammed3137 11 місяців тому +20

    I hope this channel never gets deleted and rather stays as an archive of imo the best UA-cam for this kind of content.

  • @taranvance3956
    @taranvance3956 11 місяців тому +22

    Rest in peace Paul you legend 😔

  • @jaydeevade5759
    @jaydeevade5759 5 років тому +842

    mitten squad: " I used become unethical shout-"
    that's so funny for no reason

    • @atomikmilk9033
      @atomikmilk9033 5 років тому +3

      It is funny for no reason I'm laughing to hard at this

    • @peanabutter1619
      @peanabutter1619 5 років тому +7

      The many ways he pronounces that shout is funny

    • @tylercorliss5052
      @tylercorliss5052 5 років тому +5

      @@peanabutter1619 he says it differently each time he says it

    • @peanabutter1619
      @peanabutter1619 5 років тому +1

      @@tylercorliss5052 Yeah that's what i meant

    • @mitchw3396
      @mitchw3396 4 роки тому +1

      jayde evade my favorite was the Harkon fight “ he did bad things to me with his mouth”

  • @kohnjack
    @kohnjack 5 років тому +227

    “Stupid the horse”
    this WILL be my name in the new game I start in the elder scrolls 5th edition

  • @peanabutter1619
    @peanabutter1619 5 років тому +258

    "If i'm going blind, i want to be really blind"
    -Mitten Squad, 2019

    • @Nillowo
      @Nillowo 5 років тому +3

      Peana Butter I mean he’s got a point

    • @peanabutter1619
      @peanabutter1619 5 років тому +1

      @@Nillowo Yeah

    • @megacooldude6934
      @megacooldude6934 5 років тому +1

      He’s speaking the words of a god😂

  • @tracealexander7120
    @tracealexander7120 10 місяців тому +11

    Rest in peace Paul you’ll always be an elder scrolls legend

  • @drnumbnuts656
    @drnumbnuts656 4 роки тому +46

    I always found it funny how the Last Dragonborn can be, at the same time:
    -Worshipper of 16 daedric princes.
    -Nightingale/Guild Master.
    -Listener of the Night Mother
    -Arch Mage of the College of Winterhold.
    -Vampire Lord who helped partially blot out the sun.
    -Forsworn Sympathizer
    -High ranking Stormcloak/Legionnaire.
    -A father of 2 and someone’s partner
    -Hero who slayed the most powerful dragon on Tamriel.

    • @Deathkri
      @Deathkri Рік тому +4

      Don't forget a cannibal as well.

    • @komiks42
      @komiks42 Рік тому +4

      Don't forgett master enchanter/smith/alchemist, that can create weapons that mere touch can slay legendary dragons

    • @alphaundpinsel2431
      @alphaundpinsel2431 9 місяців тому

      you forgot companions

  • @Bull625
    @Bull625 5 років тому +292

    nearly choked on my yorkshire tea when you referenced The Spiffing Brit

    • @johnelvin2414
      @johnelvin2414 4 роки тому +1

      When was that?

    • @Bull625
      @Bull625 4 роки тому +3

      @@johnelvin2414 10:30

    • @wesss9353
      @wesss9353 4 роки тому +6

      I was going to like the comment, but you have 69 likes and I just can't increase the like number

    • @chilingamer
      @chilingamer 4 роки тому +11

      Why wasn’t it Yorkshire tea GOLD

    • @wesss9353
      @wesss9353 4 роки тому

      @@Bull625 here's your like, as others increased your like number

  • @JamesFoxPodcast
    @JamesFoxPodcast 5 років тому +318

    I laughed so hard when he said he traveled to Minecraft. I don't know why.

    • @Bromosomo
      @Bromosomo 5 років тому +3

      same

    • @JamesFoxPodcast
      @JamesFoxPodcast 5 років тому +2

      @@QWERTY11309 you know Paul

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 5 років тому

      @@QWERTY11309 watch his falloit new vegas videos. In one of them, he gives every reason why you should shoot animals

    • @anonthe-third2367
      @anonthe-third2367 4 роки тому

      Calcium Elmo slayed me

  • @cobrah7969
    @cobrah7969 5 років тому +76

    19:20 You are only needed to shout him off the balcony, but that makes things interesting i guess.

    • @BingBong714
      @BingBong714 5 років тому +5

      There's an invisible wall for the fight.

    • @medaelmtree1538
      @medaelmtree1538 5 років тому +3

      @@BingBong714 You have to time it perfectly. Half a second too early or too late, he will only hit the wall. The best time to do it is pretty much as soon as Serana is forced to let go. If you do it in time, he will go flying off the castle. After that, you're pretty much fucked.

    • @melrenee5416
      @melrenee5416 5 років тому +1

      BRUHHHH FR? THat fight took me like half an hour 😤

    • @decimation9780
      @decimation9780 5 років тому

      Don’t do that, just continuously use Unrelenting Force to stunlock the bastard, before whaling on him like there’s no tomorrow. I finished the fight in about ten minutes.

  • @SainTheWhiteKnight
    @SainTheWhiteKnight 9 місяців тому +9

    Thank you for showing up again. Rest easy dragonborn for your fight is over

  • @Sole_Samurai
    @Sole_Samurai 10 місяців тому +12

    Rest in peace man. His scripts for videos will surely be missed.

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz 5 років тому +143

    Can you beat Oblivion without encountering any hilarious dialogue?

    • @tkodemolisher
      @tkodemolisher 5 років тому +27

      Impossible... hold on let me try that one again... Impossible

    • @connorbranscombe6819
      @connorbranscombe6819 5 років тому +5

      STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!

  • @khazanor9354
    @khazanor9354 5 років тому +52

    5:47 "Isran might've been a Super Sayin, I can't really tell because his head was shaved"
    That line killed me, lmao

  • @tannerholechek5873
    @tannerholechek5873 5 років тому +42

    Honestly seeing you and spiffing Brits reference each other is amazing. You two are my favorite creators currently. Extremely good content

    • @synthsol5522
      @synthsol5522 5 років тому

      Tanner Holechek what was it I missed it

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 5 років тому

      Synth Sol Iunno what Britbong’s reference was but Paul said tea, which is ”the only Spiffing Brit reference he knows”.

  • @samuelmarkby2441
    @samuelmarkby2441 5 років тому +95

    “He might have been a super sayian, I can’t tell because his head is shaved”
    Nappa felt that.

  • @thehoodlum-123
    @thehoodlum-123 5 років тому +17

    This guys commentary, subtle jokes and relentless determination is amazing, definitely subbed, and gonna binge watch every vid. These are super entertaining.

  • @mr.themapman3462
    @mr.themapman3462 5 років тому +138

    The whole video was great, but I literally laughed out loud when you called him Calcium Elmo. That is too perfect.

  • @neonknight1252
    @neonknight1252 5 років тому +47

    ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES T-
    I picked up a wierd rubix cube and continued on my way

  • @rugalheidbernstein9944
    @rugalheidbernstein9944 5 років тому +72

    Can you beat Fallout 3 as Mr Burke (Only using the weapons and apparel from his corpse).

  • @anonthe-third2367
    @anonthe-third2367 5 років тому +266

    "He did bad things to me with his mouth"

  • @actualvipermain8606
    @actualvipermain8606 4 роки тому +601

    Next up “Can you beat Skyrim without being detected”

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom 4 роки тому +49

      You have to talk with NPCs in every game. Even Fallout New Vegas, which lets you kill nearly every single character in the game has Yes Man who can't be killed because there has to be at least one character capable of bringing you to the end of the story. It's literally impossible to not be detected by all characters in an Elder Scrolls or Fallout Game.

    • @dottedcoms
      @dottedcoms 4 роки тому +2

      This is the best idea everr

    • @ookakabooga2515
      @ookakabooga2515 4 роки тому +12

      this COULD be possible but does friendly npcs count??

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom 4 роки тому +27

      @@ookakabooga2515 Even if that caveat were applied, I'm fairly certain there's no way the challenge would work because A) If you're seen by friendly NPCs there's no way to tell if the enemies see you or not (like Delphine when watching Alduin resurrect the dragon, Parthunax when fighting Alduin on the Throat of the World, or the 3 heroes +Tsun in Sovengard). Plus, Dragons like Alduin can *fly* so unless you're literally invisible, it's pretty much impossible not to be seen. Especially since the fights with Alduin require the use of the Dragonrend shout, and Shouts dispell invisibility.

    • @actualvipermain8606
      @actualvipermain8606 4 роки тому +3

      Friendlies don’t count

  • @themerchant1968
    @themerchant1968 5 років тому +272

    "Can we go outside"
    "No"
    "Why"
    "The sun is a deadly laser"
    "Oh ok"

    • @spaghettie9025
      @spaghettie9025 5 років тому +4

      Bill wurtz is a wonderful man

    • @canaldecasta
      @canaldecasta 5 років тому +1

      At this point, doesnt even need to be catgirls

    • @piardthefart2659
      @piardthefart2659 5 років тому +9

      "Not anymore ,there's a blanket"

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 5 років тому +1

      @@canaldecasta there never was a need of that

    • @brysonclark7993
      @brysonclark7993 5 років тому

      I want to fuck catgirls guess we’ll just ignore his name

  • @Grif2501
    @Grif2501 5 років тому +135

    Mitten Squad left a bucket?????????
    Who are you and what do you want for the return of the real mitten squad.

    • @nguyenquyetthang1326
      @nguyenquyetthang1326 5 років тому +3

      This is actually Frank, not Paul

    • @eth1987
      @eth1987 5 років тому +2

      no this is Patrick.

    • @kevinfuentes3961
      @kevinfuentes3961 5 років тому

      Lmao dude I'm dead. Is this the krusty crab?

    • @eth1987
      @eth1987 5 років тому

      @@kevinfuentes3961 no this is Patrick.

    • @eth1987
      @eth1987 5 років тому +1

      @@kevinfuentes3961 ( and I'm done doing this.)

  • @Lieutenxnt_Dxn
    @Lieutenxnt_Dxn 5 років тому +65

    Hazzah! That spiffing Britt reference was magnificent.

    • @scottm3985
      @scottm3985 5 років тому +5

      For some reason I keep mixing tf2 and spiff, and thinking Huzzah!!! It is I, the Spiffing
      Brit, and this is my gun, and my cup of Yorkshire Tea

    • @DeadsTBD
      @DeadsTBD 5 років тому +1

      2nd youtuber that i watch to reference him lately... Well he deserves it but a pleasant surprise xD

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin 5 років тому

      Mittenbrit is real!

  • @PoloJugga5799
    @PoloJugga5799 5 років тому +92

    "I screamed it against a wall"
    Mitten Squad 2019

  • @FriendShaped1045
    @FriendShaped1045 Рік тому +3

    Every time I see one of your old videos pop up I get super excited, miss you Mitten Man!!

  • @craftinganewworld3806
    @craftinganewworld3806 5 років тому +21

    "Skyrim is widely considered to be the best Elder Scrolls 'five' of all time." Lovely, this video is gonna be a hella good ride :)

  • @RaggedDan
    @RaggedDan 5 років тому +140

    Mitten: *I chose not to be a vampire*
    Portal: imma bout to end this whole man's career

  • @Zilis_
    @Zilis_ 5 років тому +491

    Can you beat oblivion without taking any damage?

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 5 років тому +31

      yes, just wrong warp to the end within 10 minutes of the game

    • @sebastianjones5188
      @sebastianjones5188 5 років тому +9

      Can you beat oblivion without taking any damage ( no glitches what's so ever)

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 5 років тому +4

      @@sebastianjones5188 no glithches would be cool but hard, i'd watch then but oblivion still has that massive end game skip so it still is techniqcally, sean will just have to put up with being a dragon 1000x faster than he'd like to

    • @bigfudge2031
      @bigfudge2031 5 років тому +11

      can you beat Oblivion without encountering any memes?

    • @OriosBackup
      @OriosBackup 5 років тому +3

      @@bigfudge2031 here's the problem, Oblivion itself is a giant meme

  • @williamduvet9569
    @williamduvet9569 4 роки тому +9

    Fun tip for anyone using this dlc. The keeper on the tower can be shouted off the edge with unrelenting force, just like serana

    • @goose5654
      @goose5654 3 роки тому

      Decided to try it after I died the third time. Like a charm

  • @crazyfishrmn27
    @crazyfishrmn27 5 років тому +40

    @6:16 "that bear flew away after it was attacked, then it's friend ate me"
    My sides have ascended

  • @jacmatth.
    @jacmatth. 5 років тому +114

    Can you beat Fallout 4 with just Minutemen Artillery would be pretty cool.

    • @beingsactual
      @beingsactual 5 років тому +19

      Nah, not only does it have to be unlocked and acquired first, but a solid chunk of the main quest takes place indoors.
      The artillery would only be useful episodically.

    • @jacmatth.
      @jacmatth. 5 років тому +12

      Cpt. Wolf Good point, I just thought it would be interesting to see mitten launching artillery every 30 seconds.

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 5 років тому +1

      @@beingsactual inside he can just run past the enemies

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 5 років тому +5

      @@Cybetrexs Not for Kellogg, just to name one wall.

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 5 років тому

      @@raimarulightning touche

  • @redmoon383
    @redmoon383 5 років тому +60

    Is a vampire.
    Complains about the darkness.

  • @MrEpyLeptik
    @MrEpyLeptik 5 років тому +23

    Could be interesting to see how hard it would be to beat skyrim in vampire mode only

    • @deathgun4638
      @deathgun4638 4 роки тому +1

      Won't work you have to hit patheraxx with fire breath and you can't go in door

  • @sfsgh0st707
    @sfsgh0st707 5 років тому +4

    When you start the game and go to riverwood you can do the sven and fendall quest. If you side with fendall he can become a companion. Fendall can also train you in archery, when you give him all your money for archery points you can just take it all back and continue doing that until you just cant anymore. I hope this helps with further skyrim let's plays you do that involve bows

  • @Blackjack1317
    @Blackjack1317 5 років тому +3

    I like that you always think of something new in those videos. We had plenty of no damage videos but we didn't have any stealth archery in previous episodes. You keep things interesting and entertaining.

  • @boazbolhuis1836
    @boazbolhuis1836 5 років тому +49

    5:35 vampires get an ability to turn invisible, have muffled movement and get a bonus to illusion magic. They're perfect for stealth

    • @ELiT3Griefer
      @ELiT3Griefer 5 років тому +8

      Boaz Bolhuis also as a vampire lord you can summon a gargoyle and use the bats form to escape and become invincible

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 5 років тому +1

      the sun

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 5 років тому +2

      @@kedarunzi9139 Still ended up crippled by the sun for half the questline

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 5 років тому

      @@sephikong8323 yeah but still better than the whole episode

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 5 років тому

      @@kedarunzi9139 *an entire episode of this is better than just half an episode
      Here, I fixed this for you ;)

  • @MEGURMAN
    @MEGURMAN 5 років тому +2708

    "Skyrim is widely considered to be the 5th elder scrolls game" lol

    • @hardcoregamingdk
      @hardcoregamingdk 5 років тому +123

      MEGURMAN i Think skyrim is the next Best elder scrolls 5

    • @styrasod5907
      @styrasod5907 5 років тому +8

      Hallo thar. Mah naime es Calvihin.
      Plaese *subscroob* ti mah channeel fur goud lock fur many long time

    • @indygamertag829
      @indygamertag829 5 років тому +12

      Glad I’m not the only one that heard that😂

    • @justinmohan3993
      @justinmohan3993 5 років тому +4

      @@indygamertag829 This^

    • @kyrieeleison9599
      @kyrieeleison9599 5 років тому +5

      I thought he said best
      Didnt expect him to say that the 5th game is 5th

  • @alexsteelman4053
    @alexsteelman4053 5 років тому +46

    Mitten squad classic? I think you mean the Joestar secret technique.

  • @IXCproductions
    @IXCproductions 5 років тому +7

    Beat fallout 4 only using the Pain train perk. The perk allows you to deal damage by sprinting into enemies. This isn't a fallout 4 video but I thought it'd be a good idea.

  • @wonkingmywilly
    @wonkingmywilly 9 місяців тому +4

    rest easy man, your a hero in the elder scrolls and fallout communities

  • @VanDeKapp
    @VanDeKapp 5 років тому +7

    Without a doubt one of the most entertaining UA-camrs. I never tire of these challenges, keep them up mate!

  • @Azure_fae
    @Azure_fae 5 років тому +45

    "screen peaking isn't allowed in this dimension"

  • @BernhardRose
    @BernhardRose 5 років тому +4

    Dude, your writing is close to brilliant. That "comedy" screen actually was. Pls don´t stop making these, they brighten ma day.

  • @Qwerty-di3fc
    @Qwerty-di3fc 5 років тому +55

    Falion for a half of the video be like: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @trust.worthy
      @trust.worthy 4 роки тому +1

      I think he only took sun damage because of a mod

    • @finnsvensson9790
      @finnsvensson9790 3 роки тому +12

      @@trust.worthy He didnt take sun damage, Vampires lose 25 of every stat when outside during the day, thats why he died, because he had -24 health.

  • @Alias2203
    @Alias2203 10 місяців тому +5

    Rest in peace mitten squad

  • @bzeffer
    @bzeffer 5 років тому +58

    Paul: Can I go out in the sun?
    Skyrim: No.
    Paul: Why?
    Skyrim: The sun is a deadly laser.

  • @Skaitania
    @Skaitania 5 років тому +77

    "comedy"
    I laughed at that more than at the bad pun, which sucked.

  • @vixity6785
    @vixity6785 5 років тому +60

    Todd Howard: are you challenging my creativity?
    Paul/mitten squad: yes

    • @Azure-Flame-Bee
      @Azure-Flame-Bee 5 років тому +3

      Plot twist, Mitten Squad IS Todd Howard

    • @somefuckingrandom
      @somefuckingrandom 5 років тому +6

      Tom?

    • @dekkard4982
      @dekkard4982 5 років тому +1

      its Todd Howard, you can edit your comment if you want to fix it

    • @smuglord5057
      @smuglord5057 5 років тому +7

      For those confused Tom is Todds long lost brother from another mother, and is the true overseer of The Skyrim 5: Elderscrolls

    • @vixity6785
      @vixity6785 5 років тому

      What in the world is happing here also I fixed the comment

  • @Ghostkiller108
    @Ghostkiller108 4 роки тому +17

    5:07 "Took in the Raw beauty that was Elder Scrolls V" Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mr.GobIin
    @Mr.GobIin 11 місяців тому +11

    Rip legend

  • @HighlandMacGreggor
    @HighlandMacGreggor 5 років тому +84

    Can you beat the Far Harbor DLC before dying, with zero radiation healing/protection?

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 5 років тому +2

      this'd be interesting, but too annoying

    • @Smileyreal
      @Smileyreal 5 років тому +4

      @@The-Omega-Blade That's the point

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 5 років тому +1

      @@Smileyreal i mean WAY too annoying to the point where it would require hours of pre planning and routing and mitten won't do that sort of thing.

  • @Jensen6297
    @Jensen6297 5 років тому +22

    Skyrim was the Best elder scrolls 5 of all time. Thats too good, too good. Keep up the good work man.

  • @mia-ul4ou
    @mia-ul4ou 5 років тому +48

    "that's one weird looking Rubik's cube"
    Famous last words

    • @TitanBeats
      @TitanBeats 5 років тому

      when was that

    • @mia-ul4ou
      @mia-ul4ou 5 років тому

      @@TitanBeats that happened just before he died are you blind

    • @HY-ti4bh
      @HY-ti4bh 5 років тому

      A new hand touches the beacon

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 5 років тому

      @@HY-ti4bh listen!hear me and obey! A foul darkness has seeped into my temple; a darkness that you will destroy. Return the beacon to mount kilkreath, and i will make you the instrument of my cleansing light.

  • @RG_Hearth
    @RG_Hearth 5 років тому +22

    You beat the game in the time it takes to load a fast travel on Xbox 360.

  • @d.robinson6262
    @d.robinson6262 4 роки тому +10

    That affordable housing for gargoyles line hit me in my stone heart

    • @Maseruxer
      @Maseruxer 3 роки тому

      Your heart is a gargoyle

  • @jeremyj.5687
    @jeremyj.5687 5 років тому +671

    Hahaha "Skyrim is widely considered to be the best TES 5 of all time"... you funny man you

    • @hardcoregamingdk
      @hardcoregamingdk 5 років тому

      Jeremy J. Gyup

    • @daniellunateel
      @daniellunateel 5 років тому +1

      Well it is the best, cause the phone came that came out after Oblivion was terrible

    • @HartTheHunter
      @HartTheHunter 5 років тому +11

      @@daniellunateel
      But oblivion isn't TES5
      IT'S "oh the emperor died again part 2"

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 5 років тому

      It’s a clever line, actually.

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 5 років тому

      @@HartTheHunter when did the emperor die the first time in a game?

  • @thingnumbertwo2
    @thingnumbertwo2 5 років тому +4

    Found your channel recently, and your videos haven't failed to make me laugh. Keep up the good work, and thanks.

  • @Jayjayayson
    @Jayjayayson 5 років тому +19

    "Become unethical shout" I love how the jokes just slap out of left field

  • @BerserkArmyOf1
    @BerserkArmyOf1 2 роки тому +2

    I love the “tea and…and…that’s the only spiffing Brit reference I got”

  • @Dekkaii
    @Dekkaii 5 років тому +83

    Mitten squad: that’s the only spiffing Brit reference I have
    Me and captain America: I got that reference

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 5 років тому +13

    Can you complete Skyrim as only a werewolf?
    -While in human form, no weapons or armor may be equipped
    -damage may only be dealt while in werewolf form.
    I suppose I'd be willing to try this one my self as well...

    • @MrSmilingDeath
      @MrSmilingDeath 5 років тому +2

      I was actually just thinking about this.

    • @KaiseiKusamon
      @KaiseiKusamon 5 років тому +3

      This is actually really easy so long as you have the ring of hircine

    • @Somerandomperson-hl1kt
      @Somerandomperson-hl1kt 5 років тому +1

      An Anime Person With An Egg Shaped Hairclip and the dawnguard dlc because of the op perks. (I’m definitely gonna try that.)

    • @Nillowo
      @Nillowo 5 років тому

      An Anime Person With An Egg Shaped Hairclip you just need a follower I suppose for the ring of hircine. However I don’t know if the dude replaces your follower when you’re hunting shit? It’s been a while since I got the ring. But yeah this would actually be really cool

  • @NeedsMoreBirds
    @NeedsMoreBirds 5 років тому +56

    Calcium elmo...
    I love the creative ways you deliberately mispronounce names.

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 4 роки тому +2

      I need a compilation of him saying Farengars name wrong

    • @bread9704
      @bread9704 3 роки тому

      Its one am im lagfing and have the imp jingal stuck in my head

  • @theodorusdeath
    @theodorusdeath 5 років тому +161

    Day 5 of telling mitten to play skyrim with only a shield

    • @electricsh4rk797
      @electricsh4rk797 5 років тому +14

      that is quite easy, you just need the targe of the blooded and the infinite stamina regen glitch

    • @homers1999
      @homers1999 5 років тому +11

      I mean, ymfh already did that.. :p

    • @theodorusdeath
      @theodorusdeath 5 років тому +2

      Not exactly he did it with a

    • @theodorusdeath
      @theodorusdeath 5 років тому +3

      Torch

    • @homers1999
      @homers1999 5 років тому +2

      @@electricsh4rk797 he's done it with many things.. torches, shields... Etc etc

  • @carmelo6546
    @carmelo6546 4 роки тому +7

    "I screamed it against the wall" I do that to my emotions

  • @Jaybo1213
    @Jaybo1213 5 років тому +40

    "And we agreed to meet back at Dawnguard for some tea and... and... and that's the only Spiffing Brit reference i got" XD that killed me

  • @coleandhisvideos
    @coleandhisvideos 5 років тому +54

    Can you defeat the curse of granny sparkles in fallout 3?

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom 4 роки тому +5

      None can purge the evil of Grandma Sparkle from Fallout 3, the Daedric Prince of Lies, Corruption, Shattered Oaths, and Microtransactions known as H'owaard The Todd gifted her some of his vile powers. As such, attempting to combat such villainy from the game would be akin to trying to put out a blazing inferno with gasoline; fighting will only make it worse, all one can do is pray that one does not fall before her malevolent gaze...

  • @Elhao
    @Elhao 5 років тому +17

    Goddamn, I had to stop the video after the very first sentence because I burst out laughing.

  • @MrChEEzyNach0s
    @MrChEEzyNach0s 4 роки тому +27

    I literally cry laughing watching these videos, like when you said, “I sent one to the eternal pound, then sent the other to the farm” I diedddddd 😂😂😂

  • @CappinKrunch
    @CappinKrunch 4 роки тому +7

    "I assumed she had been sealed away for a long time.. At least a few hours"
    Well... You're not wrong xD

  • @samk7777
    @samk7777 3 роки тому +14

    “Become unethical” might be the funniest thing youve ever said

  • @runesk8179
    @runesk8179 5 років тому +5

    **falmer and dwarven spheres fighting**
    "My name's Paul and this is between y'all."

  • @zeldafan88
    @zeldafan88 4 роки тому +30

    04:56 this ladies and gentlemen is what we call being "Memed to death"

    • @jzargo2187
      @jzargo2187 4 роки тому +2

      I know what these guards are complaining about now. Arrows to the knee are fucking brutal

  • @catsforhats1398
    @catsforhats1398 5 років тому +19

    Can u beat borderlands whiteout spending a skill point

  • @kammagantilakshmidas7592
    @kammagantilakshmidas7592 4 роки тому +1

    This video is so underrated. So much time and effort has gone into this.

  • @Crowvithian
    @Crowvithian 5 років тому

    1:39
    I loved this part. I don't know it was just so out of place that is made me chuckle. The delivery of the word "Epic" is what sold it.