Ever since I started going back into my school, I seemed to have forgotten about you. But now its Christmas break and I needed a really good youtuber to watch so I wasn't bored the whole time. That's when I remembered your'e a really good youtuber! so here I am, glad to be watching you again!
I mean, it will be nice in the highlights, but I feel bad for how much additional farming needed, then again historically joltz has said he likes farming so Im VERY conflicted. anyways this comment does NOT have a matching grip, it has no grip, why would a comment have a grip?
@@underkitten very VERY fair point. I do like hearing "With a MATCHING GRIP, aahhhh damn sights not dahl, and is that a hyperion barrel?" sort of stuff again.
Would be very difficult without some kind of gear to provide ammo regen (not sure there is any for gaige) as even the ultimate shotgun ammo upgrade it not very much. I bet he'd be fine tho
@Jack Bicheno that is definitely the way to take the gaige build in terms of brain melty comfort playing after work. Have tested. Somehow the laptop that used to run the game cannot anymore. Feel free to solicit my Pokemon go trainer code ig for anybody reading this
I know it's probably a wooosh but BAR just makes the game not as fun anymore. Every stat gets insanely busted. What would be the point in finding a good slagga when the BAR gives an extra 30% slag chance? Least thats how it's seen
The cheremie is probably the worst moxxi gun in bl2 since a blue nonunique version does more damage since they got rid of the splash on it so basically its not that great.
Hey Joltz I just want to say you're my Borderlands hero. Every skip I learned and every farm I do was thanks to you and if I were to give ya a rarity you would be pearlescent. I hope you keep the work up and give us the much needed joy and entertainment we need.
My favorite thing about BL3 is how Zane decided to become a vault hunter, it’s like he was thinking, and was like, “ya know what, my family keeps dying because of the vault hunters, maybe I should become one so I don’t die.”
The other day, I came home and my mom had made pasta for dinner. She goes, "I made alfredo!". Out of pure impulse, I said "does it have a matching grip though?"
Jolts: Isnt getting a drop The Chat: Statistics show your drop chance goes up Infinitly if you say "AAAAAANNNNNDDD" Me sitting here: hes gonna say the thing
Launchers for second winds should not be allowed, it’s actually easy to get back up with a Pimpernel in pretty much all situations once you have it. I’m speaking from my experience because I did a Sniper Zer0 playtrough myself before from lvl 1 all the way to OP 10. Maybe want to do it again someday, it was so much fun.
joltz i have been watching your vids for years, back when i would get home from middle school and go on to my tablet and watch you do playthroughs. i showed one of my friends your music and she said it was pretty good! love you man! -matching grip
I haven't played Borderlands 2 for a year because I got burnt out from playing since the time I was 9-14. I beat it at least 30+ times. I'm getting the urge again and I have a group wanting to join. The king has returned. Edit: Also I find it hilarious I became pretty much a master at the game before I was even legally "supposed" to play it.
Lyudmilla was the name of a Russian female sniper in world war 2 she was known as the man killer Something like 120 confirmed kills Pretty awesome homage right there
@@ImAUltraNova quite frankly, its actually relatively simple creating a sentence in daily English that resists any renaming, replacing and generally maligning in any tangential reference directed at the banned letter that we *cultured* individuals have deigned is an unfit letter and must be replaced by a number, because we are c00l. :) Edit: 00ps a c0uple slipped thr0ugh Edit 2: see above :)
I just started my first playthrough of bl2 in years and I decided to farm savage lee a couple times, see what herald I could get. On the third try I got a double penetrating with matching grip and 24 round clip. On the same day, I got two fastballs from boll in two runs. Earlier that day I had been playing bl1 and got a cobra out of a chest. Then I got a chest with 3 legendaries including a really good 2 mag unforgiven, a double Thanatos, a chimera, and a really good masher. I have video proof of all these drops, any single one of them on their own wouldn’t be that special but to get all this in one day, this has been my luckiest day ever in the series and I’ve probably put at least 7,500 hours into the series total considering I’m at 4200 hours played on bl2 alone. Just wanted to share this with other borderlands players because it was an unbelievable session.
If I had the skill to code a gun I would make it: Name- The Joltzer It’s basically the gub but shock Ammo- always has 139 Always comes with a matching grip Red text- POINTZ!!! special- +139% damage Says joltzdude quotes Skin- blue with JOLTZ written on the side
Joltz: "dude seconds winds are going to be SO HARD this playthrough... Am I allowed to use Launchers?" Also Joltz: *Doesn't spec into any accuracy skills and specs into damage skills despite 1-shotting everything anyway*
Ayee! BL2!! I remember asking you on stream when the next series was, and you said “not for a while.” I don’t play bl3... but i still watch the vids. This is great to see though lol. Thanks for getting me though my stomach flu :)))
Who wants to join my sniping clan?
Sign me up
E
Sure why not
Sigh
Yooo can I?
Joltzdude: Starts a Sniper only playthrough
30 minutes into the playthrough: hear me out, rocket launchers
HAHAHA
He just wants his badaboom
True thou
Ever since I started going back into my school, I seemed to have forgotten about you. But now its Christmas break and I needed a really good youtuber to watch so I wasn't bored the whole time. That's when I remembered your'e a really good youtuber! so here I am, glad to be watching you again!
It’s thanksgiving break rn but Christmas will be coming soon
@@stonerjones3837 not everyone lives in america, dum.
Can’t wait to start hearing with a matching grip again
Same XD
With a MATCHING GRIP !
I mean, it will be nice in the highlights, but I feel bad for how much additional farming needed, then again historically joltz has said he likes farming so Im VERY conflicted. anyways this comment does NOT have a matching grip, it has no grip, why would a comment have a grip?
@@Gurmudgin bl2 funner to farm for specific drops compared to a perfect anoint weapon in bl3, due to how unreliable farms are
@@underkitten very VERY fair point. I do like hearing "With a MATCHING GRIP, aahhhh damn sights not dahl, and is that a hyperion barrel?" sort of stuff again.
Joltz: *says with a matching grip*
Everyone: HE DID THE THING!!
4:27 THERE IT IS
He said the thing!!!
Ryhs will be mad because you stole his line
@@parardhyahugo1821 Yo he’s just mad cause I said it better
@@oweng8922 Huh..... Good point
“I’m not even trying to speed run”
Spoken like a true gamer
when picking armor
chat: bulky, bulky, bulky
Joltz: "ok lets do the opposite" ;)
I'd like but 69 likes
The viewers: "NOO-"
Absolutely No one:
Joltz: “Dude”
Jotlz is the man of many quotes
Truly a poet
Nobody:
Joltz playing borderlands 2: I a m s p e e d
YES
HECK YEAHHHHH
he gose super sanic mode
Yea
I was only able to catch the last hour on stream, so this helps catch me up on what I miss!
Enjoy :)
Same
Wait 7 hours ago, in came out 40 minutes ago for me
They are time travelers
@@joshdunnontherun3941 peep the lighting bolt next to my name. I support Joltz by the Join button, and in return I get access to some videos early
Captain Flynt: Attacks Joltz
Joltz: Peace was never an option.
It is throwback time once more
Woo!
Any thoughts on doing a 12-Gaige challenge?
Gaige, shotguns only.
That sounds cool as hell.
Would be very difficult without some kind of gear to provide ammo regen (not sure there is any for gaige) as even the ultimate shotgun ammo upgrade it not very much. I bet he'd be fine tho
@Jack Bicheno that is definitely the way to take the gaige build in terms of brain melty comfort playing after work. Have tested. Somehow the laptop that used to run the game cannot anymore. Feel free to solicit my Pokemon go trainer code ig for anybody reading this
@@gavincleland9010 nope, just the sham. but sham means no bee, which means crazy less damage.
When Joltz said "Level Up" I felt that.
WITH A MATCHING GRIP!!!
“Lemme turn off BAR it makes it too easy”
*over levels himself by 7 levels and get over powered sniper rifle to start the game*
I know it's probably a wooosh but BAR just makes the game not as fun anymore. Every stat gets insanely busted. What would be the point in finding a good slagga when the BAR gives an extra 30% slag chance? Least thats how it's seen
Is Chère-aime going to be your healing weapon? If it's, i love that gun, is kinda unique but no one gives the proper attention it deserves
Yep! That is my only moxxi weapon. I think I'll be relying on transfusion grenades more.
I like that gun
The cheremie is probably the worst moxxi gun in bl2 since a blue nonunique version does more damage since they got rid of the splash on it so basically its not that great.
Joltz: “Did you know Bad Maw backwards is “Maw Bad”
Me: ...”Dab Wam”?...”Wam Dab?”... Hmmm....
Straight fax no printer 🖨🖨🖨
its Wam Dab
I think it was a reference to his older playthrough
The real question is what is bad maw UPSIDOWN
@@williambanack8785 it would be paq wam
Once again time to binge another older Joltz playlist c:
Hey Joltz I just want to say you're my Borderlands hero. Every skip I learned and every farm I do was thanks to you and if I were to give ya a rarity you would be pearlescent. I hope you keep the work up and give us the much needed joy and entertainment we need.
Joltz: 'thinks about lyuda for a second'
Also Joltz: aww yeah it's all coming together
Lyuda is my favorite sniper in the enire vanilla game. But I also enjoy the God Finger quite a bit.
Joltzdude: *disables bar to make it harder*
Also Joltzdude: let’s go over level with dlc
My favorite thing about BL3 is how Zane decided to become a vault hunter, it’s like he was thinking, and was like, “ya know what, my family keeps dying because of the vault hunters, maybe I should become one so I don’t die.”
Damn, I kinda miss the spamable Jakobs Snipers. They were so fricking good, as long as it was green or purple rarity.
Thanks for the content. I was heavily into bl2 a few years ago and your content. Really helped me pass the time.
Joltz: i should not have this sniper it's to OP.
Joltz afterwards: "violently shots the enemy's with the same gun".
"Yo, get your blade out of my barrel" - Joltzdude139 2020
8:47 Roland looks like my girlfriends brother when he looks at me
Lilith: have you ever faked...
Joltz: No
The other day, I came home and my mom had made pasta for dinner. She goes, "I made alfredo!". Out of pure impulse, I said "does it have a matching grip though?"
Well, did it?
@@pluto3194 ya darn right it did. Mama bear knows quality lol
@FullTimeSlacker stg. Matching grip has become a part of my day to day
@FullTimeSlacker no its true I was the pasta, after everyone clapped !
This is the 5th time I’ve watched this series because the crits are so satisfying 😂
Joltzdude when he realizes that oxygen doesn't come with a matching grip: :'-(
Nothing brings me more joy than a BL2 challenge run
i love how the zer0 in the intro just accepts his fate
Lt. Davis: Our shield won't last that long without the core.
Joltz:Leaves the old core there while farming for hours.
AHHHH that's such a good intro it's kinda funny
Is it just me or does anyone else like joltzdudes videos before you watch them because you already know you'll like it
Jolts: Isnt getting a drop
The Chat: Statistics show your drop chance goes up Infinitly if you say "AAAAAANNNNNDDD"
Me sitting here: hes gonna say the thing
Jolts: don’t steal my kill
Lilith: *dabs while stealing kill*
Oof
Joltz: K6 aim XD
also Joltz: *proceeds to not miss any shots for several minutes of the video
i think i’ve watched all of joltz’s playthroughs at least 3 times, whenever i’ve got nothing to watch i know i can come back to these :3
Joltz casually subjecting Pvt Jessup to a Ground hog day existence
Thank you so much for another borderlands series Joltz! I freking loved watching these in the past and I really enjoy seeing the game again!
Imagine joltz said “yes” when Lilith asked him if he has ever faked his own death
Your videos always are out by the time I get home from work. Thanks for all the content!
i'm from the future and the face mcshooty is very fun very very fun.
I'll be back to see how this ages
@@BreejonWashington i don't know if you can tell but this is a joke face mcshooty was very tough
I’m pretty sure Lyudmila is a reference to Lyudmila Pavlichenko, a Soviet sniper.
7:22 “Yo get your blade out of my barrel.” *Dirty mind intensifies*
I’ve been missing these videos, playthroughs are my favorite
Seeimg the door guy is like seeing an old friend. That you proceed to run over and shoot in the face. All in good fun of course.
Launchers for second winds should not be allowed, it’s actually easy to get back up with a Pimpernel in pretty much all situations once you have it.
I’m speaking from my experience because I did a Sniper Zer0 playtrough myself before from lvl 1 all the way to OP 10. Maybe want to do it again someday, it was so much fun.
How long did it take you to write all of your music tracks? I, personally gave up around the 30 minute mark.
This is my most anticipated series for a long time
joltz i have been watching your vids for years, back when i would get home from middle school and go on to my tablet and watch you do playthroughs. i showed one of my friends your music and she said it was pretty good! love you man!
-matching grip
Gladiator vs Gladiator VS INCENDIARY BARREL THE INVINCIBLE!!
Vs barrel troll
I haven't played Borderlands 2 for a year because I got burnt out from playing since the time I was 9-14. I beat it at least 30+ times. I'm getting the urge again and I have a group wanting to join. The king has returned.
Edit: Also I find it hilarious I became pretty much a master at the game before I was even legally "supposed" to play it.
“Comment from the UA-cam isssss- the comment from the UA-cam issss- the comment from the UA-cam issss” the comment from the UA-cam.
This is a dream come true. Bl2 is my absolute favorite. Very much looking forward to the series. Let’s make it a long one. OP10 peak!!
Lyudmilla was the name of a Russian female sniper in world war 2 she was known as the man killer
Something like 120 confirmed kills
Pretty awesome homage right there
Yknow if it wasn't for joltz, I wouldn't know the screen flashing and saying "LEVEL UP!" means that he leveled up. Thank good he let's us viewers know
Joltz naming his character after K6 and killed a bandit with a barrel. K6 is really rubbing off on him lol
Been waiting for Bl2 for a while now. Thanks Joltz!
The socially distant playthrough.
Ooh good ol' BL2! I have watched all previous BL2 episodes and here's the new one! Love you, Joltz
I play bl2 on Xbox and I will always call it the Lyuda.
I'm about to install a mod to rename it back to Lyuda.
even if you're a die hard xbox fan like I am, nobody calls it the white death
During the stream Mopioid taught him how to change the name back so he did! :)
Joltz playing borderlands: s p e e d a n d l u c k y d r o p s
Me playing borderlands: s l o w
Do you ever just smell beans???
been a while since I haven't watched one of these I'm pumped to watch all of this series, recently re-watched some of the pre-sequel playthroughs
Every c0mment sh0uld have a zer0 instead 0f letter "o"
This was harder than it seams!
its n0t that hard
@@ImAUltraNova quite frankly, its actually relatively simple creating a sentence in daily English that resists any renaming, replacing and generally maligning in any tangential reference directed at the banned letter that we *cultured* individuals have deigned is an unfit letter and must be replaced by a number, because we are c00l. :)
Edit: 00ps a c0uple slipped thr0ugh
Edit 2: see above :)
@@albastian_9817 all fixed :0
What d0 y0u mean?
0mg
Watching how you play bl2 is my favorite thing
Why have I never noticed zero has 4 fingers
Same
I just started my first playthrough of bl2 in years and I decided to farm savage lee a couple times, see what herald I could get. On the third try I got a double penetrating with matching grip and 24 round clip. On the same day, I got two fastballs from boll in two runs. Earlier that day I had been playing bl1 and got a cobra out of a chest. Then I got a chest with 3 legendaries including a really good 2 mag unforgiven, a double Thanatos, a chimera, and a really good masher. I have video proof of all these drops, any single one of them on their own wouldn’t be that special but to get all this in one day, this has been my luckiest day ever in the series and I’ve probably put at least 7,500 hours into the series total considering I’m at 4200 hours played on bl2 alone. Just wanted to share this with other borderlands players because it was an unbelievable session.
New name: not zero snipers
n0t zer0 snipers
Watching your videos makes me feel relaxed since I haven't played borderlands in a while!
So you’re not probably going to see this but I hope you get your dream in life from me I hope you get 1millsubs
9:43 Banbury gentleman's railer
Joltz is so good at skips that one day he’s gonna start phasing through walls in real life.
I have wanted this for at least two years :D
i love how you do this as a challenge, but others, like me and some friends, do that just as a normal playthrough XD
If I had the skill to code a gun I would make it:
Name- The Joltzer
It’s basically the gub but shock
Ammo- always has 139
Always comes with a matching grip
Red text- POINTZ!!!
special- +139% damage
Says joltzdude quotes
Skin- blue with JOLTZ written on the side
BL3: Puts more content in the game.
Jolts:Ima head out
Joltz: "dude seconds winds are going to be SO HARD this playthrough... Am I allowed to use Launchers?"
Also Joltz: *Doesn't spec into any accuracy skills and specs into damage skills despite 1-shotting everything anyway*
That intro music is amazing. Good job Joltz
Ayee! BL2!! I remember asking you on stream when the next series was, and you said “not for a while.” I don’t play bl3... but i still watch the vids. This is great to see though lol. Thanks for getting me though my stomach flu :)))
I appreciate that still you go back and play Borderlands 2 again.
Yesssss this brings me back to watching all of your bl2 play throughs 😭
2 years later and still a brilliant series
Joltz: YES a god sniper
Flynt: ha puny sniper go brrrr
Joltz: with a matching grip
Me: Cool a legendary
ahh yes another borderlands 2 series i can binge watch everyday for no reason
Thank you for making ever day better with all your vids!!!
Yes! Back to BL2 with an actually interesting & fun endgame :D looking forward to this Series!
"Get your blade outta my barrel" I laughed at that more than I should have.
dang 1 year ago already. remember when this was new.
Been re watching your old bl2 videos for tips for my zero I’m happy to see you’re doing another playthrough
I feel some sort of nostalgia seeing a BL2 play through, feels nice
Joltz EVERY Playthrough: THERE IT IS, WITH THE MATCHING GRIP, AAAAAND, ONE MORE CHAT
Noooo and Dang it
I love seeing every new intro so much it just gives me so much melatonin
i love these seriers that joltz does, they always make me feel better
I don’t know how you consistently play this series so much Joltz, especially BL3
I'm so happy you're back to bl2, its by far my favorite game to watch you play.