Breaking it down. 100% of this channels ad-sense, superchat, and thanks goes to charity. 100% Patreon goes to production of the series The Newer Testament. 100% of merch sales goes to Peter and Paul of Doomed Productions. And 100% of Cameos goes to Jesus… well, actually it is more like 75%, that is if you book the Cameo on the web at www.cameo.com/thejesuschrist , otherwise if you use the app… it’s more like 55%, so definitely book directly with the link. 🙏🏼
Jesus was a jew, of Nazareth. And it said He was not good to look apon. This graven image/mockery of christ is evil. Please turn from this deed. Turn to faith in the real Jesus and be saved. Or may you fall.
O dearest loving Jesus please help me to be good to say the things and do the things that all good children should and if some times I slip a bit and things get out of hand o dearest loving help the grown ups understand that it isn't always easy to be as good as good can be but that I'm getting better lord because your helping me
@@DanielBrosman08211986 Makes me feel no different towards the person behind the act. He divorced and lost guardianship of a daughter, so I am just showing a bit of empathy, nothing too deep. Also, he still is a great entertainer!
@@applesaretasty2.099 this is Wong jesus said at the end time ⏲️ people people are going to thet they are jesus. People going to to say thet jesus in the desert but don't even bother to go to the desert and try to . And things are one of the many sides thet I iam coming .
@@jferrod1981 seems like an odd reason to be atheist, people go to war regardless of religion back then the motivation was not a missionary but to conquer lands and expand territory, and now its kind of the same but rather we fight for the resources in said territory, you say oil and America will glitch through from the backrooms and suck it all up like a succubus, I'd say a good reason to he an atheist is just specific nonsensical rules that religion insists upon you like how s3x is not allowed before marriage or how you can't eat this food because its haram and they don't even elaborate why, or how some of them literally peddle mass procrastination to achieve enlightenment as if that would solve the worlds problem
"... You can go back, but if you don't know there's still time to change the road you're on." On the organ, it took me SO long to pin down. I'm autistic and get stuck on songs. Lol I am so happy to have you back. We missed you so much.
This has been just a video, In the Bible God said in Matthew 24:36 No One Knows the Day or Hour 36 “But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of [a]heaven, but My Father only.
And he is all-knowing , all-doing creator with no common sence or empathy towards people from other continents. He couldn't even write a proper book and all the prophets couldn't even preserve the so called book over the time. His power is as good as Thor's in MCU in its 4th phase. Praised be the true and only lord and saviour Mighty Space God with thousand and twenty seven Noodly Appendages with which he pardons thou acts of incredible gullibility and foolishnesd.
@@HonouraryMember He does show empathy towards people from other continents, have you read the Bible? Also the preservation of the ancient hebrew texts and ancient greek texts is well known to be perfect. I think you are just hearing things from random people online
i forgot why im subbed to this channel, and im watching the livestream right now saying i should watch this video. eitherway i'm glad we got jesus christ back :)
I really enjoyed this long format video, the comedy was on point and it was edited nicely. Hope to see many more 🙏 Jesus! A real deciple going to heaven here.
LOVE the Power Rangers lightning effect, lol. Oh, and Jesus... when You come to my house, remember to put the seat back down after making pee-pee. lol.
Hey JC!! Firstly, glad you are back and doing what you love and more importantly that things are going better than you expected them to be with the family situation, that truly rocks man! Secondly, this is epic! I think it is about the right length for the episodes especially for those that may be new to your channel as I think it gives them the perfect amount of content to enjoy and learn a little about what you do and what you want the channel to be! As always love you man!
I’m so glad you have returned! I studied the Bible and ancient Holy acts abounded, but as our wickedness increased, as did our scientific knowledge and sensitive equipment, I began to doubt God’s very existence because of the notable absence of detecting Holy sightings, miracles, revengeful plagues, floods, and all the rest... you were always there, but only camera shy. My faith couldn’t be stronger! ❤❤❤ Love, your humble disciple.
You're back with a newer testament instead of the wrath and the rapture. Hail you Jesus Christ for the mercy and welcome back to UA-cam my lord we miss you since your last upload! ❤️ Moistcr1tikal is still *THE* Jesus Christ of the internet.
Hi Jesus, Lester here! Great to see you back. I imagine an episode with you surrounded by a barnyard full of farm animals. Think about it! You got my #
At camp this summer, I had a friend from Spain who had never had tater tots before. When he had them, he fell in love with them and wouldn’t stop eating them.
This ruled. I’ll say it right now, I would love to see adult swim pick this up and would not be surprised if they did. This show would fit so well on that channel. Way to go! Also, loved Skweezy Jibbs in this, what a surprise.
This was filmed in Portland. Seeing something like that in Portland is a daily occurrence except Jesus normally should be naked and high and throwing feces (just kidding I love Portland!)
Behold!! The 2nd Coming! Or perhaps the 3rd, 4th, or 555th. Not sure if he stands in for other Gods that have a return arc in their doctrine. In any case, good to see you, Jesus! When I hear someone say "You need Jesus!" I agree, even though I am a Pagan. We all need this particular Jesus in our lives! Be jubilant all ye peoples for He hath returned to walk amongst us.
Revelation 8 1 And I saw the seven angels who stand before God, and to them were given seven trumpets. Another angel, who had a golden censer, came and stood at the altar. He was given much incense to offer, with the prayers of all the saints, on the golden altar before the throne.
Breaking it down.
100% of this channels ad-sense, superchat, and thanks goes to charity.
100% Patreon goes to production of the series The Newer Testament.
100% of merch sales goes to Peter and Paul of Doomed Productions.
And 100% of Cameos goes to Jesus… well, actually it is more like 75%, that is if you book the Cameo on the web at www.cameo.com/thejesuschrist , otherwise if you use the app… it’s more like 55%, so definitely book directly with the link. 🙏🏼
thank you jesus
Jesus was a jew, of Nazareth. And it said He was not good to look apon. This graven image/mockery of christ is evil. Please turn from this deed. Turn to faith in the real Jesus and be saved. Or may you fall.
O dearest loving Jesus please help me to be good to say the things and do the things that all good children should and if some times I slip a bit and things get out of hand o dearest loving help the grown ups understand that it isn't always easy to be as good as good can be but that I'm getting better lord because your helping me
@@Jester-ij2tb so you were saying that the god is hideous looking? idk fam, you might be the one spitting blasphemy here
@@hasanmuttaqin464 I'm talking about Jesus. He pick a humble way to present Himself. Read your Bible it will back up what I'm saying.
I hope all things are better in your life! After all the struggles in the last few years, to see you back is a blessing!
Amen to that!
He is just an actor for youtube
@@DanielBrosman08211986 Makes me feel no different towards the person behind the act. He divorced and lost guardianship of a daughter, so I am just showing a bit of empathy, nothing too deep. Also, he still is a great entertainer!
Wonderful first episode! Love all the characters and it’s cool Skweezy stumbled onto set too! Can’t wait for more.
What’s up Joel. Love your RPG series
Real question is, why are we both watching this shit at 4am? 😂
Blasfereing episode
We missed you Jesus, glad you came back.
Jesus never went anywhere he was just busy saving people. 🙏🏻
@@luciferslettuce i mean youre not wrong
This is not jesus This is a mockery of God
@@rosemwangi2176 😂
@@applesaretasty2.099 this is Wong jesus said at the end time ⏲️ people people are going to thet they are jesus. People going to to say thet jesus in the desert but don't even bother to go to the desert and try to . And things are one of the many sides thet I iam coming .
I may be an athiest but I love you Jesus
I was one, but can you reason out why you are an Atheist?
@@paulwiliam247 why are you doing this in a UA-cam comment section?
@@paulwiliam247 Ahem 100 years war
@@jferrod1981 seems like an odd reason to be atheist, people go to war regardless of religion back then the motivation was not a missionary but to conquer lands and expand territory, and now its kind of the same but rather we fight for the resources in said territory, you say oil and America will glitch through from the backrooms and suck it all up like a succubus, I'd say a good reason to he an atheist is just specific nonsensical rules that religion insists upon you like how s3x is not allowed before marriage or how you can't eat this food because its haram and they don't even elaborate why, or how some of them literally peddle mass procrastination to achieve enlightenment as if that would solve the worlds problem
I'm loving this generation memeing this holy spirit tbh 💀
"That's silly, Jordan is a river. You're Peter" Classic Jesus right there
This is the BEST comeback I've ever seen. Absolutely love this
Comeback of the year 😂
I absolutely love this style of film and series. Super excited to see what's in store and I wish you the best on the new show!
thanks so much, I'm very excited too. the next episode will be availble tomorrow for HolyFans (Patreon)
@@thejesuschrist help me! HEEEEEEEEELP Candy loves sans Posted cringe 😵💫😵💫😵💫
@@thejesuschrist HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!!!
"... You can go back, but if you don't know there's still time to change the road you're on." On the organ, it took me SO long to pin down. I'm autistic and get stuck on songs. Lol I am so happy to have you back. We missed you so much.
It's a song called Stairways to heaven?
@@mrkitty777 It's called "Rape the Altar Boys" by the Wonderful Christian Holy Men!!
@@mrkitty777 yes, lol, but i only caught that^^^ part in the background. 😅
@@GothicVioletVixen i really liked this Jesus episode 🙌
@@mrkitty777 meeeee toooo. We disciples were lost af.
Stairway to Heaven on the pipe organ was a nice touch.
Skweezy and Jesus in the same video is a thing i never thought would happen
Keep it going, this series is the best idea you've ever had, you just need to keep going until people can't help but notice it.
this is my new favorite series thank you so much oh my god
In our time of need, he returns.
Praised be the lord 🙏
@Muriel Torres more like praise the lord
This has been just a video, In the Bible God said in Matthew 24:36 No One Knows the Day or Hour
36 “But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of [a]heaven, but My Father only.
And he is all-knowing , all-doing creator with no common sence or empathy towards people from other continents. He couldn't even write a proper book and all the prophets couldn't even preserve the so called book over the time. His power is as good as Thor's in MCU in its 4th phase.
Praised be the true and only lord and saviour Mighty Space God with thousand and twenty seven Noodly Appendages with which he pardons thou acts of incredible gullibility and foolishnesd.
@@HonouraryMember He does show empathy towards people from other continents, have you read the Bible? Also the preservation of the ancient hebrew texts and ancient greek texts is well known to be perfect. I think you are just hearing things from random people online
@@cix9420 Grow up goofy.
Jesus is finally back! Praise be!
I am crying for how funny this is, it's a constant ride
missed you so mucchhh
its sooo good thet you're back !!
Welcome back! I'm glad to see you returning. I hope you're doing well.
Edit: LMAO. Taking Jesus to all the closed Churches.
People will respect Jesus when he comes back.
i forgot why im subbed to this channel, and im watching the livestream right now saying i should watch this video. eitherway i'm glad we got jesus christ back :)
I really enjoyed this long format video, the comedy was on point and it was edited nicely. Hope to see many more 🙏 Jesus! A real deciple going to heaven here.
The New Testament was SOLID, I am so excited!!!!
LOVE the Power Rangers lightning effect, lol. Oh, and Jesus... when You come to my house, remember to put the seat back down after making pee-pee. lol.
Galatians 6:7
King James Version
7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
He's on his way to write Bible 2.
I like how in the pub the guy plays Stairway to Heaven in the background.
this is so good I will stay tuned for every episode
Skweezy and Jesus was the collab I didn't know would ever exist.
Hey JC!!
Firstly, glad you are back and doing what you love and more importantly that things are going better than you expected them to be with the family situation, that truly rocks man!
Secondly, this is epic! I think it is about the right length for the episodes especially for those that may be new to your channel as I think it gives them the perfect amount of content to enjoy and learn a little about what you do and what you want the channel to be!
As always love you man!
Missed you my dude
The Mel Gibson bit lmaoo
I’m so glad you have returned! I studied the Bible and ancient Holy acts abounded, but as our wickedness increased, as did our scientific knowledge and sensitive equipment, I began to doubt God’s very existence because of the notable absence of detecting Holy sightings, miracles, revengeful plagues, floods, and all the rest... you were always there, but only camera shy. My faith couldn’t be stronger! ❤❤❤ Love, your humble disciple.
Well I hope this is sarcasm.
@@connectthedots5678 My Brother (or sister), there is nothing to be sarcastic about when it comes to Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ 🙏🙏🙏
You're back with a newer testament instead of the wrath and the rapture. Hail you Jesus Christ for the mercy and welcome back to UA-cam my lord we miss you since your last upload! ❤️
Moistcr1tikal is still *THE* Jesus Christ of the internet.
Blasphemy! its true but still. BLASPHEMY!!
I thoroughly enjoyed this!
Hi Jesus, Lester here! Great to see you back. I imagine an episode with you surrounded by a barnyard full of farm animals. Think about it! You got my #
Sounds amazing
Welcome back, Jesus!
HE IS RISEN! 🙏💕
He's UP
He's back😂😂
Yay so happy you're back, you get all my attention via thumbs and bells and such. Praise be!!! 😁
Okay this was absolutely incredible. I am invested in this series like a TV series, it's got an unexpected quality to it.
Great video with some very talented and funny people. Keep it up, I would love to see more of this!
Holy Jesus, you're back! Missed you dearl. Prase be, my lord!
it's good to be back
I am READY for this blessing 💖🌈🍷💖
He's back Jesus is BACK!!!!!
Jesus has returned, maybe Portland can actually begin winter now. 😭
At camp this summer, I had a friend from Spain who had never had tater tots before. When he had them, he fell in love with them and wouldn’t stop eating them.
I have never had tater tots. Can someone help me obtain some?
i hope he’s still enjoyin.
Hello Jezus.
Blessings my dude
We are truly blessed.
Welcome back. Great comeback!
Well, this disciple was very happy to see ye back in action.
~Jeeesussss~
“Never Once Never Twice Never in front of our Lord and Savior,Jesus Christ” -Trevor Wallace.
Newer version of Testament. Someone finally updated it. Yay!
Oh my heavens you’re back!! I missed you dude!! Hope you’re doing well :D!!
Good to see you again Jesus. 😊
Glad to see you back! We needed this!
PTL! Jesus, our Lord and Savior is back! 😀
The Bible says that in the last time,their will be people that claim they are Jesus.
Welcome back lord Jesus I've missed you.
This ruled. I’ll say it right now, I would love to see adult swim pick this up and would not be surprised if they did. This show would fit so well on that channel. Way to go! Also, loved Skweezy Jibbs in this, what a surprise.
I have missed you Jesus. Hope things are getting better in your life.
Excellent Jesus is back, nice one.
You have been missed, hope you had a good break away, maybe a long bath?
God, I LOVE Jesus.
THIS IS BLASPHEMY!!!
Welcome back Jesus! It’s about time! We need you more than ever!
I have Jesus inside me! 😃
I'm happy Jesus Is Back
Imagine driving on your way to work and you just see Jesus running down the sidewalk with two people chasing him
This was filmed in Portland. Seeing something like that in Portland is a daily occurrence except Jesus normally should be naked and high and throwing feces (just kidding I love Portland!)
I like how Jesus stole the watch and pretended like nothing happened.
I’m so excited for this series!! Praise Jeeeebus!!!❤️❤️
I hope this gets picked up by the algorithm
Praise be
Oh my God!!! I mean Jesus
😄
This is honestly pretty good, hope a lot more people get to watch it!
exmo eastereggs would be amazing btw. Love your stuff, please keep it up, fellow exmo, would love to see a few exmo eastereggs =)
keep your eyes peeled and your ears open, there will be pleanty
I hope this channel blows up again, good luck Jesus.
Finallllyyyyy!!! 😭😭😭 ❤️
After such a longgg timee 😍
Was so much overwhelmed with my emotions 😫
Can't wait to see more
He hath returned! Praise Jesus! This is a fantastic mockumentary. :D
OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
❣️❣️❣️❤️🌹HOPE YOU ALL ARE ALWAYS GIVEN HEALTH AND SAFETY.. I LOVE YOU ALL.. ️🌹❤️❣️❣️❤️❣️❣️❣️🙏🙏
Jeeeeesus! So glad to see you back.
Oh my rapture I think I've come too, Jesus!
OMG: Jesus + Doomed Productions!!!
Behold!! The 2nd Coming! Or perhaps the 3rd, 4th, or 555th. Not sure if he stands in for other Gods that have a return arc in their doctrine.
In any case, good to see you, Jesus! When I hear someone say "You need Jesus!" I agree, even though I am a Pagan. We all need this particular Jesus in our lives! Be jubilant all ye peoples for He hath returned to walk amongst us.
Glad to see penguinz0 is uploading again!
Idk why is this not getting more views. It's a multi-star collab
Lol I can't. this is already fantastic... Great job to everyone who worked on this. 💚🙏
Unrelated, but I want to give Him a hug 🫂
AND ON THE THIRD DAY HE ROSE FROM THE GRAVE AMEN 🙏🙏🙏
Those snacks look delicious.i can't believe no one came for them. 😅
*Ayo! Jesus, my homie, the savior, the funny man Is back!*
✨🙏🏿✨
☮️💟
⭐️🌟✨
Welcome back J dawg
My Lord and Savior has returned to us my brothers and sisters🙏🙏🙏
OUR SAVIOR HAS RETURNED ❤❤❤
We miss you Jesus.
I love how he runs when there is a church 🥺❤️
I’m here from the live. Stay blessed 🙏
He is risen! Blessed be.
Blessed be with God on Earth.
Flemish Acapella choir ... divine taste ;)
I love the message!! You speak Truth❤
Praise be! Jesus, you made my day!
Tell your Dad 'thanks' for making my everything else!
This is great. I love all the actors
Revelation 8 1
And I saw the seven angels who stand before God, and to them were given seven trumpets. Another angel, who had a golden censer, came and stood at the altar. He was given much incense to offer, with the prayers of all the saints, on the golden altar before the throne.