Why I LOST in court…all the juicy details

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  • @gorgonzolastan
    @gorgonzolastan 5 років тому +8381

    Well, let's be honest. The legal system hasn't exactly, historically, been on your side, Jesus.

    • @estebanumba
      @estebanumba 5 років тому +68

      Why this only has 31 likes?

    • @davute9546
      @davute9546 5 років тому +41

      CORRECT!!!!

    • @JustAChinesePleb
      @JustAChinesePleb 5 років тому +144

      God damn Romans
      Oh shit, Karen is a Roman.

    • @davute9546
      @davute9546 5 років тому +12

      @@JustAChinesePleb ROMA INVICTA!!! or something like that

    • @rcoverc
      @rcoverc 5 років тому +18

      this is actually pretty funny

  • @danmorgan3685
    @danmorgan3685 5 років тому +1904

    Man, you know it's rough when Jesus has to crack open a cold one.

    • @zythex4385
      @zythex4385 5 років тому +57

      @PiK yeah but you don't get the satisfying feeling of cracking open the cold one

    • @fugly_fetus
      @fugly_fetus 5 років тому +21

      This time, with out the boys

    • @tatotatoo5404
      @tatotatoo5404 5 років тому

      @@zythex4385 yeah you have a good point.

    • @Victory619
      @Victory619 5 років тому

      @eating sugar no papa hey... it's a joke

    • @ManDownUnder2
      @ManDownUnder2 5 років тому

      @PiK he turned the beer into wine

  • @Anachronismgorl
    @Anachronismgorl 5 років тому +2718

    ”I like it better than wine.”
    Jesus Christ likes Oregon beer better than wine. There’s an endorsement for you.

    • @camper1749
      @camper1749 5 років тому +28

      After he moves there can he turn regular beer into oregon beer?

    • @CalM383
      @CalM383 5 років тому +5

      Camper he can do anything

    • @augusttenkhoff4434
      @augusttenkhoff4434 5 років тому +1

      oregon is good

    • @Aeiou999
      @Aeiou999 5 років тому +1

      Only two hours from me

    • @jamietanguay4682
      @jamietanguay4682 5 років тому +1

      *not sponsored 😂

  • @God-rl9ds
    @God-rl9ds 5 років тому +3762

    Looks like I need to do some more smiting

    • @ramennoodles1888
      @ramennoodles1888 4 роки тому +230

      God yooo u been getting my prayers?

    • @PerfectOxygen
      @PerfectOxygen 4 роки тому +156

      They are literally taking your grandchildren away from your son, no wonder why you gotta smite them

    • @crazinessclashofclans
      @crazinessclashofclans 4 роки тому +37

      Sorry I can’t like it’s at 69 likes

    • @xopgoat10
      @xopgoat10 4 роки тому +43

      God can you fix the messy situation we are in

    • @ICHANGEDMYNAME
      @ICHANGEDMYNAME 4 роки тому +30

      Yo god can you hook us up a spot in heaven cause if you can. Greatly appreciated cause my death is soon too come and I know it

  • @Kalightortaio
    @Kalightortaio 5 років тому +3015

    Hey. Stay strong. If you need to talk, there's a whole community here for you. Always.

    • @thejesuschrist
      @thejesuschrist  5 років тому +461

      This is precisely what I love about UA-cam above all other platforms. 😇

    • @com7944
      @com7944 5 років тому +17

      @@thejesuschrist luckey you have UA-cam!

    • @funjay9559
      @funjay9559 5 років тому +11

      Jesus Christ you have 69 likes. Please be praised with a NICE.

    • @frickman8065
      @frickman8065 5 років тому +5

      Jesus Christ You don’t deserve all these bad things. I am incredibly sorry. Things will get better. Don’t worry Jesus.

    • @georgebuckley284
      @georgebuckley284 5 років тому +5

      FTC lucky UA-cam has Jesus

  • @100millionsubscriberswithv9
    @100millionsubscriberswithv9 5 років тому +1926

    Never thought I'd be praying for Jesus Christ.

    • @macnate1237
      @macnate1237 5 років тому +21

      How about a friend?

    • @amjackson2115
      @amjackson2115 5 років тому +30

      Jesus Christ is a friend tho

    • @Bushwhackerdk
      @Bushwhackerdk 5 років тому +6

      @@macnate1237 aye i could do that

    • @reversetime5956
      @reversetime5956 5 років тому +1

      It’s a joke you fuck

    • @NeophyteGD
      @NeophyteGD 5 років тому

      @@macnate1237 for a friend I would pray to every go there is

  • @ethanwood5700
    @ethanwood5700 5 років тому +830

    Jesus, I'm a child of a broken home and my father was an abuser. At least I was told that but now that I'm older and less influenced by my mother. I realize that my father was never abusive and my mother wanted to control me and my way of thinking. Watching you go through this has made me realize the stress and strain my father suffered. I only hope and pray your situation improves and I'll do what I can to support you

    • @nessiebear91699
      @nessiebear91699 5 років тому +18

      Literally the same! I hope his kids get the justice they deserve. I managed to reconnect with my dad despite not trusting him and it was the best decision I ever made. Hopefully his kids will be able to do the same some day :)

    • @brb5000
      @brb5000 5 років тому +7

      I’ve been raised in a home we’re everyone basically hates each other so Most of my friends live in broken families. Hopefully everything gets better for him

    • @sungibatman1996
      @sungibatman1996 5 років тому +1

      What an interesting childhood.

    • @egroegartfart
      @egroegartfart 5 років тому +3

      Wow, do we have the same mother Ethan? That's crazy. that's exactly how my mom was and still is. She wants to control everyone, and I've been the brunt of the biggest part of it my whole life. I only just started standing up for myself a year ago. which has caused her to become even more abusive and controlling. So I've stayed away for the last few months and not talked to her. I'm not going to allow myself to be treated like that anymore.

    • @ethanwood5700
      @ethanwood5700 5 років тому +2

      @@egroegartfart seriously, I'm glad you finally decided to stand up. Don't stay under her thumb.

  • @domjanabi6006
    @domjanabi6006 5 років тому +1112

    jesus
    * exists*
    society:
    *peace was never an option*

    • @lockyswinfield695
      @lockyswinfield695 5 років тому +2

      keyword 'exists'

    • @dumb2126
      @dumb2126 5 років тому +15

      @@lockyswinfield695 The Bible may not be fact, but Jesus was a guy... Who existed.

    • @alhamdleallah
      @alhamdleallah 4 роки тому

      وَاتَّقُوا يَوْمًا تُرْجَعُونَ فِيهِ إِلَى اللَّهِ ۖ ثُمَّ تُوَفَّىٰ كُلُّ نَفْسٍ مَا كَسَبَتْ وَهُمْ لَا يُظْلَمُونَ
      And fear the Day when ye shall be brought back to Allah. Then shall every soul be paid what it earned, and none shall be dealt with unjustly.
      thats recommend from allah

    • @MazdaRX7007
      @MazdaRX7007 4 роки тому +5

      @@alhamdleallah bro the verse doesn't really talk about the topic of jesus.

    • @hubbabubba4242
      @hubbabubba4242 4 роки тому +1

      Locky Swinfield why are u even-

  • @TheRealGanonKirby
    @TheRealGanonKirby 5 років тому +632

    What he said: "Why I lost in court."
    What he thought: "Father, forgive them for they know not what they do."

    • @jaspersuri1304
      @jaspersuri1304 5 років тому +1

      This is hilarious because he doesn't believe in god

    • @jaspersuri1304
      @jaspersuri1304 5 років тому +1

      @@ozymandias4758 sometihing tells me you don't kmow this guys story lmao

    • @violetistryingherbest7475
      @violetistryingherbest7475 5 років тому +1

      @@ozymandias4758 how so?

    • @violetistryingherbest7475
      @violetistryingherbest7475 5 років тому +1

      @@ozymandias4758 that still doesn't explain why its offensive

    • @TheRealGanonKirby
      @TheRealGanonKirby 5 років тому +1

      @@ozymandias4758 it's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard, buddy

  • @noman4087
    @noman4087 5 років тому +1410

    All the Christians be gangsta till Jesus says he likes beer instead of wine

    • @falconinthedive
      @falconinthedive 5 років тому +50

      It's blood and body in one. Alcoholic bread

    • @J4__
      @J4__ 5 років тому +9

      Next thing you know he says he likes toast more then bread

    • @codysmit
      @codysmit 5 років тому

      @@J4__ Would that mean that cremation is the holiest funeral rite?

    • @googoogaga7986
      @googoogaga7986 5 років тому +1

      He’s not gonna drink his own blood lmao

    • @Ella-bg2ve
      @Ella-bg2ve 3 роки тому +1

      If he likes wine he’d be symbolically drinking his own blood

  • @uhloganidk
    @uhloganidk 5 років тому +3496

    I’m so sorry about your kids

    • @user-zu6ts5fb6g
      @user-zu6ts5fb6g 5 років тому +4

      What happened to his kids?

    • @dialga236
      @dialga236 5 років тому +55

      @@user-zu6ts5fb6g He lost custody of them...

    • @user-zu6ts5fb6g
      @user-zu6ts5fb6g 5 років тому +10

      @@dialga236 Oh why is that? Did the kids want to stay with him? Or wtf is going on

    • @derpmcgerp8062
      @derpmcgerp8062 5 років тому +11

      @@user-zu6ts5fb6g stay tuned for the details. Lol

    • @rebelion160
      @rebelion160 5 років тому +19

      @@user-zu6ts5fb6g check the title…

  • @karkatreal4697
    @karkatreal4697 5 років тому +1660

    The judge did something illegal, I'm pretty sure biases are not allowed for judges to have in court. Its innocent until proven guilty (that's the law)

    • @D1ONY5US
      @D1ONY5US 5 років тому +404

      It's definitely biased. There should be ZERO bias in court (I'm a law student.) It's illegal. And if he could afford it, I'd sue that judge!

    • @D1ONY5US
      @D1ONY5US 5 років тому +177

      Sally M Do you really think I believe everything? Of course there’s holes. I just look at this from the perspective of the bias. Which, there shouldn’t be any. If you’re a lawyer, judge, or work with witnesses, you have to constantly be wary of what the defendants and prosecutors say. Everyone has a different side of the story, so his ex-wife will inevitably have a different story. I hate bias in court (I experienced it myself, that’s why I want to be a lawyer) I look at this from only his side of the story. And until you have another side. You have to work from that. Do I believe everything? No. You just can’t if you work for law.

    • @destinyarmao8736
      @destinyarmao8736 5 років тому +5

      O.m.g

    • @heloswelo6309
      @heloswelo6309 5 років тому +66

      @@S.D.M022 be shushed Jesus doesn't lie

    • @Meboy-uv5td
      @Meboy-uv5td 5 років тому +54

      @@S.D.M022 while i agree that there are holes, this is not an unbelievable story, there are some places that definitely would do this sort of thing that i know of

  • @jackkwok5197
    @jackkwok5197 5 років тому +2415

    This a father that actually cares, there's no reason he should've lost

    • @HighScienceRealms
      @HighScienceRealms 5 років тому +81

      He should've done the NetNobody approach. Find a loophole exploit the legal system, then get his kids back like Sky did.

    • @erase6138
      @erase6138 5 років тому +51

      Even worse, there were people happy he lost

    • @Travis-Thoth
      @Travis-Thoth 5 років тому +40

      Tell that to the feminist who work for and run the family court system.

    • @Pusfilth
      @Pusfilth 5 років тому +10

      Jack Kwok he lost because he dresses up like Jesus Christ 🤦‍♀️

    • @-Genki
      @-Genki 5 років тому +22

      @@Pusfilth I doubt that

  • @jacksonjabba
    @jacksonjabba 5 років тому +1061

    The US: we have separation of church and state
    Also the US:

    • @I.disagree
      @I.disagree 5 років тому +13

      Nothing new tbh

    • @frootjuice91
      @frootjuice91 5 років тому +23

      How does the US have a separation of church and state when religious institutions pay no taxes and dollar bills have the phrase “In God We Trust” on them?

    • @fa2lemuelm2
      @fa2lemuelm2 5 років тому +5

      Also the pledge of allegiance sadly.

    • @nerdherdryan
      @nerdherdryan 5 років тому +13

      @@frootjuice91 no taxes is BECAUSE of the separation of Church and state. Normal citizens are viewed as within the state, so they have to pay taxes, but religious institutions are supposed to be independent of the state, therefore no taxes (of certain types). However the "in God we trust" is a fair critique, but a president insisted, and since then people have used the word "God" in a non religious context very often, so courts have generally said that it's generic enough to leave in place without going to the supreme Court.

    • @GRBtutorials
      @GRBtutorials 5 років тому +2

      The worst of all is that as ironic as it may seem, this is quite recent. The founding fathers defended full separation of church and state, and the original slogan printed on money was “E pluribus unum”, “from many, one”. This all started in the 20th century...

  • @geotermyk3911
    @geotermyk3911 5 років тому +1636

    "All the money from this video goes to charity"
    *Gets demonetised*

    • @errousmasterofchaos69
      @errousmasterofchaos69 5 років тому +193

      UA-cam: "Just doing gods work"

    • @toarrestsomeoneistoviolate2643
      @toarrestsomeoneistoviolate2643 5 років тому +7

      Another criminal who lost in court. How the tables have turned on the Jeebus nut 😂

    • @FrannieFibgert
      @FrannieFibgert 5 років тому +81

      🌞 The LOL of Attraction 👑 ??? U sayin Jesus is a criminal? Watch the fucking video and read the article from the interviewer that spent a day with him. He is NOT a criminal whatsoever and loves his children.

    • @coolcool5181
      @coolcool5181 5 років тому +53

      @@toarrestsomeoneistoviolate2643 Go kick a wall you waste of space

    • @jammy6104
      @jammy6104 5 років тому +3

      @@coolcool5181 cool cool 👌

  • @matthewmatthew8263
    @matthewmatthew8263 3 роки тому +23

    His “fine, I’ll do it myself” reaction of becoming a lawyer shows his immeasurable love for his kids more than anything else

  • @salazar556
    @salazar556 5 років тому +975

    Jesus: **starts off the video with a charity for saving animals**
    HOW COULD SOMEONE TAKE THIS MAN'S KIDS AWAY?!

    • @surprisetroll5700
      @surprisetroll5700 5 років тому +35

      Because in this world good people are always shit on for no reason no matter what it’s part of life

    • @funkguylorz7315
      @funkguylorz7315 5 років тому +12

      HowManyChungusCanAChunguChungChun As someone who had to learn this the hard way since the only way I can be happy is to make others happy, yes I can confirm this is true

    • @hth1751
      @hth1751 5 років тому +10

      Salazar probably because family court and the American legal system destroys men everyday especially in California

    • @justsomeguywithaquestionab3175
      @justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 5 років тому

      @@hth1751 I actually live in CA. Welp, time to move out.

    • @RobinFlysHigh
      @RobinFlysHigh 5 років тому

      @@hth1751 I don't think the mother and kids live in California

  • @dr.flipflop8523
    @dr.flipflop8523 5 років тому +184

    “It’s also worth noting. Each one of my videos saves the life of a dog!”
    *HOLD THE PHONE!*

  • @MikeG_cpt
    @MikeG_cpt 5 років тому +635

    When you inadvertently actually become Jesus Christ

  • @fionnternet2169
    @fionnternet2169 4 роки тому +274

    To quote the words of Sam O'nella Academy - My profit; he was a great honest man who spread peace and love across the world, and did all he could to help other in need. And then, at the end, he fell face first into a fucking bear trap and died, so yeah. That's our religious symbol, a fucking beartrap.

  • @armo5637
    @armo5637 5 років тому +632

    Jesus: *Loses in court*
    God: *Noah, GET THE BOAT*

  • @nathanflores1549
    @nathanflores1549 5 років тому +1284

    I like he doesn't even really blame his ex wife, he just wants his kids like wtf

    • @Ajax_DishSoap
      @Ajax_DishSoap 5 років тому +128

      @Offer Your Soul To Me Dark One he's not blaming religion, he's blaming the religious bias from the judge

    • @pasta2159
      @pasta2159 5 років тому +13

      @Offer Your Soul To Me Dark One ..what?

    • @thesenate5291
      @thesenate5291 5 років тому +12

      Doesn't it say In God we trust on the US dollar? Was the judge a Satanist?

    • @kalle8960
      @kalle8960 5 років тому +3

      @Offer Your Soul To Me Dark One you are so dumb

    • @freakshow3313
      @freakshow3313 5 років тому +7

      @@thesenate5291 when you find out in god we trust was added around 1950

  • @Loldjj
    @Loldjj 5 років тому +3259

    i dont think any other youtuber is more real like they play games jesus makes miracles happen

    • @thejesuschrist
      @thejesuschrist  5 років тому +281

      Love the hell out of this comment

    • @the_smog581
      @the_smog581 5 років тому +25

      @@asemy1503 he loves it so much it gives him the power to straight up destroy hell that's why he said it

    • @maximumaction1125
      @maximumaction1125 5 років тому +4

      @@the_smog581 very good knowledge of our lord and saviour says the atheist

    • @baxenblade
      @baxenblade 5 років тому +4

      Jesus is a miracle worker

    • @user-md3is4dq2d
      @user-md3is4dq2d 5 років тому +3

      Punctuate

  • @jakegreyfoxpancake
    @jakegreyfoxpancake 5 років тому +1134

    I'm going to skip all the jokes and get to the point. I just found your channel today. The first video I watched was you announcing that you had lost a custody battle, and I'm now working on this one. I am willing to admit that I didn't make it 5 minutes into your announcement video before I started crying. 10 years ago, I lost custody of my daughter, almost completely because I am not of the same religion as my ex-wife (she is Pentecostal) and in court they argued that my lack of a Christian faith along with my mental health disorders meant I was 100% unfit to be a parent to my daughter. They refused to take into account that I had been a perfectly fine father to her, not to mention my older son from a previous relationship whom I still have custody of. Coming from a conservative, religious area really did railroad me. I lost my appeal and have not been able to see my little girl since. Very recently, I was informed that my ex-wife was changing my little girl's last name to now match that of her step-father, because he was legally adopting her. I have never felt so crushed in my life. Anyway, my long winded ramblings to get to my point is that we can never give up hope. In your case, you can still fight and plan to do so. In my case, I just hope my daughter will one day want to know who I am. I feel your pain, and whether we ever speak or not, you have a new fan, supporter, friend, and brother in this crazy world. I wish the best for you, good sir. And may the universe shine fortune upon you. Be well. Peace.

    • @joshuadenis3968
      @joshuadenis3968 4 роки тому +41

      all the happiness in the world, dude.

    • @Kidgoo
      @Kidgoo 4 роки тому +45

      This is really sad man, I hope you stay well in your future

    • @Joeyy1024
      @Joeyy1024 4 роки тому +1

      I understand that it hurts but the thing you should know is that no matter what last name she has, you should be happy that she’s happy with her own life.

    • @humorouscurve9017
      @humorouscurve9017 4 роки тому

      I’m not reading all of that

    • @davidscann
      @davidscann 4 роки тому +18

      @@humorouscurve9017 tl;dr, dude's in the same situation as Jesus.

  • @legokiller3579
    @legokiller3579 5 років тому +925

    I would watch a TV show called
    “Jesus H. Christ: Attorney At Law”

    • @rabbitrulez
      @rabbitrulez 5 років тому +17

      Vazdog Productions Ace Attorney: The Lords Justice

    • @PewdiepiesChair
      @PewdiepiesChair 5 років тому +1

      My only question is what does the H stand for?

    • @bigbousepouse2532
      @bigbousepouse2532 5 років тому

      Pewdiepie's Chair Herbert

    • @ali_bear10
      @ali_bear10 5 років тому

      the h stands for holy i think

    • @proonguice8386
      @proonguice8386 5 років тому +1

      Holy Shit...that’s brilliant.
      Jesus H. Christ Esquire.

  • @kuromithinksyouredumb700
    @kuromithinksyouredumb700 5 років тому +229

    Since I was in the live chat “amen” is now one of my most used words-
    that’s -

    • @dubstepforever99
      @dubstepforever99 5 років тому +1

      hello cute anime profile pic random person :)

  • @henrydenton5918
    @henrydenton5918 5 років тому +136

    Hello Mr. Christ. I am a Portland resident and am honored that you share my city. Best wishes

  • @ijustdontcareanymore1022
    @ijustdontcareanymore1022 5 років тому +405

    I thought church and state are separate. That judge legally shouldn't be able to put that up in any courthouse. Maybe I'm wrong. IDK. Can someone let me know the deal?

    • @spiceforspice3461
      @spiceforspice3461 5 років тому +68

      The judge legally cannot, but unfortunately sometimes they get away with things.

    • @givemeyoureggs456
      @givemeyoureggs456 4 роки тому +9

      It is one of the ammenend of the Constitution and it is illegal to the national degree

    • @givemeyoureggs456
      @givemeyoureggs456 4 роки тому +9

      @EpicUndead Yeah It's the first ammedand. Its called the "Jefferson's wall"

    • @givemeyoureggs456
      @givemeyoureggs456 4 роки тому +14

      @EpicUndead They can express it but it could not influance their decision and lawmaking

    • @hayteren
      @hayteren 4 роки тому +9

      They are separate. This dude is obviously lying and leaving out the real reasons the Judge finds him to be an unfit father.

  • @krasnalek729
    @krasnalek729 5 років тому +281

    The fact that you are still fighting and dedicate your whole life to be more with your kids just shows how much you love them and how much you deserve this. I really wish you luck and hope that you will win one day.

    • @TheHylianJuggalo
      @TheHylianJuggalo 5 років тому

      No, its oveer.

    • @localhdmain6306
      @localhdmain6306 5 років тому

      @@TheHylianJuggalo Watch the video

    • @TheHylianJuggalo
      @TheHylianJuggalo 5 років тому +1

      @@localhdmain6306 he won't ever win. Prove me wrong.

    • @localhdmain6306
      @localhdmain6306 5 років тому +1

      @@TheHylianJuggalo becuse the world cant be this hopeless! right?

    • @TheHylianJuggalo
      @TheHylianJuggalo 5 років тому

      @@localhdmain6306 you've more faith than I. I'm already burnt out from all the fighting.

  • @broganhaley3168
    @broganhaley3168 5 років тому +1542

    Isn’t government and religion supposed to be separated, that’s like a legal thing

    • @masoniclight364
      @masoniclight364 5 років тому +201

      It is depending on context. He definitely needs to take this to a state court, they would be able to determine far more fairly

    • @bippy201
      @bippy201 5 років тому +104

      It is. And yet our country’s motto is “In god we trust”, ‘god’ is in our pledge of allegiance, it’s on our money...🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @CommaGaming
      @CommaGaming 5 років тому +22

      @@bippy201 Thats different.

    • @elevatormaniacgames
      @elevatormaniacgames 5 років тому +11

      You’d think it would be especially in California.

    • @Epic4reelzgaming
      @Epic4reelzgaming 5 років тому +73

      @@bippy201 "In God we Trust" was added in the 50's ish it was propaganda against the cold war and communism, if I'm not mistaken. Communists were seen as Godless

  • @vivaciouz-1915
    @vivaciouz-1915 5 років тому +561

    Leaving a comment so Jesus can get recommended to other people

  • @joshuaclaassen3798
    @joshuaclaassen3798 5 років тому +392

    I’m Christian, but I wish I had a father like you growing up.

    • @he-mar.
      @he-mar. 4 роки тому +7

      YOU HAVE THE HOLY FATHER TURN TO HIM

    • @Naruto31132
      @Naruto31132 4 роки тому +2

      @@he-mar. link his YT channel kthx

    • @pythonl0rd584
      @pythonl0rd584 4 роки тому +12

      No you aren’t, you’re Joshua

    • @yopper89
      @yopper89 4 роки тому +4

      pythonl0rd this made me laugh, xD

    • @pythonl0rd584
      @pythonl0rd584 4 роки тому +2

      Yopperino shut up

  • @sweetnovabee
    @sweetnovabee 5 років тому +2374

    My uncle is a lawyer in Beaverton, OR (outside of portland!) he works specifically with divorces / child custody. I’m sure he would give you some guidance if you tell him I sent you. Let me know how I can forward his info to you.
    Congrats about Portland. That’s my home. ❤️

    • @daphvetu2571
      @daphvetu2571 5 років тому +84

      Hey! Im pretty sure the contact info is in the description.

    • @sweetnovabee
      @sweetnovabee 5 років тому +69

      daph vetu thank you!!! ❤️

    • @tactlessraccoon5280
      @tactlessraccoon5280 5 років тому +53

      Boost this comment

    • @pockii3056
      @pockii3056 5 років тому +34

      Give this all the boost it deserves

    • @sweetnovabee
      @sweetnovabee 5 років тому +31

      Booosty wooosty

  • @mango4138
    @mango4138 5 років тому +1116

    He doesnt blame his ex wife
    He just wants his kids now thats a loving parent right theree

    • @kebab_boi
      @kebab_boi 5 років тому +49

      @100 subs with no videos?
      *U N O R E V E R S E C A R D*

    • @kebab_boi
      @kebab_boi 5 років тому +38

      @100 subs with no videos? breaking news: clown becomes mute for the rest of his clown ass life

    • @hoticeisnice1354
      @hoticeisnice1354 5 років тому

      Ali Rafiei Gotta become a mime now

    • @lillywillynilly
      @lillywillynilly 5 років тому +3

      100 subs with no videos? What’s ur problem. Also Uno Reverse Card

    • @bell9822
      @bell9822 5 років тому +2

      @100 subs with no videos? haha you must be a clown because that was the best joke ever

  • @itsLalm
    @itsLalm 5 років тому +1393

    nothing like just becoming a lawyer yourself instead of hiring one

    • @LocalDeepstateAgent
      @LocalDeepstateAgent 5 років тому +36

      Mate, we're talking about the US here, someone like him barely has a scrap of money for a fucking lawyer who overcharges people on the base for everything.

    • @Glaycier
      @Glaycier 5 років тому +105

      @@LocalDeepstateAgent as someone who's parent is a lawyer, lawyers give up so much of their time for their clients, and when they have more than one, they give so much. My dad drives for at least an average of 6 hours a day per week. He does so much out side to research, and so much more. Good lawyers are expensive because they care. My dad loses sleep over his cases to make sure his clients are represented properly. They don;t over charge. They just want money for their services.

    • @receedinghairline5073
      @receedinghairline5073 5 років тому +4

      That1germanbritishrussianusamericanGuy It’s in our rights that we have the right to a lawyer even if we can’t afford one.

    • @beefiemanextraordinaire3579
      @beefiemanextraordinaire3579 5 років тому

      Ted Bundy did it

    • @grammarcenturion4644
      @grammarcenturion4644 5 років тому +6

      @@receedinghairline5073 yeah, it is true that the state will provide you with a public attorney, if you cannot afford a lawyer, however, the public attorneys aren't anyway as good as a private lawyer.

  • @PhoenixWrites2309
    @PhoenixWrites2309 5 років тому +224

    Jesus: Is willing to become a law professional, move thousands of miles, never miss an event his kids are part of, etc etc.
    Judge: BuT hE iS aN aThEiSt

    • @GunmAlita
      @GunmAlita 3 роки тому +4

      No, he could be an atheist and no one would care. As soon as you start walking around pretending you`re a Jesus reincarnate, change your legal name to that you`ve lost the case. He also said his text messages he sent to his wife were used against him in his case. He could of acted like a reasonable adult, politely communicated with his ex wife if its on record like text messages, and he would of had a better case. Dads already have hard time getting custody, you sprinkle this shit in and you might as well not even try.

    • @alexrogers777
      @alexrogers777 3 роки тому +23

      @@GunmAlita lmao what? Changing you name and pretending to be jesus isn't grounds to lose your kid. Theres nothing irresponsible about doing that. Theres nothing illegal about doing that.
      The judge is prejudiced against atheists, pure and simple.

    • @keane6
      @keane6 3 роки тому +6

      imagine being christian and giving jesus a guilty verdict smh

  • @s0vnds
    @s0vnds 5 років тому +233

    Mad respect, instead of getting screwed over by another lawyer you're gonna become one and fight it yourself

    • @rabbitrulez
      @rabbitrulez 5 років тому +4

      Sad Legend the new defence lawyer in Ace Attorney

    • @thedeafgenius
      @thedeafgenius 5 років тому +1

      He can only fix it one way.....quit being Jesus. You do realize that people in the court of law most likely consider this person to have mental issues. Thats why he is having issues getting things his way.

    • @vcauce2488
      @vcauce2488 5 років тому

      That’s more stupidity and arrogance than anything else.

    • @ΒίκτωρΚιρόσκα
      @ΒίκτωρΚιρόσκα 5 років тому

      @@vcauce2488 In which universe taking matters in hand and confronting the problem yourself is arrogant?

    • @vcauce2488
      @vcauce2488 5 років тому

      So, someone who has no experience in law is going to do better than the man/woman who went to school for years to study law? Unless he wants to go to law school for 4 years, this is pure arrogance.

  • @izzahcamillia8339
    @izzahcamillia8339 5 років тому +595

    I literally cried. All he wants is some more time with his kids, and he'd stop at nothing to achieve that. He's literally doing EVERYTHING he could to simply be a father to his kids.
    This is the father every child deserves.
    Honestly, I think his actions are much, much holier than any religion-biased person on earth. I really hope he gets his custody soon. Stay strong.
    Edit: New subscriber here! I turned on the notifications so I could provide at least some support for this channel :)

    • @TMtM-gk8bj
      @TMtM-gk8bj 5 років тому +1

      repressed yeeemoo TRUEE

    • @Mr.RenTD-
      @Mr.RenTD- 5 років тому +1

      Fr tho like he didnt even try to take full custody he just wanted atleast half custody

    • @bryant8307
      @bryant8307 5 років тому

      He's begging online for other people to basically get his kids for him. He impersonates Jesus on UA-cam for a living. It's not a surprise he lost custody and it's absolutely INSANE you cried over this.

  • @oliverlutz1392
    @oliverlutz1392 5 років тому +856

    Sees people dislike the video
    **Forgiveness stops**

    • @natopotato5827
      @natopotato5827 5 років тому +17

      peace was never a option
      sorry Jesus

    • @PopYTP
      @PopYTP 5 років тому +3

      probably his ex-wife's friends

    • @thenlnlkn
      @thenlnlkn 5 років тому +3

      That’s why we have Jesus
      He forgives so we don’t have too

    • @connoisseuroftigolbitts
      @connoisseuroftigolbitts 5 років тому +1

      This Jesus is fake duh
      Idolatry is Lucifers work
      Taking advantage of the public for his own gains what content is this dude bringing out? More fake videos of him dressed as Jesus
      *JESUS WAS BLACK*

    • @BRYONO14
      @BRYONO14 5 років тому +3

      @@connoisseuroftigolbitts Piss off troll

  • @VIady
    @VIady 5 років тому +113

    I Can Feel The Sadness and Tiredness In His Eyes and Voice

  • @blakegloar4913
    @blakegloar4913 5 років тому +545

    I never thought I would be listening to Jesus talking about his court case and drinking a Portland beer

  • @SprinkleB0mb
    @SprinkleB0mb 5 років тому +1062

    Well, we all know where that judge is headed.
    *HELL*

    • @natopotato5827
      @natopotato5827 5 років тому +7

      dont blame it on the judge
      blame it on the lawyer

    • @Sltarfish
      @Sltarfish 5 років тому +2

      SprinkleBomb u mean heck

    • @sneepsnorp1404
      @sneepsnorp1404 5 років тому +27

      @@Sltarfish no, they mean hell. Stop policing the words that people can use. If the word hell bothers you, move to youtube kids.

    • @starramazing9646
      @starramazing9646 5 років тому +3

      chickens chill...

    • @SprinkleB0mb
      @SprinkleB0mb 5 років тому

      @@natopotato5827 we live with a just god not a fair one.
      I'm joking just to make it clear

  • @Lewisrobbie02
    @Lewisrobbie02 5 років тому +737

    Defending yourself isn’t a good idea. even a qualified lawyer usually doesn’t represent themselves, even lawyers get lawyers

    • @ancientbasilisk
      @ancientbasilisk 5 років тому +48

      yeah, but if he's a qualified lawyer he would know how to defend himself just like another lawyer would do and its less pricey

    • @bedazzledbread537
      @bedazzledbread537 5 років тому +34

      @Elite Soulfly conflicts of interest happen when the defence attorney has a relationship with the prosecution, whether it being the plaintiff or anyone one in the prosecuting team. its fine if he represents himself because a lawyer is supposed to look out for your best interest. its acc illegal for them not to and can cause them to get disbarred.

    • @StillNoPickles69
      @StillNoPickles69 5 років тому +4

      Literal Trash all lawyers get lawyers

    • @coolcool5181
      @coolcool5181 5 років тому +17

      @@ancientbasilisk Doctors still go see other doctors when they get sick instead of treating themselves. There's a lot of things you can overlook or not take into account when you do things like this for yourself.

    • @man-qw2xj
      @man-qw2xj 5 років тому +21

      As someone who's family is pretty much all in law, representing your self is literally never a good idea. If you're the best lawyer in the world, there's things you'll miss just be virtue of not having a 3rd person perspective.

  • @mycodenameism4331
    @mycodenameism4331 5 років тому +249

    Fun fact: the cross being the symbol of Christianity is out of irony, as in a “turn your tools against you” sort of thing against the Romans when they crucified Jesus. But other than that, as a Christian, I find religious bias to be a sin in of itself, because the hardest thing to do if your religious is to admit that your rules are wrong. I’ve gone through that phase and now I’m religious, but more open minded to opinions. I hope you get your kids back.

    • @jaredmartin2003
      @jaredmartin2003 5 років тому +40

      It's especially a sin when you let bias of religion affect your judgement of people. I've met shitty Christians and decent Non-Religious people and vice versa. Just because someone worships the same God as you do, doesn't necessarily mean they value the same things as you. Good comment.

    • @imoaardvark2248
      @imoaardvark2248 4 роки тому +4

      Jared Martin i second you man well said both of you

    • @proteincurry
      @proteincurry 4 роки тому

      That, and the god tammuz tends to use cross like symbols for himself, the cross was never christian aha

    • @mycodenameism4331
      @mycodenameism4331 4 роки тому +2

      Protein Curry, what can you say? Two lines in a perpendicular fashion is pretty sexy.

    • @bcillus
      @bcillus 3 роки тому

      I personally think that's the true form of religion ever changing and adapting but staying true to its original teachings.

  • @drsooz547
    @drsooz547 5 років тому +70

    Imagine being so dedicated to your kids that you'll get an entire degree in law and pass the BAR so that you could re-obtain custody of your children. You're a great dad!

  • @MidoriMonki
    @MidoriMonki 5 років тому +641

    Even Jesus suffers from gender bias, this is not cool
    We’re all behind you Jesus

    • @Jacky.c.v
      @Jacky.c.v 5 років тому +19

      Midori Monki and religious bias

    • @tonyisthinking7078
      @tonyisthinking7078 5 років тому +11

      There was no gender bias involved only religion bias

    • @zzdesolatezz
      @zzdesolatezz 5 років тому +49

      @@tonyisthinking7078 both are potentially true tbh. Men tend to get the short end of the stick in custody battles and the judge was a woman after all. In my experience, religious people are the most judgemental of all.

    • @AlexHomeyer
      @AlexHomeyer 5 років тому +6

      Mr. NPC He didn’t change it, he was born in a religious cult so that was the name he was given at birth.

    • @demetriusean
      @demetriusean 5 років тому +15

      @Mr. NPC Its not like he's hurting anyone. He lost to an ex who was a part of a religious cult. If anything, the court system is mental considering the fact that they gave the kids to Karen the lunatic.

  • @mothermatriarch
    @mothermatriarch 5 років тому +302

    I cried when you talked about the cross in the judge's courtroom. I cried when you talked about your crappy lawyer that you had to fire after spending 5 digits. I cried a lot during this video because I can see how much you love your children with your actions alone. I cannot imagine being in your shoes and I commend you for keeping trying. 💕

    • @turkishsmurf
      @turkishsmurf 5 років тому +1

      Heather Savin I cri evritim

  • @Harry-tx8oj
    @Harry-tx8oj 4 роки тому +139

    I literally turned off my adblocker and refreshed the page to give this man revenue...

  • @harxic7457
    @harxic7457 5 років тому +972

    You can actually see the pain in his eyes

    • @yungrupert
      @yungrupert 5 років тому +30

      well yeah he did lose his kids

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 5 років тому +31

      yungrupert He lost to fucking Karen, that bitch

    • @MrVarhansen
      @MrVarhansen 5 років тому +4

      It's cuz hes suffering, like a real OG messiah !!

    • @gabycashy5
      @gabycashy5 5 років тому +3

      how would you feel if you were crucified?

    • @jambie
      @jambie 5 років тому

      There's pain in my eyes from watching this video

  • @richardgoed8101
    @richardgoed8101 5 років тому +475

    You helped me out of depression, now I'm gonna help you, no, *WE'RE*

    • @sunitakrishna3864
      @sunitakrishna3864 5 років тому +12

      Plays ussr anthem

    • @CarlosRodriguez-fx6go
      @CarlosRodriguez-fx6go 5 років тому +4

      Depression squad rise up, we've gone through sad times, we know how much pain it makes you go through. We have to rise and help Jesus go through this.

  • @banjo8006
    @banjo8006 5 років тому +421

    apparently this man has raised over a quarter of a million dollars for his dog charity, can we give him a round of applause?

  • @vii3787
    @vii3787 5 років тому +2

    You are an amazing dad, an amazing person and you and your kids deserve the world. Please know you have the support of everyone subscribed to you, hopefully everyone watching this video and a large amount of creators on UA-cam. Everyone is rooting for you, and will do whatever we can to support you.

  • @Treesusb
    @Treesusb 5 років тому +483

    Stick with it. When those kids are of age they’ll get to hear the whole story and you will be seen as the good man you are. Thanks for being you

    • @kasa3943
      @kasa3943 5 років тому +46

      @Mr. NPC may I know where these claims came from?

    • @sharpnail8806
      @sharpnail8806 5 років тому +41

      @@kasa3943 probably out of his ass

    • @wizrat117
      @wizrat117 5 років тому +12

      @Mr. NPC woah is there a link or something I'd love to know more

    • @cameronpeterson6734
      @cameronpeterson6734 5 років тому +36

      @Mr. NPC He's explained why he changed his name but that doesn't necessarily make him a bad person. And doing drugs in front of his kids? Please send a link or proof dude

    • @e13kid
      @e13kid 5 років тому +18

      Mr. NPC has been leaving the same message on every comment. Me thinks it's his ex wife on a different account.

  • @Maxxxxxxx1
    @Maxxxxxxx1 5 років тому +100

    Leaving a comment so this could be recommended to other people

  • @yaboyjaded795
    @yaboyjaded795 5 років тому +716

    Jesus the Oregon lawyer,never thought I’d hear that.

    • @justaderrickrosestan
      @justaderrickrosestan 5 років тому +5

      Spleens_your_supreme_overlord Jr. oh no spleens don’t take my kids I will do your bidding. Make fun of tonsils please.

    • @cerealbutwarm2649
      @cerealbutwarm2649 5 років тому +3

      Spleens_your_supreme_overlord Jr. I love your username and profile photo sm

    • @Youngbaconreal
      @Youngbaconreal 5 років тому +4

      Spleens_your_supreme_overlord Jr. oh gosh oh golly don’t hurt me, Ellis dee just wanted me to tell you that Tonsils was plotting on killing you.

    • @mrfrits94
      @mrfrits94 5 років тому +2

      All hail the Lord Spleens. And his dad Graystillplays

  • @paulinexong
    @paulinexong 4 роки тому +101

    I'm Christian and I honestly totally agree with your opinions on the crucifix. I don't own any jewelry or pictures with the cross on them and don't intend to since it's always felt weird to me, and you described it perfectly haha

    • @paulinexong
      @paulinexong 4 роки тому +8

      Super glad you saw this Jesus. I was born and raised in CA and now going to school in WA so we're pretty close physically haha. I really hope you get your kids back. Praying for you 😉

    • @im_fat_boi
      @im_fat_boi 2 роки тому +1

      @@paulinexong makes sense as to why you're a fake Christian. Lol Californians

  • @twoface2001
    @twoface2001 5 років тому +218

    Lawyers: *Really expensive*
    Jesus: Fine. I’ll do it myself.

    • @lillyrosova5836
      @lillyrosova5836 5 років тому

      Who You Help them . You say jesus is god . why jesus killed god killed by man . . Prophet Muhammad SAw Said I was shown in a dream in the night that near the Kabah there was a man, fair-complected-fine among the white-complected men that you ever saw. His locks of hair were falling on his shoulders. He was a man whose hair was neither too curly nor too straight, and water trickled down from his head. He was placing his hands on the shoulders of two persons and amidst them making a circuit around the Kabah. I said, ‘Who is he?’ They replied, ‘Al-Masih [the Messiah] son of Mary’. (Muslim) The Antichrist would appear in my ummah [community] and he would stay [in the world] for 40-I cannot say whether he meant 40 days, 40 months, or 40 years. And Allah would then send Jesus, son of Mary, who would resemble `Urwa ibn Mas`ud. He [Jesus Christ] would chase him [the Dajjal] and kill him. Then people will live for seven years where there will be no rancor between two persons. (Muslim) Prophet Muhammad SAW Said Allah’s Messenger said, ‘The Hour will not be established until the son of Mary [Jesus] descends among you as a just ruler. Prophet Muhammad Saw Said I was shown in a dream in the night that near the Kabah there was a man, fair-complected-fine among the white-complected men that you ever saw. His locks of hair were falling on his shoulders. He was a man whose hair was neither too curly nor too straight, and water trickled down from his head. He was placing his hands on the shoulders of two persons and amidst them making a circuit around the Kabah. I said, ‘Who is he?’ They replied, ‘Al-Masih [the Messiah] son of Mary’ Prophet Muhammad Saw from the race of Abraham he was two sons Issac and ishmael frm issac mosses,david.jesus and from Ishmael Prophet Muhammad Saw

    • @flamekirito151
      @flamekirito151 5 років тому

      WE ARE UNITED! Gamming look I’m Muslim, but this isn’t the right place nor time for preaching

  • @gagestens
    @gagestens 5 років тому +343

    hope you get through this. just started watching the channel today, hope stuff gets better.

    • @thejesuschrist
      @thejesuschrist  5 років тому +77

      Welcome to the kingdom of heaven my dude.

  • @Miner49r
    @Miner49r 5 років тому +1243

    Wow i have to get up at 9 am.... welp if its for the lord

    • @thejesuschrist
      @thejesuschrist  5 років тому +148

      Blessed are the punctual 🙏

    • @Miner49r
      @Miner49r 5 років тому +22

      @@thejesuschrist wish i could keep supporting you on patreon... hope things get better for you, and ill see you at 9 am 💜

    • @johnhenninger985
      @johnhenninger985 5 років тому

      @@kxb6098 go away

    • @7Aegon7
      @7Aegon7 5 років тому

      Buzz The Coder no

    • @benekillen
      @benekillen 5 років тому

      wait are you his loyer? or what am I not understanding

  • @sam-wc1rp
    @sam-wc1rp 5 років тому +453

    For the 1.1k who disliked this video.....
    Your sins will never vanish.

    • @randyhaulbrooks5162
      @randyhaulbrooks5162 5 років тому +8

      JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS

    • @sam-wc1rp
      @sam-wc1rp 5 років тому +5

      ur right

    • @alhamdleallah
      @alhamdleallah 4 роки тому +6

      وَاتَّقُوا يَوْمًا تُرْجَعُونَ فِيهِ إِلَى اللَّهِ ۖ ثُمَّ تُوَفَّىٰ كُلُّ نَفْسٍ مَا كَسَبَتْ وَهُمْ لَا يُظْلَمُونَ
      And fear the Day when ye shall be brought back to Allah. Then shall every soul be paid what it earned, and none shall be dealt with unjustly.
      thats recommend from allah

    • @TheDamascenoFamily
      @TheDamascenoFamily 3 роки тому +1

      I listen to and fear God, not man.

    • @PinkGoldBeans6197
      @PinkGoldBeans6197 3 роки тому

      You know how some sins are unforgivable

  • @RexlogGaming
    @RexlogGaming 5 років тому +1484

    Jesus: All this money is going to charity
    UA-cam: *DEMONITISED*
    Guess UA-cam hates charities now too huh?

    • @conner3626
      @conner3626 5 років тому +24

      And killing dogs

    • @uwuowo2621
      @uwuowo2621 5 років тому +40

      Rexlog _ but protects and monetises child groomers and predators, one to be specific.

    • @jodofly1158
      @jodofly1158 5 років тому +1

      That's a stupid conclusion to come to

    • @hazybliss4069
      @hazybliss4069 5 років тому +1

      He's mocking Jesus...

    • @gingabred2883
      @gingabred2883 5 років тому +4

      Tealea right... he’s mocking the magic man from that one old book and bunch of probably super high guys wrote

  • @fullmetaljack1678
    @fullmetaljack1678 5 років тому +95

    Jesus deserves to get his kids back. he literally died for our sins.

  • @sailorjupitter1761
    @sailorjupitter1761 5 років тому +300

    my boy thomas jefferson has the right idea when he said that church and state should be separated, smhhh

    • @toasterr4238
      @toasterr4238 5 років тому +6

      It's in the constitution too so :)))

    • @oisinbiehle3369
      @oisinbiehle3369 5 років тому +2

      Homoscopticnsp 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

    • @Kimmie6772
      @Kimmie6772 5 років тому +6

      You see people keep forgetting that's a thing. In my school we were taught (I respectfully disagreed with it) that U.S.A laws were founded on judeo-Christian principles. That's fine in itself but it's heavily implied when taught that America is a nation of Christian ideals. The issue with that theory is that we expressly wanted a separation of church and state because everyone thought the Puritans were assholes in their first colonies and didn't want a repeat of that. Also Benjamin Franklin was more of a deist than expressly Christian.
      Edit: it also doesn't help that the president is sworn in on the bible as a tradition

    • @aps118
      @aps118 5 років тому +1

      Your dog cute

    • @sailorjupitter1761
      @sailorjupitter1761 5 років тому

      A P S thank you!!! her name is bella lol!!

  • @Hollister74
    @Hollister74 5 років тому +1

    I have been watching you for awhile and my 13 year old has found your channel recently....he is like hey Mom Jesus is moving here. He is stoked!

  • @jimmysnow
    @jimmysnow 5 років тому +49

    I love you so much man! I plan to visit you in Portland in 2020!

  • @sadtoad5494
    @sadtoad5494 5 років тому +321

    You can tell that this whole thing has taken a toll on him

    • @turkishsmurf
      @turkishsmurf 5 років тому

      Communist Carl do you know the way tho?

    • @KaisTestKitchen1
      @KaisTestKitchen1 5 років тому +1

      It's really sad hearing this. Jesus wanted to spend more time with this kid and his kids affection towards him

  • @giannistaz
    @giannistaz 5 років тому +257

    me watching Jesus christ explaining why he lost In court
    Ad bellow: *Download HOLY BIBLE*

    • @NicolasDDJ
      @NicolasDDJ 5 років тому +2

      Same here

    • @50off78
      @50off78 5 років тому +1

      It's almost like someone made it on purpose

    • @3bdellah
      @3bdellah 5 років тому +1

      Well i got a hebrew ad... Im muslim

  • @Magpie.Marrow
    @Magpie.Marrow 5 років тому +7

    I just hope it gets easier for you. Honestly you seem like a great father figure! Hopefully your kids will understand this was the hardest battle for you. I truly wish you the best, your like the father I never got to have.

  • @xxonspotlight
    @xxonspotlight 5 років тому +88

    SOMEONE HUG HIS MAN. I feel so sad that this happened to him. :(
    Stay strong, Jesus. :( we all believe in you and we all can see that you have pure, genuine intentions. :(

  • @wolfrayne8355
    @wolfrayne8355 5 років тому +144

    I really started following you for the meme but I absolutely adore what a genuine human you are, and I'm sorry that you've been through this whole ordeal.

  • @chickenoodle3397
    @chickenoodle3397 5 років тому +674

    Jesus the man i only got like 1 or 2 ads.
    I turned my Ad Blocker off of this video.

    • @kikirikix
      @kikirikix 5 років тому +16

      Video has get demonetized.

    • @Tetrathegod
      @Tetrathegod 5 років тому +2

      I turned it on For this video... not helping dogs instead of children lol

    • @caylumarthur7975
      @caylumarthur7975 5 років тому +6

      Who demonitised this?

    • @chickenoodle3397
      @chickenoodle3397 5 років тому +21

      @@caylumarthur7975 a devil

    • @daccount1994
      @daccount1994 5 років тому

      sameee

  • @lucaspc8564
    @lucaspc8564 4 роки тому

    Hey Jesus, I just found your channel. And after hearing your message, your testimony, I feel very inclined to help in anyway I can. And I believe the same to be true for the rest of your fans. Custody battles are super tough for everybody involved. I know exactly what it’s like to go through the trials and tribulations of the court and their rulings. However, don’t lose hope friend! We are all here for you as you have been for us, keep strong, keep fighting, and most importantly keep doing you. You’re a fantastic human being, and we are all so happy that you exist, we will be here until the end and until justice is administered properly. Much love ❤️❤️❤️

  • @shermgerm950
    @shermgerm950 5 років тому +550

    imagine watching your kids be forced into a cult and having absolutely no control because of a bias court system. we will all be praying for jesus. will donate what i can

  • @feebeci
    @feebeci 5 років тому +59

    Jesus becoming a lawyer is a story I want to follow !

  • @JonnnySaint
    @JonnnySaint 5 років тому +195

    We’re watching a broken man, who just wants to be there for his kids even if his whole life depends on it. Love you Jesus

  • @strwberry8223
    @strwberry8223 5 років тому +1

    I'm very sorry for you. I hope you are doing better, also thanks for saving these animals!

  • @mexicannugget3656
    @mexicannugget3656 5 років тому +115

    I can’t wait to see the notification “ I won custody of my children!” Hope you can get them back I feel for you man ❤️

  • @itsmesquares
    @itsmesquares 5 років тому +139

    Jesus: I hope you're disabling your adblocker.
    Me: *disables the adblocker* Am I a good man?

    • @2degucitas
      @2degucitas 5 років тому +15

      Gets points in Heaven

    • @Stolashunter
      @Stolashunter 5 років тому +9

      Recon Unit 4 when it gets demonetized anyway:
      UA-cam:Fine, I’ll do it myself

    • @ethanwinters1469
      @ethanwinters1469 5 років тому +3

      Jesus:no your a great man

    • @kikirikix
      @kikirikix 5 років тому

      Video has Get demonetized.

    • @camper1749
      @camper1749 5 років тому

      I'd just rather just give him a dollar on patreon than watch ads.

  • @Vinox32
    @Vinox32 5 років тому +1289

    Jesus lost in court? 2019 years later and yet nothing has changed...

  • @angelamarie7614
    @angelamarie7614 5 років тому +1

    The concept of your channel is awesome and it's great that you aren't giving it up despite this setback. I hope you are able to get your kids back and your dedication to them by moving will look really good in court!

  • @howmanyshermanpertiger
    @howmanyshermanpertiger 5 років тому +257

    Stay strong jesus😎❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @user-rp5mv1zx2g
    @user-rp5mv1zx2g 5 років тому +349

    His ex-wife works as a nurse, and yet she doesn't want to vaccinate the kids.

    • @Ps5nogames
      @Ps5nogames 5 років тому +67

      "Ironic"
      -Palpatine, 2003

    • @MrJorge3010
      @MrJorge3010 5 років тому +79

      I think he was just giving a hypothetical example

    • @Ojo10
      @Ojo10 5 років тому +13

      @@MrJorge3010 Well it obviously easily came to mind as a possiblity so it might be that he knows it's something she would do.

    • @Cookedfrfrfr
      @Cookedfrfrfr 5 років тому +6

      @@Ps5nogames I doubt he said that 2003 as the movies imply "A long time ago in a galaxy far far away"

    • @tastydoomtime8890
      @tastydoomtime8890 5 років тому +4

      HER ARROGANCE

  • @Europinion
    @Europinion 5 років тому +2052

    I'm sorry to hear that this happened Jerry. (I just joined your channel and didnt know your name but you look like a jerry so I'm going with that)

    • @Th3Messenger99
      @Th3Messenger99 5 років тому +400

      Jesus. His name is Jesus. Although, I do like Jerry too.

    • @thejesuschrist
      @thejesuschrist  5 років тому +934

      Close. Jesus Herbert Christ. Legally.

    • @josephyossi781
      @josephyossi781 5 років тому +155

      @@thejesuschrist wait seriously.

    • @josephyossi781
      @josephyossi781 5 років тому +117

      @@thejesuschrist because if that is true that would be EPIC

    • @ddjoky
      @ddjoky 5 років тому +142

      he stated right there - "officially"

  • @MikailaJoy
    @MikailaJoy 5 років тому +1

    You deserve so much better, whether you’re religious or not, you are such a kind soul and the charity work you do for animals is amazing!

  • @Caesarsal4d
    @Caesarsal4d 5 років тому +300

    a man playing jesus christ online loses custody of his kids, we’ve hit rock bottom boys.

    • @penuji7981
      @penuji7981 5 років тому +27

      Its even crazier that his parents actually named him Jesus H. Christ

    • @dayvox6496
      @dayvox6496 5 років тому

      'playing jesus christ online' bruh are you sped

    • @OrdinaryLatvian
      @OrdinaryLatvian 5 років тому +8

      @@penuji7981 Pretty sure he legally changed his name when he was an adult. He mentioned it in a video.

    • @shot-gi6mr
      @shot-gi6mr 5 років тому +3

      @@penuji7981 That isn't what his parents named him, he had his name legally changed so that is why his name is now Jesus H Christ.

  • @nikitaang.6978
    @nikitaang.6978 5 років тому +481

    As a divorce child where my Christian mother got custody of me and my siblings, I'm so happy that you are actually continuing fighting for your children! The situation you are in, with your ex-wife moving and only being able to see your children every other weekend and such is so incredibly similar to what happened with me. The court (and my mom) royaly screwed over my father and he eventually had to settle with my mom taking my siblings and I to the other side of the country. I love my mother and my father just as much, don't get me wrong, but I wish my siblings and I got to see our dad more often, cause the move and the visitation really made it hard for us to actually get close to our father and get a proper relationship with him. I'm so so happy that you are fighting so hard for your children, don't ever give up! I'm believing in you! (English is not my first language, so I apologize for any spelling errors)

    • @KaisTestKitchen1
      @KaisTestKitchen1 5 років тому +9

      In general men usually lose custody battles. It's pretty sad

    • @Pistolemaster
      @Pistolemaster 5 років тому +5

      Kyle Hahn
      This should be what the majority of feminists are not fighting for! Instead, they’re too busy about cultural appropriation, manspreading and mansplaining! WHY?!

    • @KaisTestKitchen1
      @KaisTestKitchen1 5 років тому +3

      @@Pistolemaster unfortunately it's easier to fight for yourself and others

    • @randomperson5956
      @randomperson5956 5 років тому +1

      I am from a very similar situation
      Sadly mothers sometimes arent the best so I hope this man gets his kids back

    • @seigedrakonera5689
      @seigedrakonera5689 5 років тому +2

      My parents split growing up as well an my Mom could have gotten full custody an take litterally EVERYTHING he had, but she didn't. They may have fallen out of love an faught but she didn't feel robbing us of our father was the right thing. Now my father was no angel, he had anger problems an boarder line alcoholic. But he would never hurt us and he was still our dad. But long story short it would have been less work for my mom to just let the court rule against him then fighting for his rights as a father and that stuck with me. This should not be the case and it breaks my heart seeing loveing father's torn from their kids while the mothers use the court system to get back at them, just to hurt them on a personal level.

  • @MayaTuna
    @MayaTuna 5 років тому +249

    jesus: all the ad revenue goes to dogs!
    me: *cries in youtube premium*

    • @treymenasco602
      @treymenasco602 5 років тому +9

      Maya Tuna people still get money if you watch videos with premium

    • @MayaTuna
      @MayaTuna 5 років тому +2

      Trey Menasco well it really depends how many of his viewers with premium watch him

    • @anomalnomad
      @anomalnomad 5 років тому +15

      suffering from success

    • @junkyguitar
      @junkyguitar 5 років тому +3

      RIP I have premium

    • @urigreenberg9760
      @urigreenberg9760 5 років тому +4

      @@MayaTuna he gets more money out of you actually

  • @cj-fv3my
    @cj-fv3my 5 років тому

    I cannot tell you enough how much I want you to get through this with your kids back. I feel so much positive and good vibes from you and your channel, its amazing.

  • @StephenWoerner
    @StephenWoerner 5 років тому +46

    Never thought I'd be crackin a beer, listening to a 30 min service from Jesus

  • @theghettoreviewer5917
    @theghettoreviewer5917 5 років тому +1642

    Jesus: “All this money is going to charity”
    UA-cam: *DEMONETIZED*
    Foreign channels: Uses copyrighted tv shows, throws puppies in tar and packs rocks on top of them for profit
    UA-cam: *HERES YOUR MONEY MY SIR*

    • @anacaeiro1049
      @anacaeiro1049 5 років тому +7

      exacly xd

    • @hugono3938
      @hugono3938 5 років тому +24

      TheGhettoReviewer don’t forget child pornography

    • @lemonlimeeyeliner7905
      @lemonlimeeyeliner7905 5 років тому +1

      @@hugono3938 really?

    • @whitecunt6903
      @whitecunt6903 5 років тому +17

      @@lemonlimeeyeliner7905 a lot of "children shows" has some really nasty stuff on yt. Thats why coppa exist

    • @urigreenberg9760
      @urigreenberg9760 5 років тому

      It isnt demonized

  • @non-belligerentvibes593
    @non-belligerentvibes593 5 років тому +365

    California is so unfair when it comes to single dads.

    • @dubravkapavic794
      @dubravkapavic794 5 років тому +26

      Your profile picture and this comment

    • @lincolnfleischman5259
      @lincolnfleischman5259 5 років тому +40

      I think you mean the whole US. can’t speak for other countries. Something like 90% of custody goes to mothers in the US. It’s crazy

    • @gizmo7512
      @gizmo7512 5 років тому +17

      Lincoln Fleischman, yeah its a unwritten rule that women get custody

    • @GRBtutorials
      @GRBtutorials 5 років тому +9

      At least California isn’t as religious as, say, Texas.

    • @edsidfug207
      @edsidfug207 5 років тому +5

      @@GRBtutorials He'd likely have a better chance in Texas as the probably Baptist leader would dislike a Mormon as much if not more than an Athiest/Agnostic

  • @leenorthey342
    @leenorthey342 5 років тому

    From someone in Oregon. I have so much faith in our system for you !!

  • @meatsuitinwonderland
    @meatsuitinwonderland 5 років тому +25

    Dude you've been my inspiration to keep fighting to be in my daughter's life after divorcing and also leaving the mormon church. Thank you so so much for staying with us and I believe in you 100%. Rooting for my favorite lord and savior 🖤

  • @ishirutaekakura308
    @ishirutaekakura308 5 років тому +68

    Man I'm tearing up not gonna deny it, he's such a person

  • @boxofbugs2292
    @boxofbugs2292 5 років тому +1761

    I'm an atheists but a dog's life is a dog's life so takes my likes

    • @Waffalish
      @Waffalish 5 років тому +63

      I think he is an atheist too.

    • @prophetcitrus9638
      @prophetcitrus9638 5 років тому +87

      @@Waffalish
      No, he's Jesus Christ

    • @LayKayy
      @LayKayy 5 років тому +41

      Hes an atheists Jesus

    • @xxxxtokishonexxxx
      @xxxxtokishonexxxx 5 років тому +50

      @@Waffalish he thought he was an atheist until he realized he's a God

    • @WrongNumber76
      @WrongNumber76 5 років тому +7

      By the name of the Lord
      That is holy

  • @WailuaMark
    @WailuaMark 5 років тому

    Sorry that you're going through all this. Best wishes in Portland. It's an interesting town with lots of cool places to visit and good food all over the place. Please don't give up! Happy New Year!

  • @uh1801
    @uh1801 5 років тому +497

    She’s a literal monster, who takes kids away from Jesus Christ!?

    • @exoalice2751
      @exoalice2751 5 років тому +27

      the devil

    • @cicada6805
      @cicada6805 5 років тому +18

      the devil

    • @heirloomcokespoon
      @heirloomcokespoon 5 років тому +43

      @exoalice
      The Devil has atleast some kind of sympathy. That woman didn't.

    • @8izzy
      @8izzy 5 років тому +8

      if a father was doing that to a mother there would be so much more protest and riot againts it but nooooo male "parent=bad parent"

    • @hammydammy123
      @hammydammy123 5 років тому

      She took away over 7 billion kids.

  • @uh_account_name7859
    @uh_account_name7859 5 років тому +287

    I'm an atheist, but i was praying that Jesus could get custody

    • @uh_account_name7859
      @uh_account_name7859 5 років тому +56

      @Craig The only godly figure i know, Danny DeVito

    • @jacquesofalltrades9695
      @jacquesofalltrades9695 5 років тому +14

      @@uh_account_name7859 how about Doctor Phil?

    • @TheSignatureK
      @TheSignatureK 5 років тому +7

      @Craig I prayed to the trees and rocks that he'd move out of Cali.

    • @GRBtutorials
      @GRBtutorials 5 років тому +7

      Furry Bob Ross I prayed to the Lord, Lord Kelvin that is.

    • @noblespades8781
      @noblespades8781 5 років тому +3

      I prayed to the trees, but the trees replied which is unbelievable.

  • @TyGuy-ie3zn
    @TyGuy-ie3zn 5 років тому +1982

    There literally is no reason not to like his videos because it’s literally like donating to a charity for free

    • @MaxRamos8
      @MaxRamos8 5 років тому +7

      Which is good? Don't you want to help out people/animals in worse situations?

    • @z69b
      @z69b 5 років тому +8

      No, some people are insulted with the fact the he pretends to be Jesus, like I am. I personally do not find it funny at all.

    • @blueskiesinc
      @blueskiesinc 5 років тому +15

      @@MaxRamos8 that's what he just said

    • @BenDover-ch7rf
      @BenDover-ch7rf 5 років тому +3

      Wait. Do likes give money?

    • @goncalocarneiro3043
      @goncalocarneiro3043 5 років тому +75

      @@z69b If you think he unironically believes he is THE Jesus Christ then you are delusional. And if you think anyone believes he is THE actual Jesus Christ, then it's not your problem, it is theirs.

  • @benonthebus7526
    @benonthebus7526 5 років тому +1

    Happy birthday Man! Enjoy yourself have a good one