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I don't think his goal was to open the bottle, I feel like when you are on stage you don't know what to do with your hands, so finding something to fidget with can be the best thing to do. It can also be read as, he was at the end of a joke needing some hydration and mid taking a little break he fell into some great crowd work so he kept following that not knowing how long the tangent would become.
in this british sitcom set in a news office called drop the dead donkey there's a character who represents the old school of journalism. he's accused of calling an italian man a dago, the slur for spaniards. he says i didn't call him a dago, i called him a wop. i pride myself on the accuracy of my bigotry. schultz reminds me of him. accurate bigotry
I was at this show with my father and we laughed harder then we’ve ever had!! Keep up the good work Schulz!!! You definitely have my money if you ever come back down to West Palm again!
Maybe, it's his audience who don't have a thin skin? They came to relax and have some fun, even at their personal expense. This is what it was about maybe 10 years ago, before all the b.s. p.c. shit!!! Keep it up dude.
@@antomano5623 It’s also because he knows what to say. He’s not just bashing on a group of people, he genuinely gets to know them and makes jokes on their culture, it’s incredible.
It’s more of a group chat with one guy leading the conversation and more audience involvement. It’s a different kind of comedy, but I think we’ll start to see more of this style until people start to get tired of it fairly quickly
Not so much the colombian culture, man could only think of arepas and coke. When they bring up plastic surgery he doesn’t immediately think of fake asses. That man is not familiar 😂
Once you notice that he fails to open the water bottle through the whole video, you can't focuse on anything else. I'm sure he was funny as always though
Glock Fanboy I watched him on Joe Rogan. If I understand right, he deliberately does more stuff like this on UA-cam because it works out cheaper and gets more views, hence more advertising and tickets sold. Idk I would’ve thought he’d get more money from netlfix if he pursued that but maybe not. Maybe Netflix only goes for big heavy hitter names (at least who they think are big heavy hitter names, or people THEY want to be big heavy hitter names).
Andrew is 6’2 he’s just bending down in the photo. And I’m suprised people don’t understand (maybe just Americans) that weight makes you appear Bigger. Unless Andrew was unaveragely (made up my own word) skinny for his size he would probably appear 6’4 but at 6’2 and being around 170lbs Andrew just appears as lanky and y’all. The other guy is easily 200+ pounds on a frame slightly larger than Andrew. With Andre also bending in the photo it just shows that weight helps people picture height.
Khyber Killzone True. True I had a roommate who was the same height as me but when he got fat, his extra weight gave off the appearance of being taller than he was. I thought he had gotten taller but it was just the extra meat on him.
Notice me. Notice me. Notice me. Notice me. Notice me. He's not looking. I have my tit ol bigglies out, wtf. Notice me. Notice me. He must notice me. I'm going to make sure he notices me now, this is fucking bullshit. Here it goes. "I'M NOT SURE (WHAT TO DO)"
It didn't work. Notice me. Notice me. Notice me. Oh, an opening. How do I let him know these are real? "PLASTIC SURGERY" Fuck, he probably thinks I'm the dumbest audience member ever. No, he doesn't. Look at me. No way he'd ever say that about this.
"Give me more!!" Andrew Schulz is on another level with his freestyle stand up, better than some comedians with their written jokes. What makes him able to do what he does, is his wittiness and broad knowledge on culture.
Andrew Shultz is a blessing for the USA. He's very much needed. Without "risky" comedy like this, people get too serious and eventually violent and then world war 3 happens. Andrew gonna save us :-)
Broo, you are THE KING of crowd work, man. The fucking greatest! The best, imho. I'm from Romania but I hope to visit America some day and when I do, I'll definitely come see your set. Love you, man!
schulz really just be teasin us with these snippets man... Im tryna see the whole damn show! If you aint got a patreon with these full length videos yet, I know what your next money move is
The more I watch him the more I realize that he isn't making up most of this stuff on the spot, it's not some innate talent, the guy just works his ass off to learn about all sorts of countries to make jokes about. He does a good job holding the audiences hand too.
I feel like Andrew could have a NatGeo series where he travels the world to learn about the difference in similar cultures, still keeping to his sense of humor. Honestly, I would watch that.
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11.14 - Norwalk, CT
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He was trying to open that bottle for a solid 2 minutes😂
Salc1n I noticed that too. If I was in the crowd I would have yelled “ you need help with the bottle?” And then he’d probably make fun of me.
That was really bothering me ,couldn't keep my eyes off it.
I don't think his goal was to open the bottle, I feel like when you are on stage you don't know what to do with your hands, so finding something to fidget with can be the best thing to do. It can also be read as, he was at the end of a joke needing some hydration and mid taking a little break he fell into some great crowd work so he kept following that not knowing how long the tangent would become.
@@WARnTEA I mean obviously, you could see how he had to use his hands again and again throughout the bit.
He should have give to to the giant Cuban guy but he was afraid his girl would laced it.
Morgan freeman narration: He never did get a drink of that water.
I see what you did there. ✊
Best comment ever. Lol
nasto19nj damn. You win the internet today. I read it in his voice! Hahhahahap
I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice lmao
🤣
Bro as soon as some dummy says something you can see him lock on to them like a lion about to catch prey
calm down
SpookToon 🤣🤣
Lions don't hunt
@Anthony Swiss anthony is a smarty pants
O S that was really sweet man
This how many times Andrew tried to opened the bottled water.
is anyone here?
@@Charlie-cv4un hello!
Opened 🙆♂️
@@ezraramirez325 Such a Chad !
I noticed that too, but jokes aside I think he was just so focused on the converations.
Andrew never got to drink that Fire Fiji water 😂😂😂
Robert Contofalsky Anybody else read this in Morgan Freeman’s voice?
0:09. 'What you say?'
Damn. It's all over.
dude that shit had me going crazy
Youre a funny guy Robert 😂
@@zayi8153 thanks babe
Andrew:“Are you Cuban?”
Cuban:“Yeah”
Subtitles: “si”
💀💀💀💀💀
No Comment on this statement
Good point
@@airpodsecum3920 actually you did leave a comment on this statement
He left a comment on a comment of said statement
LOL I noticed that but it flew right over my head
bro why is he starting to look like waluigi lmaoo
@Christopher H. Meuse HA you're right
LMAO
Awaowoaoa lol
😭💀🤣
Aditya Sarkar
He already does hahahaha.
I want a relationship as tight as that bottle cap
Բιяєflу I want a girlfriend as tight
@WolfyGirl2077 I want to ruin you boo
Snap Snap this was way better lol
Nice lol
@@Ausnapify ...will only get your hand wet because she never opens. lol
Can somebody help loosen his bottles before the show. Man is dying of thirst up there, come on.
Crown Admirer lmaooo
F man.. Now i have to watch the video all over again.
@@MNaga-ty6wp same
LOL, it was driving me crazy watching him try to open it.
He struggling
Audience member: "I don't know"
UA-cam title: " DUMBEST AUDIENCE MEMBER EVER!"
I know right😂😂😂
Hahaha, I was the one that said i don't know where I am. Just to be funny and it worked 🙌🏽 now I'm on UA-cam😂😂
@@zoopalz11 Hahahaha he went hard on you.
@@zoopalz11 did he ever get that water open?
alexia farquharson u embarrassed yourself to get attention. Not all good attention is good
It’s not racist if he correctly guesses everyone’s ethnicity every show
Pick a place to put correctly already, lol.
Incorrectly
in this british sitcom set in a news office called drop the dead donkey there's a character who represents the old school of journalism. he's accused of calling an italian man a dago, the slur for spaniards. he says i didn't call him a dago, i called him a wop. i pride myself on the accuracy of my bigotry. schultz reminds me of him. accurate bigotry
HotCrazyCatLady Me I do it sometimes where I already forget half way through a sentence that I already put an adverb
Who cares even if it is racist, racist shit is hilarious, liberal piece of shit
I was at this show with my father and we laughed harder then we’ve ever had!! Keep up the good work Schulz!!! You definitely have my money if you ever come back down to West Palm again!
west palm beach or palm beach tho?
I DON'T KNOW
Just want you to know we're on the same page
Queen Of The Clouds wish he’d come to Orlando
Watching it live is an experience in itself. Videos don't compare. :D
I love how he gets away with so much racial comedy in a time when people are so hypersensitive. Go Andrew, keep it real brother!!!
Maybe, it's his audience who don't have a thin skin? They came to relax and have some fun, even at their personal expense. This is what it was about maybe 10 years ago, before all the b.s. p.c. shit!!! Keep it up dude.
@@antomano5623 It’s also because he knows what to say.
He’s not just bashing on a group of people, he genuinely gets to know them and makes jokes on their culture, it’s incredible.
Who ever had an issue with well placed, funny made, obviously not real, racism at a commedy show?! 🤷♂️
There’s a difference between RACIAL and RACIST. Mainly intent.
@@ValentinoMarino11 The "bashing" is usually more than well deserved. But don't tell your blue-haired trans-activist "teachers"...
Am I the only one who would want to sit front row in hopes to get roasted by this man? I'd see it as a badge of honor.
I would roast him
@@Dirtydebrown story the f*** up. He probably make you leave and go cry in the car.
@Harald Asmus Do you still remember which video that was?
Not if im bald
Tell him “ ROAST ME!!!” Haha
This dude is like a hecklers worst nightmare. Takes skill to think of so many things right off the bat like him.
My man don’t need no material, just roasts the front row and still kills it.
Cheap comedy that lames eat up.
@@smyzo I must be a lame then.
He kills this shit
@@MrEt894 Yup, lame. Crowd work is cheap comedy.
It’s more of a group chat with one guy leading the conversation and more audience involvement. It’s a different kind of comedy, but I think we’ll start to see more of this style until people start to get tired of it fairly quickly
@@AI_Moderators This is cheap comedy.
Not gonna lie. I am always impressed by how educated Andrew is on different cultures lol.
Not so much the colombian culture, man could only think of arepas and coke. When they bring up plastic surgery he doesn’t immediately think of fake asses. That man is not familiar 😂
Once you notice that he fails to open the water bottle through the whole video, you can't focuse on anything else. I'm sure he was funny as always though
my god the struggle
hattorihanzo focus*
@@yerda9352 that's correct. english is a third language so a couple of slip ups here and there is unavoidable
hattorihanzo I didn’t ask
@@yerda9352 gtfoh
Why doesn’t this guy have a Netflix special, this shit was spontaneous and hilarious
Because Netflix prefers women who talk about blowjobs for 20 minutes, and then continue down the sexual "joke" path the rest of the set.
Glock Fanboy I watched him on Joe Rogan. If I understand right, he deliberately does more stuff like this on UA-cam because it works out cheaper and gets more views, hence more advertising and tickets sold. Idk I would’ve thought he’d get more money from netlfix if he pursued that but maybe not. Maybe Netflix only goes for big heavy hitter names (at least who they think are big heavy hitter names, or people THEY want to be big heavy hitter names).
He's a crowd worker, not a writer.
He's very funny, but I don't think a special would highlight his skills at all.
Omg I would watch the shit out of that show!!!
He's getting one later this month!
Till this day he is still trying to open that Fiji bottle.
purplekitty 😁
Did you notice he had opened it?
@@keenl4057 I was about to comment that
Can we re-title this video, "Andrew tries to open a water bottle for 4 minutes and 22 seconds?"
This guy is insanely talented with his observations and improv.
This guy's crowd work is amazing. I normally don't like stand up but he's both original and great.
Andrew claims 6'2" and that cuban guy said he's 6'3"
Hmmm, somebody's lying
What do you mean by that? What makes you doubt it
ndiver thought that too
Andrew is 6’2 he’s just bending down in the photo. And I’m suprised people don’t understand (maybe just Americans) that weight makes you appear Bigger. Unless Andrew was unaveragely (made up my own word) skinny for his size he would probably appear 6’4 but at 6’2 and being around 170lbs Andrew just appears as lanky and y’all. The other guy is easily 200+ pounds on a frame slightly larger than Andrew. With Andre also bending in the photo it just shows that weight helps people picture height.
Khyber Killzone True. True I had a roommate who was the same height as me but when he got fat, his extra weight gave off the appearance of being taller than he was. I thought he had gotten taller but it was just the extra meat on him.
@@drew8324 Not to mention shoes are also a huge factor.
This guy is literally roast stand up comedian specialist.
She was obviously crushing on ya boy Shultzie and didn’t know what to say 😂
FoshoGotFlow that’s what’s up
Every bitch want that Schulzy D
Customer Support Fuck every guy does too no gay shit but I’d slurp him down like a milkshake
Notice me. Notice me. Notice me. Notice me. Notice me. He's not looking. I have my tit ol bigglies out, wtf. Notice me. Notice me. He must notice me. I'm going to make sure he notices me now, this is fucking bullshit. Here it goes. "I'M NOT SURE (WHAT TO DO)"
It didn't work. Notice me. Notice me. Notice me. Oh, an opening. How do I let him know these are real? "PLASTIC SURGERY" Fuck, he probably thinks I'm the dumbest audience member ever. No, he doesn't. Look at me. No way he'd ever say that about this.
This man must be dehydrated.... He is trying to open a bottle of water for the last 3-4 years 😂😂😂
dummy: says something stupid
Schulzy: *locking on the target*
Just started going through this channel. I'm sold. This guy's jokes are brilliant.
"Give me more!!"
Andrew Schulz is on another level with his freestyle stand up, better than some comedians with their written jokes. What makes him able to do what he does, is his wittiness and broad knowledge on culture.
I fucking died at the start 🤣 this guy kills me, and the audience make it so easy for them to get roasted 🤣👏🏻
Legend has it he still didn't open the water bottle to this day
Cactus Jack But yet hope remains
😂 I was noticing the same thing
“Plastic surgery” is so accurate though 😂
Andrew Shultz is a blessing for the USA. He's very much needed. Without "risky" comedy like this, people get too serious and eventually violent and then world war 3 happens. Andrew gonna save us :-)
Wtf
Risky? Lol
G Martinez ah yes, #Yang2020
Sorry
August 2020. He didn't save us. 😫
Aged like a fine wine 🍷
Dude I just found out about you this year, you might be my new favorite comedian. Nah you are🙏 Keep grinding brother, wish you the best
Hair looking lego good is probably the greatest piece of improv I've heard in my whole life
"Hey, is it raining outside?"
"I DON'T KNOW!!!" lmaoooooooo
This is probably the same person who answers amazon questions saying " I dont know"
That shit is the worst😂
3:47- I had the reaction as the audience when she said that. Holy shit.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy is next level.
I like this kind of video format where there is subtitle (from you guys). It is friendly for the different-but-able community to enjoy this show!
Cuban guy got complimented while getting roasted... Wut?🤣🤣
I was really hoping Andrew would get that bottle of Fuji water open before the end of the video.
0:23 How I feel when someone says "I'm not sure" to a question on an Amazon product.
how he stood there for a good 2:00 minutes twisting the cap and still couldn't open it ;)
Legend has it, Andrew is still trying to open that water bottle.
Man!! dope
I m gonna search and watch your crowd work videos now 😂😁😁
Legend has it he's still trying to open that bottle of water!
You know Andrew knows his shit when he mentions arepas 😂😂😂 thank you parce!
Starting a GoFundMe for Andrew to hire a professional yo teach him how to open a water bottle
I'm really enjoying your videos, I like how you interact with the crowd.
Can we all appreciate the fact that there are subtitles now
He is the comedy free style king!
Yoo u r one of the funniest comedians I’ve seen in a while keep going bro
Bruhhhhh I'm very early. So early I'm feeling the same anxiety these front row audience members must feel lol😤😂
Anyone who thinks Andrew is racist, has never met an actual racist person
legend says he still hasn’t opened that water bottle..
"your hair looks lego good" im dyin😂
The LEGO hair killed me!
"Your hair looks Lego good!"😂😂😂
He's right tho, its weird to answer "I'm not sure " in a large crowd like that lmao
Broo, you are THE KING of crowd work, man. The fucking greatest! The best, imho. I'm from Romania but I hope to visit America some day and when I do, I'll definitely come see your set. Love you, man!
schulz really just be teasin us with these snippets man... Im tryna see the whole damn show! If you aint got a patreon with these full length videos yet, I know what your next money move is
4:23 and you couldn't open that water bottle
Andrew trying to open the bottle cap the whole time
XD
I love watching him work the room.
The small venues are the funniest.
The more I watch him the more I realize that he isn't making up most of this stuff on the spot, it's not some innate talent, the guy just works his ass off to learn about all sorts of countries to make jokes about. He does a good job holding the audiences hand too.
This dude is a GOAT ‼️ He doesn’t even need material , he will just freestyle into a standing ovation lol
Once again, he has the best luck on crowd-work. Love him.
That aint luck.... that is him after 13 dang years of practicin.
Wow!!! I’m such a huge fan now and I just discovered you 3 days ago! Damn!!! Lost so much sleep watching all your UA-cam videos!!! Damn you!!!!
Legend says he's still trying to open that water bottle to this day...
That bottle of water killed me😫😫
Andrew is so culturally aware and his general knowledge is top notch 😂😂
I just discovered you. You are an amazing comic. I'm just binging you videos and cracking up. 😆 🤣
I´m not into stand up comendy, but this is something else. I´m dying.
I never seen one like this either. But i love stand up.
@@beginingoftheent6220 If you enjoy crowd roasting comedy, check out Jimmy Carr. He's actually better at it.
Legend has it that Mr. Schulz is still trying to open that bottle of water.
He's like Joey from Friends mixed with Sal from Impractical Jokers either way he's hilarious.
I love how the person doing the subtitles got it wrong at 3:35, it should be flour, not "flower." Made it a slight bit funnier.
Schulz is in his element when he's so condescending
It’s like he’s just waiting for one person to say the wrong thing 😂😂😂😂 this dude’s always on key hahaha
Notification squad for the best comedian ever 🔥🔥🔥
luvyew
I couldn't concentrate on the jokes seeing him opening that water bottle 😂😂😂😂😂
I feel like Andrew could have a NatGeo series where he travels the world to learn about the difference in similar cultures, still keeping to his sense of humor. Honestly, I would watch that.
Yes yes yes. No Reservations with Andrew Schulz
Legend has it Andrew is still trying to open that water bottle.
Read title and started laughing......😂😂
Legend says he's still opening that bottle of water to this day
Someone get him a glass of water or something next time 😂
I love this guy because he cracks himself up.
If that’s his idea of the biggest Cuban he’s clearly never seen Yoel Romero 😂 funny nonetheless
Yoel is only 6ft haha
My dude spent 4 fucking minutes trying to open that damn water.
Alright, I need to go to one of these shows to get roasted
This was brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥
Andrew took longer to open that Fiji water than his whole set time. 😂
Having a meal whilst watching Andrew is a huge mistake on my behalf....either spitting out my drink or choking on food trying to supress my laughter!
he literally walks in and says... i’m just gonna roast everyone
I got thirsty watching him try to open that bottle 😂
Andrew's crowd control off the charts
Just found you online. LOVE IT. Hope you come to the UK soon:):)
if only someone was brave enough to ask him ' do you need help with that bottle pube fingers?'
Why pube fingers?