False! If you have any black dudes friends you know they don't pay child support...and why? Nah nigga that bitch loves me she ain't got me on no child support 🤣🤣🤣
@@bigxcon was that the one he was cracking jokes at? the one I saw was amazing to see him lighten the mood while the medics were leaving with the person and then be able to just go back into the set as if someone had just spilled a drink. his control of the stage and the moment is exceptional, he is at ease with all kinds of people or events that he comes across.
Lmao this is my boy. He wasn’t high on anything. He had a little too much to drink and was tired from work 😂. He told me about it before the video even got posted
Aman Singh so my boy is lying to me because he wants to trick me, for reasons? 😂 as I said in a previous response, if you think Andrew staged this, why don’t you go to his show, sit in the first or second row center and see how staged it is when he starts cutting on you.
I once read a book at 12 years old during reading-class. Teacher told us to put the books away, but this book was fascinating and I did not hear him. I kept reading, mesmerized by the adventures of the girls in the book. I remember there was a sandpile or something, where they found a medallion. It was 30 minutes later (I was in the front row ffs) and the teacher júst noticed I wasn't doing maths, but instead, reading a book. With my nose nearly on the page. He first told a few jokes to the class (which was awesome, because nobody liked me there to begin with, I was the 'sad, bullied girl' and then he crept closer. They counted. One, two, three. He then kicked really hard against my table-leg, the book flew off the table and landed crumpled on the floor and I gasped in fear. He said; ' *WE'RE DOING MATHS...EMMA!* ' and I started tearing up and pouting involuntarily. I kept gasping for air, still shaken by what just happened. The kids laughed, one kid went; 'Ahahahaaaah she's crying!' and the teacher made me pick up the book, put it away and continue with maths. I didn't want to read in class any longer after that and I remember holding the table-leg for a few weeks, whenever the teacher walked passed, because I was afraid he might kick the table over again and that it might hit my face this time.
fell asleep in church once, woke up people looking at me like i was the biggest sinner (which i was/am) and pastor even told a joke too when he seen me wake up
Plot twist: Guy got up during the first 'whoo' but didn't open his eyes for the fear of getting ripped up. And decided to open only when things started to get serious🤣
I woke up to people cheering once. I was in a bad car accident (not my fault) and all the bystanders thought I was dead. I woke up to applause, got out of the car and took a bow before getting in the ambulance
To me it seemed like he didn't think andrew was funny and was tired af. He probably went there with a friend who's a big andrew fan because I feel like most fans would get a kick out of the situation but he seemed unamused. But these are all assumptions and I don't know shit so take that for what it's worth which is absolutely nothing haha
He told his wife he was going to a grocery shop to buy some food for their todler. In fact he went to a comendy show to have some rest. Now his cover is blown.
Now this man does comedy correctly, he’s bloody hilarious to watch. No “victims” of being “offended” in that audience, just a load of people out having a great time. 😆😂👍
joelercoaster what I find funny that in reality white people eat more chickens than blacks. So the whole stereotype black eating chickens, where did it come from. Because white countries consume far more chicken than black countries, Australia, United Kingdom are top chicken eaters. Stereotypes are funny when there is a grain of truth to it, but the whole black people love chicken is made up.
Imagine going to a comedian stand up falling asleep and then waking up to him and everyone else in the room staring at you while the comdeidian is hunched over smiling down at you
I fell to sleep at a comedy show and I was sitting in the front row. I woke up because the comedian was throwing peanuts at me and everyone laughed and I did too. You know what I never fell asleep at a comedy show again. 🤣
Imagine if this guy was actually dead and Andrew was just roasting a dead guy the whole time lmfao
Woulda been even funnier
Hahahaha
😂😂😂
Bernie's 😂
He was roasting a woman that had a seizure at his show. Wouldn't doubt it.
The dude heard child support and acted like he was still asleep
😂😂😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Ayoooooooo
False! If you have any black dudes friends you know they don't pay child support...and why? Nah nigga that bitch loves me she ain't got me on no child support 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just imagine waking up and knowing you're the joke the whole time
Story of my life..........everyday
@@adityaganesh8287 😂😂
😂😂
@@adityaganesh8287 Goodness gracious, I can smell the pessimism from here.
That's me on the bus for an unbearably early school trip.
This dude getting a round of applause for waking up. Imagine that feeling.
I would have died on the spot
@@judaswasametalhead uhh
Must be that black privilege
@@josh62816 💀☠☠
Like he just saved humanity, like Murph at the end of Interstellar
He sounded so sincere when he asked if he was okay.
yea that was pretty cool of him
He's a fucking human being ffs... Or did u think he was Satan or something lol
Did you not see when the woman had a seizure at his show?
@@bigxcon was that the one he was cracking jokes at? the one I saw was amazing to see him lighten the mood while the medics were leaving with the person and then be able to just go back into the set as if someone had just spilled a drink. his control of the stage and the moment is exceptional, he is at ease with all kinds of people or events that he comes across.
@@vlada absolutely and I agree!
Now that’s just gold. Having an inside joke with all of the audience except one dude is a masterpiece.
Lmao this is my boy. He wasn’t high on anything. He had a little too much to drink and was tired from work 😂. He told me about it before the video even got posted
Staged
Aman Singh so my boy is lying to me because he wants to trick me, for reasons? 😂 as I said in a previous response, if you think Andrew staged this, why don’t you go to his show, sit in the first or second row center and see how staged it is when he starts cutting on you.
@@AmanSingh-bt1rx nope
@@AmanSingh-bt1rx you should prove it and go to a show
Your boy a fool. Lol. If i here sirens im waking up from a coma. Lol.
I once passed out in math class and woke up to everyone staring at me while the teacher was telling jokes.
Fell asleep in my French class and the whole class, teacher included, decided to leave me alone in the classroom. Woke up so confused and lost
@@jsytlo bruh that must’ve felt really weird haha
I woke up in a college lecture hall with no one there but the teacher sitting a foot away starting at my face.
I think I dropped that class.
I once read a book at 12 years old during reading-class.
Teacher told us to put the books away, but this book was fascinating and I did not hear him.
I kept reading, mesmerized by the adventures of the girls in the book. I remember there was a sandpile or something, where they found a medallion.
It was 30 minutes later (I was in the front row ffs) and the teacher júst noticed I wasn't doing maths, but instead, reading a book. With my nose nearly on the page.
He first told a few jokes to the class (which was awesome, because nobody liked me there to begin with, I was the 'sad, bullied girl' and then he crept closer.
They counted. One, two, three. He then kicked really hard against my table-leg, the book flew off the table and landed crumpled on the floor and I gasped in fear.
He said; ' *WE'RE DOING MATHS...EMMA!* ' and I started tearing up and pouting involuntarily. I kept gasping for air, still shaken by what just happened.
The kids laughed, one kid went; 'Ahahahaaaah she's crying!' and the teacher made me pick up the book, put it away and continue with maths.
I didn't want to read in class any longer after that and I remember holding the table-leg for a few weeks, whenever the teacher walked passed, because I was afraid he might kick the table over again and that it might hit my face this time.
fell asleep in church once, woke up people looking at me like i was the biggest sinner (which i was/am) and pastor even told a joke too when he seen me wake up
I like how it’s all fun and games, but the second he wakes up Andy asks him if he is ok.
Papa Bumba stfu
Thla Thang fair enough haha
yeah nah
Then tells him that he was roasting him for ten minutes...
Don't NOBODY call him "Andy" kid. Stop watching Toy Story and get his name right bitch
"Bro he's sleeping so peacefully... he's even got his hands crossed" 😂 Andrew felt that 😂
Honestly thought my mans was dead for a second there 😂😂
Your mans bro?? ☠️☠️☠️
dead ass mans
Who the fuck says mans
Staged
No you didn't
Lmfaooo! “Child support”! “Your father is here!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Guy passed out
Andrew: *THAT’S WHATS UP*
😂😂😂😂 that's what's up
Lmao
Gimme my pfp back😂
If the guy was actually dead then this would of been a video just laughing at a dead guy lmao
@FUN-TIME just ripping on a dead guy lmao
He's going to have to watch this to see what was said about him while he was passed out 🤣🤣🤣
Nicole Gray I sent it to him already. After he woke up, he figured Andy was going in on him the whole time lmao
I bet he was awake halfway through, but just wanted to see how far Andrew would take it
@@KennyBucketz what was his reaction after he saw it?
Hikari Showers he said he knew he wasn’t safe lol. He was cool about it. He thought it was funny. He figured it would become a clip
@@KennyBucketz cool I wish I was at Andrew shows
"We've assigned you a white man." 😂😂😂
Plot twist: Guy got up during the first 'whoo' but didn't open his eyes for the fear of getting ripped up. And decided to open only when things started to get serious🤣
he did though lmfao
Bruh I wouldn't be able to be pretend asleep I would've laughed my ass off if I was him
0:15
Seems like he looks up
I thought I saw that! Dude must have been super embarrassed
It’s 4.00 am and I’m laughing like a lunatic and waking up family around. Andrew is amazing comedian.
“We’ve assigned you a white man” IM DEAD 😂😂😂
“Maybe we should check his pulse” 💀💀💀
"How do you wake a black guy up?"
"Child Support..."
I'm dead...🤣🤣
TimeHasCome _ it would've been hilarious if he just sprung up like YO HOL UP I AINT EVEN- woah woah yo what's going on?
When he said "Your dad is here" I fucking lost it.
Asians native Americans and Hispanics file for child support more then blacks
Quinton Kirk It’s just a stereotype.
@@kiakaha110 I know, but I don't think many people realize what I was said
1:25 even his security guard is scared of getting roasted by him😂💀💀
It seems like Andrew only have 3 shirts in his closet.
donovan lopez #wealth
That’s money
lmao he always traveling
Have you met my friend? Lol
Its tough out there for comedians
Imagine roasting a dead guy for this long
“Nobody ever died like this”
*folds hands*
“collapses”
2:25 - my family when I finally come out of my room after sleep for 22 hours
They should of told him that somebody is giving out free Jordan’s in the back row. That would of woken him up for sure
If the child support payments dont wake a nigga up nothing will
Word!!
@@dominic667 child support was lame. for someone that is high free henney or chicken with wake him up quick
*Have
@@ajthesavage214 I had to read your comment twice to understand what you were trying to say. maybe you should lead by example.
I woke up to people cheering once. I was in a bad car accident (not my fault) and all the bystanders thought I was dead. I woke up to applause, got out of the car and took a bow before getting in the ambulance
The moment that dude realized he is sitting in 2nd row at a Andrew Schulz's show he was like:
"Oh Shit!, lemme fake pass-out so I don't get roasted"
Mauboy Western lmfao
*_Get's roasted anyway_* haha
Becomes the centre of attention.
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Fall asleep before being attacked, it won't hurt until you wake up
Nobody ever died like this.
The grim reaper: oh shit you right
😂 hands down my favourite comedian
If you have the opportunity to see him live go it's worth every penny
Faxxxxxx
He killed it in Seattle his set was super dope But his homeboy Mark I’ll can’t fuck with him he got too many jokes about race like A whole set
Amantha Perera lame
To me this guy is not funny at all
Nobody beats Schultz on crowd work. I think he’s the best to ever do it.
The Security Guy: walks up to man
Andrew: nah nah nah leave him
Security: 👀👀👀 backs up with hands up
He was scared of being roasted lol
Kal AYEEEE backed right up
His crowd control is fire. Well played Mr. Shultz
Imagine getting flamed while asleep
The fact he incorporated this into his routine is so creative
the fact he didnt laugh or anything after waking up and didn't say he smoked and just said he "tired" makes me think he was nodding off on dope
If it's Portland it's possible
He's a black man, it's a hard day every day, sometimes you just gotta reset 😴
@@LukaDonesnitch must be hard running from ya baby momma and claiming benefits
To me it seemed like he didn't think andrew was funny and was tired af. He probably went there with a friend who's a big andrew fan because I feel like most fans would get a kick out of the situation but he seemed unamused. But these are all assumptions and I don't know shit so take that for what it's worth which is absolutely nothing haha
The way he was passed out it looked like he was on Heroin smacked out of his mind.
“We’ve instructed him to lick your earlobe it’s how he got into his fraternity he’ll do it!!”
I’m dead 😂😂😂
No one:
Not a single soul:
Andrew: 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬
No one:
Not a single soul:
🐬: *laughs in Andrew*
No one:
Not a single soul:
Jacen Solo: Let me just copy and paste this joke that is on every Andrew Schulz video.
@@Baychimo hey man you gotta appreciate the hustle for those youtube likes. gotta pay the bills somehow, you know
He didn't do it as much on this one. He sounded more like a meerkat. Look them up and you'll hear Andrew's laugh.
Dolphins? Explain
He told his wife he was going to a grocery shop to buy some food for their todler. In fact he went to a comendy show to have some rest. Now his cover is blown.
my man passed out but still couldn't escape the roasting from andrew
dude heard child support and decided to play dead 😂
Andrew was so funny the guy took the term "I'm dead" literally. Didn't someone else have a seizure in one of his shows? jeez.
Andrew's laugh has shifted from a dolphin to the real alarm calls of a meerkat.
Of all the dolphins in the world,Andrew is favorite one.
I was Andrew climbing over the speakers at the end like a kid 😂
Andrew can make any situation funny 😂
“Your fathers here” lmao ahahaha😂😂😂😂💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:03 other guy is curious if he really is..
Ashish Pal 😂😂
This dude honestly cheers me up with every clip I see 😂
He went to sleep so he didn’t get roasted but it backfired 🤣
“Ain’t nobody ever died like this.”
Flashback to Fredrick the Great passing just like that on his throne during court.
Andrew finally had a sip of the bottle
Who else is on a binge-watching spree of these video's of Andrew?
Now this man does comedy correctly, he’s bloody hilarious to watch. No “victims” of being “offended” in that audience, just a load of people out having a great time. 😆😂👍
They usually complain when they go home, but who knows. Seems like he's got a good audience and rapport with em.
“Popeyes chicken sandwiches are back”
👨🏿🦲: 👀
You a bitch
“Get back to work boy” - 👴🏻
"No we were concerned" 😂😂😂
He wasn't asleep, he was just too embarrassed to open his eyes
seem that this was posted 36 seconds ago i ain’t ever been this early 😂
yo that guy looks like Harden 😂😂😂
who goes to a standup show, falls asleep and then act like you woke him up on his lunchbreak?
"Chil support" best joke ever
Andrew is so refreshing . He deserves all the accolades. Hard work raw talent love em
He heard they was gonna check him and he woke tf up🤣😭
He didn’t even book for the first row that’s why he was sleeping
I love Andrew Shultz. His crowd work is hilarious 😆
andrew needs to be on every comedy central roast ever
There isn't a comedian in this world that laughs more at their own jokes more than Andrew.
You're right unfortunately.
So much potential but he's like a Dave Chappelle/Bert Kreischer hybrid with that shit.
You sure u watch stand up that’s people go to move everybody
@@AkI-rj6qk I'm not sure what you're trying to say. I think your auto correct messed your sentences up.
How tf can someone fall asleep during an andrew show??
some good weed
Very good weed
Boring
weed. good weed.
Xanax bars
Imagine waking up with everyone cheering and Andrew asking "are you ok"
The collective second of panic that went through the room when guy goes yeah haha, but we should check his pulse real quick...
you know Andrew is the goat when he can joke about a sleeping dude. THE GOAT
Imagine him actually listening to the process of how he was woken up in a comedy set 😂
Hats off to the man who worked so hard that he couldn’t even stay up to watch the show.
Damn this dude Schultz matched his shirt to the timeline bar on UA-cam.
when he walks across the stage he buffers the video
"we have assigned you a white man" I have to take a smoke break on that one as I am dead and need a final smoke
I was gunna say “free chicken!” Hahaha
Me too😂
Where?
Low hanging fruit
joelercoaster
what I find funny that in reality white people eat more chickens than blacks. So the whole stereotype black eating chickens, where did it come from.
Because white countries consume far more chicken than black countries, Australia, United Kingdom are top chicken eaters.
Stereotypes are funny when there is a grain of truth to it, but the whole black people love chicken is made up.
Too easy and not funny.
Dude died in his audience and he's cracking jokes😂😂
Imagine going to a comedian stand up
falling asleep
and then waking up to him and everyone else in the room staring at you while the comdeidian is hunched over smiling down at you
That's a beautiful nightmare
he wasn't sleep he was just roasted back to life
The amount of jokes he made that you realize can't be said anymore without a horde of people getting offended 😅
This guy just wakes up and the whole crowd goes crazy
I fell to sleep at a comedy show and I was sitting in the front row. I woke up because the comedian was throwing peanuts at me and everyone laughed and I did too. You know what I never fell asleep at a comedy show again. 🤣
I love this guy, This is the definition of audience participation
This man has the best on the spot humor 😂
Imagine waking up to whole crow cheering for you, that shit must be weird
0:21 he did wake up, but played dead to avoid maximum damage
"Hold on I got it..CHILD SUPPORT"
💀😂😂
Schultz laughs more at his own jokes than any other comedian.
He must have said 'YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER ' 😂😂😂😂👌🏼
dang, how could he not have said "THIS IS THE PO-LICE"
He tried the siren first
I´m so glad to be alive at the same time Andrew is performing - what a blessing hahaha
He should’ve just started screaming run hysterically and had the audience join in
Hahaha imagine being asleep somewhere and everyone is watching you talk about you while you thought nobody would notice 🤣🤣
He should of had everybody leave the auditorium and wait for him to wake up and realize everybody was gone
Dude probably thought he was in heaven waking up to a bunch of people clapping and cheering for him lmao
Andrew has 0 chill, and I love it! 😂😂😂
2:14 unwritten law of medicine
I love how he casually walks on the speakers 😂
This is how it feels when you pass out in class and the teacher wakes you