I once saw a thread about "which animal would be the cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat". Among the hordes of people arguing for tiny elephants and such there was a lone comment about how cute spiders would be. The top reply to that was pure gold - "Scaled *down* to the size of a cat? What are you, Australian?"
"Yeah nah ya muppet. These are down right cuddly buggers. I reckon we could import a few huntsmen and bushel a Cain toads and have it sorted by day after tommorow. Ya know what mate? ...maybe we'll take the nuclear option and bring in a few Emus".
moral of the first story is to get the full story i was so happy to hear my favorite aussie saying "we're not here to feck spiders" imagine what would happen if the movie '8 legged freaks' was austrailian. thanks for the narration
You WANT to employ humans in a coffee shop? Serving rude, alien Karens? Good luck with that! And that is why you just might want to investigate a new planet for a year or two during all seasons in various locations BEFORE you start up a colony.
They needed a race that could handle heavier workload shifts and chose humanity. I can't argue with that, honestly. You know what, forget the Australians. Release the Americans on the Arachnid monsters. Just don't expect to be able to get rid of the wasps they drop in.
I once saw a thread about "which animal would be the cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat". Among the hordes of people arguing for tiny elephants and such there was a lone comment about how cute spiders would be. The top reply to that was pure gold - "Scaled *down* to the size of a cat? What are you, Australian?"
lol
Scale up ants... For the colony!
Oh gosh. Must be cammel spider
@@bobsterclause342 Not actually a spider, ironically enough.
I mean they would be cute scaled down to a cat
That's not a giant arachnid. THIS is a giant arachnid.
Just gotta say that as an Australian , the word "cobber" has not been used in everyday speech in Australia since World War One .
"Yeah nah ya muppet. These are down right cuddly buggers. I reckon we could import a few huntsmen and bushel a Cain toads and have it sorted by day after tommorow. Ya know what mate? ...maybe we'll take the nuclear option and bring in a few Emus".
I think bringing in the emus might be considered a war crime
@@labella9291beyond the shadow of a doubt
The last parts of both stories really got me 😂
And Logan brings out his pet funnel web spider to get in on the fun.
moral of the first story is to get the full story
i was so happy to hear my favorite aussie saying "we're not here to feck spiders" imagine what would happen if the movie '8 legged freaks' was austrailian.
thanks for the narration
As an aussie it would be a documentary😊
Just goes to show there are Karen's everywhere.. and customer service is customer service. Under appreciated.
I thought you said they were big.
Lol!
So... There are Space Karens now?
Well played mate cricket bat for the nice arc 🇭🇲👍😂. Hit it for 6
Did... Did Squerril just actually say 'fuck' instead of frick?
oh no...... :D
@@AgroSquerril UA-cam TO THE PITS OF DEMONIZATION FOR YOU
if the aliens really hire Heather Lynn, they're in for a surprise
Coffee shop sounds like a Monday
That is what she said
i love Aussy jokes!
FTA!!!!!
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5 cubits, about 7 1/2 feet tall spiders.
yep they are only little buggers
Ah, yes. Customer service is hell.
Quantity has a quality all its own.
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Fricking terran Aussies!FTA!
good story
Club, most likely a 3 wood.
Hit it for 6 mate 🤣
Yeah the salvos sell them as toad whackers
cricket bat
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For the flat club!
What is this club you speak of?
You WANT to employ humans in a coffee shop? Serving rude, alien Karens? Good luck with that!
And that is why you just might want to investigate a new planet for a year or two during all seasons in various locations BEFORE you start up a colony.
LMAO!
They needed a race that could handle heavier workload shifts and chose humanity. I can't argue with that, honestly.
You know what, forget the Australians. Release the Americans on the Arachnid monsters. Just don't expect to be able to get rid of the wasps they drop in.
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