@@joeharris5420 Hey, given enough time in developing, I can whoop anyone AI's ass on Prince. Heck, the last game I played I managed to retake my capital in the 1 war (I had basically no units, then came the composites and that one battering ram).
@@UserPendingDeletion me playing Civ V with all dlc in archipeligo on high sea level in deity: fleet of the line! Privateers! Ruin their coast and harass their land! Longbownen! Knights! Take their cities! Not even your hawacha and turtle ships can save you now, kimmy!
1. Pick England 2. Build the Great Lighthouse 3. Adopt exploration 4. Watch as your enemies scream in agony for their coastal cities burning to the ground, their city state allies forced into submission, their trade routes plundered and their navies sinking into the bloodied pits of hell.
+misterbin00 That actually happened to me once, when I was playing as China. It was spice, and England was the one asking for it without payment, but close enough! Commence Longbow vs Chu-ko-nu.
I call it "that thing that plays when I've had enough of her one sided trade agreements" Seriously woman give me a fair deal or face my technological superiority.
7 років тому+13
"Would you be interrested in a trade with England ?"
Tea should have been a luxury resource in this game Elizabeth: Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England? (1 Tea for 12GPT) Washington: You mistake our love for peace as weakness.
***** Tea party as in party where we drink tea and eat cakes and scones or tea party where we dress up as Native Americans and throw crates of tea into the sea to make salty tea?
Jay Gregory funny you say that. this one game I was playing America and invaded Persia for oranges. I beat him took his oranges and everyone denounces him. sometimes been a warmonger pays off
Rather than a big, bombastic piece, this one basically says "We're in for a slow, grim march to victory and we don't care how many of your soldiers are going to get their teeth kicked-in in the process."
When I listen to this, I think of a battalion of British troops entrenched, shooting out wave after wave of attackers, each one worse than the previous, whether it be Zulu Impis or German Panthers.
Holy fuck it's Mangs :D didn't realise you played Civ as well, guess I shouldn't be surprised. (Except I'm playing as England most of the time so I have yet to experience this :p)
"I heard my country calling, away across the sea, Across the waste of waters she calls and calls to me. Her sword is girded at her side, her helmet on her head, And round her feet are lying the dying and the dead. I hear the noise of battle, the thunder of her guns, I haste to thee my mother, a son among thy sons."
thetravinator9 please tell me there's a mod for this. "Unique ability: "Top gear". Tourism output to other countries that have the internal combustion engine tech is doubled"
"Unique unit: J.K. Rowling, replaces the Great Writer, can be used like a great musician to spread a large amount of tourism to foreign cities, and continues to provide culture to your civilization once spent in this way. Converts 1/10 of the population of foreign cities into screaming Harry Potter fangirls"
I think what I appreciate most about this track is how loudly every single part of it screams BRITAIN From the redcoat drums in the beginning to the marching fife to the middle bit that sounds like it’s straight out of the age of exploration to the noble harpsichord ending, it’s all England all day
Fun fact- when the English were at war with the French, the French hated the English long bows so much that they threatened to cut off their middle and ring fingers, so they couldn't use their bows. So in battle, the English long bowmen would wave these fingers at the French soldiers. This was eventually shortened to only waving the middle finger. So the long bows that are so bad ass in this game actually historically invented flipping people off
In Ancient Greece and Rome the middle finger was meant to be a penis when flipped, and the pointer and ring fingers were the testicles. This was very insulting to them
Looking at how much shit Queen Elizabeth had gone through when she was young and how she had endured, I understand her reaction when someone wanna give her a fight.
Woul you be interested in a trade agreement with England? Their offer : 1 pearl Your offer : 10 iron 8 coal Osaka Kyoto Me : fuck no. * Elizabeth has declared war on japan
"There boy! look! A sail, 3 points to starboard" "I see it" said the young midshipman. "We'll be rich when we plunder her" "That's no merchant, young sir. Count her masts. That there's a man'o'war" "Is she Spanish? Dutch? Russian?" "No signals" the grizzled old sailor answered. "An enemy then! We shall win glorious victory for France" The old sailor gulped as the sails on the horizon grew tall and the hull beneath them emerged. Black and yellow stripes fore-to-aft. And there at her stern the telling mark. "What is it?" the young officer asked, still green and a virgin of war at sea. His mentor grimaced and held the scar on his chest. "The white ensign, mister midshipman. The old enemy. England"
+A Space Butterfly Notify your allies and denounce! Geez, now I have to go to war with her, too. Alright boys, we're going after Queen Bitchface again. ready the Minutemen.
Turn 202: *Would you be interested in a Trade Agreement, with England?* (Cocoa for Spices) Me: *Reject* Turn 203: *Would you be interested in a Trade Agreement, with England?*(Crabs for Spices) Me: *Reject* Turn 204: *I cannot ignore this chance to eliminate a potential competitor; (WAR DECLARED!) Your Day of Judgement will Come!* *War Music Starts* Me: *Sure thing!* Turn 205: *6 Ships of the Line are seen on the water nearby Kyoto, my coastal Capital* Me: *Fuck.*
+Antares Luis Plot twist : The good news is that those are the ONLY units sent by England. Tokyo stays on 0 HP from turn 205 to turn 230 at which point all ships of the line have been sunk
onceuponaban Well, I'd wish, but no, they had Privateers too! I had to kidna rush for Destroyers whilst defending with Frigates to not lose my capital. I lost 1 city that was on a little island, then again I never held a chance there, since that Island was very unprotected, and even more agaisnt 6 Ships of the Line and a few Privateers...
@@UnderFried if you bring a whole orchestra into a battlefield playing this song with the entire army singing it, you don't have to fought because the enemy would fled in panic (well, Spartan were feared because of their superb cohesion so it's possible).
nice thing about elizabeth is how well her abilty stacks with the great lighthouse. And if another civ beats you to it, its not like its hard to use your ships of the line to "make a trade agreement" for it later on :). But great lighthouse, exploration opener plus her unique ability makes for an unbeatable navy at any era, especially the Renaissance though.
Exactly. If you do that strat, then you can build the fastest ship in any game eve: the 14-movement ironclad. 3 Base movement, +2 for being English, +2 for great lighthouse and exploration policies, (making 7. this is doubled in coastal waters. 7*2=14 >:) *schemes*
Kokorocodon That is kinda ironic since you Japanese go on boasting about your glorious Yamato yet Britian gave you the technology for that to exist and the British also helped develop the aircraft carrier
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. That's propably the most fitting description of this lady, because her armada of Ships of the line sure scorned my asshole when i declined a trade with her.
All the same Elizabeth to me. She'll come back as Elizabeth III and live forever. Her lifespans only increasing every time she comes back. Trust me bros...
Turn 250: Elizabeth has 20,000 gold 258 gold per turn Turn 251: *An English Spy has stolen the secrets of Navigation from Rome!* Turn 252: *WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A TRADE AGREEMENT WITH ENGLAND?* (Accept Embassy in exchange for Antium, Neapolis and Cumae) *Refuse* Turn 253: Elizabeth has 0 gold and -15 gold per turn Turn 254: "Betrayal is such a strong word. Let's call this 'rethinking our friendship'."
"Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?" "lel nope" declares war "Would NOW be a good time for a trade agreement with England...scrub? >:D " " O_O "
Hmmm, potentially through Civ4's domination victory, perhaps. - Conquest: Seeing as the world isnt' ruled over entirely by one country yet, nobody. - Domination: The British Empire got there first, but in modern times, China probably has this one. - Space Race: Probably the Soviet Union if you count the first man in space, America if you count first man on the moon. - Diplomatic: South Korea (if we're talking about right now), the UK if we're talking about who got a UN secretary-General first. - Cultural: At present, the United States, due to their vast influence on most of Western Society; if we're talking who got there first, most likely the Roman Empire. - Score: Now THAT one is tricky; take into account the current size, prosperity and advancement of each country, coupled with the wonders each nation has built and such, who would win at this present moment? I won't answer that, as there's probably enough fuel to accidentally make a flame war here already.
Hmmm, good point. China would be lliable to have Score right now, Britain would make a good country for domination, for the British Empire though, current UK is a hell-hole.
Ddraigtanto Ixeniejir That's an excellent argument. Cenk, that's true but you need more than language and comprehension to maintain cultural dominance.
@Anglo Commando Talk about overkill. I think HMS Conqueror sinking the Veinticinco de Mayo aircraft carrier would have been an additional shock for the Argies.
*Captain Bernard T. Wilmington of the nuclear submarine HMS 'King George VI' opening the safe with the nuclear missile keys, and the Prime Minister's Doomsday Letter* "For the King and Country, after all."
In my first CIV game ever I played on huge earth on marathon speed. I ended up starting in Burma as England . Anyway, as I continued I found that the Philippines and the other islands of south east Asia had no civs on them, just ruins and barbs. I sent out a unit of spearmen with ship support to provide arty. Those spear men came back as great war infantry. Needless to say everything apart from cities was ganked during the game's classical and medieval era. There was something glorious about using this music as the Tommies slayed knight after knight. Oh Civ.
My favorite song from Civilization 5 :) I got my first domination victory using my ships of the line to crush my opponents. :D And i also like to listen to it when i study. I think it is a really good song to study with.
The recorder/English flute was just an immature instrument for elementary school music classes before I listened to this. Now it heralds the arrival of an entire ship-of-the-line armada intent on bullying me into being interested in Lizzy's trade agreement.
"By the grace of God, your days are numbered!" *Later in the ruins of the English Capital* "Where is your God now?" I may not know many things, but one thing I do know is war.
Between this and the Russian war music, I'm not sure which one makes me want to crush my enemies more. This one makes me strategize and go more into focus and then be all subtle about my tactics. The Russian one makes me go brute force and destroy any and all resistance.
In my game I was playing as England and luckily I spawned on a big island with only two city states. This allowed me to spend more on ships than land units. Russia founded a city at the south of the island and this was a threat and it was in the renaissance era. I used 7 out of 16 Ship of the Lines to lay waste on her huge embarked invasion force. I took over the city she founded. Ship of the lines are really awesome. She gave up and asked for peace because I also started to bombard her land units on the coast. Being on an island alone can give advantages.
Took me awhile to find this track. The flute and the strings bouncing together captivated me and at the time, I was playing as the Mongols when this track played. I thought it was an obscure/unnamed Mongol war theme...until I found this track here. Then I remembered that I was warring with England at the time.
1914: Germany and Russia declare war on each other. Britain like: Hm. Germany declares war on France, Britain like: eh? Germany invades Belgium. Britain like: awww heeel no. *this theme starts playing in Germany* *German war theme starts playing in Britain* Germany and Britain simultaneously: fuck.
Ewan Beattie That pretty much sums it up... There were also thoughts about an extended Schlieffen Plan among German High command which meant to also invade the Netherlands and terminate the possibility for the Brits to use it as a base to "Backstab" the German army.
2014 год, сентябрь. Играю за Англию на гигантской карте земли со стартовыми позициями, 22 игроков, сложность король. Основываю колоний на всех континентах. И тут БУМ! Все наций одновременно обьявляют мне войну. Мировая война на всех континентах и океанах! Великая игра
And that's what happens when you aren't interested in a trade agreement with England.
+Wolf6119
So? Are you interested or not?
+Wolf6119 Sorta what happened to China during the opium war haha
+Meek Bones Chu-kuo-nos can't beat Ships of the Line. :D
+Wolf6119
Elizabeth's got pissed off since we didn't agree to that trade agreement.
+Meek Bones
England: hey kid, want some drugs
China: no
England: *destroys chinese army
It looks like England is no longer interested in the EU's trade agreement.
they want to go to space with usa
+The T-34 they want to into space with Poland
That was one of the best jokes ive heard in a while
Should have asked whether London wanted to pay for the rest of England.
kobyma2 I legitimately screamed out loud reading your comment. Thank you.
Would you be interested in a naval bombardment from England?
+Mothballed yes.
Ghandi, Send The Nukes.
Honestly, does my interest in the prospect even matter at this point?
the fishes intrested in bodies of english sailors and admirals along the Gallipoli peninsula
@@BH-fy5hi missing the part where the English smashed turkey in ww1 throughout the whole middle East and occupied your country.
I like how the cursor is on "Negotiate Peace". As if they suddenly realized their mistake.
Nigga, killing England is easy. I kicked her ass with Oda.
ours games must be very different then.
SupremeTuna ^^found the settler player
I regretted it when she was throwing battleships at me while everyone had frigates and ironclads. 😰
@@joeharris5420 Hey, given enough time in developing, I can whoop anyone AI's ass on Prince. Heck, the last game I played I managed to retake my capital in the 1 war (I had basically no units, then came the composites and that one battering ram).
why this queen look like she bout to drop the hottest trade agreement of 2016
cause she is
Click >>HERE
Because that's exactly was she did.
Would you like a trade agreement with England?
How about another one in 2020
"MY SPIES FOUND THAT YOU ARE PLANNING TO SAY NO TO MY TRADE AGREEMENT!"
Welp, there goes my coastal cities.
Blanji nice
Damn😂
@@UserPendingDeletion me playing Civ V with all dlc in archipeligo on high sea level in deity: fleet of the line! Privateers! Ruin their coast and harass their land! Longbownen! Knights! Take their cities! Not even your hawacha and turtle ships can save you now, kimmy!
1. Pick England
2. Build the Great Lighthouse
3. Adopt exploration
4. Watch as your enemies scream in agony for their coastal cities burning to the ground, their city state allies forced into submission, their trade routes plundered and their navies sinking into the bloodied pits of hell.
10 speed per Boat. TEN.
TachyonKing
5:Find Zulus
6:Leave
Even more so with Denmark
Ship of the Line don't fuck around.
and archipelago map type, the horror
Hearing this while playing on an island map during the Renaissance/Industrial era is essentially a death sentence.
Four words: SHIP OF THE LINE
You should learn to git gud, my friend.
MarshmallowButthole git gud screeb
Bojan T. *Skrub I am that asshole.
Mr. Worldwide the misspelling was intentional , shrublord
"Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?"
*Decline*
*This starts playing*
+fuck
Elizabeth : Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England? *(opium for 30GPT)*
Wu Zetian : Fuck off
*This starts playing*
+misterbin00 That actually happened to me once, when I was playing as China. It was spice, and England was the one asking for it without payment, but close enough!
Commence Longbow vs Chu-ko-nu.
more like ship-of-the-line vs junk ships
lulz
Thomas Cahyuti longbow men anyday
Civilization V had one of the best soundtracks I've seen in a game.
#truth
+Sameinaður Norðurlöndin I just wish it had the intro music to Civ 4.
+Sameinaður Norðurlöndin well i think civ 4 is better
+Sameinaður Norðurlöndin along with Eu4 and CK2 for me:)
You can change that by messing with the game files
I like to call this song "I have had enough of your shit, Rome"
I call it "that thing that plays when I've had enough of her one sided trade agreements" Seriously woman give me a fair deal or face my technological superiority.
"Would you be interrested in a trade with England ?"
Depends What will you give me for one of my spare cottons?
I can go up to 240 gold, but you will have to give me open borders too, then.
***** Only if you give me acsess to your borders as well its only fair.
Tea should have been a luxury resource in this game
Elizabeth: Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England? (1 Tea for 12GPT)
Washington: You mistake our love for peace as weakness.
***** Tea party as in party where we drink tea and eat cakes and scones or tea party where we dress up as Native Americans and throw crates of tea into the sea to make salty tea?
Xepthrichros There's a couple of mods adding various luxury resources. My Germans love their beer and cars ;-)
***** Shall I bring the Teabags I have leftover from last week?
***** Gray Earl or Green?
justin8e8 Teabag the heck out of Lizzie at any rate.
JESUS LADY I JUST WANTED SOME CITRUS!
***** Ah, so you were interested in a trade agreement with England.
***** One simply cannot want Citrus from Britannia one must BEG FOR IT! 😉
"Ate an orange; it was K."
Now I just have to wait for someone to get the reference...
Thus began the great orange war of our time.
Jay Gregory funny you say that. this one game I was playing America and invaded Persia for oranges. I beat him took his oranges and everyone denounces him. sometimes been a warmonger pays off
Rather than a big, bombastic piece, this one basically says "We're in for a slow, grim march to victory and we don't care how many of your soldiers are going to get their teeth kicked-in in the process."
When I listen to this, I think of a battalion of British troops entrenched, shooting out wave after wave of attackers, each one worse than the previous, whether it be Zulu Impis or German Panthers.
Melon Lord
German Panthers, as in the tanks? I thought Civ V had tigers as panzer units?
onceuponaban I meant in real life, not in game.
That’s how the British won most of their wars.
["We shall fight in the beaches" intensifies]
This is what happend when the Qing Empire wasn't intrested in a trade agreement with England.
LMFAO!
this comment omg
+Frank Guo kek
Hahaha
Zeyon *plays as China and hears this songs* NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN, NOT FOR THE 3RD TIME, PLEASE.
The sound of longbowmen and ships of the line headed towards your capital.
Unless capital deep inside landmas :/
ARROWS, READY!!
Longbowmen with range 3: So OP..... hey, that rhymes ;D
+Rambling Rapscallion lol you are awesome
Holy fuck it's Mangs :D didn't realise you played Civ as well, guess I shouldn't be surprised. (Except I'm playing as England most of the time so I have yet to experience this :p)
"By the grace of my hair, your days a numbered!"
Lol
"We shall never surrender!"
By 1900 most people around the world had heard this song, at least once.
The boss theme that makes millions tremble
Rule Britannia.
"I heard my country calling, away across the sea,
Across the waste of waters she calls and calls to me.
Her sword is girded at her side, her helmet on her head,
And round her feet are lying the dying and the dead.
I hear the noise of battle, the thunder of her guns,
I haste to thee my mother, a son among thy sons."
[tea drinking intensifies]
"Our people are drinking your tea and watching your BBC. We fear the rest of the world will succumb to your Britishness."
thetravinator9 please tell me there's a mod for this.
"Unique ability: "Top gear". Tourism output to other countries that have the internal combustion engine tech is doubled"
This needs to be a thing.
"Unique unit: J.K. Rowling, replaces the Great Writer, can be used like a great musician to spread a large amount of tourism to foreign cities, and continues to provide culture to your civilization once spent in this way. Converts 1/10 of the population of foreign cities into screaming Harry Potter fangirls"
Thomas Wells can happen only 7 times, effect doubles once broadcasting is researched.
"I vow to thee, that you will become part of my country."
I think what I appreciate most about this track is how loudly every single part of it screams BRITAIN
From the redcoat drums in the beginning to the marching fife to the middle bit that sounds like it’s straight out of the age of exploration to the noble harpsichord ending, it’s all England all day
The Scots Are Going To Be Offended
When Darius doesn't say Shapir to Elizabeth's trade agreement
Lord Weaselton Scrolling through the comments section I found most of the comments amusing, but this is the first that actually made me laugh. xD
Lord Weaselton lol this comment killed me
Looks like it's time for him to dishapir
This comment is fantastic, it made me laugh with an old and overdoes joke, not bad.
Fun fact- when the English were at war with the French, the French hated the English long bows so much that they threatened to cut off their middle and ring fingers, so they couldn't use their bows. So in battle, the English long bowmen would wave these fingers at the French soldiers. This was eventually shortened to only waving the middle finger. So the long bows that are so bad ass in this game actually historically invented flipping people off
I recall hearing that the middle finger was used in Ancient Greece as an insult as well.
In Ancient Greece and Rome the middle finger was meant to be a penis when flipped, and the pointer and ring fingers were the testicles. This was very insulting to them
Zayanz some also say that middle finger would be put by "doctors" of the time up in someone's ass to see if it's all good down there.
Deus Paligorius how would they tell whether it's good or not?
theprisoner3 I wouldn't honestly know. But I am certain that I heard it was used for the purposes.
"betrayal is such a strong word, lets think of this as rethinking our friendship" england to eu
" in other words, the knife has already been stabbed in, now we just need to twist it just a little "
England's Peace Theme: She's slouching on her throne.
England's War Theme: She sits upright.
Shit just got real.
AnotherJohnDoe lol
*We'rE fUckEd*
Oh no!
Looking at how much shit Queen Elizabeth had gone through when she was young and how she had endured, I understand her reaction when someone wanna give her a fight.
Well of course. Elizabeth was married to England, which means you just threatened her husband. You're gonna fuckin' get it for that.
"I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a concrete Elephant"
Ahhh blackadder
Woul you be interested in a trade agreement with England?
Their offer :
1 pearl
Your offer :
10 iron
8 coal
Osaka
Kyoto
Me : fuck no.
* Elizabeth has declared war on japan
Call the black knights !
thats why I play as england
i mean if osaka and kyoto only has 5 pop then ill take the deal lol
๖ۣۜBeyond Earth never played as japan so yh
Tell me that's real.
God Save Us From The Queen
DisgruntledViewer Lol
+DisgruntledViewer Filthy Alien- Hugger.
+AceOfClubsHUN Not Even God Can Save You From The Xeno Titan
DisgruntledViewer Who needs God when I've got LEV Destroyers?
+Yang Xiao Long She might even cut off your arm!
"By the grace of god your days are numbered!"
Me: "Shit"....
"Your day of judgement is upon you."
"Legions! Prepare to march on London by sunrise!"
TheZedman5000 cant march across an ocean
ThatBronyWhoStares
-France, 1812
ThatBronyWhoStares ironically the one game where I was near England we were both on the same continent, so yeah
TheZedman5000 RIP England
"There boy! look! A sail, 3 points to starboard"
"I see it" said the young midshipman. "We'll be rich when we plunder her"
"That's no merchant, young sir. Count her masts. That there's a man'o'war"
"Is she Spanish? Dutch? Russian?"
"No signals" the grizzled old sailor answered.
"An enemy then! We shall win glorious victory for France"
The old sailor gulped as the sails on the horizon grew tall and the hull beneath them emerged. Black and yellow stripes fore-to-aft. And there at her stern the telling mark.
"What is it?" the young officer asked, still green and a virgin of war at sea. His mentor grimaced and held the scar on his chest. "The white ensign, mister midshipman. The old enemy. England"
This is great, what’s this from?
@Rildar it's not from anything, I wrote it. Glad you liked it 😄
@@royalstingray822 Well, nonetheless, great job!
@@royalstingray822 excellent short story tho!
Any surviving Frenchmen on board gon need 10 years bedrest after that naval encounter.
All you had to do was accept that trade agreement!
You had one job. One job!
+A Space Butterfly Notify your allies and denounce! Geez, now I have to go to war with her, too.
Alright boys, we're going after Queen Bitchface again. ready the Minutemen.
+Andy “Akela” Wolf Have fun crossing the Atlantic while it's swarming with Ships of the Line :P
+Jack Tanton just gotta be sneaky ;)
All we had to do was accept the damn agreement, CJ!
+Imperial they've been stuck overseas for like 50 turns. Just wait till they get home.
It feels like the development team put more effort into England's music than they did any others.
Herbivore The Carnivore Cuz we MLG m8 dat Y.
Herbivore The Carnivore It was part of their trade agreement with England
Herbivore The Carnivore yuo win the internet my friend :)
They used Ships Of The Line to "Spur on" the creators...
baconflavoredbacon you just made my day.
Turn 202: *Would you be interested in a Trade Agreement, with England?* (Cocoa for Spices)
Me: *Reject*
Turn 203: *Would you be interested in a Trade Agreement, with England?*(Crabs for Spices)
Me: *Reject*
Turn 204: *I cannot ignore this chance to eliminate a potential competitor; (WAR DECLARED!) Your Day of Judgement will Come!* *War Music Starts*
Me: *Sure thing!*
Turn 205: *6 Ships of the Line are seen on the water nearby Kyoto, my coastal Capital*
Me: *Fuck.*
+Antares Luis Plot twist : The good news is that those are the ONLY units sent by England. Tokyo stays on 0 HP from turn 205 to turn 230 at which point all ships of the line have been sunk
onceuponaban Well, I'd wish, but no, they had Privateers too! I had to kidna rush for Destroyers whilst defending with Frigates to not lose my capital. I lost 1 city that was on a little island, then again I never held a chance there, since that Island was very unprotected, and even more agaisnt 6 Ships of the Line and a few Privateers...
+Antares Luis When the A.I. declares war on me I'm like "OH YOU DUN SCREWED UP NOW!"
Carlton Willis Have you played on Deity? I assure you, it's the other way around :)
Antares Luis I believe you.
Britain: Hey China, buy my opium!
China: No
Britain:
Perhaps you’d like to sample our black powder and lit fuses
Qing China: *CHING CHENG HANJI~~~*
*dumps opium into sea*
British Empire: Colonization here we go....
China deserved it.
People: God save the queen!
Elizabeth: No, God save them from me.
God: Someone save me from her.
God save her from Bankrupt after fighting Spain. But still passing along history as a legend.
Nope
King Joffrey R'hllor save us from YOU!
Flamingo Turdstein God save the Queen from the evil spanish armada who Britain totally destroyed in the 1700s.... Oh wait, Britain was god then :)
This war theme is something that might actually be played during battle. That's what makes it so good!
The drums and wind instruments perhaps, but I don't think you'd want a full orchestra on a battlefield
@@UnderFried if you bring a whole orchestra into a battlefield playing this song with the entire army singing it, you don't have to fought because the enemy would fled in panic (well, Spartan were feared because of their superb cohesion so it's possible).
nice thing about elizabeth is how well her abilty stacks with the great lighthouse. And if another civ beats you to it, its not like its hard to use your ships of the line to "make a trade agreement" for it later on :). But great lighthouse, exploration opener plus her unique ability makes for an unbeatable navy at any era, especially the Renaissance though.
Exactly. If you do that strat, then you can build the fastest ship in any game eve: the 14-movement ironclad. 3 Base movement, +2 for being English, +2 for great lighthouse and exploration policies, (making 7. this is doubled in coastal waters. 7*2=14 >:) *schemes*
[PRANK] I refused the trade agreement [GONE WRONG]
By the end of the song, all your coastal cities are captured
For some reason the british were called "masters of the sea", :P .
Eduardo González because we were ;3
They live in a fricking island, of course they were the masters of the sea!
Kokorocodon That is kinda ironic since you Japanese go on boasting about your glorious Yamato yet Britian gave you the technology for that to exist and the British also helped develop the aircraft carrier
@@firepower7017 sure sure.
To give her some credit, she put up the biggest fight as the last capital to fall to my mighty camel archers.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
That's propably the most fitting description of this lady, because her armada of Ships of the line sure scorned my asshole when i declined a trade with her.
Britannia rules the waves! :D
Civ V really put on a show with these killer amazing themes.
This is the best of the ones you've shared, ***** .
My other favourites personally are Catherine's, and Pedro's. Shaka's is also pretty cool.
Jamie MacDonald my favorites are England, Germany, Poland, Russia, and the Huns
So what is Ottoman then?
Göktürk Coşkun the Ottoman's theme in Civ V?
I'm honestly not sure, but you should check it out. All of these themes are awesome!
"Lord Elizabeth"
+Brodie Kelly She does have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but also the heart and stomach of a King!
+TheBespectacledN00b Nice historical reference my man.
Christian Lundsgaard One tries.
"president wu zetain"
+TheBespectacledN00b
What Stomach? All I See Are Her Lungs Gasping For Air.
Queen Elizabeth's face just rings out. "The hardest Trade Agreements require the strongest wills."
Not surprised to hear this after 15 turns of meeting her...
Haha, she knows better than to try that with me. The last time she declared war, I wiped her civ without a casualty. Never happened again.
@@LAZERAK47V2 wow so badass
hands down the best track in the civ 5 soundtrack
field of poppies for me
nope sulaiman is better for my opinion
Rip Queen Elizabeth II
wrong Elizabeth bro 😭😭
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All the same Elizabeth to me.
She'll come back as Elizabeth III and live forever.
Her lifespans only increasing every time she comes back.
Trust me bros...
@@CarolusR3x Elizabeth III is going to live to 150 and bring about the second british empire im sure
Fuck those inbred colonisers
Don't you get it, people??? Elizabeth declares war on you all the time so you can listen to her epic war theme!
Turn 250: Elizabeth has 20,000 gold 258 gold per turn
Turn 251: *An English Spy has stolen the secrets of Navigation from Rome!*
Turn 252: *WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A TRADE AGREEMENT WITH ENGLAND?* (Accept Embassy in exchange for Antium, Neapolis and Cumae) *Refuse*
Turn 253: Elizabeth has 0 gold and -15 gold per turn
Turn 254: "Betrayal is such a strong word. Let's call this 'rethinking our friendship'."
"Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?"
"lel nope"
declares war
"Would NOW be a good time for a trade agreement with England...scrub? >:D "
" O_O "
༼ つ◕ω◕ ༽つ WOW Uh No England I think not * Keeps Defensive pact promise *Sends Line of Turtle Ships to defend the coast
justin8e8 ships of the line would own turtle ships, just stay just outside of the shallow water. They would put up a good fight though, yeah...
The British. They won Civilization IRL.
Hmmm, potentially through Civ4's domination victory, perhaps.
- Conquest: Seeing as the world isnt' ruled over entirely by one country yet, nobody.
- Domination: The British Empire got there first, but in modern times, China probably has this one.
- Space Race: Probably the Soviet Union if you count the first man in space, America if you count first man on the moon.
- Diplomatic: South Korea (if we're talking about right now), the UK if we're talking about who got a UN secretary-General first.
- Cultural: At present, the United States, due to their vast influence on most of Western Society; if we're talking who got there first, most likely the Roman Empire.
- Score: Now THAT one is tricky; take into account the current size, prosperity and advancement of each country, coupled with the wonders each nation has built and such, who would win at this present moment? I won't answer that, as there's probably enough fuel to accidentally make a flame war here already.
Ddraigtanto Ixeniejir I would say England would still have domination. China, however, would have the highest score in my opinion.
Hmmm, good point. China would be lliable to have Score right now, Britain would make a good country for domination, for the British Empire though, current UK is a hell-hole.
Ddraigtanto Ixeniejir That's an excellent argument. Cenk, that's true but you need more than language and comprehension to maintain cultural dominance.
Ddraigtanto Ixeniejir >conquest
Alexander the Great anyone?
At 1:28, it turns into an awesome marching song!
“All you had to do was accept the damn trade agreement, CJ!”
This comment is underrated.
We will never surrender
shall*
They do a fine job of doing it though when I take their capital.
This is still one of the best tracks in this game
Argentinians heard this in 1982.
Yeah they didnt last long though
@Anglo Commando Talk about overkill. I think HMS Conqueror sinking the Veinticinco de Mayo aircraft carrier would have been an additional shock for the Argies.
And what was the sound track when the nazis were bombing you into oblivion right before Russia defeated them?
@@agarjakendu
Bismarck's War Theme, obviously.
The argentinians put a hell of a fight on Britain,the brits thought that would be easy,but they got several losses to an Latin American country.
What half the world hears for at least 400 years.
capturing ships of the line with privateers while listening to this makes the plunder glorious
0:54 is just apocalyptic. I picture a Trafalgar-class submarine unloading a barrage of nuclear warheads.
*Captain Bernard T. Wilmington of the nuclear submarine HMS 'King George VI' opening the safe with the nuclear missile keys, and the Prime Minister's Doomsday Letter*
"For the King and Country, after all."
Love how the fife segment is the most replayed part. Viewers know what's up
In my first CIV game ever I played on huge earth on marathon speed. I ended up starting in Burma as England . Anyway, as I continued I found that the Philippines and the other islands of south east Asia had no civs on them, just ruins and barbs. I sent out a unit of spearmen with ship support to provide arty.
Those spear men came back as great war infantry. Needless to say everything apart from cities was ganked during the game's classical and medieval era.
There was something glorious about using this music as the Tommies slayed knight after knight. Oh Civ.
Argentina: I have taken the Falklands!
*5 seconds later.....*
Argentina: What is that in the distance?
*song plays*
My favorite song from Civilization 5 :)
I got my first domination victory using my ships of the line to crush my opponents. :D
And i also like to listen to it when i study. I think it is a really good song to study with.
I'm terrified of her Ship of the Line. Caravels aren't enough to defeat her
That is why you sink them with submarines.
Or alternatively, fight with Frigates. AI is terrible at naval combat.
- "Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?"
Decline
- "You day of judment will come"
War music start play
*I am scared!*
When you decide to give the Queen a Full Military Funeral and a Viking Burial.
I mean, technically, Queen Elizabeth is the Descendant of a viking named Rollo the Walker, soo yeah make sense
Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?
Fancy seeing you here. :3
Mac Lazer Refuse. Declare war. Nuke london
(Gandhi intensifies)
Fedex Mapper top kek
No
And if you declare war on me my doc allies will protect me
*my five allies
the high note is the sound of whistling tea kettle
It's the Queen of Hearts!
Hahah, she sure is snarky enough to be!
The recorder/English flute was just an immature instrument for elementary school music classes before I listened to this. Now it heralds the arrival of an entire ship-of-the-line armada intent on bullying me into being interested in Lizzy's trade agreement.
From what I've heard from Civ's Soundtrack this is one of the most "powerful" war themes where it gives that real feeling that war means war :P
"By the grace of God, your days are numbered!"
*Later in the ruins of the English Capital*
"Where is your God now?"
I may not know many things, but one thing I do know is war.
+CarboKill
Hilarious and original.
Coming from the guy with an anime pic.
*****
Autist detected
*****
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
+LAZERAK47V2 please tip your fedora some more
Jacob Lanning
M'lady.
(Also, it's Trilby, Fedoras were worn by gangsters/mafia way back when).
England, Portugal, Indonesia and Spain have the most epic war themes in the game
Mongolia is also nice
Between this and the Russian war music, I'm not sure which one makes me want to crush my enemies more. This one makes me strategize and go more into focus and then be all subtle about my tactics. The Russian one makes me go brute force and destroy any and all resistance.
“Your day of judgement will come.” Might just be the hardest line ever
During the years of Victoria this song echoed 24 times a day; once a day in each time zone.
I absolutely adore this piece of music. It's a masterpiece
Sleepytime has never been this intense.
England: America, buy our tea
America: Dumps tea into harbor
England:
Also America: invades Canada
Britain again :
when the tea shipment doesn't arrive on schedule.
forgot how much of an absolute banger this was
These war themes need to come back in Civ 7.
POV: You are 25% of the Earth's total land.
Accurate History, Thanks Scottish Demoman!
I love listening to this whilst my Ships of the Line bombard enemy cities during the Renaissance Era!
In my game I was playing as England and luckily I spawned on a big island with only two city states. This allowed me to spend more on ships than land units. Russia founded a city at the south of the island and this was a threat and it was in the renaissance era. I used 7 out of 16 Ship of the Lines to lay waste on her huge embarked invasion force. I took over the city she founded. Ship of the lines are really awesome. She gave up and asked for peace because I also started to bombard her land units on the coast. Being on an island alone can give advantages.
Saran Vadlamudi
What do you have against land units? The Longbowman is terrifying.
But I got spawned on a big island so I needed a small professional army and a large navy to defend the island. Same like what the UK did in the past.
This one is the best war theme in Civilization V I think.
Took me awhile to find this track. The flute and the strings bouncing together captivated me and at the time, I was playing as the Mongols when this track played. I thought it was an obscure/unnamed Mongol war theme...until I found this track here. Then I remembered that I was warring with England at the time.
1914: Germany and Russia declare war on each other. Britain like: Hm.
Germany declares war on France, Britain like: eh?
Germany invades Belgium. Britain like: awww heeel no. *this theme starts playing in Germany*
*German war theme starts playing in Britain*
Germany and Britain simultaneously: fuck.
Ewan Beattie That pretty much sums it up... There were also thoughts about an extended Schlieffen Plan among German High command which meant to also invade the Netherlands and terminate the possibility for the Brits to use it as a base to "Backstab" the German army.
1:28 redcoat vibes kicking in
I vow to thee, my country!
Favorite song when bombarding the city with battleships
I am not too impressed by this war theme. It's thematic and all, but it doesn't hav-- 1:28 OHHHHHHHHHH SHIT I REGRET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID
Which ones are you impressed by?
It makes Redcoats sound like a force of nature. I love it.
Hear that? That is the harpsicord of doom and drums of despair!
Prepare for much wailing and gnashing of teeth...
Lord Elizabeth of England.
SEEMS LEGIT.
A certain bug in early patches/versions of Civ 5. They fixed it later.
+Bloodlyshiva it's not a bug.
Plot twist: She has always been LORD ELIZABETH OF ENGLAND
Imagine having to hear this theme for 113 years just because the English monarch wanted to have another throne to sit in.
The most terrifying song in any Civ game
@3:20 the final push for victory
You know things are about to get serious when this part of the song drops
2014 год, сентябрь. Играю за Англию на гигантской карте земли со стартовыми позициями, 22 игроков, сложность король. Основываю колоний на всех континентах. И тут БУМ! Все наций одновременно обьявляют мне войну. Мировая война на всех континентах и океанах! Великая игра
England’s ship of the line is one of the scariest units in the early game
I never noticed the flute section has the same leitmotif as I Vow to Thee/Jupiter. What an amazing soundtrack
That’s because it’s based on the song.
Wow. Only Civ can make the most badass hymn ever even more badass.