Dude brings this video to unemployment, they look at it and award him full benefits. They then tell him to not look for jobs for a month or two, he deserves some time to decompress
Yeah everyone scattered the other day in the gym when I complained about a bladder urinary issue haha, didn't know I said that part out loud though haha.
That’s what happens when you head bang for thirty years 😂. His neck is probably the strongest group of muscles in his entire body. You probably couldn’t cut his head off.
The moment you realize why your boss wouldn't share the name of the band when he scheduled you as security guard at "just some concert. It's gonna be a fun thing, I promise" 😆
I was at a CC concert back in Like 2002 or something I was 18 and this same guy said "This next song is called RIPPING AN OLD LADIES ARMS OFF!!!............IN A CHURCH!!"
“Let’s see Mr, uh… Corpsegrinder. It says here in your resume you are the world’s best headbanger. Not really an essential skill for entry level IT maintenance, but it’s good to know that you have a diverse skillset to draw from. You say you write songs about shooting blood from your penis? Well, creativity is always a boon when it comes to troubleshooting technical issues. You’re hired! Can you start Monday?”
I swear on everything that is holy, I was at this show about 10 feet back from this view and I uncomfortably locked eyes with that security guard SEVERAL times
@@Justaguynamedsueit’s an act. Does someone playing a killer on a movie make them not nice? It’s a character that he plays. It’s fitting for death metal. If he had a man bun and spandex, it wouldn’t be suitable.
I think Canibal corpse's frontman has to be the only person on earth that is fully resistant to decapitation, I mean- look at the thickness of that neck. It's gotta be impossible to cut through.
Security: "Someone call security!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ha ha
LMFAO! 😭😂
Bravo tier comment
Did you hear about them finding 3 human skulls and some other shit in the lead singers house? 😳
Turned him into an insecurity guard real fast 🤣
THIS IS SO UNDERRATED WTF 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lool
This is the best comment ever.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way he walked off got me fuckin crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Probably the first metal show at his location.😂
Watching security guards at death metal concerts when they're not fans is also a fun activity.
Security “Bro what am I protecting”
😂
Lmaoooooo
… and more importantly, WHO’S PROTECTING ME???
Fr
I would have got the F out of there myself, that job couldn't pay me enough.
And he’s like the sweetest dad ever that is a boss at crane machines 😂
Also, a wow, nerd ❤
Who is???
@@HonRevPTB corpsegrinder dude
@@ashleywilcoxfotfmod ok, thanks
And he also says really disgusting things as well, but he's just great😂
Dude was like I'm out of here, they dont pay enough for this $h1t.😂
Dude realized he was in the danger zone
LMFAO 😂🤦🏼♀️💀
This might be a bad spot to stand. Lol😂
@@Hermaeusmora5042exactly
Death Metal concert are so funny for this reason. Love the frowns on the security personnel.
Gwar DID SOMEBODY SAY CUTTLEFISH COCK😊
Security: “Nah. This guy doesn’t need security”
@@acx207 🤨
@@acx207🤨
@@acx207”a cap” in the ass bro im crying 🤣
@@acx207 🤨
@@rawgameclips8451Wtf did he say? Its gone... 😢
He looked immediately worried about being in the splash zone
💀
🤣
💉💉💉💉💉💉💉
Lmfaoooo this is fuckin underrated
it's like a gallagher show!
That guard was flabbergasted. 😂
flabberguardsted
@llawrence9485 hehe, i see what you did there.
That sentence had no business bein' that hilarious🤣
That security guard survives every horror movie situation.
he's black, you know damn well he's the first to die.
But he’s not blonde so he’ll be second to first.
@@MasonMapes if he keeps up that smartness he'll be the one chilling at his house in the end credits.
@@Barry_Williams Yeap, he hauled a$s outta there quick. Job be danged!
@@djb5841maybe back in the 80s, flash forward to 2020s and he's not only not allowed to die but also becomes the hero. 🤡 🌎
When security doesn’t feel secure
😄
Underrated comment.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haha He was off faster than fk
🎯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's the hair flip for me before saying it 😂
If he shaved his head he would look literally like a walking penis
Security said...
"Shooting blood from WHAT?!!! Yeah, I'm out!!"😂🤘🏻
"....Y'all secure yourselves."
facts bro I'm quitting after that 😭
Fr Fr i stg this was said at some point in the night 😂😂 he’s like “huh? Nah there ain’t no way he just … 😮💨😪”
@vikernes what are you talking about?
My guy . That crowd CAN secure its self .
@@sowhat... He's new to metal, I'm guessing.
The moment he realized, the only person he was there to protect, was himself!
😂
Mans says something about "shooting blood from your c*ck"
Brother just said "fuck is shit Im out"
😆
Awesome!!😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have not laughed this hard in a while. Thank you. 😂😂😂
" oh this is that kind of party.....hell naw" 😂
For non-metalheads, this guy buys and gives away plushies to children, he is like one of the most wholesome metal artists of all time.
Don't take things from strangers kids
Facts. Corpse grinder is a full on bronie and he's said his favorite thing to do is build doll houses with his daughter.
@@YetiMan500 don't listen to random wamen on the interwebs.
@@sgt.lincolnosiris4111
George is a bronie? Gross- he's probably into all types of weird axx shxt.
In general metal artists are either teddy bears or nazi’s and luckily one of them is far more common than the other
He’s like “I better leave before he pulls out the rooster”
"THEY'VE COME TO SNUFF THE ROOSTER!!!"
@Elijah Boyd YEAH HERE COMES THE ROOOOSSSTEEERRR.
@@mrbrownstone2840 YOU KNOW HE AINT GONNA DIEEEEEEE
@@toasterhead7717 NOO, NOOOOO, YOU KNOW HE AIN'T GONNA DIIIIEEEEEE.
ALICE IN CHAINS - ROOSTER
That escalated quickly
Dude just standin there on the stage like "where tf my security goin? I'm about to start a riot"😅
Security guard: "I don't believe my services are required"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"These guys can handle themselves. If not, the crowd will handle it"
This is above my pay grade.
He thinkin’, “I don’t get paid enough for this shit.” 😂
... and he's probably damn right.
100% in mass it’s probably about 200 for the day
@@Boston033 gay
He was never security for a Death Metal Show 😂
@@creamydistortion so your saying your gay , or you think rock and roll is gay
Went from security guard to insecurity guard 😂😂😂
Bro flew out of there straight like a Bat out of Hell! 😂
I've never actually seen someone "nope the fuck out" in real life.... 🤣🤣🤣
Wow lol 😆😆😆😆😆
😂😂😂 Lol
Lmfao 😂😂😂
I think the security guard finally just quit his job and walked out the door after hearing that!! 🤣
I have. It was a GWAR show, however. So not horribly surprising lol
Security: "Hell no, white boy wildin."
A totally fair response, lol.
Both his parents are actually black the white is just a recessive gene
😂😂
@@monkeyman9856hahaha
😂😂😂
"SOUNDS FUN.... UNTIL IT HAPPENS TO YOUUUUU"
I can attest it's not fun at all.
Kidney trauma ain't fun at all.
Security quit when demons don't need security 😈
"Fuck this, I ain't even picking up my last paycheck"
Dude brings this video to unemployment, they look at it and award him full benefits. They then tell him to not look for jobs for a month or two, he deserves some time to decompress
🤣 I'm dying...oh man 🤣
Said no one ever.
Hahahahaha😂😂😂
bro was in the splash zone
Yo I was literally about to type this exact same thing and then I scrolled into your comment, wtf
LMFAO
LMFAO
😂😂😂😂😂💀
💀 ☠ ⚰
Realized his services were no longer needed...
Guy changed careers midsong
He turn around to make sure nothing was pointing at him 😂
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
chicken dinner!
lol
Lmfaowkekwkwk
bro looked traumatized and the song didn't even start yet lmao
Omg haha 😆
right
@@YOURMOMCALLSME right
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Yeah everyone scattered the other day in the gym when I complained about a bladder urinary issue haha, didn't know I said that part out loud though haha.
😂 "He said he was gonna do what? Ah hell naw I ain't standing here!"😂
"oh hell nah I need security"
He legit “noped” the fuck outta there😂
Top comment contender right here
😂😂😂😂
Yeah, I'm team security guard on this one
LOLOLOLOLOL 😂
Dude said, “I relate too much” and dipped
Cancer ☕️
How’s that relatable
Hahah oh fuck not sure how to respond to that 😂 😂😂😂😂😂❤
Passing kidney stones
I love this comment! 😆😆😆
Some words should never be put together😂😂😂
Dude realized he's in the line of fire LOL
Holy shit, his neck is the thickness of a regular person's hip.
HAHAHAH what the fuck
right? corpsegrinder is a thicc boy
He looks like the pale woman from scary stories to tell in the dark.
Dude I’m scared his neck is thicker than my thigh
That’s what happens when you head bang for thirty years 😂. His neck is probably the strongest group of muscles in his entire body. You probably couldn’t cut his head off.
The moment you realize why your boss wouldn't share the name of the band when he scheduled you as security guard at "just some concert. It's gonna be a fun thing, I promise" 😆
Guard was all..."Wait, Diddy wouldn't say that."
Segurança: "eu não vou morrer assim" 😂
if "nope i'm the fuck out" was a person
At that moment, it was.
Literally 😂
No he stayed
Who could blame him idk who wants to hear this garbage
I was at a CC concert back in Like 2002 or something I was 18 and this same guy said
"This next song is called RIPPING AN OLD LADIES ARMS OFF!!!............IN A CHURCH!!"
"I was here when GWAR played last month. I don't need THAT shit again!"
Shoulda seen them with Oderus as the leader
rip my favorite crack space alien crusaders oderus and flattus
Lmao!
Hahaaaaa
🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Security: Wait, I'm who needs security.*
Security guard: I'm gonna get behind this guy for security.
That guy is like: y'all need Jesus.
@Scorpions nah lol he doesn't
Lolol
nah ..y'all need is gun
Only if he seen dark funeral those guys need jesus
@@Arthurian. Who else would know better about Jesus than Stein here😆 (it's all good, just busting on ya)
I'm guessing this Security guy is having flashbacks from the last time he worked at a GWAR concert.
Ok let's see him at gg allin
@@conny.rapp.tattoo That was his father. He never was the same after that one...
@@G_FRE he comes from a long lineage of concert security guards 😂
@@blitheringrando1410lmbo 🤣😂
Haha yes he is. Hes like oh hell naw i aint getting that blood shit sprayed on the back of my head again.
The way he said it makes it funnier 💀💀💀
Jokes on him. George Fisher is actually a human marshmallow 😂😂😂
George "CorpseGrinder" is legit one of the nicest people to ever people
People*
you mean the typical coward who hidden behind lyrics,the sociopaths who hide the cowards psychopath .
@@nexussymbiosis9270 How is he a coward? He doesn’t pretend to be someone he’s not. He’s just a nice guy with an awesome voice.
@nexussymbiosis9270 Death metal is basically the equivalent of horror movies, is all horrifying and extreme. But it's all for the shock and the fun
🤨
Dude was like tf I'm outta here. 😂
He was like, “oh hell naw, ima go guard the popcorn machine” that’s where I always see them!!
Feets don't fail me now!
Same feeling I get when hip hop or rap starts up.
Good music to listen to at family lunch on Thanksgiving Day 🤣
His reaction was "Oh hell naw!" 🤣
😂
@vikernes varg and mayhem did
@@yashvardhanbhatt2329 na it was venom and first wave black metal bands also where the name comes from one of venom's albums is called black metal
@@magnus1249 oh ya I forgot 🤪 about venom great thrash band
😂😂😂😂
My man turned in his whistle and flashlight.
Security: "Wait, this isn't Drake..."
Poor lil innocent security guard 😂😂😂
I'll never tire of this clip popping up
My guy went backstage to repent lmao
which guy is your one?
I'm glad someone wrote a song about this. Many of us suffer in silence with this illness. Not only (us) but those around us.
really ?
@pillboxbravo3669Yeah, that's why I got a vampire girlfriend if u know what I mean 😏
@@kaiserbrutus730😳😂
Don't you guys like it? I think it's fun
“Let’s see Mr, uh… Corpsegrinder. It says here in your resume you are the world’s best headbanger. Not really an essential skill for entry level IT maintenance, but it’s good to know that you have a diverse skillset to draw from. You say you write songs about shooting blood from your penis? Well, creativity is always a boon when it comes to troubleshooting technical issues. You’re hired! Can you start Monday?”
Homie like "I didnt sign up for this, im out!"✌🏽
The security on metal concerts is almost exclusively for the safety of the crowd-surfers, who are flooding over the front guardrail.
Bro couldn’t believe what he had heard😂😂
"Security left the chat"
In the back of his head he must be like, I didn't sign up for this s#@t.. 😂
Cut off before “it sounds fun……..until it happens to YOU!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Security like "this boy dont need Security he needs a doctor" lol
😂😂😂
if that fails, try an old priest and a young priest.
😆😆😆😆😆😆💀💀💀💀💀
Homie finally hearing the lyrics for the first time 🤣🤌💯
Underrated comment.
Your dedication and hard work are paying off.
"better call my mom and tell her I love her just in case I don't make it home tonight"
Bro had to think about his priorities for a second 😂😂😂😂
Bro security guard face was priceless 😂😂😂
Legend has it,the security guard decided to become a priest after quitting the job.
I swear on everything that is holy, I was at this show about 10 feet back from this view and I uncomfortably locked eyes with that security guard SEVERAL times
Awesome...small world.....
Should of did a jack off motion to him 🤣
Did he look constantly confused and offput?
Did you two hook-up?
Who ended up on top?
Only true metalheads know corpsegrinder is one of the nicest guys alive, as well as Tom Araya
Yeah, Tom Arya is such a nice dude, I especially love that scene where he kicked a guy from stage and then laughed about it
Idc how nice he is. He's talking about shooting blood from his 🐔.
@@Justaguynamedsueit’s an act. Does someone playing a killer on a movie make them not nice? It’s a character that he plays. It’s fitting for death metal. If he had a man bun and spandex, it wouldn’t be suitable.
This corpsegrinder fella sounds like a real gentleman
Tom Araya is great, and from my city Valparaiso, also very intelligent
The security guard was like wut the fuk did he just say lol
“Oh… I’m hired to protect the crowd…”
Dude changed professions the following day, he now works at sketchers as a floor salesman.
Tells other lil hoppers that they need to grind a few more years before they are done with it too.
Jokes on him though. I always shoot blood from my cock whilst trying on a new pair of Sketchers
One of the rare moments security needs security 😂
Security: Waah?!? Bro you don't need security. You need a priest and a doctor..... Lemme go find them 🏃🏿♂️💨
He realized the crowd doesn’t need a security guard
I saw them in Milwaukee. I could tell the security dudes were freaked out the entire show. Especially when Dark Funeral came on.
ur awesome!
Someone told me this was the Milwaukee show. I was there too haha
The security isn't there to protect Goerge, it's there to protect the audience
SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYEERRRRRR
Nathan explosion!
his neck got 50+ protection
It's just the way the singer announced the song is not only hilarious but the way the security guard went wtf 😂
Cannibal corpse are the kids in school that growled at you in the hallway
I think Canibal corpse's frontman has to be the only person on earth that is fully resistant to decapitation, I mean- look at the thickness of that neck. It's gotta be impossible to cut through.
What neck?!? Dude is built like Teddy Bear as much as he is one.
(I don't mean that to sound mean or like I'm making fun of him of course)
@@adhdhamster LMAO
But can he beat Goku tho-
@@thatguywiththeface9093I like your pfp! Looks familiar lol.
@@faceless-x-abberation8400 haha hell yeah brother
Dude was like I m the one who needs security from these guys😂😂😂
He practically teleported to a different part of the building 😂
It’s like it was written by a middle school kid
That brotha was like "hell naw". 😂😂😂
He decided at that moment that he didn't like his job anymore.
When the security guard forgot he was in the splash zone
That's when your Crip walk turns into
"CRIP RUN!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The security guard decided to flee. He was like, "Fuck this, I'm out." 😂