This comment section is full of people too cowardly to recognise true beauty even if it came up to them and slapped them in the face with a live sturgeon.
I love how Pico's is brought up as making the most sense, as if a giant turtle man with an assault rifle makes any more sense than pop stars dancing, a "Doctor" going on a trip, etc
i had nightmare about this with Jimmy Neutron I think I woke up with tears for some reason and then my girlfriend got worried about me and all I said it was Jimmy Neutron
I was quite surprised to see these mostly crazy cutscenes in an otherwise very serious game like F-Zero GX. Well, a bit weirdness won't hurt, I guess. - Roddy
Wouldn't call it sexualisation of characters, its just wacky weird shit meant to expand of their characters. Those iron man comps or whatever they are aren't a sexual thing
PJ's been all over the world / universe doing his taxi driving. It actually does make sense once you get over the initial shock and pay closer attention.
It makes so much sense that the Yakuza team made this, campy absurdity mixed in with goated gameplay, we're probably never gonna get another collab like this with Nintendo again 😢
I really get the impression that these were one of the last things made in the game and they were exhausted from all of the work animating for the game so they either drank a bunch or got really high but they got told to make animations for everyone, so they just did them before sobering up. And Pico’s was done last. And somehow some executives approved these.
I still think about how Octoman just casually lifts up THREE adult humans while standing on one leg, and the audience is so apathetic to it all. "Octoman, not this again."
Now could you all imagine these ending animations done with modern technological advancements in a new F-Zero game on the switch. God damn, this is the kind of just, pure fun and quality put into a game, even if it makes no sense, that makes the F-Zero franchise so great. On the surface level it is a racing game, that's what everyone says, but the real fans know F-Zero is a bit more than that. It is a beloved universe full of charm, excitement, and....absurdity. No racing game's can pull this off along with challenging gameplay like F-Zero can. This is why we wan't a new F-Zero Nintendo. Not just because it is a franchise we haven't had a game for in years. But because it is a franchise that is uniquely original and successful. Fans will LOVE, and I mean, LOVE, any F-Zero product they throw out there really, because as long as it contains some of the same characters at the end of the day, we'll know the charm that was once there.
i mean i dont know about yall but im not playing f zero for the characters, im playing it for the gameplay, although GX has a certain campy charm to it that makes the cutscenes entertaining to watch. also ew wipeout all my homies hate wipeout
@@anomaly395 the universe where Pigma died instead of James and andross was defeated so James said fuck it, used a shapeshifter from andross and left his kid to become an f zero pilot
It boggles my mind that after the superhero craze caused by Marvel Cinematic Universe, Boku no Hero Academia, etc. that they won't give F-ZERO another shot. Ah well, it's so amazing that they bothered to make theme songs and character videos for the 40+ characters in F-ZERO GX. I remember these videos were REALLY hard to unlock too and had to be done for each character, so probably only a small fraction of players even saw them at the time. So much effort; it shows they really cared about the game.
Fun fact: Toshihiro Nagoshi (former studio head of the Yakuza series) was a producer of this game alongside Shigeru Miyamoto. Hopefully these scenes make a little more sense knowing that information. They kinda remind me of the revelations in Yakuza. Bonus fun fact: Hidenori Shoji was also a composer on this game!
Heres something fun, show this to one of your friends without any kind of context except that is is an old gamecube game and save Captain Falcons ending for last. Imagine the looks when they realise that this is a Nintendo game.
I’m convinced Nintendo fanboys don’t actually play most Nintendo games. You seriously didn’t know that Fzero is a ridiculous and silly series? You’re just now finding that out?
I have always loved how absolutely fruity this cast of characters is. I mean that in the best way possible. F-Zero is the series of, "Cringe is dead, long live cringe!"
I love how different it is from the anime. The anime is serious and cool, but this game's cutscenes are just weird and quirky and badly animated, but in a good way.
@@OscarJerico i mean the people who made this went on to create yakuza so that was more of a testing ground for how much weird can you fit in before it starts melting brains This amount of weird is too mich.
You know, not only is F-Zero GX an excellent game but this game also shows off Nintendo's compression skills at their best. This video length is 24 minutes, add to that the story mode cutscenes and you have over 30 minutes of CGI videos all stored on a GAMECUBE mini disc that holds 1.5GB of space which is super impressive! CGI vids always took up more space than actual video game graphic assets so it's astounding Nintendo was able to make all of those video files fit on the disc while also providing many racing tracks along with the racing tracks having their own music themes. To also add to that, all the racers have their own music themes you can listen to when viewing their biography. Nintendo packed the heck out of that mini disc with this game. I remember some people back then saying the GAMECUBE mini disc held Nintendo back because it couldn't hold as much space as the PS2 and XBOX regular size discs. But honestly if Nintendo was able to squeeze this much content on their small disc as they did with F-Zero GX, then other developers should have no complaints, especially if their game doesn't have many CGI vids. It would have been cool back then to have a game like GTA San Andreas release for the GAMECUBE.
These give me those Tekken 6 ending and Twisted Metal 3 ending vibes where they're just kinda odd...for the sake of just being odd but this takes the cake
Win master difficulty AX cup With every character for all the animations And the coolest/least feeling like a drug trip are tied to the worst vehicles in the game.
2:35 "I'm Jody Summer, and you're watching Disney Channel!"
XD
"Quick, we need to make some character endings for the game!"
"Alright, ill put on this motion capture suit and dance around like an asshole."
F-Zero GX endings be like:
"I have two sides"
Dancing around in a mo-cap suit
Comedy skits
@@kamilslup7743excluding Pico
HAH
Pico: I'll just be a badass! @kamilslup7743
This comment section is full of people too cowardly to recognise true beauty even if it came up to them and slapped them in the face with a live sturgeon.
You are correct!
Fr
Did you mean surgeon? Because Dr. Stewart?
@@chaoticcranium No, I meant STURGEON. As in, the fish.
@@Dem_Can (I was making a bad joke. Never mind.)
The contrast between the cartoony characters and the realistic, motion-captured movement makes a very unique and cool animation.
I love how Pico's is brought up as making the most sense, as if a giant turtle man with an assault rifle makes any more sense than pop stars dancing, a "Doctor" going on a trip, etc
Relativity's a hell of a thing.
Pico is doing a “hostage rescue” “practice”.
Your chances of getting killed by a turtle is low but never zero
It makes the most sense backstory wise and personality wise compared to the rest of the cast's endings.
The Sega studio was on drugs when they did this
Then they made shadow the hedgehog
Aaah back when they were good
its nintendo who began the franchise
Yeah and I think they gave some to dr Stewart
@@solidskullz5736underrated comment 😂😂
Suprisingly, only Pico's ending makes sense.
Minus the hole moving down a few centimeters.
Yeah a bit weird
Pico looks like an Elite from the Halo series
@@Futachimaru-502 mixed with a ninja turtle
We have to acknowledge that the animation is top tier for its time
0:36 imagine waking up during sleep paralysis and this is what you see.
Dr Stewart is the best sleep paralysis demon.
69th like
@@Schlumped1684 MY GOSH SHUT UP YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE NOT FUNNY OR ORIGINAL AT ALL! YOU'RE SUPER IMMATURE, UNFUNNY, STUPID, REPETITIVE AND ANNOYING!
@@Schlumped1684 1 Idiot (Most Likely Yourself) Liked Your Stupid, Unoriginal, Unfunny, Annoying and Stupid Comment!
i had nightmare about this with Jimmy Neutron I think I woke up with tears for some reason and then my girlfriend got worried about me and all I said it was Jimmy Neutron
Samurai goroh's one is the commercial for Mario Kart Wii
M. N'thal i also thinked that xD
Or crazy frog raceing
Lets do the crazy frog
Samurai Goroh predicted Mario Kart Wii
M. N'thal The Mario Kart Wii before Mario Kart Wii
I was quite surprised to see these mostly crazy cutscenes in an otherwise very serious game like F-Zero GX. Well, a bit weirdness won't hurt, I guess.
- Roddy
+Gabriel Ochoa that would be a good one
11:56 is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?
... Never mind, it's just the shiny graphics melting my GameCube's processor.
I expected a Falcon Punch in Capt. Falcon's.
NO IT'S NOT!
"Mostly very serious"
YoU aNd BlUe FaLcOn CaN dIe To GeTh ErRrRrR
This game is so full of violent individuals and heroes. It wouldn't hurt to make a fighting game. 😱
We’ve never seen Captain Falcon’s combat in any F-zero game. I’d love to see a street fighter like game with falcon punching.
Only if Samurai Goroh plays like Johnny from Guilty Gear.
@@finalbossd super smash flash and bros
Heh Like Tekken
@@finalbossd well . . . there was the anime if that counts?
Stewart's ending makes him look like he only became a doctor to self-prescribe his own weed
He could have just bought some edibles
He's definitely on something stronger than weed lol
@@RedFormanOGG-Diffuser fumes
I love how Deathborn's actor is actually a really nice dude.
1:48 Do you remember when Samurai Goroh and Silver Surfer competed with invisible cars?
Good times
They're playing MKWii
Hey that's no fair silver surfer should have won
@@Username-zz7dzThey traveled 3 years in the future and played MKWii
Crazy Frog
They predicted Mario Kart Wii the best Mario racing game ever
I love how they managed to sexualize almost every character in the game.
r0gg_ somehow they even considered trying to sexualize Octoman
Wouldn't call it sexualisation of characters, its just wacky weird shit meant to expand of their characters. Those iron man comps or whatever they are aren't a sexual thing
Cause i running
They didn’t sexualize every character dude. There is no sexualizing
Great Cornholio No it’s not
"Dreams have meanings to them"
My dreams: 21:57
PJ's been all over the world / universe doing his taxi driving. It actually does make sense once you get over the initial shock and pay closer attention.
So that's why we've never seen a new F-Zero. Nintendo could never do anything as powerful as this.
Yea they lazy back when games were actually put effort into
Does acid once
At 1:12 Pico of all characters has the closest thing to a cool and coherent ending.
Yeah he does odd
Leon is not bad tho
@@mizzterzoneful8640 Wow, both have garbage machines.
Worse machine = cooler ending
You gotta earn endings that don't feel like dreams in "all dreams have meaning" memes
I like how samurai goroh’s pilot cutscene is just THE FUCKING MARIO KART WII OPENING
I thought I was the only one who thought of it
12:31 by far, the best one. In fact, I thought they were all great.
Indeed. You can’t disagree to Gomar & Shioh!
@@LAZERLUKE109 indeed, indeed!
Agreed. SO depressing to see all these people hating this stuff, this is peak early 2000s media. I love all of this.
@@exoticmaterials2695 I hear that! I can relate to that.
Reminds me of Geno lol
Fox: I wish my father was not dead...
His father: 5:24
2:58 - Holy shit, I'm in love.
No
No
Just.....
No.
Lmao
I thought the thumbnail was a clickbait, but sadly it isn't
I think you mean fortunately.
Gordon ramsay
21:57 The hottest mixtape of 2019
the eraserhead baby is alive and well
It makes so much sense that the Yakuza team made this, campy absurdity mixed in with goated gameplay, we're probably never gonna get another collab like this with Nintendo again 😢
tiny brain: the yakuza team made f-zero gx
galaxy brain: the f-zero gx team made the yakuza series
@@LuwiigiMasterreally?
Pico's ending was, by far, the best of them all, IMO
soo tru
Za Ali would you stop saying that
At least Pico's ending has sense
Too bad Pico's machine is arguably the worst in the game.
Have you heard his voice? It's puny.
I really get the impression that these were one of the last things made in the game and they were exhausted from all of the work animating for the game so they either drank a bunch or got really high but they got told to make animations for everyone, so they just did them before sobering up. And Pico’s was done last. And somehow some executives approved these.
Probably as good a guess as any as to what circumstances would produce these endings.
Oh my God. How come I never noticed this Franchise? Those endings... that was true Beauty
I still think about how Octoman just casually lifts up THREE adult humans while standing on one leg, and the audience is so apathetic to it all. "Octoman, not this again."
Samurai Goroh predicts Mario Kart Wii before getting an ass whoopin by Silver Neelson for being too impatient
Jody’s was adorable!
Pico’s was awesome.
Stewart’s... was... um...
... a drug trip. Yeah
BAD! I knew what you were going to say
Stewart would then lose his medical license for stealing every drug in the universe and taking it all at once
@@cosmicminun59 how the fuck did he survive an interdimensional drug trip.
1:48 MARIO KART WII
Jayacheal well this is looks like mk wii opening
Jayacheal perfect
Now could you all imagine these ending animations done with modern technological advancements in a new F-Zero game on the switch. God damn, this is the kind of just, pure fun and quality put into a game, even if it makes no sense, that makes the F-Zero franchise so great. On the surface level it is a racing game, that's what everyone says, but the real fans know F-Zero is a bit more than that. It is a beloved universe full of charm, excitement, and....absurdity. No racing game's can pull this off along with challenging gameplay like F-Zero can. This is why we wan't a new F-Zero Nintendo. Not just because it is a franchise we haven't had a game for in years. But because it is a franchise that is uniquely original and successful. Fans will LOVE, and I mean, LOVE, any F-Zero product they throw out there really, because as long as it contains some of the same characters at the end of the day, we'll know the charm that was once there.
LeRoy Goldman
Wipeout: am I a joke?
i mean i dont know about yall but im not playing f zero for the characters, im playing it for the gameplay, although GX has a certain campy charm to it that makes the cutscenes entertaining to watch.
also ew wipeout all my homies hate wipeout
Dr. Stewart seems high
That's true
He is
He needs to stop prescribing himself Vicodin.
ya think?
He's been breaking into the pharmacy just a bit too much for his own good, lol
So basically James mcloud is Fox's dad in human form wow
Sooo truee
I guess his mom must have been all fox then? :/
You know Fox's dad is also James McCloud too
Makes me think F-Zero is a parallel universe to Star Fox
@@anomaly395 the universe where Pigma died instead of James and andross was defeated so James said fuck it, used a shapeshifter from andross and left his kid to become an f zero pilot
What is it with invisible cars and silver people?
The Mammalizer the distance future
Read the lore
Obviously The foreshadowing of Mario Kart Wii, lol idk.
It boggles my mind that after the superhero craze caused by Marvel Cinematic Universe, Boku no Hero Academia, etc. that they won't give F-ZERO another shot.
Ah well, it's so amazing that they bothered to make theme songs and character videos for the 40+ characters in F-ZERO GX. I remember these videos were REALLY hard to unlock too and had to be done for each character, so probably only a small fraction of players even saw them at the time. So much effort; it shows they really cared about the game.
This is why we'll never see another F-Zero game.
***** This is cringe.
***** Not as cringe as you.
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Well this aged poorly
This is what CGI was invented for
I swear Mr.EAD looks like Dr.Eggman in Voda's ending
Definitely deliberate
But he reminds me of wario
@@msmeliss333 it's just the mustache
Fun fact: Toshihiro Nagoshi (former studio head of the Yakuza series) was a producer of this game alongside Shigeru Miyamoto. Hopefully these scenes make a little more sense knowing that information. They kinda remind me of the revelations in Yakuza.
Bonus fun fact: Hidenori Shoji was also a composer on this game!
I can't even, there's levels and layers of WTF in this that I just can't even
Heres something fun, show this to one of your friends without any kind of context except that is is an old gamecube game and save Captain Falcons ending for last.
Imagine the looks when they realise that this is a Nintendo game.
Captain Falcon's is like some Power Rangers crud.
20:13 My favorite one ever! It had me completely at the soundtrack!
19:00 and now it’s time to watch one of Kim’s historically accurate documentaries. Today’s documentary...the multiform technique.
my mind during studying: *concentrated, focused*
my mind during the test: 21:57
I wanted to unlock and see all of these movies by myself, then i realized my hands are not going to last that long.
The sound effects when Captain Falcon moves.
Should have more of those in Smash.
His jumping sound-effect isn't enough.
I’m convinced Nintendo fanboys don’t actually play most Nintendo games. You seriously didn’t know that Fzero is a ridiculous and silly series? You’re just now finding that out?
Smash secondaries
I thought earthbound series was weird. Then I saw this.
These scenes sure have hilarious moments.
16:22 When people choose same day delivery...
Hardcore Amazon delivery.
No, it’s when you listen to F-Zero music while driving.
21:57 what the aliens be doing outta area 51
THE FIRST ONE HAD ME WHEEZING IS THIS ACTUALLY FROM AN F ZERO GAME
This is a brilliant game which I still play today. Love my GameCube
Jody summer CGI model is actually very cute
This is the most batshit compilation I’ve ever seen in my life. It ranges from horny to Crazy Frog and there is no in between.
They knew this was goofy as shit and they ran with it
Leon's cutscene is the cutest
1:48 Was this how they came up with the Mario Kart Wii cover?
No, it was Crazy Frog
I think that this was the inspiration for the intro of Mario kart Wii
2:30 I didn't know Jody Summer could hit the griddy
They move like the characters from foodfight look like it to.
foodfight sucks
+TechNuggets95 it's one of the scariest horror movies ever
+Carlo Davies its not a horror. ITS A tURD
@@T3KNUG3T5 have you tried taking drugs before watching it?
0:18 *_A M T R A I N_*
Too much internet for one day
20:43 from this moment forward there is a non stop train of sexy back to back to back to back.
0:36 The Neil Breen ending
4:48 If the princess doesn't bake the cake, bake it yourself.
I have always loved how absolutely fruity this cast of characters is. I mean that in the best way possible. F-Zero is the series of, "Cringe is dead, long live cringe!"
2:24 The developers have really good taste in music.
WAIT WHAT!!! I've played this game my entire life and I didn't even know this fucking existed!!!! WHAT!!!
You have to beat master's with all of them.
I think blood falcon learned the harsh reality of using a local dry cleaner instead of buying one.
I am permanently blind...
I love how different it is from the anime. The anime is serious and cool, but this game's cutscenes are just weird and quirky and badly animated, but in a good way.
Badly animated?
They're actually incredibly well-animated. Don't conflate outdated graphical fidelity with animation quality.
Who the fuck leaves a baby on a train rail
a better question be like "What did the developers took when they were making this cutscenes?"
@@OscarJerico i mean the people who made this went on to create yakuza so that was more of a testing ground for how much weird can you fit in before it starts melting brains
This amount of weird is too mich.
A David Bowie reference in F-Zero isn't what I remembered from this game, but is welcomed nonetheless.
16:41
Remember Rick Sanchez? Here he is now. Feel old yet?
Is it me or are most of these dance videos?
silvercheetah92 Yes. It's the real beta creepypasta of Dance Dance Revolution.
1:48 Crazy Frog
But a few years before it
started off funny, now it's weird af
@Deployment of Rocket Launchers what is up with you?
@Deployment of Rocket Launchers has your opinion changed?
Why are most of these endings just the characters dancing?
Ayy Lmao true
This is the longest Classics of Game video I ever seen.
I listened to the f-zero credit theme like 3 hours ago and now I'm here and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Ohh that early 2000s Nintendo quirk. How I miss it
3:42 ah yes. Delay Lama. my favourite pilot.
No wonder they didn't make an f-zero for wii U
F Zero GX music is awesome
🎵 With the fool who went and... ripped his pants! 🎵
You know, not only is F-Zero GX an excellent game but this game also shows off Nintendo's compression skills at their best. This video length is 24 minutes, add to that the story mode cutscenes and you have over 30 minutes of CGI videos all stored on a GAMECUBE mini disc that holds 1.5GB of space which is super impressive!
CGI vids always took up more space than actual video game graphic assets so it's astounding Nintendo was able to make all of those video files fit on the disc while also providing many racing tracks along with the racing tracks having their own music themes. To also add to that, all the racers have their own music themes you can listen to when viewing their biography. Nintendo packed the heck out of that mini disc with this game.
I remember some people back then saying the GAMECUBE mini disc held Nintendo back because it couldn't hold as much space as the PS2 and XBOX regular size discs. But honestly if Nintendo was able to squeeze this much content on their small disc as they did with F-Zero GX, then other developers should have no complaints, especially if their game doesn't have many CGI vids. It would have been cool back then to have a game like GTA San Andreas release for the GAMECUBE.
6:42 why does she walk EXACTLY like vince mcmahon
I do hope these Tekken like endings come back.
*Octoman Cutscene appears*
Me: *OMG HES SO HOT!!!!!!*
Some of them are funny, some of them are badass, some of them are just too weird.
Jody summer’s hair looks different from the cutscenes in the story mode
These give me those Tekken 6 ending and Twisted Metal 3 ending vibes where they're just kinda odd...for the sake of just being odd but this takes the cake
F zero characters will be like after their endings WHAT AM I DOING
Black Shadow is just a bloopers compilation
No wonder Nintendo hasn’t made another F-Zero game since this one, how can they top this?
Baby: *on a railroad crossing*
their mother: 👁👄👁
Actually trying unlock just one of these in the game is a pain.
Win master difficulty AX cup
With every character for all the animations
And the coolest/least feeling like a drug trip are tied to the worst vehicles in the game.
I swear Jojo's Bizarre Adventure would fit nicely in the F-Zero Universe.
Or the other way around, imagine someone just randomly explodes in the middle of the race, oh wait that's just an f-zero race