to be fair it was more like "yeah most of the crazy things that just happened were our doing anyways let us control you" and he was like "nah I'm good, hey wanna race?"
That's basically how I'd go about as a villain. "MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I am (insert flashy villain name here), and I've conquered HELL ITSELF!!!! So, you wanna come over and settle this whole thing in Smash? I swear, it's like Satan's never heard of Toon Link!
"I am DEATH INCARNATE! I WILL TURN THIS ENTIRE GALAXY INTO NOTHING BUT CINDERS WITHIN THE VOID! There IS one means of stopping me, but it is a fool's erand. A suicide mission! AN IMPOSSIBLE AND INSANE FEAT!" [Five Minutes Later] "WHY ARE YOU MOVING SO FAST!? YOU'RE JUST WIGGLING THE STICK BACK AND FORTH!"
Nah. Captain Falcon punched a guy so hard, that it looked like he took out part of the MILKY WAY with it. Although that was actually the explosion from Black Shadow's machine, but who really gives a fuck?
Ok, so Black Shadow is pretty much a TERRORIST who goes about blowing up shit and setting it on fire while dancing about in his full body latex suit - and he's still allowed to race? Not only that, he creates a evil clone of another racer somehow using magic given to him by the freakin' DEVIL or some shit like that and HES allowed to race too?! Who the fuck runs this championship? I mean maybe if he was doing this shit in secret or using a disguise or something like Captain Falcon was when he was undercover as a nobody pilot DRIVING THE BLUE FALCON - but he's on TV dancing around and giggling like a maniac while talking about the grand prix. This is so camp, and I love it so much.
+Blaskowitz993 Look, this is the same championship which has allowed a genetically modified T-Rex, the skeleton of a long dead racer brought back with black magic, two gang leaders, an intergalactic hitman, a cyborg who's machine is his recycled brother, another evil overlord, and a space cop from the future to race. I think the only entry requirement is being able to answer yes to "Do you have an F-Zero Machine?" and "Can you drive it?".
"Who the fuck runs this championship" The F-Zero Committee I assume lol, It would be funny if (if they ever make another game) they were the real evil masterminds the whole time! ;)
I love the corniness for such a hardcore racer but damn I still to this day want a really really good serious almost dystopian narrative for F-Zero. There’s so much potential for that sort of shit!
That's pretty easy to do when CGN has a gamecube controller shoved up Captain Falcon's ass. Seriously, Cap looks terrified during the bomb cut-scene. Now watch CGN's speedrun...Yup, appropriate reaction.
It was SUPPOSED to be bad and cheesy. In F-Zero X, everything was presented as a corny, over the top comic book, with deathmetal inspired music. In GX, Sega went with a more of a bad anime/manga vibe with super cheesy 80s style rock ballads. It embraces the cheese to it's fullest possible extent. The whole series has always been poking fun at itself through the worst of corny sci-fi and yet never blinking while it does so. The voices were over dramatic and weirdly fitting for the same reason. (and probably also because they're just bad. it's still a nintendo game.)
1. 11:02 There's a sign for the area being "blockable", but is there a sign for literally the gates of *fucking hell* being around the corner? Nope. 2. "Once again Black shadow is running wild in the lightning area. All citizens are advised to evacuate immediately." Then they just don't bother arresting him at the grand pre lmao.
4:50 "HEY! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TAKIN' ME? WAIT!" Said like a five year old who is being dragged to a thrift shop with his parents. Reminder that this is the same guy who blew up a fucking galaxy with an electric punch. Reminder that this is the same guy who raced the Gods. And won.
8:01 "Come out Blood Falcon! Are you ready?!" "Yeah.. I'm ready!" Always cracks me up. The music, voice acting, animation and sound effects in this scene are brilliant.
I can’t get over the fact that Captain Falcon gets challenged to a race for the fate of humanity against GOD and without missing a beat he says “Come off it! You, beat me? In a race? No way!” Gotta love the Captain’s confidence.
i love at the final chapter how the creators taunt him and challenge him to a race for his soul while that amazing music plays in the background and C.falcon doesnt even fear and mocks their attempt while saying " come off it, you think you can beat ME? NO WAY "
3:53 manly tears. OMG this entire scene is perfection! T_T When you have only one chance, you've got to reach inside. For the inner strength and intelligence to do the right thing in time. Only then it happens if there is one deeper than one, You'll reach anyone who knows peace of mind. You know- Victory belongs to those that try. And once there you lose, you must decide. Then we'll cease his property. Then you'll prove your ability. You'll reach anyone who knows peace of mind... F-Zeeeeeeeero! F-Zeeeero! F-Zero!!!!
+Darkened KingBoo If Nintendo has done ANYTHING right nowadays, the voice acting improved, considering that they're using mostly LA based voice actors instead of seattle based ones they've used in the past. So in a way, they now have good voice acting, but bad games. :P
@@Jackattack359 Killer 7, Wind Waker, Resident Evil 4, Geist, Mario Power Tennis, Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour, Metroid Prime 1 and 2, Rayman 3. Juuust sayin'.
@@averygamerdude7911 He's shown to be affable many times and both tv tropes and villains wiki count him as affably evil. Although tropes are tools and bullshit so I hate using them and will instead say "He seems pretty chill for a bad guy".
"Light and Dark the true great forces that make up our universe these universal forces are condensed in each of our belts, didnt you know? at the moment when the two forces become one it is posible to seize that power!!" love how he says that
I like to think the writers were drunk when they wrote this, and that particular part was just them finally sobering up and asking *"Oh Fuck! What the Hell dId we just WRITE!?*
I remember buying this game the day it came out, beating all the Grand Prix on hard difficulty and once that was done i was shocked to find a story mode. I just sorta missed it. So i played it and got past the first mission no problem. Then i got to the second chapter, and hit a brick fucking wall. It was the steepest learning curve i experienced at that point and yet somehow i beat the entire story mode (I will be accepting autographs after). But the announcer saying "mission failed" is forever etched into my brain.
yeah, i wish they would release those tracks alongside a new f-zero... this is a pretty good recreation of that song tho: ua-cam.com/video/ebUia_H0ymw/v-deo.html
720HD 60 fps is kinda unnecessary since GX's cutscenes run in 640 by 336 pixels @ 29fps but still this is the only video that got all cutscenes in the highest quality
3:19 Every time I see this shot, my eye is drawn to the mook on the left side of the screen, pointing at Goroh, as if to say "Look! The boss is doing backflips!"
FZero is truely an unearthed oil well for Nintendo they haven't quite realized yet. The amount of content they could generate for this franchise that fans would eat up is truely staggering imo. A new game, an anime maybe even a live action? I'm pretty confident we will see this one day. The source material in this game is simply too cool and interesting to leave on the table.
I mean there IS an anime. Pretty good actually though not like amazing either. But you’re definitely on the point that F-Zero in terms of character and world building is so underutilized. I’ve even considered myself to actually base a story off the F-Zero series because there’s so much to delve into.
And get rid of Bloodborn unless he's just going to be a proxy for Black Shadow like he was in the anime. I hate how they just, out of nowhere and with no warning, decided to try and upstage the guy who is literally credited as most feared in the universe and king of evil.
10:40 "I am Death Born the grand prix champion of the Underworld! How about we race each other tomorrow?" Is that really how that fucking edgy ass introduction went down? Missed opportunity Nintendo...
I like to think the reason there hasn't been any more F-Zero games or a remaster of this one, is because the creators are still thinking how the heck did they make this game work on the Game Cube in first place
Man what I would do to get a hold of those high polygon models of those ships….they really added so much detail to everyone and they’re barely on screen for more than a couple of seconds 😢
I love how the end of the campaign is just, satan showing up, saying "hey buddy boy, wanna race" they race, satan fucking dies, then GOD shows up says, "hey buddy boy, wanna race" they race, GOD fucking dies.
Epic Chibi Deathborn's voice actually sounds pretty good though and is arguably the best performance in the game aside from his final defeat in the story which doesn't sound too good
IronShligger - "It's true. Captain Falcon can't get anyone off his dick. He's driving through the desert and someone demands a race for pinks. He's going down the interstate to save the day and has a gang try and run him off the road. He goes to the Grand Prix and beats Black Shadow only to receive a challenge of the RACING EQUIVALENT OF DEATH. But that's not good enough the gods of fucking racing inside of the belts he JUST WON demand a race for his soul. Awesome."
God, I wish they would make a 3D world like the Sci-Fi city shown in F-Zero GX. I love the way it looks! It would make a great Cyberpunk style game but instead of killing its just a ton of racing.
"Hey boss, isn't that Black Shadow? The guy who was running riot in the Lightning Area a few days ago?" "Yeah so what?" "Is it ok to let him race? Shouldn't we turn him into the authorities?" "We ARE the authorities"
I've memorized every single piece of dialogue from these cutscenes and I've listened to it more than 80 times. I really love these cutscenes with all my heart. -Colonel Lovic of Dead Cell. 2019, January 5th, 2:23AM
I love how there’s never enough time to digest the last moment before the next crazy bullshit comes around. “This old dude dressed Captain Falcon like a jester and pestered him into a race? Don’t worry about it, here’s a drunk alligator man.”
Words cannot express the absolute elation that I felt in my body and mind when I finally completed every story mission on “Very Hard” and finally unlocked Spade! That started me off on beating every Grand Prix cup on Very Hard with EVERY racer so I could unlock their videos! But I finally did it!!
@@SabeNo-rh7mb Ironically, the Very Hard difficulty was easier than the Hard setting owing to the extra lap. By the time that I finished the Very Hard, only eight racers were still on the track (both Black Shadow and Blood Falcon crashed on their own accord)
4:06 I love how Zoda and Super Arrow are dancing in the corner over there while everyone else is ignoring them. I often take for granted the times when two people in flamboyant cosplay fight each other at my local pub. What else is new?
So, it starts with Captain Falcon racing himself in Time Trials, and ends with him having killed the Devil and banishing the Godhead into a belt and giving him the power of God? Captain Falcon is AWESOME!
Creators: Your life is a lie
Captain Falcon: Dang that's unfortunate, anyway let's race
He doesn’t care if it’s all a lie he just practices
*Snickers*
What the hell was Sega smoking when they wrote this? 🤣🤣
*And where can I get some?*
The only sensible response ngl
to be fair it was more like "yeah most of the crazy things that just happened were our doing anyways let us control you" and he was like "nah I'm good, hey wanna race?"
Because There Are No Universal Forces, Deathborn Lied!
13:24
"I AM DEATHBORN CHAMPION OF THE UNDERWORLD!"
"Do you want to have a race tomorrow?"
That's basically how I'd go about as a villain.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I am (insert flashy villain name here), and I've conquered HELL ITSELF!!!! So, you wanna come over and settle this whole thing in Smash? I swear, it's like Satan's never heard of Toon Link!
"I am DEATH INCARNATE! I WILL TURN THIS ENTIRE GALAXY INTO NOTHING BUT CINDERS WITHIN THE VOID! There IS one means of stopping me, but it is a fool's erand. A suicide mission! AN IMPOSSIBLE AND INSANE FEAT!"
[Five Minutes Later]
"WHY ARE YOU MOVING SO FAST!? YOU'RE JUST WIGGLING THE STICK BACK AND FORTH!"
MY MERE EXISTANCE MAKES SATAN HIMSELF QUIVER IN FEAR!!!
so you wanna come over tomorrow? My mom just got pizza rolls.
@@toastfairy5546 thanks for reminding me of this lol
@@vanilla8956 welcome lol
Feels like watching an 80's anime OVA. Weird, incomprehensible, over the top, and fucking awesome.
I know right?
Yeah, you've absolutely put into words the type of vibes these cutscenes give off.
This is some power rangers shenanigans
So Captain Falcon just... goes out in public dressed like that?
+porygonlover322 And that surprises you? Watch a few Animes and Cartoons. 'Cause I sure as heck saw worse.
That collar perfection!
It's F zero the most Japanse franchise Nintendo owns. Of course Captain Falcon will dresses like that.
YeAAASSSS
Actually, I think that Fire Emblem is the most japanese franchise Nintendo owns.
I'm surprised that no screenshot in this whole campaign has become a meme yet. Like it's literally a gold mine!
LOOOOL, RIGHT???
@Great Cornholio Expanded definition! Dictionary updated.
@@shyguy2488 That has to be the #1 most memeable scene in the entire game
lol not a lot of ppl have played this game
9:45
Me: Tell him Falcon!!
So, basically, Falcon is Nintendo's equivalent to Batman...
Captain Falcon > batman
Sgtduckerz
I said EQUIVALENT.
Nah.
Captain Falcon punched a guy so hard, that it looked like he took out part of the MILKY WAY with it. Although that was actually the explosion from Black Shadow's machine, but who really gives a fuck?
Batman AND Sonic. Wait sonic is sega...oh no
More like Judge Dredd
Ok, so Black Shadow is pretty much a TERRORIST who goes about blowing up shit and setting it on fire while dancing about in his full body latex suit - and he's still allowed to race? Not only that, he creates a evil clone of another racer somehow using magic given to him by the freakin' DEVIL or some shit like that and HES allowed to race too?! Who the fuck runs this championship? I mean maybe if he was doing this shit in secret or using a disguise or something like Captain Falcon was when he was undercover as a nobody pilot DRIVING THE BLUE FALCON - but he's on TV dancing around and giggling like a maniac while talking about the grand prix. This is so camp, and I love it so much.
+Blaskowitz993 Look, this is the same championship which has allowed a genetically modified T-Rex, the skeleton of a long dead racer brought back with black magic, two gang leaders, an intergalactic hitman, a cyborg who's machine is his recycled brother, another evil overlord, and a space cop from the future to race. I think the only entry requirement is being able to answer yes to "Do you have an F-Zero Machine?" and "Can you drive it?".
+SpudTheRubbish Also some space fleet's leader's dad who has been missing for years.
"Who the fuck runs this championship" The F-Zero Committee I assume lol, It would be funny if (if they ever make another game) they were the real evil masterminds the whole time! ;)
F Zero GX is so corny, it is a masterpiece.
It’s perfection
It s even better then metal gear 😂
Oh don't let the 'story' fool you, the gameplay is no joke. This is considered one of the hardest racing games for a reason.
I love the corniness for such a hardcore racer but damn I still to this day want a really really good serious almost dystopian narrative for F-Zero. There’s so much potential for that sort of shit!
So, Captain Falcon managed to kill Cyborg Satan and the 3 gods in a few days...
... BY RACING
+Shieldlesscap
Just goes to show how BADASS Falcon is.
To be fair, Deathborn just kinda flew right into that pit.
That's pretty easy to do when CGN has a gamecube controller shoved up Captain Falcon's ass. Seriously, Cap looks terrified during the bomb cut-scene. Now watch CGN's speedrun...Yup, appropriate reaction.
He can just do it with a single falcon punch.
Shieldlesscap Well after all he is Captain Falcon, his quote in Super Smash Bros 64 after the credits "Thank you for playing.
Yes. I am
Number One!"
"I'm am god of the underworld let's race tommorow"
*I just can't even*
Lmfao the way he says it too. Like he is asking him if he is OK with that lmfao and then asking him if he brought the belt with him
"Where do you think you're taking me?!"
-Captain Falcon 20XX
+Shieldlesscap LOL!
F-Zero GX's story is somewhere around the year 2560 you...
I thought 20XX was Mega Mans time.
I think you mean 20GX, not 20XX.
Σ the Unperceived the year is 20GX
Everyone plays Falcon at TAS levels of perfection
“You think YOU can beat ME? No way!” - Captain Falcon while talking to gods, 2003
I like how Deathborn dies to a greenscreen explosion
HOW CAN I LOSE?! NOOOOOO! *BOOM*
FAlcon entered as Famicom... I see what you did there Nintendo.
+kid14346 ahd he originally was the super famicom mascot but nintendo ditched the idea
Biggest cheating scandal in gaming history
It was SUPPOSED to be bad and cheesy. In F-Zero X, everything was presented as a corny, over the top comic book, with deathmetal inspired music. In GX, Sega went with a more of a bad anime/manga vibe with super cheesy 80s style rock ballads. It embraces the cheese to it's fullest possible extent. The whole series has always been poking fun at itself through the worst of corny sci-fi and yet never blinking while it does so. The voices were over dramatic and weirdly fitting for the same reason. (and probably also because they're just bad. it's still a nintendo game.)
Cravdraa nottelling you said sega
Sega and Nintendo worked on this game. Or more of Sega developed it and Nintendo published it.
That mask you wanted but the game crashed well that’s kind of weird, but ok that’s neat
Someone else wrote it in a comment somewhere but I wholeheartedly agree: Nintendo was going through a phase while making this game.
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1. 11:02 There's a sign for the area being "blockable", but is there a sign for literally the gates of *fucking hell* being around the corner? Nope.
2. "Once again Black shadow is running wild in the lightning area. All citizens are advised to evacuate immediately."
Then they just don't bother arresting him at the grand pre lmao.
The way the announcer says "Once again" makes it sound like this is a weekly occurence.
@@MultiGuyx so I guess the police and military don’t exist in f zero, otherwise why wasn’t he ever arrested?
3:18 Samurai Goroh’s backflip just to gesture over to the checkpoint honestly just kills me 😂
Something I just noticed is how his minions actually clap and cheer at the display, what great supportive henchmen!
4:50
"HEY! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TAKIN' ME? WAIT!"
Said like a five year old who is being dragged to a thrift shop with his parents.
Reminder that this is the same guy who blew up a fucking galaxy with an electric punch.
Reminder that this is the same guy who raced the Gods. And won.
+That One Anon I'm pretty sure Falcon doesn't wanted to hurt the old man.... physically.
+That One Anon HeeYYY! Where do you think you're taAAAkin me?
Anyone from RelaxAlax or something?
+That One Anon
Technically, this Captain Falcon is a different guy than the one from the Anime.
+Miguel92398 | TheRageMC's 1st Channel me ʕ•ﻌ•ʔ
The most beautiful 17 minutes of my life.
YOULL PAY FOR T H A T
@@b_Wtv14 lol
I never really liked how characters back then will almost always flail their arms around when they speak like they're having a stroke tbh
If you think this is bad, look at Foodfight!, that shit is way worse than this.
RainbowFalcon8 I had Foodfight in mind, that was one continous Stroke
+Nate Smith Yeah, funny how this game came out in 2003, yet the animation is so much better than Foodfight!, which came out in 2012.
RainbowFalcon8 Well, this game wasn't shuffled from studio to studio like Foodfight was lol
+Nate Smith True that!
8:01 "Come out Blood Falcon! Are you ready?!" "Yeah.. I'm ready!" Always cracks me up. The music, voice acting, animation and sound effects in this scene are brilliant.
I can’t get over the fact that Captain Falcon gets challenged to a race for the fate of humanity against GOD and without missing a beat he says “Come off it! You, beat me? In a race? No way!” Gotta love the Captain’s confidence.
AND THE MOTHER FUCKER BEATS THEM HE BEATS GODS IN RACING. YOU SIMPLY CANT CAP THE FALCON
i love at the final chapter how the creators taunt him and challenge him to a race for his soul while that amazing music plays in the background and C.falcon doesnt even fear and mocks their attempt while saying " come off it, you think you can beat ME? NO WAY "
Captain Falcon sounds like someone doing a bad Batman impression.
agreed
Come off it!
I expected "Ooo ah!!" And "C'mon!!"
Indeed
+Guhtere only problem is that this is older than the last batman so who copies who :P
Everyone complaining about voice acting and animations, but hell, the music's awsome. F-Zero obviously was created for 80's lovers and metalheads. ;)
Yeah, it is very 80's cartoon like
Yes but f-zero was created in 1990
The music of chapter 3 definently had an 80s feel to it
Idc what anybody says I think these are some of the best cutscenes I've seen in quite some time
Uhh..
@@thumblookingguy6771 no
Please dont tell me this is sarcasm
Then you'll be blown away by Custom Robos intro.
captain falcon is nintendo's batman
Joel Schumacher Batman considering how silly this game is
Actually, more like Dredd, you should check it out ; )
Rafael 96 Oh I see, because their helmets look alike
@@dash7117 OO dam I rember that movie, when as a child I saw the trailer and thought it was a Cap Falcom movie. XD
The series was directly inspired by Batman so it only makes sense.
Dayum!!!!! Samurai Goroh done them backflips no problem
lmfao that part always kills me xD
Shit is so unnecessary lmao
Not bad for a hefty fellow.
Noticed Iwata's name was on the credits. R.I.P Iwata. ;(
Yeah, he was CEO for a year at this point.
They need to make a new F Zero game like GX
With better voice acting sure
And not as much limb flailing
Maybe have a more fleshed out story, better voice acting, and improved animations.
They need to make a new F-Zero game period
To be honest this is better than street fighter 5's story mode.
Not hard to do.
OH MY GOD IT IS. LOL
Ikr
@@ShiftyGuy777 This is easy. Just give me 3 months and I'll do these cutscenes
@@-Ryu THAT BAD?
Just like in couple of SEGA games, the music was once again too loud compared to the dialogue. Luckily there were subtitles.
3:53 manly tears. OMG this entire scene is perfection! T_T
When you have only one chance, you've got to reach inside.
For the inner strength and intelligence to do the right thing in time.
Only then it happens if there is one deeper than one,
You'll reach anyone who knows peace of mind.
You know-
Victory belongs to those that try.
And once there you lose, you must decide.
Then we'll cease his property.
Then you'll prove your ability.
You'll reach anyone who knows peace of mind...
F-Zeeeeeeeero!
F-Zeeeero!
F-Zero!!!!
Looks like a cyperpunk cute scene
You know, the CGI was very impressive for the era, it just have very bad voice acting.
+Blester
Deathborn's voice was actually pretty good.
"You're all going to DIE! Say goodbye to your loved ones."
+Blester The animations look like someone put a bunch of models in GMod and started fucking around.
+Blester not to mention the bad music
+Darkened KingBoo If Nintendo has done ANYTHING right nowadays, the voice acting improved, considering that they're using mostly LA based voice actors instead of seattle based ones they've used in the past. So in a way, they now have good voice acting, but bad games. :P
+AmericanBuizel He said with a Pokemon profile picture.
Brilliantly-rendered, but poorly-animated. Still the king of racing games in my opinion.
The "animation" is just motion capture (or i think that it is)
Tbh, what other animation would you expect from a GameCube game?
@@Jackattack359 Killer 7, Wind Waker, Resident Evil 4, Geist, Mario Power Tennis, Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour, Metroid Prime 1 and 2, Rayman 3. Juuust sayin'.
@@Jackattack359 there's no connection between the animations and the GameCube. These are pre-rendered, not in-engine.
@@SuborbitalPigeon I never said there was. I’m just agreeing that they’re brilliantly rendered
4:49
Now that's some 10/10 best acting right here.
This is literally the greatest Fast And Furious parody ever made... admit it
Fast and Furious and F Zero crossover when
captan falcon beat god in a race...
seems legit
HAV0X why? because he's the falcon, captain falcon
I don't remember the campaign being so cheesy. xD
7:36 You gotta love how Black Shadow says that in the friendliest voice ever
It was unintentional, though he sounds more Faux Affably Evil to me.
@@averygamerdude7911 He's shown to be affable many times and both tv tropes and villains wiki count him as affably evil. Although tropes are tools and bullshit so I hate using them and will instead say "He seems pretty chill for a bad guy".
The way they move kinda reminds me of the old donkey kong show
"Light and Dark the true great forces that make up our universe
these universal forces are condensed in each of our belts, didnt you know?
at the moment when the two forces become one it is posible to seize that power!!"
love how he says that
I like how he says
"I'll turn the galaxy into a pile of ashes in an instant" while using that hand gesture.
@@TeamOneDay yes, hes very exited. Can't wait.
This Is The Cutscene Where The Creators And Deathborn Lied About Universal Forces!
12:50
"Captain Falcon will always prevail" ~that funky credits song
I always loved the bubbly looking design of the characters. Really gives you that comic book feel.
I swear these cutscenes are like a fever dream.
Gotta love how the other racers act as normal civilians, especially Zoda and Super Arrow having a tussle at the bar.
14:00 This moment, when you finished the F-Zero GX's story, there's no better thing than this.
I like to think the writers were drunk when they wrote this, and that particular part was just them finally sobering up and asking *"Oh Fuck! What the Hell dId we just WRITE!?*
I think the cheesyness fits Captain Falcon. Hopefully we get something like this in the next game.
Yeah... The next game... 😭
F-Zero Switch please now, we've waited long enough.
Man the setting of this universe is so cool, shame that nintendo only teases us with Smash Brothers and Mario Kart stuff :/
I remember buying this game the day it came out, beating all the Grand Prix on hard difficulty and once that was done i was shocked to find a story mode. I just sorta missed it. So i played it and got past the first mission no problem. Then i got to the second chapter, and hit a brick fucking wall. It was the steepest learning curve i experienced at that point and yet somehow i beat the entire story mode (I will be accepting autographs after). But the announcer saying "mission failed" is forever etched into my brain.
*JUDY’S STILL INSIDE THE BUILDING!*
These cutscenes are so hilariously bad, they’re good.
F-zero the 90s movie
And one of the first games i had on gamecube back in the day.
Now watch and learn, here's the deal;
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
6:10
Annoyed Armos W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G ? !
Yes!! I just noticed this
This game was so cool BRING F-ZERO BACK NINTENDO!
The fact that you can't listen to the song that plays in Chapter 3 by itself is a damn crime.
yeah, i wish they would release those tracks alongside a new f-zero...
this is a pretty good recreation of that song tho:
ua-cam.com/video/ebUia_H0ymw/v-deo.html
720HD 60 fps is kinda unnecessary since GX's cutscenes run in 640 by 336 pixels @ 29fps
but still this is the only video that got all cutscenes in the highest quality
Captain Falcon was such an iconic Smash Bros character that they made an entire racing game based on him. Wow.
3:19 Every time I see this shot, my eye is drawn to the mook on the left side of the screen, pointing at Goroh, as if to say "Look! The boss is doing backflips!"
Precursor to pointing wojak memes of the 2020s
I really love this game to death. Even the characters.
FZero is truely an unearthed oil well for Nintendo they haven't quite realized yet. The amount of content they could generate for this franchise that fans would eat up is truely staggering imo. A new game, an anime maybe even a live action? I'm pretty confident we will see this one day. The source material in this game is simply too cool and interesting to leave on the table.
I mean there IS an anime. Pretty good actually though not like amazing either. But you’re definitely on the point that F-Zero in terms of character and world building is so underutilized. I’ve even considered myself to actually base a story off the F-Zero series because there’s so much to delve into.
And get rid of Bloodborn unless he's just going to be a proxy for Black Shadow like he was in the anime. I hate how they just, out of nowhere and with no warning, decided to try and upstage the guy who is literally credited as most feared in the universe and king of evil.
10:40
"I am Death Born the grand prix champion of the Underworld! How about we race each other tomorrow?"
Is that really how that fucking edgy ass introduction went down? Missed opportunity Nintendo...
Well he didn't solved in the "coward's way"
Captain Falcon had better voice acting in Smash Bros, and he only has like 3 lines
Where do you think you're taking me? Wait.
That is irreplaceable 😂
Tbh I like his voice here better than in Smash, and I first discovered him in Smash. His voice here was just executed a little poorly.
@@anomaly395 at this point he is a smash bros character, not a f zero character
"YES", "FALCON PUUUUUNCH!", "SHOW ME YA MOVES!"
It’s actually 5
Unless you aren’t including falcon punch and falcon kick
What if this was all scripted and F-Zero is like Wrestling but with Hyper-speed racing instead of fighting?
you do know that ALL pro sports are rigged
Wether or not that's true, I couldn't care less.
Just pointing out similarities between F-Zero and Pro Wrestling
I'm surprised they don't have the Super Smash Bros. Captain Falcon voice on there. That would've been the tits
I like to think the reason there hasn't been any more F-Zero games or a remaster of this one, is because the creators are still thinking how the heck did they make this game work on the Game Cube in first place
This game always had the coolest soundtrack. Especially Chapter 3
Honestly...I wouldn't mind a fighting game set in the F-Zero universe, of course I want a new F-Zero racing game first though!
They would all have FALCON PUNCHES, then.
Dramatic Exit
XD
How about both genres are mixed in together?
7:34 "Falcon! You've come to die."
The only well-delivered line in the whole fucking game.
The music at the Black Shadow's Trap Cutscene is chill AF.
5:01 nintendo Entertainment System reference( family computer/famicom in japan)
I love how black shadow moves like a special kid xd.
14:21 DAMN HE THICC AF
Sebastian Castro who knows probably has some weird side room there. That's what i would have cause hey why not
Considering this was made by the Yakuza devs, I can see where they got the arms flailing thing from
Man what I would do to get a hold of those high polygon models of those ships….they really added so much detail to everyone and they’re barely on screen for more than a couple of seconds 😢
It’s literally Food Fight quality and I love it.
I love how the end of the campaign is just, satan showing up, saying "hey buddy boy, wanna race" they race, satan fucking dies, then GOD shows up says, "hey buddy boy, wanna race" they race, GOD fucking dies.
This game is amaizing.Bring F-Zero Back Nintendo.
The voice acting is so bad, but I remember thinking this was so awesome.
Epic Chibi Deathborn's voice actually sounds pretty good though and is arguably the best performance in the game aside from his final defeat in the story which doesn't sound too good
IronShligger - "It's true. Captain Falcon can't get anyone off his dick. He's driving through the desert and someone demands a race for pinks. He's going down the interstate to save the day and has a gang try and run him off the road. He goes to the Grand Prix and beats Black Shadow only to receive a challenge of the RACING EQUIVALENT OF DEATH. But that's not good enough the gods of fucking racing inside of the belts he JUST WON demand a race for his soul. Awesome."
Thanks God I'm not Captain Falcon !
We seriously need some more F Zero and Star Fox games
Don't forget Kid Icarus.
0:37
NANANANANANANANA BATMAN
(With horns)
The story was kinda cheesry but for my childhood it was amazing :p
Plus it still looks pretty good for coming out in 2003.
They also might need work on there voice over
+legoboy186 that had good graphics
In 2019, that game is also a classic.
this is like a mix of egoraptor's awesome parodies, Xavier: Renegade Angel comedic animation, All in one bowl of salad, its amazing.....
God, I wish they would make a 3D world like the Sci-Fi city shown in F-Zero GX. I love the way it looks! It would make a great Cyberpunk style game but instead of killing its just a ton of racing.
I love how Silver bumps into James McCloud of all people! XD
Never underestimate an angry old man.
"Hey boss, isn't that Black Shadow? The guy who was running riot in the Lightning Area a few days ago?"
"Yeah so what?"
"Is it ok to let him race? Shouldn't we turn him into the authorities?"
"We ARE the authorities"
Kinda wish the music from the cutscenes were released
I've memorized every single piece of dialogue from these cutscenes and I've listened to it more than 80 times. I really love these cutscenes with all my heart.
-Colonel Lovic of Dead Cell. 2019, January 5th, 2:23AM
I'm going to find the 48 people who disliked and I'm going to make them pay for their mistakes
These cutscenes were cheesy as hell but I loved this game so much. I wish Nintendo would make a new F-Zero!
Captain Falcon gives me some serious Judge Dread vibes
I think he was moddled after him. Which is funny because he has no qualms about fixing a race so it has a large payout
I love how there’s never enough time to digest the last moment before the next crazy bullshit comes around. “This old dude dressed Captain Falcon like a jester and pestered him into a race? Don’t worry about it, here’s a drunk alligator man.”
Meanwhile the music tells you exactly what the characters are thinking
i want that damn soundtrack of this cutscenes!
"What's that Captain Falcon got up his sleeve?" 1:52
No cap I watch these cutscene videos on UA-cam religiously every so often like rn. Based video game
Words cannot express the absolute elation that I felt in my body and mind when I finally completed every story mission on “Very Hard” and finally unlocked Spade! That started me off on beating every Grand Prix cup on Very Hard with EVERY racer so I could unlock their videos! But I finally did it!!
You had bigger balls than me cause you could not *PAY* me to even attempt Chapter 7 on Hard mode.
@@SabeNo-rh7mb Ironically, the Very Hard difficulty was easier than the Hard setting owing to the extra lap. By the time that I finished the Very Hard, only eight racers were still on the track (both Black Shadow and Blood Falcon crashed on their own accord)
@@Phoenix1Leader
*"(both Black Shadow and Blood Falcon crashed on their own accord)"*
Ahahahahahaha! LOL! RIP Bozos!
*That's what they get!* 🤣🤣
@@SabeNo-rh7mb Yeah, it made it A LOT easier
4:06 I love how Zoda and Super Arrow are dancing in the corner over there while everyone else is ignoring them. I often take for granted the times when two people in flamboyant cosplay fight each other at my local pub. What else is new?
5:11 Only F Zero will make a song about F Zero!
This is pure perfection.
I love how over the top everything is!
4:27 It's a shame this bop is locked to this cutscene.
So, it starts with Captain Falcon racing himself in Time Trials, and ends with him having killed the Devil and banishing the Godhead into a belt and giving him the power of God? Captain Falcon is AWESOME!