Imagine spending hours of your life trying to complete a cup in master mode just to get rewarded with a video of an octopus man doing an striptease. Sounds totally worth it if you ask me.
I just realized that everyone who races in F-ZERO has a day job. Do these people race for free while the organizers and advertisers make all the money?
With guys like Pico, Black Shadow &, Deathborne involved, the organizers & advertisers probably try to have as very little as possible to do with the racers when they're not on the track.
Man F-Zero GX doesn't get enough recgonition, the game has a ton of tracks, 41 characters, a story mode AND a custom character builder. And each character has voice over for the interview questions (and among them several personal questions), a short movie, their own music track, a biography and several palette swaps (for both them and their car). It is honestly an insane attention to detail.
it shows what each character does after he/she has won the master cup (aka the supreme f-zero champion title), so yeah their faces are all over the news.
Interesting that the evil ninja turtle actually gets lore in his movie, but Samurai Goroh gets the Mario Kart Wii commercial and James Mccloud gets a one-man dance party.
I don't believe any of James McLoud's backstory. Galaxy Dogs doesn't exist. James McLoud isn't even his real name. He heard of the real James McLoud, the former leader of Star Fox, as a kid and idolized him. Then he modelled his whole racer persona after him.
I know you're joking and all that but I don't like how people think it was genuinely sexualizing Octoman. First thing I thought of was look at those gainz! Not look at how hot he is...
"huh, wonder why fzero isn't coming back" *watches gomar and shioh go into a bathroom stall to take a shit together* "i am no longer confused as to why fzero is not coming back"
1. I never knew GX had individual movies for the characters. 2. The detail in the characters, for 2003, is insane. 3. It's a shame the scenes got repetitive. 4. What the fuck did I just watch?
It is curious how the game is opposite to the anime series. The only serious stuff in the game is chapter of the gp in story mode and (lightly) Deathborn' s "evil" plans; even Black Shadow is a joke. In the anime, Black Shadow' s a monster and most of the characters are more serious. The thing is the game was made for teens if I'm not worng and the series non-canonical. The game's awesome still now-days.
My taste in women was certainly molded as a young lad between Mrs. Arrow's appearance and GP cutscene, as well as Black Cat from the 90's Spiderman cartoon, also got me into bodybuilding due to that, pretty wild how something small can drastically change a lifestyle....goth girls were also imprinted in me through cartoons, but that's besides the point.
Alright, so, based EXCLUSIVELY off of these videos we have: Mo-Ped Transformer. Space Fanservice. Peach Final Smash and Mario Sports Waluigi had a child. Hollywood workout session. Tony Stewart becomes a Weeb. TMNT watched TactiCool Reloads. Over-the-top Superhero movie has a wardrobe malfunction. A very specific part of the internet is turned on. I'm not. Wario does cooking. POV: You failed on Dance Dance Revolution with 1 note left. Donkey Kong's first Subspace Emissary Cutscene at home. This IS a Nintendo game, right? World domination prototyping. Early 2000's rock music video. Rules of Nature in action. "Tis but a flesh wound." "hAvE i EvEr ToLd YoU aBoUt My RaCiNg CaRrIeR?" Reality: 1. Wanna-be Superhero: 0. Family priorities. Green Day, but less edge/depression, and only 1 guy. OK, the other one MAYBE could have passed off as Style Savvy spinoff. This one? Not a chance... What in the world did I just witness? Well, at least he tried... "Michael Chain flexes very hard. He flexes himself out of the room!" POV: You wear only cotton. Dances to escape the pain. "Rule number 1 of stock car racing is learn how to wreck someone without wrecking yourself, so git gud scrub, and go touch grass!" "(Incoherent screaming about returning the game.)" Your average Honda Civic owner got hired by FedEx. On the bright side, at least it's not Normandy on June 6th, 1944... "Don't worry, the editor will cut that out." Uses an AK-47 in a carnival game. Upgrades, people! Upgrades! Confused Confusing Confusion. Gordon Ramsey wants to know your location. "The future is now, old man!" Female Anime Protag during intro, or credits. The other 2 laundromat videos, but with a girl. Alien Uber driver. Robot wins by doing absolutely nothing. Saturday Morning Cartoon Action Hero. "You know, maybe the villain is onto something." "Sir, this a WWII documentary." Edit: I hit Ctrl-Enter partway through. Also, I'm not a weeb. It's just near impossible to avoid their influence on the internet, especially when you spend as much time on it as I do.
The Commander Skipper vs King Julien XIII kind of rivalry. Julien performing a dance to show himself attractive for his crush(probably Marlene because Julien is jealous of Commander Skipper), yet it's shown that Marlene has a relationship with Skipper! Basically the prequel of it.
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I remember when i first discovered these i thought they were so ridiculous. I still do. This game had a good sense of humor.
And then there's Pico's...
Reminds me of the early Tekken game’s endings, wacky and very vague on what’s going on
I love all the time Captain Falcon spends doing ridiculous somersaults when a baby's about to get run over
Speaking of which, where was Mrs. Arrow's husband Super Arrow at anyway? Isn't he supposed to be an actual superhero??
Imagine spending hours of your life trying to complete a cup in master mode just to get rewarded with a video of an octopus man doing an striptease.
Sounds totally worth it if you ask me.
That was my first ending I saw, so yeah it was totally worth it lol
I just realized that everyone who races in F-ZERO has a day job. Do these people race for free while the organizers and advertisers make all the money?
There's definitely prize money for winning races. They talk about it in cutscenes.
Prize money in fact is a major driving point in the anime series.
@@U-L-T-R-O-N i see what you did there
With guys like Pico, Black Shadow &, Deathborne involved, the organizers & advertisers probably try to have as very little as possible to do with the racers when they're not on the track.
Vehicle maintenance ain’t cheap
Man F-Zero GX doesn't get enough recgonition, the game has a ton of tracks, 41 characters, a story mode AND a custom character builder. And each character has voice over for the interview questions (and among them several personal questions), a short movie, their own music track, a biography and several palette swaps (for both them and their car). It is honestly an insane attention to detail.
I agree, under rated game. :/
Considering that the studio who made F-Zero GX would later go on to make the Yakuza franchise, the humor in these cutscenes really make sense.
Not to mention the awesome beats. Hoo *WEE~* the music is pumping! For both!
It feels like I’m watching Tekken cutscenes with F-Zero characters.
I mean, Don Genie looks like a fat Heihachi.
Most of them end and you are like "WHAT'S THE PPPPOINT??!" haha love it
Fesh Pince reference?
No One:
The Bowling Alley Screen When You Get A Strike: 24:42
LMAOOOOOOOO
I would enjoy this bowling alley
Ya know I don't think I needed the image of octoman being a porn model in my head…
tyler buffin
some hentai shit is going to occur
More for me then.
My God they shouldn't have given octoman a posing video.
Well it is a Japanese game.
@@FiveTwoSevenTHR yeah who knows, maybe they make food porn
3:52
Pico shooting like a gangsta
SymbioteNx379 oh shit waddup
No wonder everyone was afraid of him
This kinda aged well¿
Just like he did on Newgro-wait, wrong Pico.
I love how in Captain Falcon's cutscene everything seems to be going in slowmo, except for the train blasting at the speed of light.
Can someone tell me why half of them at the laundry, reading a newspaper about themselves?
I just wanna know why they're all awful at doing their laundry.
it shows what each character does after he/she has won the master cup (aka the supreme f-zero champion title), so yeah their faces are all over the news.
22:33 - take a frog and a lizard, combine a little magic, and you get a rice bowl.
Ok then.
But you'll need Spade to finish the job.
6:06 This is the man dramatically presumed as dead after going after an evil galaxy-threatening genius scientist
Be was never the same after riding the cosmic space whale.
then StarFox Command has Fox and Falco become F-Zero racers in an alternate ending because Krystal fucked off with wolf and left Fox heartbroken
what a thumbnail
4:45 what in God’s name
Magically Ness Octoman after meeting Jack Levin
Splatoon hentai
When I was younger I adored the anime of Fzero. I'm enjoying this character sketches so much!!!
Almost forgot to watch this today.
2:45 MKWii meets F-zero GX
DoomyDoom • yes
That was the inspiration for that cutscene
Someone had fun with the mo-cap suit
Interesting that the evil ninja turtle actually gets lore in his movie, but Samurai Goroh gets the Mario Kart Wii commercial and James Mccloud gets a one-man dance party.
Goroh's video was a Mario Kart Wii teaser, James' was a Just Dance teaser. So Pico's was a Wii Play teaser, it all makes sense
I don't believe any of James McLoud's backstory. Galaxy Dogs doesn't exist. James McLoud isn't even his real name. He heard of the real James McLoud, the former leader of Star Fox, as a kid and idolized him. Then he modelled his whole racer persona after him.
I like how draq is shown playing f-zero gx on gamecube while we are playing f-zero on our gamecube.
I share some sympathy with him considering how hard the game can get, especially story mode.
F-Zero GX needs a remastered version!
Octoman movie: *exists*
Nevermind
I know you're joking and all that but I don't like how people think it was genuinely sexualizing Octoman. First thing I thought of was look at those gainz! Not look at how hot he is...
@@exoticmaterials2695 not necessarily sexualizing, but it is disturbing
@@sean3920 all the more reason to remaster it
Fox: "Ya know I think there's something familiar about that James McCloud guy but I cant put my finger on it."
Hmm... I don't know either...
I remember being 11 years old and trying over and over to beat the ruby cup master grand prix with Spark Moon just so I could see Princia's movie
Im surprised 11 year old you could even unlock princia. I could never do it
19:36 He lost all his Reactor Mights
btw whats wrong with James McCloud @ 6:11 ? XDD
ブラックピットDark Pit he met jack
9:25 Jack Levin did Dabs before they were even "cool"
Fernando J. Cruz F-ZERO takes place in the far future, meaning Jack dabbed hundreds of years *after* it was relevant.
The Ginyu Force did it way before it was cool
@@gabagandalfoftheweed after*
This game ruined every other racing game for me.
Same
Thing that sucks is Nintendo will probably want to "try something new" if they ever make a follow up.
Probably the only game where you go past 2000 kilometers per hour is why its so awesome. Nfs or any other car based games couldn't do it.
Yeah cus I don’t want to play any other Racing game except This ! XD
@@DrewPicklesTheDark probably when a high quality true VR game with a big ass screen as a windshield comes around
These are all motion-capture Feverdreams indeed.
The only normal one is Picos
Jack Levin's could count also I suppose. His profile says he's a pop star and all he does is suit up and dance.
Yeah picos is my Favorite.
Uhhh does Mr.EAD count?
"huh, wonder why fzero isn't coming back" *watches gomar and shioh go into a bathroom stall to take a shit together* "i am no longer confused as to why fzero is not coming back"
XD XD XD
2:03 The early days of black panther
Xd
He is so silly, in a good way :P
that's your reward for winning in master mode
Dr. Stewart's is a fever dream and I love it
The early 2000’s motion capture just falls into that uncanny valley realm
~IMAGE TRAINING~
I love how this random silver mf appears in like half the pilot movies for literally no reason
Anybody else think that Mr. EAD’s video is a nod towards that part in Paper Mario where you bake gourmet guy a cake?
First thing I thought of too.
I wonder if he, too, learned cooking at truck-driving school?
24:42 when you smoke crack
19:22 the only one you need to see
Nah, give me blood falcon first.
I'm glad these will be around even when the world is about to ends.
4:35
The way he was smiling because he was embarrassed😂.😂
8:52 Ah yes my favorite Bowie music video
And it was AMAZING
We know you all came for 4:40
1. I never knew GX had individual movies for the characters.
2. The detail in the characters, for 2003, is insane.
3. It's a shame the scenes got repetitive.
4. What the fuck did I just watch?
Yeah, most are dancing.
This is your brain on drug. 1:40
I see no downsides
gomar and shioh are kinda weird but also kinda adorable tbh
3:54 the shot doesn't make sense if you compare back and front
I just went back to verify that ur right
Between the cut, he turned around manually.
These cutscenes look surprisingly good considering how old they are but damn they all have massive thighs and hips
I imagine the studio they were outsourced to had a line of overly buff superhero ecorche models to use as a base
@@npc_blob1609 haha you could be right
PJ is the definition of vibing
Were these animated by the same guys who animated Foodfight?
Also the music in these is wild, and so early 2000s.
both made heavy use of motion capture and both were being developed for a 2003 release, so the tech of the time makes them reminiscent of each other
It is curious how the game is opposite to the anime series. The only serious stuff in the game is chapter of the gp in story mode and (lightly) Deathborn' s "evil" plans; even Black Shadow is a joke. In the anime, Black Shadow' s a monster and most of the characters are more serious. The thing is the game was made for teens if I'm not worng and the series non-canonical. The game's awesome still now-days.
Error at 3:54 : Pico shotrhe disguised Black Shadow above his head but when it was revealed, the hole was lower like her shot the front's head.
14:09 so ridiculously funny and charming lol
I think I get why we haven't gotten a new F-Zero game in a while
Because they won't top this.
13:26 I genuinely wonder how many times that video awakened something on the young kids that saw it
My taste in women was certainly molded as a young lad between Mrs. Arrow's appearance and GP cutscene, as well as Black Cat from the 90's Spiderman cartoon, also got me into bodybuilding due to that, pretty wild how something small can drastically change a lifestyle....goth girls were also imprinted in me through cartoons, but that's besides the point.
The game is a SHOW ! 19:53
I'm an absolute sucker for hearing Blood Falcon's theme playing during a scene where he's at a laundromat.
The robot at 8:21 looks like Dr. Eggman.
I'm having a fever dream
This is both strange and intriging
Nobody :
The aliens after they get released from area 51 : 24:43
3:35 they put a lot of detail into those guns. seems Smith&Wesson exists in the F-zero universe.
Why wouldn’t they?
I simply cannot believe that the entire game, all the story cutscenes, and half an hour of character cutscenes fits on a tiny CD.
now these are epic
24:43 Bowling alley screens when you get a strike:
18:02 nice setup, GB Player and all
15:47 Michael Chain starts to explode!
😳
I think he had a stroke
El servicio de lavandería en el futuro es una mierda jajajajajajaja.... xDDDD
Concuerdo jajajaja
9:07, He looks like David Bowie a bit! Jack Levin has good taste in music.
One thing I never noticed was how many old Godzilla/Ultraman sound effrcts were used in the endings, namely Bio Rex's and Zoda's
Sega being Sega.
Alright, so, based EXCLUSIVELY off of these videos we have:
Mo-Ped Transformer.
Space Fanservice.
Peach Final Smash and Mario Sports Waluigi had a child.
Hollywood workout session.
Tony Stewart becomes a Weeb.
TMNT watched TactiCool Reloads.
Over-the-top Superhero movie has a wardrobe malfunction.
A very specific part of the internet is turned on. I'm not.
Wario does cooking.
POV: You failed on Dance Dance Revolution with 1 note left.
Donkey Kong's first Subspace Emissary Cutscene at home.
This IS a Nintendo game, right?
World domination prototyping.
Early 2000's rock music video.
Rules of Nature in action.
"Tis but a flesh wound."
"hAvE i EvEr ToLd YoU aBoUt My RaCiNg CaRrIeR?"
Reality: 1. Wanna-be Superhero: 0.
Family priorities.
Green Day, but less edge/depression, and only 1 guy.
OK, the other one MAYBE could have passed off as Style Savvy spinoff. This one? Not a chance...
What in the world did I just witness?
Well, at least he tried...
"Michael Chain flexes very hard. He flexes himself out of the room!"
POV: You wear only cotton.
Dances to escape the pain.
"Rule number 1 of stock car racing is learn how to wreck someone without wrecking yourself, so git gud scrub, and go touch grass!" "(Incoherent screaming about returning the game.)"
Your average Honda Civic owner got hired by FedEx.
On the bright side, at least it's not Normandy on June 6th, 1944...
"Don't worry, the editor will cut that out."
Uses an AK-47 in a carnival game.
Upgrades, people! Upgrades!
Confused Confusing Confusion.
Gordon Ramsey wants to know your location.
"The future is now, old man!"
Female Anime Protag during intro, or credits.
The other 2 laundromat videos, but with a girl.
Alien Uber driver.
Robot wins by doing absolutely nothing.
Saturday Morning Cartoon Action Hero.
"You know, maybe the villain is onto something." "Sir, this a WWII documentary."
Edit: I hit Ctrl-Enter partway through. Also, I'm not a weeb. It's just near impossible to avoid their influence on the internet, especially when you spend as much time on it as I do.
WTF did I just watch? It's like the WarioWare division of Intelligent Systems made these. I get the same vibes! XD
Haha you're so right
2:40 Mario Kart Wii Intro: F-Zero GX style
wtf did I just watch ?
Sega at its finest
"Art" my friend.
What you have just witnessed is what do we describe as "Pure Art"
2:40 This is literally the Mario Kart Wii intro lmao
0:35
Superbike?
20:53 OMG TERRY PREDICTED NINTENDO SWITCH
Pj's pilot movie was the best
If you are watching this you are better than any other
Nostalgia...
My thanks for the upload. My current driving abilities on F zero are not enought to beat the game on Master.
Pico and Jack Levin seem to be the only ones related to their actual in-game characters.
I didnt knew a single one of those. How do you unlock them?
You unlock them through GP mode, by getting 1st in Master difficulty. They can then be viewed through the pilot profile menu.
+CrazyGameNerd Master Difficulty. Thats why I didnt know, lol.
+CrazyGameNerd Just one 1st place win?
2:20 Holy shit its delay lama
Straight up I don’t remember there being more than 30 racers. Could you unlock more??
IIRC, you needed to beat Story Mode chapters on Very Hard to be able to purchase the AX characters
Octoman is the Ricardo of Fzero
At least Pico (my favorite F-zero character) got some respect
Arbin Gordon is The Skull's real name
Imagine getting this scene after winning a tournament.
Does Pico know that his gun can fire more than 2 bullets before reloading?
He's a one-tap sweatlord.
Dr.Stewart was so high lmfao
I think I'm too sober for this...
I want whatever Dr. Stewart is smoking.
What was Pico doing at 00:03:47?
16:44 The Virgin Tanaka vs The Chad Falcon
The Commander Skipper vs King Julien XIII kind of rivalry. Julien performing a dance to show himself attractive for his crush(probably Marlene because Julien is jealous of Commander Skipper), yet it's shown that Marlene has a relationship with Skipper! Basically the prequel of it.
I cannot find words to describe how wacky this is
This is so sega it hurts