See no evil (make no eye contact). Speak no evil (do not breathe the gas). Hear no evil (don't listen to the birds). Do no evil (do not consume food/ water). Live no evil (perish).
what's weird to me about the human obsession with eye contact is that in literally every other social mammal species, at least that i know of, sustained eye contact is considered rude, defiant and threatening. if you were a dog or a monkey or whatever the fuck else, walking around staring everyone you meet in the eyes would be like flipping everyone the bird and you'd get your fucking ass kicked. so where did humans develop this trait of NEEDING eye contact to NOT feel offended?
i once worked with somebody who got really mad at me because i would not keep prolonged eye contact as she spoke. it's really weird, how adamant some people are about that, lol.
So wait how does it work? I mean like couldn't you just wear sunglasses because looking through the lense wouldn't techincally be eye contact and they can't see your eyes? And also this is a nice concept but it makes no sense how do you get infected by looking at something and if their eyes explode how would you techincally be looking at someone and what do they even do once that happens they just walk around blind or something? It makes no sense
It's not a human thing, it's white people being weird again. A whole bunch of cultures find it rude and/or threatening. I grew up in Alaska, and that was some of the first cross-cultural competency stuff white teachers would get: Don't insist on the Native kids looking you in the eye, in traditional culture it's very impolite for them to do so.
This is just that analogue horror that keeps amping itself until there is literally no hope of winning. The handicaps keep going up until its just hopeless.
ever had someone looking in your direction/ at something close to you, you can see them in your peripheral vision and feel like they're watching you, so you turn to them, realize they were looking past you/around you, then you two make eye contact? happened to me a few times, DAMN it was embarrassing.
I've definitely gotten better making eye contact as I've gotten older, but I still can't maintain it for long periods without breaking. It just feels weird 😂
@@durratulaishah3703 @amandaredd3057 That’s literally everybody. Everybody with a normal functioning brain is like this lol holding eye contact is seen as bizarre. It’s natural to break away your line of sight often during conversation.
I think the reason the dates are messed up (if it’s not human error) is because the devices time settings never had that option. For example, I have a pretty old camera from around 20 years ago that I use for photography, and no matter what date I set it to, it will revert to 2001. This could suggest that scientists are desperately trying to use any tools they have to help a cure be developed. Including very old ones.
I was terrified until he just muttered out “you just see it’s a discord mod just farting out orange gas” I can’t take the rest of the video seriously 😂
What's funny about this is a couple months ago I actually started drafting a book idea thats extremely similar, because it also features a virus spread through eye contact, except in my story it turns people into wretched dog creatures, and also in my case it was based on a dream that I had.
Baz saying (or appearing to say) "help me jesus" to a squishy seal is just what I needed today 4:12 "the social anxiety virus" that summed up my previous comment so much more nicely lmao 7:05 WAS that the sus face.
LOL @23:00 I love the abrupt bluntness of this statement, as well as the accuracy. I myself as an American don't have a gun, but I agree with the Baz option
It would be quite the pleasent virus to be around for me. I wouldn't really be affected since I have Autism, Aspergers to be exact. I hate eye contact and always try to avoid it since it makes me feel uneasily. Looking someone directly imto the eyes. This isn't going to make it easier also 😅😂
12:20 Dr.marshall is the reason why i almost threw up while laughing at his voice I was peacefully chewing my cereal then baz made a joke then randomly i started coughing and chocking and almost threw up😂😭
The problem is if looking through a camera would protect you then so would sunglasses as long as you don't make direct eye contact so having a semi translucent barrier in front of your eyes for example
Although how the eyeball exploding would spread the virus the problem is is technically looking at a piece of their eyeballs making eye contact which makes the ground dangerous to look at as well
Baz is literally the goat. Just got out of a shit stats class and I open right when he posts a 35 minute video. I'm eating good today Also the jumpscare at 16:40 made me want to remove my skin 👍 Edit: lol i'm talking about the discord mod impression
It's probably great to be a gamer in this analog horror universe during the early phases of the virus, because you'll be mostly indoors anyway. But during the later phases, no one is safe. Can't even breathe in your own damn home without risk of contracting the Medusa virus, but at that point, just end me.
Finally, my discomfort with eye contact and socialising (part of my Autism, though not every Autistic person struggles with eye contact) comes as a WIN. ...OK so watching the full video, I'd be fucked. I'm already asthmatic and don't have AC as it is 😂
See this is the sort of thing that makes me, as a person very uncomfortable with eye contact, feel vindicated 😂 (honestly, I'm not defending it, if I HAVE to I can do it.. but I can't concentrate on listening to a person while I'm looking at their eyes. most ppl that come to know me realise that I'm listening / concentrating on their words even if I'm not looking at them. hell I'm nearly 40 and I still got this far, I've held down my current job for well over a decade... I'm just a bit of an awkward fucker, it's fine)
Honestly if I was in this universe. I’d just go outside and embrace the virus. I wouldn’t care if I turned anymore. I’d let my family and pets leave too for them to meet the same fate. Humanity clearly can’t turn back from this kind of thing.
7:53 Ah, that's an unfortunate typo. They put "recording on August 5th, 1988," when the "as of" is referencing _1998._ And then they wait at least 8 years before the first part? Because the CW was only founded January 24, 2006 and launched in the fall of that year
Hopefully people's souls aren't affected or I'd not only be out of business, but a husk. Wow, I made a double pun without even meaning two. DAMNIT! That's three puns in one sentence!
The problem with Autism in people like myself is that our brand comes with either zero eye contact or piercing, skin crawling, uncontrollable staring into your pupils😅
See no evil (make no eye contact).
Speak no evil (do not breathe the gas).
Hear no evil (don't listen to the birds).
Do no evil (do not consume food/ water).
Live no evil (perish).
Perfect.
That's a good survival guide for the Medusa virus.
what's weird to me about the human obsession with eye contact is that in literally every other social mammal species, at least that i know of, sustained eye contact is considered rude, defiant and threatening. if you were a dog or a monkey or whatever the fuck else, walking around staring everyone you meet in the eyes would be like flipping everyone the bird and you'd get your fucking ass kicked. so where did humans develop this trait of NEEDING eye contact to NOT feel offended?
but if you dont look at people's eyes, you'd be seen as rude either way. us autistics are just lost atp lol
same reason why human eye contact is polite but staring isn't even though its just the same thing but with intense fixation or prolongation
i once worked with somebody who got really mad at me because i would not keep prolonged eye contact as she spoke. it's really weird, how adamant some people are about that, lol.
So wait how does it work? I mean like couldn't you just wear sunglasses because looking through the lense wouldn't techincally be eye contact and they can't see your eyes? And also this is a nice concept but it makes no sense how do you get infected by looking at something and if their eyes explode how would you techincally be looking at someone and what do they even do once that happens they just walk around blind or something? It makes no sense
It's not a human thing, it's white people being weird again. A whole bunch of cultures find it rude and/or threatening. I grew up in Alaska, and that was some of the first cross-cultural competency stuff white teachers would get: Don't insist on the Native kids looking you in the eye, in traditional culture it's very impolite for them to do so.
This is just that analogue horror that keeps amping itself until there is literally no hope of winning. The handicaps keep going up until its just hopeless.
And become pointless in and on itself, if its cosmic horro its kinda fun because thats the point of cosmic horror, you dont win, you survive AT BEST
It's funny seeing a 50s-60s emergency broadcast style, and then noticing the National Broadcast List includes the goddamn _CW_
Baz's humour is literally perfect, also eye contact virus is terrifying I accidentally always look people in the eye especially while spacing out
Thank God I always look at people's forehead instead
ever had someone looking in your direction/ at something close to you, you can see them in your peripheral vision and feel like they're watching you, so you turn to them, realize they were looking past you/around you, then you two make eye contact? happened to me a few times, DAMN it was embarrassing.
@@potatodude5327 literally
my biggest fear is direct eye conatct , i think some will survivie i think
@@UGLYFORBRAINS More than likely
10:01 bro just does the most sick beat and does not elaborate
Thanks for watching guys!
absolutely amazing series man! would love to see more like this
@@ex0stenc3 stop acting pregnant
@@thebreaddealer4942 what
@@ex0stenc3same
@@thebreaddealer4942huh lol
Imagine being infected on like, a long public ride and finding out that you can't be outside
Blind people be immune 😂
**virus mutates** well crap
I'm not normally like this but I like how someone's watching it with me and narrating it, it makes me feel less alone lol
I've definitely gotten better making eye contact as I've gotten older, but I still can't maintain it for long periods without breaking. It just feels weird 😂
Ikr same 😂
@@durratulaishah3703 @amandaredd3057 That’s literally everybody. Everybody with a normal functioning brain is like this lol holding eye contact is seen as bizarre. It’s natural to break away your line of sight often during conversation.
Hearing Baz laugh at his own jokes makes my day
I think the reason the dates are messed up (if it’s not human error) is because the devices time settings never had that option. For example, I have a pretty old camera from around 20 years ago that I use for photography, and no matter what date I set it to, it will revert to 2001. This could suggest that scientists are desperately trying to use any tools they have to help a cure be developed. Including very old ones.
9:50 lol your right Baz
Instead of looking in someone's eyes and it being love at first sight its death at first sight
I was terrified until he just muttered out “you just see it’s a discord mod just farting out orange gas” I can’t take the rest of the video seriously 😂
Yeah😂
What's funny about this is a couple months ago I actually started drafting a book idea thats extremely similar, because it also features a virus spread through eye contact, except in my story it turns people into wretched dog creatures, and also in my case it was based on a dream that I had.
Technically you can still do it and explain why it’s not a copy of this. No one is gonna stop you unless the creator of the Medusa Virus gets pissed.
Pregnant
@@OzonialLayeringstone Olens
Baz saying (or appearing to say) "help me jesus" to a squishy seal is just what I needed today
4:12 "the social anxiety virus" that summed up my previous comment so much more nicely lmao
7:05 WAS that the sus face.
LOL @23:00 I love the abrupt bluntness of this statement, as well as the accuracy. I myself as an American don't have a gun, but I agree with the Baz option
The Blind + deaf before : Why , I just want to be normal people
The Blind + deaf after : 🗿🍷
Gangster until they breath in air
@@altaccount9226 Dead People After : 🗿🍷
my ♾️ ass unable to maintain eye contact is op in this series
AY HE BROUGHT IT UP LMAO
i love the silly little seal on baz's bed, its so :3
It would be quite the pleasent virus to be around for me.
I wouldn't really be affected since I have Autism, Aspergers to be exact.
I hate eye contact and always try to avoid it since it makes me feel uneasily. Looking someone directly imto the eyes.
This isn't going to make it easier also 😅😂
I tune in for the content you review, but I stick around for your outtakes Baz. Never change lol
Happy you saw the recommendation I linked for the Medusa Virus, love your videos and keep up the great work.💛
The creator also deserves some love too.
Those bird screeches actual DID have an effect on my ability to process sound. Not fun, but effective.
12:20
Dr.marshall is the reason why i almost threw up while laughing at his voice
I was peacefully chewing my cereal then baz made a joke then randomly i started coughing and chocking and almost threw up😂😭
The problem is if looking through a camera would protect you then so would sunglasses as long as you don't make direct eye contact so having a semi translucent barrier in front of your eyes for example
Although how the eyeball exploding would spread the virus the problem is is technically looking at a piece of their eyeballs making eye contact which makes the ground dangerous to look at as well
Baz is literally the goat. Just got out of a shit stats class and I open right when he posts a 35 minute video. I'm eating good today
Also the jumpscare at 16:40 made me want to remove my skin 👍
Edit: lol i'm talking about the discord mod impression
First of all, stats class? Yikes! Second of all, thanks for the jump scare warning 😂
can I help out?
bro there was no jumpscare
@@TheBroGamer14082 lol i was talking about the discord mod impression
@@MarsBarzzzz ah ok my b
You say that Smile Tapes was worse but let me remind you that some aliens or something completely nuked it, so humanity got to live on
Thats because the author wanted to end it due to mental reasons and that somewhat forced it to be a good ending
Oh yeah thats just a future gamer right there! Hes gotta get home before that comp starts 😂
8:28 Baz, this is a VHS tape. This means that this was in the 80s or 90s. This also means people don’t have phones because they don’t exist yet
All that is left for the virus to take is taste and touch, and then this is gonna become Gateway to the Mind type stuff
31:33: At this point, just move to Mars, or out of the Solar System.
12:20
Someone dies
Baz: *laughs*
It's probably great to be a gamer in this analog horror universe during the early phases of the virus, because you'll be mostly indoors anyway. But during the later phases, no one is safe. Can't even breathe in your own damn home without risk of contracting the Medusa virus, but at that point, just end me.
14:28
Yes, im asthmatic, i was doing that already. What ELSE do i have to--
Well, I'm already nearly deaf, so just taking out my hearing aids is the easiest option
7:37 "That posture, this man games"
XD
Speak no evil….hear no evil……See No Evil.
Ahhh that makes sense
It’s all coming together now
bro imagine trying to do all that while buying stuff in a wall mart like you can't see people you can't smell things and you can't hear thing ethier
22:34 wait until he finds out about Louisiana in the vintage 8 universe
Idk. Every time I make eye contact with this man, I feel like it's going to be a nice day.
Speaking of looking in the eye, that seal pillow sees every sin I've committed and is judging me....
I can see baz is trying new thumbnails, looks 10x better
Also who the hell started playing plague inc
Idk
Eye contact?
Hah.
As an introvert I'm immune.
Is anybody else gonna avoid the fact that he has a cute seal pillow 🦭
For some reason I always come back to this video to watch at night every day I just find it sooo interesting a worldwide disaster 😭
27:19 I CHOKED ON MY WATER. I don't think I've heard anyone use that expression.
13:40 bro the fact that i thought the narrator said "assholes" really got me out of the spooky vibe lol
Whenever i hear 'stone cold' i immediately think of glass shattering and beer
11:49 Baz didn't notice the pair of eyes pop up
16:40 "Don't ever do that again ryan!, widdewally."
7:24 That guy looks like Cyraxx when he was walking to court, lol
27:43 That was TERRIFYING!!!
the bendy sound effect goes HARD 🔥🔥
This video is what I needed today, you crack me up 😂
16:30 I was fully expecting Scp-096 to randomly appear lmao
Pregnant
So I think the reddit story he is reffering to is a arg called the sun vanished. No one goes blind but its alot like what he described
Perfect universe to test pepper spray
Finally, my discomfort with eye contact and socialising (part of my Autism, though not every Autistic person struggles with eye contact) comes as a WIN.
...OK so watching the full video, I'd be fucked. I'm already asthmatic and don't have AC as it is 😂
"The social anxiety virus " hahahahahha
**a virus that has no vaccine for it and can infect eyes, lungs, ears, and food**
Baz: *just kill me already*
See this is the sort of thing that makes me, as a person very uncomfortable with eye contact, feel vindicated 😂
(honestly, I'm not defending it, if I HAVE to I can do it.. but I can't concentrate on listening to a person while I'm looking at their eyes. most ppl that come to know me realise that I'm listening / concentrating on their words even if I'm not looking at them. hell I'm nearly 40 and I still got this far, I've held down my current job for well over a decade... I'm just a bit of an awkward fucker, it's fine)
The only way to survive this is: A survival underground bunker with steel walls, impenetrable by the virus gas.
That seal in the background looks absolutely offended
If this actually exsisted, human race would go from 8,000,00 to 0 of how fast you can get this
POV: an analog horror but every single horror lives in one world
19:21 is just a colony or a pack of rooks and western jackdaws but the audio is just a bit fuzzy
Great video❤
Honestly if I was in this universe. I’d just go outside and embrace the virus. I wouldn’t care if I turned anymore. I’d let my family and pets leave too for them to meet the same fate. Humanity clearly can’t turn back from this kind of thing.
7:53 Ah, that's an unfortunate typo. They put "recording on August 5th, 1988," when the "as of" is referencing _1998._
And then they wait at least 8 years before the first part? Because the CW was only founded January 24, 2006 and launched in the fall of that year
I’d be fine, I never make eye contact cuz I stare into peoples souls when I do
I LOVE THAT SONG!! 4:30
I swear looking at this shit at like 3 in the night is not healthy for me like now im so terified from looking in the eyes of peaple and breathing 💀
Hopefully people's souls aren't affected or I'd not only be out of business, but a husk. Wow, I made a double pun without even meaning two. DAMNIT! That's three puns in one sentence!
My hungry ass couldn’t survive a week with the Medusa virus.
Joke's on you! I have social anxiety and don't look anyone in the eye!
i thought this video was about miguel from jaden wiliams
The problem with Autism in people like myself is that our brand comes with either zero eye contact or piercing, skin crawling, uncontrollable staring into your pupils😅
9:46 can confirm, I'd be living my best life. (I do have autism :3)
Me too dude!
ive seen so many "autistic people will be fine" jokes and its amazing
“Look at this Mango” Baz 2023
0:00 lol i though that backround music was that one astroworld song haha 😂
Looks like Slender Man just got an upgrade
Btw baz the eyes exploding happens in later stages it spreads before the eyes explodes
Hello Baz hope you're doing okay, thanks for the new vid!
15:53 imagine having asthma...
21:10 feel good ass laugh in the back ground
THE VOICES THE VOICES THEY WONT STOP
The viris the introverts have been waiting for!!
Blind people: we're immune to the virus 🤓🤓
* virus mutated * Blind people: oh sh -
*SAXTON HALE GAMING*
Hi Saxton
@@DisassemblyDrone5260Hello drone
I'm definitely gonna have nightmares
It would be a great day for me to have horrible eyes and severe social issues
Hellen Keller was doing just fine till they said don't go outside.
Heyo! I actually did a voice role in Stone Cold 4. I was Martin Hart
Just put on a pumpkin with holes for the eyes, it'll be fine bro
as an autistic person i think this would be one of the easiest one of these analogue horror viruses to survive
(27:41) bro said 😳
YOO THE PLUSHIE IN THE BACK I GOT THE SAME ONE
I’m looking at the seal on your bed
i'd be fine because i dont go outside
8:38 oh yes, their iPhones in the 90s I remember when I had my iPhone in the 90s everyone was like what the fuck is that thing