What Are The Most Thought Provoking Questions!?
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"if i were a car, i would have life insurance." - jared dines 2019
I'm so happy Austin was put in charge of your sponsorship ads. 🤣
He's so good at it! 😂
Makes ads enjoyable
This is the highest conversation I've heard between two sober dudes
Why is Austin so good at sponsors? He genuinely makes them entertaining
Misfitzy Edits yooo much appreciated! I hate watching adds myself so I figure If it’s part of the job let’s make it fun! Thank you for watching you are appreciated :)
Do crabs think fish can fly?
That sounds like a question you would asked if you’re really stoned.
wow
I'm a crab. And fish can fly.
Therefore, do fish think that when they jump out of the water, they are swimming? Because they are holding their breath?
Crabs can swim though.
Professor X
CANT MOVE THINGS WITH HIS MIND
He's able to read and control minds not objects
Honest question, if he can control minds why can't he control his mind to make his legs work?
@@relyksdjoser6429 That's not how being crippeled works! It's a physical, not a mental issue.
@@gaborszepesi6299 yeah no shit, brain sends signals through the nerves to the legs which is how it normally works. He cant move his legs cause he cant send the signals through the nerves to his legs because of whatever reason (I dont know the specific medical reason he cant walk)
That fuck someone said this, idk why ppl think we can move stuff with his mind
@the guy cake professor x can make people do things they normally couldn't normally. My question was intended to find out if he could force his own brain to do things it normally couldn't, like repair those nerves. No fucking shit we all have mind control over our own brains. And to answer your paraplegic question they dont have enhanced mental powers to try
The kombucha mushroom people sitting around all day
WHO CAN BELIEVE YOU
WHO CAN BELIEVE YOU!
Let your mother prayyyy
SUGGGAAAARRRRR
It is 6 in the morning right now and I'm trying my hardest not to laugh my ass off right now at this thread 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I could watch a 10 hour long video of jared telling austin to " drink some booch" and have it be just as wholesome as the first time I've seen it
Jared: "Ha-ha-ha, clever question!"
He says sarcasticly....
And then continues to debate with Austin weather or not Lightning McQueen has life endurance or car endurance for 2 and a half minutes.
@K. Dalke it's called a typo. *insurance
@@summer_ray_photography no, you're just a moron
@@summer_ray_photography how do you figure you being a moron hurts my feelings?
@@jnws30 well, that statement alone proves which one of us is the moron...
@@summer_ray_photography so you are finally admitting it. Cool
HOWS AUSTINS GUITAR PLAYING MY GUY
CONFUSING NEEDS PUNCTUATION
Yngwie Malmsteen ain't shit compared to him now
@@fromtimesinkingdoms9144 yngwie ain't shit compared to anyone
My uncle was born deaf, he says he's just sees what he thinks. It's like an audible sight almost, if that makes sense
Next question: do deaf people talk to themselves using sign language like hearing people talk to themselves out loud sometimes? Ask your uncle, if you don't mind. I'm curious.
@@thenotsoguitarguy9429 i feel like that would get in the way alot like there tryna take a drink but are thinking real hard about something and just abruptly through the cup whilst signing to themselves
What language does he think in????
@@johannas8284 he doesn't think in a language. You can do the same, it just takes a lot of focus. You just think without the voice.
@@thenotsoguitarguy9429 I've never seen him do it
11:41 - "The word 'there'... You can say it in, like, 500 different ways..."
I can think of like 3
Tom Lees there’s there their they’re that’s all
@@johannas8284 thar? if we're talking pirate talk lol
I thought he said Bear
“What has my life become, why am I standing here staring at a snare drum, am I just a mask, have I become the mask, is it still okay for adults to eat flinstones gummies?”
@@michaelczesnozki1671 it's Chris not Craig sorry I'm a slipknot snob
😄 I remember that one! And, my niece left her vitamins here the last time she visited. I've been finishing them for her! So, it's ok, in my book!
Where’s my burrito I ordered two hours ago
@@pomhbnhbfjk7597 mega oof. I'm a Slipknot snop as well and I confused the DJ for the snare drummer. Oof
@@michaelczesnozki1671 boy sid is the dj Craig is sound sampling on the keyboard
"There's Riley Reid"
Ooh Jared, you've been a naughty boi
Highly recommend lmao
8:21 jared’s face: “when you find a band you really like and find out they broke apart 5 years ago
8:00 that was answered in Days In Future Past.
His disability amplified his powers, so if he's able to walk again his powers get reduced.
13:37 in our buses, there's a button hidden somewhere at the front of the buses, the driver has to open the lid and press it.
In the cars universe, life insurance and car insurance are the same.
At last, a proper solution to this question
Yeah, basically. They never would have needed car and life insurance to be seperate in that world. They're living cars.
Professor X can’t move objects with his mind though. He has telepathy not telekinesis
It really depends on the persons level of deafness and if they wear hearing aids and if they have had speech therapy and can speak with there voice.
If you put noise canceling head phone with music all the way up and talk to yourself you can kinda hear what it’s like.
Nice! Kombucha is awesome!! Love it!!!
Mirrors trap the souls of all who look into them...
6:18 they killed it and in the same key they are singing and its amazing !!!!!
And, dammit, Jared! Austin's right! Pickly IS a personality, or, at least a mood! I knew EXACTLY what he meant!
The buss have like a key hole on the outside off the buss or like in the hood or somthing that closes the door!
"Save up to $700 a year by bundling car and life insurance. Kaaaaachow!"
As much as I love these types of videos...we need more food challenges/other challenges and games. Miss those videos
I miss the food challenges, too! Why the hell is it so funny to watch them flail and gag? What does that say about ME?
You guys are awsome
Personality of vinegar-
•smells kinda gross
•salty as hell
•only certain crazy people love the flavor
I love the brotherhood song in the background ❤ absolutely one of my favorites
The DickeyDines show is just metal Good Mythical Morning
This is WAY different actually
Funny thing is that I do listen to Joe Rogen podcasts. Not always the best, but sometimes those are good to listen to.
I like Joe Rogan! My husband got me into him!
Dudes I fucking LOVE that you're making ads into skits. They kill me every time 😂
Is it only me that pour the milk first, then cereal THEN the bowl
Yes. Yes you are
Nope. I always thought that doing this prevented the cereals from sogging too fast
I eat the cereal dry, pour the milk on the floor, and put the bowl on my head! Who else is with me?
Cereal enemas are quicker, healthier and more fun than eating cereal the old fashioned way {with your mouth}. Yuck, so many germs in one's mouth
Cursed. What if you put too much milk in
5:19 I laughed so hard idk why, I mean, it's such a great mind-blowing question really. *hits blunt*
Tucking love you guys
Do another dining with Dickey
I love all of these sponcerd video's
The universe isn't actually infinite, it's just infinitely expanding, huge difference.
I need to know what the hell the “Elmo breakdown” is that you guys talked about during a story gaming 😂 it’s never been answered PLEASE... btw great video!
Jessica Jemison yeah i would love to know too haha 😅😂
“Are you ready to RUMBLE?” Funny you should mention that since the royal rumble is tomorrow
The bus question, my stepdad used to be a busdriver, and he brought me along some all day tours. The busdriver closes the door from the outside once he is done, there is a button hidden somewhere on the bus that closes the door.
How tf am I just seeing this channel lol this is the best!
So much shade at Austin's Grandma @ 17:59 😂
I think what they meant by washing yout feet was the fact that you stand in soapy water so is that washing your feet
As I was watching the fire truck part two fire trucks stopped in front of my house to fill up the water tanks in the lake. Very cool haha. It's a small town at 3 am, pretty cool co-incidence.
Great video
Lightning McQueen would have life and car insurance. Life for himself, and car insurance for any accidents he gets in. Ker Choo
I don’t know if this is the case with every bus, but in Poland, public busses have a switch hidden behind the right front lamp that is on hinges so that’s how bus drivers close the door.
The brotherhood pt. 6 as the background music... talk about a throwback..
I legit have non-alcoholic liver disease. 10/10 video. Watched while shitting my guts out.
That ad was everything. I didn’t know what was happening at first.
This ad really gets me because I actually do have non-alcoholic liver disease lol
Them signing fall out boy made me laugh so hard I cried lmao
DO ANOTHER DINING WITH DICKEY OR I WILL TELL WAR ROBOTS
"You would be half a nazi symbol" that had me dying xD
I've seen it happen, buses have a button or key hole on the outside of the door that drivers use to close the door.
Professor X doesn’t move objects with his mind. He can read thoughts and control peoples minds.
When a blind person dreams, it's like you are awake. Personally, my dreams are really weird and sometimes I wake up and relize they aren't. Also, I see people that are dead or are going to die. A good example: it was a few years before I would graduate from high school. I had a weird dream that it was the future and I had my grad party. Well, my old and retired TVI (teacher of the visually impaired) was there. I remember my mom telling me he was at the party. She told me he was in a wheelchair, he could still speak though. We talked for awhile and then he left. It was the next day and I was at school. My new TVI, who was also retiring told me that she had bad news. She told me it was about him. I asked if he had left, she said yes! It was weird. I also had a dream that I was in Hell and every time I moved, a bush would jump out and burn me. I had to fight Satan, I remember him being shaped like a human, but with snake skin. I also pulled his dick off and beat him with my bare hands. I came back to earth. I can't see in my dreams at all.
There’s an answer to the bus thing. There’s a button under the front grill vent of the bus that opens and closes the bus door. 👍🏾
I have a big bus station in my town so i see it done all the time.
I honestly didn’t see Austin’s facial hair until the camera zoomed in 😂
If you're born deaf then when you're learning how to read do you just remember what words look like and know what they mean based on looks? Cuz how're you going to communicate sound to letters with no hearing?
Jared gave such "fuck you" answers with the car insurance questions 😂
Being a bus driver I can answer the bus door one. With the buses I drive, The doors are engaged with air pressure. When the driver is done with the route, He flips a switch to release the air from the door so he can manually close it from the outside.
That last one fuckin killed me. Can't stop laughing
when you pour the milk first you can take the bag of cereals with you and keep adding it after you finished the portion. this way you can have the same milk-cereals ratio on your spoon for the time of eating and you wont end up with milk only or cereals only in your bowl.
That's a lot of cereal though
I never thought of it that way! Ha!
Or just pour your cereal in, followed by the milk. The instant your cereal rises, that’s the amount you need.
Freaking Austin 😂😂😂😂 you're hilarious!
12:18-12:24 😂😂😂
Austin...
I love you so much for having that OAA Hansha shirt. 😭😭😭
13:00 that was very thought-provoking indeed.
You got the big-boy Humm. I’m jealous.
someone needs to make an out of context compilation for this show
Jared always showing off his fancy drinks
Dude you guys are my inspiration
most busses have an outside switch that you put the key in and you can open and close it from outside
For the car insurance or life insurance question, think of it in a different way. Do I have human insurance? No, I have life insurance.
Yes, I actually thought about this question for a moment lol
About that bus driver question....
Where I come from, bus drivers open a little latch on the front doors side using a key, then push a button and the door closes...
What sort of antique buses are you riding?? xD
13:36 there's actually a button under the bus, but I think you have to use a key to operate it
Lightning McQueen would have an extended warranty. They keep calling me not realizing I'm not pixarian
well with the professor X thing, in one of the story arcs it is the psychic ability that causes his paralysis, and in that story arc his ability was removed and he was in fact able to walk. as for the English language thing, "The English language is complicated, it's that simple."
Ya bois uploading
YEEEEEEE
13:37 there is a handle on the outside as well
15:29 well the only reason we think through a language is because we put certain sounds to a concept but the concept itself can be perceived without a name for it
For the bus driver question, I think they have a door switch hidden underneath the bus, above the tire. At least that's what a friend told me, and his dad works as a bus driver
I hope Milk First Cereal videos become a DickeyDines meme and everyone just makes videos of them preparing cereal like this.
Jared Dines Insurance.
Is that insurance ON Jared Dines, or is he selling it?
Nora Ness 😂😂😂
Nora Ness hahaha both!
Nora Ness insurance that is required on your Jared Dines.
@@BleedDuke Because it's a little too easy for me to picture him on a business card, in a dorky cardigan...
Waldo question: I think they make a rough sketch first so they will know where to put him, and then just draw him in whenever they get to the place on the paper where he is located.
PROFESSOR X DOESNT MOVE THINGS WITH HIS MIND
Answer about the bus driver question:
The doors have a small handle on the inside of the door that can be pulled on to open the door from the outside, and I think that there is a lever release. I know this because my grandfather was a bus driver.
Lol I can’t believe they got fooled by the bus driver question 😂
Professor X doesn't have telekinesis, he only can read minds.
You chads
14:39 Yeah!
The insurance thing for lighting McQueen would depend on if it was full coverage or liability. The liability insurance would be more like health insurance and the full coverage would be life insurance.
😂Awesome!
I just roll my foot over the bar of soap every time
Now that i watched a lot of FILM THEORISTS video i would say Mcqueen has life insurance.
I feel like for people who are able to hear we think in our language not in anyother language that we havent learned then there language being sign language they would think in it like a form of visual audiation
You guys should do podcasts. I'd fucking love to listen to this while I'm driving for Lyft and Uber!
12:01 “And there’s Riley Reid”😂😂
Also, the official term is "fire engine". Fire trucks carry equipment, personnel, and supplies, as well as the mechanical ladder they control from the bottom (all different from a rescue truck, which carries specialty equipment). Fire engines are the ones that carry water, hoses, and sometimes manual ladders.
that one about the deaf baby honestly got me fucked up
For the Waldo thing, I think they digitally draw all the characters and dump them on the page, regardless of order
“The bellybutton fizz, the little bellybutton flums”
But he can’t move objects with his mind though
Martin Harvey-Olson I'm glad I'm not the only one who wanted to point that out.
@@NeroTarded It's a common misconception that Professor Xavier has telekinesis.
Jean Grey has Telekinesis AND Telepathy
Xavier ONLY has Telepathy
DoktorDare I am aware.
@@NeroTarded I'm just agreeing with you. friend :)