The Grand Tour Season 3 Funny Moments

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  • @dtmhncot1196
    @dtmhncot1196  4 роки тому +674

    Season 2 Funny Moments: ua-cam.com/video/EPy0q0hqSxI/v-deo.html
    Season 1 Funny Moments: ua-cam.com/video/OR7Xn6o-kGk/v-deo.html

    • @dwevin
      @dwevin 4 роки тому +13

      hi

    • @skandiii6868
      @skandiii6868 3 роки тому +4

      P

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 3 роки тому +2

      The stalin's house bit is so goddamn funny hahaha
      And "Nigel mansell" Stalin head hahahah
      It's the funniest ww2 comedy bit I've seen besides RLMs review of new trek talking about the Russians curbstomping the nazis as they threw little boys at em

    • @HERACULUS-yk7zn
      @HERACULUS-yk7zn 3 роки тому +1

      Φ ua-cam.com/video/WxYH5CXbpYA/v-deo.html

    • @kitsune7047
      @kitsune7047 3 роки тому +1

      0

  • @arthurdavie6508
    @arthurdavie6508 4 роки тому +18273

    i find it amazing how jeremy and james aged whilst hammond became italian

    • @Jan-mu6vs
      @Jan-mu6vs 3 роки тому +1596

      And just like an Italian claims not to know about hair dye

    • @netherrack58
      @netherrack58 3 роки тому +362

      Can confirm, I'm Italian

    • @victorvandillen5297
      @victorvandillen5297 3 роки тому +616

      Hammond is the only non smoker 🤔🤣🤣🤣

    • @sj6127
      @sj6127 3 роки тому +20

      Funny guy 👦

    • @mattfaulk8724
      @mattfaulk8724 3 роки тому +12

      LMAO #facts

  • @kob6912
    @kob6912 3 роки тому +10460

    "You buy food, you don't grow it. That's a farmer's job"
    -Jeremy Clarkson, who lives on a farm

    • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
      @user-ns3vs3bp3e 3 роки тому +475

      And has a farm shop where he sells food grown on said farm

    • @nasseral785
      @nasseral785 3 роки тому +105

      But he's not in a city

    • @razagan1343
      @razagan1343 3 роки тому +80

      He is sometimes a bit daft. With bit being in very thick air quotes.

    • @colbysteffens2976
      @colbysteffens2976 3 роки тому +28

      And destroyed a farm
      Cough cough Farmkana cough cough

    • @RWoody1995
      @RWoody1995 3 роки тому +85

      Only reinforces his point though, he wanted to grow food and instead of start an allotment he became an actual farmer :P

  • @rhino9372
    @rhino9372 4 роки тому +5112

    The “I broke stalins house, I’m going to the gulag!” had me dyin dude!! 😂

  • @northernzeus768
    @northernzeus768 2 роки тому +530

    Over the years…Jeremy has become a stomach with legs, James turned into a handsome Lesbian and Richard has morphed into Al Pachino.
    What genius show. My favorite of all time across all genres.

    • @SimsandThings
      @SimsandThings 4 місяці тому +24

      You're analysis of Jezz, Dick, and Jim's aging has me in stitchs!!

  • @christiankasadelis9695
    @christiankasadelis9695 3 роки тому +2963

    1:07 James: “Which seat do they put in as standard?” One of his best jokes

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 3 роки тому +6

      Ikr

    • @geeke3
      @geeke3 3 роки тому +13

      I don’t get that joke

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 3 роки тому +73

      @@geeke3
      Too bad, I ain’t ruining it by explaining it

    • @mataskart9894
      @mataskart9894 3 роки тому +101

      @@geeke3 think he's joking that the single seat wouldn't be the driver's seat, but I really didn't get which one for it to be so funny.

    • @edbo10
      @edbo10 3 роки тому +167

      ​@@geeke3 it's just poking fun at how cheap it sounds to take out all but one seat
      the srt demon is meant to be a (very) high performance limited production model though, the seats are removed to reduce weight. A lot of people don't realise just how huge of an influence weight is on a car's performance until they get gapped by some little shitbox hatchback because it weighs less than a tonne.

  • @ianbartlett9266
    @ianbartlett9266 4 роки тому +6432

    The new top gear cant hold a candle to these 3 natural clowns.

    • @samyeomans6710
      @samyeomans6710 4 роки тому +186

      Correct! I saw 1 new episode and decided not to watch any more

    • @ianbartlett9266
      @ianbartlett9266 4 роки тому +279

      @@samyeomans6710 I think when you get that illusive chemistry like these three clowns its practically impossible to mimic,no disrespect to Paddy and the boys but theyre just trying too hard.

    • @vusisizwesibisi1780
      @vusisizwesibisi1780 4 роки тому +76

      We should strike and all stop watching the new top gear in the hopes that the views will get so low that BBC begs these Meisters to come back and then we all start watching it again

    • @MrNewVegas101
      @MrNewVegas101 4 роки тому +32

      I'm sure I'll get Crucified for saying this but I Like The new Top Gear cast and I'm still Loving the OG cast in The GT so it's a win win for me 😁👌

    • @theJapanesegingerninja-fh1kz
      @theJapanesegingerninja-fh1kz 4 роки тому +5

      The new top gear has been very very good...spoke to a few people who had stopped watching it since these 3 left and now they are back on it....

  • @emanuelepoma9046
    @emanuelepoma9046 4 роки тому +3296

    Jeremy: "I've got a more powerful engine than yours"
    James:"What's the use of it?"
    Jeremy:"speed and powa"

    • @scalesandwich7923
      @scalesandwich7923 4 роки тому +19

      Jeremy: “The Fast One”
      James: “ The Slow One”
      Richard: “The Crash One”

    • @a-10warthog8
      @a-10warthog8 3 роки тому +13

      MOPOWA BABY

    • @colbysteffens2976
      @colbysteffens2976 3 роки тому +7

      Famous words from a very good man once said POWAAAA!!!!’

    • @raghavkapoor3227
      @raghavkapoor3227 2 роки тому +1

      period

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 2 роки тому +1

      @@scalesandwich7923 I'm actually S-L-O-W-E-R than James, if that's possible.

  • @jameswest6232
    @jameswest6232 3 роки тому +3594

    Clarkson: "Don't grow vegetables, that's a farmer's job"
    Also Clarkson: owns a farm and made a show on Amazon farming it

    • @korumann
      @korumann 3 роки тому +80

      Still doesn't change his point, keep farming in farms

    • @freanco7367
      @freanco7367 3 роки тому +9

      well he is

    • @paladinsmith7050
      @paladinsmith7050 3 роки тому +90

      @@korumann Growing food at home is one of the smartest things someone can do with the current state of the world.

    • @totallynoteverything1.
      @totallynoteverything1. 2 роки тому

      @@paladinsmith7050 until you got shot for your goods by wasteland pirates

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 2 роки тому +1

      Don't take the farmers jobs, they have it hard enough as is.

  • @Slemoster
    @Slemoster 2 роки тому +859

    I just love how everyone cringes whenever Hammond involves himself in a race. They got like 4 fire crews and a medical helicopter on standby just for him.

    • @jonathangallegos3453
      @jonathangallegos3453 2 роки тому +18

      You crash a car once...

    • @razenoid1554
      @razenoid1554 2 роки тому +37

      @@jonathangallegos3453 I mean in one if the episodes he talked about all his crashes and even as a teen I think he ended up writing off half a dozen cars and atleast 4 motorcycles
      So preparing for him to crash a car is not really a bad idea

    • @darcyedward6325
      @darcyedward6325 Рік тому

      It’s not just for him buddy

    • @scottmulholland1329
      @scottmulholland1329 5 місяців тому +1

      I do love how he’s such a good sport with it all though….especially when you consider the horrific nature of a couple of those crashes. Surely you saw what he did to that $2 Million Rimac on that hill climb in Switzerland? The one where he went flying off a twisty mountain road down onto a Swiss Valley? He just barely escaped from that Rimac bonfire! That was truly an horrific crash! Or how about his 280 mph crash in the Vampire Jet Car that put him in a coma?

  • @kaidenshepard8446
    @kaidenshepard8446 3 роки тому +883

    What I found amusing most was James throws a rock at Clarksons windscrean and it does some visible damage, when Clarkson does the same to James' rear windscrean it just bounces off.

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 2 роки тому +43

      I guess having a cheap Plastic windscreen pays

    • @Vicus_of_Utrecht
      @Vicus_of_Utrecht Рік тому +3

      Ha, never noticed and have seen that clip many times

    • @TJSaw
      @TJSaw 9 місяців тому +11

      Jeremy’s throw was like that of an old woman’s 😂

    • @abasiczombie.
      @abasiczombie. 5 місяців тому +2

      And then he gets super mad when Hammond backs into him but it was funny when he hit James’s car 🤣

  • @theninethrees8044
    @theninethrees8044 4 роки тому +7995

    Jeremy: “The Fast One”
    James: “ The Slow One”
    Richard: “The Crash One”

    • @dylan__dog
      @dylan__dog 4 роки тому +203

      Jeremy - POWERRRR
      Richard - Manlet
      James - COCK

    • @GREENHOUSE_LIGHTSHOW
      @GREENHOUSE_LIGHTSHOW 4 роки тому +215

      Jeremy - HAMMOND!
      James - CLARKSON!
      Richard - 0_0

    • @PlinkyVR
      @PlinkyVR 4 роки тому +111

      Hammond is both, he's fast then suddenly slow af

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 4 роки тому +54

      Stig: the -REDACTED-

    • @PlinkyVR
      @PlinkyVR 4 роки тому +20

      @@richardendresz161 the men in suits will be at your door in 2 minutes get running

  • @youraveragescotsman7119
    @youraveragescotsman7119 4 роки тому +3363

    "Who turns a city into a vegetable garden."
    *Britain in WWI coughs in the distance-*

    • @willarmstrong3282
      @willarmstrong3282 4 роки тому +129

      britain in both wars

    • @jeffbruh3253
      @jeffbruh3253 4 роки тому +33

      That profile picture is incredibly cursed

    • @abrahammcdermett3624
      @abrahammcdermett3624 4 роки тому +31

      18:22 When they give Jeremy lines of cocaine in the car, “no not now, that’s inappropriate” 😂

    • @caolanmorrow1384
      @caolanmorrow1384 3 роки тому

      @@jeffbruh3253 😂😂
      I get you 🙏😂😂

    • @LL15onTT
      @LL15onTT 3 роки тому +7

      The reason Britain is coughing is because of the mustard gas

  • @mattolson7146
    @mattolson7146 4 роки тому +1937

    9:10 That whole exchange seemed genuine. They were both pissed.

    • @Willy3515
      @Willy3515 4 роки тому +284

      They really were all pissed with each other at that moment

    • @vmm_repairs
      @vmm_repairs 3 роки тому +61

      Use youre mirors

    • @limeguy36
      @limeguy36 3 роки тому +299

      I think hammond did it on purpose to stop them from actually fighting.

    • @KoinzellGaming
      @KoinzellGaming 3 роки тому +277

      Just to clarify that they were all feeling like shit due to the crazy weather (humidity and heat). They did confirm that they felt like killing each other at the time.

    • @RaptorJesus
      @RaptorJesus 3 роки тому +177

      I'd argue that's how you can tell they're all genuine friends: they all allowed one act of violence. The rock, the rock thrown back, and then Hammond coming in to break the tension the only way he knows how. It's kinda' beautiful.

  • @adamelbassimi4647
    @adamelbassimi4647 3 роки тому +808

    23:48 "These are not actually Angelina's children's, these are more cheaper"
    Jeremy has got me there! 😂😂😂

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 2 роки тому +53

      Those name. Cardboard, Satisfied Customer, Goat, Dislocated Elbow, *Cluck* and Voxol. Lovely.

    • @askeladd8850
      @askeladd8850 2 роки тому +30

      @@dr.bright6272 Vauxhall*

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 2 роки тому

      Not as cheap as his OWN goddamned children, I bet.

  • @girlygamer12988
    @girlygamer12988 3 роки тому +530

    “Only one seat comes as standard”
    “Which one?”
    Best. Moment. Ever.

    • @eddietherev
      @eddietherev 3 роки тому +5

      I don't understand

    • @Anonymous-vv4ds
      @Anonymous-vv4ds 3 роки тому +23

      @@eddietherev Hammond said it comes with one seat as standard so May asks which seat is standard ( meaning whether its the left hand side seat i.e drivers seat or the right hand side seat i.e passenger seat) which is hilarious since whats the point of a passenger without a driver.

    • @brettsgamingtavern7429
      @brettsgamingtavern7429 2 роки тому +2

      Also, they are Brits, so which side of the car having a steering wheel comes into play, though it was an american car.

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 2 роки тому

      It's like car shopping for retards!!!!

  • @lucaslu5125
    @lucaslu5125 4 роки тому +1667

    Hammond---the little man in a big car

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 4 роки тому +10

      Lucas Lu well Jeremy did say they Hammond was the most American out of all of them.

    • @lucaslu5125
      @lucaslu5125 4 роки тому +4

      Richard Endresz he even looks like Mr Ironman

    • @randomplayer2247
      @randomplayer2247 4 роки тому +19

      Big car, small Richard.

    • @MattePaavi
      @MattePaavi 4 роки тому +2

      well it's always the small guys that jumps out a big car

    • @fakeplayer9088
      @fakeplayer9088 4 роки тому

      You know the stereotype they compensate something with that

  • @imjusttrynaputasmileonyour9831
    @imjusttrynaputasmileonyour9831 4 роки тому +765

    After they moved to Grand Tour, everything went to pure comedy. And that's the best thing these 3 could do

    • @alanparsonsfan
      @alanparsonsfan 2 роки тому +70

      But also, gorgeously shot tours of all around the world.

    • @alanparsonsfan
      @alanparsonsfan 2 роки тому +4

      @Celto Loco It's not a perfect world, but a delightful one when watching those 3. They do have some knowledge, and the Hamster knows how to bend a car! IIRC, when he had the wreck with the jet dragster, a British governing body said something like 'Hammond did everything humanly possible as a trained driver would to avoid or miminize that crash''.

    • @ogrimzyz8643
      @ogrimzyz8643 2 роки тому +1

      @Celto Loco the new top gear is pretty good. Not as good as this though. If you want more cars and less comedy then new top gear is fine.

    • @devinmcleod3395
      @devinmcleod3395 Рік тому +1

      They weren't under the BBC's strict TV rules anymore

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X Рік тому

      It became a mix, which it needed to be. When they went to India in TG it all became comedy and the show was crap. Bolivia was the last show were it was not scripted way over the top and stupid.

  • @byakugan641
    @byakugan641 4 роки тому +1291

    8:34
    That transition is hilariously good

    • @jacobs.9797
      @jacobs.9797 4 роки тому +7

      🤣

    • @smokernoker
      @smokernoker 4 роки тому +51

      Edgar wright type transition

    • @armagan72
      @armagan72 4 роки тому +11

      The new top gear cant hold a candle to these 3 natural clowns.

    • @deloresrichardson8396
      @deloresrichardson8396 4 роки тому +1

      No it’s a Daily Mail camera. Nothing said has been more truer.

    • @obamareloadsyt629
      @obamareloadsyt629 3 роки тому

      armagan72 stolen idiot

  • @Seallypoops
    @Seallypoops 3 роки тому +91

    Gotta love Jeremy just point at billowing smoke and just going "Oh Richards race is going well"

  • @itzbear5388
    @itzbear5388 3 роки тому +189

    27:14 best scene out of the entire show

  • @mattcnd262
    @mattcnd262 4 роки тому +428

    “Oh no I’ve broken Stalin’s house, i’m gone to the gulag”

    • @colbysteffens2976
      @colbysteffens2976 3 роки тому +13

      Survive or teamates have to buy you back

    • @pupusins
      @pupusins 3 роки тому +2

      That's one of best lines I have ever heard

  • @limecheesecake1832
    @limecheesecake1832 3 роки тому +320

    16:53 "Sh*t I've fanned my todger" - James May

  • @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949
    @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949 3 роки тому +233

    Always love how Hammond looks like a child in half the shots here, either in the monster truck or stood next to Clarkson

  • @xhemilshabani2548
    @xhemilshabani2548 2 роки тому +41

    James asking which seat do they put in as standard and Hammond asking James which arm has he hurt (whilst James is wearing a full triangular bandage to support his arm) are one of my most favorite moments with these three.

  • @justandy333
    @justandy333 2 роки тому +122

    9:45 Hammond's reaction when he reversed into Clarkson was absolutely priceless! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nathangamble125
    @nathangamble125 4 роки тому +272

    I'd love to see Monty Python as guests on "The speed of birds" so that they could discuss the speed of unburdened European and African swallows.

  • @iplayeddsharpminor
    @iplayeddsharpminor 4 роки тому +131

    “I’ve broken Stalin’s house”. Four words never said in that order in the history of mankind 🤣

  • @Vidata
    @Vidata 4 роки тому +1123

    No it’s a Daily Mail camera. Nothing said has been more truer.

    • @williamhannah6429
      @williamhannah6429 4 роки тому +1

      Clarkson is a wanker.He is someone who needs a good kicking,and those other BBC wankers who work with him.Still BBC though thay took him off.

    • @Eddiee757
      @Eddiee757 4 роки тому +27

      William Hannah someone is triggered

    • @randomman3926
      @randomman3926 4 роки тому +17

      William Hannah by chance do you read the daily mail

    • @williamhannah6429
      @williamhannah6429 4 роки тому

      @@randomman3926 Dont read news papers,or vote.

    • @schmitzeh3261
      @schmitzeh3261 4 роки тому +12

      @William Hannah Why don’t you like him?

  • @Kalenz1234
    @Kalenz1234 2 роки тому +47

    11:41 "That really made it angry!"
    There will never be a trio of professional idiots like this again.

    • @mr.toobigformypants8145
      @mr.toobigformypants8145 2 роки тому +2

      What about the Three Stooges?

    • @gutsfinky
      @gutsfinky 2 роки тому

      Professional idiots! I love it! I tried to watch the Colombia special with my dad and he kept asking me "who are these guys? Why are they doing such stupid stuff?!"

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 2 роки тому +60

    The cut at 8:35 is unintentionally amazing

  • @internetkumquat4542
    @internetkumquat4542 4 роки тому +867

    Jeremy and James throwing rocks at each other I find hilariously one-sided. Mainly because James actually did put a minor shatter in Jeremy's windshield, but he couldn't break the Panda's back windshield I'm assuming because it is made of plastic.

    • @LGaragem
      @LGaragem 4 роки тому +89

      Actually no, the windshield and the Rear window glass ("back windshield" as you said) are two different types of glass.
      All windows except the windshield are tempered glass, which makes it relatively hard to break. The windshield, on the other hand is laminated, it is formed by two layers of glass with a thin layer of a transparent soft material between them, so that even if something hits the windshield, it won't shatter in a million pieces. Of course, the disadvantage to this is that this makes the glass a lot more prone to crack compared to a tempered glass unit.

    • @timfagan816
      @timfagan816 4 роки тому +4

      It actually sounded like jeremy threw the stone at his own bonnet! Or hood!

    • @dylan__dog
      @dylan__dog 4 роки тому +10

      @@LGaragem it doesn't matter into how many pieces it shatters as long as those pieces stay attached to the thin transparent film and stay in "one piece" - no shards flying around

    • @rickytorres4017
      @rickytorres4017 4 роки тому +3

      The new top gear cant hold a candle to these 3 natural clowns.

    • @thegreatafrican3367
      @thegreatafrican3367 3 роки тому +1

      @@rickytorres4017 six years later you're still whining like a bitch

  • @SPEEDFREAKMIAMICOM
    @SPEEDFREAKMIAMICOM 3 роки тому +217

    All three of them are immense Geniuses who stoop intellectually for the sake of our comprehension.. I love how James achieves double entendre with every other word like when he refers to Richard's winch fantasy which is almost a wench fantasy

    • @alanparsonsfan
      @alanparsonsfan 2 роки тому +28

      They achieved something I would never have believed possible. They managed to create The Three Stooges for the thinking man.. Their world-shattering record for television viewership is completely deserved.

  • @danielocallaghan3240
    @danielocallaghan3240 4 роки тому +490

    35:04 "Dab on it wagwan" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying

    • @ct-lu8go
      @ct-lu8go 4 роки тому +5

      what was that mean though😅

    • @spraghoot3598
      @spraghoot3598 4 роки тому +18

      @@danielocallaghan3240 nah wagwan is like a greeting more than a mate

    • @phantomassassin7218
      @phantomassassin7218 3 роки тому +9

      Waguan is short for what's going on.

    • @FrankFurther
      @FrankFurther 3 роки тому +7

      and the thems bad whips after

    • @okami-rose803
      @okami-rose803 3 роки тому +6

      Can't believe be said it

  • @doublem5679
    @doublem5679 Рік тому +11

    I love how amazing their acting is, how they bring out the entertaining parts of their personalities and hyperbolize them for. They really immerse us in the arguments they have, meanwhile you can tell they genuinely are having a blast just messing around with each other.
    Pure entertainment, pure hilarity. These 3 will forever be my favorite show hosts of all time. Their ability to go from joking about to being very informative of these cars, giving a good idea of their opinions and educated idea of how well these cars would be to own for their intended purpose.

  • @giftheck
    @giftheck 2 роки тому +47

    37:11 - so odd to hear Richard being the one yelling "CLARKSON!" instead of James 🤣

  • @jamesobrien7381
    @jamesobrien7381 4 роки тому +145

    13:20 "proportional to the size of the tyranny" my god that was a good one

  • @Youtubecensoredmyusername
    @Youtubecensoredmyusername 4 роки тому +588

    Best scene of all time James being hit in the face with a wet lettuce 🥬 “oooww!”

    • @mReading
      @mReading 4 роки тому +30

      11:45

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat 4 роки тому +1

      😆

    • @jezusmylord
      @jezusmylord 4 роки тому +9

      I dont like it, grand tour looked to americanish scripted. the specials were good tho.

    • @jinxitty7133
      @jinxitty7133 4 роки тому +2

      ‘I’ve fanned my todger’
      -James May

    • @cliffordmorgan1670
      @cliffordmorgan1670 4 роки тому +6

      The “I broke stalins house, I’m going to the gulag!” had me dyin dude!! 😂

  • @danielplayfair3596
    @danielplayfair3596 4 роки тому +533

    The out of Control hose must’ve had soo many takes to not have them laughing their heads off

  • @PS3HACKR
    @PS3HACKR 2 роки тому +67

    27:11 the ‘err not right now’ got me 😂😂

  • @zyftis6927
    @zyftis6927 2 роки тому +9

    “Oh I’ve broken stalins house I’m going to the gulag”
    I love this moment and I’ll always love it.

  • @thezeptaz9556
    @thezeptaz9556 4 роки тому +299

    Jerm : What's the other son called...?
    Rich : Edgar
    had me dying 4 a moment XD

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat 4 роки тому +13

      "Now, we've got to find Edgar... Hussein.... Paddington."

    • @1337penguinman
      @1337penguinman 3 роки тому +8

      Edgar Hussein. That's like hearing about the lesser known German dictator, Todd Hitler.

  • @tungstenwhizard4361
    @tungstenwhizard4361 4 роки тому +453

    I can't decide if Richard Hammond in this looks like Robert Downey Jr, Hugh Jackman or David Tennant

  • @Nawaf6820
    @Nawaf6820 4 роки тому +441

    The American was hunting Jeremy Clarkson 😂😂😂

  • @DrumToTheBassWoop
    @DrumToTheBassWoop 3 роки тому +32

    Jeremy, James and Richard, are proof how people that shouldn't really be mates, can be. Quite a unique combo, very hard to replicate in television.

    • @Forestgravy90
      @Forestgravy90 2 роки тому +3

      Well tbf they're all middle class blokes who love cars

  • @Zeke1460
    @Zeke1460 3 роки тому +26

    James is right about detroit. Vegetable gardens are an amazing idea and offer healthier food than you can find in stores.

    • @drTERRRORRR
      @drTERRRORRR Рік тому

      Plus, it might give you some cover when you're running away from the gangbangers in the evening.

  • @tshirt9
    @tshirt9 4 роки тому +77

    We really didn’t deserve these 3. Some of the best TV/Programs I’ve ever watched and continue to rewatch.

  • @tryharderpls
    @tryharderpls 3 роки тому +153

    9:09 this whole part is probably one of the funniest single moments, the way Jeremy says “right” before throwing the rock back then when Hammond backs into him is some of the funniest shit I’ve seen

  • @dsrocks6905
    @dsrocks6905 4 роки тому +757

    James May: *breaks Stalin's door*
    *Angry Russian Noises*
    You're in the Gulag now. If you survive you redeploy, otherwise your buddies will have to buy you back.

    • @holtender1029
      @holtender1029 4 роки тому +3

      Not even what he says lol

    • @afridinhoo
      @afridinhoo 4 роки тому +10

      The Claret And Blue Lad the last part is from mw

    • @ceptey8520
      @ceptey8520 4 роки тому +2

      Ахахаххахаха

    • @dsrocks6905
      @dsrocks6905 4 роки тому +3

      @@holtender1029 yeah but I'm too lazy to look it up! It's just the first thing that came to my head 😂

    • @20dimka12
      @20dimka12 4 роки тому +2

      Да. Блять

  • @tungstenwhizard4361
    @tungstenwhizard4361 3 роки тому +458

    I felt a bit of rage seeing Jeremy drive over the vegetable garden.

    • @MarkoIgrač
      @MarkoIgrač 3 роки тому +31

      It was funny and a joke

    • @tungstenwhizard4361
      @tungstenwhizard4361 3 роки тому +13

      @@MarkoIgrač It's a rather immature joke...

    • @MarkoIgrač
      @MarkoIgrač 3 роки тому +45

      @@tungstenwhizard4361 If you find that immature What the fuck are you doing in this video ?

    • @tungstenwhizard4361
      @tungstenwhizard4361 3 роки тому +16

      @@MarkoIgrač I mean most of the stuff Top Gear does is immature but to purposely wreck someone's garden that they probably spent a long time tending to seems rather inconsiderate, no? Then again, Clarkson is not a considerate person.

    • @MarkoIgrač
      @MarkoIgrač 3 роки тому +74

      @@tungstenwhizard4361 that garden was most definetively fake OR made for the show and clarkson acts like that because he wants to be funny while being himself
      Dont you have any sense of humor at all or what

  • @troycorfield9590
    @troycorfield9590 3 роки тому +15

    The absolute legends that are Clarkson, Hammond and May , being utter tools . Brilliant. IMO.. there will NEVER be a program like this , with their genuine chemistry ; ever again . Praise be to the lads .

    • @alanparsonsfan
      @alanparsonsfan 2 роки тому

      The absolute definitino of "lightning in a bottle". How lucky we have been to be able to witness this as it happened. Will never forget their into to the Grand Tour. When they were in 3 Mustangs side by side, looking at each other so happy. Just made my day.

  • @Hamza_Khan001
    @Hamza_Khan001 4 роки тому +374

    I don't know why but I find James May getting hit by a vegetable funny for some odd reason and then the water pushing the guy to be the icing on the cake. Here's a time stamp of when it starts 11:14

  • @mrmaguire3534
    @mrmaguire3534 4 роки тому +895

    18:22 When they give Jeremy lines of cocaine in the car, “no not now, that’s inappropriate” 😂

    • @Votlon
      @Votlon 4 роки тому +12

      Right my favorite part xD

    • @The_Jzoli
      @The_Jzoli 4 роки тому +74

      "Hammond I have crack addiction I am die"

    • @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790
      @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790 3 роки тому +19

      @@The_Jzoli 'ey noice

    • @aspin2624
      @aspin2624 3 роки тому

      Is that part actually real?

    • @jack9315
      @jack9315 3 роки тому +9

      @@aspin2624 no😂, it's a joke

  • @147Samster
    @147Samster 4 роки тому +1753

    For anyone wondering what the song was at the start, its Helix - Hardass Spank :)

    • @melissalochhead355
      @melissalochhead355 4 роки тому +12

      the song at 0.35 sounds different is it a different song I have listened to helix and that part at 0.35 isn't in it

    • @147Samster
      @147Samster 4 роки тому +9

      @@melissalochhead355 oh yeah you're definitely right, I have no idea what that song is, I only know the very first one, sorry 😂

    • @jakenorris6189
      @jakenorris6189 4 роки тому +4

      I wasn't, but thanks

    • @Brian_Camp
      @Brian_Camp 4 роки тому +1

      Melissa Lochhead sounds like Pokémon for a second lol

    • @147Samster
      @147Samster 4 роки тому +1

      @@jakenorris6189 then why comment? 😂😂😂

  • @masonelliott4995
    @masonelliott4995 2 роки тому +20

    I completely died at the uncontrolled hose and the person getting knocked over by its force 😂😂😂

  • @AlukardTheDeathknight
    @AlukardTheDeathknight 3 роки тому +9

    These 3 are the best chaotic friends ever the banters and anger they get at each other is just hilarious

  • @Hermes8A8A
    @Hermes8A8A 3 роки тому +87

    At 2:50 you can tell Hammond wants to live in the same house as his mates Jeremey & James even if he has to help care for them.
    Im gonna cry when they pass on

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 2 роки тому +18

      It's alright, I'm sure Hammond will crash badly before they do

  • @Neccaps
    @Neccaps 3 роки тому +81

    30:06 "i've broken stalin's house. jeez i am going to the gulag"

  • @eurofighter_17
    @eurofighter_17 4 роки тому +71

    ‘I’ve fanned my todger’
    -James May

  • @josephtoe1370
    @josephtoe1370 2 роки тому +17

    9:35 reminds me of " HAMMMOOOONNND YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORT LORRY" Love it

  • @MrSwayzy
    @MrSwayzy 4 роки тому +132

    36:56 Love Hammond's laugh at the end, almost evil lol

    • @queenmolmolly7962
      @queenmolmolly7962 2 роки тому +5

      🦆🦆🦆

    • @dexterroble6930
      @dexterroble6930 2 роки тому

      What episode was that

    • @BonJovi1987Fan
      @BonJovi1987Fan 2 роки тому

      I love how Jeremy said where's the plane because he was being focused on his vehicle and not going to the right terminal gate and made a mistake.

  • @RyanGames101
    @RyanGames101 4 роки тому +151

    James: Good morning
    Richard: WHAT??
    James: Good morning
    Richard: yeah whatever

    • @yeet877
      @yeet877 4 роки тому +1

      Friendship lmao

  • @gregorydavis9405
    @gregorydavis9405 3 роки тому +203

    What I absolutely love is that Jeremy plays the role of being an idiot, when he is really one of the most clever and smart men ever.

    • @glimmer289
      @glimmer289 11 місяців тому

      hahahaha

    • @Ionabrodie69
      @Ionabrodie69 2 місяці тому

      @@glimmer289Obviously a LOT smarter than you…!!! which admittedly wouldn’t be hard..🤨

  • @simoneastwood3779
    @simoneastwood3779 2 місяці тому +2

    'Don't try to help, go away!' 😂😂😂 May is a national treasure! We salute you, sir.

  • @turbostar7077
    @turbostar7077 6 місяців тому +6

    "You don't grow food that's a farmer's job"
    That aged well Jeremy.

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp 4 роки тому +36

    Honestly I could watch an hour of Hammond just getting angry and smashing things without getting bored, it's therapeutic by proxy really...

  • @TarakKakkar
    @TarakKakkar 4 роки тому +170

    finally a good compilation , good job mate

  • @shahidqadar7062
    @shahidqadar7062 4 роки тому +193

    Clarkson: that’s a farmers job.... Didley Squat

    • @slippy495
      @slippy495 4 роки тому +9

      funny thing is he grows veg himself irl

    • @iceMarrow2000
      @iceMarrow2000 4 роки тому

      @@slippy495 yeah whens his tv show coming out about that?

    • @invisiblekid99
      @invisiblekid99 4 роки тому +2

      @@iceMarrow2000 Amazon really are being dicks. The next Grand Tour has been in their possession since early lockdown and AFAIK Jeremy's farm program has too.

    • @Carbon2861996
      @Carbon2861996 4 роки тому

      It's a peaceful life.

  • @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf
    @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf 2 роки тому +3

    I've missed these tarts so so much thank you for uploading this for the streaming service challenged.

  • @acetone7598
    @acetone7598 7 місяців тому +4

    Richard Hammond crashes and rolls down a mountain, crashing into a tree, and all he says is “oh dear”

  • @ninad.a
    @ninad.a 4 роки тому +218

    3:10 Jeremy refers to May as Captain Slow.. I thought he couldn't say that because of copyright issues with BBC

    • @raceforspeed
      @raceforspeed 4 роки тому +50

      Well to be fair James always been known as captain slow even before top Gear

    • @MrBillyBubz
      @MrBillyBubz 4 роки тому +133

      James may threatened to sue them because they copyrighted a name he created and is about lol

    • @Sh23-hv7sn
      @Sh23-hv7sn 8 місяців тому +1

      It's a nickname. Even the BBC couldn't copyright that. It's not like The Stig.

  • @RealJDGaming
    @RealJDGaming 4 роки тому +123

    "HAMMMOOOONNNNDDDDDDDDD!!!!"
    9:43

    • @sullenurchin9767
      @sullenurchin9767 3 роки тому +3

      *9:42

    • @treeplusplus
      @treeplusplus 3 роки тому

      If you listen closely, you can actually hear jeremy say fucking in the distance

  • @dannyboy_dannyboy8274
    @dannyboy_dannyboy8274 Рік тому +6

    9:17 the way JC flinches cos he thought the window was going to cave in & shatter everywhere. 😂😂😂

  • @IndorilTheGreat
    @IndorilTheGreat Рік тому +3

    I've finally figured out what's so appealing about this trio - they channel the energy of doing stupid shit with your shite with your friends as teenagers. Good memories.

  • @bludowski
    @bludowski 4 роки тому +98

    16:52 "shit i've fanned my togger" im crying i'm laughing so hard

  • @t.800XR
    @t.800XR 4 роки тому +248

    Japan apparently has the same T-Shirt trend, just with german words.

    • @TerribleUsernameAmirite
      @TerribleUsernameAmirite 4 роки тому +66

      Japan and Germany - sounds like a slightly worrying combination

    • @appleoftheground
      @appleoftheground 4 роки тому +33

      @@TerribleUsernameAmirite Oh, I've seen this one!

    • @Skullair313
      @Skullair313 4 роки тому +11

      Ah, my T-shirt has such nice words on it!
      The T-shirt: WIR VERNICHTEN JEDES LEBEWESEN AUF DIESEM PLANETEN!

    • @at-cj2iy
      @at-cj2iy 3 роки тому +2

      @@TerribleUsernameAmirite Dumme arsch...

    • @Anonymous-tw5um
      @Anonymous-tw5um 3 роки тому +2

      Had a T-shirt with Heil Hitler on it with a moustache. Very vintage

  • @MaskedMenace830
    @MaskedMenace830 11 місяців тому +1

    Hammonds rant at the end was utter poetry. Such vivid emotion! Stirring stuff, could feel the passion and sincerity

  • @miranmiran05
    @miranmiran05 3 роки тому +32

    37:04 the best part I swear 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mylohunter8137
    @mylohunter8137 4 роки тому +79

    2:22
    Who else thinks Hammond could present homes under the hammer... 🤣🤣

    • @classydays43
      @classydays43 4 роки тому +1

      Oonduh the hahmmuh

    • @dnf-dead
      @dnf-dead 4 роки тому +1

      Under the Hamster?

    • @Fitchy-ke3wz
      @Fitchy-ke3wz 3 роки тому +1

      And we've got the stairs going up to the bedrooms

  • @bryannonis1191
    @bryannonis1191 4 роки тому +50

    “Is it a cold day?” 😂😂

  • @jaymac7203
    @jaymac7203 3 роки тому +7

    4:00 Jeremy driving over James's vegetable garden out of pure spite had me crying loool 😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @BenEmberley
    @BenEmberley 9 місяців тому +2

    9:42 - "HAMOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNND!!!!!!!!" has me laughing every time

  • @HeadPack
    @HeadPack 4 роки тому +17

    How sad that it’s over. These three were amazing in that TG and GT format.

  • @Lee_Caesar
    @Lee_Caesar 4 роки тому +50

    36:53 that wheeze behind the door😂 it's just too much

  • @youtubian010
    @youtubian010 3 роки тому +12

    James and Richard cut my trousers up. Do I have to be recognised here. Hahahahaha

  • @ObviouslyKieran
    @ObviouslyKieran 3 роки тому +8

    Hammond destroying cars needs to be a permanent fixture somewhere 😂😂

  • @lt_lax8637
    @lt_lax8637 3 роки тому +9

    3:20 "its a farmers job", proceeds to make a new show about him running a farm

  • @kashinimeyo
    @kashinimeyo 4 роки тому +45

    I always forget that Hammond is just 3 inches below average height and it's Clarkson and May that are above average. However, we assume that they're closer to average height and it makes Hammond seem like a very wee lad

  • @daylineli
    @daylineli 4 роки тому +23

    "Hammond im drifting a suitcase!" - Mr.clarkson 2020

  • @JoDyMa
    @JoDyMa 4 роки тому +22

    "That's a farmers job" - Jeremy, before becoming a farmer.

  • @SpaceKat_official
    @SpaceKat_official 2 роки тому +17

    "You buy food, you don't grow it. That's a farmers job" - Jeremy Clarkson
    This aged poorly

  • @marilyngregory103
    @marilyngregory103 3 роки тому +4

    I absolutely love these men. Fantastic show. Thanks lads you are great

  • @riclee371
    @riclee371 4 роки тому +46

    35:17 i think james got his blender and the gear lever mixed up...

  • @Edgygazelle99
    @Edgygazelle99 4 роки тому +255

    The episode where he was throwing rocks was a weird episode in general.
    Shoot the crowd at the tent was so off they had to add special laughing effects

    • @lemursven9195
      @lemursven9195 4 роки тому +2

      Where’s the clip?

    • @Edgygazelle99
      @Edgygazelle99 4 роки тому +6

      @@lemursven9195 8:57

    • @taokuoh6805
      @taokuoh6805 4 роки тому +31

      That one was real. They were actually pissed off with each other

    • @jamesphillips5053
      @jamesphillips5053 4 роки тому +19

      i'd imagine Jeremy can be a little irritating in the best of times, but when everyone is hot and pissy there's bound to be some trouble.

    • @samuelabbottchannel
      @samuelabbottchannel 4 роки тому +16

      Pretty sure most people found that episode hilarious, also why would they need laughing effects for a special episode?

  • @spinejackel
    @spinejackel 3 роки тому +38

    i’m not a gardener but my soul died when jeremy drove over those vegetables

    • @rust5846
      @rust5846 2 роки тому

      why

    • @samdherring
      @samdherring 2 роки тому

      I farm for a living and understand your sentiment that someone took time and money to grow those lol surely GT paid the owner for it though.

    • @Ionabrodie69
      @Ionabrodie69 2 місяці тому

      It’s FAKED..God almighty 🙄..

  • @nishantnarula00
    @nishantnarula00 3 роки тому +8

    Jeremy: "It's a farmer's job!"
    2021: Oh how the turn tables.

  • @oKApplejack
    @oKApplejack 3 роки тому +6

    These 3 always come to mind when I think about “chaotic neutral”

  • @Nico_1991
    @Nico_1991 4 роки тому +54

    James: Yea, but what's the use of that?
    Jeremy: Speed and Power
    Speed and Power...el Classico xD haahah

  • @ghostpeel
    @ghostpeel 4 роки тому +32

    1:07 This is in my opinion the best line said by any of them, ever. I’m staggered that it’s in season 3 of GT and that it’s said by May, but I remember laughing so much the first time I saw it that I had to pause for like 10 minutes

    • @JC-tc2ux
      @JC-tc2ux 4 роки тому

      I dont get it

    • @ghostpeel
      @ghostpeel 4 роки тому +5

      @@JC-tc2ux Dodge, in their grassroot-drag-racing themed marketing of the car, offered to sell the Demon with only one seat, to „save weight” or whatever. Other seats would be put back in on customer’s request for $1, so that they could actually use is as a street car which it is. May points out this ridiculous, pretentious move from Dodge by obnouxiously asking which one of the seats is there as standard, simultaneously ridiculing the potential Demon buyer, as well.

    • @JC-tc2ux
      @JC-tc2ux 4 роки тому

      @@ghostpeel oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @damienmuir9771
    @damienmuir9771 3 роки тому +20

    21:50 was one of the most creepy episodes ever they did so well with the man and the sound that came with him