Came here to say this. If you can put it on or in your body (by inhalation or ingestion, either one), you can be allergic to it. This includes your own skin and even your own spit. I am extremely allergic to tobacco smoke, not quite as bad as the wife is, but it does send me into an asthma attack.
Una vez me llamaron porque alguien escuchó ruidos extraños en su garaje... era un mapache comiendo cereal. ¡La reacción de la persona fue exagerada pero divertida!
Story 11 I can relate because my cousins daughter is black while me and my mom are white. When she throws a fit over not getting a “prize” from the grocery store and we have to put her in the car kicking and screaming I always get worried about how it looks like we are kidnapping a little girl who doesn’t look anywhere close to being related to us in the grocery store parking lot. So far we have been lucky and haven’t had the cops called on us yet.
When I was a cop in a very liberal area, our evening shift started on Friday that week. We get a lookout for an illegal pet monkey that was lost by the owner. All weekend long we are getting calls for “monkey seen at the intersection of X and Y”. Every time my squad responded it was GOA. By the evening of our 4th and last day of shift we get a call, “1-David-51, respond for a complaint of a subject bit by a monkey.”
Una vez escuché que un oficial tuvo que responder a una llamada porque alguien se quejaba de que su vecino no compartía pizza. ¡Increíble cómo algunos malgastan los recursos de emergencia!
Hi. I too am allergic to cannabis. So is my mom and sister. It SUCKS being allergic to it and living in a state where it's legal. It doesn't bother me that people smoke it/edibles/whatever. I just need it away from me. Allergic reactions r no fun
Edit: typos Likewise, it wasn’t till I was older(of age) that I realized that adults look for that, and when adults do it, that is highly illegal. The dad in the clip was right to tell his kid not to do that. The dad could have been busted for 👶🍤
I can honestly say I have called the cops over a bag of garbage .... I was working and it was in the middle of a busy road at night and people were almost wrecking over it
Some of these remind me of a teacher I use to have, well he was my study hall teacher or something.(I was sent to his room while he’s doing English class when I had nothing going on) He use to live at a place that I guess a window needed replaced or was being worked on so there’s a plastic sheet over it. One night he was about to head home from something he was at & saw his coat was missing which had his keys. He ended up getting into his house via the window with the sheet over it which eventually leads to cops arresting him & letting him go after using mail as proof. Teacher went threw the window again & was taken back to the police station while in the shower before doing the same song & dance(mail as proof & allowed to go home). When the police took him home he asked who kept calling the cops on him. One cop said they couldn’t tell him but nodded his head towards one of the houses. Turns out an elderly neighbor with poor eye sight called the cops on him.
With stories like the one with the goo I loose trust in the capability of people to solve everyday problems. Could have washed it away themselves with a garden hose. And by what it sounds like that stuff was likely garbage can liquid, sewage that got spilled or dumped when someone handled an old toilet or pipe cleaning tools...
@HimitsuYami yea. I guess... I guess it's the same with calls about harmless animals... Like what I've heard about on the news about a duck inside a store and staff somehow never even thought about herding it outside with brooms themselves... As the firefighters they called did just that. Herded it out with brooms in a matter of a few minutes.
These comments are uncalled for! ALL narrators on this channel are awesome in their own way like tbh I get that most of you favour this narrator, however you guys are disregarding the effort ALL narrators of this channel put into these videos that we enjoy and how hard they ALL work most of you sit here and pick apart everything green says He has his takes that aren’t liked by you guys and they’re not even bad it’s always as if you guys want him to say the right thing instead of what HE thinks, when the little snippets are for narrators to share THEIR opinion with us
@@sarahleslie2111wow Sarah how helpful of you 😀 But you forget the comments are there to be read and I can express the way the comments made me feel just like everybody else does on the internet
6:59 I was drawing and listening to this narrator and was genuinely shocked at how good the accent was also if anyone knows what the game is in the background please tell me.
24:33 You seemed to improve your voice as you proceeded... SUGGESTION FOR NEXT VOICE: try finding someone imitating instead of wanted voice... Imitators actually exaggerate quirks thus original often not as good as imitator to learn
I love how we all agree that this is the best narrator😂😂
Well it is, and I hate the new guy. Sorry new guy. You sound like AI.
@@PickleWonderto me it’s not even his voice but his opinions
@@PickleWonderi swear to God it IS AI
@@juno_psychedthey are real people
@@fairyteezso true!! Especially at the beginning when he first started out his opinions were terrible
Ugh love this narrator
Real
I call him Sparky.
So impressed that you got THE actual Christopher Walken to guest on your video!!!!
THE OG IS BACK!!! 🗣🗣🗣👏👏👏
Return of the king
I guessed old meat like fish. I've never seen dog poop off gassing before.
2:07 the way he says "...for the gew?" 😂
i think the " Mysteroys goo" it just dog poo or something like that
Small town. Septic tank burst 100%
@@mythogenesis4788 what?
6:37 as an English person, this is actually quite good and utterly hilarious 😂😂
i love the narrator sm ngl
There are lots of people who are allergic to marijuana, it usually has oily leafs, much like poison oak or poison ivy
Came here to say this. If you can put it on or in your body (by inhalation or ingestion, either one), you can be allergic to it. This includes your own skin and even your own spit. I am extremely allergic to tobacco smoke, not quite as bad as the wife is, but it does send me into an asthma attack.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE OOOGGG
3:55 how big a town do you expect if full Police on duty was 3 officers, a trainee AND A STUDENT ON A RIDE ALONG? sheesh!!!!!!
Una vez me llamaron porque alguien escuchó ruidos extraños en su garaje... era un mapache comiendo cereal. ¡La reacción de la persona fue exagerada pero divertida!
Last time I was this early to something I got kicked out of the funeral home!
Like was it your funeral or…
I'm sorry, what?
@@starlight_maven being early to one’s own funeral?
@@CuriosityGenesisthey were trying to say that they were early for someone’s funeral and they weren’t ready so they kicked them out
Story 11 I can relate because my cousins daughter is black while me and my mom are white. When she throws a fit over not getting a “prize” from the grocery store and we have to put her in the car kicking and screaming I always get worried about how it looks like we are kidnapping a little girl who doesn’t look anywhere close to being related to us in the grocery store parking lot. So far we have been lucky and haven’t had the cops called on us yet.
When I was a cop in a very liberal area, our evening shift started on Friday that week. We get a lookout for an illegal pet monkey that was lost by the owner. All weekend long we are getting calls for “monkey seen at the intersection of X and Y”. Every time my squad responded it was GOA. By the evening of our 4th and last day of shift we get a call, “1-David-51, respond for a complaint of a subject bit by a monkey.”
YELLOW GUY
i love both narrators
OG is back!
THE narrator is back
Ive found out i was allergic to pot when i was 16. It wasnt fun. Im 57 now & dont miss it. Lol
Story 4 is legit just self entitled self fish bad drivers. But to be fair the corvette should have backed up.
Somebody probably ate that goose. 🤣
Perfect Christopher walken impression
Una vez escuché que un oficial tuvo que responder a una llamada porque alguien se quejaba de que su vecino no compartía pizza. ¡Increíble cómo algunos malgastan los recursos de emergencia!
Hes back!
Love this OG narrator and the other OG narrator Kevin ❤❤❤
Hi. I too am allergic to cannabis. So is my mom and sister.
It SUCKS being allergic to it and living in a state where it's legal. It doesn't bother me that people smoke it/edibles/whatever. I just need it away from me. Allergic reactions r no fun
so, what was the goo?
Shit
We'll never know.
My bets either sewage or some kinda blocked pipe runoff. Maybe grease?
My bet is sewage or rotting meat goo. Like if a freezer stopped working and someone chucked the contents in neaby trash.
The Christopher Walken story had me 😂
( 1:10:25 Now I won’t lie, child me did try to look at people my age at first before realizing how illegal that was
Edit: typos
Likewise, it wasn’t till I was older(of age) that I realized that adults look for that, and when adults do it, that is highly illegal.
The dad in the clip was right to tell his kid not to do that. The dad could have been busted for 👶🍤
I can honestly say I have called the cops over a bag of garbage .... I was working and it was in the middle of a busy road at night and people were almost wrecking over it
I knew story 10 was gonna be a scarecrow from miles away.
Some of these remind me of a teacher I use to have, well he was my study hall teacher or something.(I was sent to his room while he’s doing English class when I had nothing going on)
He use to live at a place that I guess a window needed replaced or was being worked on so there’s a plastic sheet over it. One night he was about to head home from something he was at & saw his coat was missing which had his keys. He ended up getting into his house via the window with the sheet over it which eventually leads to cops arresting him & letting him go after using mail as proof.
Teacher went threw the window again & was taken back to the police station while in the shower before doing the same song & dance(mail as proof & allowed to go home). When the police took him home he asked who kept calling the cops on him. One cop said they couldn’t tell him but nodded his head towards one of the houses. Turns out an elderly neighbor with poor eye sight called the cops on him.
we missed you!!!
21:45-24:05 narrator sounded like he had the biggest voice crack of his life
Story 19 reminds me of something that happened at my college a few years before i started there.
YAY THE OG NARRATOR
The minute they said “brown goo” I thought “sh*t?”
Also if your truck is so big you have to take up 2 lanes to turn, YOUR TRUCK IS TOO BIG
yaya, this narrator :D
what game is this?
Love the mystery goo story…
Favourite narrator ❤❤❤
Cool stories, what games is this.
I'm saving this video for work tomorrow
Police officers of reddit... First story: Not an officer but...!
People gotta stop with poop stories
39:17 Was tuned out and then Supernatural got mentioned 😭
With stories like the one with the goo I loose trust in the capability of people to solve everyday problems.
Could have washed it away themselves with a garden hose. And by what it sounds like that stuff was likely garbage can liquid, sewage that got spilled or dumped when someone handled an old toilet or pipe cleaning tools...
But it was funny as fuck so I'll excuse this one
@HimitsuYami yea. I guess... I guess it's the same with calls about harmless animals... Like what I've heard about on the news about a duck inside a store and staff somehow never even thought about herding it outside with brooms themselves... As the firefighters they called did just that. Herded it out with brooms in a matter of a few minutes.
These comments are uncalled for!
ALL narrators on this channel are awesome in their own way like tbh
I get that most of you favour this narrator, however you guys are disregarding the effort ALL narrators of this channel put into these videos that we enjoy and how hard they ALL work
most of you sit here and pick apart everything green says
He has his takes that aren’t liked by you guys and they’re not even bad it’s always as if you guys want him to say the right thing instead of what HE thinks, when the little snippets are for narrators to share THEIR opinion with us
why are you reading the comments if it’s pissing you off… just don’t read them
It's ok to like some of them more than others though. I don't dislike any of them but one of the green guys sometimes has kinda bad takes
@@sarahleslie2111wow Sarah how helpful of you 😀
But you forget the comments are there to be read and I can express the way the comments made me feel just like everybody else does on the internet
@@Larszardread my comment above I edited it
1:06:40 Or they were trying to plant some in their car.
6:59 I was drawing and listening to this narrator and was genuinely shocked at how good the accent was
also if anyone knows what the game is in the background please tell me.
HEEEESSSS BACKKKK🥳🥳🥳
This comment really needs to grow up. My God, who cares who narrates the videos when it’s coming from the same channel?
24:33 You seemed to improve your voice as you proceeded...
SUGGESTION FOR NEXT VOICE: try finding someone imitating instead of wanted voice...
Imitators actually exaggerate quirks thus original often not as good as imitator to learn
jeff!
KEVINNN
This isn’t Kevin 😭
Story 12 haha
Face reveal when my dude
MY EARLY TICKET IS CLAIMEDDDDD
Nuh uh
Hello
The background makes me dizzy. I’m out. 😩
711 view's in 1
Is 22 mins early?
Finally I'm first,I feel like a GOD(JK)
This is all AI
No? Not only can these stories be found on reddit, but the narrators are against ai and have said so before-
Not true at all one of the narrators Kevin has actually shown his face quite a lot on his main channel so they are very much real people
I’ve been watching this channel since the very beginning, and their second channel really sparked which is the one Kevin’s posted on mainly
EARLYYYYYYYY :3
Second
Fourth
8th comment
The first 4 minutes was a stupid story that could have been told in 30 seconds or less
I couldn't listen to more than three min. Stupidity at its finest. 🥲