There was one point where it looked like he threw his arms up and smiled like he was saying "You got me!". That was after the second time the cop asked his name and he said "Jimmy Jones". I think the convict realized he had given the wrong name as he said "Robert Jones" the first time, But luckily for him him the cop was waving a car to proceed when the convict accidently gave the wrong name so the cop never picked up on it.
Jogging 12 miles a day. With two different names. Torn up by prison razor wire. On an active rusty rail track. After a manual labour job on a sizzling roof. In 114°F heat. Matching the description of the escapee. Not knowing where his motel is. Or the name of the town he’s working in. …. You’re good to go sir. Take it easy.
All the details flowed naturally in the conversation, he didn't have time to write it down like you did. Plus, he was supposed to have tattoos on his hands, which he didn't. That's concrete proof it's not him - obviously someone on the other side got it wrong.
Cop: what's your name? Jogger suspect: Robert Jones *5min later* Cop: And uh what's your name again? Jogger suspect: Jimmy Jones Cop: Checks out to me. True ace detective
He was super smart to say he was a construction worker working in town, so he would have a legitimate reason to be there but wouldn't have the familiarity of street and city names like a local would. Idk how he kept his cool like that! 😂😂😂
That’s my uncle Jimmy. Always out jogging after a long days work roofing. Kept it up from his days In the military! Glad this officer let him go on unbothered so he can keep up with his exercise. See you at Christmas uncle Robert!
I heard this story allready and cop says that he figured out that he is the guy they looking for but he was alone and prison guy is dangerous so he didnt want to bring him self in a dangerous situation. Thats what cop says
This guy is actually smooth as fuck. Even though he messed up at times, his adrenaline was through the roof and he was very quick with his responses and made up some bs right away every time.
@@tuilleri SMH seems like you are no interest to interact with people so lets call it a day ! I talk nice to you but u deliver me a boring conversation. People are to serious . Hm Goodbye
I don't know a single person who works a physically exhausting job as roofing and then decides what he needs is a 20 mile run after that. A person wanting to jog so long after roofing is ridiculous.
Pretty good, but the cop also should have paid closer attention to his explanation. Had a few slipups in the continuation of his story that as a former addict I'd have immediately picked up on as lies from experience. The most blatant being that he changed his name from Robert Jones to Jimmy Jones.
More an incredible phycopath. Even the best professional actors under this kind of pressure would not be able to act right knowing there freedom was on the line. This is crazy phycopath traits
He was not really calm. He was shaky and moved around a lot. Also he didnt even remember that he gave the name Robert, then Jimmy. The cop was just very naive.
WilliamDBP are you stupid? If he were to run away, he would eventually get caught. It’s common sense to just stand there. It’s not “smart”, everyone would stand there.
@@FollowFunkit gave him (escapee) the impetus to carry on with his bogus story, in doing so he gained too much confidence to the point where he actually believed it 🤣.
Leo Decaprio will be playing this man in a biopic soon. Titled: Robert Jimmy Jones - a jogger with a younger brother who roofs and is retired Army with a father who's an auxiliary officer in Dallas who loves his job.
"Officer Bordelon remained with the Ball Police department for the rest of his life, eventually becoming assistant police chief before his death in 2015 at the age of 51."
There's a country somewhere in South East Asia where a group of people plant bullets in people's luggage at the airport so that's not far from reality 😂
"When I was in the military..." to explain the ID thing. he used every trick in the book to get out of that situation, gotta give that man credit for that
This proves their are some non racicts cops out there. Bad he didn't realize that he was speacking to the escapee... But it was cool that he was nice and professional.
Convict: wears glasses
Police: I’ve never seen this man before
spuid385 like Superman lmao
It’s perry the platypus!
S.N.I.T.C.H
Six Nine In The Court House
underreated comment
That like an Perry and Dr. Doofinsmirtz thingy
He wasn't running from the law. He was JOGGING from the law.
The best comment ! :)))
@@Cipprik I'm surprised no one else had come up with it to be honest! 😅 Thank you!
lol
Nice one
@@aarushkamdar bofa
I’ve done roofing, ain’t nothing better than a 12 mile jog after working long hour shifts in the heat
😂
Some folks are different
Too hot for knee pads, but a 12 to 14 mile jog after a long day of roofing, in 114" no problem, no problem at all. I do it daily 😅 🤣 😆 🤣
well he said he was a retired military guy
Especially if you gotta carry the packs of shingles
17 years later youtube randomly recomends this masterpiece
ikr
Yeah idk why, but it’s funny as hell!
so good
☝️
fr
I don't blame him that water bottle made quite the convincing argument.
I agree
He's an escapee. A hydrated escapee.
@@humanllusion590 LOL
@@humanllusion590 HydroHomie
That souds dumb but he would clearly be less convincing without that bottle
This cop seems so happy thinking he is making a friend or something.
Lucas Squalala what’s his name
@@kblc7952 Robert Jones / Jimmy Jones
Arctic Tek lmao
@@n1zzyy ahahaha
@@n1zzyy 😂😂😂
The fact that he literally gave two different names and got away with it is insane 😭
Bot.
@@thecomedypilot5894man shutcho
Some people go by jimmy if there name is robert
@mqtj I think you're confusing robert and bob with James and jimmy
Deadass I thought the same thing I was like wait was his name jimmy 😂
Best supporting actor award goes to the water bottle 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@@33niboRthe escapee is holding a water bottle, which makes him look more like a guy getting exercise than a guy escaping prison
@@regbartcan’t believe u even had to explain that 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
@@zayxoxo Coming back to this comment, I’m surprised I gave the explanation without being rude 🤣
He didn’t break the entire time he kept it going which is impressive
There was one point where it looked like he threw his arms up and smiled like he was saying "You got me!". That was after the second time the cop asked his name and he said "Jimmy Jones". I think the convict realized he had given the wrong name as he said "Robert Jones" the first time, But luckily for him him the cop was waving a car to proceed when the convict accidently gave the wrong name so the cop never picked up on it.
@GokuzKamehamehaThank you
@GokuzKamehameha Thank you
I would've been stuttering like mad
@@andrewvincent7299 thank you
this police officer will have trust issues for the rest of his life
Yep
He died in 2015
@@paulharris3456 do you have proof?
Funniest comment...
@@paulharris3456 how do you know?
0:15 - Robert Jones
5:30 - Jimmy Jones
Jogging 12 miles a day. With two different names. Torn up by prison razor wire. On an active rusty rail track. After a manual labour job on a sizzling roof. In 114°F heat. Matching the description of the escapee. Not knowing where his motel is. Or the name of the town he’s working in.
….
You’re good to go sir. Take it easy.
All the details flowed naturally in the conversation, he didn't have time to write it down like you did. Plus, he was supposed to have tattoos on his hands, which he didn't. That's concrete proof it's not him - obviously someone on the other side got it wrong.
@@GreenGretelYep, how dare this cop not consider this man removed his tattoos
Most people like to think they’d be able to react perfectly in such situation and catch every bad guy on the loose like an obedient little cop.
how they could? @@SinfullyHera
old guy sometimes follows the feelings,that's why.
Imagine the grin on this man’s face as he jogs away
Jacob Hood in his head
Jimmy Jones this cop a dumbass bitch
Jacob Hood With Smooth Criminal playing
Imagine how hard his heart was beating lmao
Yeah but he was caught and is now serving two sentences for double homicide
@@corruptpolitician4533 How do ya know?
“You know the bad thing about it? You’re matching up to him”
4:20
😂
@@infj5157 4.20 fucking priceless
Cop: what's your name?
Jogger suspect: Robert Jones
*5min later*
Cop: And uh what's your name again?
Jogger suspect: Jimmy Jones
Cop: Checks out to me.
True ace detective
*lets him go anyway*
He was super smart to say he was a construction worker working in town, so he would have a legitimate reason to be there but wouldn't have the familiarity of street and city names like a local would.
Idk how he kept his cool like that! 😂😂😂
He must’ve planned some of the alibis before he escaped, the dude was just too smooth with it
@@Richie3264Jesus is coming back. Believe He died for your sins and rose again then repent to be saved.
@@Richie3264 I was thinking the same thing too.
@@darriandumont2971 Same
He probably worked as a construction worker before
That’s my uncle Jimmy. Always out jogging after a long days work roofing. Kept it up from his days In the military! Glad this officer let him go on unbothered so he can keep up with his exercise. See you at Christmas uncle Robert!
Your uncle John seems like a great guy
Always out jogging after a day of roofing 🤣
Uncle jimmy robert 😂
😂😂His first name is Jimmy Robert and his last name is Jimmy Robert so his name is Uncle Jimmy Robert Jimmy Robert 😂😂@Kaizen747
I see why he kept asking the cop to call you. You’re a great little brother
“There’s a prison here?” Classic
@Hybrid I know right
Bruh lol
No way 😂
Why I was this 13 years ago and we’re watching this in 2020
U commented 4 days ago on a 13 years old video and still got 2.1k likes WHAT?
This guy is smooth AF. That cop didn't even notice that Robert becomes Jimmy. He should be a salesman.
he actually was a car salesman
@@gamerpranker57 where dafuk u know that shit?!?!?!?
Lol I heard him change his name and I was like who else caught that. 🤣 here you are we the only smart guys here
@@MegaYennia watch the kurzgesagt video! The title: A prisoner who mailed himself. Oe something like that. Dont worry its not german.
I heard this story allready and cop says that he figured out that he is the guy they looking for but he was alone and prison guy is dangerous so he didnt want to bring him self in a dangerous situation. Thats what cop says
This guy could sell cars to birds
😂😂
He literally used to be a car salesman
or he could sell matzo balls to Kanye
This guy can also sell birds to cars
😂
Legend has it Robert and Jimmy Jones are still jogging today.
Godzilla 2219 did he actually, or am I bout to get wooshed
Godzilla 2219 wasted his life, could have had it a lot better, still in prison?
Ali X Legend i assume so he killed 2 people
Jogging all the way to Mexico
😂😭💯
“You know the bad thing about it? You are actually matching up to him.”
The guy must’ve been sweating pools after hearing that
welche Minute?
4:21
They should do a BBC series on this cop and call it Anti-Sherlock.
Yeah especially cause it’s 114 degrees outside 😂
Yung Llaamma I knew someone would comment that at some point 😂
This guy is actually smooth as fuck. Even though he messed up at times, his adrenaline was through the roof and he was very quick with his responses and made up some bs right away every time.
Wym his adrenaline was through the roof
@@beras_jasmine but how did that apply to him
@@beras_jasmine how can I be like that
@@beras_jasmine what makes you say you like humorous people
@@tuilleri SMH seems like you are no interest to interact with people so lets call it a day ! I talk nice to you but u deliver me a boring conversation. People are to serious . Hm Goodbye
"Am i not supposed to be on the track?" At the beginning was genius. Planted the seed early in the cops mind that he was innocent.
That must have been the LONGEST 10 minutes ever for this guy
Sal Deluca it’s sure as hell was for me
500th like
Yea ikr
@@nevaehsteele1164 huh???? Are you the "Jogger"?
it felt like 10 years for him
this guy has more social skills than fake social skills coaches.
loool
You would be surprised the kind of crap you can come up with under pressure of going back to prison.
Ahmed Ibra i got you 1k likes🛸
@@estevancontreras9717 I mean you have so much free time in prison that you can prepare for it
RmX agreed
What makes it even more crazy is that the cop WAS suspicious of him being the escapee but the convict still managed to convince him that he wasnt
congrats, you watched the video
@@eXebeno Actually just the first 2 mins
it's the perfect mix of this cop being a clueless hick from the sticks and the convict being cool under pressure
"No, no Alexander's the other way"
This dude is smart
That was a deal breaker 😂
My last name is Alexander
Ok @@ianchristopheralexander1985
That bottle really helped increase his smoothness up a notch..
Hunk +10 disguise
@@minfl6481 - 10 doubt
Yeah def helped
He's a smooth criminal *Cue Michael Jackson moonwalking*
@@marissalunn2703 shut the hell up
Cop drove home like "I made a friend today! 😊
Imagine the look on his face when he found out he just got played 🤣
Your funny
He was thinking .."wow!" " my city filled with great citizens" 😎
Old Money ohohoooo noooo hahaha
@@CT-zi8em the escapee is also a convicted murderer
Yeah there's nothing more relaxing than jogging 12 miles on the train tracks after roofing in 113 degree weather.
Lmao
😂😂😂
I don't know a single person who works a physically exhausting job as roofing and then decides what he needs is a 20 mile run after that. A person wanting to jog so long after roofing is ridiculous.
I uses to jog 6 miles after digging ditches and manual labor for 12 hours. Then did weights for about hour.
@@Jeff-sp7bg are you the escapee?
@@moonbalancedd he might be the second escapee
@@Jeff-sp7bgwhy
INCREDIBLE ACTOR. Under the highest level of pressure, he remained calm and became a civilian just taking a jog.
Pretty good, but the cop also should have paid closer attention to his explanation. Had a few slipups in the continuation of his story that as a former addict I'd have immediately picked up on as lies from experience. The most blatant being that he changed his name from Robert Jones to Jimmy Jones.
More an incredible phycopath. Even the best professional actors under this kind of pressure would not be able to act right knowing there freedom was on the line. This is crazy phycopath traits
He was not really calm. He was shaky and moved around a lot. Also he didnt even remember that he gave the name Robert, then Jimmy. The cop was just very naive.
@@FatManJackson idk man it's 113* and he was running for his freedom for miles and wasn't even breaking a sweat hahah
@@woodywoods3034 he was literally sweating and even mentioning how hot it is hahah
And from that moment on, that Police officers couldn't look at joggers the same way again.
This is the only good joke I've found here
Yeah like those guys who shot a black guy who was jogging
@@D3enjoyer
Lol. Jogging away from a burglary, wearing Timberlands 😂
@@D3enjoyer CCTV of him breaking into the house
Oh sorry, *jogging into the house
@@ishzarkklyon9590 I’m sorry the house often gave joggers free water* stupid bitch.
Apparently he had not one but TWO life sentences for murder and attempted murder. COLD
You mean completely foolish and insensitive 😳
Wow
What the actual fuck, and people here are just laughing nonchalantly making jokes about how good his acting skills are? Dang..
@@Meepmeephihiright😳
@@Meepmeephihibecause its impressive 😂
Communication is a golden skill if you can master it
He’s so smart cos he doesn’t try to get away as fast as possible, he stays and chats, which really helps his case!
WilliamDBP are you stupid? If he were to run away, he would eventually get caught. It’s common sense to just stand there. It’s not “smart”, everyone would stand there.
xQuartexx that’s literally what he said
Tanki Violator Reports everybody would stand there and cooperate. They’re already looking for him. So he’s not “smart” everybody would do that.
And yet even the innocent act guilty when talking to a cop. Unlike this guy.
Spyer productions low key haven’t played that shitty ass game in a month. That’s why my last post is a different game.
After a few minutes this dude believed his own story so much it gave him that confidence he needed
I think so too
He could tell the cop was buying it which gave him the confidence to really lean into it.
And the cop gave him good time to think
@@FollowFunkit gave him (escapee) the impetus to carry on with his bogus story, in doing so he gained too much confidence to the point where he actually believed it 🤣.
He changed his name from Robert to Jimmy 6 minutes in
"Be careful buddy!" at the end had me dying 😂
Cop: “You wouldn’t believe what them guys do.”
Escapee: “Hmm..”
I put this video on before sleep it relax me @spoders92
Fire convinces firefighter that it’s actually water
Please enter A name 👀😂😂😂
Corny 🌽
😂😂😂
Waboli CYri nah
Please enter A name I laughed so hard😂
This man could order a sandwich at Subway without stuttering or saying "um" even once
si te gusta
Nanno 😂😂
I miss subway
Drew Bartos same
no me gusta bruh I cant 😂😂😂😂
The most wholesome "thank you" ive ever heard
17 years later and this man is still a legend!
He knows how to carry a convo thats why he got away.
I wish I knew how to carry a convo, I’m awkward asf
@@BarackObama-ek5pm 😭😭😭☠
@@BarackObama-ek5pm anyone who is commenting under the comment section is probably awkward
He has escaped as much as Michael Schofield
HEYEYEYEYEYHYE
This feels like a scene from death note. All we need is a pause with dramatic music and an internal monolog of the criminal's thoughts
Indeed
W
Spot on
Leo Decaprio will be playing this man in a biopic soon. Titled: Robert Jimmy Jones - a jogger with a younger brother who roofs and is retired Army with a father who's an auxiliary officer in Dallas who loves his job.
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
😂😂😂
I can imagine the escapee getting this in their recommendation and having a good laugh
Well sadly (kind of glad) he got caught.
@@haqqial Can you link the article(s) about him?
Lol
Well, sadly this escapee got caught and was guilty of murder. So...I don't think he's getting out sooner or later.
@@nebulium6641 His name is Richard Lee Mcnair, look it up urself.
This man smooth talked and had a conversation with a cop, coming up with info to distract him left and right. What a *smooth criminal...*
GoblinKillerDude69 hee hee
Annie are you okay, are you okay Annie?
BTSsince '16Chimchim,' Do you not get it
Mole Company Nahhh actually the cop is like, an IDIOT.
OW
This is what I imagine having maxed out charisma in fallout.
It basically is
"Officer Bordelon remained with the Ball Police department for the rest of his life, eventually becoming assistant police chief before his death in 2015 at the age of 51."
Officer: yeah someone just escaped
The guy who just escaped: thats wild
Lololololollo
😂😂😂number one comment, its even funnier reading it compared to when I heard it in the video
😆😆
"Yooo that's craaaazzyyy bro, how he do dat?"
Man pulled the old "damn thats crazy"
Man's maxed out his charisma and speech skills.
😂
😭🤚🏽
Cuz he goes to park every night, doing some rapping with his homies.
@@miaa1762 your name😭 YES👏
Nat 20
That "Thank you!" At the end was very sincere
This is a heck of a story to tell. Pure classic comedy.
You match the description, how lucky can I be. And hes a Army vet 😂
Till this day he still carries a water bottle just in case
😂😂😂
@Akash Jacob Oh Really? He got caught?
Lol
That's forever his new good luck charm haha
He is in an ADX supermax prison. A really terrible place to do time.
Is that why your knees are scraped up?
Bruh my heart would’ve exploded at this point
Which minute dawg
ich bin dein vater 5:03
ich bin dein vater
German?😂
@@lora-6776 Besser is
Tempest-o'-Tornado Thyphoon haha xd
Ahh yes the old 12 mile jog after roofing in 113° weather
on a train track since im not from around here. also, i always roof in shorts 😂
113 is inside the car, it was probably like 90 outside
The water is a paid actor
If the cop asked a third time he probably would have said "indiana jones"
😆😆😆😆😆
Jon Jones
Mike Jones (who?) Mike Jones!
didn’t he say robert the first time and then changed it to jimmy
Dick With cheese yes
"we got an escapee"
"Ohhh shitt"
Acting 100
“Shocked-look Pikachu”
:o
"There's a jail around here?"
"Where from?"
Sneak 100
I love how they could be best buds in another life
4:55
Cop:
Who do you work for, what's the name of the company?
R.J.Jones, looking at the ground:
Field's Roofing
😄
He said bills roofing
Third time asked: What is your name?
Indiana Jones
😂😂😂
Haha yes
😂
Totally underrated comment
i was thinking the same thing lmao
The officer is probably watching this rn saying “well damn...”
He died in 2015
Rip
selma9450 what’s his name?
@@korybowers047 can't remember saw it in the comments somewhere but if you look it up on google you can find it
The escapee is called richard i think
selma9450 he means the police man dummy
4:22-4:26 😂😂his knees buckled. He almost ran but the cop laughed so he knew he was safe still😂
perceptive
Nah this is just made up. He just was prancing back and forth and lost balance for a millisecond. Dude wasn't 'about to run away'
@@rafayetrasti6191 He might not have been about to run, but he definitely got a little nervous and jittered when the cop said that
You clocked that!
@@rafayetrasti6191what about his frantic arm waving in that moment...
"There's a prison here"
~ Escaped Prisoner
Prison escapee: *calmly talking to a cop and using amazing acting skills*
Me at the airport security check: *what if I accidentally have a gun*
Me af driving through a checkpoint "what if i accidentally have 18kilos of heroin in my boot and didnt notice"😂😂😂😂
Lmfao😂😂
There's a country somewhere in South East Asia where a group of people plant bullets in people's luggage at the airport so that's not far from reality 😂
lmao
Mr. Bean?
Maybe the cop just tried his best to convince himself that he's not the escapee because he's scared to fight him.
Oh wow, good point! People tend to believe what they wish was true.
"When I was in the military..." to explain the ID thing. he used every trick in the book to get out of that situation, gotta give that man credit for that
He expected that to happen, in his mind that was already happened a dozen of times
This man maxed out his social skills to the extreme max.
Now thats gotta be something worth mentioning in the comment section that'll get the likes coming my way
He was the popular kid
Speach 100
@@Sharp26 love a good Fallout reference
Toast Skyrim.
Cop gets back into car: "What a nice guy"
Toby Ellis he is a nice guy no 🧢
Speech 100
Are we going to ignore the fact that they thought he was “jogging” when it was 113F outside. Oof
@Kira-Zero stfu
Kira-Zero gtfo
this criminal is smart, imagine if he went down a better path in life.
17 years ago is crazy
I see that this man has clearly maxed out his speech skill
Seppuka17 he has the silver tongue perk
Oh you made the same comment twice... tsk tsk
Lvl 99.
Charisma 30
@@ruskimuejek665 did i, i didnt see any other one tho
Cop: "Whats your name" Escapee: "Tom and Jerry" Cop "OK sir you have a wonderful day"
This is made me laugh soooo hard!!!
Cop: “what’s your name” Escapee: “Jeffrey Epstein”
Cop: “OK sir you have a wonderful day”
😂😂😂
I don’t mean to like hate or anything, but I think the cop was just a nice dude and didn’t want to arrest a random dude
Ed Ram 😂😂😂😂
Just out for a jog in the 114 degree heat after roofing all day
This cop is immortalized on the Internet for all eternity....and he didn't blank out his name on the bottom
Cop gets back into his car and thinks to himself..”That was a nice fella”
What does fella mean? (Black guy?)
Greets from Germany
@@gianni686 it means guy
@@gianni686 another way to say a nice guy
@@superu4089 can u stop theres only some cops that think like that not literally all of them.
@@superu4089 Uh ok
He must've *SPRINTED* after he was outa the cop's sight.
Hahahahahahahaha...haha...ha..
Hahahah .. hahaha.. hah.
Hahahahahahaha...haha....hahahah
Hahahahahahahahaha...haha...ha..
Hahahahahahah....Hahahah....haha.
Can someone please make a movie based on this interaction?!
Literally
That's what I'm saying like
Not everyone can be this calm like this man. And in his situation.
“there’s a prison here?”
that killed me
idiot
@@Michelle-es9zf alright professor
@@Michelle-es9zf ok professor, no need to go sicko mode on these unintelligent single-celled organisms
Nyazuru yo chill out we are friends 😭 we joke around all the time
Michelle how the duck do you find your friend in a comment section?
"There's a prison here?"
S P E E C H 1 0 0
1st reply
I am Robert Jones or Jimmy Jones and my job is house repairing
Best comment also my same thought... prison round here?
More like lies 1000%
Saw it the same time he said it
He didn’t spent time in jail planning prisonbreak, he grinded his charisma stat, then escaped through front door
This man managed to get to Canada and evaded police until 2007!
Escapee: "There's a prison here?"
Cop: "Yeah"
Escapee: "Man it is hot!"
That killed me. He must've been shitting bricks.
Yuh
You would think the cop would be a little more suspicious lol you can see the cam thermometer says its 114
@Kenneth Peralta how?
@Kenneth Peralta had no idea
@Kali Evelynn I meant that as in he is out for a jog in that heat
Cop: Whats your name sir?
Me (in all anxiety) : Jimmy Neutron.
lmaoo
This is amazing
Lol funny actually laughed
Cop: Whats your name sir?
Me (in all anxiety) : Bruce Wayne
big papa ye
Almost deserves an Oscar for that bit of acting
He used 2 different names and still managed to get away with it. Proof that it's all about confidence if he stuttered the officer would have realized.
"Theres a prison here???" Best acting jobs by a con in a short film goes to...
These nuts
Joe mama
Lol
Of the old man played among us the so called jogger would of been in the back of that car a long time ago
chrisinhd 😂
He wasn’t running from the law. He was JOGGING from the law
😂😂
Lol that's funny
SMOOOTH
Omg I’m late to this shit but damm he smooth 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
You were the clAss clown weren’t you
Him: "I'm sorry I had to hold you up"....
Cop: "Nah, I'm just doing my job man"
Iiiiiii know you are....
Legend has it he went on to write a book called: The Art of Bullshitting. By Robert (Jimmy) Jones.
That 10 minutes probably felt longer than any time he spends in prison...
Very true
Yes
Y
especially considering it was 113 degrees out.
Pxgf oh yeah yeah
The lesson is: Don't run away from cops, just jog.
I'll remember that next time I mug someone
I actually once did that
Really??? What about crazy leprous white supremacist civilians??? I only ask because Ahmaud Aubrey might disagree! Smfh.
@@thefuture5572 Who tf goes jogging in timbs and with a hammer in hand?
Also, be white.
After 17 years i randomly got recommended this master piece😆
“What’s your address?” “I don’t have an address, I’m staying in a hotel”. 😳🤔🤔🤔
This guy must be one of Lester’s men, so clever and calm.
lester the molestor?
From gta?
Atomic Ditto correct
Chee Tang takes 30% for doing nothing
Xiao Shah 😂😂😂😂but he plans everything
Officer was chatting with him like they were old pals.
This proves their are some non racicts cops out there.
Bad he didn't realize that he was speacking to the escapee...
But it was cool that he was nice and professional.
I know this comment won’t get 1k likes🤣😭
@GO Life Not everything is about race kid.
Quinoa Karma he got fired
POOP STAIN it did tho dumbass
Earned it. For this level of social skills. I would politely let him live the rest of his life peacefully and never look for him again.