I was convinced punches and kicks sounded like “PISH!” back when I was a kid, because I’d hear the sound effect all the time in movies lol. I was so convinced that I was disappointed when I heard a punch in real life & it sounded like a smack or a thud 😂🤦🏿♂️
So much of this movie looks like the director tried to channel "Big Trouble in Little China", but they just fundamentally didn't understand what made that movie funny.
19:27 - 19:32 You know, I would like to see Double Toasted do their own recreation of that as advertisement for DTMerch. It shows someone opening a door, and Korey along with Martin and everyone else steps in with their DT gear on. Korey then says "We are Double Toasted" while taking off their sunglasses all at once.
If I had the chance to make a Double Dragon movie, I'd have it be a mix of The Warriors and Big Trouble in Little China, and I'd have Machine Gun Willie be the villain
BIGGEST LAUGHS IN ORDER 4:03 "They Rebuild It Real Quick" ☆☆☆☆☆ 4:50 "The Punch of Comedy" ☆☆☆☆☆ 5:06 "The L.A. Sign Explodes" ☆☆☆☆☆ 7:37 "Gut Punchin' A Woman" ☆☆☆ 10:18 "The Juggao Convention" ☆☆☆☆☆ 10:54 "Holy S*** It's Vanna White, For Real!" (Sorry, America. It Doesn't Count.) 12:21 "Karate Kid Is Down" ☆☆☆☆☆ 16:55 "Crazy Freak With A Mohawk" ☆☆☆☆☆ 20:47 "Screamin' At Furniture" ☆☆☆☆ 23:36 "Worst Camouflage Ever" ☆☆☆ 26:24 "Perverted Predators" ☆☆☆☆
They didn’t just draw from the classic quarter muncher for this adaptation. There was a six issue, limited series by Marvel, which added more lore than the property ever needed. Then there was the animated series which added even more backstory and mythos to a one note plot. This movie borrowed liberally from the comic and the cartoon and, as a result, makes about as much sense as frogs doing fractions.
I remember Martin joking about Drogon and Rhaegal having a spin off called Double Dragon and Korey getting pissed. I didn't know this was an actual movie.
Robert Patrick’s character has the medallion which gave him power over the soul which allows him to take over peoples bodies but billy has the medallion which have him power over the body which made him immune to any damage and also protected him from being possessed and they do explain that in the movie
Wait let me get this straight: You have Billy right there. You bring up Mortal Kombat and yet you don't bring up the fact that his brother is playing Jax in the upcoming new film and try to get some info out of him?
The thing with Hollywood video game adaptations is start picking games that are actually known for story and not gameplay. Instead of giving us a double dragon, sonic, or need for speed movie, make a halo, last of us, or mass effect movie. At least those has established worlds and plenty of story opportunities.
A real adaptation of the game should've been a mix of The Warriors, Escape From New York and Mad Max. I'm pretty sure those are the films that inspired the games lol
This movie isn’t the only video game movie where they put their own arcade. Remember RAMPAGE did the same where the villains including the girl with the red dress had a Rampage arcade in the background
I was chewing my cookies and u guys showed the kid who almost got killed ( he probably got killed ) and bruh! I laughed so hard that my head felt light almost fainted, almost chocked on the cookies and they were falling off my mouth! DAMN IT! YOU GUYS ALMOST KILLED ME! YOU GOT YOUR SELF A SUB!
This was my jam when I was kid man. My parents didn't buy vhs tapes at home. Till my dad came home with a bundle from the pawn shop and I didn't complain.
There were a ton of Fist of the North Star references in the original Double Dragon lore. The Lee bro’s were masters of a secret Kung fu school, and Marian was taken so they would reveal its secrets to the gangs leader. There were also a bunch of Bruce Lee references.
Now this a pleasant surprise and already see this being 100 times way funnier (Martin's and Billy's laughs) and researched than the Nostalgia Critic's nitpick low hanging fruit jokes of a rushed screaming review done years ago.
I remember this movie. It was a huge disappointment for me. There was a Double Dragon TV show out around the time to movie came out. It was actually a pretty decent show.
I honestly think the best no reason explosion was in Van Helsing. A horse-drawn carriage goes over a cliff, it explodes ... what exploded it was wood !
It's a dumb movie but Mark Dacascos is actually a really good martial artist. Watch Only the Strong. B movie quality but cool fight scenes. Would love to see DT review it or Just One of The Guys
Cool Breeze but make a league movie fully animated instead of live action and let them go with a R rating cuz why not? plus the monster hunter movie is gonna blow since i am expecting a shitty director and poor grasp of the material and don’t get me started on the premise! and at least make it pg 13
This movie pissed me off! ~after watching the review~ I didn't notice half the stuff they were pointing out. That's too funny. Also, why does Abobo have a nutsack on his neck?
@@KageMaxwell Oh no it definitely doesn't look good or anything lol. It took me a lot of years of seeing that in passing to finally realize what it was..
The only redeeming thing about this movie was Mark Dacascos, he's a great martial artist, and I'll watch anything he's in, lol. This is my favorite beat 'em game series, second to Streets of Rage!
No, Robert Patrick was the only good thing in the film, he acts everyone off the screen. Dacascos is a star for his fighting, cos it certainly ain't for his acting ability.
In the part at the beginning, if you read their lips, they're saying the lines in English. Then they dubbed them, and subtitled them in English with the actual dialog they said on set. 😆
"Eats some fist, buttheads!" That sounds like something a 5-year-old would say in a playground fight
I was 5 when this came out...
They made the right call for that time😅😅😅
Billy and Matin’s laugh is like Riddler and the Joker.
Which one is the Riddler and which is the Joker?
I’ve always looked at Corey as The Joker, Billy as The Riddler, and Martin as The Penguin lol.
I’ll let you decided.
@@ayotundesoluade5512 Who's Eartha Kitt?
@@ayotundesoluade5512 Except when Billy laughs he sounds like he ate Mark Hamil.
Omg..I used to like this movie only because I loved the game and cartoon. I got older and realized I was trippin
Couch T. Same here, i rented this in the summer of 95 lol
I was convinced punches and kicks sounded like “PISH!” back when I was a kid, because I’d hear the sound effect all the time in movies lol. I was so convinced that I was disappointed when I heard a punch in real life & it sounded like a smack or a thud 😂🤦🏿♂️
So much of this movie looks like the director tried to channel "Big Trouble in Little China", but they just fundamentally didn't understand what made that movie funny.
Lol double dragon couldn't even be freaking surf ninjas!
If you want a proper double dragon movie, then just watch Van Damme's Double Impact.
Lol. 👍
@Lenin Dominguez More accurate compared to the movie, but still kind of an in name only adaption.
billy laughing always put a big smile on my face
Edward Sanchez Productions yeah mine too.
"The stuff they added is stupid" - Korey. The main problem with every adaption.
Billy vs. Martin Laughs. What do y'all prefer?!
The toughest question ever asked? lol
That's like asking who your favorite child is. It's impossible to choose.
Martin, I guess cause I heard his first & it seems really genuine
Speedy Gonzalez both of them.
I prefer martins it’s less obnoxious
19:27 - 19:32
You know, I would like to see Double Toasted do their own recreation of that as advertisement for DTMerch. It shows someone opening a door, and Korey along with Martin and everyone else steps in with their DT gear on. Korey then says "We are Double Toasted" while taking off their sunglasses all at once.
They could’ve just made Double Dragon as an 80s version of The Warriors with martial arts
If I had the chance to make a Double Dragon movie, I'd have it be a mix of The Warriors and Big Trouble in Little China, and I'd have Machine Gun Willie be the villain
I remember Double Dragon had an animated series I thought for a minute Ken and Ryu from street fighter got their own show.
And megaman and street fighter cartoon
Live the code of the dragon. I remember that cartoon
Street Fighter had an animated series during the 90's on USA Network. It was like GI Joe but with Street Fighter characters.
@@Psmgamer Yeah I watched it. It wasn't nearly as good as the Japanese anime one tho
I love how when they said 2007 everyone busted out laughing
BIGGEST LAUGHS IN ORDER
4:03 "They Rebuild It Real Quick"
☆☆☆☆☆
4:50 "The Punch of Comedy"
☆☆☆☆☆
5:06 "The L.A. Sign Explodes"
☆☆☆☆☆
7:37 "Gut Punchin' A Woman"
☆☆☆
10:18 "The Juggao Convention"
☆☆☆☆☆
10:54 "Holy S*** It's Vanna White, For Real!"
(Sorry, America. It Doesn't Count.)
12:21 "Karate Kid Is Down"
☆☆☆☆☆
16:55 "Crazy Freak With A Mohawk"
☆☆☆☆☆
20:47 "Screamin' At Furniture"
☆☆☆☆
23:36 "Worst Camouflage Ever"
☆☆☆
26:24 "Perverted Predators"
☆☆☆☆
Man, I remember loving the Double Dragon cartoon show as a kid 😅🤷♂️
Robert Patrick in this film looks like a mix between George Michael and Charlie Sheen.
They didn’t just draw from the classic quarter muncher for this adaptation. There was a six issue, limited series by Marvel, which added more lore than the property ever needed. Then there was the animated series which added even more backstory and mythos to a one note plot. This movie borrowed liberally from the comic and the cartoon and, as a result, makes about as much sense as frogs doing fractions.
Thought I was the only person that read that. Was pretty cool. Made the mistake of thinking they'd go that route with the movie. Sadly mistaken
i heard this movie was suppose to be alot more R-rated. but the studio made them re-write the whole thing to be more kid friendly
I remember Martin joking about Drogon and Rhaegal having a spin off called Double Dragon and Korey getting pissed. I didn't know this was an actual movie.
Yeah this movie is a classic
The Double toasted crew never disappoints, you guys are freaking hilarious, lmao
Robert Patrick’s character has the medallion which gave him power over the soul which allows him to take over peoples bodies but billy has the medallion which have him power over the body which made him immune to any damage and also protected him from being possessed and they do explain that in the movie
0:07
Why has Billy not auditioned for the Joker's Laugh yet!?
Thomas Fredrickson good question.
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Wait let me get this straight: You have Billy right there. You bring up Mortal Kombat and yet you don't bring up the fact that his brother is playing Jax in the upcoming new film and try to get some info out of him?
Double Dragon Neon, Super Double Dragon and Rage of the Dragons are amazing games to this day.
Double Dragon Advance.
People: Sonic is the best video game adaptation ever.
Me: I know It's been a year but have we forgotten detective pikachu.
Fun Fact: Angry Birds Movie 2 has a higher percentage than both
Detective Pikachu was boring gn
I was talking live adaptations not animated
You didn’t specify :p
Nah mortal kombat the original
At least we got a free shot at Alyssa Milano's Assets...
@Raymond Frand i will thank you do you have others
@Raymond Frand I just knew someone was going to bring this up
Man she was good looking in this
@@iwillrateyou9375 Poison Ivy 2
@@maxxcreese9911 was that her? I remember that old movie 😂
I looooove this movie! When I was young I used to watch it all the time...almost every single day.
You guys should review the Fist of the North Star movie next
I remember that movie
That movie was bad too 🤣
Sounds like a porn parody lol
@@MrAjay2353 it was a bad movie, but it had its moments.
Awe you guys gotta finish up with van damme Street Fighter. Would love to hear you guys clown on it
Imagine if they gave us a Streets Of Rage movie during that time.
That was the game I played all damn time.... Mix it up with Double dragon
I’m embarrassed. This was one of my favorite movies when I was 8 years up. But I’m 30 lol. Didn’t age well
"They look like backup dancers for Marky Mark."
LMFAO!!!
I love how every one of these always have at least one scene that makes Billy lose his shit
The thing with Hollywood video game adaptations is start picking games that are actually known for story and not gameplay. Instead of giving us a double dragon, sonic, or need for speed movie, make a halo, last of us, or mass effect movie. At least those has established worlds and plenty of story opportunities.
A real adaptation of the game should've been a mix of The Warriors, Escape From New York and Mad Max. I'm pretty sure those are the films that inspired the games lol
35:46 And the movies universe implodes on itself.
Man, i love this movie when i was a kid. My sister brought the vhs over and blew my fking mind lol.
Even as a kid, I knewlike a shirt from DTMerch.com, you can't go wrong with these bad movie reviews, they just fit.
I like double dragon movie growing up as a kid in the 80's&90's
I remember seeing this in theaters when I was 10. Even back then, I knew this was trash.
Lol same here, and I was obsessed with the games at the time.
@@TheWuCepticon1981 Same, had all three on the NES and IV on the SNES. So this was a huge let down for me.
Don't forget DBZ
So_Ramdom_Nece_ I want to forget.
28:50 literally shit my pants with laughter on that door just bloooowing the hell up
Only thing I remember from this film was those ass shots and the boss turning into 2 lizard Men. 😂😂😂
Same. Cuz when I saw this as a kid, it was right after she was on “Who’s the Boss?” and I remember thinking, oh wow I didn’t know she was hot lol
This movie also meshed in elements from the animated series. hence the shadow master powers at the end and the big muscular mutant
I still regret seeing it in theaters to this day
This movie isn’t the only video game movie where they put their own arcade. Remember RAMPAGE did the same where the villains including the girl with the red dress had a Rampage arcade in the background
Video eight seconds in: "Billy.exe has stopped working"
Me (who saw Double Dragon as a kid): Oh, you have no idea what you're getting into...
I was chewing my cookies and u guys showed the kid who almost got killed ( he probably got killed ) and bruh! I laughed so hard that my head felt light almost fainted, almost chocked on the cookies and they were falling off my mouth! DAMN IT! YOU GUYS ALMOST KILLED ME! YOU GOT YOUR SELF A SUB!
4:51 boom mic in full view... pole and all.
It's not in the actual film though.
This was my jam when I was kid man. My parents didn't buy vhs tapes at home. Till my dad came home with a bundle from the pawn shop and I didn't complain.
*cries in Silent Hill*
Snackers lmao
There were a ton of Fist of the North Star references in the original Double Dragon lore. The Lee bro’s were masters of a secret Kung fu school, and Marian was taken so they would reveal its secrets to the gangs leader. There were also a bunch of Bruce Lee references.
Robert Patrick did his inner Shockmaster, nailed it, and didn't fall on his ass with a 1 dollar store Shao Kahn laugh.
"Today's secret ingredient is, BEEERRRR!"
Review Sleepwalkers, a terrible movie, but it's so bad that it's cheesy, goofy, gory fun and absolutely hilarious.
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought the Liquid Metal actor guy from T2s career was over after this movie. LOL That was foul. =]
From What I've heard, the Game actually takes inspiration from a film called "Streets of Fire".
4:51 BRUH, THE MIC! I'M DONE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I loved Double Dragon cartoon from 1993-1994.
1992-1995 actually
Do street fighter movie or Mortal Kombat annihilation next!!
Now this a pleasant surprise and already see this being 100 times way funnier (Martin's and Billy's laughs) and researched than the Nostalgia Critic's nitpick low hanging fruit jokes of a rushed screaming review done years ago.
Fact!!!
Sonic movie was good. I liked it more than Detective pikachu and Angry birds at least.
There is an angry birds movie?
@@jermeycoldworld1898 it's a fully animated film made by Sony pictures. It had a sequel aswell.
MAN... DON'T YOU EVER SAY "TOO 90'S FOR THE 90'S"!!!! :P
I remember this movie. It was a huge disappointment for me. There was a Double Dragon TV show out around the time to movie came out. It was actually a pretty decent show.
They should have just followed the Animated movie storyline if they were not going to do the game properly
I honestly think the best no reason explosion was in Van Helsing. A horse-drawn carriage goes over a cliff, it explodes ... what exploded it was wood !
4:53 what the hell ! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I can‘t stop laughing 😂😂 the Little kid aahahhha
Don LaFontaine, God rest his soul. DAMN he got paid to narrate those trailers
Loved that flik as a kid.
I notice that one of the guys who are starring at Alyssa Milano's rear is the actor who played Wo Fat in the 2010 Hawaii 5-0.
The guy on the right is the Chairman for Iron Chef America these days. I wonder if he remembers this with any fondness?
This was one of my favorite movies when I was little lol
Spongebob: Hi mailman!
Mailman: 24:48-24:52
Spongebob: Ok! See you tomorrow!
Leave my man Gary from the 'Weird Science' tv show alone (guy playing mohawk henchman in Bobo's gang)! He ain't done nothing to you!
There is a Neo Geo game adaptation for the movie adaptation of the game. Ironically enough, the game is good.
The "Castlevania" nod was definitely appreciated! Damn good Netflix adaptation, for sure. Which reminds me: time to watch Season 3!
I was obseesed with the movies, games and cartoon of that franchise back in the day.
OMG! That's CLEVELAND's Tower City Center filling in for Los Angeles
It's a dumb movie but Mark Dacascos is actually a really good martial artist. Watch Only the Strong. B movie quality but cool fight scenes. Would love to see DT review it or Just One of The Guys
Michael Bay must've been the intern on this. Lol
*Still holding out for League Of Legends and Ikari Warriors!*
Cool Breeze but make a league movie fully animated instead of live action and let them go with a R rating cuz why not?
plus the monster hunter movie is gonna blow since i am expecting a shitty director and poor grasp of the material and don’t get me started on the premise! and at least make it pg 13
Wb/Dc animated needs to hire billy for his laugh alone.
Please DO MARIO BROTHERS! The movie thanks DT
Saw that movie in theaters as a kid. It was terrible and nothing like the videogame.
What's crazy is that they are doing a movie review of this; when the collection of NES games comes out tomorrow for the PS4 and Switch. Good timing!
I love the fact that the audience couldn’t hold it when the trailer man announced the year 2007😂
This movie pissed me off!
~after watching the review~ I didn't notice half the stuff they were pointing out. That's too funny. Also, why does Abobo have a nutsack on his neck?
It's supposed to be mutant sized traps lol..
Oh, okay. That actually makes sense. Thanks. Still, it looks so weird.
@@KageMaxwell Oh no it definitely doesn't look good or anything lol. It took me a lot of years of seeing that in passing to finally realize what it was..
Just remember that they even made a fighting game based on this incarnation of Double Dragon
Which game?
Neo Geo Arcade game
The only redeeming thing about this movie was Mark Dacascos, he's a great martial artist, and I'll watch anything he's in, lol. This is my favorite beat 'em game series, second to Streets of Rage!
No, Robert Patrick was the only good thing in the film, he acts everyone off the screen. Dacascos is a star for his fighting, cos it certainly ain't for his acting ability.
Double Dragon can be watched on Tubi and Prime Video!
7:43 These fools had a car! They could have caught up in seconds, why where they chasing after the bad guys on foot?! 😭
One of my favorite bad movies, loved the games on NES.
I just looked up the movie on IMDb and it says that Paul Dini wrote this movie's story.
I wonder if he wrote the screenplay that Robert Patrick liked?
Double Dragon on NES was the birth of the gamer in me... Prob my favorite game of all time... Movie pure unadulterated trash...
This use to be my movie as a kid! 😂😂
They should've done the Double Dragon movie off the cartoon show at least it had story to work with lol 😃
The neo geo game based on this movie was actually pretty good
Alyssa with blond hair. That is different.
In the part at the beginning, if you read their lips, they're saying the lines in English. Then they dubbed them, and subtitled them in English with the actual dialog they said on set. 😆
This movie looked like a power rangers version of The Warriors
Yo I found n noticed on 0:03, there a mic, a long mic to hear the actors talk is showing in the movie while the action happens.
It's not in the actual film though.
these bad movie reviews are not complete without Billy laughing his butt off