Had an ex where we broke up like 4 times and it was always in private, just us two. Every time, she would lose her fucking mind, threaten to kill herself, break shit, etc. The one time it happened in front of people, she got super composed like she was doing customer service for a huge company, became super smug and pretentious, literally like it was both humorous and miniscule as hell to her. She left and immediately called me, freaking out and screaming while driving.
The orbiters are rage inducing. Any girl that is at the level of "kind of cute" or higher can essentially field several platoons to battle you on a whim. Super hot girls can bring a battalion down.
Patrice called the calm bitchy business voice “The Representative” that women send out at the beginning and ending of relationships, it’s also their “phone voice” that they practice before every friendly call.
i had a dime piece break up with me at my lowest moment. we were living together, i started packing rigjt away. she walks up & says “ you still have to share rent with me” i smiled & asked her one question & left. whos name is on the lease😂 she gained 100 pounds & had a baby with a weirdo.
There really is an army of dudes for every hot girl. Years ago, I was at the record store in my hometown (small city) and this hot girl that _every_ guy in my friend circle was "friends" with, but who I'd never spoken with, was walking by as I exited the store. She was like, "Hey, I know you, right?" And we struck up a 45 second conversation, basic introductuons, maybe I'll see you around blahblah, and we went in opposite directions. It so happens that three guys I know, who also knew her, drove by in the same car just as we were talking. I saw them go by. No joke, all three of these dudes called me that night asking the same question, "Dude, are you fucking her?" in the same the horrible suspicious way, almost like one criminal asks another if he's a rat. The desperation you have to feel to do that is insane and sad and gay lol And I never spoke to the girl once after that, at all haha
This cut me to my core. I broke up with a girl after 7 years. It was my first time not being dumped. I always hated thar movie. I thought it was because I felt for the real kid.
This is why I thank god I discovered Patrice O’Neal when I was 16. Learned early on not to take any of that absolute gaslighting garbage from a woman or from anyone.
Black phillip show taught me so much.I rewatch every year or so, and i still get valuable info to think on. Patrice was a fat black genius.Miss that guy
You gotta be a pretty high calibre male not to take shit from women and still get action. Otherwise it's either a life of an incel or dating ultra low quality crazies.
The breakup analysis reasons are always insane lmaoooooooo after cheating on me with my best friend, my ex was like “well sometimes you do get mad at small things and it puts me under anxiety” like shut the fuck up 😂😂😂😂
@@kirsty_yamaha I had an ex who cheated on me within the the first month of dating, and I believe another time or two years later. Fucked up part is that I easily could have, and eventually did, done better than her in the looks department. I, retardedly, stuck around and one time we had a pretty awful, loud break up and kicked her out. A few days later, I had another ex over for the night and this bitch broke in and made a huge scene and tried to fight the chick. I reminded her that we were broken up and that she cheated on me. This bitch, with a straight ass face, said "That was completely different. I just didn't know what I wanted. What you did was worse because you knew that we were gonna get back together. I cheated because I was confused. You fucked her out of revenge. That's not even comparable and it's evil." I swear to God, I almost caught a battery charge after she said that
An army of white knights. Ugh. Imagine getting 200 dms every day of people exhalting you and trying to bone you. Imagine what that does to your psyche if you arent of rock solid constitution.
Question is... who's more to blame? I almost can't blame anyone for enabling simp behavior. Hard not to enjoy the benefits when you are the main character in the "Simp-sons". If there weren't so many people willing to fill the role of Simp, then the Pimp is powerless. However, I will assign more blame to the Pimp if they are actively recruiting simps, with complete awareness that they are using their harem of Simps for personal gain and have no intention of smashing with any of them. I'd be interested to see how Plato and Socrates would have parsed this issue and then developed some kind of complicated philosophy to explain it. Maybe write an allegorical novella that is titled, "Keep It Simp-le".
@@popeyedoyle6360 pfff jajajajaja you literally have disgusting tranies on congress, tranies teaching your children and children transitioning at 10, pathetic, go kneel at a football game
Oh, I shut down my heart when my first girlfriend cheated on me when I was 13. I think I developed sociopathy because I didnt try again untill I was like 25 and all my formative years were gone. Now I am 39 and my therapist think I am autistic.
@@ThunderDomeBoxingTalkI have burnt so many bridges in general on principles or most oftem the fact that people stop responding when I push them on having a rational explanation for their behavior. I suspect that early onset alzheimers will kick in within the next 15 years or so from the amount of isolation I have experienced.
My first breakup, I choked, she knew I was doing it, but I fckin choked. A week later when I didn't talk to her, she said "just come meet me and we'll break up properly"... damn that was weak. Awful.
I like talking stages where you pour out everything about your existence to a girl and exchange heartfelt messages for months and then one day they’re like “nah”. Idk how they don’t respect the emotional connection forming between them and someone new. They’re just willing to sever that shit at any time over literally nothing. The last girl I talked to I spent two months being told the nicest shit I have ever been told by anyone. Finally making me feel like she’s a human being that has interest in me. Then her best friend broke up with her boyfriend and convinced her to break up with me. I guess at a certain point when you’re an attractive woman you’ve just connected with too many people, they all fade into each other and don’t matter and you’re totally incapable of having empathy or remorse for just cutting people off for no logical reason. Like enough more of these and I’m gonna never have the capacity to believe that someone likes me even if they do.
Unironically You just described an element of Narcissism idealization-devaluation.i understand that there might be nuances, this holds. Weight when it's a recurring pattern in their life.
@@Jeskoarturasiannevera idk whether you’re accusing me of that behavior or not, but I definitely am not mentally fucked up and insane. Im not into mind games and brain torture. Im gonna safely assume you mean her. In which case you’d be right.
My Ex-wife could pass for Lena Paul's twin. Whenever we got in a fight 5 6 dudes come out of nowhere to comfort her and be on her side, she thought they were just her friends. After divorce they all got a turn and never called again. LOL now she is older and heavier no one calls her. LOL
I’ve tried arguing and come to the conclusion that’s never gonna work. The better move is to say your piece and then stop talking to them for a minute and then they come back to you. Results may vary.
@@liamleonard9120They like when a guy does not follow their manipulations, they might act like they are upset, but it shows them they chose well and you wont be manipulated by others
The most powerful people in the world (psychologically) are beautiful young to middle aged women. All wars and crimes of passion have been waged to meet their tyrannical demands. Does this mean they are overrated? From some experience I can say, mostly, yes. Beauty is sublime but it can also hide a twisted soul. It's also not a cake walk to be one of these types. Some are beautiful in and out but that is rare and they typically marry young because they aren't looking to play games and manipulate people. I'd say you want a healthy woman, who appeals to you personally but make sure you are in control of yourself and that she wants to be supportive of you just as you want to provide and protect her. I do not envy young men in this era. Be wise, disciplined and remember "Venus favors the bold."
In general, beautiful women if they’ve always been beautiful, are nightmares to deal with. If they were pretty their whole lives they’ve never had to have a personality, are unbelievably selfish, and typically are lazy bums… can you tell I just broke up with one?
Choosing not to believe this....What a cruel thing that would be..... Dude should make a P@treon and have it be like a dollar(since he doesn't want to profit he said).....
Because I like to drink. You can join me and not drink or not lol like you don’t give a shit and obviously correct honest answer. Probably throw them and they’ll sit with you
Pablo Francisco is the craziest name drop I've heard in the past ten years. honestly was prob my first favorite comedian when I was like 13 but I completely forgot about him before this comment lol
![Lp. Сердце Вселенной #60 РОЖДЕНИЕ ЛОЛОЛОШКИ [Финал] • Майнкрафт](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YoR0pAV9FVQ/mqdefault.jpg)
It’s so funny when girls act super serious in a conversation after a break up. They put on this weird professional power point presenter persona.
This happened to me with my ex but it made me so fuckn skilled at writing emails now though. I sound like a Harvard graduate after the ordeal.
The legendary quintuple P's. Rare but I'mportant occasion when those bad boys are busted out
Had an ex where we broke up like 4 times and it was always in private, just us two. Every time, she would lose her fucking mind, threaten to kill herself, break shit, etc. The one time it happened in front of people, she got super composed like she was doing customer service for a huge company, became super smug and pretentious, literally like it was both humorous and miniscule as hell to her. She left and immediately called me, freaking out and screaming while driving.
@@dudelydudeington9789 maybe leave it at 4 times 😂😂
@@liamleonard9120 oh, trust me. I was a total dumbass at the time.
“He mystery manned you” 😂😂
Soder literally needs to learn the Mystery Method. This is embarrassing.
Looooooool
@@johntallanger4036 what's that?
@@johntallanger4036 what's the mystery method?
@@frame-perfectadskip9159 it's a system this gay magician designed to pick up girls
“Dude... I will have my revenge. In this life or the next. I’m coming in hot”
Goddamn hysterical lmao.
he was quoting gladiator since soder brought it up lmao
@steez8287 I know
Picturing Hot Girls having untold numbers of dudes diving from rooftops like she's Ezio in Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
Dude, what on earth made you write that
It’s Friday midnight in Stockholm, you got me on the floor 😂🤣
Thank you for bringing me back to this clip two years later. Blessed be the dawgs
The orbiters are rage inducing. Any girl that is at the level of "kind of cute" or higher can essentially field several platoons to battle you on a whim. Super hot girls can bring a battalion down.
This is what happens
Patrice called the calm bitchy business voice “The Representative” that women send out at the beginning and ending of relationships, it’s also their “phone voice” that they practice before every friendly call.
Patrice Wilson
Fuckin brilliant
Holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂
i had a dime piece break up with me at my lowest moment. we were living together, i started packing rigjt away. she walks up & says “ you still have to share rent with me” i smiled & asked her one question & left. whos name is on the lease😂 she gained 100 pounds & had a baby with a weirdo.
I felt so much cathartic release from this comment.
w
You could have been that weirdo.
Love to see the dawgs winning 🫡
@@grungepants But he wasn't 😌
never let your chick chill with Z
Z-Ski, Garunteed they have a secret handshake 🤝
That’s why your brother killed himself!
Big Z
😢
Who's Zed? Zed's dead
There really is an army of dudes for every hot girl. Years ago, I was at the record store in my hometown (small city) and this hot girl that _every_ guy in my friend circle was "friends" with, but who I'd never spoken with, was walking by as I exited the store. She was like, "Hey, I know you, right?" And we struck up a 45 second conversation, basic introductuons, maybe I'll see you around blahblah, and we went in opposite directions. It so happens that three guys I know, who also knew her, drove by in the same car just as we were talking. I saw them go by.
No joke, all three of these dudes called me that night asking the same question, "Dude, are you fucking her?" in the same the horrible suspicious way, almost like one criminal asks another if he's a rat. The desperation you have to feel to do that is insane and sad and gay lol
And I never spoke to the girl once after that, at all haha
Shouldve contacted her and went for it dude
@@Monscent You're probably right, but I more than made up for any missed opportunities throughout my 20s and 30s.
What age are you and these dudes
@@chadgrov At the time (late 90s), were all around 23ish
@@peachmelba1000 yeah that makes sense. So gay, that’s why I asked that’s a really 23 year old creeper dude move
In the middle of a breakup right and this clip has me dying laughing. Makes me feel better that it happens to the best of us. Praise be to the dawgs
dan soder is so fucking funny. loved him in billions and had zero idea he was even a comedian. criminally underrated
He sounds like he inhaled that gas that does the opposite of of helium lmao.
Sulfur hexaflouride. I always thought the same of that guy that played Buffalo Bill in silence of the lambs. Not so much with soder
God's Favorite Son of Gary I tell you what
Alpha Dog reference had me dying. No better trio in comedy than these three
This cut me to my core. I broke up with a girl after 7 years. It was my first time not being dumped. I always hated thar movie. I thought it was because I felt for the real kid.
Its equally comforting and disturbing that so many big Dawgs have the same bbg problems
Western women are broken. If you attempt to date them, you'll always have these problems.
We're all just human beans in the end
@@rdcruick bean life
I'm going through this shit right now and holy fuck is it therapeutic to see I'm not the only one that is beyond confused by BBGs and their behaviour
This is why I thank god I discovered Patrice O’Neal when I was 16. Learned early on not to take any of that absolute gaslighting garbage from a woman or from anyone.
Any particular clips you'd recommend?
Black philip show
Fr it really is a blessing, like legit took notes
Black phillip show taught me so much.I rewatch every year or so, and i still get valuable info to think on.
Patrice was a fat black genius.Miss that guy
You gotta be a pretty high calibre male not to take shit from women and still get action. Otherwise it's either a life of an incel or dating ultra low quality crazies.
The breakup analysis reasons are always insane lmaoooooooo after cheating on me with my best friend, my ex was like “well sometimes you do get mad at small things and it puts me under anxiety” like shut the fuck up 😂😂😂😂
It is funny how "anxiety" is a new even more retarded criticism chicks will have if their exes.
fist becoming clenched reading this
Jesus man, i hope you got her out of your life as fast as possible, and i hope shit like this never happens to me, people suck huh
Apparently, you also put her under your best friend.
@@kirsty_yamaha I had an ex who cheated on me within the the first month of dating, and I believe another time or two years later. Fucked up part is that I easily could have, and eventually did, done better than her in the looks department.
I, retardedly, stuck around and one time we had a pretty awful, loud break up and kicked her out. A few days later, I had another ex over for the night and this bitch broke in and made a huge scene and tried to fight the chick. I reminded her that we were broken up and that she cheated on me. This bitch, with a straight ass face, said "That was completely different. I just didn't know what I wanted. What you did was worse because you knew that we were gonna get back together. I cheated because I was confused. You fucked her out of revenge. That's not even comparable and it's evil."
I swear to God, I almost caught a battery charge after she said that
I'm sorry but Shane pulling a SOLID Gladiator quote cements it - King 🤴 7:04
Hot girls trip and about to fall, random dude's jump on the ground out of no where like the Secret Service when Kennedy got brained.
Its simple: from their point of view there is always someone(men) around that will help/agree with them.
Until the day comes when she changes from a company that you invest your money in, into a bank where you just make deposits.
If it has Soders name in the title,it’s an automatic click! He’s ALWAYS HILARIOUS
Danny Sodez. BBGs. _Automatic._
Fr literally everyone on dating apps been ran through even the ugly ones 😂😂.
Ugly ones get it the most
@@mactallica9293lies. I ain’t getting nothing out here
This conversation, the analogies and anecdotes, the off the cuff tone, was dope
Shit is TIGHT dude
True, every hot girl has a army of simps. I’ve dated a couple smoke shows, and their dm’s could fill an arena.
Props to you for getting in there lmao. It is ridiculous to see a woman’s dms. Even normal looking girls
An army of white knights. Ugh. Imagine getting 200 dms every day of people exhalting you and trying to bone you. Imagine what that does to your psyche if you arent of rock solid constitution.
Bro, even 5's and 6's have this, just slightly less so.
Question is... who's more to blame? I almost can't blame anyone for enabling simp behavior. Hard not to enjoy the benefits when you are the main character in the "Simp-sons".
If there weren't so many people willing to fill the role of Simp, then the Pimp is powerless. However, I will assign more blame to the Pimp if they are actively recruiting simps, with complete awareness that they are using their harem of Simps for personal gain and have no intention of smashing with any of them.
I'd be interested to see how Plato and Socrates would have parsed this issue and then developed some kind of complicated philosophy to explain it. Maybe write an allegorical novella that is titled, "Keep It Simp-le".
@@RustCole01 Blame not the thot, blame not the simp. For both are lacking the truest guide of all. A father.
This is good. We need more broken hearted Ski's stories. Ski's have hearts too!
Hot chicks are worth the bad attitude for maybe half a year at most
Half of half a year
No matter how hot a girl is, there is a guy out there that is sick of her shit 😂
The ol 6 month pussy distraction until you wise up and spread your wings
@@Clembothey’re worth it the first night they’re in your bed. And probably not even then.
going thru a rough breakup, this was great. thank you
Same here. Hope things have gotten better for you
The laugh at 7:48 killed me after Matts “didn’t they kill them with an AK47” lmao
You know how people pretend Patrice O'Neil was a philosopher who had great insight? I hope Shane gets that level of credit before he dies.
Tbf Patrice was on a different level. Shane is funny, but not Patrice funny.
@@VincentsVideoVisionsi havent laughed at patrice once, must be cause im not an american obsessed with blacks
@don-mp6 your just european obsessed with gays or what?
@@popeyedoyle6360 pfff jajajajaja you literally have disgusting tranies on congress, tranies teaching your children and children transitioning at 10, pathetic, go kneel at a football game
@@Don-mp6pqthis. I'm an American and the way people bend over backwards simping for blacks is just embarrassing
Dan Soder is gold!
"hot girls act like tough guys" lmao that's such a great premise or setup or whatever
This was a great clip 💯🔥
Oh, I shut down my heart when my first girlfriend cheated on me when I was 13. I think I developed sociopathy because I didnt try again untill I was like 25 and all my formative years were gone. Now I am 39 and my therapist think I am autistic.
Because you probably do have the tism, from what you said I surely think you do
@@ThunderDomeBoxingTalkI have burnt so many bridges in general on principles or most oftem the fact that people stop responding when I push them on having a rational explanation for their behavior. I suspect that early onset alzheimers will kick in within the next 15 years or so from the amount of isolation I have experienced.
@z0uLess oof, this hit me in the gut
@@z0uLesshang in there brother
@@z0uLessYou got the Tism hard.
Soder is a 45 being played on 33
I will have my revenge.. in this life or the next lmfao
I saw a group of like 10 guys following one girl onetime in like formation. I was high as shit and it was funny as shit
My first breakup, I choked, she knew I was doing it, but I fckin choked. A week later when I didn't talk to her, she said "just come meet me and we'll break up properly"... damn that was weak. Awful.
i wish i knew what ep # this is, i was interested when Shane said “alright here’s somethin-“ then the clip ended
Commented to see if anyone knows
He always puts it in the description
Soders reaction to being told he has a dependency to marijuana still kills me to this day
Dan’s story has to be about Nikki Glaser, right?
Nah
@@Iwasthewalrus Who is it? Is it the rich girl he joked about in his Netflix half hour?
Don't know the name but sounds like the actress he dated.
She’s gross
I've dated hotter chick's than NG. And I'm a nobody, but she's solid still.
I like talking stages where you pour out everything about your existence to a girl and exchange heartfelt messages for months and then one day they’re like “nah”. Idk how they don’t respect the emotional connection forming between them and someone new. They’re just willing to sever that shit at any time over literally nothing. The last girl I talked to I spent two months being told the nicest shit I have ever been told by anyone. Finally making me feel like she’s a human being that has interest in me. Then her best friend broke up with her boyfriend and convinced her to break up with me. I guess at a certain point when you’re an attractive woman you’ve just connected with too many people, they all fade into each other and don’t matter and you’re totally incapable of having empathy or remorse for just cutting people off for no logical reason. Like enough more of these and I’m gonna never have the capacity to believe that someone likes me even if they do.
Unironically You just described an element of Narcissism idealization-devaluation.i understand that there might be nuances, this holds. Weight when it's a recurring pattern in their life.
Yeah I feel this post
@@Jeskoarturasiannevera idk whether you’re accusing me of that behavior or not, but I definitely am not mentally fucked up and insane. Im not into mind games and brain torture. Im gonna safely assume you mean her. In which case you’d be right.
Kept thinking Jimmy Tatro was in this clip
Matt at 0:40 is spot on.
Dan Soder's voice reminds me of Luis J Gomez, but Dan is actually funny
Ehh
Luis is funny. A guy told him he was doing semen retention and he goes "this guy is gay he wants more cum in him"
That is a comedic genius.
I like that Matt is so dumb he got mad about the mob being mean 😂
I love women, I just hate how they can play me. I'm a sucker.
My Ex-wife could pass for Lena Paul's twin. Whenever we got in a fight 5 6 dudes come out of nowhere to comfort her and be on her side, she thought they were just her friends. After divorce they all got a turn and never called again. LOL now she is older and heavier no one calls her. LOL
Not trying to be an asshole but Lena Paul's face is fucked beyond saving.
Bbg came into my life and showed me i was being a weenie. Thank you lord for these angels
It was my hit em up 🤣
Women never accept their faults and responsibility, its always the guys fault 😄😄😄
I’ve tried arguing and come to the conclusion that’s never gonna work. The better move is to say your piece and then stop talking to them for a minute and then they come back to you. Results may vary.
@@liamleonard9120They like when a guy does not follow their manipulations, they might act like they are upset, but it shows them they chose well and you wont be manipulated by others
@@liamleonard9120100%. You can not let them get to you. They respect that.
Bro this Soder dude is FUNNY
It was an uzi in Alpha Dog.
I think it was a TEC-9
unforgivable
where can i listen to this total episode. i cant find it
Patreon pretty sure
Wasn't it a tec 9 in alpha dog?
The characters in the sopranos having relatable problems isn’t supposed to make you like them it supposed to make the show funnier.
A little bit of both
You like them, because they're funny.
The most powerful people in the world (psychologically) are beautiful young to middle aged women. All wars and crimes of passion have been waged to meet their tyrannical demands. Does this mean they are overrated? From some experience I can say, mostly, yes. Beauty is sublime but it can also hide a twisted soul. It's also not a cake walk to be one of these types. Some are beautiful in and out but that is rare and they typically marry young because they aren't looking to play games and manipulate people. I'd say you want a healthy woman, who appeals to you personally but make sure you are in control of yourself and that she wants to be supportive of you just as you want to provide and protect her. I do not envy young men in this era. Be wise, disciplined and remember "Venus favors the bold."
In general, beautiful women if they’ve always been beautiful, are nightmares to deal with. If they were pretty their whole lives they’ve never had to have a personality, are unbelievably selfish, and typically are lazy bums… can you tell I just broke up with one?
@@9chilidogdid it ever get better?
A hottest hot girls are the ones that don’t act hot
Those don’t exist anymore
THE FOOD CHICK IS FOR THE STREETS!
Which ep is this?
94
Yo was Vecchione Youngstown Ohio,. Lot of them reside there.
Dan, matt, shane mesh well.
I like the ducks XD
I am the Z
Lee's videos are gone again!!! KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!
Liberally cutting over it rn. Jk but still.
UA-cam hates happiness
I need to actually commit to saving Lee's comps, they're fuvking GOLD and they're a GENIUS that I miss errday, bro
Choosing not to believe this....What a cruel thing that would be.....
Dude should make a P@treon and have it be like a dollar(since he doesn't want to profit he said).....
Emotional flashbang
Is this Annie Lederman?
Yes
Dan Soder just won't stop talking about his rich hot ex girlfriend For FS ! 💩
Cool Adam is trippin...
Cool Adam I’m gonna tell Nick you got out of your cage
Bring Back Group?
Because I like to drink. You can join me and not drink or not lol like you don’t give a shit and obviously correct honest answer. Probably throw them and they’ll sit with you
classic
happy i found this shit show. good stuff.
What’s a “BBG” ?
Beautiful baby girl
WAT BBG?
😂
Hi
Soder would be way funnier if he didn't have to speak in whacky voices 70% of the time. He's become Pablo Francisco.
No
Pablo Francisco is the craziest name drop I've heard in the past ten years. honestly was prob my first favorite comedian when I was like 13 but I completely forgot about him before this comment lol
For the algo
Dan's voice does not match his voice at all.
Mystery mand
Soder is kinda funny but glad he’s gotten away from Big Jay, that dude is terribly not funny
Disagree
I thumb down if I hear matt dude is a anti bro
you’re so wrong it’s crazy 😂 he just has a loving wife but he is the ultimate caring bro
Dan soder was great in Billions
What episode is this from ?