I had a rich friend, and they had big office style multi-line phones mounted next to all the toilets in their house, and in the office of their factory. Hilarious.
Matt just makes shit up to keep up with shane. You can tell. He can be funny but he cant match shanes wit. So he makes up these outlandish stories. Kinda like Theo Von imo
I ordered a fleshlight when I was 17, used it once and was so full of shame I just threw it away in the bathroom trash and before I could take the trash out my mom had emptied the trash. She never said anything or brought it up but I died inside thinking about her having to throw it out.
I was about the same age when I bought one. I was so ashamed after I threw it out the window when I was driving because I was scared of my parents finding out
I used to keep my pocket pussy in my laundry bag. One day my mom decided to do my laundry and I found the bag with only the pocket pussy left in it. She never did my laundry again after that
I lived with a guy who grew up openly discussing his sex life with his single mother. And quite frequently I’d walk in from work, and he’d be describing the details of his sexual problems and relationship dysfunctions to his mom over speakerphone, and I’m still processing how weirded out I am over it. I am from a family that probably hasn’t even uttered the word sex to each other.
Co worker - “Mom nothings working in the bedroom” Mom - “Have you tried the shocker? After your father did it to me the first time, I knew I had to lock him down. I made sure to double down too, forget having only 1 kid I needed him to plant at least two into me”
@@dennismetzger9287 sexual “suppression” as you call it worked pretty well for all of human history and post sexual revolution societies morals and function are at an all time low. So pretty sure that shits damaging
You're supposed to talk about those things with your parents to help you understand issues you face without having to go to alternative sources. Just sounds like you were suppressed.
14:09 dude my gf's family is open about that shit it makes me so fucking uncomfortable i thought i was weird feeling that way till shane spoke about that, like theres been a few times where her dad has told us "get out of here go sit in the other room and enjoy yourselves" and every time i get head but its just weird knowing that he knows wtf is going on in the room like keep telling me that and ill knock your daughter up :O
I knew a hooker in Chicago named Tishy. She used to post up at the gas station near my school and say stuff like "For 40 dolla's you can make Tishy all squishy" 🤮
Ok but even if it rips and sticks you just wipe with the other tishes you have. If you have a wastebasket that you yourself take out, the tish is far and away the best tool
Years ago my ex got her 12 year old cousin one of those "VR" headsets that your phone slides in to for Christmas. I said you know what he's going to do with that right? I bet he gets caught within a year. She just had a look of bewilderment
I think Matt is a podcast comedy god. I didn't think his special was bad, but I didn't... love it... And I think a special is just a really difficult thing to hone. I suspect he'd be better with a single puff or drink in him in a small club. Anyway, I think comedic contributions on podcasts (conversational comedy) should be just as respected as stand up comedy. That's my lesson
@@mkhex87 Specials have lost their luster for me in recent years for some reason. I’ve laughed harder at these guys just talking than I have at any special in many years
Same here,I thought Shane’s new special was pretty meh and didn’t really make me laugh all that much but I’ve legit had to leave rooms because the pod makes me laugh so hard sometimes.
Honestly, it's shocking how much tech companies developing batteries that fit in our phones and are easy to charge has changed the fleshlight game. They're like all motorized and rechargable now once you get past the $30 range 😅
If you only do it in the shower before you actually wash yourself theres no shower slugs. Soap makes it slippery again and it wont stick. Just water makes it sticky as fuck though. Bad design, God.
(Divorced parents in preschool) My dad wasn't awake to take me to school and when It was late af I told my dad and he just screamed, you can't take a cab?! I blamed myself for it till I let my family know.
dude my dad is the most wholesome christian dad in the world *STILL MARRIED* for 43 years and I have vivid memories of him watching the music videos of evanescence and linkin park on VH1 absolutely loves divorced dad rock and he's married
Divorced dad rock is like Boston and The Who and stuff. Linkin Park and the like is firmly “children of divorce” music. Dope that your dad likes it though
My mom’s first boyfriend after my dad gave me a linkin park cd. Then he turned out to be a meth head who robbed us so I couldn’t listen to linkin park for years
I call bullshit that tissues dont stick. Maybe a paper towel. Bahah reminds me, when we were growing up, no net porn, we would constantly walk in the living room in the middle of the night to find dad watching squiggies with a paper towel next to him on the couch smh.
When your dad refuses to hug you but forces you to bring him the ringing phone while he’s laying a log
That’s his love language
That's weird.
Boomerisms
I had a rich friend, and they had big office style multi-line phones mounted next to all the toilets in their house, and in the office of their factory. Hilarious.
I'm looking at your face, you don't understand the importance a phonecall used to hold
Shane is the gateway drug to Matt
Lmaoooo no seriously
So fucking true😂
Are you redarted?
been that way
Matt just makes shit up to keep up with shane. You can tell. He can be funny but he cant match shanes wit. So he makes up these outlandish stories. Kinda like Theo Von imo
no one hugged like my old man. the ultimate squeeze. miss you dude.
Hail Peepop full of Grace, hallowed be the ma'fuckin Dawgs.
Shower slugs is hilarious
I felt physically ill when I heard that
It’s not hilarious it’s real and a threat
@@dongverminedudes family got crossed by some shower slugs
Gotta wear some sperm surfers
up there with sinful correspondence.
Me at 37 just learning about shower slugs
🐌 🚿
dude fr!! and I was just thinking about how I would never wear flip flops in freshman dorm showers. definitely stepped in diluted nut that whole year.
@@adi96adibro who nuts in the locker room that’s a sick mf
@@detpistons4l401 you need me to tell you freshmen are nasty bro 🤣
Also 37 and also learning about slugs
I fucking hated having a hot mom as a kid lmao the lust in their eyes enraged me
You made all our childhoods better bro, thank you for your sacrifice
@@the0nlytrueprophet942 a sacrifice I was unwilling to make, but a sacrifice I made nevertheless.
Hows your mom doing
tell ur mom to hit my line thx 😈😈
Pics?
The divorce definitely helped me enjoy some Linkin Park
Dawg I'm upset I'm the only like on this
@@tylerkozak8775maybe because Matt sang papa roach not lp
I ordered a fleshlight when I was 17, used it once and was so full of shame I just threw it away in the bathroom trash and before I could take the trash out my mom had emptied the trash. She never said anything or brought it up but I died inside thinking about her having to throw it out.
She was probably proud of your dramatic act of rejection. "Mm hm, aint no boy of mine gonna be busting into no plastic puss."
I was about the same age when I bought one. I was so ashamed after I threw it out the window when I was driving because I was scared of my parents finding out
Threw mine out after a couple weeks. in a bag of trash in the main trash bin on trash pick up morning. No chances for getting caught up.
I used to keep my pocket pussy in my laundry bag. One day my mom decided to do my laundry and I found the bag with only the pocket pussy left in it. She never did my laundry again after that
I’m ashamed too be admitting this but I ordered one used it then cut it up too fit in a gatotade bottle too dispose In the trash same age too 😂😂
Matt is the coolest dawg alive
He hath risen.
Amen 🙏
Amen
Blessed is the day Peepop posts a new clip and I can continue procrastinating!
12:55 Origin story of the Downs r Dogs bit, legendary
Imagine stumbling across a thicc D1 athlete stuck in a washing machine
I’m catching a case
This is the essence of Gay Shane
God damn dude
What time did he say that?! Lmao
@@jonstark7106Sandusky
Nothing gayer than hugging your own father
Correction:
Nothing's gayer than asking for/inviting a hug from your father
I only hug other people's fathers
@@michaelcole8999 damn b you speak the truth
@@Arookitoni only fuck em hugging feels gay
Dawg I'm so straight I don't even talk to my father
If I see that specific image of Shane, I click.
I lived with a guy who grew up openly discussing his sex life with his single mother. And quite frequently I’d walk in from work, and he’d be describing the details of his sexual problems and relationship dysfunctions to his mom over speakerphone, and I’m still processing how weirded out I am over it. I am from a family that probably hasn’t even uttered the word sex to each other.
Co worker - “Mom nothings working in the bedroom”
Mom - “Have you tried the shocker? After your father did it to me the first time, I knew I had to lock him down. I made sure to double down too, forget having only 1 kid I needed him to plant at least two into me”
I'm sure that suppression has done zero harm to you
@@dennismetzger9287 sexual “suppression” as you call it worked pretty well for all of human history and post sexual revolution societies morals and function are at an all time low. So pretty sure that shits damaging
@@awesomebeast7509 no way this is real.
You're supposed to talk about those things with your parents to help you understand issues you face without having to go to alternative sources. Just sounds like you were suppressed.
Getting socks and undies for Christmas every year is starting to make sense now...
Paper towels > tissue paper
Your pillow case > Bath towel > paper towels
@@Sofnuuy Bruh 🤣🤣🤣
Al-foil >>>>> everything
on the walls and floor >>>>
ur mom >>>
14:09 dude my gf's family is open about that shit it makes me so fucking uncomfortable i thought i was weird feeling that way till shane spoke about that, like theres been a few times where her dad has told us "get out of here go sit in the other room and enjoy yourselves" and every time i get head but its just weird knowing that he knows wtf is going on in the room like keep telling me that and ill knock your daughter up :O
Jesus lol yeah that's insane to me.
It's called "Red Flag." Get the hell away from that family.
@@coolyungdruBig time. Get the fuck away now.
Being afraid to hug your dad, but choosing to kiss your mom is just a level of bizarre I can't comprehend
The tissue does stick to you if you touch the sticky part. Shane definitely got sticky tisshy a couple times
Depends on the quality of the tish. Phil seems like he would have bought good tish for the gillis household.
@@vicdematos8329phil aint doing the shopping
a good thick tish never sticks
I knew a hooker in Chicago named Tishy. She used to post up at the gas station near my school and say stuff like "For 40 dolla's you can make Tishy all squishy" 🤮
Ok but even if it rips and sticks you just wipe with the other tishes you have. If you have a wastebasket that you yourself take out, the tish is far and away the best tool
mccusker 'watch this' -planter pot through a stained glass window-
Happy Saturday to my beloved boys in the pound love the DWAGS
One luv bro✊. Btw team young bull or team shamon??!
@@torchtube5621 I gotta say me and the dark artist inhabit some of the wavelengths the young bulls simply don’t understand
I'm wheezingggg 😂😂 those poor mom's
Peepop delivers yet again!
Praise he thy dawgs
When I was a young warthog 😂
I love how this one just ends with “I’ve been farting a lot lately”
This is like a men version of girl talk.
In the name of The Shaman, The Bull, and The Holy Beezer...Gaymen
Praise be brothers, a sermon on my birthday. Today is good
Matt saying crumb'ing into a tissue is gay is another hilarious non-sequitur.
But it's not gay to nut in your clothes and wear it.
I have two boys and I’m not looking forward to this fucking apocalypse lmao
Our Dawgs, who art in heaven, hallowed by thy name. Make that snizz come, and cidee be done, on earth as it is in heaven.
Futures gonna be crazy some kids gonna get caught on VR think his life is over and kills his parents
Years ago my ex got her 12 year old cousin one of those "VR" headsets that your phone slides in to for Christmas. I said you know what he's going to do with that right? I bet he gets caught within a year.
She just had a look of bewilderment
Hilarious
26:20 Mat being so stoned he tried to put on sweat pants straight out of the shower got me good. *HRRRRNK* 🤣
Peepop, the one true light and savior of the dawgs 🙏
I did like linkin park and evanescence and my parents were indeed divorced
so they ain't lyin
4:32 "true that" lol
I think Matt is a podcast comedy god. I didn't think his special was bad, but I didn't... love it... And I think a special is just a really difficult thing to hone. I suspect he'd be better with a single puff or drink in him in a small club. Anyway, I think comedic contributions on podcasts (conversational comedy) should be just as respected as stand up comedy. That's my lesson
The only specials I've ever laughed at as hard as I do at podcasts are Louis, and Chapelle and katt when I was a kid
@@mkhex87 Specials have lost their luster for me in recent years for some reason. I’ve laughed harder at these guys just talking than I have at any special in many years
@@jarnold1789 same, for me it's because it's over-produced. It's like watching porn vs some chick you find cute randomly sending you a nude.
Agreed. I used to love stand-up as a kid til college. Shane's specials were great, but I consistently laugh the most with these two.
Same here,I thought Shane’s new special was pretty meh and didn’t really make me laugh all that much but I’ve legit had to leave rooms because the pod makes me laugh so hard sometimes.
“usually guys just rip tickets, get stoked on yourself” 🤣
As an adult I gotta say that socks and underwear are the ultimate Christmas presents 😂
The Wild Wild West
"you only like Linkin Park because your parents are divorced" I DIED
Honestly, it's shocking how much tech companies developing batteries that fit in our phones and are easy to charge has changed the fleshlight game. They're like all motorized and rechargable now once you get past the $30 range 😅
Blessed be thy Dawgs
i was so disturbed yet so surprised i wasn’t alone 🤣
The way I see it, not being able to hug your dad is weird. Love you popsicle, you’re the best dad ever!!
your dads gay
Cut My Life Into Pieces is not a Linkin Park song lol.
Cut my life into pizza!
This is plastic fork!
Papa roach
@@Thepoweroftheriffcompelsmehe is saying the band singing it is linkin park. Which it isnt its papa roach
I hug the shit out of my boy. That’s my boy I love him
Dude fuck this watch this "glass getting busted in the background" 😂 20:55
New drinking game, take a drink every time Matt says dude
😂😂he said she got a warm sock😂😂😂
Adidas Moves
Ya gotta double tish dude.
We gotta talk turkey
🦃 gotta
Gots to
If you only do it in the shower before you actually wash yourself theres no shower slugs. Soap makes it slippery again and it wont stick. Just water makes it sticky as fuck though. Bad design, God.
That's dawg science
(Divorced parents in preschool) My dad wasn't awake to take me to school and when It was late af I told my dad and he just screamed, you can't take a cab?! I blamed myself for it till I let my family know.
Phil looks like he hugs his kids
Hey Matt that was Papa Roach not Linkin Park....
465 days of explaining that the Shaman is the wildest bull…..
dude my dad is the most wholesome christian dad in the world *STILL MARRIED* for 43 years and I have vivid memories of him watching the music videos of evanescence and linkin park on VH1
absolutely loves divorced dad rock and he's married
Divorced dad rock is like Boston and The Who and stuff. Linkin Park and the like is firmly “children of divorce” music. Dope that your dad likes it though
How much weed do they smoke during their “break”
You ever finger a geezer? I nearly shot coffee out of my nose!
"I push out farts all day"
I think farting and pooping is good for your colon lol
My mom’s first boyfriend after my dad gave me a linkin park cd.
Then he turned out to be a meth head who robbed us so I couldn’t listen to linkin park for years
I call bullshit that tissues dont stick. Maybe a paper towel. Bahah reminds me, when we were growing up, no net porn, we would constantly walk in the living room in the middle of the night to find dad watching squiggies with a paper towel next to him on the couch smh.
Jesus Christ haha after the first time you’d think he would have stopped.
@@patrickmccutcheon8860 maybe if the porn wasnt limited to that room lol but back then your habits revolved around where ever a tv was.
Stifflers mom would get it dude
Much love peepop
🅿️EE🅿️🅾️🅿️
🫛🥤
🅿️🍾
Dad's that don't hug their sons are secretly gay usually 😂
McCuskaroo
20:24 matt quotes papa roach then says he created 1 more linkin park fan... Cmon dude
I think he might have been referencing the divorced parent thing but idk
Shanes mommy still does my laundry
Adidas Moves is still great!
we kissing geezers out here
Camo crocs rule
Whys matt kissin beezers geezers
6:00 Is that gay tho, “speaking for a bu friend” 👀
Not until later in life 😮
😔
Dude you make the greatest thumbnails to ever exist
Man Matt does seem like the worst person.
7:59
This was my favorite too
wow!
9:10 you’re very European 😂😂😂
I thought that was normal Lmao, I’m Mexican and that’s a pretty common greeting amongst family and friends 😂
“You only Linkin Park because your parents are divorced.”
“That’s so fucked up to say.”
*Numb by Linkin Park*
Who’s the blonde girl in the thumbnail?
Hey that's what happens when you dabble in communism
Hahahahahahhaa
#ShowerSlugs
Pappa Roach, not linkin park. Both suck.
I keep trying to give this pod a chance but matts lies are unbearable
Oh Sh!t did I just hear LP (linkin park) bashing. . . WTF 😢 I ONLY know shane not matt haha f_cker🎉😂
Cum
That's what I'm talking about
@@yesman9792What’s your favorite New Vegas ending?
You did not just call paparoch, Linkin park... 20:50
Why is every mssp orientated channel so obsessed with that one specific pic of shane?
BECAUSE LOOK AT IT.
He looks like Kyle Rittenhouse in this pic
Donimoes!
Dylan on the Derelicts Podcast got caught by his probation officer jacking it with a oculus VR headset on . @derelictspodcast
The dark part is they are already using vr ai porn for kiddie porn
Facts. Perverts always lead the way.
That conversation has been around since the 1st sex doll & no one wants to talk about it...hmm i wonder why?