Borderlands 2 - Maya Quotes

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  • Опубліковано 10 сер 2013
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  • @satanisacomputer4215
    @satanisacomputer4215 5 років тому +472

    Brother: *walks in my room*
    Maya: I have decided that i want to moan

  • @albert_wa
    @albert_wa 10 років тому +641

    Well that's a way to start...

  • @Demonfox343
    @Demonfox343 8 років тому +322

    "The seat is sticky, why is it sticky?" No greater quote.

    • @jumugama
      @jumugama 5 років тому +75

      One of Krieg's lines.
      *I STICKIED UP THE CHAIR FOR YA*

    • @Liex59
      @Liex59 Рік тому +5

      @@jumugama I literally came here to comment on this because one of my favorite BL2 memories was playing with my friend as Krieg with him as Maya and we got those two lines back to back. We laughed so hard.

    • @DynamoTheGamma
      @DynamoTheGamma Рік тому +1

      Considering Krieg is often taking a buzzaxe to some poor bastards skull, I can imagine how he did it.

  • @goozbaghali
    @goozbaghali 9 років тому +169

    4:11 "I'm back BITCHES!!!"

  • @darkphoenix2
    @darkphoenix2 10 років тому +285

    Her voice actor gave her so much personality. She can go from sounding like a little girl having the time of her life, to a badass, sexy young woman, to a more mature, wise sounding lady.

  • @RacingSnails64
    @RacingSnails64 9 років тому +171

    Whatever I don't need ammo. OUT OF AMMO. I NEED MORE AMMO!

    • @Crimsonedge1
      @Crimsonedge1 8 років тому +2

      +RacingSnails64 Get the psycho's Mania Skill up to full and you'll never need ammo again as any damage you take greatly reduces the cool down time for your action skill and then so long as you time the activation of the skill to below 33% health, you're more or less immortal and can keep dropping back into rage mode as soon as the rage mode before ends as once activated below 33% health, health is fully restored and rage mode is immediately cooled down to go again once the current one has run out... It runs out, you run around and take a few hits from enemies till you're below 33% health an you activate it again... Rinse and repeat.
      At lvl 31, while in rage mode as an ultimate badass psycho with a blue lvl 30 Bandit Maylay shield that had around 700 roid-rage damage bonus, I managed to kill a lvl 33 giant treant with a single melee critical hit of 168k damage in Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragons Keep.
      Treant, full health, one hit... Dead Treant.
      "I FEEL THE ANGER RISING!"

  • @dieffect2587
    @dieffect2587 5 років тому +61

    7:54 best line ever. After the switch line

  • @karissamagana4533
    @karissamagana4533 5 років тому +65

    Omg she snorts! She's so cute

  • @kaiserboye
    @kaiserboye 5 років тому +108

    Me: *plays video*
    Mom: *enters my room*
    Maya: *starts moaning*

    • @skull_bat
      @skull_bat 2 роки тому

      I guess she likes your mother then.

  • @Grammaton485
    @Grammaton485 10 років тому +56

    "Well played...bitch".

    • @Urmumsaheaux
      @Urmumsaheaux 5 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @PianoByTheBar
      @PianoByTheBar 5 днів тому

      ua-cam.com/video/qhoidDfT0Fo/v-deo.htmlsi=WClRVlYBgmZaPnG2 (1:32)

  • @jdogpayne238
    @jdogpayne238 10 років тому +132

    In the Dragon Keep dlc, I'd like to imagine that the Hyperion spy being interrogated downstairs was refusing to say anything, until they finally loosed Krieg on him.

    • @jdogpayne238
      @jdogpayne238 10 років тому +8

      Toot toot!

    • @craighastings2547
      @craighastings2547 10 років тому +9

      Of the poop train

    • @PkNess97
      @PkNess97 9 років тому +3

      Really wish they would make an animation of it

    • @jdogpayne238
      @jdogpayne238 9 років тому +2

      PkNess97 YES

    • @robertandrew5328
      @robertandrew5328 5 років тому +4

      In my head I like to imagine that all six characters all ran together, and I feel like gaige being the kid was probably taught how to be a badass by Salvador, maya, and axton, and krieg probably somehow was really cool with zero and Salvador

  • @cars67833
    @cars67833 7 років тому +49

    *mom heres noises and calls from the the other room* "whats going on in there?" *me* oh those are the noices maya makes when she goes down... I MEAN fight for her life...... fuck.

    • @Jesse12489
      @Jesse12489 7 років тому +7

      cars67833 *dies laughing*

  • @kyatsia3381
    @kyatsia3381 6 років тому +64

    i am so in love with this iconic woman

  • @jeffhardys1fan.987
    @jeffhardys1fan.987 7 років тому +45

    2:11 Maya: I'm all for meditation, but this is ridiculous.

  • @alisterroquer2899
    @alisterroquer2899 5 років тому +40

    Real quotes start at 8:30

  • @milou9171
    @milou9171 6 років тому +100

    I don’t care what anyone says, Maya will always be my favourite character to play with!

    • @iram2716
      @iram2716 5 років тому +2

      i like waaaay more zer0

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 5 років тому +2

      Oh I bet you like to play with Zer0 :)

    • @skull_bat
      @skull_bat Рік тому

      @@iram2716 krige is my favorite me and him are completely unrelatable!

  • @LunaLani2024
    @LunaLani2024 6 років тому +29

    2:11 my favorite quote.

  • @orangutansevgisi6344
    @orangutansevgisi6344 5 років тому +14

    0:57 i love that snuggle

  • @alexandriarose1884
    @alexandriarose1884 8 років тому +48

    am I the only one who laughed when she constantly said badass

  • @notseth3500
    @notseth3500 4 роки тому +25

    6:17 is where Action Skill initiation lines begin.

  • @stomponshao
    @stomponshao 3 роки тому +19

    Considering that she has the shortest quote time of all playable characters, Maya really doesn't seem to be that talkative x) too bad, I love her voice so much and now gearbox decided to rip my heart out ... it still hurts so much. I never mourned that hard for the death of a fictional character

  • @JohnnyLeyenda
    @JohnnyLeyenda 10 років тому +147

    She should have some laxative.

  • @werefucked7160
    @werefucked7160 5 років тому +34

    * rule 34 artists *
    "hehe yeah boi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

  • @agapechildcare4144
    @agapechildcare4144 6 років тому +58

    5:43 This is the power of a siren. fear me Witches.

  • @sabot2947
    @sabot2947 6 років тому +153

    Oh God, this must've been awkward for the actor.

    • @christianmcelrpy3376
      @christianmcelrpy3376 4 роки тому +4

      I bet when gearbox wanted Dameon to do the Jack as the vault hunters voice for that mission to get Hyperion security or something sorry been a long time since i played Borderlands 2 i bet gearbox and unfortunately Randy were just cracking up

    • @kenz2756
      @kenz2756 4 роки тому +14

      @@christianmcelrpy3376 not a very coherent comment

    • @dogeofdojima3813
      @dogeofdojima3813 3 роки тому

      @@kenz2756 he's just saying that when they were doing that one mission where ur character has Jack's voice they must've been having a good laugh

  • @thewingsoffried-om
    @thewingsoffried-om 8 років тому +16

    I got stuck on "Well played... bitch."

  • @Merc7734
    @Merc7734 4 роки тому +100

    *after playing BL3*
    Look at my girl, look at how they butchered her!

    • @dinahkyle3196
      @dinahkyle3196 4 роки тому +2

      Raziel RRRRREEEEVVVENGEEEEE

    • @Merc7734
      @Merc7734 4 роки тому +9

      @@dinahkyle3196 Killing the Calypsos only left a Maya sized hole in my heart that Ava WILL NEVER FILL! YOU HEAR THAT GEARBOX?! I HATE AVA!

    • @dinahkyle3196
      @dinahkyle3196 4 роки тому +8

      Raziel MAYA WILL BE AVENGED

    • @GhostGhosterson
      @GhostGhosterson 4 роки тому +1

      @@Merc7734 she wouldve died either way even if Ava didnt exist

    • @Merc7734
      @Merc7734 4 роки тому +7

      @@GhostGhosterson You mean to tell me Maya and 4 vault hunters couldn't take those 2 punks on with only Tyreen having lilith's powers? C'mon on man.

  • @MaxMeat420
    @MaxMeat420 4 роки тому +9

    I came to this video for one reason. Now that I’m playing Borderlands 3 And I encountered Maya again I was reminded of when I played at her in Borderland 2. Now the thing is, I played that game when I was, I dunno, 9? I remember I had been playing and I put the remote down to go to the bathroom and get more water. As soon as I came back I heard her say “27 years of training just so I could stand here and stare at nothing” and I busted up laughing.
    I beat that game, and yet that story is one of only 3 memories I have of playing it.

  • @thewingsoffried-om
    @thewingsoffried-om 8 років тому +51

    Oh, dear God, I forgot about the voice modulator! Ha, the Handsome Jack voice is so weird for her!

    • @b1u3soul
      @b1u3soul 8 років тому +3

      +Epyon Masa It was really weird on Gaige too XD

  • @monasabbat9733
    @monasabbat9733 4 роки тому +6

    Omg Jack voice part tho! He's so goooood at mimicing her intonation 😀

  • @IronHawk96
    @IronHawk96 3 роки тому +5

    3:21 "Well played........bitch"

  • @TheSubAtomicHedgehog
    @TheSubAtomicHedgehog 9 років тому +14

    badasses... badasses everywhere

  • @claudiorodriguescaco2179
    @claudiorodriguescaco2179 2 роки тому +4

    One of the best phrases I heard her say while I was playing was: "FEAR ME, BITCHES"

  • @KerMaWaffLe
    @KerMaWaffLe Рік тому +4

    Out of all the Borderlands 2 characters she sounds the most Sane

  • @Yonamei
    @Yonamei 6 років тому +17

    i love the part when shes complaining about slag,, she sounds sO DISGUSTED

  • @187Blondie
    @187Blondie 4 роки тому +8

    5:34 onwards is the fun parts 😂

  • @Ahmadsyar
    @Ahmadsyar 8 років тому +13

    I love how the comments here are about either sex or taking a shit.

  • @andrewthomas7955
    @andrewthomas7955 10 років тому +3

    SO MANY BADASSES!!!

  • @ZZZ-xq9pk
    @ZZZ-xq9pk 4 роки тому +22

    man jacks voice actor is pretty amazing he captured her tone so well

  • @b4o53
    @b4o53 7 років тому +9

    Note: never play this out loud.

  • @KleinpeterHank
    @KleinpeterHank 3 роки тому +5

    3:54 Badass montage

  • @whisperangel465
    @whisperangel465 8 років тому +4

    bed time!!! that was cool!!!

  • @ZetsubouGintama
    @ZetsubouGintama 4 роки тому +13

    Spolier from BL3
    Honestly I playing Maya least than the other vault hunter in BL2 because I feeling her game play is less happy trigger or sniper. But I feeling bad to see her and Lilith go in BL3.
    Rest in Peace my favorite blue siren. I still playing you in BL2.

  • @wendydiaz5383
    @wendydiaz5383 7 років тому +36

    0:56

  • @HarenchiFairy
    @HarenchiFairy 5 років тому +6

    Maya The Siren is a god

  • @SHDW-nf2ki
    @SHDW-nf2ki Рік тому +3

    Maya definitely has a great character range.

  • @Delophantae_
    @Delophantae_ 5 років тому +15

    7:49 Hmmm that's nice I'll ju-
    7:53 wait what did you just said?

  • @arcadiandynasty8830
    @arcadiandynasty8830 3 роки тому +5

    Everyone: oh wow Maya moans alot
    Me: man Maya has really tough shits

  • @screaming_in_key
    @screaming_in_key 3 роки тому +5

    why is no one talking about 4:31 omg she’s so cute

  • @leonvalenzuela4096
    @leonvalenzuela4096 8 років тому +15

    Kreg and her need more extra dialogue as he is assessed with her...

  • @birdlife4065
    @birdlife4065 2 роки тому

    Miss you maya

  • @seventhdeadlysin
    @seventhdeadlysin 6 років тому +11

    Love that 1:38 when looking at loot

  • @raidado4399
    @raidado4399 3 роки тому +2

    1:01 Maya: "ugh,,,, *gross* "
    My tissue: *( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)*

  • @CFEKOSMOS
    @CFEKOSMOS 5 років тому +1

    Some of these I haven't even heard

  • @Tauriel-PSN
    @Tauriel-PSN 2 роки тому

    Love her *BADASS!!* quote

  • @OverseerAntoinette
    @OverseerAntoinette 9 років тому +199

    How in the heck do people voice act this stuff?

    • @BlazeLibra
      @BlazeLibra 5 років тому +7

      They don't pay em for nothing

    • @HaterMcFattyPants
      @HaterMcFattyPants 5 років тому +3

      @@BlazeLibra according to David Edding, you're absolutely correct.

    • @BlazeLibra
      @BlazeLibra 5 років тому +2

      @@HaterMcFattyPants Yep that's a shame

    • @christianmcelrpy3376
      @christianmcelrpy3376 4 роки тому

      I have no idea

  • @astral_cinnabun
    @astral_cinnabun 5 років тому +8

    #MayaAndTheStickySeat

  • @riboh3324
    @riboh3324 6 років тому +16

    First minute had my pants oozing

  • @HarenchiFairy
    @HarenchiFairy Рік тому +1

    Combat Engineer: COME ON, now I gotta deal with bandits!?
    Maya: This is the power of a Siren!

  • @river_the_drake5229
    @river_the_drake5229 3 роки тому +2

    Imagine the voice actor having to make all of those sounds at the start LOL

  • @the117doctor
    @the117doctor 2 роки тому +1

    7:54 I fucking love that line

  • @swankydanky6715
    @swankydanky6715 6 років тому +17

    1:30

  • @najay89
    @najay89 7 років тому +74

    the. first. part. I. think. she. was. having sex

    • @stoneocean8960
      @stoneocean8960 5 років тому

      Thats what i thought,except for the this cant be thing,and if she did that,she'd probably melt the other person

    • @domharbot285
      @domharbot285 5 років тому

      Or on the loo

  • @Friday_WasTaken
    @Friday_WasTaken 7 років тому +11

    5:54. ehehehehehe duno why i loved that so much

    • @Friday_WasTaken
      @Friday_WasTaken 5 років тому +4

      lol didnt realise that was my comment when i checked the timestamp. my seance of humour has not changed :D

    • @Friday_WasTaken
      @Friday_WasTaken 5 років тому +2

      an also a big fan of 3:21

  • @Randy7777
    @Randy7777 7 років тому +6

    Haha, the first minutes.

    • @tomska4
      @tomska4 6 років тому +1

      Randy Lhd i love listening to it

  • @darkphoenix2
    @darkphoenix2 10 років тому +4

    Don't ask me...I saw those burping quotes on the Borderlands wiki, but I've never heard her say them.

  • @xxxDRCODxxx
    @xxxDRCODxxx 5 років тому +3

    Really hope she’s a main character in the third game. Her message from who I assume to be Tannis at the end of the Crawmerax DLC makes me think she will be.

    • @melomars6690
      @melomars6690 5 років тому +2

      I'm from the future, I may be late, but she's in the third one, it's confirmed, it's coming

    • @Rinaldimanc
      @Rinaldimanc 5 років тому

      Metal Head Gamer yeah shes going to be an npc in the third game also she has long hair now, it looks good on her

    • @CrazyJay-nb3wg
      @CrazyJay-nb3wg 5 років тому

      @@Rinaldimanc Yeah dude. Maya is number one Borderlands waifu

    • @user-hc1vg5md3z
      @user-hc1vg5md3z 5 років тому +1

      am i crazy or bl3 maya somehow looks a little younger?

    • @shinkenger2011
      @shinkenger2011 4 роки тому +6

      OHOHOHO THIS COMMENT IS _AMAZING_ IN HINDSIGHT.

  • @bopogo172
    @bopogo172 3 місяці тому

    6:06 "that was awesome! :D"

  • @projecttrigon2135
    @projecttrigon2135 5 років тому +6

    maya sound like she getting that back blown out in the beginning

  • @gagewatson1895
    @gagewatson1895 5 років тому

    Maya with jacks voice is just
    what

  • @That-guy0801
    @That-guy0801 4 роки тому +1

    I came back coz i miss her snort

  • @VitorDESMADRAGON
    @VitorDESMADRAGON 7 років тому +37

    Why is there less quotes for maya? Especially when krieg has 27 minutes worth of them.

    • @kalvadora3669
      @kalvadora3669 5 років тому +19

      NGAMER cause Krieg is insane and there’s two voices plus he was the last character made they probably had extra time for more lines

    • @robbywoolums9071
      @robbywoolums9071 5 років тому +4

      I think they did some extra things for Gaige and Krieg, because they were add on characters.

    • @ar_es877
      @ar_es877 4 роки тому +1

      And gaige has 19 minutes and 77 seconds

    • @nathangordon4891
      @nathangordon4891 4 роки тому +3

      Krieg has more dialogue than pretty much any character

  • @mikaylabaker6563
    @mikaylabaker6563 6 років тому

    yay

  • @crashguy5051
    @crashguy5051 8 років тому +3

    OH AHH UH EUH HEH HEH UMM ERR AUH UUUUUUUUUU

  • @jakobzeeb161
    @jakobzeeb161 5 років тому

    My favourite part is Jack's voice xD

  • @orangutansevgisi6344
    @orangutansevgisi6344 5 років тому +2

    NOW WHERE WAS I

  • @76marex
    @76marex 4 роки тому +1

    so much better than the new ones

  • @rancid7802
    @rancid7802 6 років тому +1

    3:47 "ammo is for noobs(2 seconds later) I NEED AMMO RIGHT FUCKIN NOW!!!

  • @KleinpeterHank
    @KleinpeterHank 2 роки тому

    Also, 1:38 is a great “wow”

  • @TheRealMycanthrope
    @TheRealMycanthrope 4 роки тому +1

    I can't not hear Kinessa from Paladins for like half of these

  • @HarenchiFairy
    @HarenchiFairy 5 років тому

    Now Where Was I, But Where Jimmy Jenkins

  • @user-hc1vg5md3z
    @user-hc1vg5md3z 5 років тому +1

    just realised she kinda sounds like Emma Stone

  • @weirdo7319
    @weirdo7319 8 років тому +4

    The start sounds disgusting, but in game with the music and different noises it will sound better.

  • @clichethecat3998
    @clichethecat3998 4 роки тому

    I think Maya needed some laxatives at the beginning...

  • @Aloha_SnackBar
    @Aloha_SnackBar 5 років тому

    IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKIN HENTAI!

  • @TheDarkAngel969
    @TheDarkAngel969 10 років тому +3

    weren't there more quotes? like some she says her powers giver gas, then the ones from DLC4

    • @jumugama
      @jumugama 5 років тому +1

      The video was probably made before the DLC

  • @sbraypaynt
    @sbraypaynt 5 років тому +2

    1:18

  • @fatherscabbs7696
    @fatherscabbs7696 10 років тому

    XD

  • @American_Simian
    @American_Simian 9 років тому +5

    we all know why we came here, the kids don't know but we do

  • @ilovecatssososososososomuch
    @ilovecatssososososososomuch 3 роки тому

    6:47 now i’m angry

  • @tomska4
    @tomska4 6 років тому +6

    7:00 7:49

  • @yodecari
    @yodecari 5 років тому

    5:56

  • @Ilinca6
    @Ilinca6 4 роки тому

    T.T

  • @heavyferrum397
    @heavyferrum397 8 років тому +1

    im bored

  • @fruitjefferson
    @fruitjefferson 8 місяців тому

    6:22

  • @user-zt1tq7uf1x
    @user-zt1tq7uf1x 4 місяці тому

    7:51

  • @xxsegaxx6416
    @xxsegaxx6416 3 роки тому

    Oh..oh jesus fucking christ someone...MAKE IT STOP!!!

  • @eamandanish7629
    @eamandanish7629 5 років тому +2

    That's sounds sexual,the begining

  • @ncrranger8761
    @ncrranger8761 5 років тому

    3:20 bitch...

  • @tiihtu2507
    @tiihtu2507 3 роки тому

    If you think this is funny
    try listening Maya and Axton, Krieg and Gaige or Zero and Salvador at the same time.