In spanish doesnt have any Yugioh reference, but is more epic xd. "¡Destornillante! / Has caído en mi trampa. / Date por muerto." Hard to translate the last sentece, but is like: "Hilarious! / You fell in my trap. / You are dead now." The translation is not a haikou, but is what it means
I will never forget when Zer0 said "I will not die here I have to much left to do and to much ammo" and the reason I was dying was because I had no ammo...
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They did that in the pre sequel with handsome hack when your fighting the one boss he says "heeey...playerrr...your really good at this game" he only says that if you are using his dopple ganger and use the compliment thing in the skill tree......i think the creators like breaking the 4th wall
+Z!r0 h4ze Zer0's deception quotes are best though, i like to hear my Krieg screaming while fighting and all of a sudden my teammate Zer0 starts spouting some bullshit about triggering a trap card or some shit.
I am Eternal/Death shall never capture me/MY SKILLS EXCEED HIS ?!?!?! "My skills exceed Death's".... The single most badass things I've heard any fictional character say thus far
Not sure which idle quote is my favorite. It's either Zer0s "Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored.... I am really bored." Or Mordecais "So, how much longer are you going to admire that dirt?"
I really miss a Zero-Style character in Presequel and 3... in presequel, Athena kinda and in 3, Fl4k kinda but both like not really Zero is just a lot cooler. Plus his playstyle is my favorite among all so far.
This is the story of all about how My Assasin days turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you the story of how I made Jack fall in despair. In the lands of Pandora , born and raised Out shooting and teabagging is how I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxing all sick Demonstrating Psychos my new 360 noscope trick When a couple of bandits showed up , up to no good Start making trouble in Sanctuary's neighborhood Got into one little fight and this Axton guy said "You're fit for Vault Hunting , what do ya say? Wanna help me make these bandits drop dead? I shot and impressed day after day I have a job yet I still await for my pay Handsome Jack woke up the warrior , aw hell he did it. I grabbed my sniper and said I might as well kick it. ( those last two lines I had nothing )
Genji's ult can one shot melee... Zero can always one shot melee, cloak, heal up on the kill, and then repeat indefinitely... Then again, Genji's ult can one shot...
alot of people complain about how zer0's voice changes in the head hunter dlc's and in tales of the borderlands so here is my headcanon, zer0 is purposely changing his voice to kinda (emphasis on kinda) hide his identity making him more mysterious than he already is
3:10 "I am rich, BIATCH."
That's Dave chappelle
+Eddie Vasquez Technically it was the guy that played Ashy Larry.
NO CURSING ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER
He said biatch because he needed two more syllables.
12:40 when you enter a minecraft village
Lmao
I'll give you 0 emeralds
LAUGH ITS MINECRAFT 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes
DEAR GOD WHY'D I CLICK THIS TIMESTAMP
How hilarious, / You just set off my trap card. / Your death approaches.
is him zer0 or yu-gi-oh
OH MY GOD - Zer0 is Yami Yugi under a bodysuit. He's wearing it to hide his crazy hair.
Gavin Crowley 10:13
In spanish doesnt have any Yugioh reference, but is more epic xd. "¡Destornillante! / Has caído en mi trampa. / Date por muerto." Hard to translate the last sentece, but is like:
"Hilarious! / You fell in my trap. / You are dead now." The translation is not a haikou, but is what it means
I’ve disappeared/ a ghost amidst the combat/ preparing to strike
9:17
"Assassinated, such a satisfying word... with 5 syllables!"
Leukashot that in itself is a haiku 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
8:48
"Yoo-hoo! Stupid guy! /
I was really over here. /
Too bad you're dead now."
4:15 What the fuck!🤣
I will never forget when Zer0 said "I will not die here I have to much left to do and to much ammo" and the reason I was dying was because I had no ammo...
Reeeeeeeeeeeespawn!
lol
😭😂
"Did he just speak haiku"
i dunno
Yes
Zero always speaks in haiku
He does that
@@CrossbladeX "Angel, you got the brain the size of a planet. So don't give me "I dunno"."
*me on my phone in the bathroom*
Zero from my bedroom: What is the hold up? Is someone in the bathroom? Are you on the phone?
The first time he said that I was on my phone I was genuinely afraid, I was like “Zer0 is coming for my toes oh god oh fuck”
It is confirmed, Zer0 stalks people XD
The same thing happened to my dad he was on his phone on the toilet when he said that 😂
@@TomboyGirlfriend 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I *am in the bathroom* while reading this
3:50 I died laughing XD
oh my god XD
Me too
Me when i try to intimidate taller people
Yes that made me fucking lol hard
Iris 😆
12:10 "THIS IS THE STORY/ ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT/ FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE-DOWN..."
Zer0 is a prince,a fresh prince...
i just got that today ;-;
Zer0 is awkwardly badass/ funny
If ur tryna do a haiku that's not how it works
@@thefatherland7063he isn't trying to
6:09 "I am eternal, death will never capture me, my skills exceed his."
Well then.
Dread it, run from it, Destiny comes all the same.
Not for Zer0
12:10 fresh vault hunter of bellair
PedroWolf25 greats show needs season 2
Prince Of Bel' Dora
I lost fair and square. Whatever that dumb phrase means. Who loses a square?
Flip Nuggets me
1:59 Zer0 knows he's in a game
Leaves falling from trees
Snow drifting onto the ground
Life leaving your corpse.
+Igor Matić Did that guy just speak in haiku?
+OmegaBlack2609 Impressive...
+OmegaBlack2609 a lot of his dialogue is haiku. I'd say most of it actually is
That's a handsome Jack quote.
They find a echo recorder with Angel talking about Zer0.
that's 8:16
fav quote: "what happened to you? so strong, imposing, fearsome... oh yeah, I killed you"
Or
I. Will. Not. Die. Here/ I have too much left to do/ And too much ammo
patricio torre 7:46
Haiku is Zer0, Zer0 is haiku
“I feel the burning, eating through my equipment! Must stop, drop, and roll!”
3:49 lol
12:10 I JUST HEARD A FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR REFERENCE
*jumps out the window*
big juicy and slightly rotten slabs of meat, grilled to perfection on Obama's sizzling abs I see who couldn't find a not yet used username.
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+big juicy and slightly rotten slabs of meat, grilled to perfection on Obama's sizzling abs holy shit your name is awesome
Zer0 says that when you flip the car over.
HEHEHE I AM A very depressed individual lmao
Zer0: (Headshot) ""hee hee"
That little giggle gets me every time
Or when he runs something over " funny"
ITS THE CUTEST THING
2:23 " I am bored as hell, I would like to kill something, can we frickin go?"
6:57 he's laugh is just the best
hehe
hehe 👹
3:50 always gets me laughing I don't know why it doesn't get old 😂
Edward Gear honestly want that as a ringtone 😂
Sounds like something out of Rick and morty
I guess Zer0 is bored.
BTW, he breaks the 4th wall when standing still for too long.
All chars do.
Krieg breaks the 4th wall when you have release the beast. "Rampage! Fill the red bar"
actually no, that Echo is actually showing bar of shield health minimap ammo and more, so no
Really late.. but don’t you mean B0RED? Haha, funny skill tree joke.. I’m lonely
They did that in the pre sequel with handsome hack when your fighting the one boss he says "heeey...playerrr...your really good at this game" he only says that if you are using his dopple ganger and use the compliment thing in the skill tree......i think the creators like breaking the 4th wall
He's my one of my all time favorite game characters, i think he deserves a stand alone game just for him
I think that Axton does too.
krieg does
+my PSN is Newfoundland2011, me to!
+Z!r0 h4ze Zer0's deception quotes are best though, i like to hear my Krieg screaming while fighting and all of a sudden my teammate Zer0 starts spouting some bullshit about triggering a trap card or some shit.
MaDNiaC IKR
2:21 - 2:35 best fucking lines ever
Bor Ed… Bor Ed… Bored. Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored. I am really bored.
I GET BOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEED
Super late, but my favorite part is that it's still in haikuu.
Bor-ed, bor-ed, bored/ Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored/ I am really bored
"BOW TO MY WEAPONRY; FEAR MY SKILLS: HA, UGH, HMPH, HUH, UMH, UMPH."
Ann Night laughing so hard
its so good lmfao
holy shit. Zer0 says "It's all going blue." as one of his death lines. Blue screen is the death of a computer. He's a robot confirmed
Nunya Bizness no
He also says "What is happening?/Why have my limbs stopped moving?/ Has my heart died?"
It's the digistruct tech after he dies
Oh yeah blue screen of death, I thought he overdosed on Viagra
But he say “My skin at the beginning”
"How hilarious. You just set off my trap card. Your death approaches."
This was my favorite of the quote videos. Whenever he calls you a bitch or talks informal, It's just so funny.
2:58 My favourite quote in this entire game
BIYATCH
11:10 *Yoda noises*
Fine One lol
I never knew yoda was in borderlands 2
"He Is an Asshole" MY FAVORITE PART!
"I'm riach biatch"
Ze-r0, The assassin
8:05 FEAR MY SKILLS "HUH EEMPHH HEMPH HUH HEUGH MMNG MMPH MHMP" AN EXECUTION. I fucking died there... XD
Tnx I died too
Must stop drop and roll... UHH UGHH OOH AHH UHH UGGGHHHH...
I am Eternal/Death shall never capture me/MY SKILLS EXCEED HIS ?!?!?!
"My skills exceed Death's".... The single most badass things I've heard any fictional character say thus far
Mine is ”I disappear, a ghost amidst the combat”
You want him?... *YOU GOT HIM*
That’s why he’s my favorite
3:36 "Hello there", I'm glad a Star Wars reference was added. :)
He even says it in the same inflection as Obi Wan
@@nathanrossiter9693 I know, right? 😁
DredgeX97 there are a lot of Star Wars references lol
2:56 gets me every single time
I always thought of zero being an unstoppable assassin but after hearing these lines he sounds like an edge Lord and now I love him more
Not sure which idle quote is my favorite. It's either Zer0s "Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored.... I am really bored." Or Mordecais "So, how much longer are you going to admire that dirt?"
His grunts make me very.... ur....
Confused
Yeah confused
5:13
My head phone told me my battery was low right after he said "Warning"
Perfect timing.
IM DEAD hahahaja
His voice is one of the reasons why I still play this game so much.
The sex noises.. *damn*
No wonder he's my favourite.
4:32 So very polite. He honors his opponent, when he wins a duel
I really miss a Zero-Style character in Presequel and 3...
in presequel, Athena kinda and in 3, Fl4k kinda but both like
not really
Zero is just a lot cooler.
Plus his playstyle is my favorite among all so far.
“Epicness approaches!”
Zer0 is so accurate he predicts Borderlands 3
That comment didn't age well
@@kacperstachniak9941 seconded
Zero's so frigging cool. By far one of, if not *_the_* best playable character in the whole Borderlands franchise, I am SUCH a fan.
Badass badass badass.
When listening to this
I feel
Coming back in time
True Zer0 would make proper haiku
Are you coming back to borderlands 3?
Naithan Pangan he better! Zer0 me favorite char we must know more about him. I love him
Zer0 mmph.
Another Zero?
12:11 I now want zero to sing the whole fresh prince theme
This is the story of all about how
My Assasin days turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you the story of how I made Jack fall in despair.
In the lands of Pandora , born and raised
Out shooting and teabagging is how I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxing all sick
Demonstrating Psychos my new 360 noscope trick
When a couple of bandits showed up , up to no good
Start making trouble in Sanctuary's neighborhood
Got into one little fight and this Axton guy said
"You're fit for Vault Hunting , what do ya say? Wanna help me make these bandits drop dead?
I shot and impressed day after day
I have a job yet I still await for my pay
Handsome Jack woke up the warrior , aw hell he did it.
I grabbed my sniper and said I might as well kick it.
( those last two lines I had nothing )
I won fair and square/what ever that dumb phrase means/who looses a square.
haha that's why I love zer0 the assassin.
0:18-0:27 nyaaaah nyeeeh nuuuh I died
It sounds like him taking a painful sht Lol
Zer0 speaks to me on a spiritual level. He's awesome and badass~ (But that's not why XD)
13:27 anyone else get reminded of albert wesker when he said fool in jacks voice?
Azrael Garm
Me
6:58 “He He”...
Best line ever
Boom headshot, I got him,hehehe
3:49 pure fucking gold
was anyone else counting his sylables to see if every thing he says is actually a haiku or was that just me
+Ricardo Bohorquez Same XD
So, were they haikus?
@@sniwii1619 I guess we'll never know.
Just you
Not EVERYTHING is, but most things for sure.
3:51-3:56 literally hollering hes so funny 😭
7:46 is my fav quote
The beginning made me soooo uncomfortable
you and me both
Shiba the Wolf it sounds super sexual.
Maya's is worse. XD
Yeah, big mood
I had to skip through it lmao, when does he say all that?
I am riach, biatch.
The bored is exactly what I say when I'm bored
Well, Zer0 sure is b0red hahaha!
I have no friends
Robaws I'll be your friend!! lol
Kat the Human Okay....thanks.....yey
Robaws MEEEEEEDIC
6:30 “Fun Impending”. That has to be the one of the best things to say when there is a group of enemies that you are going to have to fight.
3:51 this feels very out of character lmao
(edit) Some of my other favorite lines:
4:15
5:24
5:48
7:34
10:13 (Yugioh fan)
5:24 that gives me goosebumps
Borderlands 2: Zer0
Overwatch: Genji
Who would win in a fight?
Shadow the Hedgehog zero by far
Genji's ult can one shot melee...
Zero can always one shot melee, cloak, heal up on the kill, and then repeat indefinitely...
Then again, Genji's ult can one shot...
Genji's Ult needs to charge though.
Shadow the Hedgehog Zer0 doesn’t need healing all the time
That too.
3:50 I melee my friend playing as kreig and we both here this and we die of laughter
alot of people complain about how zer0's voice changes in the head hunter dlc's and in tales of the borderlands so here is my headcanon, zer0 is purposely changing his voice to kinda (emphasis on kinda) hide his identity making him more mysterious than he already is
Either that or he's just messing with everyone including the player.
10:00 is when it starts to get good!
It's like he's questioning if he's hurt or not.
Leaves falling from trees...
Snow drifting onto the ground...
Life leaving you're corpse...
"Fear my skills! Euh! Hah! Hop! Huh!"
"Who loses a square?"
listening to 0:18 - 0:26 on 0.5 speed will be the most important thing you do all day
maddie juarez I tried my best not to laugh and I ended up spraying spit all over my screen x'D
That's what a bad stomach ache sounds like
Great lines at 10:00
who loses a square
He speaks so calmly and clearly the captions can tell what he is saying
9:32 When you see a cute Tai girl.
When you turn on “appear offline” 10:28
The first few minutes sound funny and hot at the same time lol
Best asmr ever
0:00 When you make a spelling mistake during an online argument
4:14 " I lost fair and square, whatever that dumb phase means, Who loses a square?"
I love how without everything going on in the game, it just sounds like Zer0 is struggling to open a jar due to his lack of a pinky XD
I love when zero is pissed he sounds so high
Just close your eyes at 0:30-1:00
health health here health there health everywhere
4:56 That was me fighting against my first "Invincible" enemy....
*MASTER GEE INTENSIFIES*
“Im Rich buitch”
- Zer0
HE SPEAKS IN HAIKU!
Dazzie yes... yes he does...
Good job
Zero's quotes when he's idle is why I love playing as him...
"I am eternal. Death will never capture me. My skills exceed his." 6:09
Oh I'm sorry did that hurt. That sorry was sarcasm I'm not sorry.
1:45 and 1:59 crack me up :)
ZeldaArchitect
/to blow a migdets head off/
0:26-0:32 Sounds so funny but epic.
the best part: It's a fucking haiku XD
(porn)
“I lost fair and square/whatever that dumb phrase means/who loses a square?”
zero with jack voice lol
Zer0: 5:51
Mfs with athsma: this nigga spittin
I LOVE THIS