Exactly how i feel about my dog lmao. Got him from a relative that couldn't take care of him anymore. I didn't want to see him put down so i agreed to take him in... Now the lil bastard is just THERE lol
As a white upper middle aged dude, who knows plenty of people who has "adopted" a dog, I don't get it either! I'm with you on this one! They go to an agency and basically buy a dog, but for some reason "adoption" evidently just sounds better. It's always, I rescued or adopted. Just makes it easier to pat themselves on the back, where buying a dog doesn't.
@@DreaandChris123 Nah, most of us just had two parents and are now well adjusted people who can actually care about things outside of ourselves. You’re a race of broken people, hollowed out by single parenthood. You’re full of trust and abandonment issues, particularly your men who have distorted views of what makes a man a man. I’m not sure any of you are actually capable of fully trusting anyone which means you’re not capable of truly loving something, be it your kids, your women, and of course your pets. It’s a self-perpetuating cycle. The way you all feel about animals is just another symptom.
@@kevinc8955 Oh, wowzers. Shamelessly indicting an entire race? And which race are you referring to exactly? Say that ignorance with your chest! Not connecting with dogs to the point of treating them like human beings has absolutely nothing to do with trust issues and single parenthood. And you cannot with a straight face say white people actually are more self elvolved and “well adjusted” than everyone else!! Tell you what, when white supremacy and all the BS that comes with it ceases to exist, we can talk about how well adjusted white folk are and whether their somehow more empathetic than everyone else because they dress up their dogs and feed them triple filtered water.
I totally agree I'm white but I think it's ridiculously sad of people to call themselves Mom or Dad when they have a dog or whatever, you're a damn owner, having kids is totally different.
You’re ignorant. Some people consider their dog or cat as their child. So yes they become the mother or father of their pet. Especially if they are childless. An awful lot of ignorant comments are on this thread about Pets. Yours is one of them
LOL black people lecturing white people about what it means to be parents. 75% of your “families” are single parents. Just stop talking. You lead America in all things bad and fall behind in all things good. Name the category. Fix yourself. THEN worry about white people.
And these dog breeds are mutants they are not natural animals that’s why you never see them in the wild..When they are stray they stay close to ppl in cities and towns not in the woods where wildlife is
You should try being less selfish and more concerned about other beings like dogs or cats. You sound ignorant which is typical of people of your race. When it comes to pets.
@@gmar7836 this is nothing new even white people know this but if your offended find you a corner to cry in.. oh instead of saying I’m ignorant you could just be more open with your racism and call me the n-word..
One time in college my best friend came to visit my husband and I and brought her boyfriend (whom I had never met) on the trip. I cooked for everyone and we were having small talk during dinner. I shared that I was born in Haiti and he very proudly said, “Oh cool! My parents just adopted a dog from Haiti.” I was already trying very hard to like him all night, or at least not actively dislike him. But after that I just gave up. 😂😂😂
Because white people are trying to teach you to care about something other than yourself. Whatever you do do not put that dog on craigslist or give it away for free to just anybody if you give up on it. Dogs are loyal, you show them a little love and they will love you forever back.
Not Halle Berry. Girlfriend went crazy and shot up everybody in The movie "John Wick" 3)..She screamed "YOU KILLED MY DOG" and she and her dogs starting killing everyone in that room....hahahaha
Dude, you nailed it. I am a white boy in Canada and you just nailed it. I know so many white women, including my mom who are just way too into their dogs. Although I also noticed that it seems to just be Aries women who are doing it to that extreme
As much as I love white women, dogs are the one reason I could never marry one. I come from a family where you would come home from school and the dog would just be gone (as in gone from the yard. It wasn't allowed in the house, much less on the couch. FORGET about the bed) The dog was a problem, dad did something with it, and we didn't ask.
Welp, that happened to me too. Po Skippy, you just knew you didn't want to ask where dad took him. And no, not on the furniture, bed, not in the house. That was so true. I have dogs now bcus my daughter loves them but they are not allowed in my bedrooms. I'm allergic and it adds to the cleaning
Yo my father had some beagles for hunting (rabbit dogs) and they all stayed outside. He could have the front door and back door open and they KNEW not to step foot in that house LOL
Sometimes I am ashamed to say that I actually consider whether or not some people are being intimate with their dogs. If aliens 👽 where real and were observing us picking up poo 💩 from dogs, who would they think was the master? 🤔
For god sake no. They’re not, some people just care a lot about their pets and there’s nothing wrong with that. I wish more black people would give a damn about pets instead of themselves
They could be. But bestiality is more than just being intimate with animals. It means giving undue love and affection to animals, that was meant for humans. And there is a lot of that going on in the world these days. Treating animals as mankind is a form of bestiality.
@@gmar7836 I speak in A.A.V.E. if your little white washed world can’t handle that... well that’s not my problem Plus who speaks in proper english on a comedy UA-cam channel, this isn’t a professional setting, so I’m allowed to chill out to enjoy myself, I see you keep the stick up your ass 24/7; it’s cool god bless
@@OTRBRANDON well I clearly can figure out what your race is. By the way I hope you don’t speak with Ebonics because it never was a proper way of speaking. Never will be. Sorry kiddo I don’t have a stick up my bum. Just telling you how it is. And yes you need to speak and write with proper grammar, people will take you more seriously, you might even get a better paying job someday. Even as a comic.
I have never seen this video before but this was so funny and true at the same time. And on a side note I have a you tube channel type in Russell Mills May 22, 2017
I'm not white and I think that's b******* I flew from Pennsylvania to Florida to get my three dogs. I treat them like family not like something that doesn't matter. And as far as I'm concerned they are way much better than children because they love you unconditionally. Oh well, dead comedian. New one! 😂
I thought David was half white himself. He said as much back in the day on that Black Men Revealed show which was kinda strange. David should half understand the dog loving struggle!
my dog is my ride or die, my best friend. the least i could do is treat her like my best friend in return. it aint a race thing if u actually care ab ur dog... i dont let her kiss me on the mouth tho, thats just weird
@@living9377 you'll have to go back and watch more of his stand up. Remember that Chappell is more popular but the Chappell show and quitting the show did that not his stand up
Americans have truly lost freaking minds. While speaking about their Dogs I recently heard a lady ask another if her baby had any brothers or sisters at home. Pitiful
Facts. I'm guilty. I LOVEEEEEE my dog & take care of him like a child. He eats top of the line dog food, is consistently washed & groomed & has all his shots. The stereotype that Black people don't care about or mistreat their dogs just isn't true, because my dog is treated like royalty lol
“If he don’t know where he live by now I can’t help him” 🤣🤣
I’ve watched this several times and laughed just as hard each time. We lost a great one, RIP 🕊🕊🕊
The level of how I related and felt him was 1000% percent
RIP To this great comedian. My condolences to his family. He was a talented comic.
Exactly how i feel about my dog lmao. Got him from a relative that couldn't take care of him anymore. I didn't want to see him put down so i agreed to take him in... Now the lil bastard is just THERE lol
😂
As a white upper middle aged dude, who knows plenty of people who has "adopted" a dog, I don't get it either! I'm with you on this one! They go to an agency and basically buy a dog, but for some reason "adoption" evidently just sounds better. It's always, I rescued or adopted. Just makes it easier to pat themselves on the back, where buying a dog doesn't.
Be busting their shoulders out !🤣🤣🤣
Lmaooo “😙😙 new dog let’s go” 😂😂😂
😂😂😫 iss true
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Daam you fine
My side split laughing!! "Let me get this right" You drove to the airport where you passed maybe 1000 dogs" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Rest In Peace, Arnold!!! You will definitely be missed.
Damn.. he didn't have to call us out like that 😂😂 🐕
IKR lol!
But it’s true
I can’t understand it my sisters see their dogs as kids even having birthday parties for them it’s unreal the relationships they create with a pet
When a dog would be happy outside chain to a fence sleeping on the ground. Some people are to extra with dogs.
They are control freaks they took the dog birthday thing and ran with it same way they did with the gender reveal bullshit.
Thats because they use to be with them in the caves couldn't even tell the difference they're not even humans their mankind cave men Neanderthals
@@DreaandChris123 Nah, most of us just had two parents and are now well adjusted people who can actually care about things outside of ourselves.
You’re a race of broken people, hollowed out by single parenthood. You’re full of trust and abandonment issues, particularly your men who have distorted views of what makes a man a man. I’m not sure any of you are actually capable of fully trusting anyone which means you’re not capable of truly loving something, be it your kids, your women, and of course your pets.
It’s a self-perpetuating cycle. The way you all feel about animals is just another symptom.
@@kevinc8955 Oh, wowzers. Shamelessly indicting an entire race? And which race are you referring to exactly? Say that ignorance with your chest! Not connecting with dogs to the point of treating them like human beings has absolutely nothing to do with trust issues and single parenthood. And you cannot with a straight face say white people actually are more self elvolved and “well adjusted” than everyone else!! Tell you what, when white supremacy and all the BS that comes with it ceases to exist, we can talk about how well adjusted white folk are and whether their somehow more empathetic than everyone else because they dress up their dogs and feed them triple filtered water.
I wanted this set to keep going 😂😂😂
I totally agree I'm white but I think it's ridiculously sad of people to call themselves Mom or Dad when they have a dog or whatever, you're a damn owner, having kids is totally different.
Yea as a human parent I find it ridiculous and disrespectful.
Lol
You’re ignorant. Some people consider their dog or cat as their child. So yes they become the mother or father of their pet. Especially if they are childless. An awful lot of ignorant comments are on this thread about Pets. Yours is one of them
LOL black people lecturing white people about what it means to be parents. 75% of your “families” are single parents.
Just stop talking. You lead America in all things bad and fall behind in all things good. Name the category.
Fix yourself. THEN worry about white people.
@@gmar7836 Know it's just some weird shit to see animals in the same light you'd look at another human.
Glad to see this brotha back on stage ..for real!!!
The ones that get me the most are the ones who make social media pages for their dogs😂it's insane...
A couple of my black friends have started doing this now 😅
Lol same thing with orphanages (traveling across the world to adopt when little Anna needs a home in the United States)
🤣👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾 facts 💯💯💯💯 Especially kissing dogs in the mouth and shit.
legend has it his fingers still pointing east
"Coming from China" I can't stop laughing....
What bish?!?!?😳😣🤪
Knowing damn well no dogs are making it out of there 😂😂😂
Thank you for saying it lol most of them are obsessed with dogs...
And these dog breeds are mutants they are not natural animals that’s why you never see them in the wild..When they are stray they stay close to ppl in cities and towns not in the woods where wildlife is
when it became possible to call your pet on their phone , the line was crossed
I give my dog his food on time, get him outside to take a shit, play with him that's it, no kissing, not getting on my bed or couch
That part!
I'm mexican, and we sure have a lot of dogs. I love dogs. Outside though, white people bring them inside and their houses always smell like dogs.
Facts
Dogs don't smell bad. Only their shit does.
@@thetrueking4535 nah they smell bad after rubbing themselves into dirt or getting wet
@@thetrueking4535 nah they stink and make the house smell hella nasty
They let dogs kiss them in the mouth and let them sleep on their bed.🤢
I'm white and can confirm we love our dogs as much as people.
it’s gross
I swear white people a lil weird about dogs smh
Saw them mouthkiss them.
@@housseinabdillahi6952 🤢🤢🤢
They love them more than their own children.
You should try being less selfish and more concerned about other beings like dogs or cats. You sound ignorant which is typical of people of your race. When it comes to pets.
@@gmar7836 this is nothing new even white people know this but if your offended find you a corner to cry in.. oh instead of saying I’m ignorant you could just be more open with your racism and call me the n-word..
This was too funny...more from him.
“I guess there’s people who fly dogs.” Lmaoooo
If you haven't seen his Netflix special "Fat Ballerina" I highly recommend it.
Only thing she rescued that dog from is the Chinese restaurant 😂😂
great, another normalized racist joke.
Maybe not in the U.S. but definitely from the wet market stroll. It's plenty of UA-cam and other outlets videos that show how it goes down over there.
😂
@@windowbreezes racist nothing there's plenty of asian cultures that consume dogs, it is what it is
David A Arnold is my favorite comedian! He’s just brilliant
Been a fan of his for years! Still funny 😂🤣
I read the title and didn't think it would be funny, now I'm about to look for more of him 😂🤣
Poor Cooper's in trouble if he runs away.😂😂😂
Or, Cooper is running away from trouble
You even see them kissing the dogs mouth, like what?
I saw a friend kiss her dog I was done 🤣🤣🤣
This! 🤦🏽♂️
One time in college my best friend came to visit my husband and I and brought her boyfriend (whom I had never met) on the trip. I cooked for everyone and we were having small talk during dinner. I shared that I was born in Haiti and he very proudly said, “Oh cool! My parents just adopted a dog from Haiti.” I was already trying very hard to like him all night, or at least not actively dislike him. But after that I just gave up. 😂😂😂
A sentient being can be either, the love remains the same depending on how big that person’s heart is.
Just got a dog a month ago from a rescue. But she was sprung up on me, damn near pressured into it by white people 😂 I love her though
Because white people are trying to teach you to care about something other than yourself. Whatever you do do not put that dog on craigslist or give it away for free to just anybody if you give up on it. Dogs are loyal, you show them a little love and they will love you forever back.
@@gmar7836 what? Shut up
@@Soopology Just telling you the truth
@@gmar7836 look after the kids and the homeless not have weird emotional child like attachment to freaking dogs 🙄
@@intello8953 your comment just explained the very ignorance toward animals. You are an example of that.
Why my bLAck ass find my first dog?!🤣😂😭
Not Halle Berry. Girlfriend went crazy and shot up everybody in The movie "John Wick" 3)..She screamed "YOU KILLED MY DOG" and she and her dogs starting killing everyone in that room....hahahaha
Well she is half white 😂
Dude, you nailed it. I am a white boy in Canada and you just nailed it.
I know so many white women, including my mom who are just way too into their dogs. Although I also noticed that it seems to just be Aries women who are doing it to that extreme
How did you get the Aries part?
Lmfao...Aries woman?? 🤣
The lies you tell lol
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Haha 😂 FACTS💯🤣🤣🤣
Good to see a new one from you fo sho.....its been a minute! We definitely need more David Arnold stand up in our lives😂😂
Love it!
Sadly I am one of those people. That was a seriously funny bit. Rip my man.
"That lil nigga don't know where he live by now, I can't help him." Ayooooo mannnn lol!!!
I just came to give a thumbs up after seeing the title...
Homer Simpson: "Hahahaha! It's true! It's true! We're so lame!"
this shit reminded me of that weird ass pet-"parent" shit people like to brag about. like, dude it's an animal
Maybe it's not so much caring too much for the dogs as it is caring too little for everyone else.
That part 🎯
As much as I love white women, dogs are the one reason I could never marry one. I come from a family where you would come home from school and the dog would just be gone (as in gone from the yard. It wasn't allowed in the house, much less on the couch. FORGET about the bed)
The dog was a problem, dad did something with it, and we didn't ask.
Welp, that happened to me too. Po Skippy, you just knew you didn't want to ask where dad took him. And no, not on the furniture, bed, not in the house. That was so true. I have dogs now bcus my daughter loves them but they are not allowed in my bedrooms. I'm allergic and it adds to the cleaning
Yo my father had some beagles for hunting (rabbit dogs) and they all stayed outside. He could have the front door and back door open and they KNEW not to step foot in that house LOL
Exactly same
Love white women? Sounds like a fetish, borderline racism.
@@Cowz19999 nah
I can't believe how funny this guy was and I'm just learning of him. I'm mad
Sometimes I am ashamed to say that I actually consider whether or not some people are being intimate with their dogs. If aliens 👽 where real and were observing us picking up poo 💩 from dogs, who would they think was the master? 🤔
For god sake no. They’re not, some people just care a lot about their pets and there’s nothing wrong with that. I wish more black people would give a damn about pets instead of themselves
@@gmar7836 Now I love dogs but why you have to get racist?
@@gmar7836 I wish humans gave a damn about poor black people after all the hate, envy and disrespect they give them
They could be. But bestiality is more than just being intimate with animals. It means giving undue love and affection to animals, that was meant for humans. And there is a lot of that going on in the world these days. Treating animals as mankind is a form of bestiality.
@@Yak.indeboxExcellent rebuttal, don't forget, they trained them as slave catcher/ to terrorise Black people!
"What bitch?" ..Lol.. Dead.. 😆😂😆
The Facts!!! 😂
This dude is funnaaaaaaaay glad i found him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Facts if my dog ran away that’s it,
Let one of the yt people rescue him. 😂😂😂😂
He's coming from China...😂🤣😂🤣 They're flying him in 🤣😂🤣😂
He was hilarious.😂😂😂😂
Mega ooooof for me!
Rest In Peace!
RIP!!!! My first dog was given to me by my father as one of his friends owed him money so the dog was a substitute for cash.
Bro this dude is spot on. 🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of a bit by Patrice O’Neal
We live in Virginia my sister flew her dog here from California🤣🤣🤣 we was like bih whaaa?🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽🤦🏽
Omg!!!...he is funny as heck
Bruh omfg hammer hit the nail fr
I love David but he 🧢 he definitely drove hours to get his dog for his kids. He know he loves animals too lol
lol, you told on him. 😂 the thought of him not caring at all, still funny 🤣😂
Some of them have like 10
Be kissing they dog in the mouth 🤢🤮
Rofl! How that happens is beyond me
Please learn proper grammar
@@gmar7836 I speak in A.A.V.E. if your little white washed world can’t handle that... well that’s not my problem
Plus who speaks in proper english on a comedy UA-cam channel, this isn’t a professional setting, so I’m allowed to chill out to enjoy myself, I see you keep the stick up your ass 24/7; it’s cool god bless
@@OTRBRANDON well I clearly can figure out what your race is. By the way I hope you don’t speak with Ebonics because it never was a proper way of speaking. Never will be. Sorry kiddo I don’t have a stick up my bum. Just telling you how it is. And yes you need to speak and write with proper grammar, people will take you more seriously, you might even get a better paying job someday. Even as a comic.
It gets worse
Where’d you get the dog?...I said what bitch...funny ass line
This was really funny. Beautifully explained
I have never seen this video before but this was so funny and true at the same time. And on a side note I have a you tube channel type in Russell Mills May 22, 2017
Damn!
RIP to a GOAT
I'm not white and I think that's b******* I flew from Pennsylvania to Florida to get my three dogs. I treat them like family not like something that doesn't matter. And as far as I'm concerned they are way much better than children because they love you unconditionally. Oh well, dead comedian. New one! 😂
New subscriber 💪🏾
Welcome!
Is that Kraig Smith 🤣🤣🤣
This dude had my stomach hurting about his deaf sister and her bf having sex.
I'm white and I'm glad that grew up around black folks cuz they schooled me on dogs properly
Rip big dawg
KRAIG SMIIITH
RIP …He is right
Never date a woman that have a dog
i once met dogs that were "rescued from the streets of Mexico". i'm in norcal , it's really something wrong with those people
Actually the dog in China I AM SHOCK HE WASN'T FOR DINNER 😂😂😂
Wait a minute coming from china. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
yeah, just like we care about kids. dog bond is 11k years old, some people do it this way, some abondond their young just like that 🙈
Lol🤣🤣🤣
I thought David was half white himself. He said as much back in the day on that Black Men Revealed show which was kinda strange. David should half understand the dog loving struggle!
😂😂😂😂😂💯
Hahahahahahahahaha my belle ooooo
Bros, no be only u. LOL
DMX's giant backpiece tribute tattoo to his dog: am i a joke to you?
He had a very troubled childhood. Makes sense he'd seek companionship anywhere he could get it.
@@bkborn4256 "one love: boomer" is the inscription w it
my dog is my ride or die, my best friend. the least i could do is treat her like my best friend in return. it aint a race thing if u actually care ab ur dog... i dont let her kiss me on the mouth tho, thats just weird
This guy may be giving Chappell a run for his money
Now that’s going too damn far....he’s funny but not Dave Chappelle funny...just sayin’
@@living9377 you'll have to go back and watch more of his stand up. Remember that Chappell is more popular but the Chappell show and quitting the show did that not his stand up
Just as many comedians get killed as rappers
Time to get a new dog😂
Americans have truly lost freaking minds. While speaking about their Dogs I recently heard a lady ask another if her baby had any brothers or sisters at home. Pitiful
They created a park for dogs? 😆
Some black people care about their animals to much also
Lol! I’m one of them
The exception that makes the rule.
Facts. I'm guilty.
I LOVEEEEEE my dog & take care of him like a child. He eats top of the line dog food, is consistently washed & groomed & has all his shots. The stereotype that Black people don't care about or mistreat their dogs just isn't true, because my dog is treated like royalty lol
Keyword: Some
Y’all are boogie
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣