Alfabusa gets drafted into World War 1 and plays Verdun
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Private Alfabusa gets drafted into faux-british squad 'ThunderPsyker's boi pUssay runabout' joining the horribly abusive Corporal Fresh, machinegunner Karl Blimey, American School Shooter Anchors and the disembodied voice of Sky Commissar Thunder in an adventure that gets progressively more insulting as it goes.
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''Do black people exist yet?''
Alfa busa 2016.
We have succeeded in our mission of turning Alfabusa from a boy to a slightly older boy. Oh boy.
You deserve all the purple hearts for that sacrifice!
I dont even care if the brittish army hands out that award or not.
Maybe one day he can earn the title of Mannish Boy.
+Karl the Deranged this is still better than your spaghetti
Karl the Deranged
GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The sky comminsar has given Karl the incredible title of COOK OF THE EMPORER OF MAN!!!! Give praise to the greatest GOLDEN OLDIE IN DA UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!
Karl the Deranged
No wonder why he talk about cactus so much
*wink* *wink*
Ok I'll stop now
oh god... WHO GAVE KARL THE MACHINE GUN!?!?
+Henry Allen
AND YOU ADMIT IT WAS HILARIOUS!
I'M GOOD AT YELLING TOO!
*****
DARLING! we need to talk....
Fresh: I told ya if ya didn't stop usin' them sissy words I'd tickle yer bum hole!
Alfa: I think that's illegal.
Fresh: Nothin's illegal on the front lines!
Alfa: What about war crimes?
Fresh: Those don't exist yet...
Karl: We are the creators of war crimes.
holy shit Fresh was epic here
Alternate title: Babbu Alfabusa gets PTSD.
he needs to play Red Orchestra
I'm just glad he's playing anything at all. :)
Alternative title: The Imperial Guard's game but without technology on the level of said faction
They're pretty much the Imperialis Militia.
"Ohhhhh that poor boy, Alfabusa used to be so kind, living on the farm a mile off. He would always bring by the best cacti and raised the best pokemans. He's never been the same since he went off to the waaaarrr."
Ah yes I remember the War of the Roses, playing magic chess using Japanese trading cards at stone hinge. Where we fought gimps with colorful pointy hair and knights with unhealthy dragon obsessions. I'm still not sure why "I" was sent back in time or why the English had giant robots.
Hippie629 I know this comment is very late but this is fucking hilarious.
ACTUALLY HENRY TUDOR IS MY NAME, BUT I FIND IT TIRESOME.
I am the best NCO.
You'd make the likes of Melchett cry. You are the pure embodiment of a british NCO. You are the greatest commisar. Shame you're a fucking heretic
Your insults are truly magical! XD
@@gherkinisgreat #savage
"It will be a one trick pony, but it will also be retarded"
-Anchors 2016
*Fresh
Karl the Deranged that quote actually makes much more sense if Fresh said it. Cough cough Michigan cough cough.
"Pestulum's pollocks, Corporal. This ain't no blumin' ski-swimmin' tommyknockin' Swede. We've gone un' knipper kipped one o' them bollock-rockin' pansyfistin' Swiss Missus."
"Odd's bodkins, Proivate Karlin. That explains woi 'e dun know 'is happy hole frum 'is stabby pole."
Private Alfabusa has evolved in "Private Alfabused"
Day 2 of Private Anchor's Diary:
"English people are FUCKING crazy."
"our dead pile will block out the sun"
tyranids, next gen in massive killing.
33:40 Fresh: Alfabusa what are you even doing. Me: Doing all your work while you lye dead in the mud, dear corporal?
Corporal: "Have you ever killed a man before?"
"No!"
Corporal: "I have killed a few hundred, but then I got promoted to Corporal and they took away my knife."
BRILLIANT. Just over a minute in and it's already great!
Goddamn, was Fresh a drill instructor in his previous life?
He has the monotone for it, but not the projection. Proper DI's are both monotone and LOUD.
yeah he was pretty much the standard 1914 brittish NCO
Previous life?
Anchors sounds weirdly normal when he's not doing his rogal voice...
Alfabusa gets PTSD
Now this is gameplay!
Is it bad that Karl speaking British sounds like Zebram? I keep picturing Magnus the Red in a British WW1 Uniform now.
Yessssss
Yes
I have watched this video eight times.
It is gold
Make it like 15
This is the best thing Ive ever seen!
All hail the sky commisar!
We need a video of fresh just insulting everyone and thing, in that accent
Yes.
like that one character in one of the Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy books that's trying to insult the universe
Coming here was an accident. Never thought watching a shooter lp would be fun but this was hilarious.
this video is literally imperial guard in a nutshell
nah, no space marines comin' at the end to take all the glory
You guys are fucking hilarious. Instant subs. Funny voices and intelligent commentary that's also entertaining.
This is one of the greatest youtube videos I've ever seen.
Fresh is such a wordsmith
I keep coming back to this video like Fresh keeps coming back from the dead!
Didn't know Rogal Dorn was in WWII guess he was fortifying his position
most realistic version of ww1 10/10 I hope the sky comissar doesn't kill me
35:35 you came for this
I didn't, but now I do
20:35 this should be the intro to all Verdun videos
Subscribing to this channel was a good idea
Da best idea!
"i hear voices in my head" do they capture you? do they understand? do they talk to you?
DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!
That's normal
The front line banter was on-point 👌
There are no words. Only laughter and tears.
Oh boy the first gaming channel i can actually watch
Got that Irish music in the beginning. Love to play Long Way to Tipperary on my violin.
Best fate of the guardsman game ever
That was suprisingly dark.
I need more of this
DEAD PEOPLE DON'T SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thule: it's a truth!!!!
alfa got his gun
I like you
Those wacky flash stepping jerrys!
Please make more with Fresh and Karl pls pls alfabus pls
So this is what the soldiers of Krieg been doing
Omg fresh is so savage
Why am I still watching this?
I loved hearing Magnus come out every now and then
babbu Alfabusa rode to PTSD
This is amazing! more of this please!!
Fresh has some serious improv skill
I didn't watch the video that much, I just listened to it and laughed.
YEEEES
Two days two videos YAY!
Wait a second. Karl.....actually fought in WWI, right? For both sides if i remember correctly, right?
He joined the germans because they gave him sausages.
@@rustkarl Nah, that was in World War 2. Or was it? I need to read the old scriptures again.
The Pandora Guy
I don’t remember.
No one but Karl really remembers and being around him is a health hazard of Imperial proportions.
The actual Battlefield 1.
Didn't know this channel existed, that's pretty dang cool
How do you get the live voice changer? I've always wanted to get a space marine voice, but all the ones I try are complete shite.
35:20
Freshes British accent is fucking spot on!
More, please!
this . . . . i want more of this . . . .
“Last time I trusted you I got syphilis”
Good lord I need more of these
Karl..how did you see over the trench wall? 😳
The world needs more superanchors
I though we were killing monsters?!?
WE ARE KILLING MONSTERS BOY!!!
How the fuck do you guys do such a brilliant Yorkshire accent? Just add in 'eyup's and 'mardy's, and the effect will be complete!
21:50
Getting those Tigtone vibes.
Fresh is best Comissar
Alfabusa should make a second episode of this
THA voice acting xD
AT THEM, MY BROTHERS!
Good god i havent laughed so hard in days!
you calling them "huns?" =_o
It was what they called the germans in the war.
odd to say at least. I mean I'm a "modern Hun" and has nothing to do with germans (o. o)
@@Dracologist well they also called German anti aircraft batteries "Flaming Onions". Soldiers seemingly name things merely to amuse themselves.
Fresh sounds like fucking Peezle Ward
Play S.T.A.L.K.E.R COP with Misery mod, or if realism I isn't your forte then the sigerous mod would be for you.
Quality
hahahaha you guys are fucking amazing!
5:11 When you play frontlines on verdun
Squadallah, we're off! What is that african gibberish?! xD
New battle field looks really good.
Heresy! No one said for the emperor
This is WW1 not Krieg.
it's going to be fun watching these guys play Battlefield 1 when that comes out.
god help us if you did this for real
oh no
Seems legit
sounds kind of like Cry, i swear....
please correct me... but isn't Yahtzee in there?
is this single player game with bots?
Am I the only one who came here from 1d4chan?
Is Fresh not American irl?
who made the rouge trader nco
What game is this?
Verdun
Karl sounds like the voice of Magnus. And Alfabusa's character looks lame af
Your accents are sooooooo dodgy lol
yapyapyap they're all Americans or Swedes so when you take that into consideration they actually held their accents pretty well
i THINK i WAS REFERRING TO THEIR ENGLISH PRETEND ACCENTS :)
>Fresh Insults /pol/
He continues to show how bluepilled he is.