Here in Australia, we have Nurse sharks. They can sense that you are bleeding from miles away, are kind enough to disinfect the wound, and bandage you up properly before eating you. Now we need a movie about sharks that live in those pools full of plastic balls that kids play in. 😆👍
@@victorm152 Hehehe - yeah, they very narrow needle-like teeth and are mainly found off the coasts of QLD and NSW. Unfortunately off the coast of South Australia, where I live, we have no shortage of Great Whites. I certainly wouldn't joke about those! You have a good knowledge of sharks. 🙂🦈
I remember seeing sand sharks..it was pretty ridiculous but I’ve seen worst, I’ve seen so many shark movies. There was ghost shark, swamp shark, snow shark, zombie shark then there was two headed shark attack then 3 headed, 5 headed and 6 headed. I’ve seen a lot of crazy shark movies.
Alteori is a true hero. She spends her precious time watching these low budget movies. Her hateful reviews on them are WAY more entertaining than the movies themselves. I for one honor her for it.
Although listening to one of her Dumb Movie Reviews can be risky sometimes. When you're listening to one with ear-buds while at work for example, everybody keeps asking: "What are _you_ laughing at?!?" 😄
My favorite part is how they legit photoshopped the Shark from JAWS into the cover to trick grannies into thinking it was the actual JAWS movie. Smooth -_-
0:08 someone get this man a Oscar this has the same energy as Troll 2 "They're eating her!....and then they're going to eat me!......OH MY GOOOOOOD!!" 🤣
In the 70's, we had the Land Shark... then in the late 80's they mutated into the Street Sharks.... and they learned how to ride in tornadoes after the 90's... now they have evolved into the Sand Sharks. Soon... we shall encounter the SPACE SHARKS...
there is a game called Maneater that with it's new DLC lets the player (who has role of mutant bullshark) mutate into a radioactive nuclear shark complete with nuclear breath weapon XD
Is there a movie about Flame Sharks? We got water sharks (sharktopus, i won't insult Jaws here), Earth Sharks (sand sharks) and Air Sharks (sharknado), so we almost have The Last Sharkbender.
Sharks in real life: Sea puppies that get stoned if you flip then upside down. Sharks in movies: eating people in anyway possible, including by being fully terrestrial
I remember watching this movie when I was like five or something it's been like almost 10 years since I've seen this and now one of my favorite UA-camrs is reacting to it. 🙂
But this is quality entertainment this is the best entertainment I don’t know what you’re talking about it watching cheesy sci-fi slick flicks is the best. Just have to learn to turn off your brain when watching.
IF you think this movie is bad, you have seen the "Headed" Shark Attack movies and their awfulness. It starts with 2 Headed Shark Attack, and goes to the magnum opus that is 6 Headed Shark Attack where the monster is amphibious and able to walk around using four of it's heads as legs.
Sand shark, sharknado, sharktopus, whalewolf, are my childhood movies, bruh i was just a lil kid that i didnt know it was that bad of a movie, i just like the idea of shark swimming in sad
I understand how you feel Alteori some of these low budget monster movies are well crap but to be honest... I like these kind of movies I mean don't get me wrong I have my limit when it comes to some of these movies but I mostly watch them fore the monsters I mean you got to admit that some of the monsters and ideas in these movies aren't... um terrible? Ig point is some of these stuff is better than some Hollywood stuff if only they had a bigger budget and you know some good actors
I’m convinced people use sharks to rip off other movies. This movie rips off Tremors, Sharknado kind of rips off Day after Tomorrow, Mega Shark rips off Godzilla….
We honestly don't hate you but the reactions you give are just priceless and I personally would not be able to sit through garbage like this alone! Cringe is something that I just can't deal with to well!
What's with this shark movies? My guess is novelty factor. "Sharks, but in tornados". "Sharks, but in sand". "Sharks, but in ice". "Sharks, but the shark is half-octopus". "Sharks but the shark is a megalodon".
Yo, Alty! I don't know if you really take any recommendations for films to watch but I do have a few that I would honestly love to hear your opinion about. I don't obviously know if you haven't seen them yet or already did but would be still interested to hear your thoughts on them anyways and don't worry, at least half of these films are decent to awesome (I've grown up with these movies so they have a soft spot for me). I wouldn't recommend any terrible movies to you like Sand Sharks. Here they are: Van Helsing - the 2004 film about vampires and werewolves (they're actually monsters in this film and not anything like the weirdos from Twilight) and Hugh Jackman, the MFing Wolverine is in it! Planet of the Apes - more specifically the Rise (2011), Dawn (2014), and War (2017) films in that order, that whole trilogy is honestly one of my favorites and is worth it just to see Andy Serkis's awesome performance as Caesar. Primeval - not the awesome TV show, although that one's also really good recommendation... I'm talking about the 2007 film about a man-eating Nile crocodile in Africa. A very violent movie that I'm sure you'll enjoy. 😈 That's it! If you haven't got the chance to watch these movies, I highly recommend them as a fan of all these films. Hope you have a good watch of them all if you have the time to do so. ☺️
@@spinodino83 Same here! I plan on re-watching the TV show some time this week. Haven't seen it since I was little so I'm going to have a lot of nostalgia when returning to that show.
That's why I recommend you to warch VIRUS from 1999. It's one of the best examples of the use of practical effects side by side with THE THING. Yes. You can't escape your fate. It's inevitable.
So you've seen Sand Sharks. Have you seen Snow Sharks? I think it's hilarious 🤣 Swamp Shark was also very funny. But seriously, one I have to recommend, just due to pure hilarious ridicilousness (if that's even a word, otherwise it is now), is Sharktopus vs Whalewolf, I thought I'd die from suffocation I was laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣 I love all the "bad" shark movies, they are comedy gold for me.
I saw one sharkmovie that was on the snow, it was so bad, at the end some random person, not even the main cast, “defeats” the sharks by random chance, she didn’t even know about the sharks, she just moved some totams a bit and the sharks were gone. And throut the hole movie i thought there were just 2 sharks but no it was 3. Just bad.
You should check out Lake Placid. It's pretty entertaining crocodile movie from the 90s. It's also got a nice blend of cg and practical effects. Hopefully it will be a good pallette cleanser for you after this shit.
I don’t hate you Alteori, I just find it funny when you get mad, like really, your videos do make me laugh, plus it’s fun to look at bad movies and make fun of them with people who agree that they’re bad.
Neat video! You should try watching the “Zoombies” movie series (yup there’s two last time I checked, and technically you should watch them in opposite order)
You forgot about the zamtrios, a shark baloon with legs, or the niblesnarf, they're pretty farfetched, and there's actually a sand shark in monster hunter, the cephadrome
My favorite movie to recommend; has a soldier's body returned from the middle-east, wakes up, trying to comprehend what he's supposed to do, being not-dead but obviously dead-dead: what do you do? But there's two movies by the same name, and the other movie came later and was actually well-known, so this one became obscure. Revenant.
Alright now I gotta request that Alteori watches these cheesiest and crapiest horror movies. My personal recommendation is "Attack of the Killer Donuts". Let us list as many as we can
The most unbelievable thing about these movies is showing sharks going out of their way to eat something that's out of their food chain on top of being much larger than what most sharks eat, the fact that humans don't taste good to most animals, and with all of this going on people still on the beach like there aren't man eating sharks who've likely killed over 20 people in what 2 or 3 days? Man I'm glad you watched this crap so we didn't have to
@Alteori just wanted to share a fun fact. The actor that's playing the character Jimmy also had a TV show called Parker Lewis on Fox if you can stand watching it I'm sure you're going to have to review it with us retro TV is it's own type of animal 🤣🤣🤣
So a shark needs to filter out oxygen from the water to breath and there is no oxygen in sand therefore a shark with suffocate while swimming through the sand
Years ago in the distant past (1994 to be exact) someone watched the cartoon "Street Sharks". Since then, they have been infected with Terrible Purpose, to bankroll as many Shark meets "X" thing or other movies as possible. Their goals are beyond our understanding.
I remember syfy shark week and the worst moveis i can think of Super shark - sharktapus - ghost shark - and some weird Christmas shark movie where the kid brings the shark to life by drawing it. Edit: just googled syfy shark movies and i forgot ablut the multi headed shark movie's. there was like 3 or 4 maybe even more that was so bad.
Wow, they actually made something worse than Sharknado (of which they made 3 i believe, at least 2), and they ripped off Tremors to do it. Heathens. At least at 2:45 the guy got his wish.
Yknow To Be Honest Shark Movies Have Become So Crappy its Kinda Sad a Genre So Feared When Jaws Came Out and Now it's been Milked To Death with These Movies The Only Ones That Get a Pass is The Meg and The Shallows Maybe one Day We'll See Shark Movies Back in The Spotlight again
I cant get enough if ur shark reviews XD I apologise on behalf of the people that love these movies that you have to endure them but we appreciate it nonetheless 💖
Alteori, I said it before & I'll say it again. You think you've seen bad/dumb movies? Movies so embarrassingly stupid that no one could possibly be expected to take them seriously? With ridiculous, incredibly-stupid monsters? Well, believe me....take my word for it. You haven't seen _anything_ yet... ...until you've managed to sit through "Killer Sofa!" (A movie so incredibly stupid that even the _title_ is all wrong; it's not a killer sofa, it's a killer recliner-chair!) Admittedly it's not as brain-hurtingly stupid as, say, "Birdemic," but it's still pretty bad! (And when it comes to bad/dumb movies, I know whereof I speak. Back in the '80s, I once saw a dumb sword & sorcery movie [the title of which escapes me] in which the hero, after killing the giant bat-monster that was attacking him, picks it up, holding it over his head & then leaps off a cliff, flying the dead bat-monster like it was a hang-glider!)
Here in Australia, we have Nurse sharks. They can sense that you are bleeding from miles away, are kind enough to disinfect the wound, and bandage you up properly before eating you. Now we need a movie about sharks that live in those pools full of plastic balls that kids play in. 😆👍
Those sharks are so helpful. Especially because someone threw a 10c coin
Balls sharks. Wait... wait
@@victorm152 Hehehe - yeah, they very narrow needle-like teeth and are mainly found off the coasts of QLD and NSW. Unfortunately off the coast of South Australia, where I live, we have no shortage of Great Whites. I certainly wouldn't joke about those! You have a good knowledge of sharks. 🙂🦈
YES
Lol
Huge men eating creatures, swimming through sand? As a Monster Hunter Veteran, I don't see anything wrong with this.
ME EITHER/TOO!!!
I do. Diablos is a herbivore!
As a fan of Dune, I DO have a problem with this. They aren't NEARLY big enough.🤣
@@alexanderthegreat6682 There's also Nibelsnarf. That is quite the hungry boy.
Sonic bombs go bang
I remember seeing sand sharks..it was pretty ridiculous but I’ve seen worst, I’ve seen so many shark movies. There was ghost shark, swamp shark, snow shark, zombie shark then there was two headed shark attack then 3 headed, 5 headed and 6 headed. I’ve seen a lot of crazy shark movies.
BILLY LOL The shark movies are the corniest lol
I grew up with those movies. 😅
I remembered buying a DVD about shark movie which include sand shark,shark trap and 2 other shark movie I forgot.
the third is Sharktopus I think...
@@Mori-vn I grew up watching sharktopus and 2-6 headed shark attack movies
@@treyrex5987 same i love shitty syfy movies
Alteori is a true hero. She spends her precious time watching these low budget movies. Her hateful reviews on them are WAY more entertaining than the movies themselves.
I for one honor her for it.
Not all heroines wear capes or are human.
Although listening to one of her Dumb Movie Reviews can be risky sometimes. When you're listening to one with ear-buds while at work for example, everybody keeps asking: "What are _you_ laughing at?!?" 😄
@@MrPGC137 same but with my parents
My favorite part is how they legit photoshopped the Shark from JAWS into the cover to trick grannies into thinking it was the actual JAWS movie. Smooth -_-
0:08 someone get this man a Oscar this has the same energy as Troll 2 "They're eating her!....and then they're going to eat me!......OH MY GOOOOOOD!!" 🤣
Another reason for Anakin Skywalker to hate sand: “Sand Sharks”.
I love your video.
It's coarse and rough... And It's full of sharks.
Why is everyone hating on her? She does her best to give us our daily dose of entertainment.
I like her, she makes terribad movies watchable.
In the 70's, we had the Land Shark... then in the late 80's they mutated into the Street Sharks.... and they learned how to ride in tornadoes after the 90's... now they have evolved into the Sand Sharks.
Soon... we shall encounter the SPACE SHARKS...
there is a game called Maneater that with it's new DLC lets the player (who has role of mutant bullshark) mutate into a radioactive nuclear shark complete with nuclear breath weapon XD
Alien sharks is a real movie now 😂
@@ObsidianArrowYT I AM A PROPHET!!!
@@Alondro77 LMAO
@@ObsidianArrowYT ...whats it called? sounds worth a watch for the sheer insanity. lol
Is there a movie about Flame Sharks? We got water sharks (sharktopus, i won't insult Jaws here), Earth Sharks (sand sharks) and Air Sharks (sharknado), so we almost have The Last Sharkbender.
Yes actually… Sharkcano. It is exactly what it sounds like.
(Might not be real.)
Sharks in real life: Sea puppies that get stoned if you flip then upside down.
Sharks in movies: eating people in anyway possible, including by being fully terrestrial
*Sharks in real life: Normal predatory cartilaginous fish who don't really want anything to do with humans.
@@icefishstatsyt8224 yeah that too
Humans are dumb
I remember watching this movie when I was like five or something it's been like almost 10 years since I've seen this and now one of my favorite UA-camrs is reacting to it. 🙂
Why do y’all hate her so much? She doesn’t deserve to suffer. She tries her best to entertain us and this is how you repay her? Shame.
Hahahahahahahaha my guy u made me laugh so much
But this is quality entertainment this is the best entertainment I don’t know what you’re talking about it watching cheesy sci-fi slick flicks is the best.
Just have to learn to turn off your brain when watching.
@@ryankaiser2702 We may be entertained, but she is suffering… she doesn’t deserve that
its a joke?
@@PotatoObliteratorGD no its just funny
IF you think this movie is bad, you have seen the "Headed" Shark Attack movies and their awfulness. It starts with 2 Headed Shark Attack, and goes to the magnum opus that is 6 Headed Shark Attack where the monster is amphibious and able to walk around using four of it's heads as legs.
Sand shark, sharknado, sharktopus, whalewolf, are my childhood movies, bruh i was just a lil kid that i didnt know it was that bad of a movie, i just like the idea of shark swimming in sad
I understand how you feel Alteori some of these low budget monster movies are well crap but to be honest... I like these kind of movies I mean don't get me wrong I have my limit when it comes to some of these movies but I mostly watch them fore the monsters I mean you got to admit that some of the monsters and ideas in these movies aren't... um terrible? Ig point is some of these stuff is better than some Hollywood stuff if only they had a bigger budget and you know some good actors
y'know, I actually agree with that, especially hollywood today lol
I’m convinced people use sharks to rip off other movies. This movie rips off Tremors, Sharknado kind of rips off Day after Tomorrow, Mega Shark rips off Godzilla….
What does dinoshark rip off?
Fun Fact: milk tastes better when you drink it straight out of the carton
and even better if you drink it straight from the bull
@@axhen 'Straght from the bull" -HOL UP
Random person who made this movie: Let's combine the movie tremors with jaws and call sand sharks
They originally wanted to call Tremors “Sand Sharks” actually!
Here me out on this one... Plushie Sharks... The Fluffs of terrors.
The movie is about all of the plushies sharks go around killing people
How bout Sharkjira (idea generated from hungry shark world and evolution).
Believe me Alteori, I cringed at every scene I watched from thus movie, and I'm feeling the same exact pain and misery you're going through.
Well you don't have to insult Trex's like that by comparing them with that guy
Me: *Hears the word sand skark*
Also me: *has memories of subnautica*
I think she should speak more Spanglish in her videos. “Donde estas the madre?” Got me cracking up lol
We honestly don't hate you but the reactions you give are just priceless and I personally would not be able to sit through garbage like this alone! Cringe is something that I just can't deal with to well!
What's with this shark movies? My guess is novelty factor. "Sharks, but in tornados". "Sharks, but in sand". "Sharks, but in ice". "Sharks, but the shark is half-octopus". "Sharks but the shark is a megalodon".
To be fair, The Meg wasn't bad
@@thedragonwarrior5861 yeah, Meg was OK, despite deviating from the source material. But it had more budget than a direct-to-DVD Asylum mockbuster.
I remember watching this when I when i was eight and it terrified me so much i never wanted to go back sand. Im 17 now and its just alot of eye rolls.
Yo, Alty! I don't know if you really take any recommendations for films to watch but I do have a few that I would honestly love to hear your opinion about. I don't obviously know if you haven't seen them yet or already did but would be still interested to hear your thoughts on them anyways and don't worry, at least half of these films are decent to awesome (I've grown up with these movies so they have a soft spot for me). I wouldn't recommend any terrible movies to you like Sand Sharks. Here they are:
Van Helsing - the 2004 film about vampires and werewolves (they're actually monsters in this film and not anything like the weirdos from Twilight) and Hugh Jackman, the MFing Wolverine is in it!
Planet of the Apes - more specifically the Rise (2011), Dawn (2014), and War (2017) films in that order, that whole trilogy is honestly one of my favorites and is worth it just to see Andy Serkis's awesome performance as Caesar.
Primeval - not the awesome TV show, although that one's also really good recommendation... I'm talking about the 2007 film about a man-eating Nile crocodile in Africa. A very violent movie that I'm sure you'll enjoy. 😈
That's it! If you haven't got the chance to watch these movies, I highly recommend them as a fan of all these films. Hope you have a good watch of them all if you have the time to do so. ☺️
Bro I did enjoy primeval both tv show and movie
@@spinodino83 Same here! I plan on re-watching the TV show some time this week. Haven't seen it since I was little so I'm going to have a lot of nostalgia when returning to that show.
The best part of Primeval the TV show is EVERYTHING
Yay. 😎
Damn it would be fun to see some videos on the Primeval BBC show. That show was so dope!
We don't hate you, girl! We just wanna see you roast the ever living flip out of these bad movies. XD
Jimmy also played jonas in stargate. Either that, or, he's his doppelganger. Probably why he got the role lol
Maybe they were going for a series of movies like Sharknado.
My brain has ceased all functions trying to figure out how sharks are in the sand
That's why I recommend you to warch VIRUS from 1999. It's one of the best examples of the use of practical effects side by side with THE THING.
Yes. You can't escape your fate. It's inevitable.
Can we just appreciate how the movies she watches because they’re BULLSHIT what we ask her to do
So you've seen Sand Sharks. Have you seen Snow Sharks? I think it's hilarious 🤣
Swamp Shark was also very funny. But seriously, one I have to recommend, just due to pure hilarious ridicilousness (if that's even a word, otherwise it is now), is Sharktopus vs Whalewolf, I thought I'd die from suffocation I was laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣
I love all the "bad" shark movies, they are comedy gold for me.
Anyone remember Magic Island?...
It also had a tree growing pizza slices...
It was old and weird
I saw one sharkmovie that was on the snow, it was so bad, at the end some random person, not even the main cast, “defeats” the sharks by random chance, she didn’t even know about the sharks, she just moved some totams a bit and the sharks were gone. And throut the hole movie i thought there were just 2 sharks but no it was 3. Just bad.
It's crazy how many movies like this exist
The worst shark movie I've ever watched was Megashark vs Giant Octopus, and I love that movie.
You know I never realized the dude yell WHYYYYYY😆, you just made me want to watch this movie again to see that scene
Sometimes you need to smell the garbage dump , in order to truly appreciate the sweet scented flower beds Alteori .
I know this comes way after the video has been put out but I'm new to your work and I'm binging the back catalog. This channel is funny.
Me in my kids days: AHHHH SAND SHARKS! IT MIGHT IT ME!
Me now: Why are there shark in sand?? Like HOW?
When you posted that community tab. I honestly, thought the photo was a shark plushie XD.
The movie itself is ridiculous, the conscept of a shark able to swim through land is scary and creative.
You should check out Lake Placid. It's pretty entertaining crocodile movie from the 90s. It's also got a nice blend of cg and practical effects. Hopefully it will be a good pallette cleanser for you after this shit.
“I know, spoilers. But, that’s one of the spoilers you enjoy.”
Agreed.
This and ghost shark and sharknadow were movies that are stuck in my head all thanks to Syfi aa good times.
These movies are so terribly animated it’s hilarious. Sharknado went above and beyond!
If you think this is bad, wait till you see Sharks of the Corn. It's literally about sharks swimming in a Kentucky corn field.
Hey Alteori you should review Snow Shark or Blood Glacier!
I don’t hate you Alteori, I just find it funny when you get mad, like really, your videos do make me laugh, plus it’s fun to look at bad movies and make fun of them with people who agree that they’re bad.
I think it’s a fact that she has stated that and genuinely hurts her brain to watch these
Oh how much I missed the pain of watching these movies with your HILARIOUS commentary.
Neat video! You should try watching the “Zoombies” movie series (yup there’s two last time I checked, and technically you should watch them in opposite order)
I might be wrong, but I think she did them both
I love the solid minuet of Alteori roasting the sherif's actor, it is so hilarious, I never knew there could be so mamy adjectives in one breath 😂
Hmm instead of sounding like Robert Shaw's character from the original Jaws, the shark catcher end up sounding like Popeye the Sailor.
I mean I gotta fight lava fish and snow sharks in Monster Hunter World. So sand sharks isn't that far fetched anymore.
You forgot about the zamtrios, a shark baloon with legs, or the niblesnarf, they're pretty farfetched, and there's actually a sand shark in monster hunter, the cephadrome
At least they're unique creatures with thought put into them. Sand sharks are just reqular sharks in sand.
@@hollowslayer9916 I'm sorry the what now? O-o
@Demetrius Prime niblesnarf is basically a sand shark who you can trick it into eating barrel bombs.
@@demetriusprime1505 new world hunter I presume ?
Stubborn mayor, catching the wrong shark, the cover of the movie… I feel
Like I’ve seen this before….
My favorite movie to recommend; has a soldier's body returned from the middle-east, wakes up, trying to comprehend what he's supposed to do, being not-dead but obviously dead-dead: what do you do? But there's two movies by the same name, and the other movie came later and was actually well-known, so this one became obscure. Revenant.
This is straight up when Tremors meets Jaws, prove me wrong
Both Tremors and Jaws are better. But, you right.
Alright now I gotta request that Alteori watches these cheesiest and crapiest horror movies. My personal recommendation is "Attack of the Killer Donuts". Let us list as many as we can
4:16 I had watched this movie when it had aired on Syfy, and I didn't notice that he had just quoted the same line from Jaws 🤦🏻♀
The most unbelievable thing about these movies is showing sharks going out of their way to eat something that's out of their food chain on top of being much larger than what most sharks eat, the fact that humans don't taste good to most animals, and with all of this going on people still on the beach like there aren't man eating sharks who've likely killed over 20 people in what 2 or 3 days? Man I'm glad you watched this crap so we didn't have to
This movie never made sense to me. Everyone knows sand sharks don't live on the beach.
They live in the desert.
Yeah I mean, that's just common knowledge
I'm waiting for Babysharknado -- the most adorable man-eaters ever.
@Alteori just wanted to share a fun fact.
The actor that's playing the character Jimmy also had a TV show called Parker Lewis on Fox if you can stand watching it I'm sure you're going to have to review it with us retro TV is it's own type of animal 🤣🤣🤣
its as if someone saw tremors wanted to do tremors at the beach and did a bunch of weird choices and decisions that made this movie odd
It's so much more fun to perform in these movies and whatnot than in something that takes itself too seriously. B movies for life!
Sand Sharks are real convince me otherwise
So a shark needs to filter out oxygen from the water to breath and there is no oxygen in sand therefore a shark with suffocate while swimming through the sand
@@gojijam6552 we don't talk about logic here
Years ago in the distant past (1994 to be exact) someone watched the cartoon "Street Sharks". Since then, they have been infected with Terrible Purpose, to bankroll as many Shark meets "X" thing or other movies as possible.
Their goals are beyond our understanding.
reminds me of being in elementary school and watching lego stop-motion shark films. they were cheesy but fun
They really just wanna see you over react and bash a movie...with your voice and character it is extremely adorable.
"Stuck between a rock and a shark place..."
What is this movie?! XD
You should watch primeval. It's a killer crocodile story that's based on an actual man eating Nile crocodile. It's good
My God,
I love the way Alteori explains these movies. Alteori cracks me up! Lol!
What if Nakarkos or Safi'jiiva from the monster hunter series met Godzilla?
(Godzilla scaled down to the same size)
You should watch a movie called Alien Shark. I haven’t watched it but it you looks like something you should review
I remember syfy shark week and the worst moveis i can think of
Super shark - sharktapus - ghost shark - and some weird Christmas shark movie where the kid brings the shark to life by drawing it.
Edit: just googled syfy shark movies and i forgot ablut the multi headed shark movie's. there was like 3 or 4 maybe even more that was so bad.
Sand sharks have been a thing in DnD monster manuals for decades. The Diablo series also had shark like monsters in the desert area as well.
How about we set up Alteori with a GOOD cult classic next time?
😎👉 *DOG SOLDIERS* 👈😎
I think I watched that a looooong time ago
This movie should be buried under 30 feet of sand and be forgotten by everyone.
smh these damned sharks are gonna become land-dwelling sharks that grow legs and handle guns
That would honestly be a more entertaining movie than this one.
“no i am not gonna start singing baby shark” 😂 😂 😂
First water. Now Sand. We're slowly moving to sharks that can swim through even denser terrain. We're all thinking it. Next will be STREET SHARKS!
I want to point out, at the bottom of the poster for Sand Sharks that yo were showing it says "Terror has no boudaries" in stead of "boundaries"
Well Alteori.. you did watch the ENTIRE land before time series... I mean.. after that we thought you were pretty much immune to psychological damage.
Wow, they actually made something worse than Sharknado (of which they made 3 i believe, at least 2), and they ripped off Tremors to do it. Heathens. At least at 2:45 the guy got his wish.
That dude breaking the Tv would have been a better movie than this 😂
Yknow To Be Honest Shark Movies Have Become So Crappy its Kinda Sad a Genre So Feared When Jaws Came Out and Now it's been Milked To Death with These Movies The Only Ones That Get a Pass is The Meg and The Shallows Maybe one Day We'll See Shark Movies Back in The Spotlight again
The Meg was good, thankfully. Alas others of the genre are terrible
The Sylvester Stallone/Trump hybrid comment made me laugh out loud!! 😆
Pov: you play terraria calamity mod, summon sand shark king or whatever, and explain it.
*THATS THIS VIDEO RN AND I LIKE IT*
I love your channel and your reactions to these movies. For your sanity I recommend you review Stephen King's Silver Bullet.
*_"Some magicians can walk on water."_*
*_"Chuck Norris can swim through land."_*
🤭🤭🤭
First time I heard of this movie was on James Rolfe’s Top 40 (now 50) Sh!tty Shark Movies. James really needs to update that video again.
"what if you combine the movie Tremors and Jaws?"
Sand shark director:"Say no more"
I cant get enough if ur shark reviews XD I apologise on behalf of the people that love these movies that you have to endure them but we appreciate it nonetheless 💖
I genuinely liked sand sharks XD its one of my fav bad shark movies
I forgot how many times ive watched this movie XD soo happy ur reviewing it i love ur creature feature reviews 💖
a rock and a shark place....god that got me cracking up. I know the movie terrible, but i think i would like it for it's terribleness
Alteori, I said it before & I'll say it again. You think you've seen bad/dumb movies? Movies so embarrassingly stupid that no one could possibly be expected to take them seriously? With ridiculous, incredibly-stupid monsters?
Well, believe me....take my word for it. You haven't seen _anything_ yet...
...until you've managed to sit through "Killer Sofa!" (A movie so incredibly stupid that even the _title_ is all wrong; it's not a killer sofa, it's a killer recliner-chair!) Admittedly it's not as brain-hurtingly stupid as, say, "Birdemic," but it's still pretty bad!
(And when it comes to bad/dumb movies, I know whereof I speak. Back in the '80s, I once saw a dumb sword & sorcery movie [the title of which escapes me] in which the hero, after killing the giant bat-monster that was attacking him, picks it up, holding it over his head & then leaps off a cliff, flying the dead bat-monster like it was a hang-glider!)
The lesser known movies are more interesting than the ones all the other reviewers talk about.