Funny thing about John Hammond is that while the movie version is a nice guy who seems to be over his head, The novel version was a corrupt businessman who's exactly the kind of guy who would make the shortcuts that lead to the park's downfall and he did it pretty much just to save a few bucks.
It makes total sense..However I love the change that Spielberg did...It made the character more human...You can still be relatable and irresponsable...because we all tend to cut corners from time to time.
You got that right and also I can picture that character as thinking if the founder of Amazon Jeff Bezos decided to make a zoo since there is allegations of working conditions and treatment of said workers to be bad though I could be wrong and hopefully the real Bezos isn't attempting this.
Oh yea! Recently watched the movie and then listened to the audiobook. Hammond was total polar opposite in the movie to the book. Something that made me giggle was in the movie. The park aside from the whole breeding frog dna issue. WOULD have been secure if nedrey hadn’t fucked shit up. But in the book there no illusion of control. You had compys getting off the island all the damn time. Attacking a child, KILLING A BABY. A raptor mauling a worker. When Grant Satler and Malcom get on the island. With in a few chapters they basiclly are showed how the systems work and INSTANTLY start pointing out rather obvious flaws. Like there’s a computer program that’s supported to keep track of the Dino’s and their numbers. “HELL OF A SYSTEM! Hell of a goddamn system!” Arnold’s ( Sam jackson) says. When I think it’s Malcom asked him to do somthing pull up and it shows that there’s more Dino’s then supposed to be. And that happens all through out the book! Shit an Hammond doesn’t even give half a shot that his GRANDKIDS. Are lost. In the movie you seefeel the slow creep of fear he feels when he asked The game Warden “I wonder if you’d be good enough to take a gas jeep… and bring back my grandchildren…..”
@@huntermoore7669 Enh, I think the movie Hammond is just better at cultivating a pleasant public image. That scene with Hammond telling Nedry what to do? That's a mask-off moment.
I love how in all 6 movies no one ever has a plan incase of an emergency. Like zoos have emergency protocols incase an animal escapes, but a facility that houses creatures 10x more dangerous doesn’t have a plan of action incase of an emergency?
They do discuss one. The "Lysine Contingency Protocol" or something like that, but Hammond dismisses it because it would kill all animals in the park and set him back decades.
A good plan would be to implant explosives inside dinos heads and set up zones like in The running man prison part if dino leaves his enclosure/zone well to quote the queen of hearts "of with their heads"
@@angryboi595Actually they do have teams for containing the Dinosaurs unfortunately the Indominus killed the team sent after it and Masarani ended up piloting a helicopter when he was still a newbie to piloting which ultimately lead to him crashing & dying! Without Masarani, Ingen's head of security took over but he was more concerned with testing out the Raptors and was ultimately corrupt! Masarani managed to not only build a successful park which was more like a zoo than the theme park that Hammond envisioned! Masarani got people like Owen who could understand Dinosaurs behavior and was for the most part successful! It was only when they started dabbling in hybrids that they ended up creating a dangerous threat that was smart enough to escape! Jurassic World proved a park could work provided they took the proper precautions! Heck, their command center was even safer and they had a team of people responsible for monitoring the park & military grade security which was able to deal with large animals like Rexy! Nedry was ultimately responsible for the Jurassic Park incident as his actions unfortunately allowed the Dinosaurs to escape & forced the park staff to risk cutting off the power to reset the computer system which Nedry had locked everyone out of! However one of the big issues in the film was Hammond spent too much money on unnecessary tech like doors that lack a manual locking system!
3 bad decisions I can name off the bat: 1. When Dennis Nedry accidentally locked himself in the car with that dino 2. Putting automatic magnetic locks on practically all the door that is also tied to the power grid 3. Relying to heavily on the power grid for just about everything in the park
You know, it's entirely possible to program your electronic locks to fail secure (door stays locked) in some locations and fail safe (door unlocks to allow safe egress) in others. The fact that _everything_ failed safe speaks to gross incompetence in the design of the JP facilities... it wouldn't even cost anything extra to fail secure vs. fail safe. It's just plain ol' stupidity. Just like having fences to keep dog-sized dinos in... with foot-tall gaps between the wires.
More responsibility less complacent reliance on computers not saying computers are bad but just letting it do it all and paying little mind to it is bad but yeah bringing the dinosaurs back was the first bad one but we like that it happened in the movie I mean that is very important for the story
@@treyrex5987 the only reason everything went wrong was because the dinos were treated more like objects than animals and because they made the indominus rex into what is essentially a killing machine.
Well Hammond’s favorite line was "Spared No Expense!” which is in the pasted tense. He used to care and he would put money into things but over time he stopped caring. Which made Jurassic Park the way it is. I think Henry Wu says something similar in the book saying Hammond used to listen to his ideas but not anymore.
Yeah, Lex certainly failed the "Survival of the Fittest" exam when Rexy went for a midnight snack or two. Getting eaten while you're on the can is the second worst way to go, the first is being locked inside a box and being slowly eaten alive. I've seen two examples of that: The Mummy (Imhotep) and Stargate SG1 (the Goa'uld Marduk).
Alteori you forgot the main issue with the first "attraction" with the posion spitting dino its the TREES they are able to be climbed on and Go over the fence. The lean over the fence. I garentee the reason they dont see them is because they already escaped.
In the novel version it says the lawyer survived the park only to die of a tropical disease later on and also there was even more hazards of the park in the novel as well and the time that took place is the 1980's.
It's more or less implied with Nedry's attitude that he's not underpaid, he's just irresponsible, and thinks he should be getting more because of the specialized knowledge, as you've stated. There should 100% be redundancy, even just to cover sick days lol. Also, I never felt like Alan and Elle were officially together in this movie- it was always a "will they, won't they" thing. It was clear they were into each other, but hadn't started anything official due to work and potential disagreements in regards to kids. When Ian asks Alan if he and Elle were together and Alan was like "ya" in a super annoyed but uncomfortable fashion, it always seemed to me that he was just lying to make Ian back off. "It's complicated" invites too many questions.
That's the way Spielberg wanted it, partly because of the age difference. Alan and Ellie did kiss in the movie, but the scene was pulled from the final cut. I have the photo in Pinterest.
6:05 I remember having this convo with a friend of mine and he mentioned that Hammond can either fire Nedry and hire a very competent programmer or give that guy a raise. No he had to hire someone at the lowest bidder while making him do the heavy lifting.
Or he could have hired a team, thus avoiding the scenario of losing the only person who can repair "malfunctioning" systems without restarting the entire park.
@@antonioarreola3097 They kind of did have a team except they told everyone else to get on the boat and leave. Which really reinforces that movie Hammond while not as much of an A-hole as book Hammond is still just as cheap.
The book did explain that Wu wanted to release an "upgrade" dinosaur that would make them slower, easier to handle and Hamond said no what we have here is real. Wu points out that its not because they made guess in the DNA.
Such an underrated part of the novel I wish got translated to the movies sooner, maybe then we'd have less arm chair paleontologists crusading against the franchise for its "Inaccuracies" when the accuracy of the dinosaurs was never the point of the movie in the first place, it was about mankinds hubris trying to play God, shaping and trying to control life and for personal gain while nature violently rebels.
@@sasaki999proI loved World for finally clarifying the inaccuracies by Wu! Only for Dominion to make the stupid statement of having 100% accurate dinosaurs 😢
The fact that you still see Hammond as a kind naive grandfather figure and not for the money hungry, corner cutting, cutthroat business man that he is is actually a testament to the casting that they did for this movie. Every time they cut from the tour to the control room you saw more and more of Hammonds decisions to put his bottom line over people's safety or well being
Hammond wouldn't be a very good money hungry, corner cutting, cutthroat business men if he couldn't convince people he was a kind, naive grandfather figure.
@@schwarzerritter5724 yeah, this. He tricked people into thinking he was a nice guy, but it was more an act than reality. It's a recurring thing with corrupt businessmen IRL. Their "public image" is just what they want you to see them as.
Right! LMAO I mean even the grown ups who are hired for being great minds to solve problems and they will still make the dumbest choices in all of every parallel universe lol
@@Alteoriat 18:30 in the book John Hammond actually had many restrictions with the workers and he was a care taker and Ellie helped find the cause of the sickness also the triceratops was meant to be a stegosaurus in the book
Novel Rexy was one terrifying monster of a Theropod, it didn't attack them for food, but just for pleasure... Which is just terrifying to say the very least!
Alteori, if you want a horror movie where the characters are smart and horror still happens, then John Carpenter's The Thing needs to be your next adventure. You may have already seen it, but it's a horror classic.
Actually I'd recommend the green room for a horror movie, sure the characters don't make the smartest decisions but the decisions they do make are authentic to their character
The gun thing at the end always bothered me since I was 5. The gun jams and while you can't shoot it you can still use it as a club. It's really weird and of course Grant missing always bothered me but I've shot guns plenty of times so I know it's possible to miss especially in the heat of the moment.
It's more stupid considering that in the book Gennaro gets cornered by a raptor and he survives his encounter by punching it right in the face. Which still annoys me how the lawyer Gennaro is like one the best characters in the book, but then the movies ruined him by making him the worst. They combine him with some weasley park employee that Hammond had escorting Tim & Lex, and then cause they decided to use the movie's clout, Malcolm who actually died from his injuries is retconned to having almost died and Gennaro is killed off between books to dysentery (so just like his movie counterpart he basically dies on the toilet).
I agree on whats-her-face finding the brightest flashlight in the world, and shining it at the biggest murder mouth. She might as well just get one of the triangle chimes, ring it and go *"TIME FOR DIN DIN! COME AND GET IT!"*
Nedry was essentially working for free at the point that the movie happened. He had messed up while doing the original project and hamend was using his contract to force his to come back and do it right. In a normal contracting job this might be a good idea but hamend is giving the man complete control over his island of dinosaurs immediately after pissing him off about as badly as he could.
The dumbest decision in the whole franchise was letting the dinosaurs go in fallen kingdom. That whole “their alive like me” BS, the difference is that one’s just a girl with a backstory and the others are a bunch of invasive species that were literally inches from affecting nature itself
Chaos Theory is about the behavior of complex systems; Malcolm explains it with that water drop on the hand flirt scene. It's not necessarily about "chaos" in the popular sense.
the simplified way to explain it is just a pessimistic view that things are going to go wrong. The reason it's something worth having a specialist for is trying to predict HOW it'll go wrong.
Every bad decision in Jurassic Park I’m gonna tell you something that is an incredibly innovative post on UA-cam. I am going to have to give you props refreshingly original
As far as the raptor constantly trying to escape, think about that Honey Badger that kept breaking out of its enclosure. They were NEVER able to keep it in.
I don't know why, but "our brains are gone to eat grass" had me laughing for several minutes Edited to add: I will add, you are right about how people don't need to be stupid in a horror movie, and they can STILL end up getting killed. There's a zombie movie I watched called "The Dead" from 2010, that takes place in Africa. And through most of the movie, the two main characters make *smart* decisions about their situation! And it was just so incredibly refreshing, especially when in zombie movies, they are notorious for having exceptionally dumb people, just to have cannon fodder.
The fencing around the Dilophosaurs was only five or six feet high. I've seen German Shepherds clear higher fences, never mind a dinosaur several times larger.
“Then she turns into a trycicloplot” I love the reference to Mr. Kirby in JPIII XD “Fine well then when the trycicloplots come get you don’t come crying to me”
Sometime in the past year I started to watch a lawyer's UA-cam channel because he did a video about everything legally wrong in Jurassic Park. The two of you were so in synch for the first few minutes. I am always amused when two UA-camrs I watch but I don't think know of each other are on the same page, it's a bonus feature. The other time you were synched up with another was when the two of you were talking about the biology of the White Spikes.
1. I think it would be more appropriate to ALSO identify every bad decision in the novel (You said you read it.), compare the bad decisions in the novel to those in the film, and/or identify where the filmmakers played dumb in adapting the novel. 2. Were there any bad decisions in Jurassic World Dominion? If so, what were they?
One of the things that I find frustrating is the DOOR LOCK scene from the original film where we discover that Hammond (and/or whomever he put in charge of designing the door locking system) had doors installed in the command center that had electronic locks which completely lacked a manual locking mechanism! That is a terrible design from a security perspective as it means the locks can't be engaged if the power is out! It also means cutting the power is a way to bypass them which is why Nedry turned it off (using the storm as a cover) to gain access to where the embryos (used for the park's Mr. DNA show as Site-B was where most of the Dinosaurs were created hence why the Raptor was being transported during the film's opening) were stored! Not to say that another disaster scenario wouldn't have occurred under Hammond's watch had Nedry been caught or someone more trustworthy had been hired, but Nedry was a big reason the incident happened! That's why his death is so satisfying as he is killed by his own hubris! The Door Locks and the park's design seriously created issues! Seriously why weren't the breakers located in the same location as the command center! Had they been so, Mr. Arnold might not have died and they might have gotten the power back on before the Raptors escaped! Yes, the T-Rex and some other Dinosaurs would have been on the loose, but at the very least they would have been alot safer & could have gotten a team to either get the Dinosaurs back in captivity and/or rescue the survivors! Hammond failed to employ an animal behavorist like Masarani did with Owen! Hammond should have brought in Grant, Satler, & Malcom in much earlier as their expertise would be invaluable & he should have treated it as a DINOSAUR ZOO rather than a theme park! Zoos routinely house dangerous animals including large creatures such as Elephants! Also creating a park of only herbivores isn't going to be more safer as while they don't eat meat, they could still be territorial or dangerous! Hippos for example kill more people in Africa than Nile Crocs & they are herbivores! Also cloning dinos via DNA contained in amber is likely blind thus you don't know what Dinosaur your creating until it complete! Also we all know park patrons would likely demand carnivores like the T-Rex cause of how iconic they are! Also it may turn out some Dinosaurs assumed to be herbivores might actually be omnivorous and/or the frog gene splicing could end up causing them to become carnivorous! I myself the T-Rex's vision is based upon movement (current thought is they actually had decent eyesight) is due to the gene splicing similar to why most of the cloned Dinosaurs lack feathers!
Quite possibly the worst/stupidest decision done in the franchise comes from the original novel by Michael Chriton. Arnold (the chainsmoking technician) makes it to the maintenance shed while narrowly avoiding the raptors. It's pitch black in there and he can't see anything. Now you would think that he would bring a flashlight with him considering the power is out, but he didn't. This stupid ass then decides that the best solution is to prop the door open with one of his shoes despite the fact that there are 7 foot highly intelligent man eating dinosaurs just outside. This unsurprisingly leads to his death and quite possibly the only time I have ever facepalmed while reading a book.
The movie makes Hammond much nicer than the novel. In the book Muldoon had lethal weapons he could have used against the dinosaurs but Hammond said not because he wanted to save his park.
It really sounds like "spared no expenses" is more of a marketing thing than an honest statement by Hammond, way too many areas where clearly tons of corners were cut...
Lex is even more annoying in the book… she’s not even a hacker she is litterally the equivalent of Tim in the hacking scene. Tim figured out the computer system in the book… In the book lex is literally a sports jock and is consistently annoying and messing with Tim to the point where even Tim is sick of her shite. So I’m glad that someone is calling out exactly how annoying lex is. Also the expressiveness of your art and how it’s goes with your very expressive vocabulary is great!!! I love your reactions!
I noticed this as a child, but couldn't articulate it until much later. Mr "spared no expense" cuts costs in ways that are so criminally negligent that they literally form the backbone for the whole movie!
Thanks Aleori for explaining the situation of every single bad decision in Jurassic Park. Here is a list on what I should do to fix and improve the problems of the Park if I was to replace John Hammond as the new CEO of InGen and the Founder of Jurassic Park. 1, Top priority is to pay more money raise salary for Dennis Nedry because he has to much more power of the whole park because he is the only person who knows about computers and in charge of the park’s security systems. 2, More importantly better training for the worker employees and security guards on how to deal with dangerous dinosaurs by using non lethal and lethal force techniques along with surviving. By having animal handlers and animal trainers in dinosaur enclosure habitats to prevent them from killing and eating humans. 3, Having Jurassic Park employees and security to tell all the visitors to always follow directions and instructions on how to be safe and enjoy their own adventure even by having Jurassic Park staff to be in the cars with the visitors if the self driving cars were to malfunctioning, being damaged or something along with better safety locking measures with the other features in the cars with equipment and other things. 4, If any dinosaur is sick in the park they are immediately be taking away and quarantine until they can be released if they are better. Note: If approaching a sickly dinosaur, all employees must wear masks and hazard suits to avoid any other pathogen that could cause infection or disease that if someone is exposed they need to be quarantined and vaccinated immediately before they are allowed to be released. 5, Tranquilizing dinosaurs from being dangerous to very much dangerous if necessary lock them up for better behavior or safely euthanize them if they are way too dangerous during their transporting to their own enclosures and other events. 6, Locate an island where there is no tropical storm current as in its direct path.
Usually, I hate when people criticize a classic or older film mainly because a lot of the time they do it either out of unjustified spite or don't even know what the hell they're talking about when they try to point out "flaws" within the film in question but I really do like that you are not only honest with your criticism but you at least know what you're talking about to where it doesn't sound like you're talking out of your ass while showing legit love for the film. One of the main reasons why I stayed subscribe to you for so long. So... thanks for making this video on this awesome but flawed movie.
to think, truly, with real safety measures, care and empathy that John should have, kids and family's for generations would have had these magical memories for generations... it's heartbreaking
Another bad decision which has always bugged me but at the same time, I realize if they had of done this, there would be no movie. Basically any competent engineer could have designed enclosures that had passive defences where it would not matter if they had electricity. Namely pits and moats which would have made it impossible for the dangerous hypercarnivores to escape, even without electricity.
I'm still bothered by Hammond saying, "When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked." WRONG! Everyone with a single brain cell in their head knows that Disneyland opened in 1955, not 56! And while Disneyland's opening day was indeed a disaster, it was mostly because they chose an incredibly hot summer day to open it, and lots of guests had counterfeit tickets so the place was overcrowded. Then, of course, there's Ian's point about how the animatronics don't go killing people when the rides break down.
I cannot see Sauropods the same way again after Plague of Madness. Every time I see one my mind goes to how deep that lava pool was for it to be able to go through all that. Seriously, if Spear or Fang fell in that would have been it... Jurassic Park should do a live action of that...
In the books the dilophasaurus was actually just as big, or bigger than the real life dilophisaurus. And nedry's was twice as stupid In the book. Because he decided to get out of the car, and yell at the Dino, and was so slow to realize that it's venom is harmful. And after blinded, he decided to scare it away!!!
Um did you even read the book? He didn’t yell at the dilo. He heard it coming and made a run for the Jeep but just like in the movie he stupidly looked back at it and got blinding venom spat in his eyes thus leading to his death
8:40 I remember watching a video saying that it isn't the same one from the beginning because not only did Muldoon say to shoot her, but you can also hear gunshots if you listen closely. Can't confirm whether or not the last part is true since it has been awhile since I've watched the movie.
There is a reason why the kids are there, it's not a particularly smart reason, but it does explain their presence. There's a deleted scene when they first arrive where Hammond explains that their parents are going through a divorce, and he's taken them in for a little while to take their minds off things for a bit. They couldn't have known there was going to get a massive issue on that very specific visit. However, it was a small plot point that was reused in Jurassic World. Also, the car windows/doors are supposed to stay closed during the tour, (or while the vehicle is in motion) so the Dilophosaurus aren't really a direct threat to visitors, given their nature of only hunting smaller animals and fish. However, this is still an issue because as you've seen in the movie, the characters don't have a problem just opening them, and the Animal Rangler does give Hammond shit for not putting locks on the doors. So yeah. still a mistake regardless.
"Cover my eyes, my nose, my ass." Wait, why that last one? Also I notice you REALLY want certain characters to just JUST so the idiot can feel survivor's guilt, but given they're stupid in the first place, they probably won't be able to think.
@ 43:00 - Yep. I was waiting for you to address Timmy the Spazz. I've never seen any other UA-camr mention it. It's like that Stormtrooper konking his head in the first Star Wars. Once you learn of it, look for it, and see it... you eagerly await it every time you watch the movie from then on.
1:40 As someone who grew up in a very rural area, I've handled a lot of animals, and knowing how the animal behaves and its temperment is crucial to your safety and the animals' safety. Horses specifically are important to understand they're usually pretty chill, but if they don't know you or if they're panicking, it gets really dangerous really fast.
I remember playing Lego Jurassic park and one of the weird features is when you use Ellie Sattler one of the things you can do is to dive into Dino poop to find pieces that are used to fix things.
Will you do the other films over time? Just curious. This was hilarious but accurate. Brought me back to the other video where you went on a rant about Lex 😂
I happen to actually be the safety manager in an industrial setting, so here’s just a few problems just with the opening scene: why are you carrying a shipping container (that happens to contain a dangerous animal) that goes WAY past the forklifts center of gravity? Why are you having a MAN on top of the container raise the gate when that same forklift has a crane attached to it? Why is he not tied off to something to prevent his falling in the first place? My favorite is the dilophasaurus paddock though. The fence says “WARNING! Keep windows rolled up!”, meanwhile the audio guide waits like a whole minute to hint at WHY you’ll want to keep them up and nowhere explicitly says “KEEP YOUR WINDOWS UP: This dinosaur WILL spit blinding toxins at you”. Hey, here’s a better idea: if that’s the case DONT give your tourists the ability to roll down the windows in the first place (or just hop out of the car, for that matter).
All of this would have at least been somewhat secure is it had actually been smart. Security could help but Jurassic World somewhat proved that wrong. The super powerfull hybrid that could camouflage brought down Jurrasic World. Same with Fallen Kingdom. The cages the dinosaurs were kept in could easily be broken. Pretty much similar with the 3rd hybrid in Camp Cretacios. Every hybrid was insanely powerful and normal dinosaurs are powerful and nobody even thought about "What would go wrong and how do we prevent this?"
I guess being and part of a fail group of primates gives me all the more reason to adapt. Otherwise I'll just end up dying to something stupid just like most people do.
When I was a younger dumber person. I watched this movie on mushrooms and it was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Me and my friends where just endlessly dogging out every single thing going on and it was priceless. Now im older and just as dumb
12:06 I would also put like a bigger fence cause that’s definitely jumping height and what if the climb the tree that’s HANGING OVER THE FENCE or pliéing on top of eachother
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Every Bad Decision in Jurassic Park
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Step 1 on bringing Dinosaurs back to life: *Don't*
Funny thing about John Hammond is that while the movie version is a nice guy who seems to be over his head, The novel version was a corrupt businessman who's exactly the kind of guy who would make the shortcuts that lead to the park's downfall and he did it pretty much just to save a few bucks.
Essentially... Mr. KrAbZ.
It makes total sense..However I love the change that Spielberg did...It made the character more human...You can still be relatable and irresponsable...because we all tend to cut corners from time to time.
You got that right and also I can picture that character as thinking if the founder of Amazon Jeff Bezos decided to make a zoo since there is allegations of working conditions and treatment of said workers to be bad though I could be wrong and hopefully the real Bezos isn't attempting this.
Oh yea! Recently watched the movie and then listened to the audiobook. Hammond was total polar opposite in the movie to the book. Something that made me giggle was in the movie. The park aside from the whole breeding frog dna issue. WOULD have been secure if nedrey hadn’t fucked shit up. But in the book there no illusion of control. You had compys getting off the island all the damn time. Attacking a child, KILLING A BABY. A raptor mauling a worker. When Grant Satler and Malcom get on the island. With in a few chapters they basiclly are showed how the systems work and INSTANTLY start pointing out rather obvious flaws. Like there’s a computer program that’s supported to keep track of the Dino’s and their numbers. “HELL OF A SYSTEM! Hell of a goddamn system!” Arnold’s ( Sam jackson) says. When I think it’s Malcom asked him to do somthing pull up and it shows that there’s more Dino’s then supposed to be. And that happens all through out the book! Shit an Hammond doesn’t even give half a shot that his GRANDKIDS. Are lost. In the movie you seefeel the slow creep of fear he feels when he asked The game Warden “I wonder if you’d be good enough to take a gas jeep… and bring back my grandchildren…..”
@@huntermoore7669 Enh, I think the movie Hammond is just better at cultivating a pleasant public image. That scene with Hammond telling Nedry what to do? That's a mask-off moment.
I love how in all 6 movies no one ever has a plan incase of an emergency. Like zoos have emergency protocols incase an animal escapes, but a facility that houses creatures 10x more dangerous doesn’t have a plan of action incase of an emergency?
They do discuss one. The "Lysine Contingency Protocol" or something like that, but Hammond dismisses it because it would kill all animals in the park and set him back decades.
@@paulprasek1475 they never had any in Jurassic World, which is strange since it’s the most advanced park so far
They have one
Get the hell away from the dinos
A good plan would be to implant explosives inside dinos heads and set up zones like in The running man prison part if dino leaves his enclosure/zone well to quote the queen of hearts "of with their heads"
@@angryboi595Actually they do have teams for containing the Dinosaurs unfortunately the Indominus killed the team sent after it and Masarani ended up piloting a helicopter when he was still a newbie to piloting which ultimately lead to him crashing & dying! Without Masarani, Ingen's head of security took over but he was more concerned with testing out the Raptors and was ultimately corrupt!
Masarani managed to not only build a successful park which was more like a zoo than the theme park that Hammond envisioned! Masarani got people like Owen who could understand Dinosaurs behavior and was for the most part successful! It was only when they started dabbling in hybrids that they ended up creating a dangerous threat that was smart enough to escape! Jurassic World proved a park could work provided they took the proper precautions! Heck, their command center was even safer and they had a team of people responsible for monitoring the park & military grade security which was able to deal with large animals like Rexy! Nedry was ultimately responsible for the Jurassic Park incident as his actions unfortunately allowed the Dinosaurs to escape & forced the park staff to risk cutting off the power to reset the computer system which Nedry had locked everyone out of! However one of the big issues in the film was Hammond spent too much money on unnecessary tech like doors that lack a manual locking system!
"Mr. Kirby, would you please tell your wife that is a very bad idea."
*"Don't go into the long grass!"*
"You bred Raptors?"
3 bad decisions I can name off the bat:
1. When Dennis Nedry accidentally locked himself in the car with that dino
2. Putting automatic magnetic locks on practically all the door that is also tied to the power grid
3. Relying to heavily on the power grid for just about everything in the park
You know, it's entirely possible to program your electronic locks to fail secure (door stays locked) in some locations and fail safe (door unlocks to allow safe egress) in others. The fact that _everything_ failed safe speaks to gross incompetence in the design of the JP facilities... it wouldn't even cost anything extra to fail secure vs. fail safe. It's just plain ol' stupidity.
Just like having fences to keep dog-sized dinos in... with foot-tall gaps between the wires.
The filmmakers were too occupied with if they could... that they didn't stop to think if they should
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Wise this one is sir.
To think all of this could be avoided by having a bit more security
Or trusted all the tech stuff to one guy.
More responsibility less complacent reliance on computers not saying computers are bad but just letting it do it all and paying little mind to it is bad but yeah bringing the dinosaurs back was the first bad one but we like that it happened in the movie I mean that is very important for the story
That's probably why jurassic world lasted so long
Jurassic World had way more security than in the original Jurassic Park and look how well that turned out.
@@treyrex5987 the only reason everything went wrong was because the dinos were treated more like objects than animals and because they made the indominus rex into what is essentially a killing machine.
Well Hammond’s favorite line was "Spared No Expense!” which is in the pasted tense. He used to care and he would put money into things but over time he stopped caring. Which made Jurassic Park the way it is. I think Henry Wu says something similar in the book saying Hammond used to listen to his ideas but not anymore.
Yeah, Lex certainly failed the "Survival of the Fittest" exam when Rexy went for a midnight snack or two. Getting eaten while you're on the can is the second worst way to go, the first is being locked inside a box and being slowly eaten alive. I've seen two examples of that: The Mummy (Imhotep) and Stargate SG1 (the Goa'uld Marduk).
Worst Jurassic Park decision: Playing fetch with an overgrown Frilled Lizard with a bad spitting habit
🤣🤣🤣 good one
Alteori you forgot the main issue with the first "attraction" with the posion spitting dino its the TREES they are able to be climbed on and Go over the fence. The lean over the fence. I garentee the reason they dont see them is because they already escaped.
If the lawyer character was accurate to real lawyers, he'd have a heart attack when he saw all the safety hazards and lawsuit potential.
In the novel version it says the lawyer survived the park only to die of a tropical disease later on and also there was even more hazards of the park in the novel as well and the time that took place is the 1980's.
She actually did it! 😱
*Thanks Alteori*
It's more or less implied with Nedry's attitude that he's not underpaid, he's just irresponsible, and thinks he should be getting more because of the specialized knowledge, as you've stated. There should 100% be redundancy, even just to cover sick days lol.
Also, I never felt like Alan and Elle were officially together in this movie- it was always a "will they, won't they" thing. It was clear they were into each other, but hadn't started anything official due to work and potential disagreements in regards to kids. When Ian asks Alan if he and Elle were together and Alan was like "ya" in a super annoyed but uncomfortable fashion, it always seemed to me that he was just lying to make Ian back off. "It's complicated" invites too many questions.
That's the way Spielberg wanted it, partly because of the age difference.
Alan and Ellie did kiss in the movie, but the scene was pulled from the final cut. I have the photo in Pinterest.
6:05 I remember having this convo with a friend of mine and he mentioned that Hammond can either fire Nedry and hire a very competent programmer or give that guy a raise. No he had to hire someone at the lowest bidder while making him do the heavy lifting.
Or he could have hired a team, thus avoiding the scenario of losing the only person who can repair "malfunctioning" systems without restarting the entire park.
@@antonioarreola3097 They kind of did have a team except they told everyone else to get on the boat and leave.
Which really reinforces that movie Hammond while not as much of an A-hole as book Hammond is still just as cheap.
To be fair he kind of had to since he was hes uncle or someting
The book did explain that Wu wanted to release an "upgrade" dinosaur that would make them slower, easier to handle and Hamond said no what we have here is real. Wu points out that its not because they made guess in the DNA.
Such an underrated part of the novel I wish got translated to the movies sooner, maybe then we'd have less arm chair paleontologists crusading against the franchise for its "Inaccuracies" when the accuracy of the dinosaurs was never the point of the movie in the first place, it was about mankinds hubris trying to play God, shaping and trying to control life and for personal gain while nature violently rebels.
@@sasaki999proI loved World for finally clarifying the inaccuracies by Wu! Only for Dominion to make the stupid statement of having 100% accurate dinosaurs 😢
The fact that you still see Hammond as a kind naive grandfather figure and not for the money hungry, corner cutting, cutthroat business man that he is is actually a testament to the casting that they did for this movie. Every time they cut from the tour to the control room you saw more and more of Hammonds decisions to put his bottom line over people's safety or well being
I love Richard Attenborough..he is the kind grandpa that would love to death even though you are sure how sketchy he is.
Hammond wouldn't be a very good money hungry, corner cutting, cutthroat business men if he couldn't convince people he was a kind, naive grandfather figure.
@@schwarzerritter5724 yeah, this. He tricked people into thinking he was a nice guy, but it was more an act than reality. It's a recurring thing with corrupt businessmen IRL. Their "public image" is just what they want you to see them as.
When I first saw all of these movies I instantly would see the things that would cause TROUBLE, and just shook my head at these characters.
Right! LMAO I mean even the grown ups who are hired for being great minds to solve problems and they will still make the dumbest choices in all of every parallel universe lol
@@Alteori 14:00 my take on the Dilophosaur thing is that they didn't know they did that until cloning them.
@@Alteoriat 18:30 in the book John Hammond actually had many restrictions with the workers and he was a care taker and Ellie helped find the cause of the sickness also the triceratops was meant to be a stegosaurus in the book
Novel Rexy was one terrifying monster of a Theropod, it didn't attack them for food, but just for pleasure... Which is just terrifying to say the very least!
Alteori, if you want a horror movie where the characters are smart and horror still happens, then John Carpenter's The Thing needs to be your next adventure.
You may have already seen it, but it's a horror classic.
Actually I'd recommend the green room for a horror movie, sure the characters don't make the smartest decisions but the decisions they do make are authentic to their character
Or Tremors, another critter/horror flick.
The gun thing at the end always bothered me since I was 5. The gun jams and while you can't shoot it you can still use it as a club. It's really weird and of course Grant missing always bothered me but I've shot guns plenty of times so I know it's possible to miss especially in the heat of the moment.
To be fair, swinging a weapon at a velociraptor isnt exactly an option he is willing to take.
It's more stupid considering that in the book Gennaro gets cornered by a raptor and he survives his encounter by punching it right in the face.
Which still annoys me how the lawyer Gennaro is like one the best characters in the book, but then the movies ruined him by making him the worst.
They combine him with some weasley park employee that Hammond had escorting Tim & Lex, and then cause they decided to use the movie's clout, Malcolm who actually died from his injuries is retconned to having almost died and Gennaro is killed off between books to dysentery (so just like his movie counterpart he basically dies on the toilet).
Actually you may want to look into that now it's called a Mares Spear Gun and well just give it a Google now on guns of Jurassic Park.
Working the programmer to irateness is THE MOST realistic part of the movie.
1:53
They're meant to be *cattle prods for "The Big One" (Raptor antagonist).
*Actually a modified Mares Spear Gun, according to IMFDB.
I agree on whats-her-face finding the brightest flashlight in the world, and shining it at the biggest murder mouth. She might as well just get one of the triangle chimes, ring it and go *"TIME FOR DIN DIN! COME AND GET IT!"*
Nedry was essentially working for free at the point that the movie happened. He had messed up while doing the original project and hamend was using his contract to force his to come back and do it right. In a normal contracting job this might be a good idea but hamend is giving the man complete control over his island of dinosaurs immediately after pissing him off about as badly as he could.
The dumbest decision in the whole franchise was letting the dinosaurs go in fallen kingdom. That whole “their alive like me” BS, the difference is that one’s just a girl with a backstory and the others are a bunch of invasive species that were literally inches from affecting nature itself
Chaos Theory is about the behavior of complex systems; Malcolm explains it with that water drop on the hand flirt scene. It's not necessarily about "chaos" in the popular sense.
the simplified way to explain it is just a pessimistic view that things are going to go wrong. The reason it's something worth having a specialist for is trying to predict HOW it'll go wrong.
Every bad decision in Jurassic Park I’m gonna tell you something that is an incredibly innovative post on UA-cam. I am going to have to give you props refreshingly original
As far as the raptor constantly trying to escape, think about that Honey Badger that kept breaking out of its enclosure. They were NEVER able to keep it in.
And he was only doing that just for fun
@Tobias Edwards Yes. Yes he was. 😊
@@WEKM it's name was Stoffel right??
I don't know why, but "our brains are gone to eat grass" had me laughing for several minutes
Edited to add: I will add, you are right about how people don't need to be stupid in a horror movie, and they can STILL end up getting killed.
There's a zombie movie I watched called "The Dead" from 2010, that takes place in Africa. And through most of the movie, the two main characters make *smart* decisions about their situation! And it was just so incredibly refreshing, especially when in zombie movies, they are notorious for having exceptionally dumb people, just to have cannon fodder.
The fencing around the Dilophosaurs was only five or six feet high. I've seen German Shepherds clear higher fences, never mind a dinosaur several times larger.
“Then she turns into a trycicloplot” I love the reference to Mr. Kirby in JPIII XD “Fine well then when the trycicloplots come get you don’t come crying to me”
Oddly enough, the skeptical kid was right, velociraptors are roughly the size of turkeys.
Feathered, too!
I love how through the video, you can hear her slowly lose her sanity and go insane lmao
Sometime in the past year I started to watch a lawyer's UA-cam channel because he did a video about everything legally wrong in Jurassic Park. The two of you were so in synch for the first few minutes. I am always amused when two UA-camrs I watch but I don't think know of each other are on the same page, it's a bonus feature. The other time you were synched up with another was when the two of you were talking about the biology of the White Spikes.
Legal Eagle, Laws Broken: Jurassic Park
@@tabithamashburn8786 isn't that the guy that illuminaughty tried to sue but then it got her in shit?
I don’t know, haven’t heard anything
"Why are character's always dumb in horrors"
Read Dracula or Frankenstein. They're not always dumb in books, Hollywood just cuts corners.
1. I think it would be more appropriate to ALSO identify every bad decision in the novel (You said you read it.), compare the bad decisions in the novel to those in the film, and/or identify where the filmmakers played dumb in adapting the novel.
2. Were there any bad decisions in Jurassic World Dominion? If so, what were they?
Alteori… You’re the best you know that? I hope you’re having a good day. Keep up the amazing work!
"Timmy is jumping up and down like something has got his junk in a vice grip" This is why I love these reviews, I laughed so hard at that comment!
"Jurassic Park" was the prequel to the "Prometheus School of Being A Scientist".
One of the things that I find frustrating is the DOOR LOCK scene from the original film where we discover that Hammond (and/or whomever he put in charge of designing the door locking system) had doors installed in the command center that had electronic locks which completely lacked a manual locking mechanism! That is a terrible design from a security perspective as it means the locks can't be engaged if the power is out! It also means cutting the power is a way to bypass them which is why Nedry turned it off (using the storm as a cover) to gain access to where the embryos (used for the park's Mr. DNA show as Site-B was where most of the Dinosaurs were created hence why the Raptor was being transported during the film's opening) were stored! Not to say that another disaster scenario wouldn't have occurred under Hammond's watch had Nedry been caught or someone more trustworthy had been hired, but Nedry was a big reason the incident happened! That's why his death is so satisfying as he is killed by his own hubris!
The Door Locks and the park's design seriously created issues! Seriously why weren't the breakers located in the same location as the command center! Had they been so, Mr. Arnold might not have died and they might have gotten the power back on before the Raptors escaped! Yes, the T-Rex and some other Dinosaurs would have been on the loose, but at the very least they would have been alot safer & could have gotten a team to either get the Dinosaurs back in captivity and/or rescue the survivors!
Hammond failed to employ an animal behavorist like Masarani did with Owen! Hammond should have brought in Grant, Satler, & Malcom in much earlier as their expertise would be invaluable & he should have treated it as a DINOSAUR ZOO rather than a theme park! Zoos routinely house dangerous animals including large creatures such as Elephants!
Also creating a park of only herbivores isn't going to be more safer as while they don't eat meat, they could still be territorial or dangerous! Hippos for example kill more people in Africa than Nile Crocs & they are herbivores! Also cloning dinos via DNA contained in amber is likely blind thus you don't know what Dinosaur your creating until it complete! Also we all know park patrons would likely demand carnivores like the T-Rex cause of how iconic they are! Also it may turn out some Dinosaurs assumed to be herbivores might actually be omnivorous and/or the frog gene splicing could end up causing them to become carnivorous! I myself the T-Rex's vision is based upon movement (current thought is they actually had decent eyesight) is due to the gene splicing similar to why most of the cloned Dinosaurs lack feathers!
THIS IS LITTERALY SCP CONTAINMENT BREACH BUT WITH DINOSAURS
Let's be honest there... Timmy is the only one in the family that didn't inherit moron gens from Hammond...
Quite possibly the worst/stupidest decision done in the franchise comes from the original novel by Michael Chriton. Arnold (the chainsmoking technician) makes it to the maintenance shed while narrowly avoiding the raptors. It's pitch black in there and he can't see anything. Now you would think that he would bring a flashlight with him considering the power is out, but he didn't. This stupid ass then decides that the best solution is to prop the door open with one of his shoes despite the fact that there are 7 foot highly intelligent man eating dinosaurs just outside. This unsurprisingly leads to his death and quite possibly the only time I have ever facepalmed while reading a book.
The movie makes Hammond much nicer than the novel. In the book Muldoon had lethal weapons he could have used against the dinosaurs but Hammond said not because he wanted to save his park.
It really sounds like "spared no expenses" is more of a marketing thing than an honest statement by Hammond, way too many areas where clearly tons of corners were cut...
Lex is even more annoying in the book… she’s not even a hacker she is litterally the equivalent of Tim in the hacking scene. Tim figured out the computer system in the book… In the book lex is literally a sports jock and is consistently annoying and messing with Tim to the point where even Tim is sick of her shite. So I’m glad that someone is calling out exactly how annoying lex is. Also the expressiveness of your art and how it’s goes with your very expressive vocabulary is great!!! I love your reactions!
I noticed this as a child, but couldn't articulate it until much later. Mr "spared no expense" cuts costs in ways that are so criminally negligent that they literally form the backbone for the whole movie!
I like this format for movie reviews. Could prove marketable.
Thanks Aleori for explaining the situation of every single bad decision in Jurassic Park.
Here is a list on what I should do to fix and improve the problems of the Park if I was to replace John Hammond as the new CEO of InGen and the Founder of Jurassic Park.
1, Top priority is to pay more money raise salary for Dennis Nedry because he has to much more power of the whole park because he is the only person who knows about computers and in charge of the park’s security systems.
2, More importantly better training for the worker employees and security guards on how to deal with dangerous dinosaurs by using non lethal and lethal force techniques along with surviving. By having animal handlers and animal trainers in dinosaur enclosure habitats to prevent them from killing and eating humans.
3, Having Jurassic Park employees and security to tell all the visitors to always follow directions and instructions on how to be safe and enjoy their own adventure even by having Jurassic Park staff to be in the cars with the visitors if the self driving cars were to malfunctioning, being damaged or something along with better safety locking measures with the other features in the cars with equipment and other things.
4, If any dinosaur is sick in the park they are immediately be taking away and quarantine until they can be released if they are better. Note: If approaching a sickly dinosaur, all employees must wear masks and hazard suits to avoid any other pathogen that could cause infection or disease that if someone is exposed they need to be quarantined and vaccinated immediately before they are allowed to be released.
5, Tranquilizing dinosaurs from being dangerous to very much dangerous if necessary lock them up for better behavior or safely euthanize them if they are way too dangerous during their transporting to their own enclosures and other events.
6, Locate an island where there is no tropical storm current as in its direct path.
Usually, I hate when people criticize a classic or older film mainly because a lot of the time they do it either out of unjustified spite or don't even know what the hell they're talking about when they try to point out "flaws" within the film in question but I really do like that you are not only honest with your criticism but you at least know what you're talking about to where it doesn't sound like you're talking out of your ass while showing legit love for the film. One of the main reasons why I stayed subscribe to you for so long. So... thanks for making this video on this awesome but flawed movie.
Work "SPEW!" into every video. LOL
Lemme rename the Title, "Every Choice In Jurassic Park"
to think, truly, with real safety measures, care and empathy that John should have, kids and family's for generations would have had these magical memories for generations...
it's heartbreaking
rule number one, don't create carnivorous super predators, just the gentle vegans after you reaserch them
Another bad decision which has always bugged me but at the same time, I realize if they had of done this, there would be no movie.
Basically any competent engineer could have designed enclosures that had passive defences where it would not matter if they had electricity. Namely pits and moats which would have made it impossible for the dangerous hypercarnivores to escape, even without electricity.
Alternate video title: Jurassic Self-Sabotage.
I'm still bothered by Hammond saying, "When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked." WRONG! Everyone with a single brain cell in their head knows that Disneyland opened in 1955, not 56! And while Disneyland's opening day was indeed a disaster, it was mostly because they chose an incredibly hot summer day to open it, and lots of guests had counterfeit tickets so the place was overcrowded. Then, of course, there's Ian's point about how the animatronics don't go killing people when the rides break down.
Lmao - Ian predicted FNAF.
I cannot see Sauropods the same way again after Plague of Madness. Every time I see one my mind goes to how deep that lava pool was for it to be able to go through all that. Seriously, if Spear or Fang fell in that would have been it... Jurassic Park should do a live action of that...
You really knocked it out the park with this one (no pun intended). Got it in you to do the other movies?
Yes definitely :D
"Why was it not in your ass?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 legendary line.
In the books the dilophasaurus was actually just as big, or bigger than the real life dilophisaurus. And nedry's was twice as stupid In the book. Because he decided to get out of the car, and yell at the Dino, and was so slow to realize that it's venom is harmful. And after blinded, he decided to scare it away!!!
Um did you even read the book? He didn’t yell at the dilo. He heard it coming and made a run for the Jeep but just like in the movie he stupidly looked back at it and got blinding venom spat in his eyes thus leading to his death
@@skwisgarskwigelf7191 no, but I read some parts of the book, and I then forgot the exact details of that part, so my bad for the misinformation
Just what I needed to end my work day:)
8:40 I remember watching a video saying that it isn't the same one from the beginning because not only did Muldoon say to shoot her, but you can also hear gunshots if you listen closely. Can't confirm whether or not the last part is true since it has been awhile since I've watched the movie.
There is a reason why the kids are there, it's not a particularly smart reason, but it does explain their presence. There's a deleted scene when they first arrive where Hammond explains that their parents are going through a divorce, and he's taken them in for a little while to take their minds off things for a bit. They couldn't have known there was going to get a massive issue on that very specific visit.
However, it was a small plot point that was reused in Jurassic World.
Also, the car windows/doors are supposed to stay closed during the tour, (or while the vehicle is in motion) so the Dilophosaurus aren't really a direct threat to visitors, given their nature of only hunting smaller animals and fish. However, this is still an issue because as you've seen in the movie, the characters don't have a problem just opening them, and the Animal Rangler does give Hammond shit for not putting locks on the doors. So yeah. still a mistake regardless.
Real Dilophosaurs were 20+ feet long, not the midget they showed in the flicks. It was probably the biggest therapod on the island after the T-Rex.
@@stefanlaskowski6660 Fun fact: the Dilophosaurus that offs Nedry in the novel is exactly that.
The worst decision in Jurassic Park is Jurassic Park
I don't know about you, but a six foot turkey sounds scary af
Poor kid didn't have to suffer if it wasn't for his sister
All I know is that Alteroi really likes saying speeeeeeeewwwwww
5:13 that kid goes to therapy then grows up and sees dominion happen 🫢
*We spared no expense!*
Yes, you do
45:05 Guess the 7 ton 2 story T-Rex went into super stealth mode cuz he managed to sneak up on the raptors and humans without making a sound 💀💀
Some of the gaps in the recovered DNA had to be patched with DNA from ninjas.
@@barryon8706 I guess lol
Well popular theories suggest that thry could have been very stealthy
"Cover my eyes, my nose, my ass."
Wait, why that last one? Also I notice you REALLY want certain characters to just JUST so the idiot can feel survivor's guilt, but given they're stupid in the first place, they probably won't be able to think.
@ 43:00 - Yep.
I was waiting for you to address Timmy the Spazz. I've never seen any other UA-camr mention it. It's like that Stormtrooper konking his head in the first Star Wars. Once you learn of it, look for it, and see it... you eagerly await it every time you watch the movie from then on.
43:35. Little Billie is doing the "I'm too damn excited to do anything" dance. Usually accompanied w/ lots of sugar, caffeine, and a cartoon.
1:40 As someone who grew up in a very rural area, I've handled a lot of animals, and knowing how the animal behaves and its temperment is crucial to your safety and the animals' safety. Horses specifically are important to understand they're usually pretty chill, but if they don't know you or if they're panicking, it gets really dangerous really fast.
I remember playing Lego Jurassic park and one of the weird features is when you use Ellie Sattler one of the things you can do is to dive into Dino poop to find pieces that are used to fix things.
"you're old not just old, old as shi" LMAO
i have this weird head cannon theory that the kid with Dr Grant, talking about the raptor, grows up to be Owen from Jurassic World. 😐
Will you do the other films over time? Just curious. This was hilarious but accurate. Brought me back to the other video where you went on a rant about Lex 😂
That poor character lives in my head rent free LOL
I happen to actually be the safety manager in an industrial setting, so here’s just a few problems just with the opening scene: why are you carrying a shipping container (that happens to contain a dangerous animal) that goes WAY past the forklifts center of gravity? Why are you having a MAN on top of the container raise the gate when that same forklift has a crane attached to it? Why is he not tied off to something to prevent his falling in the first place?
My favorite is the dilophasaurus paddock though. The fence says “WARNING! Keep windows rolled up!”, meanwhile the audio guide waits like a whole minute to hint at WHY you’ll want to keep them up and nowhere explicitly says “KEEP YOUR WINDOWS UP: This dinosaur WILL spit blinding toxins at you”. Hey, here’s a better idea: if that’s the case DONT give your tourists the ability to roll down the windows in the first place (or just hop out of the car, for that matter).
12:17 rare dinosaur noise
18:46 fun fact that guy is the dad of sarah harding from the next movie
Leprechauns on ma' chest! - Alteori (Quote of 2022)
All of this would have at least been somewhat secure is it had actually been smart. Security could help but Jurassic World somewhat proved that wrong. The super powerfull hybrid that could camouflage brought down Jurrasic World. Same with Fallen Kingdom. The cages the dinosaurs were kept in could easily be broken. Pretty much similar with the 3rd hybrid in Camp Cretacios. Every hybrid was insanely powerful and normal dinosaurs are powerful and nobody even thought about "What would go wrong and how do we prevent this?"
This is brilliant! You're hilarious! Please do more of these but about the rest of the film series! :D
....... spew has joined the word moist in that strange category of words that we all know 😅😂
lmaaaao
Pound 😂
Knowing that alone makes me resent being human. Not that I actually DO anything about it.
I thought this was gonna be about all 6, or at least the first 3 movies, BOY WAS I OVERSEEING THIS STUPIDITY
These are great I hope you do another series like this of pointing out bad decisions
I guess being and part of a fail group of primates gives me all the more reason to adapt. Otherwise I'll just end up dying to something stupid just like most people do.
"why you screaming bitch?"
I love this part🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I was a younger dumber person. I watched this movie on mushrooms and it was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Me and my friends where just endlessly dogging out every single thing going on and it was priceless. Now im older and just as dumb
One of the biggest mistakes...
Not saying the magic word!! 😂
I'm sorry, that's my favorite moment
Why didn't anyone eat their food starting at 9:04? It always bugged me as a kid and it still does to this day
To be fair it came right after They watched the raptors eat a life Cow
40:50 trust me having a Super Wide frame (clavicles) is not as advantageous as people make it out to be. I can’t fit anywhere
Alteori I think you should an “Ever Bad Decision in” the other Jurassc Park movie
Such is the futility of our current existence.
Jurassic Park is one of my favorite movies ever, but, MAN, most of these characters are so dumb
When I game, it's for the art and killing evil digital individuals to relieve my stress. If only things were that simple irl.
12:06 I would also put like a bigger fence cause that’s definitely jumping height and what if the climb the tree that’s HANGING OVER THE FENCE or pliéing on top of eachother