Worst Gun Vids by 9 Hole Reviews (Supercut - Season 2)

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  • @johnn8223
    @johnn8223 3 роки тому +241

    "Southpaw War Crimes Executioner" is my new mumble rap name. I'll have a Slate Black Industries face tattoo and a crippling benzo addiction by Monday.

    • @davidh5903
      @davidh5903 2 роки тому +1

      We know this was not a dig at Ians past.

  • @toxictacticalfanboi
    @toxictacticalfanboi 3 роки тому +380

    “You know back in the day we used to make these instead of Nike shoes” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I literally spit out my coffee laughing at that in the break room at work 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jackwong4198
      @jackwong4198 3 роки тому +8

      Kind of a "sad truth" moment for me though...China do make good stuffs like type 56 and etc in the old days,but now all it made are diplomatic turmoils/jokes with the west like a Jimmy fallon talk show and terrible quality-foam shoes...

    • @KRN762
      @KRN762 3 роки тому +4

      As did I. Loved the video

    • @Jdmking-kp1mu
      @Jdmking-kp1mu 3 роки тому +1

      @@jackwong4198 I don't think they have any firearm the can claim is made by them and original except for the QB 95. and even then, you can't really say its original since bullpups are almost an over done trope. The QB 95 almost seems like a Groza clone.

    • @jackwong4198
      @jackwong4198 3 роки тому +2

      @@Jdmking-kp1mu We are having a new gun/weapon system family developed and deployed recently called type 19/QBZ191 to replace QB95 with "newly enhanced 5.8 ammo" . So yea,maybe that's something made originally from China i guess

    • @jackwong4198
      @jackwong4198 3 роки тому

      @@Jdmking-kp1mu Even though that thing looks an AK clone as well...

  • @CzechoslovakGunStories
    @CzechoslovakGunStories 3 роки тому +117

    I thought bolt actions are typically striker-fired but apparently Mosin combines it with hammer

  • @Excalibur01
    @Excalibur01 3 роки тому +168

    Henry: I'm not supposed to do specific motions
    Henry proceeds to demonstrate what motions he's NOT supposed to do

    • @dbmail545
      @dbmail545 3 роки тому +11

      But he did NOT show what actually gave him tennis elbow. I'm thinking it was a packing tape dispenser. Snapping that tape off is nothing for the first 50 times. After that it can sure cause just that kind of injury.

    • @moosemaimer
      @moosemaimer 3 роки тому +14

      "Doctor it hurts when I do this"
      "So don't do that!"

    • @Excalibur01
      @Excalibur01 3 роки тому

      @@dbmail545 I made a comment about his injury already

    • @Excalibur01
      @Excalibur01 3 роки тому

      @@moosemaimer Sounds like something a chinese doctor would tell you or your mom

    • @evan6901
      @evan6901 3 роки тому

      @@Excalibur01 wow dude chill out, puberty will come just give it time.

  • @davidcruz8667
    @davidcruz8667 3 роки тому +26

    I love the French intro with Gun Jesus inside the cover!😁

  • @plasmahead2
    @plasmahead2 3 роки тому +37

    The OG counterstrike references have me dying, especially with Gun Jesus running a famas

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike 2 роки тому +1

      You should check out Jonathon over at Gamespot and his series on Counter Strike. He has a great series on guns in games. But be warned if you ever see his CoD: Vangaurd videos you will cringe along with him on the multiplayer mods to the guns. You have been warned.

    • @classifiedad1
      @classifiedad1 2 роки тому +1

      Don’t forget the knife kill.

  • @tmurray1972
    @tmurray1972 3 роки тому +76

    The “hat” scene was beautiful…lol. You look just like a legionnaire.😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @MrKeserian
      @MrKeserian 2 роки тому +3

      I feel like Ian has just leaned into the "I have a fetish for weird French rifles" thing.

  • @erikforks8909
    @erikforks8909 3 роки тому +62

    I thought you said “worst gun videos”. These are “9 hole reviews GREATEST moments”!

  • @bradcampbell7253
    @bradcampbell7253 3 роки тому +57

    Henry and Calvin. Huge respect for being able to laugh at American stereotypes of Asian men. Most men would avoid it, like a conversation about racism. We need more people being cool with each other's perceived differences. Will hoist a cold beer for you and Calvin today at lunch.

    • @OceansBane
      @OceansBane 3 роки тому +6

      I could only imagine the name calling and hazing Henry went through during basic training and deployment. Talk about being mentally tough.

  • @Fragaut
    @Fragaut 3 роки тому +61

    Henry hurt his right arm moving his house with his wife. Normally, I move houses with a truck, or a container, but, well, uh, mmh ... ok. We shall not intrude on Henry's privacy.

  • @abeford2300
    @abeford2300 3 роки тому +36

    I love Henry's accent. It's what got me to look up him & Josh's background, the channel's story, & subsequently fall in love with these videos

    • @user-ii5im7zm2t
      @user-ii5im7zm2t 3 роки тому +1

      Yup. Texans are what tie all Americans together.

  • @Chuki1987
    @Chuki1987 3 роки тому +58

    i had both tennis elbow for over a year because of shooting, first i got a shot cortisone which didn't helped at all. after trying all different arm bandages i tried the training exercises from Chad Reilly which helped alot. finally i got a PRP treatment in both of my elbows and did these exercises for 3 more month, after it was gone and i'm back in competition. Hope my information helps if your pains gets worse. get well brother. regards from Germany

    • @kingbaldwiniv5409
      @kingbaldwiniv5409 3 роки тому

      I am suffering from it right now as well. Hurt both while traveling during this last summer. It has been since June.

    • @Chuki1987
      @Chuki1987 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/hJIIcTQjXJ8/v-deo.html give these exercises a try. it worked for me.

  • @stephenmeier4658
    @stephenmeier4658 3 роки тому +17

    "The Southpaw War Crimes Executioner" was the nickname of Solomon MacO'Heinenberg, the greatest pitcher of the latter half of the 1874 Greenville "Truss Boys" slow pitch softball team and traveling Gospel choir tour

  • @Excalibur01
    @Excalibur01 3 роки тому +24

    Henry shooting his Delta Carbine.
    Talking Balaklava: Henry! You're a dead man!
    Henry: hai, hai

  • @BingoBabyO
    @BingoBabyO 3 роки тому +44

    Dude you make my day… I’m totally cracking up from the humor.

  • @Skidjit
    @Skidjit 3 роки тому +16

    When the skit starts off with “Old friend how are you, dis is Cousin Henry…” it’s going to be a good one.

    • @dyingearth
      @dyingearth Рік тому

      That's cousin Harry Chang. Totally different from Henry Chan. Harry operated an arms manufacturer shop in the 'mountain'.

  • @raetiran463
    @raetiran463 3 роки тому +18

    You are the crossroads at which polenar tactical, demolition ranch, and forgotten weapons meet. And it is glorious.
    Seriously though, ever auditioned for movie bit parts? I think you’d do quite well

    • @echodelta2172
      @echodelta2172 3 роки тому +1

      he's excellent at the deadpan delivery

  • @AtlasJotun
    @AtlasJotun 3 роки тому +9

    The Counter-Strike gag was amazing, as was the Mosin's. "Clone-correct garbage rod", ouch lol. My $100 spikey garbage rod is the only arm I possess that I gave a name: Granddad. It's also the only full-power 30-caliber (sorry, 3-line) rifle I have, and with that steel butt-plate it's kind of fun listening to people complain about the recoil when I hand it over. No Misses: GREAT SUCCESS

  • @rustknuckleirongut8107
    @rustknuckleirongut8107 3 роки тому +97

    Sure, "moving house" hurt your arm. I "move house" at least three times a week and never got hurt that bad. You must have moved that house with some serious vigor.

    • @thatsquidwardfeel5567
      @thatsquidwardfeel5567 3 роки тому +22

      till the roof came off

    • @stephenbailey1931
      @stephenbailey1931 3 роки тому +8

      He actually moved the whole house on his own. The dude is seriously super human. Respect!

    • @detritus23
      @detritus23 3 роки тому +14

      @@stephenbailey1931 He said his wife helped him. One on a side, not a problem. It is Texas construction, after all.

    • @dbmail545
      @dbmail545 3 роки тому +3

      Those packing tape dispensers are brutal after 30-50 cartons sealed.

    • @HingerlAlois
      @HingerlAlois 3 роки тому +5

      Should’ve moved only the furniture, not the house.

  • @Robert53area
    @Robert53area 3 роки тому +68

    He only hurt his right arm because he's a lefty, his left arm has had years of conditioning.

  • @fishcars8078
    @fishcars8078 3 роки тому +33

    Hope you feel better soon. Looking forward to more practical accuracy videos. As some one who makes their own 577-450 MH cartridges, I have to say it was painful and enjoyable to watch that at the same time. I kept thinking "oh my god how much time those take to make! The money!" But seriously keep up the great work guys. Maybe a Zastava M90 and M91 in practical accuracy? Taiwanese T91?

  • @crazy4milsurps
    @crazy4milsurps 3 роки тому +19

    "Rooftop China man" hahahaha dude I lost it

  • @dace366
    @dace366 3 роки тому +28

    Henry: you can not buy this
    Me 1000 IQ: I'll show him, where's my wallet?

  • @walkercustoms
    @walkercustoms 3 роки тому +10

    Litterally worth a second watch back to back!

  • @Dafttar
    @Dafttar 3 роки тому +6

    I love how the "Camp Perry Slow-Fire Pistol" style is now the "Southpaw War Crimes Executioner" style.

  • @Excalibur01
    @Excalibur01 3 роки тому +19

    I remember when Henry used to say "This EPISODE" instead of now saying "This VIDEO"

  • @donbarile8916
    @donbarile8916 3 роки тому +10

    I particularly enjoyed the Jackie Chan sequence.

  • @wesblittle1
    @wesblittle1 3 роки тому +21

    The fact that your eyes are good enough to ring steel at those distances with old open site rigs is something amazing. Then you also manage to film and edit these gems!.. You dang roof top muricas of asian decent are precious.

    • @MellowFellowOfYellow
      @MellowFellowOfYellow 3 роки тому

      What a weird ass comment

    • @wesblittle1
      @wesblittle1 3 роки тому +4

      @@MellowFellowOfYellow it was kinda the point to be silly. It was more of a comment for the algorithm than to get noticed by anyone..

  • @karas3248
    @karas3248 3 роки тому +18

    I wish China would go back to making type 56s instead of nike shoes

  • @AA-yx2kf
    @AA-yx2kf 3 роки тому +8

    I'm gonna try the South Paw war crimes style my next range day!

  • @jimf1964
    @jimf1964 3 роки тому +9

    I kinda wanna see a "war crimes executioner" video.
    The cows in the field almost killed me. 😃. Who woulda thunk an asian guy could be so darn funny.

  • @RobinRobertsesq
    @RobinRobertsesq 3 роки тому +2

    I found it hilarious that in the Polenar crossover, "cousin Harry" is leaning on ammo crates marked Prvi Partisan while talking to Ziga ....

  • @Shimazusama
    @Shimazusama 3 роки тому +2

    Love your guys's humor and collabs. Keep it going my dudes

  • @thecheesedip
    @thecheesedip 3 роки тому +15

    "I call it.... the stranger"

  • @DaveSCameron
    @DaveSCameron Рік тому

    This is fantastic, love your mess around sound with your clear expertise shining through. New sub and loving it.

  • @accordsamurai
    @accordsamurai 3 роки тому +3

    I needed this in my life today 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️ what gold this video is!!!!

  • @sicsempertyrannis4613
    @sicsempertyrannis4613 3 роки тому +10

    This is exactly what I would do if I was making fat stacks. You have my respect sir.

  • @stephenbailey1931
    @stephenbailey1931 3 роки тому +4

    Hope your arm improves soon. Love your vids. Best wishes from the UK.

  • @aaaargl
    @aaaargl 3 роки тому +2

    get well soon my man!
    wishing you speedy recovery

  • @robertshoemaker6204
    @robertshoemaker6204 3 роки тому +1

    Always enjoy your videos...this was funny...thank you Shoe.

  • @stephensands3485
    @stephensands3485 3 роки тому +1

    Love it. Funniest gun channel on UA-cam. Keep up the good work guys

  • @anubian860
    @anubian860 3 роки тому +8

    Oh come on, these were great!!!

  • @pystykorva7114
    @pystykorva7114 3 роки тому +2

    That Counter-Strike part was diamond, made my day :D

  • @justgregm7843
    @justgregm7843 3 роки тому +1

    Enjoyable as always. Thanks for the video and the great grips😀

  • @Vagabond671
    @Vagabond671 3 роки тому

    That radio traffic at the end was just *chef's kiss*.

  • @1911Drew
    @1911Drew 3 роки тому

    …”Southpaw, War Crimes Executioner”… OMG Amanda too funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣
    Thanks for putting the video up.

  • @lrkleeb
    @lrkleeb 2 роки тому

    How did it take me so long to find this channel. Comedy gold!!!!!!!!!

  • @SixTwoHemi
    @SixTwoHemi 3 роки тому +2

    3:18 - 3:47 if this isn’t how guns are sold in America I don’t know what is.

  • @Starscream471
    @Starscream471 3 роки тому +1

    Love it. Nice cut!

  • @universalrandomizer405
    @universalrandomizer405 2 роки тому

    There are many sides of Henry:
    1. Polyglot smart-ass Henry
    2. "Harry Chang" Cantonese Henry
    3. US Officer Henry Chan, real-life badass, comedian in disguise

  • @jb76489
    @jb76489 3 роки тому +6

    1:15 you over pumped your shotgun didn’t you?

  • @amclips2995
    @amclips2995 3 роки тому +1

    Cool! I laughed alot. Quick question.. That radiocall att the end.. what is that?!?!

    • @9HoleReviews
      @9HoleReviews  3 роки тому +4

      I recorded that in my headset when were were calling out redcon reports before we left the LD on mission. (I was still in service when i recorded it)

    • @amclips2995
      @amclips2995 3 роки тому

      @@9HoleReviews Thanks for the response. Now I can stop wondering. :-)

    • @9HoleReviews
      @9HoleReviews  3 роки тому

      @@amclips2995 haha so you can imagine me sitting in a HMMWV with a recorder sandwiched between my head and my headset plugged into the radio

  • @Dubbin1
    @Dubbin1 3 роки тому

    Man I feel for you bro as I suffer from the same thing. Some days are better than others but understand this isn't something that is just going to go away, I've been battling it for years.

    • @bradcampbell7253
      @bradcampbell7253 3 роки тому +1

      What I did as an auto repair tech. Stop using screwdrivers. Use cordless drill driver where possible. Work gloves with gel packs in the palms. Rubber handled tools. Strengthen hands and arms. Pain free over 20 years in my hands and arms.

  • @Excalibur01
    @Excalibur01 3 роки тому +1

    Wait...Cousin Harry's shady company is called TOY CITY? LOL

  • @petesheppard1709
    @petesheppard1709 3 роки тому +1

    The crossovers were epic! Great fun! Was the young lady an innocent bystander or a pretty half? She deadpanned perfectly!

  • @Bulletstop75
    @Bulletstop75 3 роки тому

    Damnit Henry - first clip out the gate and I'm already in that handbasket headed for the hot place 🤣

  • @mikequilty7710
    @mikequilty7710 3 роки тому +5

    You know this was a hit when your wife walks by and tells you how funny Henry is!

  • @frosty3693
    @frosty3693 3 роки тому

    The FR F1 video was one of my favorites, especially the intro. LOL

  • @nFINITELooP
    @nFINITELooP 3 роки тому

    But why you didn’t put in the first part with Phuc Long from the SKS video? That was hilarious. The “entertainment” :)

  • @kurtbogle2973
    @kurtbogle2973 3 роки тому +2

    You should never move your house!
    Build it where you want it. lol

  • @SteamCrane
    @SteamCrane 3 роки тому

    I just did the same to my support arm, lifting stuff. Unbelievable how much you depend on the non-dominant arm!

  • @xxtycomeagainxx
    @xxtycomeagainxx 3 роки тому

    Henry! Did you also grow up watching Stephen Chow movies especially Fight Back to School? That's where I grew to love the MP5.

  • @stopeCZ
    @stopeCZ 3 роки тому

    Could not ID The Mazzorella and Muddy Karl. Loved every second none the less! Get well soon.

  • @soup31314
    @soup31314 3 роки тому +7

    to much self love huh? got to switch up hands every now and again.. or is that only for infantry guys that have this knowledge

  • @sinisterthoughts2896
    @sinisterthoughts2896 3 роки тому

    some of the funniest, and most informative, content on youtube.

  • @paulmears5330
    @paulmears5330 3 роки тому +2

    Mmm, Finnish licorice… I’m having some now!

  • @Lonewolfmike
    @Lonewolfmike 3 роки тому

    I wonder how much fun they have brainstorming for their intros for the videos. LOL

  • @johndaugherty4127
    @johndaugherty4127 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you, Henry and Chad.

  • @Ducati121
    @Ducati121 3 роки тому

    lol, the 91-30 video, "well there wasnt a sickle but there was a hammer."

  • @BlackOpzPenguin
    @BlackOpzPenguin 3 роки тому

    Favorite gun channel on youtube. get well mate, keep up the great content.

  • @bubblefish17
    @bubblefish17 3 роки тому

    These are some great video cuts Henry! 😂😂😂

  • @bunnyoperator
    @bunnyoperator 3 роки тому +1

    I've never enjoyed a 9-Hole vid as much as this one. Also, I feel that Josh's reactions happen more often than not. LOL Get well, Henry.

    • @9HoleReviews
      @9HoleReviews  3 роки тому +2

      3-6months the doc said :|

    • @bunnyoperator
      @bunnyoperator 3 роки тому +1

      @@9HoleReviews 🥲 Will send you a care package filled with hugs and kisses.

    • @9HoleReviews
      @9HoleReviews  3 роки тому +1

      @DanielCook ua-cam.com/video/WUKN_YF8tjA/v-deo.html

  • @kippamip
    @kippamip 3 роки тому

    The counterstrike start scene will forever be legendary. As will the cousin from Hong Kong. 🤣🤣🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @LDR1100RS
    @LDR1100RS 3 роки тому +9

    Get well soon. Still in love with the Gordon carbine. God rest his soul.

  • @romansivers
    @romansivers 3 роки тому +1

    It has been a while since I laughed so hard. Pure gold!

  • @Bayan1905
    @Bayan1905 3 роки тому

    I can tell you as someone whose career ended because of severe "tennis elbow", mine came about from trying to wrestle with a 300 pound 19 year old kid who was trying to kill himself that was in custody, that it's nothing you want to mess with. In my case it was my dominant arm and it was not only tennis elbow, but it was so badly hyperextended that one armed ended up a good inch longer than the other. I had a couple of surgeries to try and fix it but ended up with permanent nerve/muscle damage and lost most of my grip strength in that hand. Hope you get well soon with this.

    • @9HoleReviews
      @9HoleReviews  3 роки тому

      thanks man, good on ya for saving him.

  • @FlameBlue9016
    @FlameBlue9016 2 роки тому +1

    Swiss evil laugh! 🤣

  • @randyhavard6084
    @randyhavard6084 2 роки тому

    These were your best videos in my opinion.

  • @Shep01
    @Shep01 3 роки тому +1

    I got tendonitis bad in a house move. Even with cortisone shots in shoulder and elbow. It took nearly 1.5 years to recover because it's easy to reinjure. Take care of it and do so for like six months after it stops hurting.

    • @dbmail545
      @dbmail545 3 роки тому

      Bursitis is where you injure the bursa that is the slippery sheath the tendon moves in. Hard to differentiate from tendinitis and even easier to reinjure. Take care.

    • @Shep01
      @Shep01 3 роки тому

      @@dbmail545 thanks I am good now. But it took awhile and reinjured Everytime I would use it. Just a month or two of rebuilding a deck then painting. And dry walling. And then hauling boxes to new place till 2 or 3am. Honestly not sleeping probably didn't help. Sleep is reparative.

  • @HeyRay07
    @HeyRay07 2 роки тому

    Just noticed the Evangelion music come in at 6:35. Nice touch!

  • @mikejager8610
    @mikejager8610 3 роки тому +1

    "Laughs in swiss" hahaha

  • @diegoflores3408
    @diegoflores3408 3 роки тому +1

    Time to practice that left handed wild west shooting

  • @marks1638
    @marks1638 3 роки тому

    I'm just wondering when Ian from Forgotten Weapons will be showing up. You're playing his song. Anything French Gun related. And sure enough Gun Jesus shows up in his hat and on video.

  • @vencelsiecks5995
    @vencelsiecks5995 3 роки тому

    You made my day, guys!
    thanks!

  • @ronsmith9251
    @ronsmith9251 3 роки тому

    All the counter strike references are Golden.

  • @18echo
    @18echo 3 роки тому +1

    We need more of this , get well soon 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💥💥💥💥

  • @REXOB9
    @REXOB9 3 роки тому

    The hat scene was priceless. Glory be to Gun Jesus.

  • @donsal.t.1765
    @donsal.t.1765 3 роки тому

    Probably my favorite video now

  • @sonnieyu4514
    @sonnieyu4514 3 роки тому

    Take care brother... I also got a tennis elbow, now I need to adjust to do "everything" with my left arm. Anyway if u have the chance try acupuncture, it really does give u some temporary pain relief.

  • @alfe1402
    @alfe1402 3 роки тому +4

    Could you try shotgun and slugs at 500yd???
    Which shotgun is the most accurate?
    😶

    • @chemistryofquestionablequa6252
      @chemistryofquestionablequa6252 3 роки тому +2

      I don't know about 500, but it can definitely be done out to 300 yards at least.

    • @magoid
      @magoid 3 роки тому +1

      iraqveteran8888 did a video about long range shooting with 12 gauge. I believe he had the answer for your question.

  • @mudejartrainingnaturalscie6938
    @mudejartrainingnaturalscie6938 3 роки тому

    Damn. Just as I was typing my comment about the bathroom TP roll holder you cut me off.😁

  • @swigleswagle8084
    @swigleswagle8084 3 роки тому

    This brings much joy

  • @dave0110aaaa
    @dave0110aaaa 3 роки тому

    Best opening remarks ever! Awesome!!!

  • @L330ne
    @L330ne 3 роки тому

    Tennis elbow sucks man. Don't feel it all the time until you make that one move. That same brace helped me also. Got mine from digging out a centrifuge non stop for a few months.

  • @raifsevrence
    @raifsevrence 3 роки тому

    Yo, that sucks man. Tendonitis is surprisingly painful and debilitating depending on the severity of it. Takes forever to heal too since tendons and ligaments have no blood flow to and through them.

  • @abeford2300
    @abeford2300 3 роки тому

    The dragunov video intro is my favorite

  • @evan6901
    @evan6901 3 роки тому +1

    Khrushchev's mallet!!! Hahaha

  • @Khorsathedark
    @Khorsathedark 3 роки тому +1

    this was awesome!

  • @StrangerOman
    @StrangerOman 3 роки тому

    Me: not even thinking about anything funny and genuinely worry for Henry.
    Henry: Haha, no wacky-wacky joke. ;)
    Oh man, get well Henry and take care.

  • @kevlarandchrome
    @kevlarandchrome 3 роки тому

    That was quite entertaining, heal up fast Henry.