my favorite paternity court moments

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  • @jacktart3280
    @jacktart3280 5 років тому +93919

    Oooooooooh honey and that’s how to get annihilated in just 6 minutes and 44 seconds

  • @ryn8613
    @ryn8613 5 років тому +17446

    "it's my kid now but it wasn't then"
    DID HER DNA CHANGE????

  • @anarchist_parable
    @anarchist_parable 4 роки тому +20640

    "It's my child now but it wasn't then."
    Boy, bye

    • @johnathanpatrick6118
      @johnathanpatrick6118 4 роки тому +556

      Yeah...it. Not 'she'. I swear, the nerve of some parents...🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @charlotteautumn4177
      @charlotteautumn4177 4 роки тому +521

      That guy really got on my nerves, he was so arrogant and rude the whole time

    • @alexthefangirl6136
      @alexthefangirl6136 4 роки тому +289

      What do you expect from a person with that kind of bad perm

    • @salmayussuf2699
      @salmayussuf2699 4 роки тому +93

      I was so confused how was the child not his before but is now???

    • @einsteinboricua
      @einsteinboricua 4 роки тому +46

      Salma Yussuf we don’t have all the details, but just like in Maury, there are cases of mothers having a kid and turning men away, until they get in a tight spot and then they wanna claim them as the father figure. I could understand if he was excluded until recently.

  • @hellicure
    @hellicure 4 роки тому +18761

    "What?"
    Judge *"So you have chosen.. Death."*

    • @sunbabbyyy1776
      @sunbabbyyy1776 4 роки тому +59

      LOL

    • @Marley-18.
      @Marley-18. 4 роки тому +147

      Lmao, she wasn’t having it

    • @Scarfy_0S
      @Scarfy_0S 4 роки тому +100

      Bro she’s scary af

    • @hellicure
      @hellicure 4 роки тому +111

      @@Scarfy_0S lmao i would NOT want to be standing infront of her if I'm on the wrong

    • @Scarfy_0S
      @Scarfy_0S 4 роки тому +20

      AbdullraK *I KNOW RIGHT ;-;*

  • @biscuits2463
    @biscuits2463 3 роки тому +2924

    “it’s my child now, but it wasn’t then,”
    never in my life have i wanted to strangle someone this badly

  • @josephscott6001
    @josephscott6001 5 років тому +17784

    Imagine if she was allowed to cuss?
    All hell would break loose

    • @0x00Fyou
      @0x00Fyou 5 років тому +191

      who says she isn't she's her own boss

    • @0x00Fyou
      @0x00Fyou 5 років тому +87

      @Travis Griffin Yeah the network. But couldn't they just censor it out if she says it just once? It's not the end of the world if she cusses!

    • @xhale671
      @xhale671 5 років тому +331

      Imo its more frightening and mature if she dont cuss

    • @meganc1833
      @meganc1833 5 років тому +61

      She wouldn't maybe it would slip a couple of times but she's mature and knows it's not proper etiquette

    • @brandondaniels9471
      @brandondaniels9471 5 років тому +21

      My mother is just like the judge. And, my Mom cusses like it's an art form 🤣

  • @mollieraye1174
    @mollieraye1174 5 років тому +20855

    I could literally be the most respectful person to her and she could slightly raise her voice and I’d cry

  • @chicle_de_menta
    @chicle_de_menta 3 роки тому +11715

    "No you look confused period!"
    Queen shit.

    • @boop5636
      @boop5636 3 роки тому +115

      He look like roger rabbit and dollar store Gerard way had a son

    • @Cherrycherryemoji
      @Cherrycherryemoji 3 роки тому +141

      he looks like a fucked up ed sheeran tbh

    • @shrav6304
      @shrav6304 3 роки тому +40

      He looks like Ben Shapiro and ed sheeran

    • @TK-cg4ks
      @TK-cg4ks 3 роки тому +49

      @@Cherrycherryemoji Ed Sheeran already looks like a fucked up Ed Sheeran😭

    • @Cherrycherryemoji
      @Cherrycherryemoji 3 роки тому +47

      @@TK-cg4ks this is so fucked up why are you right 😭

  • @shimmermetimbers1531
    @shimmermetimbers1531 3 роки тому +15603

    “He didn’t push away”. He didn’t consent either. That’s literally sexual assault.

    • @Shou_22
      @Shou_22 3 роки тому +902

      As Krillin says "Just because it didn't reject you doesn't imply consent".

    • @thegreatest1176
      @thegreatest1176 3 роки тому +50

      but he should have pushed away, unless he wasn't conscious

    • @lifeboat6284
      @lifeboat6284 3 роки тому +1093

      @@thegreatest1176 she shouldn’t have harassed him. you thought about that?

    • @robbinkd
      @robbinkd 3 роки тому +19

      Literally.

    • @realafah
      @realafah 3 роки тому +569

      @@thegreatest1176 from what I gather, he was intoxicated at the time.
      Also, a famous quote that is spread like the plague is "consent isn't just the occurrence of a 'no', but the absence of yes."
      She fully admitted that just because he didn't say no (or was unable to say no due to intoxication), just just assumed it was okay.
      I know a lot of cases that were rule reversed in which it was heavily considered to be rape or sexual assault.
      But I guess since it's a man, it's just funny? (according to the audience anyway)

  • @rebeccarose8745
    @rebeccarose8745 5 років тому +17643

    I love it when she gets angry, shows how passionate she is for those innocent babies 💖

    • @richardkasoma2870
      @richardkasoma2870 5 років тому +186

      Rebecca Rose Iley it’s true and I like it when she says I’m crazy

    • @The_inner_ascent
      @The_inner_ascent 5 років тому +100

      Richard Kasoma she just tryin to save the babies

    • @xundecidedxx557
      @xundecidedxx557 5 років тому +249

      I love it when she says “ YALL THINK YALL CRAZY IM CRAZY FoR tHeSE KiDs”😊

    • @rebeccarose8745
      @rebeccarose8745 5 років тому +31

      @@xundecidedxx557 Omfg yes!! I adore her so much xx

    • @xundecidedxx557
      @xundecidedxx557 5 років тому +2

      Ana Myers lmaoaososososodosoososoos sjskskskksks

  • @annaf2370
    @annaf2370 5 років тому +35354

    If she raised her voice to me I would break down in tears...

    • @ilimitadouc
      @ilimitadouc 5 років тому +306

      Anal no problem, getting scolded OMG

    • @zestyfruitloops6290
      @zestyfruitloops6290 5 років тому +36

      RubiAmethyst you’re a pussy then

    • @maddestmewmew
      @maddestmewmew 5 років тому +885

      @@zestyfruitloops6290 some people have trauma susan

    • @beatm6948
      @beatm6948 5 років тому +591

      I have issues with confrontation.

    • @zenzonerzz4789
      @zenzonerzz4789 4 роки тому +245

      @@zestyfruitloops6290 ok damn charen go back to the 1950's

  • @lxlpop
    @lxlpop 3 роки тому +16824

    "it's my child now, but it wasn't then."
    logic: i'm not even here, baby I'm a hallucination

    • @kaydenae4
      @kaydenae4 3 роки тому +60

      😂😂

    • @whydidiwritethat8218
      @whydidiwritethat8218 3 роки тому +365

      @@Softpaw1996 Lol but biologically speaking, the baby was always his whether he knew it or not.

    • @lala4u2fly
      @lala4u2fly 3 роки тому +49

      Someone make it make sense .... Exactly it doesn't !

    • @isaywhatiwant8222
      @isaywhatiwant8222 3 роки тому +200

      @@Softpaw1996 you sound dumb asf 😂 the child was always his whether he knew it or not. You sound stupid ashell 😭

    • @isaywhatiwant8222
      @isaywhatiwant8222 3 роки тому +106

      @@Softpaw1996 still sound dumb ashell 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @rainorxhine
    @rainorxhine 3 роки тому +2697

    That gay man had to go through sexual assault and this whole dilemma, and after ALL OF THAT he apologized to HER and told her he loved her and his godson. What an amazing and strong human being, he shouldn’t have had to do that. If anything he deserved an apology and I really hope he got one.

    • @naledimosikara7861
      @naledimosikara7861 2 роки тому +177

      I doubt he got that apology..she doesn't even consider what she did as sexual assault🤮

    • @alrune8
      @alrune8 2 роки тому +13

      @@naledimosikara7861 Why would she? When was the last time a woman was convicted for trying to force a man, any man, into having sex with her?

    • @lemonwater3140
      @lemonwater3140 2 роки тому +59

      @@alrune8 ...

    • @cindypicadomolina7814
      @cindypicadomolina7814 2 роки тому +84

      @@alrune8 you need to be banned from society or having an opinion

    • @alrune8
      @alrune8 2 роки тому +3

      @@cindypicadomolina7814 Actually, you will learn the hard way sooner or later that anyone who calls for censorship of opinions is always on the wrong side of history. No exceptions. If you can't prove me wrong without silencing me, all that means is that I'm correct and you're just trying to hold on to a narrative. Reality always has the last word, sory not sorry.

  • @fai6836
    @fai6836 5 років тому +3542

    "Y'all think you are crazy but I'm crazy for these kids and this baby".l felt that

    • @awopbopaloobopawopbamboom5041
      @awopbopaloobopawopbamboom5041 5 років тому +27

      Do you happen to know what episode or case name that was??!! I'm sooooo dying to see the whole thing & Judge Lake's entire rant at them tearing them a new one completely!!! Pls say u do!!!!?? Xx

    • @fai6836
      @fai6836 5 років тому +24

      @@awopbopaloobopawopbamboom5041 heey it's called "Man said to have his baby in case he is killed"
      Season 4 episode 28
      Published on Oct 27 2018.l hope that infor helps🙂🙂

    • @Missingonesmatter
      @Missingonesmatter 5 років тому +2

      That man that yawned😶

    • @awopbopaloobopawopbamboom5041
      @awopbopaloobopawopbamboom5041 5 років тому +2

      @@fai6836 Thank you, my lovely!! You're a star!! x

  • @kaylamar4032
    @kaylamar4032 5 років тому +6158

    Lauren Lake is NOT the one you want to clown with, or she’ll make a clown out of you real quick!

    • @knytewing3107
      @knytewing3107 5 років тому +73

      Kay Lamar yeah her and judge Judy should hangout

    • @guesswho9791
      @guesswho9791 5 років тому +28

      Her and Judge Mathis don't play. 🚫 🎮

    • @kaylamar4032
      @kaylamar4032 5 років тому

      Bobmarley 310 😂😂 right!

    • @kaylamar4032
      @kaylamar4032 5 років тому +1

      Starr J Not at all! 😂

    • @candicehoneycutt4318
      @candicehoneycutt4318 5 років тому +3

      Bobmarley 310 And Judge Rinder. He's basically the English Judge Judy 😂

  • @whit9198
    @whit9198 5 років тому +9749

    “She wasn’t my child then but it is now.” Me:Tf?💀

    • @ShanteeHaynes
      @ShanteeHaynes 5 років тому +172

      I mean...how tho??

    • @empresserica
      @empresserica 5 років тому +35

      Lol. Right

    • @RiderofGary
      @RiderofGary 5 років тому +279

      i think lord farquad meant that he didnt know from conception that the child was his, but his pea sized brain just cut out the important words and came out with that

    • @Dr_Mantis_Toboggan
      @Dr_Mantis_Toboggan 5 років тому +97

      That’s what happens when you make a child with Ed Sheeran‘s younger brother I suppose.

    • @laurakubacka2411
      @laurakubacka2411 5 років тому +33

      that guy lucks like he could be the spokesperson for lucky charms

  • @colt9836
    @colt9836 3 роки тому +419

    She's like that teacher everyone respects and maybe are little bit of afraid of, but she is fair, genuine, and compassionate.
    Like you can joke with her before and after the class, but the moment that bell rings, you are in *her* class and you better listen.

  • @lidiasmarket9525
    @lidiasmarket9525 4 роки тому +16514

    she cares more about the kids than their own parents do

    • @mnhjess9311
      @mnhjess9311 3 роки тому +1

      @MoneyLuvs Me I mean It’s Actings

    • @Ghosty716
      @Ghosty716 3 роки тому +37

      @@mnhjess9311 then enjoy your babies or child support, whatever you pick when you impregnated women

    • @mnhjess9311
      @mnhjess9311 3 роки тому +2

      @@Ghosty716 pull out game Strong 💪🏽

    • @mnhjess9311
      @mnhjess9311 3 роки тому +2

      @@SheWolfTheSavage Ya Name Is Shewolfsavage Stfu

    • @mnhjess9311
      @mnhjess9311 3 роки тому

      @@SheWolfTheSavage you look goofy as hell

  • @holocene2164
    @holocene2164 3 роки тому +6745

    People who can't even take care of themselves should NOT have children.

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 роки тому +124

      It amazes me that to have a house or a car or a skill you need to have a degree that verifies that you are skilled and ready.
      But when it comes to making SENTIENT LIFE, PEOPLE DO THAT ON ACCIDENT.

    • @introvert_who1641
      @introvert_who1641 3 роки тому +10

      Tell that to my mom 😂

    • @jennaal-hadi354
      @jennaal-hadi354 3 роки тому +7

      LITERALLY

    • @anonymoususer7154
      @anonymoususer7154 3 роки тому +25

      @@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access finally a smart person. They need to get a brain or others need to place boundaries

    • @TsunayoshiSawada469
      @TsunayoshiSawada469 3 роки тому +7

      Say it louder for the people in the back

  • @jellyfishhfingers
    @jellyfishhfingers 4 роки тому +4461

    "You all are arguing back and forth instead of EMPOWERING AND ENCOURAGING THESE YOUNG PEOPLE" This quote NEEDS to be made famous

    • @DarlingNikki2
      @DarlingNikki2 4 роки тому +77

      Those two women made me sick. So glad Judge Lake went smooth off on their petty asses. It's no wonder their children were in the situation they were in, poor parenting showed so clearly in that courtroom that day.

    • @bradleydunk5844
      @bradleydunk5844 4 роки тому +15

      Dang right

    • @emerson2433
      @emerson2433 4 роки тому +5

      DarlingNikki2 It’s fake, all these cases are planned in advance

    • @goreedoz2902
      @goreedoz2902 4 роки тому +2

      Sinner proof bitch?

    • @emerson2433
      @emerson2433 4 роки тому +3

      Othman Albalushi Shows like judge judy have real people who are suing each other, but all the cases’ outcomes are planned in advance and then they have a real lawsuit afterward. There are multiple people who have been on these shows who have come out and said “yeah this is fake”

  • @ipettynote
    @ipettynote 3 роки тому +554

    "She wasn't my child then but she is NOW" Plss wtf kind of argument-

    • @AmoreBlackman
      @AmoreBlackman 2 роки тому +4

      that part killed me

    • @MimSimmer
      @MimSimmer 2 роки тому

      What are their names? I want to watch this episode...

  • @AK-jt9gx
    @AK-jt9gx 3 роки тому +11994

    Can you imagine calling a judge “love” multiple times during court proceedings

    • @jacockistitsworth9392
      @jacockistitsworth9392 3 роки тому +250

      I mean... She is fine.

    • @HeIsKJW
      @HeIsKJW 3 роки тому +154

      @@jacockistitsworth9392 A FINE BLACK WOMAN but no not in my court room I would want my wife to be the bailiff and be like (I’m not yah love she’s my love)

    • @kipechawolfeortiz8791
      @kipechawolfeortiz8791 3 роки тому +25

      Maybe she was nervous, asshat.

    • @chenmae9747
      @chenmae9747 3 роки тому +8

      @Apple Pencil Because they could?

    • @chelle7344
      @chelle7344 3 роки тому +78

      @Apple Pencil Well, Black women were discriminated against heavily and pointing out that she’s a successful, achieving black woman is empowering. It’s also a way of describing people so who knows.

  • @HashslingingSLASHER92
    @HashslingingSLASHER92 5 років тому +18775

    That "gay" guy is a good guy. He was very respectful to the judge, and his apology was definitely meant after he was determined not the father of the child.

    • @pickmeup95
      @pickmeup95 5 років тому +438

      He was just glad not to have a kid

    • @mavioli3303
      @mavioli3303 5 років тому +2475

      home girl gon sit there and tell him his sexuality like..? no ma'am

    • @summerdelossantos4655
      @summerdelossantos4655 5 років тому +706

      Mavioli I would’ve popped off 💀💀 He kept his cool

    • @pickmeup95
      @pickmeup95 5 років тому +14

      @shi. IDK what that is

    • @kunoford3579
      @kunoford3579 5 років тому +89

      @@pickmeup95 yikes alert bois

  • @hayliebird16
    @hayliebird16 4 роки тому +30096

    I love her. She’s like classy but can also drop 20 people in 5 seconds.

    • @alexxx5749
      @alexxx5749 4 роки тому +51

      Please enter a name if she did everyone would call her craY

    • @summer-c7i
      @summer-c7i 4 роки тому +403

      I respect her, because she isn't fickle in her decisions, is honest and tries to impart wisdom. That's a leader! A boss is just someone who wants to give orders, make others feel low so the boss can feel better about their lives. And guess what? I don't respect a boss.

    • @kars9050
      @kars9050 4 роки тому +52

      She judge Judy but younger and more with the times

    • @ThatFunnyCracka
      @ThatFunnyCracka 4 роки тому

      Stfu

    • @makeouthills3939
      @makeouthills3939 4 роки тому

      simp

  • @derpanzermacher9094
    @derpanzermacher9094 3 роки тому +385

    "If you call me love one more time..."
    "I'm sorry honey."
    ".....Listen here you little shi+"

  • @xavierwolf4827
    @xavierwolf4827 4 роки тому +15250

    He corrected himself so quickly with "yes, ma'am"

    • @Hanjikara
      @Hanjikara 4 роки тому +310

      And that my friends, is why people need to learn respect. Because people think that they can just walk in and treat people as if they own it. OH HAIL NO that ain't how the world works. Whoever taught their children to behave in such a way is shameful. Bruh I can tell from the way that that mom was looking at her like bruh, she's the type of mother that just doesn't set boundaries.

    • @savvycalderon3510
      @savvycalderon3510 4 роки тому +56

      Hanjikara yeah what a bad guy can’t believe he answered a question with yes instead of yes ma’am shame on him what garbage

    • @savvycalderon3510
      @savvycalderon3510 4 роки тому +16

      FullTimeSlacker fr i lowkey got mad asf when watching that like don’t nobody OWE u nun of that lol

    • @Hanjikara
      @Hanjikara 4 роки тому +18

      @@savvycalderon3510 Lol that "yeah?" part was definitely a trigger for me. Like this aint like some sort of 1900's streets where they talk like that hail no. She's definitely some teenage mom teaching her kids wrong. That's a no on my book.

    • @Hanjikara
      @Hanjikara 4 роки тому +3

      @FullTimeSlacker Naw she's one of those boomers. She either needs to grow up or needs to seek mental health support. Because that ain't a mom anymore when I saw how she looked at the Judge. To me that is just a childish mom. It just disappoints me that there are those kinds of moms that exist in this world like Im 24 and my mom has taught me well enough to understand what respect is about and what it means to be professional when stepping outside of the house ya know.

  • @ChrisJohnstonVA
    @ChrisJohnstonVA 3 роки тому +5675

    3:50
    Her smile disappeared INSTANTLY
    "You are NOT the father"
    *squeak*

    • @lunasterimoon
      @lunasterimoon 3 роки тому +241

      My favorite scene

    • @athirahsufyan7509
      @athirahsufyan7509 3 роки тому +385

      that squeak sent me

    • @neyah8308
      @neyah8308 3 роки тому +45

      LMAO

    • @realafah
      @realafah 3 роки тому +211

      Good.
      She really doesn't deserve happiness so I'm glad her smile got slapped off.
      I only feel bad for the guy and the baby with that one.

    • @r0ach.m0mmy
      @r0ach.m0mmy 2 роки тому +61

      My heart was literally falling out of my ass. I’m so happy that he wasn’t the father.

  • @ravenleannparker6892
    @ravenleannparker6892 5 років тому +21718

    1:37
    Judge: you are thee father
    Guy: it's my child now but it wasn't then
    Lmfaooo what?!

  • @samuelbrown4764
    @samuelbrown4764 3 роки тому +229

    Best paternity judge ever lol. She’s the perfect amount of sassy and entertaining, while still being professional and fair

  • @anamaltez8872
    @anamaltez8872 4 роки тому +4331

    “ THIS IS JUST IGNORANT IM FURIOUS “ I would cry if she told m that 😂

    • @accountingmanager5964
      @accountingmanager5964 4 роки тому +98

      Out of all the episodes I've seen, this is the one that sticks with me because this is the angriest I've seen her. There are other episodes but this one tops it. I wish I can remember the case name.

    • @LW-em1rg
      @LW-em1rg 4 роки тому +2

      @@accountingmanager5964 if you ever remember pls let me know!!! ive seen most of these episodes but never that one

    • @juliav6024
      @juliav6024 4 роки тому +5

      The episode : Man Said to Have His Baby in Case He Is Killed

    • @LW-em1rg
      @LW-em1rg 4 роки тому +5

      @@juliav6024 i hope you have a beautiful day 🥺 thank you

    • @juliav6024
      @juliav6024 4 роки тому +1

      @@LW-em1rg Thank you. You as well.

  • @kaoutherzeghdani9976
    @kaoutherzeghdani9976 3 роки тому +3501

    She looks like that teacher we all afraid of

    • @Leni_lovely
      @Leni_lovely 3 роки тому +208

      She’s the damn principal 😂

    • @HeIsKJW
      @HeIsKJW 3 роки тому +87

      Nah she the damn Vice Principal when you tryna sneak with your girl in the hall SHE CATCH YO ASS QUICK

    • @kennedyjojackson1202
      @kennedyjojackson1202 3 роки тому +39

      @@HeIsKJW What's funnier, she looks like the vice principal at my old high school. Dimple, hair, even her voice! Mrs. Williams could put you in yo place 💀

    • @unexplainablegamer
      @unexplainablegamer 3 роки тому

      She actually looks like my College Readiness teacher, but with a completely different personality

    • @leetvipgamer
      @leetvipgamer 3 роки тому +1

      I’m also afraid of her followed by my 9th grade math teacher

  • @ohdear1780
    @ohdear1780 5 років тому +5599

    “Well he may think he’s gay, but he hasn’t met me yet.”
    _Oh honey, that’s what makes you sound delusional._

    • @RainEDJ
      @RainEDJ 4 роки тому +8

      1.7k likes but no responses.

    • @surefeng671
      @surefeng671 4 роки тому +11

      The comment itself is a response to itself

    • @eriklehman5782
      @eriklehman5782 4 роки тому +60

      And her using the "they didn't say no" defense, how fast would people riot if the roles were reversed

    • @summer-c7i
      @summer-c7i 4 роки тому +38

      @@eriklehman5782 True dat. Anyone can be raped. It's all wrong. No excuses. Then some detractors will try to play the "who had it worse" game to make one rape seem less worse, serious, real or truthful. Nah, rape is rape.

    • @summer-c7i
      @summer-c7i 4 роки тому +1

      I also love how the comment section's consensus is "sit down and shut up" in regards to that delusional person. 😂

  • @unicornalq11
    @unicornalq11 3 роки тому +109

    I adore her. I love that she’s not afraid to speak up and demand the respect she worked hard to earn.

  • @enanyan.
    @enanyan. 5 років тому +8613

    2:30 seriously he “thinks he’s gay”
    Girl what you talking bout

    • @JaMes19Qqo
      @JaMes19Qqo 5 років тому +37

      Hah?

    • @karana9381
      @karana9381 5 років тому +303

      I was waiting for someone to bring that comment up!

    • @VentalIllness
      @VentalIllness 5 років тому +184

      @Aes thetic a n d I o o p -

    • @artsyspectrum5749
      @artsyspectrum5749 5 років тому +43

      @Aes thetic wig

    • @Cecilia-cj8ho
      @Cecilia-cj8ho 5 років тому +102

      Lol I saw that and was like?? We all just going to ignore that

  • @rania-aya7128
    @rania-aya7128 4 роки тому +7137

    "we was together for six years, luv."
    "if you call me love one more time!"

  • @WaterFlame957
    @WaterFlame957 5 років тому +7927

    "She slept around with everyone in our neighborhood."
    "If that were true, I would have slept with her husband cause he wanted me to."
    Chilllllld. . . . . . 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @angelxoxo9016
      @angelxoxo9016 5 років тому +68

      WaterFlame957 that one got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nicole4589
      @nicole4589 5 років тому +33

      my milkshake...

    • @s.a.8548
      @s.a.8548 5 років тому +35

      @Ambitious Young Man It's real cases but the judge has a bit more freedom for the drama.

    • @gamalielguerrier7936
      @gamalielguerrier7936 4 роки тому +1

      Wut? Ummmmm

    • @Introvertsan
      @Introvertsan 4 роки тому

      My favourite

  • @kikithepupper6774
    @kikithepupper6774 3 роки тому +135

    I looove how intelligent, assertive and articulate she is. Type of woman I wish to be later on

  • @emanuelfrroku8050
    @emanuelfrroku8050 4 роки тому +5265

    "It's my child now but it wasn't then"
    Logic: I'm done with humanity.

    • @shandiwarren6454
      @shandiwarren6454 3 роки тому +3

      You okay?

    • @onebennyboi5257
      @onebennyboi5257 3 роки тому +15

      @B.J do u need a hug

    • @R1Neey123
      @R1Neey123 3 роки тому +30

      Genuinely, if a woman has the right to abort legally without the consent of the father, then the father must have the right to abandon his child legally too - Dave Chapelle

    • @fjia14h.-
      @fjia14h.- 3 роки тому +27

      @@R1Neey123 disgusting 🤢

    • @R1Neey123
      @R1Neey123 3 роки тому +2

      @@fjia14h.- Why?

  • @sharonmoynihan3252
    @sharonmoynihan3252 5 років тому +4368

    Red Head: "She wasn't my daughter then but now she is."
    Me: *starts breathing heavy*
    "WHAT KIND OF BULLSHI-"

    • @captaines
      @captaines 4 роки тому +18

      LMAO

    • @lei7417
      @lei7417 4 роки тому +25

      Ikr like are you dumb

    • @twistedumbrella7537
      @twistedumbrella7537 4 роки тому +58

      I think he was basically saying that since he did not know the kid was his then, he doesn't have anything to apologise for, basically using his ignorance as an excuse to not aplogise.

    • @junalyntorrion2676
      @junalyntorrion2676 4 роки тому +8

      What an idiot. 😂

    • @sindhuchandran1
      @sindhuchandran1 4 роки тому +5

      That guy is dead.. that's what his Facebook page says

  • @bluh2314
    @bluh2314 5 років тому +18783

    “He didn’t push me away” soundsalittlebitlikesexualassaultbutthatsnoneofmybuisness

    • @gabrielleeee-421
      @gabrielleeee-421 5 років тому +1723

      Blu Girl youarecompletlyrightletsgetapetitionstarted

    • @heya4405
      @heya4405 5 років тому +759

      Honestlyyesiagreegoodma’amorsir

    • @GamingGirlAnime
      @GamingGirlAnime 5 років тому +712

      thatchickwasonsomebullshitknowingshelookedlikealinebackerbutthatsnoneofmybusinesstho

    • @klikbate8916
      @klikbate8916 5 років тому +468

      aslongasitwasconsensualitwasn'tsexualassaultbutitcoulddefinitelybeconsideredharrassmenthowevereitherwayyouspinitthisladyisacreep

    • @PNDismyhusband
      @PNDismyhusband 5 років тому +288

      iagreecompletelymydudethisladyseemslikeshewouldbethetypetosaythatbisexualityisntrealskskskskksksksk

  • @GarciaZenturo
    @GarciaZenturo 2 роки тому +61

    3:59 what a legend, he just accepts his results just like i will my respect for him is so high man.

    • @horseluver4ever623
      @horseluver4ever623 2 роки тому

      I do feel awful for him, and relieved that he wasn't saddled with a child after being sexually assaulted by that woman.

  • @AMW1able
    @AMW1able 4 роки тому +5434

    "It's my child now but it wasn't then"
    Ummm... that's not how genetics works... if it's your child now, it's always been your child.

    • @moriahsheltonfilms
      @moriahsheltonfilms 4 роки тому +6

      @FullTimeSlacker no there's not

    • @lynalhye9235
      @lynalhye9235 4 роки тому +2

      @@moriahsheltonfilms ,You have me dead🤣🤣😂

    • @michellemgbeke2693
      @michellemgbeke2693 4 роки тому +45

      I think he meant “it’s my child now but I didn’t know then”

    • @kimsechrist4139
      @kimsechrist4139 3 роки тому +27

      @@michellemgbeke2693 I think he's an idiot and I hope she finds a better man to raise her child

    • @payt00n
      @payt00n 3 роки тому +5

      Unless you adopt that's 100 percent true

  • @sei7082
    @sei7082 4 роки тому +5814

    "he think he gay but he ain't met me"
    *james charles has joined the chat*

  • @dash1dash2
    @dash1dash2 5 років тому +11144

    Moral of the story: WEAR A CONDOM

    • @m.a.1874
      @m.a.1874 5 років тому +15

      😅😅😅

    • @sabrina.h2737
      @sabrina.h2737 4 роки тому +33

      Or steal the correct one 🤔😕

    • @idolpandi7020
      @idolpandi7020 4 роки тому +8

      I mean- YUS👏👏👏

    • @azadalamiq
      @azadalamiq 4 роки тому +64

      then make sure you realize their is s fail rate and just not sleep around.

    • @Kamui3821
      @Kamui3821 4 роки тому +49

      Or don't go around doing it

  • @USNMelDaria
    @USNMelDaria 3 роки тому +69

    When she said “you look confused period” I screamed so loud with laughter because my mom used to tell my older brother the same thing!! That red haired dude looks like if Chuckie decided to stop killing ppl and settle down!!😩🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @tuttiflooti
    @tuttiflooti 3 роки тому +10065

    Yo look me dead in the face and tell me that the audience would still be laughing and cheerful if the man had said "she thought she was lesbian but she hadn't met me yet..."

    • @briandavis9888
      @briandavis9888 3 роки тому +188

      I think his comment had more to do with the audience's reaction in relation to such an individual, not if such an individual existed or not.

    • @krystal3172
      @krystal3172 3 роки тому +739

      That was so wrong. The guy was so kind and he apologised after too.

    • @thedeliveryboy1123
      @thedeliveryboy1123 3 роки тому +266

      I feel so bad for the guy
      also your pfp makes the looking dead in the face so much more fun

    • @crystalsoup1625
      @crystalsoup1625 3 роки тому +18

      It would. He laughed too🤦‍♀️

    • @danica._.6822
      @danica._.6822 3 роки тому +234

      I actually think that could happen. Homophobia against lesbians is pretty bad and there would be men in the audience who would laugh because they think lesbians are just confused women who haven't met the right guy yet

  • @cammmxoxo351
    @cammmxoxo351 5 років тому +22456

    let's talk about how judge lauren has never had a bad weave... and that's on PERIODDD!

    • @abigailmills2603
      @abigailmills2603 5 років тому +1124

      I literally just discovered her but she’s a straight up queen

    • @pockyeatingpanda
      @pockyeatingpanda 5 років тому +585

      Stiff where????

    • @m.a.1874
      @m.a.1874 5 років тому +34

      😅😅😅

    • @swampdog7820
      @swampdog7820 5 років тому +463

      Her hair is literally perfect

    • @jojobean9260
      @jojobean9260 4 роки тому +38

      @@swampdog7820 It's not her hair that's why it's perfect fool

  • @kxtvd7105
    @kxtvd7105 4 роки тому +10959

    “He night think he’s gay, but he ain’t met me.” *no honey, I’m pretty sure he’s gay.*

    • @suzannakeese4610
      @suzannakeese4610 4 роки тому +240

      i’m wheezed

    • @phenix6056
      @phenix6056 4 роки тому +208

      @@suzannakeese4610 hi wheezed, I'm spiderman nice to meet you!

    • @suzannakeese4610
      @suzannakeese4610 4 роки тому +107

      @@phenix6056 nice to meet u too spiderman

    • @mrlemonad6187
      @mrlemonad6187 4 роки тому +20

      Love that pfp i need to screenshot that lmaooo

    • @iammelonlord6921
      @iammelonlord6921 3 роки тому +39

      I saw this comment as soon as she said that and I took a good look at her and went😬😬😬

  • @BornNoU
    @BornNoU 3 роки тому +28

    You just know she’s a great mom, the way she shuts down foolishness and stands up for these kids

  • @kavertia6261
    @kavertia6261 3 роки тому +6573

    “He might think he’s gay”
    Just,,,
    No.

    • @andrek.2786
      @andrek.2786 3 роки тому +262

      Yeah. as someone gay, we don't think we're gay. we ARE gay and that's all

    • @jacockistitsworth9392
      @jacockistitsworth9392 3 роки тому +125

      @@andrek.2786 I'm straight and that response the chick made was dumb as hell, I can even tell lmao.

    • @aloser2821
      @aloser2821 3 роки тому +2

      Ya...he thinks he’s guy-

    • @shuichisaihara2043
      @shuichisaihara2043 3 роки тому +53

      It’s so dumb. We don’t choose if we’re gay. I thought I was into girls until my rejected it and liked boys instead. Our body chooses.

    • @mistynights2834
      @mistynights2834 3 роки тому +19

      @@mattvillan4591 Yeah, no

  • @kamiahmarie5080
    @kamiahmarie5080 5 років тому +3689

    “You’re not getting me love “ 💀😭

  • @jimisnardy7769
    @jimisnardy7769 5 років тому +5188

    “He didn’t push me away” is it just me or did she maybe assault him.... I could be wrong but iiiiiiii donno about that

    • @adoramae5436
      @adoramae5436 5 років тому +581

      Yeah no, that sounded all kinds of sketchy.

    • @blue_moonship
      @blue_moonship 5 років тому +6

      💀😂😂😂

    • @hearts4gyu
      @hearts4gyu 5 років тому +335

      He has to verbally consent for it to be ok, it didn’t sound like that to me...

    • @cork7787
      @cork7787 5 років тому +383

      I watched that episode and the guy was intoxicated. She gave him too much drinks that's why he didn't push her away. She did assault him and she seems proud about it. I'm so mad 😤

    • @starkid4299
      @starkid4299 5 років тому +35

      @@cork7787 n a s t yyyy

  • @IssacGonzalez-q7w
    @IssacGonzalez-q7w 8 місяців тому +31

    0:12 how did he not have a job

  • @cantbebothered81
    @cantbebothered81 5 років тому +2552

    Can we talk about her hair tho? Damn. She stay slaying!!

  • @wangdangatomictango
    @wangdangatomictango 3 роки тому +17069

    its the way he had to apologize after being sexually assaulted while he was unable to give consent and the court laughing about it... it's disgusting.

    • @jems3732
      @jems3732 3 роки тому +1148

      right? i thought that was extremely crazy

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 3 роки тому +2179

      So many people think women a can’t rape men

    • @TsunayoshiSawada469
      @TsunayoshiSawada469 3 роки тому +81

      I just, i cri T^T

    • @k_shivee6516
      @k_shivee6516 3 роки тому +96

      It was one of the best verdict to come out to.

    • @HeIsKJW
      @HeIsKJW 3 роки тому +35

      Nasty

  • @key1486
    @key1486 3 роки тому +1609

    she’s so powerful- i would’ve started crying if she yelled at me

    • @clo.9ud
      @clo.9ud 3 роки тому +26

      I would've cried from the first word-

    • @ma_de_sa5848
      @ma_de_sa5848 3 роки тому +4

      I mean she is just loud but ok.

    • @nigus.
      @nigus. 3 роки тому +13

      @@ma_de_sa5848 she says her opinions loudly even though she is judge.

    • @enskztxzy2360
      @enskztxzy2360 2 роки тому +2

      I just don't like loud voices so I'd probably cry but I know she wouldn't mean it, she's just a person with a loud voice she's a judge so I expect her to have a loud voice

  • @That.DelusionGirl
    @That.DelusionGirl 3 роки тому +47

    3:44 I love how everyone is just dying to know who's the father but the kid is just vibing while his toy shark.😂😂😂😂

  • @OatsandPorridge
    @OatsandPorridge 4 роки тому +4440

    "I'm not your love"
    "Yes you are" 👁️👄👁️

    • @biologicallyyaseen
      @biologicallyyaseen 4 роки тому +391

      She said "Yes your honour" 😂😂😂

    • @gari727
      @gari727 4 роки тому +54

      She did not say that lmao

    • @OatsandPorridge
      @OatsandPorridge 4 роки тому +48

      @@biologicallyyaseen oh.
      Well shit

    • @Rockmint
      @Rockmint 4 роки тому +47

      Thought she said that too lol

    • @koilayyyyy
      @koilayyyyy 4 роки тому +8

      I love your username🌚

  • @che1sxii
    @che1sxii 4 роки тому +10907

    props to the gay lad who apologized even when it wasn't necessary and didn't make a big deal about being right

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 3 роки тому +653

      He genuinely seemed sweet, I felt bad for him

    • @Chris-ot9bk
      @Chris-ot9bk 3 роки тому +411

      And Then We Had The Straight Ginger Over There Being A Terrible Father By Saying His Biological Kid Was Never His. The Nerve Of Some Parents

    • @misshulabuloothe1st953
      @misshulabuloothe1st953 3 роки тому +24

      @@Chris-ot9bk Why’d you have to point out that the ginger dude was straight?

    • @Chris-ot9bk
      @Chris-ot9bk 3 роки тому +99

      @@misshulabuloothe1st953 Because He's Straight And Chels Brought Up The Other Dude Was Gay

    • @aroach544
      @aroach544 3 роки тому +96

      @@Bungiebird there isn't
      A thing such as
      Heterophobia

  • @sim-yv4zg
    @sim-yv4zg 4 роки тому +6131

    I kinda wish that girl said "Luv" to her one more time just to see wouldve happened😂

    • @Hanjikara
      @Hanjikara 4 роки тому +101

      Bruh if she said that "love" to the judge, it's gonna be at a point where the police guard on her right hand is gonna hands down just warn her "Please, respect Your Honor's wishes and speak straight." But that's my theory. If she DID say that "love" word bruh... mm mm bruh she's gonna end up like that scene where the Judge started screaming her face off.

    • @johnlomi
      @johnlomi 4 роки тому +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣I can't imagine the worst one since any horrified thing could happen..🤣🤣🤣

    • @padmeshpande7128
      @padmeshpande7128 3 роки тому

      oh boy! you made me laugh so hard 🤣

    • @princessstar6995
      @princessstar6995 3 роки тому

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    • @andreal1203
      @andreal1203 3 роки тому +3

      My mom use to do the same thing when I was kid she would say “do it more time... go ahead do it and see what happens”. I was always too scared to do it again lol

  • @IceKoldKilla
    @IceKoldKilla 2 роки тому +18

    Props to the guy for remaining calm and respectful when he got confirmation that he wasn't the father. Sad the kid has a mother like that. A liar.

  • @NoirLilbomber
    @NoirLilbomber 4 роки тому +11725

    “He think he gay but he ain’t met me”
    That’s......not how that works

    • @kenmasapplepie763
      @kenmasapplepie763 4 роки тому +858

      ikr, i was like....girl.....that’s like a guy coming up to me and saying,”you may be lesbian but u just haven’t been with me” like bitch?

    • @AngelLund
      @AngelLund 4 роки тому +75

      I know right?

    • @Rainbowztars
      @Rainbowztars 4 роки тому +54

      Ikr like bruh 😂🤣

    • @ahuman9519
      @ahuman9519 4 роки тому +60

      Can confirm it’s not how that works

    • @keyrianreacts7355
      @keyrianreacts7355 4 роки тому +106

      @@kenmasapplepie763 That’s just make me be more gay than I ever was before when that happens.

  • @matrixiekitty2127
    @matrixiekitty2127 5 років тому +4338

    “You are not.. the father.”
    *yawns*
    OH.... MY GOD!!

    • @aliack1242
      @aliack1242 5 років тому +137

      Matrixie Kitty THAT PART KILLED ME

    • @zd1306
      @zd1306 5 років тому +34

      When they had sx the first time (or any other times afterwards) she couldve gotten pregnant ...and that would still make him a father to some child

    • @lilmommalady76
      @lilmommalady76 5 років тому +65

      I wanted to slap him through the phone

    • @denicasaygon127
      @denicasaygon127 5 років тому +25

      I was looking for this comment😭😭😂😂😂

    • @graspele
      @graspele 5 років тому +10

      lilmommalady76 slap him through the phone for yawning as a joke? what type of ignorant bullshit is this

  • @hildahilda1823
    @hildahilda1823 4 роки тому +3612

    “It was my child now but it wasn’t then” wow this guy for sure fail biology

    • @dylanlove3927
      @dylanlove3927 4 роки тому +28

      Half the worlds population has failed biology when they started thinking they are the opposite gender

    • @kai-hi4so
      @kai-hi4so 4 роки тому +73

      @@dylanlove3927 being trans is a real thing. Some people are mentally male/female/other, even if biology doesn't match up. Don't comment on unrelated stuff if you don't even know what you're talking about.

    • @hees0009
      @hees0009 4 роки тому +24

      @@dylanlove3927 I don't think 50% of the world population thinks they're the opposite gender.
      But yes, there are only 2 biological genders. I think trans people identify as a different emotional/mental gender.

    • @coldbacon4869
      @coldbacon4869 4 роки тому +4

      Kaiya M you say to not comment if you don’t know what you’re talking about. Ironic. Biology decides your gender. That’s that. Woman feeling like a man? That’s exactly what you are. Man feeling like a woman? That’s what you are.

    • @kiwi___
      @kiwi___ 4 роки тому +12

      @@dylanlove3927 I love how you commented something completely irrelevant to OP's comment.
      @Lindsey Bourbeau That is actually sex, not gender btw. They are "male", "female", and "intersex" (when a child is born with a mixture of both.)

  • @harryp0ppins928
    @harryp0ppins928 3 роки тому +20

    “It’s my child now but it wasn’t then” what- 😭 lmaoo

  • @zackatractivo1546
    @zackatractivo1546 4 роки тому +2593

    The jury has the best reactions
    0:37 girl at the back "preach it judge Lauren"
    1:40 also girl at the back "bitch what"

  • @indulhensiyani
    @indulhensiyani 4 роки тому +1386

    "Why was this in my recommended?"
    *sees first clip*
    "Alright I'm gonna need some popcorn."

  • @shm0phie
    @shm0phie 5 років тому +1916

    1:26 he looks like the guy who bullied girls in middle school because they didnt want to date him and then smart mouthed the teachers when he got in trouble

    • @swampdog7820
      @swampdog7820 5 років тому +119

      He looks like the lead singer of an early 2000s band

    • @JawbreakerXD
      @JawbreakerXD 4 роки тому +50

      Looking like a bootleg Drake Bell.

    • @PlaystationSimmer
      @PlaystationSimmer 4 роки тому +17

      He looks like the Goodguy dolls from Child's Play 😂

    • @jennybelle1540
      @jennybelle1540 4 роки тому +10

      Funny thing is this kid in elementary school who looked just like him would always tease me and try to get on my nerves every time i talked to his friend (my crush att)

    • @timberwolf3229
      @timberwolf3229 4 роки тому +13

      He wouldn't be alive if the Purge does exist.

  • @ThatBritishSnep
    @ThatBritishSnep 3 роки тому +33

    1:23 Shaggy has really lost it since Scooby Doo

  • @Amii-dw7jd
    @Amii-dw7jd 5 років тому +1875

    1:37 "It's my child now, but it wasn't then" hmmm🤔🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @weirdbutawesome8703
      @weirdbutawesome8703 5 років тому +69

      I was like🧐🧐🧐🧐 boi how that work?

    • @amandaljohnson
      @amandaljohnson 5 років тому +29

      Just watch everybody's reaction in the audience what he says that it's too funny😂 like how?

    • @Amii-dw7jd
      @Amii-dw7jd 5 років тому +16

      @ron stetz no. It would make sense if he said "according to my knowledge..." It was always his child.🤦‍♀️

    • @Amii-dw7jd
      @Amii-dw7jd 5 років тому +4

      @@amandaljohnson 😂😂

    • @MArS-uu5xt
      @MArS-uu5xt 5 років тому +4

      OMG... and he reproduced himself....at least mommy is there

  • @promyse8265
    @promyse8265 5 років тому +2266

    This video should be called not able to breath for 6 minutes 💀

    • @brianna4970
      @brianna4970 5 років тому +1

      @Elliott Moreno Breath* :)

    • @blue_moonship
      @blue_moonship 5 років тому

      Iprxmyse thank you cause it was everywhere 😂💀💀

    • @Foxyrex1
      @Foxyrex1 5 років тому +3

      @@brianna4970
      A breath*
      To breathe* :)

    • @brianna4970
      @brianna4970 5 років тому

      @@Foxyrex1 I know :) the correct :) way :) the comment :) was just :) unnecessary:)

    • @Foxyrex1
      @Foxyrex1 5 років тому +1

      @@brianna4970 good for you :)

  • @bread7865
    @bread7865 3 роки тому +2820

    I like how her lipstick always matches her clothes. If she wears purple lipstick, she wears a purple shirt underneath. If she has pink lipstick, she wears a pink necklace and shirt.

    • @rugbydazz2264
      @rugbydazz2264 3 роки тому +13

      I'm guessing you are a Woman because you always notice the smallest details about each other.

    • @thatbitchfromtarget431
      @thatbitchfromtarget431 3 роки тому +144

      @@rugbydazz2264 huh? How does that make any sense

    • @Yesmypfpismeirl
      @Yesmypfpismeirl 3 роки тому +10

      @@thatbitchfromtarget431 bruh don’t listen to them, probably just some ignorant asshole.

    • @aplebottomjeans
      @aplebottomjeans 2 роки тому +53

      @@rugbydazz2264 someone who notices small details has nothing to do with being a woman...

    • @rugbydazz2264
      @rugbydazz2264 2 роки тому

      @@thatbitchfromtarget431 it makes loads of sense, women notice things about other women, things men don't notice especially style, colour coordination, fashion sense things of that nature, obviously you don't so maybe you should stick to being that bytch at target, target sounds just about right for you.

  • @leahjos
    @leahjos 3 роки тому +9

    that man had the AUDACITY to yawn in here face and laugj

  • @G94Nick
    @G94Nick 3 роки тому +2608

    "She's my child now but she wasn't then"
    Uhh that's not how biology works guy.

    • @mecouture
      @mecouture 3 роки тому +21

      I think he meant as in he didnt know the baby was his and he was under the assumption that he wasnt the father then

    • @Softpaw1996
      @Softpaw1996 3 роки тому +2

      clearly he meant unproven dad back then. now he is just the lawful dad.
      doesn't mean he is the biologically dad however.

    • @Digmer
      @Digmer 3 роки тому +10

      his personality is worse than his hair, and his hair is hideous.

    • @emilymay6369
      @emilymay6369 3 роки тому +12

      @@Softpaw1996 they did a dna test, he is the bio dad. The show is literally called paternity court I-

    • @Softpaw1996
      @Softpaw1996 3 роки тому +1

      @@emilymay6369 when? all i saw was the jury and judge saying he was.

  • @angelblack2153
    @angelblack2153 5 років тому +8513

    "No u look confused periodt"
    "Now u get smart with me if u want to" 😂😂😂
    Edit: holy shit thnx for the likes❤

  • @icrymatchatears2857
    @icrymatchatears2857 5 років тому +1877

    "NO YOU LOOK CONFUSED PERIOD."
    I died😂

    • @summer-c7i
      @summer-c7i 4 роки тому +8

      I woulda been like, "OK, I'mma take several seats over there." 😂

  • @_userhafsa
    @_userhafsa 2 роки тому +3

    "he didn't push me away" girl.

  • @abimifoluwaelegbede1706
    @abimifoluwaelegbede1706 4 роки тому +11624

    "He think he gay but he ain't met me"
    Really?
    That's plain stupid

    • @samoanjoseph1457
      @samoanjoseph1457 4 роки тому +423

      I think what make it worse is that even if there were women that had that power... she wouldn't be one of them.

    • @Panda72021
      @Panda72021 4 роки тому +648

      I know...I was sitting here thinking "that sounds like harassment to me"

    • @SwolTako
      @SwolTako 4 роки тому +122

      @@Panda72021
      If she thinks that the child is her's it might go past just 'harassment ' tbh.

    • @lanesmith1465
      @lanesmith1465 4 роки тому +164

      I'de pretend to be gay if she was hitting on me.

    • @solparadox
      @solparadox 4 роки тому +375

      @@Panda72021 that could be considered rape, if he was intoxicated. She knew his sexual orientation and still took advantage of him being drunk. And then talks like it was planned and jokes about it too.

  • @leehannuel
    @leehannuel 5 років тому +2399

    4:12-5:12 _i have never seen lauren so furious and it makes me so scared, i feel like im being scolded 😭_

  • @villaintodoroki362
    @villaintodoroki362 3 роки тому +33931

    “He might think he gay, but he ain’t met me.” Honey that ain’t how sexuality work-

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 3 роки тому +427

      It happened to multiple exes of mine though. I'm literally growing my hair out again so I can stop being people's gateway to dating men

    • @andrek.2786
      @andrek.2786 3 роки тому +1865

      @@kaydwessie296 as someone gay, that doesn't matter at all. Imo they were just confused w their sexuality and if they got it right this time i'm really glad, but it doesn't happen to everyone. Just because "it happend to your exes" doesn't invalidate anyone's sexuality. Not everyone's experiences are the same.

    • @midgetwaffles8635
      @midgetwaffles8635 3 роки тому +887

      Lmaooo every single time I hear someone say something along the lines of "u might think ur gay but u havent seen what I can do shawty," I feel the existential urge to tear black holes in space and time. Fucking gross and ignorant behavior.

    • @magimerlyn9596
      @magimerlyn9596 3 роки тому +724

      She also said “he didn’t push me away” BITCH THAT IS NOT CONSENT SILENCE IS NOT CONSENT

    • @Iz_1107
      @Iz_1107 3 роки тому +22

      Shshsh let's see if shell get it

  • @alexandrag5449
    @alexandrag5449 2 роки тому +15

    0:37 omg that girl in the background is such a MOOD XD Love her!

  • @xolitaire
    @xolitaire 3 роки тому +27226

    I feel so sorry for the gay guy. His so called "friend" totally disrespected him, ignored his boundaries and then tried to drag him into her personal drama. He really needs better friends.

    • @unknownjewel8730
      @unknownjewel8730 3 роки тому +828

      He truly does need true friends

    • @Zer-db1bp
      @Zer-db1bp 3 роки тому +1349

      Full respect to him though. He seems extremely well put together and sweet.

    • @OpalSilkMoth
      @OpalSilkMoth 3 роки тому +798

      Not to mention she tried to gaslight him

    • @Banana-mq9wy
      @Banana-mq9wy 3 роки тому +1107

      And the "he didnt push me away" that is rape, she has no verbal consent. We aint ganna have double standards for rape

    • @xolitaire
      @xolitaire 3 роки тому +479

      @@Banana-mq9wy yeah True. Also you could clearly see that she didn't really care if he was the father or not. It seemed to me that she just decided that he's her best bet since she would be able to guilt him into it.

  • @jennaal-hadi354
    @jennaal-hadi354 3 роки тому +7417

    “He didn’t push me away” Ms girl-😃

    • @queenlaila9160
      @queenlaila9160 3 роки тому +361

      Like he literally cantt😂😂

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 3 роки тому +431

      HE WAS DRUNKKK

    • @jennaal-hadi354
      @jennaal-hadi354 3 роки тому +562

      @@MEDSZ13.08 That’s what makes it even more horrific

    • @pennyinheaven
      @pennyinheaven 3 роки тому +50

      @@queenlaila9160 OMG.

    • @cocob0l0
      @cocob0l0 3 роки тому +516

      And the fact that the whole court laughed... he literally got RAPED!

  • @Usatsuki
    @Usatsuki 4 роки тому +12154

    “He may think he’s gay but he hasn’t met me” “he didn’t push me away!” I don’t know if I’m more disgusted at her for thinking like that, or for the audience laughing like that wasn’t a disgusting and predatory thing to say.

    • @bigdumby6915
      @bigdumby6915 4 роки тому +666

      That’s literally rape?? Like no one said ANYTHING against it?? This poor man :((

    • @moriahsheltonfilms
      @moriahsheltonfilms 4 роки тому +64

      @@bigdumby6915 We don't know if it was rape tbh

    • @verybarebones
      @verybarebones 4 роки тому +253

      Ppl sometimes laugh at awful shit just as a nervous response

    • @rosemarie1472
      @rosemarie1472 4 роки тому +116

      @@bigdumby6915 Literally what she said was disgusting yes but he didn't deny anything when she said "then after he ask for my number." If he felt like everything was her fault he definitely would've spoken up and said it but he knows some of the blame is on him for not being honest with her about his sexuality. Her denying it even after he told her is gross but it's a very old stigma that "if a guy turns gay after he breaks up with you..." it's like you're a failure as a woman or something so I can see why she denied it to try to keep her already fragile and rotting Ego intact.

    • @icescreamz6058
      @icescreamz6058 4 роки тому +294

      @@moriahsheltonfilms consent is only ever a hard yes. not saying no is not consent. as long as he didn’t say yes, which i’m honestly assuming he didn’t, that is, by definition, rape.

  • @nokysfettuccine6956
    @nokysfettuccine6956 3 роки тому +20

    4:05
    This woman gives me literal chills.

  • @4n4phor44
    @4n4phor44 5 років тому +2055

    Her hair always looks amazing .
    Even when she was losing her shit.

  • @monbooboothefool1937
    @monbooboothefool1937 4 роки тому +2189

    “That’s my child now but it wasn’t then.”
    So she mutated 23 of your chromosomes suddenly?

    • @princessmj15
      @princessmj15 3 роки тому +7

      LMFAO

    • @wisterwilson8774
      @wisterwilson8774 3 роки тому +33

      @B.J Hes still the father and what he said was completely ignorant. It takes two to tango, he's just in the wrong as she is dude

    • @wisterwilson8774
      @wisterwilson8774 3 роки тому +2

      Jokes are supposed to be funny, yall need to take a class.

    • @matthew-lq3fh
      @matthew-lq3fh 3 роки тому +1

      @@wisterwilson8774 why not you go take a class for a joke? if you took that joke serious then gtfo and go back to tik tok

    • @wisterwilson8774
      @wisterwilson8774 3 роки тому +2

      @B.J Deleted my comment because I realized, all of those accounts are yours. You absolute dunce. How do I know? Same grammar, same time span and... They all reported me, falsely, for bullying, you're such a basement dweller. Has the mold in your mom's basement melted your braincells that much?

  • @MonkeyGoatLicker
    @MonkeyGoatLicker 4 роки тому +4106

    3:45 Her smug face turns to a pout so quickly.
    EDIT: That sound she makes when she starts the pout 😂

  • @Mxh_008
    @Mxh_008 2 роки тому +3

    this woman reminds me SO much of my teacher, Mrs Clark if you ever see this... you are the best teacher anyone can ask for. Thank you so much Miss

  • @pleasantlydrifting6663
    @pleasantlydrifting6663 5 років тому +1532

    Guy: "It wasn't my child then!"
    Girl: "What do you mean? It's been your child since conception!"
    Guy: confused still

    • @yesterdayitrained
      @yesterdayitrained 5 років тому +41

      OMG - how does someone’s brain work that they could even say this? It’s not your child until the paternity test, after that, now it’s your child. Holy f***

    • @mfenjoyer9678
      @mfenjoyer9678 5 років тому +14

      @@emilywilliams3331 shut the fuck up.

    • @RiderofGary
      @RiderofGary 5 років тому +16

      honestly i think in his brain he was trying to say "but i didnt know it was my child since conception" but his dumbass and smart mouth kicked in

    • @RiderofGary
      @RiderofGary 5 років тому +7

      @@emilywilliams3331 erm...okay...not sure where that came from but aight

    • @DEAN_23
      @DEAN_23 5 років тому +4

      People be ignant....

  • @taliilagipuaauli
    @taliilagipuaauli 5 років тому +4483

    “Idk who’s teachin you”
    “I’m teachin him”
    And you proud of it lady?😂💀 faackkk outta here😂💯

    • @sharonjackson268
      @sharonjackson268 5 років тому +40

      Ole ignorant heffa mammy.

    • @willowharper6634
      @willowharper6634 5 років тому +52

      @Tusumia every state knows yes ma'am and yes sir. Also yes sir and no sir. It's called respect

    • @ItsAllLove4Real
      @ItsAllLove4Real 5 років тому +3

      Tali'ilagi Vasega Honeyyyyyy🙌🏾🤣😂

    • @ItsAllLove4Real
      @ItsAllLove4Real 5 років тому +26

      Tusumia Court decorum is the same, how addressed her was actually very DISRESPECTFUL in any courtroom...She was just being nice about it, but the honorable Judge Judy would've thrown him out AFTER skinning him alive and the illustrious Judge Greg Mathis would've went all the way OFF on that mother...Respect is an across the board understanding during legal proceedings PERIOD.

    • @weirdbutawesome8703
      @weirdbutawesome8703 5 років тому +15

      Tusumia get some sense in your head, i have never met a person who did not know yes/no ma’am/sir🙄🙄🙄

  • @subscriberswithvideos-ru8rz
    @subscriberswithvideos-ru8rz 5 років тому +6494

    homeboy at 1:04 looks like the ginger version of onision

  • @gyrthez246
    @gyrthez246 2 роки тому +4

    "It's my child now, but it wasn't then"
    Then who the heck else helped to create it..?

  • @person-yn1tu
    @person-yn1tu 4 роки тому +1714

    0:38 the girl in the background looks like she is thinking "preach"😂

  • @syrenxo
    @syrenxo 4 роки тому +9839

    “She slept around with everyone in our neighborhood“
    “If that was true I would’ve slept with her husband because HE wanted me too” 💀 😭 & I Oop

    • @TheBlankInk
      @TheBlankInk 3 роки тому +171

      Got rekt😅😅😅

    • @acidique1215
      @acidique1215 3 роки тому +67

      Effing menace 😭😭

    • @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916
      @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916 3 роки тому +95

      @Maisie Daisy* rekt

    • @suzykibui6171
      @suzykibui6171 3 роки тому +25

      The shaaaaade

    • @pirikipiriki7809
      @pirikipiriki7809 3 роки тому +30

      I was embarrassed for her. Like miss girl, if a married man want to sleep with u, it don't mean you better than his wife. He just feels insecure and feels that his wife is out if his league, so he settle for someone less to boos his confidence👁️👄👁️

  • @idiotrat2698
    @idiotrat2698 2 роки тому +5

    judge lauren is literally the best, the crowd reactions are great too, it's like a cherry on a sundae

  • @nina-rx9eh
    @nina-rx9eh 5 років тому +1535

    the crowd is clapping like they’re in church lmao

    • @celestematthews3266
      @celestematthews3266 5 років тому +66

      THE JUGDE IS DOING A LOT OF PREACHING

    • @morko5578
      @morko5578 5 років тому +19

      I don't mean to sound rude, and I'm genuinely curious: do Americans clap in church?

    • @celestematthews3266
      @celestematthews3266 5 років тому +14

      @@morko5578 Yes

    • @witcheshazel
      @witcheshazel 5 років тому +3

      @@morko5578Vappula not in any I've been in. .

    • @bigzoerayy
      @bigzoerayy 5 років тому +7

      APOLOGIZE TO DIS WOMAN IN THE NAAAAME OF JESUS

  • @stefanosdelacruz2075
    @stefanosdelacruz2075 4 роки тому +630

    "YOU LOOK CONFUSED PEROIDT"
    Ed sheeran really needs to step up

  • @jesuszelaya7627
    @jesuszelaya7627 5 років тому +707

    When the judge said "im not you're love", I thought the lady was going to say "Yes you are"

  • @jadeedowdy3917
    @jadeedowdy3917 3 роки тому +8

    I love how when she gets angry, she shows how much she loves them babies. 🥰