my favorite paternity court moments 2

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  • @chimp8739
    @chimp8739 4 роки тому +32404

    When the world needed her the most, she vanished, but now she’s back

    • @asunalazio4682
      @asunalazio4682 4 роки тому +247

      ATLA reference

    • @BiG-JuPO1O1
      @BiG-JuPO1O1 4 роки тому +284

      I believe she can save the world

    • @Flikanik
      @Flikanik 4 роки тому +88

      My dumb ass read the last part something else

    • @JCaesar71306
      @JCaesar71306 4 роки тому +10

      Rocket Pliance r/woooosh

    • @thomasholland5487
      @thomasholland5487 4 роки тому +69

      I hated that first case with the large woman. The unfortunate gentleman next to her was so caring

  • @cc39923
    @cc39923 4 роки тому +19910

    Mad respect for the judge having to deal with adults acting like children

    • @Hannahsx
      @Hannahsx 4 роки тому +36

      They're there because of her lol. They get paid to be on the show

    • @strudelh
      @strudelh 3 роки тому +289

      @@Hannahsx doesn't make them any less annoying though 💀💀

    • @erin9680
      @erin9680 3 роки тому +13

      @@BlueHat1 what?

    • @jukeswolfy2593
      @jukeswolfy2593 3 роки тому +15

      they think they're on maury

    • @__-fk4jz
      @__-fk4jz 3 роки тому +8

      @@BlueHat1 they're calm?

  • @KartierKen
    @KartierKen 4 роки тому +13619

    “Oh I just caught that..........👁👄👁 and imma leave it alone”

    • @leilamin1780
      @leilamin1780 4 роки тому +770

      I MEAN WHAT DOES ONE SAY IN THAT SITUATION

    • @nadiaamadu7307
      @nadiaamadu7307 4 роки тому +86

      What was the thing? I dont get it

    • @naia1362
      @naia1362 4 роки тому +849

      @@nadiaamadu7307 she was tryna say his cousin baby might be his child

    • @itshk9427
      @itshk9427 4 роки тому +48

      I was dead 😂

    • @nadiaamadu7307
      @nadiaamadu7307 4 роки тому +27

      @@naia1362 Ohhhhh,thanks.

  • @ImmortalGirl
    @ImmortalGirl 4 роки тому +22053

    "Sit down Mr. Brown your name rhythms with clown but you not gon' clown today" I'm wheezing

  • @a_lxander
    @a_lxander 4 роки тому +1769

    this is like civilized jerry springer

    • @zn.mercury3089
      @zn.mercury3089 4 роки тому +20

      Civilized? Lol

    • @p.t.jackson8305
      @p.t.jackson8305 4 роки тому +153

      @@zn.mercury3089
      Compared to Jerry Springer? Yes.

    • @jpinkman._199
      @jpinkman._199 4 роки тому +6

      Love the name and profile picture

    • @hao9508
      @hao9508 3 роки тому +27

      @@zn.mercury3089 jerry springer was insane and dangerous lmao. I watched that as a kid never understood.

    • @mortalia.
      @mortalia. 2 роки тому +6

      eh i'd say *Half* Civilized
      people act a fool but Judge Lauren is still there to shut it down (but still,i do agree with this)

  • @alainer0611
    @alainer0611 4 роки тому +1457

    That woman in the first clip genuinely makes me sick to my stomach. She does not give a damn about that baby. She wasn’t cheering because of her baby she was cheering to rub it into her ex’s (who loved and cared for that child he was led to believe was his best he could) face.

    • @shuou2794
      @shuou2794 3 роки тому +11

      right?

    • @antheiheiant
      @antheiheiant 3 роки тому

      And here you are assuming. You have no idea what he could have done to her.

    • @skellymin
      @skellymin 3 роки тому +103

      @@antheiheiant so your reasoning is he's probably abusive because we don't know he's not. Yikes dude.

    • @matstan3515
      @matstan3515 2 роки тому

      @@antheiheiant Get some psychiatric help

    • @baldgagits2107
      @baldgagits2107 5 місяців тому +41

      ​@@antheiheiant funny cuz you're also assuming lmao

  • @ldwiy3rhbldwi
    @ldwiy3rhbldwi 4 роки тому +7691

    "It's sunlight now, I'ma holla at cha" OH MY GOD--

    • @tierrabutler3577
      @tierrabutler3577 4 роки тому +822

      She left with whatever diginity she had left

    • @Villareal952
      @Villareal952 4 роки тому +484

      Very queen energy but when she walks out there’s some lady like eyeing her and clapping at her while she walks out very passionately. A queen was recognized on that day.

    • @kristoferwilson6593
      @kristoferwilson6593 4 роки тому +134

      they has fighting...over him?!

    • @mohamstaz3618
      @mohamstaz3618 4 роки тому +441

      @@kristoferwilson6593 It's always these beautiful women fighting over these broke ass burnout deadbeats, man. Sad state of affairs.

    • @star-iv9wv
      @star-iv9wv 4 роки тому +9

      ZAMN-

  • @biancamusial8632
    @biancamusial8632 4 роки тому +6425

    This woman could kill a man with the power of her voice. Her energy can cut through glass and cut you down at the psychological level. I love it.

    • @ruthdijkstra5885
      @ruthdijkstra5885 2 роки тому +5

      @@trexcath huh? what does that have to do with anything?

    • @b3lla402
      @b3lla402 2 роки тому +4

      @@trexcath wtf 💀

    • @Havis_Princess
      @Havis_Princess 2 роки тому +6

      She could honestly murder everybody lol

    • @sheyanneapple2367
      @sheyanneapple2367 2 роки тому

      Those men come in there thinking they can talk to her anyway they want and boy does she chin check those mfs

    • @williamernstoff
      @williamernstoff 2 роки тому +2

      Sounds like a female character written by a man

  • @naia1362
    @naia1362 4 роки тому +21429

    Say what you want but Judge Lake’s makeup and hair be SLAYED

    • @alymetz2020
      @alymetz2020 4 роки тому +429

      Always! She looks so good. She’s beautiful

    • @tataliciousdelicious9840
      @tataliciousdelicious9840 4 роки тому +184

      Every episode

    • @naia1362
      @naia1362 4 роки тому +40

      @@alymetz2020 I know !

    • @itshk9427
      @itshk9427 4 роки тому +209

      I still can't believe she's 51

    • @kvg3973
      @kvg3973 4 роки тому +173

      @@itshk9427 She's WHAT?? ARE YOU FR?

  • @catblue4690
    @catblue4690 2 місяці тому +65

    “Oh I just caught that… and imma leave it alone.” Honestly, that’s the best thing to do 😂

  • @niggaimmawoopyoass4153
    @niggaimmawoopyoass4153 4 роки тому +240

    Lady:“The baby looks just like the his cousins last kid”
    Judge:”oh I just got that”

  • @viduruberoi2096
    @viduruberoi2096 4 роки тому +24921

    This woman should've moderated the first Presidential Debate of 2020

    • @alexanderpumpkin3423
      @alexanderpumpkin3423 4 роки тому +1218

      She would’ve never let anyone get away with anything

    • @kanekoquinn
      @kanekoquinn 4 роки тому +746

      HAHAHAHAHAHA DAMN. IMAGINE HER SHUSHIN UP TRUMP

    • @tylervazquez2239
      @tylervazquez2239 4 роки тому +519

      She should’ve been the Presidential Candidate💅🏾😌

    • @scarletpumpernickel8260
      @scarletpumpernickel8260 4 роки тому +224

      @@tylervazquez2239 she wouldve had a mental breakdown from all the shady stuff that happens and I dont want her to go through that

    • @tabithapotts862
      @tabithapotts862 4 роки тому +25

      HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the Best Comment Award goes to..... Vidur Uberoi!

  • @nerdyichu303
    @nerdyichu303 4 роки тому +5208

    “His baby look just like his cousin/son” *smirks*
    “Oh I just caught that”

    • @AimyiiMarie81
      @AimyiiMarie81 4 роки тому +32

      😂😂😂😂

    • @makenalee3101
      @makenalee3101 4 роки тому +303

      And ima leave it alone

    • @laurasaw6933
      @laurasaw6933 3 роки тому +5

      I didn't

    • @citytrees1752
      @citytrees1752 3 роки тому +54

      His cousin's son. But, yah, in fact also his cousin/son.

    • @carolestandiford6362
      @carolestandiford6362 3 роки тому +14

      Thank you for clarifying that I was so confused at it until you typed it like that 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @DanniShelton
    @DanniShelton 4 роки тому +8700

    Do NOT clown around Judge Lauren Lake. PERIOD.

    • @ms.rstake_1211
      @ms.rstake_1211 4 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @atharvachoudhari538
      @atharvachoudhari538 4 роки тому +10

      this chick's hot👀

    • @DanniShelton
      @DanniShelton 4 роки тому +27

      @@atharvachoudhari538 excuse me?

    • @justacomment2740
      @justacomment2740 3 роки тому +4

      @@atharvachoudhari538 It’s just the makeup bud

    • @fantrash5698
      @fantrash5698 3 роки тому +54

      @@justacomment2740 there were plenty of people on the show that was fugly with makeup on, judge Lauren Lake is pretty.

  • @Ateyaaa
    @Ateyaaa 3 роки тому +649

    Mr. Wallace will always be PATERNITY COURT! Period!!!!

  • @saresare798
    @saresare798 4 роки тому +316

    “Your name rhymes with clown but you not gon clown today” period

  • @yourbestbaconpal
    @yourbestbaconpal 4 роки тому +11484

    “This baby looks just like his cousins last son”.....Alabama.

    • @tytybaaby9774
      @tytybaaby9774 4 роки тому +315

      she said cousin slash son not last son .

    • @dalllis__
      @dalllis__ 4 роки тому +9

      no shut up

    • @kalinin._
      @kalinin._ 4 роки тому +51

      yup Alabama is right😂

    • @benjirivoh
      @benjirivoh 4 роки тому +10

      @@dalllis__ alabama

    • @LB0206
      @LB0206 4 роки тому +10

      3:53

  • @midariikishima9842
    @midariikishima9842 4 роки тому +2897

    The audacity that the first woman had cheering because of he wasn’t the father, glad the judge put her in her place

    • @shuou2794
      @shuou2794 3 роки тому +38

      right smh

    • @LuShanna
      @LuShanna 2 роки тому +56

      It's the epitome of ego vs what's best for the child and she should be ashamed. That man wanted to be there for her daughter and was hurt by that she should be lucky ANYONE even wanted to help her out.

    • @Spiritx1992
      @Spiritx1992 2 роки тому +15

      In the full clip, the judge absolutely roasts her. “I’m a single mother with nobody who loves me or my child! What you cheering for?”

    • @mr.dickbutttheog2064
      @mr.dickbutttheog2064 2 роки тому +5

      Exactly, I couldn’t even watch the episode without being ticked off. Poor guy actually thought she was his daughter and even when hit with the truth, he still wanted to be there for her. Then this chick cheers for the fact her daughter will have no father figure

  • @elizabethmartin3831
    @elizabethmartin3831 4 роки тому +250

    That first lady was NOT sorry. She's just upset she got caught.

  • @aurexiia8925
    @aurexiia8925 2 роки тому +52

    5:04 I'M DYING THE WAY HE LAUGHED AND LOOKED OVER AT HER EXPECTING HER TO LAUGH

  • @jacobfeagin8560
    @jacobfeagin8560 4 роки тому +5146

    I love how at 3:02 she had that look like "So we just gonna skip over the fact he slept with his cousin?"

    • @assassintwinat8
      @assassintwinat8 4 роки тому +320

      and then at 3:57 she said "yes we are" xD

    • @AntiSociableWallflower
      @AntiSociableWallflower 4 роки тому +340

      @AprilHibbaJM Because to everyone else not part of your religion, it's freaky.

    • @fagioli7063
      @fagioli7063 4 роки тому +188

      @AprilHibbaJM It's weird to everyone not apart of your religion

    • @fagioli7063
      @fagioli7063 4 роки тому +28

      @AprilHibbaJM Ok

    • @SF-cq3lh
      @SF-cq3lh 4 роки тому +11

      @AprilHibbaJM what religion? Islam?

  • @padmeshpande7128
    @padmeshpande7128 4 роки тому +15152

    Do watch the full Rasmussen episode, the first one. It's heart breaking to watch. The man loved the child so much and drove miles for her birth and after that to spend time with her. He also gave child support money to the lady. His love was genuine but the lady's cheering just filled me with disgust. He literally broke down in tears on hearing the verdict. Not every child has a father to love.

    • @mostpassiveuser8904
      @mostpassiveuser8904 4 роки тому +726

      The birth thing was sad I agree but I would have cheered too and I'm a guy. She told him he was not the father. She told him she doesn't need the money ($50 a week). She's raising the child, feeding her, staying with her, waking up 5 times a night to calm her and all that while obviously having a job because you need more than $50 a week to raise a child. Of course she wouldn't want to give her child to some creep ex-boyfriend for 4 hours to play with every week.

    • @padmeshpande7128
      @padmeshpande7128 4 роки тому +1174

      Yeah, I mean, you seem to have a point, Cheating is wrong, but, he still genuinely loves the girl. And why would he give child support and drove for long distances if he was a bad man. And being an emotional person I gravitated towards the man's side. Watching the clip of him and her daughter's happy moments just melted my heart. My father never did those things with me. So that's where it comes from( which is another different story). Anyway...

    • @memyselfandi7782
      @memyselfandi7782 4 роки тому +544

      I watched and this is what I understand. Why would they deny her a DNA test in the first place, idk. Now under the assumption that the court decided that he is the father, I get why he pays child support and drives to meet the daughter. Everyone has a right to not want someone around their child even if they arent doing any harm. She does have a right to not want someone who is not the childs father involved in childs life FIRST. Then if she trusts him, then he could be allowed to step in. HOWEVER, the baby for some reason has his last name, etc. BEFORE she told him the truth. So, he had every right to be ATTACHED and DEDICATED to that child due to the circumstances. Do I have that right? The guy was lied to for quite some time before he was told by the mother. That is sketchy and this is a MESS. I would say that if he loves her and the court allows, he should still in some way be involved in her daughters life because the bond is already there. He seems like a pretty good if not decent father figure in her life and eventhough he is not her Father, he would be a really good father figure. This is overall about the daughter and if she is the reason he went to work everyday, that doesnt change not that he isnt biologically related.
      Due to her neglagence and lack to recognise the possibility, and the amount of time she took to come forward too much had already been done. Bad timing caused all of this that couldve been far simpler.

    • @itshk9427
      @itshk9427 4 роки тому +206

      Yea I watched it. The dad was crying and it broke my heart. It rly did 😭

    • @call2872
      @call2872 4 роки тому +166

      On the other hand, the man can remove the woman completely from his life since he shared no parental rights. He deserves to be treated better.

  • @leo8812
    @leo8812 4 роки тому +4350

    Oh that first case broke my heart when I watched it 😭😭 that man seemed so excited to have a kid and I cried at his face and the girl’s excitement

    • @mostpassiveuser8904
      @mostpassiveuser8904 4 роки тому +59

      Of course she's excited. She's raising the kid 24 hours a day and he takes her to a restaurant 4 hours a week and acts like he's raising her. All the while he's not even her actual dad and is kind of a creep.

    • @Ricokenyy
      @Ricokenyy 4 роки тому +365

      @@mostpassiveuser8904 girl paying 50k for child support, and trying 100 miles to see his child, worked hours to support her, he did way more than the 4 hours a week. He gave her, his last name, he did what a father must. Her ass doesn't even deserve a child.

    • @mostpassiveuser8904
      @mostpassiveuser8904 4 роки тому +18

      @@Ricokenyy he paid $50 a week. Not $50k.

    • @teodora2979
      @teodora2979 4 роки тому +205

      @@mostpassiveuser8904 r u serious? Tell me your joking? I hardly ever grew up with my father around. He would say he would come pick me up and i would be waiting in a waiting for him to arrive and he would never show up. You obviously dont know the feeling of not having a father figure. Psh i wish my dad was that emotional. This guy has been taking care of that kid like it was his own blood. That baby wasnt even his. Plus she had him paying child support. Idk if u know this but child support is ONLY if your father. She would technically own him back his money. Heck my mom got paid like $70 and never complained the only reason the raised it was because the state found out he was working over time. Now i want u to take that $70 and imagine what it could help out on for a child? I had medical problems as well and still do. Medical fees r NOT cheap

    • @mostpassiveuser8904
      @mostpassiveuser8904 4 роки тому +18

      @@teodora2979 $50 a week? That doesn't help whatsoever. You have to have some sense of scale here. $50 is nothing. The Mom is spending a ton more money for her kid. Taking care of a kid 24/7 is the real hard work. Sacrificing your own happiness, time and career is the real hard work. The father is doing none of that. You'll understand that when you have children of your own. He just comes in 4 hours a week and pays $50 like a movie ticket. She can easily do without the $50 and the hassle of taking her daughter to meet this guy who she knows is not the father but he won't accept it.

  • @sallykabakeita4229
    @sallykabakeita4229 3 роки тому +80

    The judge’s facial expressions are everything😂

  • @TROOPERfarcry
    @TROOPERfarcry 4 роки тому +130

    This Judge is one of those types of people where you can see the quick-wit and intelligence right in their face. And then, bafflingly, some people fail to pick up on it... but it's like a Billboard. I bet you can smell competence in the air a good four seconds before she rounds the corner.

  • @SomePerson_Online
    @SomePerson_Online 4 роки тому +4352

    67?
    Bout 6 or 7
    I said ‘wait a min now’
    😭

    • @cedricharris7391
      @cedricharris7391 4 роки тому +175

      The dude in the background at 2:35 was like “Oh My GAHD 👁👄👁”

    • @t.a.l.169
      @t.a.l.169 4 роки тому +66

      I was like 67? I was about to say DAMN she ain't got no walls left 😂😂😂😂

    • @unknownplayer7667
      @unknownplayer7667 3 роки тому +5

      same

    • @kristinwhite4472
      @kristinwhite4472 3 роки тому +4

      Right!

    • @cococrooks2638
      @cococrooks2638 3 роки тому +4

      I DIEEEDDDDTTTTTTTT 😭😂😂💀

  • @TheLadyKiel
    @TheLadyKiel 4 роки тому +8852

    The fact that the cop said be respectful 😭

    • @yassineszn17
      @yassineszn17 4 роки тому +697

      The cop looks like he kicks ass

    • @maggot0746
      @maggot0746 4 роки тому +405

      @@yassineszn17 i would let him kick my ass

    • @fanis1414
      @fanis1414 4 роки тому +60

      Why is that funny?

    • @paranoid__sleep
      @paranoid__sleep 4 роки тому +79

      @@maggot0746 lmaooo

    • @lillyc9283
      @lillyc9283 4 роки тому +227

      Not sure if you meant it the way I read it, but we all have to remember that not all cops are disrespectful.

  • @NancyGonzalez-kv5mm
    @NancyGonzalez-kv5mm 4 роки тому +4672

    The woman that jumped up and down when the man was not the father does not love her child. This child had a man that would drive to see her religiously and she took that away from her child for her own selfishness. She will take away the only father she knows and leave her without a father. Pure evil.

    • @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594
      @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594 4 роки тому +303

      Yeah she’s so consumed by her selfishness that she cannot see how she hurts her child

    • @imane5819
      @imane5819 3 роки тому +118

      Honestly, the pure selfishness is esp from her hoing around and actually getting pregnant with someone irresponsible enough to dump her with that child.
      What a dimwit.
      Good on him he wont have to waste years of his life supporting and raising a child that isnt his.
      🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594
      @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594 3 роки тому +140

      @@imane5819 No it sucks tho, cause he’s already attached to that child mentally, and no he can’t raise her

    • @imane5819
      @imane5819 3 роки тому +23

      @@bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594 u making a point tbh. I thought of it too, what a P.O.S mom tbh

    • @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594
      @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594 3 роки тому +11

      @@imane5819 Yeah Shes bad

  • @TheTurtleRage
    @TheTurtleRage 4 роки тому +57

    The laughing at 5:16 had me ROLLING. 😂😭

  • @shanerenfrow3275
    @shanerenfrow3275 2 місяці тому +12

    “Sunlight, baby.” She ate that BADLY

  • @leilitaa_
    @leilitaa_ 4 роки тому +1049

    the first one: the fact that the security guard said “please be respectful.” ridiculous

    • @sunflowerr4808
      @sunflowerr4808 4 роки тому +59

      His name is also G E R O M E

    • @leilitaa_
      @leilitaa_ 4 роки тому +8

      @@trexcath frfr ridiculous 🙄😒

    • @coal1818
      @coal1818 4 роки тому +2

      @@sunflowerr4808 i dont like making fun of names but G E R O M E

    • @pommestrudel
      @pommestrudel 4 роки тому +20

      @@coal1818 nothing to make fun of, jerome's a beautiful name in my opinion

    • @alainer0611
      @alainer0611 4 роки тому +32

      Yeah I’d be pretty ticked off to if I just saw a woman rubbing it in her ex’s face that the child he was lead to believe was his, whom he also loved, was never his. (Coming from a child of departed parents, who’s mother was also very selfish ^^)

  • @neosmil8981
    @neosmil8981 4 роки тому +26616

    The judge is a very pretty lady.

    • @goldenriver7315
      @goldenriver7315 4 роки тому +1451

      She's 50 and still beautiful

    • @neosmil8981
      @neosmil8981 4 роки тому +347

      @@goldenriver7315 Facts

    • @chels2cool32
      @chels2cool32 4 роки тому +1557

      @@goldenriver7315 SHES 50?! I THOUGHT SHE WAS 32??!!

    • @goldenriver7315
      @goldenriver7315 4 роки тому +395

      @@chels2cool32 nope she's like 51 now

    • @buggiyuh
      @buggiyuh 4 роки тому +627

      @@goldenriver7315 black don't crack purrd

  • @Fallenemiko
    @Fallenemiko 4 роки тому +925

    “Be respectful” at the beginning, like this isn’t basically reality tv

    • @cocob0l0
      @cocob0l0 3 роки тому +24

      @Gemma Dann A good feeling of taking away the only father that child will have.

    • @cocob0l0
      @cocob0l0 3 роки тому +37

      @Gemma Dann He started crying when it was found that he wasn’t the dad and he clearly wanted to be involved so I think he’s kind of traumatised for life. That child is going to grow up knowing that her biological dad never wanted anything to do with her. No other guy she dates is going to stick around for long because they won’t wanna take care of her kid. You’d think you’d want to have at least some sort of father figure for your child.

    • @ThePomeranianPrince
      @ThePomeranianPrince 3 роки тому +22

      Honestly what redeems it is how Judge Laura just chews her ass out for it. AND she reminds her that the alternative was a father who didn’t care.

    • @TanyaBronnar
      @TanyaBronnar 3 роки тому

      😭😭😭😭

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 роки тому

      @Gemma Dann that would be a chosen path. In this case, the alternative really is just a guy who screwed her an doesn’t care. Meanwhile taking the kid away from the person who already had an emotional connection. It really is a sad situation for the kid and the guy

  • @sophiaisabelle027
    @sophiaisabelle027 2 роки тому +8

    I already lost it in the first half. This compilation is everything. This show is just crazy for the most part, but we’re definitely not complaining about that.

  • @princessrae1482
    @princessrae1482 3 роки тому +20

    @0:23 I've never seen someone be so happy for a single mother

  • @kiaraalexis4186
    @kiaraalexis4186 4 роки тому +1738

    I was so sick of Mr. Wallace and his sister wives

    • @amygallant6700
      @amygallant6700 4 роки тому +115

      He was on Maury multiple times as well.

    • @kiaraalexis4186
      @kiaraalexis4186 4 роки тому +16

      @@amygallant6700 yessss lol I seen those too

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 4 роки тому +69

      Worse than a goddamn wild tom cat

    • @mominor6913
      @mominor6913 4 роки тому +9

      He us horrible he serms feminine at attrsctive at all.

    • @curlylion725
      @curlylion725 4 роки тому +19

      Ugly af too

  • @SwitchSilver
    @SwitchSilver 4 роки тому +8791

    The cousin thing was WILD. Just no shame, admitting this to a judge. Holy shit.
    Edit 2: Six months later and this comments section is still popping. If you want to go for a consensual roll in the hay with your hot cousin, fine. Just make sure your uncle can’t fight.
    Edit: apparently what I said was controversial. There was also a yee-haw marriage in my family, although my grandma protested by saying to the usher : “don’t ask me what side of the church I’m sitting on.”

    • @shioriryukaze
      @shioriryukaze 4 роки тому +358

      Just...shocked the whole time..

    • @judethaddeus9856
      @judethaddeus9856 4 роки тому +66

      Why wouldn’t he admit it, should he have lied in court?

    • @SwitchSilver
      @SwitchSilver 4 роки тому +765

      @@judethaddeus9856 there is a MAJOR difference between committing perjury and volunteering a waterfall of information that the judge didn’t ask you. This is why any lawyer tells you to keep your mouth shut.

    • @CAMBSLC
      @CAMBSLC 4 роки тому +594

      His instant reply, without hesitation was... "But that was before her" no consciousness of any other wrong doing, like incest.

    • @shioriryukaze
      @shioriryukaze 4 роки тому +64

      @@CAMBSLC eww🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

  • @lvjonjon215
    @lvjonjon215 4 роки тому +2800

    Looks like his Cousin/Son 💀💀💀

    • @kush225
      @kush225 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Pupp377
      @Pupp377 4 роки тому +6

      This is a total SHA moment 🤣

    • @nourmallysalty
      @nourmallysalty 3 роки тому +14

      and imma leave it alone 😟

    • @MoonMoon-fx1op
      @MoonMoon-fx1op 3 роки тому +3

      "Mmm" 😂

    • @Kari_Michele
      @Kari_Michele 3 роки тому +3

      Yea, I was like….- did she just say… 👀 💀

  • @phillysteak-t5v
    @phillysteak-t5v 3 роки тому +23

    “Well, Sunlight time baby”
    ✨👑QUEEN👑✨

  • @_my_life
    @_my_life 3 роки тому +83

    6:17 I really thought he was about to die yelling at her

    • @softonsoftie4581
      @softonsoftie4581 3 роки тому +8

      I know right i thought he was a dead man walking

  • @johannasuarez2728
    @johannasuarez2728 4 роки тому +661

    The reactions of the people in the background during the cousin one are hilarious

    • @katherinegriffin
      @katherinegriffin 2 роки тому +10

      the girl behind her's mouth dropping 😭😭

  • @kubrayoldas4595
    @kubrayoldas4595 4 роки тому +307

    "I just caught that... and Imma leave it alone,"

  • @joedope9726
    @joedope9726 4 роки тому +352

    0:16
    She thought this was the Maury Show😂😂

  • @ashleetyler429
    @ashleetyler429 3 роки тому +3

    " ok sit down mr brown..your name RYHMES with CLOWN but we're not going to clown here today

  • @speedyloka2349
    @speedyloka2349 4 роки тому +12

    She’s so powerful i’m obsessed with her!!

  • @843_noah2
    @843_noah2 4 роки тому +1287

    If your seeing this have a good night and god bless you

  • @TeamLegacyFTW
    @TeamLegacyFTW 4 роки тому +514

    In the future these kids will grow up to see their parents acting like idiots over custody online😔

  • @david.sthilaire
    @david.sthilaire 4 роки тому +233

    That blonde lady falling asleep on herself at 4:40 is me in math class

  • @NOTHEOTHERGUY
    @NOTHEOTHERGUY 4 роки тому +450

    The audience on this show is annoying.

    • @Coochieeater3000
      @Coochieeater3000 4 роки тому +79

      Chile have you seen maurys?

    • @m.c.r4997
      @m.c.r4997 4 роки тому +67

      @@Coochieeater3000 true, maurys is literally a kindergarden filled with 5 years old screaming

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 4 роки тому +14

      @@m.c.r4997 legit, they scream when the “dad” say the kid ain’t his, and they cheer when it really isn’t

    • @m.c.r4997
      @m.c.r4997 4 роки тому +5

      @@MEDSZ13.08 yas, like make your goddamn mind people

    • @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199
      @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199 4 роки тому +6

      There're more alive then judge Judy's

  • @FBI-ob5eo
    @FBI-ob5eo 3 роки тому +5

    The security guard at the start just like “be respectful 🧍🏼‍♂️”

  • @ImAnimeFreak09
    @ImAnimeFreak09 4 роки тому +381

    That first case, it broke my heart that that man, who loves that little girl like his own child, had to find out that she wasn’t his. The mother should be ashamed of herself for acting like a fool and breaking the heart of that poor man.

    • @flamelily2086
      @flamelily2086 4 роки тому +28

      I saw that episode, I was disgusted with the way that woman gave a victory whoop when it was confirmed the man was not the father. He was so broken because he loved that little girl and all the mother could do was gloat.

    • @alainer0611
      @alainer0611 4 роки тому +21

      As someone who is a child of separation, whose mother also used to try to make my father take on all the hard stuff, from child support, to less custody, to even trying to get him charged for assault when she’s the one who hit him for trying to stop her from literally taking us from his home in the middle of the night, watching that woman rub it into his face was so disgusting. Like I genuinely felt rage watching that because at one point in time I was the little girl in a slightly similar situation, and my father could’ve been just as heartbroken as that man

  • @Nick-jc4kg
    @Nick-jc4kg 4 роки тому +487

    my worst fear: a pretty and angry lady

  • @jaylensmith6308
    @jaylensmith6308 4 роки тому +379

    1:30 she DEADASS walked out the court 💀

    • @shuou2794
      @shuou2794 3 роки тому +6

      as she should purr

  • @sheisbrit17
    @sheisbrit17 3 роки тому +11

    When sis said "Well, sunlight time baby, I'll holler," I creased.😂💀

  • @sinfulshoulder
    @sinfulshoulder 20 днів тому +4

    2:35 the man in the back i’m crying

  • @rockybeegaming
    @rockybeegaming 4 роки тому +583

    YEEEEESSS I loved your first vid from this show

  • @bakedowls299
    @bakedowls299 4 роки тому +83

    2:22 That lady just randomly emerges from behind her with the best face, I love it.

  • @mrcheese8597
    @mrcheese8597 4 роки тому +263

    S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A

  • @dominiquee901
    @dominiquee901 4 роки тому +3

    Paternity court compilations are all I’ve ever wanted

  • @Seonynx
    @Seonynx 2 роки тому +4

    2:04 That girl in the background couldn’t hold her laugh💀

  • @absolutelynothing6455
    @absolutelynothing6455 4 роки тому +59

    1:31 "well, sunlight time baby"
    She's chill in the outside outside man.

  • @noahsaocmsandtvshws9340
    @noahsaocmsandtvshws9340 4 роки тому +279

    I feel bad for Mr. Rasmussen. He took care for that child, & when the judge said you are not the father, the plaintiffs cheered, & Mr. Rasmussen cried. 😭😭😭😢😢😢😥😥😥.

  • @nebulawings
    @nebulawings 4 роки тому +120

    The first episode shown in this video is the only episode of Paternity Court I've ever watched, and it genuinely broke my heart at the ending.

  • @sherina4185
    @sherina4185 3 роки тому +3

    4:14
    ‘k sit down mr brown , w-w-we know your name rhymes with clown but you not gon clown today’
    😭😭😭

  • @myfriendisaac
    @myfriendisaac 3 роки тому +11

    2:59 *EVERYONE’S* reaction is funny 😭🤣

  • @nehaadiga13
    @nehaadiga13 4 роки тому +85

    "Sit down Mr.Brown you're name rhymes with clown but you not gon' clown today" I died😂😂😂🤣

  • @EmptyMelodies
    @EmptyMelodies 4 роки тому +86

    I feel bad for Jerome. My man is a lone soldier up there lol.

  • @fashionfirst_
    @fashionfirst_ 4 роки тому +133

    Honestly Jerome that security guard guy does not get paid enough to be dealing with these people.

  • @blazaybla22
    @blazaybla22 3 роки тому +4

    This judge and Steve Wilkos are the only people in this genre I can really rock with. They don’t just exploit their guests or their children, they don’t stand for Jerry/Maury clownery and they always put the children first.

  • @queenkendyl
    @queenkendyl 3 роки тому

    One of the few channels that actually plays out the whole scenes. For that I’m forever grateful 😭💜

  • @deceitfulmat2411
    @deceitfulmat2411 4 роки тому +106

    Someone give the first kid a hug she looks like shes holding back bucket loads of tears 😔

  • @Rima42659
    @Rima42659 4 роки тому +64

    I WAS WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR A WHOLE YEAR LMAOO THANK YOU

  • @seopez3327
    @seopez3327 4 роки тому +72

    Well buckle up boys. We're for a long one with this playlist.

  • @carleemcdonald7214
    @carleemcdonald7214 3 роки тому +5

    1:58 “sitzle this day”😩😩🤣

  • @Hellowyellow5566
    @Hellowyellow5566 3 роки тому +3

    Ok but the audience reaction at 2:58 tho, especially woman in the back and eyebrows man lmao

  • @marcusmiller948
    @marcusmiller948 4 роки тому +46

    2:45 when the woman said “I know that’s funny” 😂😂

  • @1thousandteeth
    @1thousandteeth 4 роки тому +16

    the judge literally slays my life i love her

  • @harleyward5710
    @harleyward5710 4 роки тому +76

    She doesn’t age but Jerome does 😭

  • @crimsondawn333
    @crimsondawn333 3 роки тому +4

    0:31 this is my favorite part the fact that she is happy that her baby daddy dosent want anything to do with her kid

  • @Kiyah180
    @Kiyah180 4 роки тому +46

    The first chick thought she was on Jerry Springer.

  • @juliakusik2999
    @juliakusik2999 4 роки тому +49

    3:08 the people in the background like 😳 “he said what now?” PFFRR

  • @IKKclauKR
    @IKKclauKR 4 роки тому +17

    This judge is one of the most amazing persons ever!!! She's up to call bs and nonsense immediately!!

  • @porrimmaryam101
    @porrimmaryam101 4 роки тому +17

    The woman's face in the back at 2:23 was priceless.

  • @tank27_56
    @tank27_56 3 роки тому +3

    “You got a lot of nerve because the alternative didn’t want nothing to do with you, or ya child” *GAWT DDAYUMM*

  • @thoyanda
    @thoyanda Рік тому +1

    "see what i have to go through, judge" 😂

  • @sheylapelaez9054
    @sheylapelaez9054 4 роки тому +25

    3:58 “chile... anyways” energy

  • @Andyp12
    @Andyp12 4 роки тому +11

    The advert before this was for a Clear Blue pregnancy test, wonderful.

  • @LB0206
    @LB0206 4 роки тому +1153

    Coming from someone who is both aromantic AND asexual, this really is beyond ludicrous...

    • @imhappy7632
      @imhappy7632 4 роки тому +52

      Think its like that for everyone, then again I'm aro too.

    • @LB0206
      @LB0206 4 роки тому +8

      @@imhappy7632 Obviously, but I meant ESPECIALLY then, I feel like

    • @imperialmoth2468
      @imperialmoth2468 4 роки тому +64

      If its helpful it's like a circus for everyone

    • @kraytas9762
      @kraytas9762 4 роки тому +6

      Its a tv show

    • @shadowwolfcat13
      @shadowwolfcat13 4 роки тому +7

      It kind of is, though. The cases are somewhat real with flavour added to them, if I remember correctly.

  • @warriorbloodtvtv
    @warriorbloodtvtv 2 роки тому +1

    “Your name rhymes with clown, but you not gon clown today” 😂

  • @alwaysluhanniee
    @alwaysluhanniee 4 роки тому +2

    “WOAH 😦...this is a photo of your genitalia” BAHAHAHAH IM DONE.

  • @lilacthorn4333
    @lilacthorn4333 4 роки тому +12

    The judges blink and the way her eyes flasjed over to the cousin guy jas me rolling

  • @iamwasd3530
    @iamwasd3530 4 роки тому +10

    0:17 judge really said “calm down, this isn’t Maury”

  • @elizabethjones1212
    @elizabethjones1212 4 роки тому +42

    5:30 That man had to think QUICK to not get hit by that door

  • @exzid
    @exzid 2 роки тому +1

    2:18 the asian lady in the back 😭😭😭
    Ive seen her multiple times in different clips and she makes it sooo much better lol

  • @venusinvoyage
    @venusinvoyage Рік тому +3

    “His baby looks just like his cousin/son.”
    excuse me?? 😭

  • @zenosama6576
    @zenosama6576 4 роки тому +32

    “I’ll haller atcha”

  • @teneishahay4938
    @teneishahay4938 4 роки тому +5

    I remember watching the video of the first clip. I was soooo outraged and what the judge said was GOLD! The mother and grandmother were the only ones celebrating. The rest of the courtroom was dead silent when the judge reads the results

  • @abby8399
    @abby8399 4 роки тому +21

    YESS SHES BACK ILY

  • @jheanie6812
    @jheanie6812 3 роки тому +3

    Y'all ever be so immersed in watching drama unfold that a comment so unexpected, so *RAW* , causes an unconscious jerk ? The lady in the brown suit at 0:48 FELT THAT.

  • @lunamare8062
    @lunamare8062 3 роки тому +2

    I usually don’t watch things like this but I love her honesty 🖤