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  • @CoolAsFreya
    @CoolAsFreya 8 років тому +2092

    Love how this video will keep being popular every 4 years

    • @gaspuridfk6258
      @gaspuridfk6258 6 років тому +4

      Yeah 2018

    • @AravindKarthigeyan
      @AravindKarthigeyan 6 років тому +2

      CoolAsFreya Every two years

    • @grinmace4834
      @grinmace4834 5 років тому +2

      Uh itts 22019 and i get rec this

    • @6920cool
      @6920cool 5 років тому +7

      2020 and it's still good. Wish more comedy was this rather than either Trump-bashing or Democrat hating.

    • @calmclinomania
      @calmclinomania 5 років тому +1

      Yeah

  • @notthat8163
    @notthat8163 8 років тому +5028

    they should remake this for this year, it'd be a shitshow.

  • @Heptoid
    @Heptoid 8 років тому +1038

    Man, I lost it at the Libertarian part XD
    "Oh, lookey here, a lass lad who can't make up his bean!"

    • @spetzo1212
      @spetzo1212 6 років тому +8

      Honestly the whig party is best part

    • @shawne02
      @shawne02 5 років тому +2

      NAzi

    • @irondolphin9387
      @irondolphin9387 5 років тому +6

      sly nation I think you misread. He said the libertarian party, not the Democratic Party.

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 4 роки тому +4

      Heptoid *lost

    • @mitchellthornton3745
      @mitchellthornton3745 4 роки тому +3

      God But Better honestly better at campaigning than most LP candidates

  • @jesemery2069
    @jesemery2069 5 років тому +4503

    I can't believe CollegeHumor predicted Jreg

    • @frocco7125
      @frocco7125 5 років тому +205

      EVERY EXTREME!

    • @assasin377
      @assasin377 5 років тому +183

      DOWN WITH THE CENTRISTS!

    • @ThatOneRandomSteve
      @ThatOneRandomSteve 5 років тому +143

      Guys, guys, Centrist here. All of this extremism is causing great fear.

    • @RyanStaben
      @RyanStaben 5 років тому +60

      Zenhotta “ooh ooh ah ah!” I hear him! It’s ape political

    • @vloh3097
      @vloh3097 5 років тому +35

      Burn the fence down...

  • @JohnSmith-nj9qo
    @JohnSmith-nj9qo 8 років тому +2606

    Imagine if they remade this for 2016, the guy would probably commit suicide in the voting booth.

    • @geggoryq
      @geggoryq 8 років тому +8

      John Smith true

    • @orangekangaroo3614
      @orangekangaroo3614 7 років тому +30

      Smooth Jazz Fox News is the only unbiased news network, or did we all forget the time CNN blackmailed a 15 year old boy for making a MEME

    • @EpicnessGaming1
      @EpicnessGaming1 7 років тому +2

      “Orange Kangaroo” vs. “Kaija Schmauss”: FIGHT!!!

    • @MarcusofMenace
      @MarcusofMenace 6 років тому +2

      Brazoria 05 wouldn't have that been the Nazi party? Or at least hillary since she hated Russias guts like Hitler and she wanted to put a no fly zone in place causing ww3

    • @bastobasto4866
      @bastobasto4866 6 років тому +40

      @@orangekangaroo3614 There are more new network than CNN and Fox, they are both biased, but Fox's biasage is ignored because muh republican

  • @somethingsock6707
    @somethingsock6707 8 років тому +2770

    How about the birthday party

    • @factahhh
      @factahhh 8 років тому +74

      I prefer the Bachelor party.

    • @ferdinandmadsen5621
      @ferdinandmadsen5621 8 років тому +14

      chokwits yum If its because of The Tea Party, it actually Exists then Dude...

    • @johnerikson7094
      @johnerikson7094 8 років тому +9

      XMG what about the Christmas party?

    • @vacatiolibertas
      @vacatiolibertas 7 років тому +6

      Someone should've boycotted the election by making these parties.

    • @lukedetering4490
      @lukedetering4490 7 років тому +10

      disstrackwriter Join the Party Party. All your party without the horrible politics

  • @MissingUTAH911
    @MissingUTAH911 9 років тому +609

    So, for all I know, the guy in the voting booth to my right could vote Nazi?

    • @robotictoast65
      @robotictoast65 9 років тому +33

      +MissingUTAH He's not going to if he is smart. The Nazis could never win an election, and could never say elected due to foreign pressure.

    • @elmobarrethawk3566
      @elmobarrethawk3566 9 років тому +14

      +Melon Lord if they were elected they would stay elected for that term congress can only impeach if they do things they arent allowed to such as declare war or change laws with out congress

    • @robotictoast65
      @robotictoast65 9 років тому +25

      Garrett MAGISTER Well, if the fascist revolutions in Europe were to teach anything, if the Nazis had enough support, they would not need to listen to congress and just enforce martial law.

    • @robotictoast65
      @robotictoast65 8 років тому +16

      AiNaKa No. Get your head out of your ass. I get it, it is hilarious to use Trump's bigotry to compare him to Hitler, but to take that comparison seriously is just stupid. People just revel in being surrounded by people who agree with them just because they say "Trump is like Hitler" or "Trump will make America great again". In fact, I would call 90% of Americans because 90% of them (exaggerated figure) do not vote because people don't like making logical conclusions or using common sense anymore. Trump will never be as bad as Hitler, Trump is not the second coming of Jesus.
      This is the worst part of democracy. People have to take the voice of a moron as "intellectual" as a vote to decide who will be the next leader of America, a leader who already will have little to no power while in office.

    • @AiNaKa
      @AiNaKa 8 років тому +6

      Melon Lord I never said trump was like Hitler, they're nothing alike. but trump just seems like a real big idiot.... and super racist.
      atleast from the quotes i've heard because I'm not so much in to politics

  • @jaws1754
    @jaws1754 4 роки тому +73

    Belive it or not when I was a kid, this is how I learned about voting parties. And in highschool when I was learning them, I couldn't think of anything but this video.

  • @parozonebleachtheforsakend9040
    @parozonebleachtheforsakend9040 8 років тому +395

    I voted Bull Moose.

    • @Joesolo13
      @Joesolo13 8 років тому +67

      I would vote for Teddy in a second. A, because he's Theodore Goddamn Roosevelt, B, Because HE'S THEODORE GODDAMN ROOSEVELT, and we could really use some trust busting today.

    • @Meirstein
      @Meirstein 8 років тому +13

      I voted Whig (which yes, is actually a thing)

    • @blackeye575
      @blackeye575 8 років тому +8

      Joesolo13 that man would save the nation

    • @AmerikaKraut
      @AmerikaKraut 6 років тому +9

      He took a shot at that chest He never stops to The end of the speech

    • @mejhdhhicbfshihids652
      @mejhdhhicbfshihids652 5 років тому +9

      Bully to you. All of you

  • @willstonebridge7612
    @willstonebridge7612 8 років тому +808

    BROTHERS VHY DO VEE FIGHT? ONLY UNITED CAN VEE BE STRONG. Like ivan drago in Rocky IV!

    • @lukedetering4490
      @lukedetering4490 8 років тому +5

      zh11147 I'm sorry guys I'm just a little overwhelmed right now.

    • @billyoof9
      @billyoof9 7 років тому +1

      Its a Z not a v

    • @zanaahmed2211
      @zanaahmed2211 6 років тому +12

      Didn’t he lose in the end

    • @2ndairborneguy790
      @2ndairborneguy790 6 років тому +1

      Didn't he lose in the end?

    • @OddityOdds
      @OddityOdds 6 років тому +1

      Lol i read this comment AS that happened in the vid! I read alomg with it lol

  • @awesomefo
    @awesomefo 6 років тому +314

    Whatever, I'm still waiting for the Federalist party to emerge

    • @sharkyjeff1055
      @sharkyjeff1055 5 років тому +9

      Idk after the Hartford Convention idk if they'll make a recovery

    • @Mintbeef
      @Mintbeef 4 роки тому +1

      The federation shall defeat the senate and american will truly be free

    • @AliBabaGyro
      @AliBabaGyro 4 роки тому

      @Poe Dameron OI STOP IT! THE SEQUELS WERE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

    • @Idk649GBds
      @Idk649GBds 4 роки тому

      @Poe Dameron Be gone, subjectivist

    • @jamesrosewell9081
      @jamesrosewell9081 3 роки тому

      YES.

  • @aliasfakename8076
    @aliasfakename8076 5 років тому +191

    "Im RC cola, im linux. Youve tried the best, now try legalized prostitution." Kills me

  • @tateoien871
    @tateoien871 9 років тому +94

    "Think about how much it'll piss off your parents" killed me! XD

  • @eight216
    @eight216 8 років тому +215

    "I'm gonna go home and get informed before i vote"
    No you're fucking not.

  • @iowaclass5657
    @iowaclass5657 4 роки тому +34

    “You posted that picture of Obama wearing sunglasses on Tumblr! Tumblr! Does that mean nothing?”
    I mean, it’s Tumblr, so kinda...

  • @sirchubbles4246
    @sirchubbles4246 8 років тому +524

    I choose Mario party

    • @lukedetering4490
      @lukedetering4490 7 років тому +8

      Sir chubbles Party slogan: If you hate your friends vote this party

    • @tea-sus8722
      @tea-sus8722 5 років тому +2

      @@lukedetering4490 "A vote for us is a vote for civil war" XD

    • @theshockerpit7274
      @theshockerpit7274 5 років тому +2

      Sir chubbles I choose green party because unlike the Mario party the green party won’t destroy multiple turtles

    • @jestersareawesome4332
      @jestersareawesome4332 4 роки тому +2

      And I choose the Luigi Party... wait

    • @theshockerpit7274
      @theshockerpit7274 3 роки тому +1

      @@jestersareawesome4332 oh how would you be able to stand that tall fascist man

  • @RainbowPowerRangerX
    @RainbowPowerRangerX 9 років тому +452

    Well, let's bust some trusts!

    • @leosaffron222
      @leosaffron222 9 років тому +25

      Down with jacksonianism!

    • @justriyo5476
      @justriyo5476 9 років тому +8

      Jacksonian Democracy wasn't THAT bad..... it was better than what we have today.

    • @captainhwdie2888
      @captainhwdie2888 9 років тому +6

      Oh god, who woke them up!

    • @glide08sMovies
      @glide08sMovies 8 років тому

      5 November 2019, In ISrael:
      Likud: Labor's dying Soooo........ The Prime Minister's Office is Mine. *For the rest of Eternity*

    • @Felix-yv5ce
      @Felix-yv5ce 8 років тому +1

      Whose watching this in 2016

  • @DrdrGames
    @DrdrGames 9 років тому +1439

    The nazi said "Would you kindly." Trying to figure out if that was an intentional reference to bioshock.

    • @BishBoshBundle
      @BishBoshBundle 9 років тому +53

      +Dylan Palmer
      A man chooses, a slave obeys.

    • @Joe-pi9bx
      @Joe-pi9bx 9 років тому +21

      In the US system it is more like money chooses the voter obeys.

    • @brandogg974
      @brandogg974 9 років тому +19

      +Dylan Palmer You know bioshock's rapture was based on libertarian beliefs right?

    • @DrdrGames
      @DrdrGames 9 років тому +3

      +Morality Man I never said anything about nazis running rapture, just that the nazi said a famous quote from Bioshock...

    • @CatMaster90001
      @CatMaster90001 9 років тому +8

      +Morality Man Bullshit. Rapture is based on Ayn Rand's pseudo-philosophy of objectivism, a concept literally worshipped by right-wing extremists, as well as frowned upon by real Libertarians.

  • @Newbturgangur865
    @Newbturgangur865 10 років тому +132

    I love how the nazi party uses a steryotypical gay voice and the Tea Party is so accurately represented

    • @7XHARDER
      @7XHARDER 2 роки тому

      This aged extremely fine

  • @ora3678
    @ora3678 6 років тому +288

    Republican said “is that marijuana i smell?”
    how does she know it’s marijuana

    • @arminhillman7956
      @arminhillman7956 5 років тому +20

      I'm told that marijuana has a particular smell.

    • @GalenNight
      @GalenNight 5 років тому +16

      ora it’s not a hard smell to recognize. Think skunk

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 5 років тому +10

      Ah, I see you haven't gonne to college or skip time with your friends at school yet

    • @griddy_energy_official
      @griddy_energy_official 4 роки тому +2

      I smelled pot at the Mardi gras in louisiana

    • @RosieSapphireMusic
      @RosieSapphireMusic 4 роки тому +3

      @@GalenNight I guess that means skunk spray will smell like candy to me, cuz I fucking LOOOVE the smell of pot.

  • @MaxBlight
    @MaxBlight 8 років тому +669

    "im not voting 3rd parties because nobody votes 3rd party" lol, logic.

    • @minioop2
      @minioop2 8 років тому +66

      MaxBlight Extremely sound logic too. Go watch cgp grey if you want to know more about how voting third party screws everything up in our current voting system. It's called the spoiler effect.

    • @thehumanoddity
      @thehumanoddity 6 років тому +8

      Yeah, that seems like some made up bullshit.
      You do know coalitions exist, right?

    • @Felrika
      @Felrika 6 років тому +43

      Not in the US, they don't.

    • @1503nemanja
      @1503nemanja 6 років тому +34

      Yep what the purple guys said. If a lot of people voted 3rd party it would sink the political party that is most like the one they voted for (Libertarians sink Reps, Greens sink Dems) and put in power the guys who are less like them. In theory if every conservative agreed to switch from Reps to Liberatrians then it would work but yeah that is a pipedream, at best it would take several elections of both losing to Dems before Libs became the new right. Not to mention it is hard to dethrone the Dems and Reps when they are so ingrained and have effectively cartelized the US political system between them. That is what you inevitably get with the "first past the post" US system of voting.

    • @mattdombrowski8435
      @mattdombrowski8435 6 років тому +10

      there is an entire field of mathematics that explains why this is logical (game theory)

  • @12345origamimaster
    @12345origamimaster 8 років тому +320

    where is the lemon party

  • @andrewfullerton1379
    @andrewfullerton1379 11 років тому +854

    What, only one communist party?
    (Trotzkyist joke)
    I'd make a libertarian joke too, but you couldn't seriously expect me to give it to you for free

  • @LucasIsHereYT
    @LucasIsHereYT 6 років тому +148

    1:18 Me when my history teacher brings up the Soviet Union.

    • @dareethan4159
      @dareethan4159 5 років тому

      Yep

    • @eitantour8059
      @eitantour8059 4 роки тому

      bruh

    • @winstonsmithdeservedtherat3811
      @winstonsmithdeservedtherat3811 4 роки тому +2

      quirky

    • @u.h.forum.
      @u.h.forum. 4 роки тому

      Larp

    • @orang1921
      @orang1921 3 роки тому +1

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  • @davidbukowski3463
    @davidbukowski3463 8 років тому +46

    "I'm RC Cola, I'm Linux! You've tried the best, now try legalized prostitution!" xD

    • @stoutyyyy
      @stoutyyyy 5 років тому +5

      David Bukowski this but unironically

  • @DavidJamesHenry
    @DavidJamesHenry 9 років тому +166

    Bullmoose Party! WHOOOO!

    • @drummondberman493
      @drummondberman493 9 років тому +1

      +RobotGoggles what is that

    • @DavidJamesHenry
      @DavidJamesHenry 9 років тому +2

      It was Teddy Roosevelt's political party made to replace Franklin Delano Roosevelt, his cousin. He thought that FDR's policies weren't going against the Japanese and Nazis strong enough.

    • @colewood3297
      @colewood3297 9 років тому +12

      +RobotGoggles That's completely wrong. The bull moose party was founded by TR because he felt that the republicans weren't doing enough to continue his progressive polices, so he decided to run against Taft and his former party. FDR had nothing to do with it although he did put into place many progressive reforms that TR would have probably supported.

    • @okvvx6581
      @okvvx6581 9 років тому +2

      +Cole Wood Exactly. Wtf +RobotGoggles .

    • @mikhailsachena9965
      @mikhailsachena9965 9 років тому

      +Cole Wood Not all though. TR was complicated as hell.

  • @Spurberino
    @Spurberino 8 років тому +814

    I'll vote for the Lemon Party

  • @ibnbattuta7031
    @ibnbattuta7031 4 роки тому +38

    "Hi, i'm the Libertarian Socialist Caucus of the Libertarian Party!"
    "Hi, i'm the Libertarian Socialist Caucus of the DSA!"
    "What are you?"
    "We take an etremely niche political party, and then make it even more niche!"

  • @wgoalie19
    @wgoalie19 8 років тому +58

    The Whig party reference at the end killed me #apush

  • @JimJava007
    @JimJava007 6 років тому +24

    This video takes place in a beautiful alternate universe where ranked-choice voting is widespread, and thus it's actually possible to support a third-party candidate WITHOUT wasting your vote.

  • @zacksmith5644
    @zacksmith5644 Місяць тому +7

    2010s laughing at it
    2024s living through it

    • @adamwest7019
      @adamwest7019 Місяць тому

      If polling booth options talk to you, please go to a doctor

    • @zacksmith5644
      @zacksmith5644 Місяць тому

      @@adamwest7019 which doctor ? This country has medical debt . We dont have subsidised healthcare

    • @adamwest7019
      @adamwest7019 Місяць тому

      @@zacksmith5644 probably a psychiatrist. Don’t be discouraged, people are and do look out for people, it’s if cost is a prohibited factor for you try an outreach clinic. If your symptoms are bad enough, go regardless of cost. Don’t lose hope.

  • @King-or6ll
    @King-or6ll 5 років тому +16

    I didn't even know there were even other parties until this video.

    • @Redman_real
      @Redman_real 4 роки тому

      I knew there were other parties in my contury but not in America

  • @HigHrvatski
    @HigHrvatski 5 років тому +145

    It's nice that they got Richard Spencer to voice the American Nazi Party guy.
    Oh, and DOWN WITH JACKSONIANISM !!!

  • @caspergv1017
    @caspergv1017 8 років тому +154

    the Republican looks like my science teacher

    • @boxofhammers1427
      @boxofhammers1427 8 років тому +95

      your science teacher was sarah palin?

    • @communistcat3240
      @communistcat3240 7 років тому +12

      the communist looks like my principal no wonder my school is the way it is

    • @arir7216
      @arir7216 6 років тому +1

      Oof

    • @Robot_Rebel
      @Robot_Rebel 6 років тому +10

      @@communistcat3240 Lenin is your principal?

    • @badwolf9956
      @badwolf9956 4 роки тому +4

      Why in god’s name would Sarah Palin be a science teacher? That’s like smoking around a massive puddle of gasoline.

  • @freebooterluckless
    @freebooterluckless 5 років тому +48

    When I watched this when I was 9 I was so confused what this all meant
    Now that I’m 16 this can’t be more relatable 😂

    • @stoutyyyy
      @stoutyyyy 5 років тому

      Alexander Agcaoili this video is 7 years old, how did you watch it 9 years ago?

    • @dareethan4159
      @dareethan4159 5 років тому

      That does not add up

    • @theemperor-wh40k18
      @theemperor-wh40k18 4 роки тому +1

      Stephen M. Stouter it does

    • @freebooterluckless
      @freebooterluckless 4 роки тому +2

      Are you guys... dumb or something? 9 + 7 = 16

    • @Redman_real
      @Redman_real 4 роки тому

      @@stoutyyyy idiot

  • @falpsdsqglthnsac
    @falpsdsqglthnsac 6 років тому +19

    I lost it when he said “Down with Jacksonianism”

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 7 років тому +99

    "I'm RC Cola, I'm Lennox, you've tried the best now try to legalize prostitution"

    • @Xrey274
      @Xrey274 5 років тому +5

      And Linux is the best.

  • @H4mmerfall
    @H4mmerfall 10 років тому +27

    In a country where the entirety of political and social debate is reduced to a binary choice, its no surprise people are confused when actually offered with more then two different world views. I guess that's the real joke of this video.

  • @ZeroGDucks
    @ZeroGDucks 9 років тому +409

    Libertarian Party was pretty spot-on. Like their ideas, but they talk wayyy too much :D

    • @jankapuscinski8456
      @jankapuscinski8456 9 років тому +16

      +Yasmani Llanes libertarians ftw

    • @JEhrig
      @JEhrig 9 років тому

      why hello you......not at all libertarian person.

    • @Search4truth488
      @Search4truth488 9 років тому +14

      The free market can't provide everything. *grabs popcorn and bullet-proof vest*

    • @EnergyKnife
      @EnergyKnife 9 років тому +29

      +Chris P. Bacon And who do you think created this popcorn and bulletproof vest? THE FREE MARKET!!!

    • @Search4truth488
      @Search4truth488 9 років тому +1

      EnergyKnife Haha true

  • @Comraderob1
    @Comraderob1 5 років тому +217

    2012 Nazi Party(depressed): Yeah, we're still a thing
    2016 Nazi Party(Happy): Yeah, we're still a thing!

    • @Comraderob1
      @Comraderob1 4 роки тому +5

      @Liam Castillo I mean they voted for him, also she is white, so she probably passes in their mind

    • @Comraderob1
      @Comraderob1 4 роки тому +4

      @Liam Castillo I mean that's not an excuse, also it's not like they voted out of necessity to block Hillary, they love him, cmon

    • @Comraderob1
      @Comraderob1 4 роки тому +3

      @Liam Castillo oh, lol, I mean what's the difference? The Nazi-Party in the US are neo-nazis, haha

    • @jansojele289
      @jansojele289 4 роки тому

      @@Comraderob1 exactly, and also every contemporary nazi party is actually neonazism

    • @orang1921
      @orang1921 4 роки тому +1

      @@Comraderob1 are you insinuating that conservatives in the U.S. are basically nazis?

  • @Then00bhunt3r
    @Then00bhunt3r 9 років тому +497

    Someday, I'm going to start my own political party. I'm going to call it the "Tired Party", or it's full name the "Tired of Everyone's Bullshit" party.

    • @thegeneralissimo470
      @thegeneralissimo470 9 років тому +16

      +Then00bhunt3r How about the "Honesty Party"
      We answer any question posed to us as honestly as possible, without bullshitting the electorate. Unless it is of national security, then we tell them.

    • @Then00bhunt3r
      @Then00bhunt3r 9 років тому +12

      The Generalissimo To quote George Carlin "Society is built on lies, if we introduce truth the whole system would collapse."

    • @martinkollarovic9376
      @martinkollarovic9376 9 років тому +3

      Lol I will found the "what the intelligent people really want party" and allow people to rob private banks, tax for legal robbery, ban founding of companies by people who already founded one, ban voting in the midwest and Texas and allow people to smoke weed every day

    • @martinkollarovic9376
      @martinkollarovic9376 9 років тому +2

      and return copyright/public domain laws to how they were like in 1900 (copyright remains for 56 years) and ban people of under iq 90 to own any weapons except glocks and paintball guns

    • @Mac-ox7ow
      @Mac-ox7ow 9 років тому +2

      +Martin K (Ace One) Your campaign would be shot down in seconds, the huge majority (Over 95%) would NEVER vote for you. You'd never get enough delegates aswell.

  • @turbocharger1663
    @turbocharger1663 8 років тому +82

    is the American Nazi part still around (just wondering)

    • @Sintendo100
      @Sintendo100 8 років тому +55

      Alex Cook officially yes, but they never nominate anyone for public office, so technically no

    • @fishermanfan99driver36
      @fishermanfan99driver36 8 років тому +11

      Alex Cook it's not a vote able party but yes

    • @vladislavdracula1763
      @vladislavdracula1763 8 років тому +3

      Yes.

    • @purplepineapple117
      @purplepineapple117 8 років тому +7

      This is Merica ofc it exist. (hope it never gains traction thou)

    • @mapleleaf8194
      @mapleleaf8194 6 років тому +1

      Vetra Nyx uhh i don't think so

  • @crazgamr6295
    @crazgamr6295 8 років тому +55

    I was just waiting for the libertarian guy to go "pepperage farm remembers!"

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 5 років тому +53

    1:18 WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT OUR CHAINS! GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

  • @landonluman2910
    @landonluman2910 8 років тому +518

    Donald trump as one of the faces. As you slide it, a wall follows the head :D

    • @Freddy_Guy
      @Freddy_Guy 8 років тому +3

      You even English bro

    • @Joe44696
      @Joe44696 8 років тому

      lol

    • @chocolatewatermelon2832
      @chocolatewatermelon2832 8 років тому +1

      lol

    • @noonecares7397
      @noonecares7397 6 років тому +9

      Ahmed radi you say his english is poor, but seeing as how it's in present tense, it's actually mostly correct, the only flaw is the first sentence. 'as' is merely a helping verb and needs something else, maybe 'Donald Trump is one of the faces', other than that 'as you slide it, a wall follows the head' has both a subject, a verb, and follows tensive correctness

    • @kometmadethis
      @kometmadethis 6 років тому +2

      Oh, shut up. Nobody is intimidated by perfect grammar. I would know.

  • @manfredvoncoolstuff6071
    @manfredvoncoolstuff6071 8 років тому +14

    lol, the teddy roosevelt in the end XD

  • @theotakux5959
    @theotakux5959 8 років тому +34

    At least the Green Party is cute.

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 5 років тому +3

      Nazi party is cute too

    • @ninoy4914
      @ninoy4914 4 роки тому +1

      Progressive nazis? Sounds good to me

    • @PaulPamVB
      @PaulPamVB 4 роки тому +5

      @@ninoy4914 Nazbol gang!

    • @ninoy4914
      @ninoy4914 4 роки тому +1

      " *As a progressive white nationallist we accept homosexuality and European jews and fully accept them in to the white race* "

    • @aidenorpington4637
      @aidenorpington4637 3 роки тому

      @@ninoy4914 fr

  • @tedioussugar384
    @tedioussugar384 5 років тому +23

    Socialist: Hey, did someone mention me?
    No!

  • @craigory8123
    @craigory8123 8 років тому +22

    It's funny to watch this in 2016.

    • @eagleeye4690
      @eagleeye4690 8 років тому

      ik

    • @blox_
      @blox_ 8 років тому

      Bram Costenbader yep when trump is president

  • @ukulele9184
    @ukulele9184 8 років тому +56

    whose watching this in 2016

  • @frylxvii5674
    @frylxvii5674 8 років тому +6

    It's funny seeing an animated Pat Cassels. He's so much more normal looking than in reality.

  • @aidankeys8534
    @aidankeys8534 4 роки тому +4

    well folks, it's that time of year again.

  • @morbidsearch
    @morbidsearch 10 років тому +91

    I love how US political parties are so straightforward, unlike the parties in my country, Ireland. The platform of one of the main parties, Fine Gael, is "liberal conservatism". Isn't that an oxymoron?

    • @GCGamingChannel
      @GCGamingChannel 10 років тому +6

      Depends on you national origin, being Ireland I assume you go by the term that Conservatism is the pro-business and pro-capitalist belief. While in America Conservatism is the pro-capitalist and pro-traditionalism.

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch 10 років тому +2

      GCGamingChannel Ireland is a rather traditionalist country, and they're probably truer traditionalists than in America since Ireland was actually founded as a Catholic nation

    • @GCGamingChannel
      @GCGamingChannel 10 років тому +2

      PendulumFTW Ok, so in your case "Liberal-Conservatism" might mean Centre leaning meaning they have some liberal and some traditional values.

    • @KManAbout
      @KManAbout 9 років тому +5

      +PendulumFTW Here in canda we have progressive conservatism makes even less sense

    • @naterussell2374
      @naterussell2374 9 років тому +3

      +PendulumFTW America Is actually one of the most conservative countries in the Western world, and it goes back to the cold war and our intense rivalry with the U.S.S.R. Because our enemies were Liberals we label anybody who feels the same way as an enemy to the traditional American way of life. Hell just look at the way you legalized gay marriage and you can see how much more liberal you are then us. It took a supreme court ruling saying that banning it was unconstitutional and there are still many people who are against that. You guys were actually able to do that with a majority vote.

  • @crowtheaxolazelle5923
    @crowtheaxolazelle5923 7 років тому +4

    "See you in 2016!"
    Ha..haha... *sobbing*

  • @saxa-uta
    @saxa-uta 8 років тому +37

    The socialist booth looks too much like me.
    It's creepy.

    • @1000eau
      @1000eau 4 роки тому +4

      Well, he is the cutest...
      Ben, c'est le plus mignon...

  • @edvard4068
    @edvard4068 7 років тому +34

    It's actually interesting to see that once upon a time collage humor were actually able to do nonpartisan comedy that was funny (The current video and "if the other party wins" sketch)

  • @pr0tored129
    @pr0tored129 8 років тому +11

    oh....... 2016............... rip

  • @awkwardcommentator7558
    @awkwardcommentator7558 8 років тому +4

    If a voting booth talked back to me told me who to vote for,
    I would vote for the party that makes the most people mad.

  • @lennycrew3
    @lennycrew3 13 років тому +4

    "He's a Progressive, 20-something, living in a major metropolitan area. I'm basically his only choice!" I died.

  • @mrstraightman2806
    @mrstraightman2806 Рік тому +2

    Peter Griffin: this is weirder than when I went to that talking nobs booth

  • @Liuhuayue
    @Liuhuayue 9 років тому +7

    3:02 Oh, awesome, and here I thought they forgot all about you two! I was just going to mention the Bull Moose party... XD

  • @bleach9859
    @bleach9859 5 років тому +15

    I do love how unbiased this vid was

  • @MichaelJamesonofgoogle
    @MichaelJamesonofgoogle 6 років тому +14

    Solve the problem. Vote Libertarian.

  • @saturnknight4573
    @saturnknight4573 Рік тому +1

    Fun to come back to this. Pretty good humor

  • @BrushedPencil
    @BrushedPencil 8 років тому +78

    I would vote Libertarian

    • @asiantimtam
      @asiantimtam 8 років тому +10

      BrushedPencil same i would of voted for him XD

    • @jennithywong2704
      @jennithywong2704 8 років тому +7

      Seth Daunch *evidence*
      It's a beautiful thing
      *reasoning*
      You should try it

    • @wvlf
      @wvlf 8 років тому +2

      +Seth Daunch
      "your an idiot"
      "your"
      "Idiot"

    • @Diagonalstuff
      @Diagonalstuff 7 років тому +1

      Cef Daunce who hurt you?

    • @JohnSmith-os9mq
      @JohnSmith-os9mq 5 років тому +1

      Nonce

  • @BrenGamerYT
    @BrenGamerYT 8 років тому +6

    This is why I haven't registered to vote yet.

  • @AliTheAllStar
    @AliTheAllStar 11 років тому +72

    LIBERTARIAN RIGHT HERE

  • @roberthigh6804
    @roberthigh6804 6 років тому +1

    The knobs in that voting machine talk and its freaking me the Fock out. The face on the lady was priceless

  • @maximusgennaro5342
    @maximusgennaro5342 4 роки тому +6

    i would vote for the bull moose party if it brought Theodore Roosevelt back to life

  • @deathawaitsus6904
    @deathawaitsus6904 6 років тому +7

    How to speak german in just a few seconds
    Step one: say nine
    Step two: say my
    Step three: say fuher

    • @carultch
      @carultch 5 років тому +4

      Step 2 is actually mein, pronounced as "mine". And you just said what would mean, "no my leader", which would refer to someone challenging Hitler's authority.

  • @nate_kang
    @nate_kang 4 роки тому +10

    Down with Jacksonianism
    Amen, I'll drink to that bro

  • @xxxgameboyxxxboygamexxx6760
    @xxxgameboyxxxboygamexxx6760 5 років тому +1

    Tea party: Hey nazi party! Grow up some balls won't you?
    Luftwaffe airforce: *How dare you oppose us mortal*

  • @saxo689
    @saxo689 4 роки тому +14

    The democrat assumes he isnt gonna vote in the midterm

  • @diamondwarrior2003
    @diamondwarrior2003 11 років тому +66

    1:18 of course they used lenin's face

    • @diamondwarrior2003
      @diamondwarrior2003 10 років тому

      ***** you're welcome

    • @surroundgatari
      @surroundgatari 10 років тому +2

      ***** Anyone that knows jack about history would probably notice.

    • @diamondwarrior2003
      @diamondwarrior2003 10 років тому +1

      Markoslav Mikhailyevich-Makyevskiy uh what?

    • @TheeFinalSolution
      @TheeFinalSolution 10 років тому

      I'm talking to ***** unless you're a communist as well.

    • @diamondwarrior2003
      @diamondwarrior2003 10 років тому +1

      Markoslav Mikhailyevich-Makyevskiy i'm not a communist but i do have left-wing ideals if that means anything to you.

  • @fredricknoe3114
    @fredricknoe3114 8 років тому +46

    1:44 sounds good to me

  • @VixieTSQ
    @VixieTSQ 5 років тому +1

    I need more of this

  • @Skyboi29
    @Skyboi29 5 років тому +4

    1:18 done. easiest vote of my life

  • @PainMonkey
    @PainMonkey 9 років тому +27

    Fuck yeah, Whigs! I been waiting 160 years for someone who shared my stance on those damned Jacksonians!

  • @zacharytk72
    @zacharytk72 11 років тому +19

    Libertarian

    • @Tnu1138
      @Tnu1138 11 років тому +3

      FrankieVerseTZM more idealistic then giving a bunch of assholes power and an absolute right to exorcise violence against peaceful people with guaranteed impunity and then hoping for the best?

    • @heroesandcons09
      @heroesandcons09 11 років тому

      Tnu1138 I'm pretty sure that's what Frankie was saying Zachary Keane There's enough libertarians in San Diego we don't need more please stop.

    • @ericlawlor6054
      @ericlawlor6054 10 років тому +1

      Cross-internet high five! I'm a liberal, so we do disagree on some stuff, but overall, I'd be happier voting for a libertarian than a neoconservative. There's so much bullshit in that movement, it's not even funny. At least with a libertarian, I know they'll have some modicum of integrity.
      Keep 'em honest, dude!

  • @busydior
    @busydior 4 роки тому

    this video comes back at the same time every year

  • @Chaoticstorm
    @Chaoticstorm 9 років тому +21

    this would certainly make voting much more interesting. interrogate the parties on the spot.

  • @kylemagaro6979
    @kylemagaro6979 8 років тому +69

    I regret being a tea party member back then

    • @michaelsickenger7692
      @michaelsickenger7692 8 років тому +25

      I vote communist

    • @kylemagaro6979
      @kylemagaro6979 8 років тому +4

      Probably better

    • @anamarvelo
      @anamarvelo 8 років тому

      what changed?

    • @kylemagaro6979
      @kylemagaro6979 8 років тому +11

      anamarvelo I grew up, but Trump also made the GOP much much worse.

    • @Will-cv6xv
      @Will-cv6xv 8 років тому +8

      +Kyle Magaro You do realize it was the white evangelical Christian intolerant 'Tea Party' voting base that led to his success in the primaries, right?
      Fuck you.

  • @benjamindavid5641
    @benjamindavid5641 4 роки тому +5

    I love how the Green Party littered

  • @TheGamerAtticus
    @TheGamerAtticus 3 роки тому +2

    This still holds up

  • @davidinhawaii9243
    @davidinhawaii9243 5 років тому +3

    here before 2020..whos with me?

  • @twatwithaytaccount5446
    @twatwithaytaccount5446 8 років тому +3

    0:09 yes, it has been four years...exactly

  • @dominicperrone2790
    @dominicperrone2790 10 років тому +9

    "Strong, like Ivan Drago in Rocky IV!" Didn't he lose in the end?

  • @adaptable1553
    @adaptable1553 3 роки тому +2

    2012 comments: Hah, true.
    2016 comments: Hah, true again!
    2020 comments: ... "Cawwww" _Tumble weed_ *Distant outbreak screaming*

  • @MrGogoido
    @MrGogoido 6 років тому +19

    "You've tried the best, now try legalized prostitution!" -
    dead

  • @101shapshifter
    @101shapshifter 8 років тому +4

    since this year is my first time voting, and I don't like both of the opponents I'm going to vote for Optimus Prime. TILL ALL ARE ONE! ! !

  • @nicholasjohnson2304
    @nicholasjohnson2304 8 років тому +5

    I'm RC Cola, I'm Linux, You've tried the best now try to legalize prostitution!

  • @shannonletourneau2
    @shannonletourneau2 5 років тому +1

    anyone else coming back for 2020?

  • @thomascaprio635
    @thomascaprio635 6 років тому +4

    "DOWN WITH JACKSONIANISM"

  • @ProfessorKRD
    @ProfessorKRD 9 років тому +30

    The Libertarian party is actually pretty solid

    • @ericapinnegar511
      @ericapinnegar511 7 років тому +1

      Zolipsist "now try legalized prostitution" 😂

  • @PoshoDev
    @PoshoDev 4 роки тому +12

    I love how this didn't shoehorn the "correct choice" to the viewer.

  • @aidankeys8534
    @aidankeys8534 5 років тому +1

    Back at it again

  • @Oliver-dc2nr
    @Oliver-dc2nr 8 років тому +4

    They forgot the free soil party

  • @cjbaynas
    @cjbaynas 8 років тому +6

    2016 elections version please!!!

  • @drgore1797
    @drgore1797 9 років тому +4

    great now the lady will walk in there and all she'll find is a smoking blunt on the ground

  • @MarkyMark1221
    @MarkyMark1221 4 роки тому +2

    Crazy how after 8 years I’m actually about to vote.