Yeah Steve Jobs was assassinated ages ago by Mark Zuckerberg, the robot created by Microsoft, and I still get nostalgic feels any time I see him in something.
I've said this once and I'll say it as many times as I need to for people to understand. Apples greatest achievement isn't their products, its marketing.
I thought this was going to be a parody of the Chinese sweatshop factories that Apple runs and there'd be worker suicides along the entire factory tour.
+Silvana Abro Apple treats their factory workers like complete and utter shite. Pay is low, work is hard and long. They've even got suicide nets to prevent people from killing themselves.
Based on the title, I think this video could have gone one of two ways: a Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory parody or a horrifying look at Asian child laborers.
My friend has a zune (maybe it's zoon...) and he had gotten it when it was new. To prove how nice they are, he would chuck it at brick walls and it wouldn't get scratched. It still works to this day and I still don't know how they didn't sell
TheMechanicalTitan When they came out, they were very hard to get music on because you couldn't just get music and put it on it, and had to exchange it for Microsoft points. Also, it was just a response to the ipod calling it the "ipod killer", I'm not very surprised that the zune didn't succeed. If they wanted to compete they should of done something new, not copy and past.
Apple's success is vastly due to Steve Jobs being an advertising genius. They really know how to market their products better than all other competitors. Not that I'm saying Apple is better or worse, that's a debate I'd rather avoid. Just saying, Apple sell themselves better
But 'everyone else' copies Apple when it finally tries ton do something innovative. Fingerprint sensor, 3d touch, dual camera (I know it existed before, but no one used it), the notch
@@martinhorvath4117 thats not true. I'm friends with someone who hacks all his devises and personalizes them. This includes apple. He uses a virus that prevents them from updating untill hes cracked the system. Its not rocket science. Yes its harder, but doable.
No. it would have lots of cameras and lots of screens. Wait a minute, I'm forgetting their genius for re-branding. Yes it would have Windows but they would not call them windows. They would be Google Earth Reflectors or iPortals or some other such nonsense.
Who knows... maybe the one who wrote it? But im sure it wasnt only one person. So a group of people might know its content? Or maybe not even they know all of it because a programm wrote like 75%... who knows...
Just for your information, it's Oompa-Loompa-Americans or Cheeto-Americans. And reducing them to their race is racist. They can achieve as much as all other races i.e. the current US President is part Oompa-Loompa-American.
Watching this 2011 video in 2021 made me experience an epiphany: Congrats people, now you know exactly how people will remember the decade of the 2010's. Now I will go elsewhere to figure out how the 2000's are remembered.
@@fabianmayer Now if you want to use wired headphones while charging using only Apple products, you’ll need an iPad that has support for the magic keyboard, so you can charge your iPad using the keyboard and then plug in a $10 adapter that converts it from USBC to 3.5mm and bam, iPad away while charging (and with a pretty good keyboard)
I think their secret is their pricing. People that don't know anything about specifications/features (most users) will assume more expensive is better. I can relate to that since I don't have a fcking clue about sound quality and difference between a pair of headphones. When I have to choose between a 100$ model and a 130$ model I will automatically assume the 130$ model is better.
Yeah my parents got me a 100$ Headset for Christmas, broke in 2 months. Then in August, i bought a pair of headsets for $20 off amazon, still have them.
Another one that doesn't have a clue but thinks he's got everything figured out. The secrets are good design and good integration. All Apple products are beautiful and work beautifully together. The built-in software in Macs FEELS premium (even though it really isn't) in comparison of their Windows counterparts, their devices in general require much less troubleshooting than their Android counterparts and are overall less fragmented, which makes it all easier for the average user. You can educate yourself to "take the most out of Windows", learn which programs to install, which antivirus to use and how to wipe the hard disk and reinstall the OS (because let's be honest, no matter how much of a power user you are, you have to do this at least once every few years; and if you're an average/dumb user you have to do it every year)... and that's just the software. Then there's the hardware; if you wanna get the best Windows experience you should learn which is the best graphics card, sound card, motherboard, speakers, screen, etc. etc... or you can buy one that's already assembled, which could have low-quality hardware that could make your Windows experience less enjoyable. You can do that, or you can buy a Mac and forget about all that crap. See my point? This also applies to smartphones, and it's why people pay more. They're lazy.
***** Yes and no. Firstly, this is finally a REASONABLE explanation. So many people will tell me "Because they're faster," or "Because they have more features," which is bullshit. This is more true. However, it is not 100%. You seriously don't need to reformat every few years at all, and there isn't much to do. If I didn't care for rooting/custom ROMs/modding the OS/ect, I would have been able to use my phone without problems as have many others I know. It's also been shown that at least in smartphones, the iPhone is built quite badly vs other phones- look at Cnet's destruction of the S4 (or 3, can't remember) vs the iPhone 5. The S4 takes a dump on it, lasting nearly 7 times as long in water and faring better in the drop tests. The moto G has lasted 30 minutes fine in water, and it's not even a waterproof device. It's also about 1/4 of the price of an iPhone. Also, it takes 5 minutes (or less) to Google a good brand. MSI / Asus are (IMO) the best mainstream ones. The laziness and feel of the device is spot on (again, IMO)... most users buy it for that reason, but learning advanced stuff is also a lot of fun.
I personally think its because apple was the first one to introduce a music player that can store more songs at the time and that was the introduction for many people to Apple. And then those people wanted more and so Apple had a say to what the price should be. They'd lower it in a heartbeat if people are not buying the products anymore.
I'll get right on the that where I write something completely unrelated to the topic just to please you when you're checking the comments I apologize your highness
KirbyFromDreamLand Its a concept :/, and its not a kids gaming company if fat fucking nerds sit on there ass in there moms basement at 25 and go ham on a 3ds, and thinking now that would be pretty fucking retarded!
Before I saw this, I think I saw an ad where this anime girl with pink hair and a pink bikini farts pink lightning out her but... Hey CollegeHumor that's a video idea
You can get a PC that has the same performance rates that are the same and sometimes better and cheaper than a Mac, but I guess people are too in the dark to realize that. Oh well, it's your fault if you go into debt because you HAD to get that $2000 dollar "ultra thin, high performance" MacBook Pro.
***** I Actually do, im 16 and im learning IT, even get aid for it. I live in switzerland if you wanna come over its great here :). And he said people always underestimate the power of apple products, because you can put Windows on an Ma, or and Virtual Machine and you dont got any problems, because the performance is actually pretty good.
w00ds98 I can understand what you're saying but macs cost up to, what, 2,000 dollars and there are SO many more better performing PCs that cost 700 and less. They're worth about 600 max.
I never even mentioned that im using an Apple Product in my old comment, I only repeated what my boss said wehn he was teaching us some basic stuff, like how to build a computer, install windows and configure it, nothing special. And yeah im not IT, I just started in August, all I have learned till now is how to build a PC, how my Workplace is supposed to look, how to install and configure Windows/Ubuntu/Debian, quite a few cmd commands, some html and css but no Javascript till now. So I got some expirience if you wanna call it experience. But I sure as hell aint a fully capable IT-guy.
That Bill Gates character reminds me of the guy in Live Corp. from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2. And the song he sang at first is oddly the same to the ad of Surface Studio.
1:51 Bill Gates : "Microsoft makes cheaper stuff with the exact same features but people wont buy them" the iPhone has a like a million features missing on microsoft windows phone and the microsoft appstore is missing some apps
Apple is so far behind their competitors, with minimal features and crappy specs. All the iphone is good for is its premium build. Many people buy their EXTREMELY OVERPRICED aluminum bricks due to the simplicity of the software, or just being plain uneducated because they dont know any better. Most Iphone users have no idea what specs are. iOS runs pretty smooth i have to say, but there is not much potential for the phone. Ive owned an iphone (5s) and it got boring so fast. When people think of android they think of crap android phones from 2010, or some mid-range piece of crap. Back then Apple was KING, but now they are just a joke. Iphones are for grandmas and instagram divas.
I don't really give a shit about how many features or how great the specs on my phone are. It's just to call/text and play games when I need a few minutes to kill. I prefer the iPhone for its simplicity.
Collin Walker ya thats the reason lots of people get them, iPhones are very easy to figure out how to use. But you can only do basic stuff. Android has more customobility.
J_laubster I know, that's the whole reason I have an iPhone. If I was more into customizing my phone to its full potential, I'd definitely go for the Android. What I hate though is the people who say the Android is better because it can do more things, yet only use for the exact same things the iPhone can do.
A year ago I did Charlie and the Chocolate Factory at my school and this just made me think of the time my friend's iphone flew across the stage and the omps(ompa loompas) started to tease her. It was a fun show
watching this in 2019 with all the old apple aesthetics is weirdly nostalgic.
Yeah Steve Jobs was assassinated ages ago by Mark Zuckerberg, the robot created by Microsoft, and I still get nostalgic feels any time I see him in something.
Not nostalgic if you have an iPhone 4
the oompa loompas when everyone dies of corona:
oompa loompa doopity doo
Right?
as a 2021 denizen i was wondering why they were talking about the iphone5 until you mentioned it, ahh good times
It should have been called, "Charlie and the iFactory"
yeah!
charlie and the apple iFactory
Then when you say it Will sound like eyefactory
Yes!
A wise man once told me : “If you want to name it iFactory or iWatch, make your own fucking Revolutionary devices.” - College humour Apple Watch
I've said this once and I'll say it as many times as I need to for people to understand. Apples greatest achievement isn't their products, its marketing.
Yes because their products are crap after the iPhone 4 but the Macs always were.
O MEH GAD
Alex Playz I have people mentioning that a lot for some reason.
+science rabbit That's only because nobody can be arsed to write viruses for them because not enough people have them to justify the effort.
+TheUltimate Duo
false. Ipad mini 2 is fucking amazing.
“You need to stop staring at screens”
CH: *I used the screens to destroy the screens*
TheSpeedBoy lol
I used Windows to destroy screens
Apple: we have a new phone it just like the old one but just has a better camera and like two new buttons
"Stop tweeting as much as you can tweet"
Jeffy: I din't half tew.
@@SonicAndOKKOFanatic what
I thought this was going to be a parody of the Chinese sweatshop factories that Apple runs and there'd be worker suicides along the entire factory tour.
+Silvana Abro Apple treats their factory workers like complete and utter shite. Pay is low, work is hard and long. They've even got suicide nets to prevent people from killing themselves.
+Tarmist25 yea nets are cheaper than fair wages (if they double your wage after a year, you know you are being ripped off)
dumbass thats foxconn ,they make stuff for microsoft ,dell ,hp ,apple too
+Tarmist25 so what?
So what??
10 years later and this is still relevant.
2:29 among us
This is fake, Charlie's family could never had afforded an Apple product...
Of course it's fake it's fanmade
@@thegrinch1210 It's a reference with a hint of sarcasm dude. He knows it's fanmade.
@@anthonydeadman ok
Just on his birthdays.....
*Wait no*
@@thegrinch1210 r/wooooosh
"Stop spending time on screens"
says that on the internet
I'd imagine the people who need to hear that message the most would be on the internet
@@likemike8048 huh how did u come to that conclusion?
@@iamaraven8657 by being one of the people who spends far too much time on the internet.
@@likemike8048 r/ whoosh
IAmARaven oh hush. no need for condescending and overplayed jokes like “r/whoosh” here. this is a safe space 😊😊
"You need to quit always staring at screens."
Hold on. This whole operation was your idea.
Ahh I see your a man of culture
I thought they ment a ACTUAL apple factory. Like, the fruits.
yeah, me too.
Taylor Septic Eye me too, I was slightly disappointed.
ArtisticBagel meh tu
ArtisticBagel same
ArtisticBagel same
I thought this was actual apples. like fruit -_-
you're not alone...
same
same...
same but... you can tell there are supposed to be slaves in this version.
yea me too
They should of made the Ompa Lompas
Chinese
Yianni the Yeeter not racist if it’s true
oompa loompa
GREAT IDEA
Umm not to be that dude but that's racist man.
Griefer 345 not to be that dude but it’s not
Now they are both dead D:
D:
what both?
Steve Jobs and Gene Wilder
who tf is gene wilder
The Guy who played Willy Wonka. He died.
Based on the title, I think this video could have gone one of two ways: a Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory parody or a horrifying look at Asian child laborers.
yup
thats foxconn, not apple
i thought the same thing!!!! hahaha
Clickbait. I expected real apples, not Apple.
XD me too you are not the only one
Dumbass
Me to.
a person on the internet, no u
Me too
This was my first CollegeHumor video
Rewatching all the classic animations for nostalgia
RIP Gene Wilder :'(
but willy wonka will still always live on in our hearts
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
ur fcking gay
Adan Cardenas but im gay
oh ok then
My friend has a zune (maybe it's zoon...) and he had gotten it when it was new. To prove how nice they are, he would chuck it at brick walls and it wouldn't get scratched. It still works to this day and I still don't know how they didn't sell
They weren't marketed very well, even though (ironically) they're still the best, most durable MP3 players on the market.
TheMechanicalTitan When they came out, they were very hard to get music on because you couldn't just get music and put it on it, and had to exchange it for Microsoft points. Also, it was just a response to the ipod calling it the "ipod killer", I'm not very surprised that the zune didn't succeed. If they wanted to compete they should of done something new, not copy and past.
TheMechanicalTitan Because people rather have one device than one phone and one mp3 player.
***** Your comment makes no sense - Zune was around when iPods were big, and this was at the time phones werent mp3 players (or nice ones at least)
I go by Alex at school, it's my middle name!
Someone actually make this a movie.
i well
It'd be a better "re-imagining" than the Tim Burton movie.
+Mia Cheezytoon ok yes pls I'll help make it but 1 question r u rich
I do have money, but I wouldn't call myself rich. Also I can't animate yet :P
Mia Cheezytoon ok um neither can I but I'll uhhhhh RESERCH IT YES then we'll both be rich ha ha hee hee MUHAHAHAHAHHAHA
*watching this on an apple iPad*
rip you I guess
Me too
Same lol
Samsung Galaxy Tab A.
I'm a madlad
Same
RIP Gene Wilder and Steve Jobs.
godzillavkk God rest their souls...
We will always remember them. :(
Apple's success is vastly due to Steve Jobs being an advertising genius. They really know how to market their products better than all other competitors. Not that I'm saying Apple is better or worse, that's a debate I'd rather avoid. Just saying, Apple sell themselves better
you are spot on
Same thing with one of the largest franchises in the world. CoD.
They market more than they develop the game. But it works. They are rich.
@@mrjoke112 aged like milk
Then people need to be less stupid I suppose is the moral of the story?
oh i thought they meant ACTUAL apples.
same
Me too
Same
Me four
Even after all these years, this video still rings true.
"iPhone 5s? What do they do?"
"Slightly better camera and a dozen dropped calls."
They got it half-right. Impressive for 2011!
Roku Haram yay!
Roku Haram
Welp, can't blame the brand for being very predictable.
*and it doesn't drop calls
*as much...
git gud apple
Jobs: "We sell the same junk as everyone else."
If Apple was honest.
But 'everyone else' copies Apple when it finally tries ton do something innovative. Fingerprint sensor, 3d touch, dual camera (I know it existed before, but no one used it), the notch
uhm yea, but apple have incredible antivirus/theft prevention.
@@martinhorvath4117 you can get just as much protection from avast and other anti viruses.
No, because Apple doesn't give out the iOS App Maker to anyone. Virtually, Viruses can't be on apple devices unless apple developers create it.
@@martinhorvath4117 thats not true. I'm friends with someone who hacks all his devises and personalizes them. This includes apple. He uses a virus that prevents them from updating untill hes cracked the system. Its not rocket science. Yes its harder, but doable.
If Apple would make a car would it have Windows ?
No. it would have lots of cameras and lots of screens. Wait a minute, I'm forgetting their genius for re-branding. Yes it would have Windows but they would not call them windows. They would be Google Earth Reflectors or iPortals or some other such nonsense.
iGlass
+Quinn god damnit that's good
Thats sooo good😂
Renske de Meijer Lel
Rip Gene Wilder and Rip Steve Jobs
They will always be in a world of pure Imagination
In a World of Pure Imagination!!
@@nazmiazhari9538 other company nanotechnology is a ibm and zyvex and other nanotech industry has joined that
@@nichsa8984 You may want to reread that sentence, as it doesn't make much sense.
@@nichsa8984that shit sounds like what willy would make up
That Steve Jobs + Willy Wonka character really freaks me the fuck out
I love your profile pic. XD
Same XD
Jade I thought that was on purpose
Nice grammar
Has anyone ever read the full terms of service page? If you have, I'm proud of you, you got loads of patience
Who knows... maybe the one who wrote it? But im sure it wasnt only one person. So a group of people might know its content?
Or maybe not even they know all of it because a programm wrote like 75%... who knows...
This is so well made gosh
I'm gonna be honest I've never bought an apple product in my life
ThePeacefulYoshi Same here and proud.
Good
Me too
Ive never bought one, but my grandmother gave my family an I pad that didnt work brand new! Never liked them anyway lol.
My first smartphone was a Samsung! I’m looking to switch to a new phone once I find a job and get some money.
I was innocent enought to think about an actual APPLE factory! and not the brand who developes smartphones backwards.
yeah
Onepidia same
Yep same
Yeah, me too, lol. I'm actually a little disappointed.
same
Shouldn't the video be called Steve Jobs and the Apple Factory if it's based on the original movie?
If I get 20 subs I will release despacito 2
TheLiveLlama 101 bitch why are you saying this to a old comment like what the heck
flame object shows /and more
not to mention flyingkitty already made despacito 2
Yo Charlie is the blue sweater guy
@@flamersshowsandmore3864 because he wants to
Omfg the oompa loompas
oompa loompas
LOL that mistake is so horrible it's sad
Just for your information, it's Oompa-Loompa-Americans or Cheeto-Americans. And reducing them to their race is racist. They can achieve as much as all other races i.e. the current US President is part Oompa-Loompa-American.
Not that one I mean the "Ompa Lompas" it seems latin, I'm going to look it up
Hahahaha!
The rendition of Pure Imagination at 0:58 is actually very well made... unlike apple products.
RIP Steve Jobs
the man who sold expensive crap
tim did the expensive shit steve jobs actually said that he doesnt want to sell expensive shit
@@Just_A_Belmont its called making a profit
@@Just_A_Belmont have you ever heard of profit?
:(
I love Jobs' face when he sees that Augustus ate the expanding iPhone berries; it's a face that says "Kid, why are you eating phones?"
Seriously this was half a year before Steve jobs died
Coco Bean Puddin' Pop
how is this surprising.
He died?
xXThe Queen Of GamingXx do you have 98 chromosomes?
who cares...??
9 years and this is still exactly right
Yeah, just watching this on an Android.
Raphael Phua same
Statistically probable.
Same
Raphael Phua yup XD
*YUP*
"Everyone loves Apple products"
Not everyone, Charlie...
Watching this on a Apple iPad.
Same
I'm watching on a Apple iPhone 5C
Watching in the iPhone 6 plus
You all say it like you're proud of it.
Proud of being brainwashed
+SUM1 lol in my life I've owned 3 apple products iPod shuffle itouch 5th gen and my iPhone 5c people have had a lot more than me
3:43 that noise is so damn nostalgic. It reminds me of those old App Store games id play like cut the rope and pocket god
Just saw a commercial for the purple iPhone with a song from the movie this video spoofs so i instantly thought of it.
Watching this 2011 video in 2021 made me experience an epiphany: Congrats people, now you know exactly how people will remember the decade of the 2010's. Now I will go elsewhere to figure out how the 2000's are remembered.
It's funny how the song during 1:15 was in the Microsoft Surface studio advert
0:12 ...despite the walls being made out of glass...
Logitech logo
Huh. Both Steve Jobs and Gene Wilder are dead.
Doug A it was great back when they are still alive RIP Willy Wonka and Steve jobs
Eight years ago Steve was still alive
Why is everyone telling me that they were still alive at the time? When did I hint otherwise?
Jobs died in October 2011. Willy Wonka himself died years later.
Did you not read my second comment?
What makes apple special:
*N O H E A D P H O N E J A C K*
Correction: now almost nobody has one. thanks for that apple.
@@fabianmayer Now if you want to use wired headphones while charging using only Apple products, you’ll need an iPad that has support for the magic keyboard, so you can charge your iPad using the keyboard and then plug in a $10 adapter that converts it from USBC to 3.5mm and bam, iPad away while charging (and with a pretty good keyboard)
Bill Gates should have told Charlie they have XBox's.
+SomePkmn-LovingDude But Wii-U's are better, but X-boxes are still better than that gaming product Apple made
Super Macho Man I like both Wii U's and Xbox's.
+Super Macho Man the wii u almost killed nintendo for the same reasons the virtual boy did
Annnnd I don't care.
Super Macho Man if they release another console like that it could kill nintendo off
It’s sad that Steve Jobs died 6 months after this was released
I thought this was about actual apples when I clicked it
me to 😥
yeah
Me too
+Jackson DeStefano XD (but i dont blame you)
Wait a second...wasn't this video made BEFORE Apple TV?
i think apple tv was made before the first iphone so i dont think so
Bulbasaur ever heard of concept design?
Steve jobs died at 2009
2011
But I have an android
Most people with phones do
Propain same here and tbh it's good for the price
realman notcow *Kids
Not just kids.
sMeLLs LiKe BroKe iN HeRE
I was expecting him to have a robotic voice when he sang
I almost forgot this channel
Ifechi Onubogu welcome back!
Ifechi Onubogu me to
I think their secret is their pricing. People that don't know anything about specifications/features (most users) will assume more expensive is better. I can relate to that since I don't have a fcking clue about sound quality and difference between a pair of headphones. When I have to choose between a 100$ model and a 130$ model I will automatically assume the 130$ model is better.
Yeah my parents got me a 100$ Headset for Christmas, broke in 2 months. Then in August, i bought a pair of headsets for $20 off amazon, still have them.
Another one that doesn't have a clue but thinks he's got everything figured out. The secrets are good design and good integration.
All Apple products are beautiful and work beautifully together. The built-in software in Macs FEELS premium (even though it really isn't) in comparison of their Windows counterparts, their devices in general require much less troubleshooting than their Android counterparts and are overall less fragmented, which makes it all easier for the average user.
You can educate yourself to "take the most out of Windows", learn which programs to install, which antivirus to use and how to wipe the hard disk and reinstall the OS (because let's be honest, no matter how much of a power user you are, you have to do this at least once every few years; and if you're an average/dumb user you have to do it every year)... and that's just the software. Then there's the hardware; if you wanna get the best Windows experience you should learn which is the best graphics card, sound card, motherboard, speakers, screen, etc. etc... or you can buy one that's already assembled, which could have low-quality hardware that could make your Windows experience less enjoyable.
You can do that, or you can buy a Mac and forget about all that crap. See my point? This also applies to smartphones, and it's why people pay more. They're lazy.
***** Yes and no.
Firstly, this is finally a REASONABLE explanation. So many people will tell me "Because they're faster," or "Because they have more features," which is bullshit. This is more true.
However, it is not 100%. You seriously don't need to reformat every few years at all, and there isn't much to do. If I didn't care for rooting/custom ROMs/modding the OS/ect, I would have been able to use my phone without problems as have many others I know. It's also been shown that at least in smartphones, the iPhone is built quite badly vs other phones- look at Cnet's destruction of the S4 (or 3, can't remember) vs the iPhone 5. The S4 takes a dump on it, lasting nearly 7 times as long in water and faring better in the drop tests. The moto G has lasted 30 minutes fine in water, and it's not even a waterproof device. It's also about 1/4 of the price of an iPhone.
Also, it takes 5 minutes (or less) to Google a good brand. MSI / Asus are (IMO) the best mainstream ones.
The laziness and feel of the device is spot on (again, IMO)... most users buy it for that reason, but learning advanced stuff is also a lot of fun.
I personally think its because apple was the first one to introduce a music player that can store more songs at the time and that was the introduction for many people to Apple. And then those people wanted more and so Apple had a say to what the price should be. They'd lower it in a heartbeat if people are not buying the products anymore.
Jared Enemites Introduce as in make a concept popular.
I'm watching this on an iPad !
Me too can I call this irony
I am watching it on an iPod touch 5
vinny viscusi What? It's not irony in any way.
I'll get right on the that where I write something completely unrelated to the topic just to please you when you're checking the comments
I apologize your highness
Im watching this on my Apple 1
Just got an add for wtf101 before watching this.
derpylothian78 me too
lmao
unsurprising
Just a android user coming through...
Same
Must suck
I have a tracphone :/
an android.
same
iPod Flowers, MacBook Birds, iPad Trees. iPad Bushes, iPhone Berries.
Real secret: The room has no windows.
*****
upboated my fellow reddier XDDD
@@pycyununn criticism of the reddit circlejerk before it was cool
It doesn’t matter if you can’t go in it
Because it’s made of glass
Oof
Close, except the workers would be Chinese teens in Shenzen.
Preston Garvey XD
I dont want a settlement on my map go away
This animation must take place in a universe where the earth's atmosphere is crystal meth and crack cocaine! I mean damn!
He wants the secret? Give Nintendo back Rare, and you got a deal.
YUS!
I know, right!
why doesn't Nintendo make a phone? dat would be cool
+Lieth Viera because that's stupid. Why would a kids gaming company make a cellphone??
KirbyFromDreamLand Its a concept :/, and its not a kids gaming company if fat fucking nerds sit on there ass in there moms basement at 25 and go ham on a 3ds, and thinking now that would be pretty fucking retarded!
3:25 Jobs(Willy wonka); Augustus did you eat the expanding I phone berries, Augustus: No, and it rings in his stomach 😂
Is it just me or does Steves character design remind you of cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2
Why not Willy Wonka?
I see it 2
Before I saw this, I think I saw an ad where this anime girl with pink hair and a pink bikini farts pink lightning out her but... Hey CollegeHumor that's a video idea
what
I need to see that
Congrats, you've created a new fetish
I would like to see it. It sounds interesting.
Lol I was actually watching this video on my iPad
+Levi matos Im watching it on my MacBook lighter then air LOL!
You can get a PC that has the same performance rates that are the same and sometimes better and cheaper than a Mac, but I guess people are too in the dark to realize that. Oh well, it's your fault if you go into debt because you HAD to get that $2000 dollar "ultra thin, high performance" MacBook Pro.
***** I Actually do, im 16 and im learning IT, even get aid for it. I live in switzerland if you wanna come over its great here :). And he said people always underestimate the power of apple products, because you can put Windows on an Ma, or and Virtual Machine and you dont got any problems, because the performance is actually pretty good.
w00ds98 I can understand what you're saying but macs cost up to, what, 2,000 dollars and there are SO many more better performing PCs that cost 700 and less. They're worth about 600 max.
well not over here in switzerland :(
Oh dang that's unfortunate.
I never even mentioned that im using an Apple Product in my old comment, I only repeated what my boss said wehn he was teaching us some basic stuff, like how to build a computer, install windows and configure it, nothing special. And yeah im not IT, I just started in August, all I have learned till now is how to build a PC, how my Workplace is supposed to look, how to install and configure Windows/Ubuntu/Debian, quite a few cmd commands, some html and css but no Javascript till now. So I got some expirience if you wanna call it experience. But I sure as hell aint a fully capable IT-guy.
steve jobs: come here my boy..
Charlie: its empty
so apple is made of nothing??
That Bill Gates character reminds me of the guy in Live Corp. from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2.
And the song he sang at first is oddly the same to the ad of Surface Studio.
I’m watching this in 2022 and it’s still relevant
Look at captions at 0:28
lol porn vids
and 2:27 "Chug a black dick over-the-top"
i think captions like that for people on youtube searching for weird vids
My favorite app is the one where I use the iPad as a plate for sandwiches.
Did yoy buy the golden plate dlc tho!?
RIP Gene Wilder, RIP Steve Jobs, RIP Bill Gates, RIP College Humor
Rlly?!
Ted Morris wait
bill died?
RIP Omar eassa
Ted Morris XD
Ted Morris wait bill died
for real???
0:59 - 1:16
*that was honestly beautiful*
Make this a full length movie
I have a Mac and a PC, both awesome computers.
Your Mac is a Personal Computer so yes, its is awesome
Darshan Davis A PC as in Windows...
I was eating an apple when this popped up so I didnt think it'd be about the brand of technology
12 years later - still accurate.
What's awkward is that I'm watching this on an ipad
Same here
iPod :/
Me too XD
macbook pro :)
Nope. Custom-build windows computer.
The secret to Apple is the polish
What??? im polisy!?
They're also being manipulated. By us.
It's 2024 and it's still relevant.
Nostalgia from 9 years ago
The funny part is I was watching this on an ipad
Me too
Me three
And I was watching this on an HP tablet
On a windows 8.1 Hybrid XD
your mom's tv.
Steve jobs has a really nice singing voice
I actually want to see this as a movie.
This is so 2011 it's amazing
The ompolopas should be Chinese workers
It's oompaloompa
@@moondok no one ive seen can get it right
1:51 Bill Gates : "Microsoft makes cheaper stuff with the exact same features but people wont buy them" the iPhone has a like a million features missing on microsoft windows phone and the microsoft appstore is missing some apps
Apple is so far behind their competitors, with minimal features and crappy specs. All the iphone is good for is its premium build. Many people buy their EXTREMELY OVERPRICED aluminum bricks due to the simplicity of the software, or just being plain uneducated because they dont know any better. Most Iphone users have no idea what specs are. iOS runs pretty smooth i have to say, but there is not much potential for the phone. Ive owned an iphone (5s) and it got boring so fast. When people think of android they think of crap android phones from 2010, or some mid-range piece of crap. Back then Apple was KING, but now they are just a joke. Iphones are for grandmas and instagram divas.
agreed
I don't really give a shit about how many features or how great the specs on my phone are. It's just to call/text and play games when I need a few minutes to kill. I prefer the iPhone for its simplicity.
Collin Walker ya thats the reason lots of people get them, iPhones are very easy to figure out how to use. But you can only do basic stuff. Android has more customobility.
J_laubster I know, that's the whole reason I have an iPhone. If I was more into customizing my phone to its full potential, I'd definitely go for the Android.
What I hate though is the people who say the Android is better because it can do more things, yet only use for the exact same things the iPhone can do.
hate is a strong word, I dislike how people use it without realizing the importance of this word.
My first ever CollegeHumor video I have watched. Good times. 🙂🙂🙂
3:33 O O M P A L O O M P A
Oh yes
Steve jobs had a PC
you know Pancreatic Cancer
i see someone watches epic rap battles of history
Mate Gulua Steve Jobs had A Pancreatic Cancer?
What?
***** Yeah, I know.
But he said "Steve Jobs had A pancreatic cancer"
alex fraizer
he was... once...
wai- wai- wai- wait... dont they come from a factory in China made by unpaid Chinese workers?
They're paid, but very badly.
+Burhan the Somali slavery much?
well they are paid
That's how EVERY electronic device is mass produced
The wonders of good showmanship, my friend.
A year ago I did Charlie and the Chocolate Factory at my school and this just made me think of the time my friend's iphone flew across the stage and the omps(ompa loompas) started to tease her. It was a fun show
3:55 That arm animation tho.