I Made Word Puzzles, But They're Horrible

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  • @Twobold
    @Twobold 16 днів тому +8833

    Next time I come on your show I'm memorizing every boss in dark souls out of spite you rapscallion

    • @strelocl
      @strelocl 16 днів тому +205

      You were done dirty on the first question.

    • @Teleiosgames
      @Teleiosgames 16 днів тому +382

      The first boss of Dark Souls 2 is a misleading question, since it could be Last Giant or Dragonrider. It’s almost as though Noah’s games are unfair

    • @rule_of_5
      @rule_of_5 16 днів тому +140

      @@Teleiosgames It could also be The Rotten or Royal Rat Vanguard

    • @MaxWeb2599
      @MaxWeb2599 16 днів тому +62

      The problem is that, depending on your start item, you can fight most bosses in from software games in any order you want. For example my first try, I got the key and fought the boss that has a name like (and looks like) a intestinal disease second

    • @MaxWeb2599
      @MaxWeb2599 16 днів тому +18

      And then comes the question who is the 3rd boss of sekiro(which is impossible to answer cause it has like over 100 minibosses who are all treated as real bosses)

  • @dino.dino.
    @dino.dino. 16 днів тому +1709

    I love that Twobold has been in so many of these videos that when he gets it wrong he automatically assumes that Noah is just messing with him

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 16 днів тому +76

      Does that have a fair track record? Most of the time Noah does mess him whether twobold gets it right or wrong across the games.

    • @savagecabbage1184
      @savagecabbage1184 13 днів тому

      ​@@kempolar9768
      It does because he makes great content out of gaslighting twobold

  • @verybored1261
    @verybored1261 16 днів тому +2971

    the unintentional strat of losing turns so you can't lose any points is brilliant

    • @jaykebird2go
      @jaykebird2go 16 днів тому +184

      Makes me think of trying to go to jail in Monopoly so that you don't have to pay those darn hotels lol

    • @ReskoOnCastle
      @ReskoOnCastle 16 днів тому

      @@jaykebird2golol

    • @PHyN1151
      @PHyN1151 16 днів тому

      ​@@jaykebird2go Free real estate tbf😂

    • @Dracon350
      @Dracon350 15 днів тому +9

      calling it a start in an entirely luck based setting is quite the dichotomy.

    • @idanbhk3875
      @idanbhk3875 15 днів тому +14

      @@Dracon350 That's not what a dichotomy means.

  • @SaltyPhish
    @SaltyPhish 16 днів тому +4553

    My honest reaction: __ _____ ___ __ _______ ____

    • @comfybox
      @comfybox 16 днів тому +300

      i’d like to guess a k

    • @heitz1
      @heitz1 16 днів тому +185

      I would like to solve please

    • @carriemcalpine1189
      @carriemcalpine1189 16 днів тому +126

      I’d like to buy a e

    • @cartertheiii7103
      @cartertheiii7103 16 днів тому +52

      I wonder what he meant by this

    • @fullfungo
      @fullfungo 16 днів тому

      I would like to solve!
      “fuck Noah & soup gnome cat”

  • @cheesydude971
    @cheesydude971 16 днів тому +3387

    Im surprised twobold knew the second boss of dark souls since he never got past the tutorial boss according to his twitter

    • @tristant6151
      @tristant6151 16 днів тому +71

      That was because he was forced to in a previous gameshow

    • @DevangPatil-i9f
      @DevangPatil-i9f 16 днів тому

      That's what he's referencing​@@tristant6151

    • @amatoyoichi8468
      @amatoyoichi8468 16 днів тому +362

      ​@@tristant6151thats the joke

    • @Halvos12
      @Halvos12 16 днів тому +55

      @@tristant6151 He had to spend time trying and failing to get past The Asylum Demon as part of a game show, shame he didn't get past it.
      She should have just started as a knight, two handed his sword and kept attacking, easiest way to pass it.

    • @MaxWeb2599
      @MaxWeb2599 16 днів тому +18

      14:19 especially cause he got it firstly wrong, when he named the pursuer as the second boss of Darksouls 1.

  • @Bumbler
    @Bumbler 16 днів тому +1294

    I cannot be hurt by any more emotional damage because I am broken

  • @wildraptor4638
    @wildraptor4638 16 днів тому +568

    I love the dynamic of two professionals and a new guy. The new guy has a totally normal reaction, but seems out of place because the others know that they are mear slaves to the will of noah

  • @ampjam
    @ampjam 16 днів тому +1523

    knowing the answer for “square triangle” over 3 minutes before it was guessed felt like an eternity of torture

    • @realbadgamer69420
      @realbadgamer69420 16 днів тому +100

      Omg sameeee, I was sitting there going “square triangle! SQUARE TRIANGLE!!!”

    • @TahaMedyaTV
      @TahaMedyaTV 16 днів тому +10

      samee

    • @TrevorVolak
      @TrevorVolak 16 днів тому +10

      So real tho

    • @Mathi-537
      @Mathi-537 16 днів тому +6

      SAME BRO

    • @iddoklein9275
      @iddoklein9275 16 днів тому +23

      @@realbadgamer69420 I knew it when i saw both s and r on the square so 4 munites and that was pure pain

  • @thewritingrowlet2980
    @thewritingrowlet2980 16 днів тому +1881

    There will be a day when Noah makes his friends do actual Squid Game games but instead of being shot they’re left with a worse fate when they lose:
    They have to do one of his other UA-cam games

    • @quentinathome
      @quentinathome 16 днів тому +41

      DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS

    • @AlonsoMaturanaanza
      @AlonsoMaturanaanza 16 днів тому +18

      Wait, this is perfect!

    • @nathanielm8811
      @nathanielm8811 16 днів тому +100

      Noah: “Ok twobold you failed Red Light, Green Light. And because of that, you get to spin *The Bad Wheel*

    • @Aniruddha-R-Sawant
      @Aniruddha-R-Sawant 16 днів тому +25

      ​@@quentinathome NAH GIVE HIM ALL THE IDEAS

    • @RaiseRiggy286
      @RaiseRiggy286 16 днів тому +7

      Noah Games

  • @184Switch
    @184Switch 16 днів тому +366

    I love that the first boss of Dark Souls 2 has 10 possible answers, just another chance for Noah to say right or wrong at a whim.

    • @power5640
      @power5640 16 днів тому +39

      Both DS1 and DS2 have so many options for a potential first or second boss so the question is just so funny

    • @hubertnnn
      @hubertnnn 15 днів тому +15

      Since I never played Dark souls, I would say something ridiculous like "windows" or "main menu".
      I wonder if he would accept it as answer.

    • @JDario13
      @JDario13 15 днів тому +14

      ​@@power5640 Bloodborne has 2 choices for a first boss as well, Cleric beats and father Gascoigne, I was hoping for TwoBold to correct Noah

    • @Darkprosper
      @Darkprosper 13 днів тому +4

      @@power5640 It depends if you count tutorial bosses, but I would (it's in the name). In which case Asylum Demon is the mandatory first boss in DS1.

    • @andrewbartlesby7958
      @andrewbartlesby7958 12 днів тому +1

      ​@@power5640Dks1 first boss is the asylum demon.

  • @Azeniite
    @Azeniite 16 днів тому +3564

    “because the hint is backwards” the hint, was not in fact backwards

    • @vreshti
      @vreshti 16 днів тому +349

      What do you mean? It is obvious that hint backwards is tin h

    • @aguywholikespie9743
      @aguywholikespie9743 16 днів тому +166

      ​@@vreshtiTin h backwards in hnit not hint

    • @nevenevada6041
      @nevenevada6041 16 днів тому +471

      @@aguywholikespie9743 I'm sure you are mistaken. "tin h" backwards is CLEARLY "hint".

    • @aguywholikespie9743
      @aguywholikespie9743 16 днів тому +31

      @@nevenevada6041 spell out hint and reverse it you get tnih not tinh

    • @alexandergladkov3270
      @alexandergladkov3270 16 днів тому

      @@aguywholikespie9743 spell out hint and reverse it you get "tin h"

  • @Tyviebrock
    @Tyviebrock 16 днів тому +1608

    I really enjoyed this one. I didn't see the square triangle puzzle as square triangle, I saw it as an infinity symbol and had to do figure out where it started.

    • @jesus-loves-you5501
      @jesus-loves-you5501 16 днів тому +31

      I got that one on the 3rd letter and just waiting for them to figure it out.

    • @rykoh9434
      @rykoh9434 16 днів тому +3

      @@jesus-loves-you5501bro me too was struggling to keep watching

    • @rathinaseelirathinaseeli3508
      @rathinaseelirathinaseeli3508 16 днів тому +5

      Same

    • @Ibrahimnahali
      @Ibrahimnahali 16 днів тому +6

      ​@@jesus-loves-you5501it was just way too easy i was confused why they didnt figure it out

    • @ballisticbee6001
      @ballisticbee6001 14 днів тому +4

      I saw a fish

  • @SkylandPirate
    @SkylandPirate 16 днів тому +199

    27:54 I like how Phish is just pitching a rug pull and everyone is like "Ok but what if we instead got children addicted to gambling?"

    • @onebear6504
      @onebear6504 15 днів тому +17

      If children get addicted to gambling, the game gets their parents money, and once they're adults, the game gets their money. And if they have kids of their own, the cycle continues. Infinite money generator! /jK btw

    • @sugardunkarton7803
      @sugardunkarton7803 15 днів тому +8

      Yeah phish is trying to replicate youtube scammers and they are the gaming industry, I think he thought it was the wrong form of media

  • @largob1594
    @largob1594 16 днів тому +394

    Evil idea for a future wheel of fortune: A single space, but once all the letters have been guessed, Noah moves the letter rectangle, revealing a set of capital letters. Or numbers or symbols or whatever.

    • @hubertnnn
      @hubertnnn 15 днів тому +19

      I was thinking of a single letter and the correct answer being "space".

    • @highelectricaltemperature
      @highelectricaltemperature 15 днів тому +32

      @@hubertnnn "Sorry, 'space' is incorrect, the correct answer was 'surprised cat emoji'"

    • @Flof_353
      @Flof_353 14 днів тому +2

      @@highelectricaltemperatureno it was the greek question mark, ‘;’

    • @TheGreyKami
      @TheGreyKami 7 днів тому

      The correct answer is Epsilon

  • @simonschliesky7120
    @simonschliesky7120 16 днів тому +480

    This video fried my brain, because in the end card "click it with your right middle finger" I wondered: "How can a finger be right and middle at the same time, what are you talking about, Noah?"

    • @stone5against1
      @stone5against1 16 днів тому +35

      Your right hand's middle finger, I would assume? ... Or if you're missing a finger, you have 2 middle ones, so the one on the right?

    • @Thisandthat8908
      @Thisandthat8908 16 днів тому +36

      @@stone5against1 stage left hand.

    • @ghsdftfm
      @ghsdftfm 13 днів тому +2

      @@Thisandthat8908my favourite response to this

  • @drezdino
    @drezdino 15 днів тому +94

    "tell your therapist I said hi" after bumbler got emotional damage nearly made me spit out my food

  • @Qoride
    @Qoride 15 днів тому +66

    12:45 noah's number was actually bigger since 7 ate 9, completely valid play there

  • @ZachTheInsaneOne
    @ZachTheInsaneOne 16 днів тому +114

    13:43 I love how Noah didn't even wait for Phish to finish, it was just that brutal.

  • @Three_hundred_forty_six_rats
    @Three_hundred_forty_six_rats 16 днів тому +318

    I can't wait to see how that guy got -500 points, must be very good

  • @mmmcatfish4299
    @mmmcatfish4299 16 днів тому +238

    You should have AstralSpiff and TheSpiffngBrit play against each other to declare who is the spiffiest

    • @pocket3216
      @pocket3216 15 днів тому +19

      Obviously spiff is the spiffiest

    • @SausageDoggos
      @SausageDoggos 15 днів тому +2

      @@pocket3216But spiffling brit is british

    • @mmmcatfish4299
      @mmmcatfish4299 14 днів тому +2

      What war have I just started…

    • @pocket3216
      @pocket3216 12 днів тому

      The smallest war in history ​@mmmcatfish4299

  • @samuelspringer8236
    @samuelspringer8236 16 днів тому +373

    The hint being hnit backwards might be the funniest thing I'd ever seen.

    • @JugularJohn
      @JugularJohn 14 днів тому +3

      Noah is so unbelievably funny that it makes you question your sense of humor

    • @SausageDoggos
      @SausageDoggos 14 днів тому +3

      I like the way noah adds small details that you either don’t catch or you do notice and realize how hilarious it is, I didn’t even know the witch spider’s staff had a tiny witch hat if it wasn’t for one of the contestants pointing it out.

  • @kalimatronix
    @kalimatronix 16 днів тому +70

    26:04 This is it! This is the integer limit The Spiffing Brit asked for all that games ago! We've discovered it!

    • @ReignyRain
      @ReignyRain 15 днів тому +4

      Now we must inform Spiff of it

    • @harshlarose6670
      @harshlarose6670 12 днів тому +1

      Since it overflowed and got to -1, it’s that half of that number+1 /2

  • @AlonsoMaturanaanza
    @AlonsoMaturanaanza 16 днів тому +696

    My headcanon is that Lewie died in the 32 youtubers video and that's why he no longer appears in the videos.

    • @Justasillylol
      @Justasillylol 16 днів тому +139

      Legends says lewie disappeared because noah send him to deepest layer of his torture places (underground, pure time zone, funland etc.) because of his hatred on mimic detector
      R.I.P the great inventor of MD technology o7

    • @AlonsoMaturanaanza
      @AlonsoMaturanaanza 16 днів тому +66

      @Justasillylol o7
      And also He is also in hell because of the Canondrwaf incident.

    • @luckynumberslevin5936
      @luckynumberslevin5936 16 днів тому +29

      Haven't seen LewisSMLE in quite a while. Did he retire from youtube/twitch and stuff?

    • @Justasillylol
      @Justasillylol 16 днів тому

      ​@@luckynumberslevin5936it could be

    • @pigmasteroink
      @pigmasteroink 16 днів тому +60

      I'm sure Lewie in the afterlife is crafting a mimic detector 4.0 that'll revive himself.

  • @PerfectZeroMusic_
    @PerfectZeroMusic_ 16 днів тому +118

    "The hint is the words are backwards"
    The hint being an anagram:

  • @viper_exe_
    @viper_exe_ 16 днів тому +925

    I got this notification while i was working my construction job. Unfortunately, my laughter at the antics portrayed in the video caused a crane carrying 500 pounds of galvanized square steel to fall directly onto my skull, killing me instantly.

  • @Bunny_Bill
    @Bunny_Bill 16 днів тому +225

    "We've picked some pretty common letters" CLEARLY they don't know the most common letters in the English language because S, T, R, and L remain untouched 3:29

    • @deyesed
      @deyesed 16 днів тому +14

      Pretty sure that's the joke

    • @Bunny_Bill
      @Bunny_Bill 16 днів тому +2

      @ I was also telling a joke

    • @Syfono4
      @Syfono4 2 дні тому

      N as well

  • @Goofer2485
    @Goofer2485 16 днів тому +130

    The video just started for less than a minute and bro guessed "Y"

  • @uIie
    @uIie 16 днів тому +35

    Love that bumbler is like what the fuck is going on and phish and twobold are like yea man

    • @ReignyRain
      @ReignyRain 15 днів тому +5

      Reminds of the "First time?" Meme lmao

    • @JugularJohn
      @JugularJohn 11 днів тому +3

      @@ReignyRainI really want Lewis to join back the games with TwoBold and Phish like the good old D&D days 😭

  • @dutchvanderlinde248
    @dutchvanderlinde248 16 днів тому +124

    3:08 Its technically a trick question. In Dark Souls 2, you could fight the Last Giant first, the Pursuer first, or if you were insane enough, you could farm souls to buy the cat ring off the cat in Majula to go down the hole first and end up fighting the Royal Rat Vanguard or The Rotten first.
    DS2 SotFS goated game unironically btw.

    • @thalesjannotti9457
      @thalesjannotti9457 16 днів тому

      🤓☝️

    • @GolemGomlemel
      @GolemGomlemel 16 днів тому +22

      you can also do the dragonrider in heide's tower of flame first right

    • @dutchvanderlinde248
      @dutchvanderlinde248 16 днів тому +3

      @GolemGomlemel Crap, I knew I forgot one. I haven't played DS2 in like, four years.

    • @HeyyItsDalePlus
      @HeyyItsDalePlus 16 днів тому +4

      Same with DkS1. Apart from tutorial boss, you could fight Gargs, Taurus, Capra Demon, Sif, Quelaag, Moonlight Butterfly, or Pinwheel first (second).

    • @dutchvanderlinde248
      @dutchvanderlinde248 16 днів тому +3

      @@HeyyItsDalePlus I unironically always make a pit stop at Pinwheel at the beginning of my playthroughs for the Rite of Kindling. It's a PITA to get back out, but it makes the rest of the playthrough easier.

  • @shesFibi
    @shesFibi 16 днів тому +35

    the "square triangle" one was painful to watch, great video

  • @raphaelbell2791
    @raphaelbell2791 16 днів тому +32

    noah games work by loony tunes rules. twobold succeeds because he goes with the flow and usually refuses to get upset when he loses - so it's funnier if he wins. (on the other hand if you he or another contestant seems TOO confident, happy, or starts bragging, it can backfire and become funnier to try to bring them down). In general though the more upset you get, the worse you do (because it is funny to rile you up). The wheel actually balances things out a bit by introducing an element of randomness.
    Understanding this is the only way to win Number Off. You have to pick a number that will mean it is funnier if you win. That's why 17+1/2 beats 17, but 1000 wouldn't. Going one number down might work the first time (like when twobold initially suggests 6 for 7) but it doesn't once the suggestion has been introduced, because it's funnier to bait and switch. 17+1/2 wouldn't work a second time either, unless someone else tries it and fails before you try it again and win (ideally in this scenario they really need the win and you don't).

  • @cosmicspacething3474
    @cosmicspacething3474 16 днів тому +46

    50:17 You should’ve let him specify to steal points from Phish just to rub it in

  • @MaskedDemon276
    @MaskedDemon276 16 днів тому +248

    If you look closely at 50:47, you can see that the video ends.

    • @RyanLol-ff5me
      @RyanLol-ff5me 16 днів тому +29

      Woah I didnt notice that

    • @BanambaKV
      @BanambaKV 16 днів тому +21

      Such an engaging and entertaining comment
      I can tell you have watched this video to its fullest and in turn, added your constructive opinions

    • @overforest1195
      @overforest1195 16 днів тому +21

      That's cool and all, but did you know that at 0:00 the video starts?

    • @Skipper-w6b
      @Skipper-w6b 16 днів тому +24

      Why do you have to spoil it bro

    • @4wdthinks
      @4wdthinks 16 днів тому +19

      @@Skipper-w6b shouldn't have checked the comments, smh my head

  • @Hadaron
    @Hadaron 16 днів тому +35

    48:35
    Phish: “I got this, one-”
    Noah: “Two. Bold.”
    Noah did technically win here

  • @Ibaraki_DX
    @Ibaraki_DX 16 днів тому +305

    Thanks UA-cam

    • @gud_animation
      @gud_animation 16 днів тому +3

      How does this comment already have 2 likes? The video is only a minute old???

    • @Ibaraki_DX
      @Ibaraki_DX 16 днів тому +14

      @gud_animation i had the chance to lead the swarm, video appeared to me when it was 6s old

    • @agriaball_CB
      @agriaball_CB 16 днів тому +1

      The claw!!!!

    • @olfelx
      @olfelx 16 днів тому +2

      You're Welcome

    • @RocketCouch
      @RocketCouch 16 днів тому +2

      You're welcome!

  • @stone5against1
    @stone5against1 16 днів тому +25

    ... I just realised that saltyphish's icon is a salt shaker shaped fish.. I had always noticed the hexagonal mouth but never noticed the shaker tail haha

  • @kingmassey3334
    @kingmassey3334 16 днів тому +33

    I am kinda proud and sad that I would have been right by guessing eleven right after I saw "seven" on the puzzle

  • @keramgg
    @keramgg 16 днів тому +15

    Losing 500 at guessing Magic the Noah is literally perfect

  • @QuintBlitz
    @QuintBlitz 16 днів тому +56

    9:00 Might be the smartest deduction ever displayed on this channel and I'm not even kidding!

    • @pauldreamo
      @pauldreamo 16 днів тому +8

      and he still wrote the hint backwards wrong (isnt it tnih?)

    • @kylequincena4238
      @kylequincena4238 16 днів тому +5

      Very little competition tbh

    • @QuintBlitz
      @QuintBlitz 16 днів тому +6

      @@kylequincena4238 That's kinda the joke lol

  • @mild5067
    @mild5067 16 днів тому +14

    There should be a game that just has "ALL OR NOTHING" wheel but if you get NOTHING you also get to add something to the game.

  • @alphaidiot7361
    @alphaidiot7361 16 днів тому +59

    Nice to see this constellation of the favorite Twobold, Bumbler the emotional scarred and a phish out of water that is only avalable 1\2 of the time

  • @AVoiceForRadio
    @AVoiceForRadio 16 днів тому +5

    "The Always and Past Queen" lowkey sounds more like a Dark Souls boss than some Dark Souls boss

  • @ΒύρωνΒακαδήμας
    @ΒύρωνΒακαδήμας 16 днів тому +91

    4:41 GET CIRCLE TOONS IN HERE

    • @alluseri
      @alluseri 16 днів тому +2

      useless

    • @JoeMeister00
      @JoeMeister00 16 днів тому +4

      No, at that point it would go from simple “verbal abuse” to “mass verbal abuse” and Noah doesn’t need any more lawsuits on his hands 😊

  • @LouisCader
    @LouisCader 15 днів тому +9

    10:49 Bumbler said "Ohh". He definitely thought that word was something else😏

  • @Patodeagua213
    @Patodeagua213 16 днів тому +11

    I miss lewie, but bumbler addiition is so good.
    He is like a fish out of water, terrifyed and scared of all stuff happening while phish and twobold are normal to this

  • @samueltukua3061
    @samueltukua3061 15 днів тому +3

    I love that Bumbler is so afraid of the mysterious nature of Noah's games that he says the same number as Noah twice in a row and loses both times

  • @MrMayhem010
    @MrMayhem010 16 днів тому +48

    Any puzzle is a good puzzle if it's made by Noah!

  • @Ranamo_
    @Ranamo_ 16 днів тому +7

    Noah, i really like your subtitles! They're helpful and funny. They help to recognise who's voice it is

  • @AceAviations2
    @AceAviations2 16 днів тому +117

    As someone who has put an unhealthy number of hours into FromSoftware games there are actually four or five possible first bosses in Dark Souls 2.
    1. The Last Giant
    2. Dragonrider (extremely easy thanks to a cheese strat)
    3. Old Dragonslayer
    4. Pursuer (early encounter)
    5. Scorpiness Natchka
    +This one I'm not 100% sure about thanks to a Fragrant Branch of Yore being required to reach her.
    For the DS1 question the intended second boss is Tauros Demon, however thanks to the Master Key and a an unintentional sequence-break there are a CRAZY number of possible second bosses:
    1. Bell Gargoyles
    2. Queelaag
    3. Moonlight Butterfly
    4. Capra Demon (either sequence-break or grabbing the key
    5. Great Grey Wolf Sif
    6. Pinwheel
    7. Iron Golem#
    # Requires sequence-breaking using the Gate-Skip via the Deathcam (the top-down perspective when falling down a lethal pit)

    • @Dirpman42
      @Dirpman42 16 днів тому +3

      Dude was thinking Champion Gundyr the whole time. Got his 3 and 2 mixed up.

    • @AceAviations2
      @AceAviations2 16 днів тому +12

      ​​@@Dirpman42you're getting bosses mixed up as well, DS3's first boss in Iudex Gundyr, Champion Gundyr is the later game version without the Pus of Man phase.
      I've put over 1,000 hours into Dark Souls 3 (1,111 hours to be precise), so I know the boss order pretty well.

    • @TrueIdjiot
      @TrueIdjiot 16 днів тому +11

      If you grind out enough souls to buy the cat ring and survive the fall, royal rat vanguard can be your first boss, so there are 6 different "first" bosses if you don't use exploits.

    • @gggabriell
      @gggabriell 16 днів тому +3

      you can buy the first Fragrant Branch of Yore from Melentia before any boss.

    • @MrMeanKing
      @MrMeanKing 16 днів тому

      Don't forget sif,there's 8 with sequence

  • @d1mensi0n70
    @d1mensi0n70 16 днів тому +11

    Bumbler debut in Magic the Noah! Let's go!

  • @cthulhuwua5354
    @cthulhuwua5354 16 днів тому +32

    I saw the notif, and i could already hear twobold’s cries of anguish

  • @MaxMax-tt6db
    @MaxMax-tt6db 16 днів тому +10

    love that hint isnt even spelled backwards correctly

  • @queru1ous
    @queru1ous 16 днів тому +53

    Wtf happened to Lewie, he’s literally stopped being anywhere near our usual lineup

    • @ADarkHaze
      @ADarkHaze 16 днів тому +9

      busy

    • @NotreallySaber
      @NotreallySaber 16 днів тому +8

      mimic detectors are the reason

    • @Evesdropper
      @Evesdropper 16 днів тому +8

      he's busy detecting mimics

    • @ReignyRain
      @ReignyRain 15 днів тому +2

      He's making a Mimic Detector that can defeat Noah

  • @coletheweird9879
    @coletheweird9879 16 днів тому +11

    "I made a game with word puzzles, but the puzzles are super confusing" - Noah
    "Your hint is that I am a Kindergartener"- Also Noah

  • @InternalExcel
    @InternalExcel 16 днів тому +25

    imagine if noah made a game, where he was promptly IRL approaching one of the contestants homes. And after a couple rounds he approaches the house and personally delivers a wheel of failure to one of them
    edit: if they loose... noah decides what happens
    absolute cinema.

  • @keishii2648
    @keishii2648 16 днів тому +12

    The real first boss of DS2 is *The Pursuer.* He can be found in an only one time encounter event before *Last Giant,* and he will run away if you take too long ending him, though he will be missing from his normal boss room if defeated early and I think you get a ring.
    That being said the *Dragonrider* and the *Old Dragonslayer* could be the first boss depending where you go, the former is the easiest boss for good players as he will take himself out in seconds (super easily) if you dodge right the once!

    • @Lykagame
      @Lykagame 16 днів тому +1

      It was weighing on my mind every time a boss question was asked because all that was running through my mind was every possible set of events to get to other bosses. It's not the most feasible to do, but if you get enough for the Silvercat ring & are able to survive the initial drop into the well, you can also technically get to Royal Rat Authority & The Rotten.
      HOWEVER, if you grab the Fragrant Branch of Yore on the way to The Rotten, you can warp back and unlock the Shaded Ruins so you can fight Najka first. I think in that same hypothetical but likely too farfetched to be worth doing outside of bragging rights, you can get the 1m souls for the shrine of winter from regular enemies (though you'd need to be in the company of champions to prevent running out of spawns) giving you access to Drangleic Castle and their boss...the, uhh....Dragonriders! Plural! 😅
      On top of that, I believe with the DLC you could access Eleum Loyce from the shrine to fight Aava, the king's pet as a first boss.

    • @ginrodino8542
      @ginrodino8542 16 днів тому +1

      I don't personally count that as the boss encounter since it doesn't have a boss healthbar, but even skipping that one, there are a bunch of other bosses that can be first.

    • @keishii2648
      @keishii2648 16 днів тому +1

      @@Lykagame To be far, I think there is a *"ymfah"* video of beating the game with only killing the last boss. The four I picked were more of a first timer's pickings, as they are the easiest to run into while knowing next to nothing. The Dragonrider was my first boss kill by the by. lol
      @ginrodino8542 Understandable, but I do personally count him, as he is the same Pursuer that you would end up fighting later anyways. As mentioned earlier, he's missing in his boss room if dealt with on his first appearance during that little ambushing event.

  • @RexTheDinosaurs
    @RexTheDinosaurs 16 днів тому +78

    0:19 wheel of fortune more like Wheel of torture

    • @cael466
      @cael466 16 днів тому +6

      Not funny

    • @RedFlagYoutube
      @RedFlagYoutube 16 днів тому +2

      Those dont even come come close to rhyming

    • @Thatstickguy.
      @Thatstickguy. 16 днів тому +1

      Is that a jojo reference

    • @joelhaggis5054
      @joelhaggis5054 16 днів тому +2

      Is that a magic the Gathering reference

    • @ReignyRain
      @ReignyRain 15 днів тому +4

      Is that Magic the Noah reference

  • @bonessai
    @bonessai 16 днів тому +8

    the firefighter improv sequence was too good 🔥

  • @netherdog7127
    @netherdog7127 16 днів тому +7

    26:40 him saying “I’d like to guess” cracked me up 💀

  • @dilburtferdschmert2371
    @dilburtferdschmert2371 7 днів тому +1

    take a shot every time
    -fish skips a turn
    -twobold says "that's rough buddy"
    -bumbler loses points

  • @Elec.Balloon
    @Elec.Balloon 16 днів тому +5

    The fact that losing a turn is the most optimal thing to get in the wheel of failure is so weird and funny xD

  • @riddlr9864
    @riddlr9864 13 днів тому +2

    I mean, emotional damage... when people ask your best friend who their best friends are, you dont even come up in conversation

  • @tammynordhoff9199
    @tammynordhoff9199 16 днів тому +8

    When one of the slices on the wheel of failure is improv, you know it's gonna be a good one. 26:50 FINALLY

  • @countessmomo
    @countessmomo 9 днів тому +2

    All I can think is how the hours watching numberphile would pay off for the number off

  • @bananabroshsid8234
    @bananabroshsid8234 16 днів тому +4

    just by watching the video alone you can tell this is Bumbler's first rodeo

  • @WhereIsMySock03
    @WhereIsMySock03 16 днів тому +5

    Did anyone else figure out "eleven" like, 20 turns before the contestants and spend their time just, screaming at the computer?

  • @firemerald7411
    @firemerald7411 15 днів тому +3

    watching them completely fail to not realize it's "square triangle" for so many turns, even AFTER ONLY ONE LETTER IS LEFT, was painful. It was so obvious!

  • @LuckyGizmo07
    @LuckyGizmo07 16 днів тому +2

    Twobold was getting drunk off the power of points and emotional damage

  • @stone5against1
    @stone5against1 16 днів тому +4

    Love how the first hint wasn't even hint backwards so it made solving it even worse haha

  • @pacocheung1864
    @pacocheung1864 16 днів тому +5

    Noah showing that his new year new me plan does in fact, include gaslighting

  • @ReignyRain
    @ReignyRain 15 днів тому +5

    18:12 Twobold's just self projecting here

  • @Quite_Rob
    @Quite_Rob 16 днів тому +2

    The fact that phish won -500 points for the "MAGIC THE NOAH" puzzle is exactly what Magic the Noah would give as a reward. Well deserved Phish. When Noah takes your points, you should feel honored peasants.

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop 15 днів тому +6

    One of these days Noah is literally just gonna force these guys to play "The Campaign for North Africa"

    • @NeighborhoodNeko
      @NeighborhoodNeko 10 днів тому +3

      the gradual transition from magic the noah to valefisk

    • @NM-wd7kx
      @NM-wd7kx 9 днів тому

      ​@@NeighborhoodNeko except Noah will release the video

  • @eillee8394
    @eillee8394 15 днів тому +18

    Here's an idea for a contrived wheel-challenge between two players: Both have to DM you a number, the bigger number wins *unless* it is more than 100 away from the other, then the smaller number wins.

    • @briarwillow
      @briarwillow 13 днів тому

      At that point the strat is to just go for an absurdly low number, like negative nondecillion. You'd have to limit it to 0-200 or 300.

    • @libbybollinger5901
      @libbybollinger5901 12 днів тому

      @@briarwillowI mean, you could just say no negatives

  • @Saint_Mono
    @Saint_Mono 16 днів тому +2

    As soon as I saw the one box by itself I knew, the least common letter guessed in word puzzles.

  • @Gapatche
    @Gapatche 15 днів тому +4

    "But K is such a common letter"
    It's the 22nd most common letter, V is more common

    • @KaiLucasZachary
      @KaiLucasZachary 15 днів тому

      I literally thought to myself it's one of the most uncommon in the entire alphabet. lol

  • @vomRests
    @vomRests 14 днів тому +1

    It was actually a pain to watch them just not realize what the words r

  • @GavinGamingTV
    @GavinGamingTV 16 днів тому +3

    Here’s a funny idea: make a game with no twists, so they’ll think there is one but nothing will ever happen

  • @theAstarrr
    @theAstarrr 11 днів тому +1

    30:38
    *tortures everyone for an hour* - "yeah this is funny"
    *makes a player give themselves emotional damage* - "I feel bad for that one" 😂

  • @44Hd22
    @44Hd22 16 днів тому +7

    1:59 You need to use tinned h.

  • @Tex1707
    @Tex1707 15 днів тому +2

    That dark souls one question is very mean you can fight like 3 different bosses as your second boss

  • @Ryyi23
    @Ryyi23 16 днів тому +3

    How do people not know the most common letters are R, S, T, L, N, and E?!

  • @onebear6504
    @onebear6504 16 днів тому +2

    Funniest moment in the vid is Twobold not getting two bold lmao. I managed to figure it out right before two bold started his guess xD

  • @ceithless
    @ceithless 16 днів тому +11

    yknow what
    im going to animate all of the improv scenes, ever.
    such a good idea i wont regret no definitely not

  • @JugularJohn
    @JugularJohn 11 днів тому +1

    TwoBold quietly wheezing to himself over how much he hates Noah everytime he intentionally screws him over is comedy gold.

  • @Mundaneturtle
    @Mundaneturtle 15 днів тому +3

    There is yet to be an MtN video that doesn’t make me laugh for minutes straight ❤

  • @cXspXr
    @cXspXr 16 днів тому +1

    that firefighter was actually beautiful.

  • @AntHill12790
    @AntHill12790 16 днів тому +4

    -500 has to be the most fitting reward for that puzzle xdd

  • @FurnaxIkki
    @FurnaxIkki 15 днів тому +1

    The funniest thing is that Dark Souls II is so nonlinear that multiple bosses could be the first boss.
    The Pursuer, the Last Giant, the Old Dragonslayer, the Dragonrider, the Royal Rat Vanguard, the Rotten, Scorpioness Najka, the Twin Dragonriders, the Darklurker, or Aava the King's Pet.

  • @Quick_Ink
    @Quick_Ink 16 днів тому +2

    27:54 ooooo was not expecting Electronic “Arts”’s business practices to come into this.

  • @izaori5980
    @izaori5980 16 днів тому +1

    Never had so much fun shouting triangle at a screen. Took me longer to figure out square but the whole puzzle I was shouting "triangle! triangle!!!"

  • @anaceattorneyfangreatgame9770
    @anaceattorneyfangreatgame9770 16 днів тому +13

    Ideas for Word Puzzles:
    "The Answer is the Hint" Hint: The Answer is the Answer
    26 B's with the hInt: Insect. The correction solution is : Hive.

  • @Atratzu
    @Atratzu 12 днів тому +1

    1:03 "Hey Scoob, lets flip a coin for it... Heads I win, Tails you loose!"

  • @JJtheonly716
    @JJtheonly716 16 днів тому +4

    I am very held back by the echo, it hurts to hear the echo of someones headphones, the doubblllleee heearrrringggg

    • @Unfugu
      @Unfugu 16 днів тому +1

      YES. Noah, please fix this. It frequently happens in your videos an drives me mad.

  • @AUG_Glow
    @AUG_Glow 13 днів тому

    Twobold’s insane play on the “I would like to solve please” was awesome

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 16 днів тому +3

    I'm starting to think one of them must've pissed off Noah, he was going extra hard today!

  • @videocadet
    @videocadet 15 днів тому +2

    Technically the first dark souls 2 boss depends on the direction you go. It could also be Dragonrider

  • @RasaxRasa
    @RasaxRasa 16 днів тому +11

    26:05 This might look like just a silly bit, but it's actually true. if you add Phish's number (x) with 1 you get 100...0, but the number is so big that the 1 will overflow and the answer will become 00...0 which is the same as 0. So x+1=0, therefore x=-1.
    This is one of the methods of creating negative numbers in computer science (and in an infinite state, the math is true in calculus. It's the same concept, but a little more complicated)

  • @dimo2081
    @dimo2081 16 днів тому +1

    the first boss in dark souls 2 is technically the pursuer

  • @amaranth7596
    @amaranth7596 16 днів тому +11

    46:09 this conversation made me INCREDIBLY angry almost instantly.

    • @TheDougio
      @TheDougio 16 днів тому +1

      Have you tried NOT getting incredibly angry?