There used to be a tv show called ‘Get Stuffed’ that was exactly that. I think it was on UK ITV or something. It was only on for about 10 minutes. Then after that was metal / rock show ‘Headbangers Ball’. Class late night TV after the pub.
Nat G yeah, in the uk you need to buy a tv license to get tv playing in your home. It's weird but if you think about it it's like paying for wifi. it means that the BBC doesn't have any adverts so there's less than a minute between each programme. Still a bit stupid though but lots of young people just get netflix instead
Funny thing is, they have no actual way of checking whether you've bought one or not. They have no authority on that. Don't believe me, watch the episode of Fact Fiend - ua-cam.com/video/Vv2ZqZmC7u0/v-deo.html
A friend of mine once came home pissed and made a lovely omelette, then for some reason thought it would be a good idea to flambé it in methylated spirits.
@@The.Intruder the joke is that, because the Brits are on the other side of the world from Australia, everything there is upside down, from their perspective. And naturally pineapples would dread being put in a cake.
God knows why. There are much better comedians waiting in the wings to take part in this show, but dinosaurs like Dennis won't leave the comfort of an easy paycheck.
ME A to be fair, dennis is a legend from a MTW point of view. i agree that hes not the funniest comedian right now, but hes been very consistent on MTW, compared to some of the others they have had on it. your being a bit harsh i think
+ME A There are five people on that panel aside from Hugh. Plenty of opportunities for all these other great comedians you claim are waiting in the wings, no? Why does Hugh have to go for them to make an appearance?
One of my "cooking while pissed" favourites is half a packet of biccies and a Pot Noodle. Another one is the classic microwave pasta that should only be on for five minutes but you put it on for ten and eat the bloody thing anyway.
Hello and welcome to cooking with O'Brien ,to day will be making a lovely family roast ,now ive already got the wife and kids in the oven now it's time to marinade the niece and nephew .
Oh, I was reading the comments about cooking while pissed. I didn't get it until I heard it said in proper English. Being pissed in America is different than being pissed in England.
And that ladies and gentlemen is how you make the best beef wellington you’ve ever tasted. This isn’t a beef wellington, it looks like you made a minced meat pie. If you’re going to make a beef wellington, make it how Gordon Ramsay does. You know what, JUST GET OUT!
Okay now we’re going to top our pizza. First step is to throw the pineapple out the window. Next step is to get a glass of milk ready, because later we’re going to dip the pizza in the milk. Also have some ranch dressing on the side.
UA-cam recommendation : This channel Me: Watches it. Loves it. This is my first time watching British comedy. *inner thoughts * Why does it sound similar to Whose Line Is It Anyways?
Even former MTW panelists who have gotten big, haven't come back, like Russel Howard, Jack Whitehall, Romesh Ranganathan, Micky Flanagan, Michael McIntyre, Greg Davies...
They don't all have to go up the exact same number of times. They give them a little bit of leeway, just in case one of them can't come up with as many good ones as the others.
to the woman who pleasured pigs thanks to the producer who doesn't listen. Your show was then axed as they found a duo of better presenters. Rebecca Loos and David Cameron
My entries: "Now this recipe was handed down to me by my late grandfather, who was one of few chefs who was highly praised by Hitler himself." "So while you waiting for the blood to be drained out of the animal, open your Quran to this passage and read it out loud to help give your meat that authentic Halal flavor." "Mmm, I remembered eating this as a kid and I must say, this is the best brand of PVA glue I've ever tasted." "Welcome to KKKookin'! With me, Paula Deen!
I would watch 'Cooking when pissed' for hours.
Try Hannah Hart's show My Drunk Kitchen here on UA-cam.
Yes
There used to be a tv show called ‘Get Stuffed’ that was exactly that. I think it was on UK ITV or something. It was only on for about 10 minutes. Then after that was metal / rock show ‘Headbangers Ball’. Class late night TV after the pub.
You should watch If you haven't...
ua-cam.com/video/9MY4JmVOsVc/v-deo.html
Or Floyd on Booze as it was very affectionately known🍷
'Cooking When Pissed'. I'd buy a TV license to watch that.
try My Drunk Kitchen on UA-cam
You need a license to watch Tv? What?
Nat G
yeah, in the uk you need to buy a tv license to get tv playing in your home. It's weird but if you think about it it's like paying for wifi. it means that the BBC doesn't have any adverts so there's less than a minute between each programme.
Still a bit stupid though but lots of young people just get netflix instead
Funny thing is, they have no actual way of checking whether you've bought one or not. They have no authority on that.
Don't believe me, watch the episode of Fact Fiend - ua-cam.com/video/Vv2ZqZmC7u0/v-deo.html
Don't buy a TV license the only evidence they can have against you is if you let them in.
I like Milton Jones because you never know where he's going to go with it.
One of his best; "Anyone can cook this grain. You can't, Beatrice. Oh, sorry... You can't beat rice".
I wonder what Ed is really like when pissed.
Probably off his Ed
He's irish so I wonder what he is like when he's sober
Probably a bit like Bernard Black
Probably even more annoying and just as tedious.
Are we talking angry or drunk?
For those wishing "Cooking when Pissed" was a real show, I recommend My Drink Kitchen here on UA-cam
Not drunk enough. A couple of beers isn't "drunk"...lightweight.
True story .My neighbour came home pissed and cooked some chips. He almost burn't the house down.
It was a real show it, was huge in the 90-ies. It was called "Floyd on food".
A friend of mine once came home pissed and made a lovely omelette, then for some reason thought it would be a good idea to flambé it in methylated spirits.
@@djfromage I blame the cooking Channel
Cooking when Pissed could have been fronted by Keith Floyd
The BBC must've had a horrible time worrying he was going to fall overboard when he was pissed on those cookery boat rides.
OK, he had a drink problem and sure he would have a glass while he was cooking but he was never actually pissed while doing a show. Just saying 🤗
YES!
@@daniellamaria5887 I'm sure I saw at least a few episodes where he wasn't all that sober...
Ed seemed more Irish than usual.
He was pissed; typical Irish always cooking when drunk 😂😂
@@elliotyamamoto38 there are youtube channel's dedicated to it already.
I love Milton's comment about Banana Wine. I have watched it over and over again and I always laugh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The oven gloves one was hilarious
i think ed was actually drunk on this ngl
Imagine if Ed's Cooking while pissed is based off of things he has done while pissed...
Hugh Dennis is so good man he comes up with the best stuff everytime, never fails to make me laugh
Ed and Hugh both do great drunks, but I think Cooking When Pissed gets the prize.
DRUNK MASTERCHEF NEEDS TO HAPPEN !!!!!
Totally .. I'd watch 😂😂😂
Try drunk kitchen on youtube
As an Australian I love the pineapple cake joke 😂
I might sound stupid but I didn't get it.
@@The.Intruder the joke is that, because the Brits are on the other side of the world from Australia, everything there is upside down, from their perspective.
And naturally pineapples would dread being put in a cake.
As another Australian, Milton did a good Aussie accent - it was passable.
Cooking when pissed. Sounds like Holly and Philip when they do the cooking item on This Morning. They giggle every time
“Simply pull all the guts out before filling it with your favorite greens. And there you have it: a blunt.”
*whispering* "Hi, I'm Gordon Ramsay, and today we will be doing Cooking ASMR"
Glad I ain’t the only one who noticed Nigela’s innuendo’s. She is pretty stunning though
am i right in thinking that hugh dennis is the only panel member to have been in every episode?
Yes, apart from the pilot
God knows why. There are much better comedians waiting in the wings to take part in this show, but dinosaurs like Dennis won't leave the comfort of an easy paycheck.
ME A to be fair, dennis is a legend from a MTW point of view. i agree that hes not the funniest comedian right now, but hes been very consistent on MTW, compared to some of the others they have had on it. your being a bit harsh i think
+ME A There are five people on that panel aside from Hugh. Plenty of opportunities for all these other great comedians you claim are waiting in the wings, no? Why does Hugh have to go for them to make an appearance?
ME A there are not many comedians who could do this regular (there are but not as quality as hugh) his comedic style is sort of unique
Can "Cooking when Pissed" be a real thing please??????????? I'd pay to watch that
Isn't that basically every programme Keith Floyd ever made?
Milton was really on form.
I'd like to see an actual show Ed proposes...
that makes simple tasty food.
My "Cooking when pissed" recipes include garlic chicken Kiev at 3am and burnt toast with monster munch.
Chicken Kiev... Isn't that the food that glows in the dark?
One of my "cooking while pissed" favourites is half a packet of biccies and a Pot Noodle. Another one is the classic microwave pasta that should only be on for five minutes but you put it on for ten and eat the bloody thing anyway.
Oh, I get it now. Ed Byrne has just figured out that Hugh was only *pretending* to be drunk in all those brilliant sketches.
Ed Byrne just gets better looking every time I see him on Mock the week.
Hair is shit and comedy is bland
@@vcsl14 Insult is shit and profile picture is bland.
Ed Ward just gets better looking every time I see him in a UA-cam comment section.
That smeg fridge joke was brilliant.
I would watch him and Hugh Dennis in cooking while pissed all day long 😂😂😂😂😂
Scotch Sperm absolutely done me 😂😂😂😂😂
Crowdfund a series of Cooking When Pissed!!
2:08 THANK YOU. Why do they make them cook outdoors in the summer!?
Hello and welcome to cooking with O'Brien ,to day will be making a lovely family roast ,now ive already got the wife and kids in the oven now it's time to marinade the niece and nephew .
Thank you for tuning into tonight episode. We have our special cooking guest... Dr Hannibal Lecter
Drunk Ed is one of my favorite things about this!
The caike of dethh!
These mock the week comment sections are exasperating... I advice to avoid at all costs
Surely though your warning would only be read by people who you're now advising not to read your comment? I don't think you thought that through.
Ploppy Ploppy No I didn’t really...it’s a comment on UA-cam
advise
I dunno. Occasionally you find a good one.
The first one was already great!
Oh, I was reading the comments about cooking while pissed. I didn't get it until I heard it said in proper English. Being pissed in America is different than being pissed in England.
Samuel Seager pissed: drunk; pissed off: angry.
Just don't make a drunk person angry, else they'll be pissed AND pissed.
Proper English? Ok, then.
I heard it as "Cooking with piss"
What is the name of the guy who always wears those colorful shirts? He is just brilliant!
You mean Milton Jones?
0:25 good one
Ed Byrne looks like the only skinny hobbit in hobbiton
That's probably why he's been drinking
Now you just turn the induction heat on high, put your hand on the burner, and until your hand gets a third degree burn, it’s done!
I think we need a whole series of Ed Byrne's, "Cooking when Pi$$ed"!
I love you Ed Byrne x Funny AF 😂
My one:
So, you just want to apply wine to taste....
And by that time you’ll be too pissed to worry about your burnt casserole.
Blimey! Harry Potter has put on a few stone since he left Hogwarts to become a comedian
+Joe
Philosopher's Stones.
I so want to watch a whole episode of Cooking When You've Come Home Pissed
And that ladies and gentlemen is how you make the best beef wellington you’ve ever tasted. This isn’t a beef wellington, it looks like you made a minced meat pie. If you’re going to make a beef wellington, make it how Gordon Ramsay does. You know what, JUST GET OUT!
Okay now we’re going to top our pizza. First step is to throw the pineapple out the window. Next step is to get a glass of milk ready, because later we’re going to dip the pizza in the milk. Also have some ranch dressing on the side.
Now let’s just go into the pantry and... oh sorry my sister just ate everything in the pantry.
Ive always been slightly bemused at the idea of appliances called smeg...
Is that actually a thing??
Red Dwarf always springs to mind when the word "smeg" is mentioned.
@@XxRadioactiveGirlxX sure is
Smalterie Metallurgiche Emiliane Guastalla.
Italian for Emilian Guastalla metallurgical enamelling works
Hugh and Ivo were the best.
Ivo wasn't on this week :/
Nope!
And now with your dish in the oven, what you can do to wait is watch hamilton the musical. And once it’s over, it’s done.
Oi BBC, you should get on making Cooking When Pissed.
0:15 he said that as I was about to get up to go poo but now I gotta wait cuz I gotta post this comment
FIRE!
THE CAKE OF DEATH
"As Australian Pineapples call it....." :D
I love Milton's dumb jokes.
Awesome
There really should be a show called Cooking when you come home pissed
I say it should alternate between pissed-drunk and pissed-angry.
RICHIE'S FAMOUS FRIDAY NIGHT FRY-UP from the series Bottom.
Angela Barnes, definitely the serious one of the crowd. Well, she doesn't tell any jokes, does she?
It can be effective to freeze your food, but there is, however, some frozen cons.
3:06
"ginger nuts" "love Meghan" can't believe I just caught that
"Hello, I'm Gordon Ramsay... now F*** OFF."
2:44 who is he
Glenn Moore: 2011 Chortle Student Comedian of the Year finalist.
2:44
Welcome to Jamie's 15 Minute Meals, where Jamie will show you how to cook fifteen meals to feed your pet mice.
I want to try banana wine
That’s the thing about Nigella - for some reason she doesn’t work on the radio.
Of all the foods she could have picked for the first joke... Pasta?
Okay so the next thing we’re going to do is cut the cheese.
Oh Jesus who's the big one in yellow? Wouldn't say no 😏 😏
UA-cam recommendation : This channel
Me: Watches it. Loves it. This is my first time watching British comedy.
*inner thoughts * Why does it sound similar to Whose Line Is It Anyways?
Chan Win Sern WLIIA started off as a British show, but was popularised when US did their version of it
Probably because they're both British programmes produced by Dan Paatternson that feature improvisied comedy.
THEY NEED LEE MACK ON THIS SHOW😱
RavenclawWolf YESSSSSS
I think Lee Mack's too big for mock the week. He does have his own show
Even former MTW panelists who have gotten big, haven't come back, like Russel Howard, Jack Whitehall, Romesh Ranganathan, Micky Flanagan, Michael McIntyre, Greg Davies...
The woman in yellow didn't get as many goes as the others, did she?
They don't all have to go up the exact same number of times. They give them a little bit of leeway, just in case one of them can't come up with as many good ones as the others.
@@EightThreeEight that's fair enough, it could count against them if they had to go up while still thinking of ideas.
And the special ingredient is a pint of spunk milked from a hundred eager volunteers
Nexttimeoncookingwhenpissed
Who's the younger guy?
Which one?
''I enjoyed it so much that i spat it back out and put it back in my mouth''
ed byrne is so funny here - not really any one else is and angela barnes is particularly bad here - she is so un-funny
charles Meekins
She is not one of my favourite female comedians, I sometimes think she tries too hard to be funny.
Her jokes can be alright, but her delivery is always so poor
I take that back, her jokes were awful too
What ones Angela barnes
Joshua Barnes the redhead next to Hugh Dennis.
Who's the geezer who looks like Clark Kent?
Glenn Moore
Ah thank you man
trust the irishman to host that
We do, he's a very trustworthy man.
Welcome to cooking for students. Today 101 things you can do with a Pot Noodle
This show just went shit when frank Boyle left
Thomas Hudson frankie boyle went to shit anyway
Excuse you, but Ed Byrne and Hugh Dennis keep this show fresh
@@thomashudson7648 I'd suggest you avoid watching these, then! It's simple, really.
Mock the week comment section shut up challenge
Milton and Ed saved this one. Even Hugh Dennis wasn't brilliant this time.
Whenever I watch any of these Mock the Week clips nowadays, my first thought is "Who are these panelists?", and my second thought is "They're shite".
jackieboy johnson Time to stop watching, then.
LivB I stopped watching the show a while back
Darn, if only there were other channels you could take your daddy revenge out on.
WHY ARE YOU HERE THEN? Do something else with your time 😂
And then your third (mistaken) thought is "Other people will be interested to hear about my thoughts"
So as you can see my whole family is helping me, everyone except my oldest brother because I had to kick him out since he’s annoying.
to the woman who pleasured pigs thanks to the producer who doesn't listen. Your show was then axed as they found a duo of better presenters. Rebecca Loos and David Cameron
Things you won't hear on mock the week any more: Funny jokes,
The girl in yellow should cook some more salads.
you don't cook a salad?
@@robotcapital4774 yes, but it's a "cookery show" bit
You’re rude
@@nasrinv that's true
I open the video to see if James Acaster is in the line up and click off if he isn't...
That's a shame. You should give someone else a chance.
2:07 oooh luv a plus size mmm
😂😂😂😂🍷🍷
This show really has gone downhill
Stick around. Your whining is hilarious.
chas ames Yeah bet you were crying of laughter after reading my comment mate
And that's what passes for comedy these days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My entries:
"Now this recipe was handed down to me by my late grandfather, who was one of few chefs who was highly praised by Hitler himself."
"So while you waiting for the blood to be drained out of the animal, open your Quran to this passage and read it out loud to help give your meat that authentic Halal flavor."
"Mmm, I remembered eating this as a kid and I must say, this is the best brand of PVA glue I've ever tasted."
"Welcome to KKKookin'! With me, Paula Deen!
Your second comment has been adapted by Israeli TV-who do 2 shows 1 for the muslims and 1 for the Jews-kosher instead of Halal
This was the most unfunny thing I have ever seen
Do us all a favor and go back to Spongebob Squarepants.
chas ames I'll stick with Alan Partridge, thanks
Alex Williams - Yawn.
Alex Williams there is to be no descenting comments on this UA-cam channel.
Like flogging a dead horse now this show
This is literally the first clip I have seen that didn’t have any lefty Trump, Brexit or Farage gags !