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    The performers suggest unlikely lines from a thriller in Scenes We'd Like to See.
    Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
    Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis discuss the events of the week in the company of guests Tom Allen, Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Olga Koch and Glenn Moore.
    Mock The Week | Series 18 Episode 3 | BBC
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 190

  • @Vincornelis
    @Vincornelis 5 років тому +132

    I have the shot. Mind you I’ve taken quite a few already and I might be a bit drunk.

  • @mohammadchaudhry4162
    @mohammadchaudhry4162 5 років тому +261

    That last joke was savage 😂

    • @arshaddahlan
      @arshaddahlan 5 років тому +11

      Not as savage as the Liam Neeson joke

    • @FreedomExalia
      @FreedomExalia 5 років тому +1

      I can clearly recall Romesh Ranganathan telling that joke several seasons back...

  • @AnwarRosly
    @AnwarRosly 4 роки тому +21

    Ellie's joke cracked me up good HAHAHA!

  • @BlackbirdSJ
    @BlackbirdSJ 5 років тому +558

    Oh that Liam Neeson joke

    • @PrinzPassionsfrucht
      @PrinzPassionsfrucht 4 роки тому +2

      And now, it's an even harsher joke.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 4 роки тому

      @@PrinzPassionsfrucht Why, what happened?

    • @CurlyFry.
      @CurlyFry. Рік тому

      @@TequilaToothpickApparently being called a racist, because he threatened to burn a black guys house down, or hammer them to death, because of something they did. Was it rape? I’m not sure, but it was some awkward business.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick Рік тому +4

      @@CurlyFry. Oh that. You misremembered. He didn't threaten to kill a black man because of a rape, he went out looking to kill any random black man that would start trouble with him.

    • @CurlyFry.
      @CurlyFry. Рік тому +1

      @@TequilaToothpick Oh. Thanks.

  • @JB-vq6xv
    @JB-vq6xv 5 років тому +120

    Ed Byrne is killing it

    • @thejordyoshi
      @thejordyoshi 5 років тому +4

      As always.

    • @R2Cv1
      @R2Cv1 5 років тому +2

      Is it me or is he doing a "John Wick" look?

    • @ratholin
      @ratholin 3 роки тому +4

      Secret servicing while pisht!

  • @arfuckle1694
    @arfuckle1694 5 років тому +119

    God, Hugh and Ed keep on getting funnier and funnier!

  • @TequilaToothpick
    @TequilaToothpick 4 роки тому +44

    Elle's Liam Neeson joke wins this section.

  • @charlesbishop9553
    @charlesbishop9553 5 років тому +49

    I'm a simple man. I see Hugh Dennis, I click.

    • @deeya
      @deeya 5 років тому +2

      he usually delivers. Not always great, but never a dud.

    • @OverlordMalarkey
      @OverlordMalarkey 3 роки тому

      Ever since Andy and Russel and Frankie arent on the show anymore Hugh is one who's carrying the dead horse

  • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
    @TheFrugalVideoGamer 5 років тому +222

    Please stop with the emoticons in the title...
    And good lord did I laugh at the "Can I take the shot?" joke.

    • @superberniecat5042
      @superberniecat5042 5 років тому +5

      I think they're trying to attract millenials with the emoticons!

    • @chiaraa9880
      @chiaraa9880 5 років тому +26

      Wow man said "Emoticons"...was it cold when you lived through the ice age?

    • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
      @TheFrugalVideoGamer 5 років тому +24

      @@chiaraa9880
      Worse - I lived in the age of dial-up internet!

    • @chiaraa9880
      @chiaraa9880 5 років тому +5

      @@TheFrugalVideoGamer my sympathies. Must have been a difficult time..

    • @muizzsiddique
      @muizzsiddique 5 років тому +6

      I'm actually happy there is someone who still says "emoticons".

  • @flyawaytodie
    @flyawaytodie 2 роки тому +12

    "Just when I thought the case couldn't get any worse...it didn't."
    Shortest episode of Midsomer Murders ever!

  • @kenna163
    @kenna163 5 років тому +43

    Oh the Liam Neeson joke. Nice.

  • @emmashot5036
    @emmashot5036 5 років тому +115

    it's baby shark dododododo

  • @gentianviolet2785
    @gentianviolet2785 5 років тому +235

    First off, fire the title guy

    • @vasishtvasudevan4059
      @vasishtvasudevan4059 5 років тому +10

      They messed up the description

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson 5 років тому +5

      Second, fire the woman that made the baby shark joke >_>

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 4 роки тому +6

      @@RinJackson She was the best one here

  • @sweetboo1022
    @sweetboo1022 5 років тому +148

    As an American in a red State I highly approve... take the shot.

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer 5 років тому +8

      They did......
      Where do you think he got the brain damage?

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer 5 років тому +22

      @Jason Mistretta No reason to buckle up.... People that would vote for him aren't smart enough for seatbelts. 🤓

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves 5 років тому +3

      @Jason Mistretta No he isn't. He's going to be re-election fixed in 2020.

    • @OverlordMalarkey
      @OverlordMalarkey 3 роки тому +7

      Aaaaaaaand Trump lost

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 3 роки тому +2

      @Jason Mistretta Comments that aged well…
      Should I revisit when he's been jailed?

  • @muggletonmedia7507
    @muggletonmedia7507 5 років тому +51

    Ellie is so funny

  • @SirenPandaSabo
    @SirenPandaSabo 5 років тому +29

    I just spotted but the surnames don't match the correct name in the description.

  • @anxiousperson3325
    @anxiousperson3325 5 років тому +251

    stop with the emojis in the title, but other than that, great video

  • @tonycampbell1010
    @tonycampbell1010 Рік тому +1

    Byrne was on fire! (See what I did there?) 😂😂😂

  • @shantanupanda1650
    @shantanupanda1650 5 років тому +49

    It's baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo 😂😂😂

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords 5 років тому +3

      I didn't get that one.

    • @chestnutbloke305
      @chestnutbloke305 5 років тому +4

      Conway79 There was a song that sweeper the nation last year called Baby Shark by PINKFONG. What Ellie said is the first lyric.

    • @rossyoung8892
      @rossyoung8892 5 років тому +6

      "Baby Shark" is a song from a children's UA-cam channel called PinkFong. It went viral and now has nearly 2.9 billion views. Each verse ends with the phrase "doo doodoo doo doodoo"

    • @Carbide1991
      @Carbide1991 5 років тому +1

      no

    • @Blazervitch
      @Blazervitch 5 років тому +3

      That was a poor attempt at a joke and made multiple generations of my family cringe

  • @edwardkinsey5680
    @edwardkinsey5680 5 років тому +8

    That Blue Peter Joke😅

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 5 років тому +8

    Respond to description.
    That is Ellie Taylor not Olga Koch.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 роки тому +5

    I’m going to count to three, and there will be a four, and then there will be a five.

  • @TK_Studios
    @TK_Studios 5 років тому +19

    Esther Ransom 😂

    • @ereristark425
      @ereristark425 5 років тому +3

      Oh I didn't get that one...what was the reference?

    • @TK_Studios
      @TK_Studios 5 років тому +10

      @Ereri Stark, it’s a reference to Esther Rantzen the founder of child-line 👍

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan 3 роки тому +1

      @@TK_Studios Thank you, I was trying to look it up and couldn't figure out the connection between her name and the rest. Much appreciated!
      _edited for clarity_

  • @theiggy1474
    @theiggy1474 2 місяці тому +1

    Lol that Trump joke was great!

  • @evepayler1461
    @evepayler1461 3 роки тому +2

    2:06 TAKE THE SHOT

  • @seanspawn7805
    @seanspawn7805 5 років тому +83

    I like Liam Neeson. Last year he said a few words about what was in his head during a bit of a breakdown when he was a young man. He approached nobody, hurt nobody and got over his demons. Real bigots, misogynists and bullies have life long histories of such and they do leave a trail of hurt in their wake. Still, sorry Liam but the joke was funny..

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves 5 років тому +12

      Yes, it was what has become standard practice, for large sections of the media (social and mainstream) to blow something out of proportion, so they can get the attention themselves by being outraged. They completely fail to apply the full context of what's been said.
      That doesn't mean it shouldn't be joked about though and it was a funny joke.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah the joke was awesome.

  • @Mattdem
    @Mattdem 5 років тому +4

    Ed is always on point

  • @dcxdawn7541
    @dcxdawn7541 5 років тому +19

    Poor Romesh wasn’t even there.

    • @stugod5000
      @stugod5000 3 роки тому +3

      it's like he didn't even see it coming

  • @kedabro1957
    @kedabro1957 5 років тому +9

    1:45 ... "I will find you ..."

  • @eclectica1
    @eclectica1 4 роки тому +7

    Ellie Taylor's second joke is known as reality in America.

  • @MorgaineRiddlePrince
    @MorgaineRiddlePrince 5 років тому +13

    Can't get away from baby shark! Saw a meme on pinterest also. Free me from memories of that infernal song

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves 5 років тому +1

      That's the one joke I didn't get as I have no idea what it referred to....and I'm very happy with not knowing.

  • @anirudh_iyer
    @anirudh_iyer 2 місяці тому +1

    1:56 sounds very different today doesn't it now 😬😬

  • @aemelnick
    @aemelnick 4 роки тому +1

    The names in the description are wrong. Nish isn't listed.

  • @islawilliams9766
    @islawilliams9766 5 років тому +25

    My response to Ed's "having the shot" joke: "Well my job is to protect EVERYONE FROM President Trump. [readies gun] Going in now..."

    • @tiarnan76
      @tiarnan76 4 роки тому +1

      How many bombs were dropped by the Obama administration again? Care to answer that you little lefty nut job....

  • @XiagraBalls
    @XiagraBalls 4 роки тому +1

    The lazy eye joke was done on another MTW episode by Romesh.

  • @TimesFM4532
    @TimesFM4532 Рік тому +1

    He’s putting to the party conference

  • @sulimaniii
    @sulimaniii 5 років тому +2

    1:50 that's taken Cersei lannisters version .......that voice dammmmmn

  • @abelisraelcruzayuso4682
    @abelisraelcruzayuso4682 5 років тому +1

    The last joke was also told by Romesh, some years back...

  • @saltbjorn
    @saltbjorn 5 років тому +28

    When the bbc uses an emoji in the title

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +1

      Emojis are DEAD

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 років тому +1

      I hate it so much and I'm actually going to stop watching it if they dont quit this horse shit

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 5 років тому

      cringe

  • @fortheloveofdog5622
    @fortheloveofdog5622 5 років тому +5

    The Trump joke....the best!

  • @Dragnel0GenerationX
    @Dragnel0GenerationX 5 років тому +7

    Best trump joke all day

  • @thorbutimok5538
    @thorbutimok5538 3 роки тому +1

    Should have taken the shot!

  • @rachell4417
    @rachell4417 2 роки тому +3

    Great Trump joke!

  • @Trackrace29582
    @Trackrace29582 5 років тому +4

    Cause this is thrillee

  • @iball310369
    @iball310369 4 роки тому +1

    I have a lazy eye and...... Yes I was talking to you

  • @archive6094
    @archive6094 5 років тому +5

    Can someone explain the ester ransom joke?

    • @varana
      @varana 5 років тому +7

      It's a pun on Esther Rantzen, I believe: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esther_Rantzen

  • @adampage73
    @adampage73 4 роки тому +1

    Are the two on the far left related?

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 роки тому

    I’m going to count to three, but there won’t be a four. Also there will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class.

  • @SirenPandaSabo
    @SirenPandaSabo 5 років тому +1

    0:42

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 5 років тому

    Jolly good!🤣

  • @danielmiller3596
    @danielmiller3596 7 днів тому

    2:00 aged well...

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 5 років тому +13

    "There's a black man in the white house!"
    "we know, that's the president"
    "then why is he holding a TV?"

  • @RinJackson
    @RinJackson 5 років тому +6

    Don't get the "ransom" joke (maybe it's a British thing?)

    • @Enoo-Wynn
      @Enoo-Wynn 5 років тому +10

      Esther Rantzen was a famous TV host of a variety show.
      "Sausages!" Anyone?

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves 5 років тому

      @@Enoo-Wynn Sauages? That's Life. ;-)

    • @Enoo-Wynn
      @Enoo-Wynn 5 років тому +1

      @@lwaves It was a dog that could say "Sausages."

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves 5 років тому

      @@Enoo-Wynn Yes I know, I remember it as it was very famous at the time. The show it was part of was called That's Life (just in case you didn't know), hence my comment. :-)

  • @JeeSingh21
    @JeeSingh21 3 роки тому +4

    The romesh joke was ill timed considering he wasn't there.

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads 5 років тому +5

    Love ed byrnes underplayed offbeat humour.
    And i love ellie taylors legs.
    Yeah i said it!

  • @islasmila7383
    @islasmila7383 5 років тому

    is hugh alright?

    • @rescyn1190
      @rescyn1190 5 років тому +6

      I think he's looking quite well for somebody that has to endure Angela Barnes at close range...

  • @larapalma3744
    @larapalma3744 3 роки тому

    Nish!!!!!

  • @pauldockree9915
    @pauldockree9915 8 місяців тому +1

    He is putting it to the party conference in October?
    Not funny. 18 Octobers so far.

  • @alexandradelliou
    @alexandradelliou 4 роки тому

    2020: 3866

  • @mckayterry658
    @mckayterry658 5 років тому +2

    Let him take the damn shot. Please.

  • @andrewjames4346
    @andrewjames4346 5 років тому +1

    Who the woman with the long legs...i don't recall seeing her before

  • @DTipps
    @DTipps 5 років тому +5

    What's baby shark dodododo and why is that funny?

  • @velvet_turtle7918
    @velvet_turtle7918 5 років тому

    what the fucks a conga?? is that how you spell it even?? can someone help me :O

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 років тому

      It's dance:
      upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/US_Navy_081203-N-7446H-004_Sailors_from_various_Yokosuka_commands_form_a_conga_line_with_students_and_members_of_the_Yokosuka_Social_Welfare_Center.jpg/1024px-US_Navy_081203-N-7446H-004_Sailors_from_various_Yokosuka_commands_form_a_conga_line_with_students_and_members_of_the_Yokosuka_Social_Welfare_Center.jpg

  • @Mcfc2Rich
    @Mcfc2Rich 5 років тому +18

    Quite Frankiely this show has never been the same since he left

    • @jamiewing4468
      @jamiewing4468 5 років тому +17

      Move on

    • @ryancarberry2040
      @ryancarberry2040 5 років тому +4

      @@jamiewing4468 Agreed.

    • @SirenPandaSabo
      @SirenPandaSabo 5 років тому +1

      Frankly* use your English please.

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 5 років тому +3

      @@SirenPandaSabo ... "Frankiely" was a deliberate pun on Frankie Boyle, the comedian we wish was still on the show.

    • @SirenPandaSabo
      @SirenPandaSabo 5 років тому +1

      @@kedabro1957 I know that. We're just telling him to move on.

  • @christianebusani
    @christianebusani 5 років тому +2

    STOP MAKING IT LOOK LIKE THERE ARE 3 DOING THE SAME JOKE

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 5 років тому +1

    '' 6 panelists try and come up with something funny and use the same old subjects over and again. ''This is Scenes We'd Like To See''

  • @arjun1370
    @arjun1370 5 років тому

    😂😂👏👏👌

  • @SeymoreTheDisappointed
    @SeymoreTheDisappointed 5 років тому +2

    I never knew british comedians could disappoint me

    • @SpeckleKen
      @SpeckleKen 5 років тому +8

      They all said you were a pretty shite audience.

    • @joshuaainslea6154
      @joshuaainslea6154 5 років тому

      Yeah they were pretty bad

  • @ayazgultemirova246
    @ayazgultemirova246 5 років тому

    BBC NEWS

  • @Calllum
    @Calllum 5 років тому +26

    Can we all agree that Angela Barnes isn’t funny

    • @ryancarberry2040
      @ryancarberry2040 5 років тому +4

      Who's that? The red head? If so, then I highly agree.

    • @cian634
      @cian634 5 років тому +3

      Aidan The Schools Class 2597106 Sara pascal is funny but red head is not

    • @SirenPandaSabo
      @SirenPandaSabo 5 років тому +5

      Well we all agree you're not funny, Callum

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +4

      @@SirenPandaSabo or intelligent

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +4

      yeah Angelina Barnes isn't funny, but Angela Barnes is.

  • @xEricTheGothx
    @xEricTheGothx 5 років тому +21

    Can someone please make sure that Nish Kumar is never invited on the show ever again? He's about as funny as a screendoor on a battle ship

    • @count7340
      @count7340 5 років тому +7

      He's the token.

    • @NotAnotherKuromi
      @NotAnotherKuromi 5 років тому +4

      Out of all the people of colour who do comedy they chose one who isn't funny. Completely agree he need to be replaced stat.

    • @parkerproductions4546
      @parkerproductions4546 5 років тому +4

      It's screendoor on a submarine, fool

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 років тому

      That's hilarious

    • @xEricTheGothx
      @xEricTheGothx 5 років тому

      @Sabrina Kall Name me one funny joke of his

  • @TheHadesShade
    @TheHadesShade 5 років тому +5

    Stop with those cringy emojis!

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 років тому

      Honestly getting ready to unsub and stop watching competely

  • @Ickiesgal
    @Ickiesgal 4 роки тому +1

    I don’t find the president joke very funny

  • @ailrov
    @ailrov 5 років тому +3

    This has the same format as "Who's line is it anyway"

    • @YashBudhiraja
      @YashBudhiraja 5 років тому +10

      NO reALLY?????

    • @SirenPandaSabo
      @SirenPandaSabo 5 років тому +1

      I've known that for 69 damn years...

    • @MrSquark
      @MrSquark 5 років тому +1

      Both shows were produced by Dan Patterson

  • @wulliewebster4596
    @wulliewebster4596 3 роки тому +1

    Unlikely lines to ever hear" nish kumar is funny"

  • @gordonbotterill9613
    @gordonbotterill9613 5 років тому +12

    Nish Kumar really shouldn't be allowed on

    • @gordonbotterill9613
      @gordonbotterill9613 5 років тому +1

      Sabrina Kall only because everyone else is funny by comparison

    • @simongaines7723
      @simongaines7723 5 років тому

      Nish Kumar is almost as hilarious as infant cancer

    • @rajithfernando6200
      @rajithfernando6200 5 років тому

      @Sabrina Kall why should anyone stop watching because they state an opinion?

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 років тому

      @@simongaines7723 yeah HILARIOUS

    • @lvseka
      @lvseka 5 років тому

      This isn't his sort of gig to be honest

  • @alexanderg1935
    @alexanderg1935 5 років тому +2

    STOP PUTTING EMOJIS IN THE TITLE
    It's pathetic, grow up.

  • @willsamuels1614
    @willsamuels1614 5 років тому +3

    I’m kinda sick of these Teresa May jokes ngl

  • @elaheeley4014
    @elaheeley4014 5 років тому +2

    This is piss poor

  • @stewartsmith7699
    @stewartsmith7699 4 роки тому +1

    Unlikely things to see on Mock The Week: A comedian who isn't a left wing Remoaner!

  • @karlosthejackel69
    @karlosthejackel69 5 років тому

    I heard a rumour Nish was a comedian. Can anyone confirm

    • @Tiger516funny
      @Tiger516funny 5 років тому +2

      Yes

    • @hq4287
      @hq4287 4 роки тому +3

      He runs the best news comedy show in the John Stewart model currently running in the UK or US. The Mash Report, watch it cause it's amazing.

  • @ConstantChaos1
    @ConstantChaos1 5 років тому

    Stop the emojis

  • @stewartsmith7699
    @stewartsmith7699 5 років тому +2

    Why does Nish Kumar have to turn every round into a brexit bashing bore? We get the message Nish, you want to stay in the EU so do us all a favour and move to France!

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates 5 років тому +2

      Didn't Hugh poke fun at Brexit in this too?

  • @rajithfernando6200
    @rajithfernando6200 5 років тому +2

    The only funny thing about Nish Kumar is his laugh 🤔

  • @norndev
    @norndev 5 років тому +1

    Pish without frankie boyle

    • @zerb9461
      @zerb9461 5 років тому +4

      Move on lad

    • @rowredround7206
      @rowredround7206 5 років тому +3

      It’s been a decade ffs

    • @norndev
      @norndev 5 років тому +1

      @@rowredround7206 I haven't watched it in years, just watched it recently it seems overly PC and utterly bland without him.

    • @zerb9461
      @zerb9461 5 років тому

      @@norndev what do you even mean by overly PC? It's always been political

    • @norndev
      @norndev 5 років тому

      @@zerb9461 PC means politically correct, doesn't mean you stop being political. This show used to have edge, now it's just the generic trump bashing and predictable nonsense you'd expect from English television.
      Not that I give a damn about Trump but I bet if Frankie Boyle done it there'd be gasps in the studio opposed to the stereotypical "orange man bad" response.

  • @seerpou
    @seerpou 5 років тому +2

    nish isnt funny

  • @oldtopgearsaab1
    @oldtopgearsaab1 5 років тому

    About as funny as running over your pet cat.