@@starshapedlambs thats prob a 1 out of a 25000000 chance 1.Have a device 2.Be born in this time 3.even know brandon 4.watch this video 5.have something make you sneeze 6.at the same time (1:1990) 7.Ur parents meet 8:Consive you 9.have you 10.Ur ancestors existed
Livy_playz ._. Ikr, I found it like a couple of days ago and within that time I’ve gotten my dad to watch his videos too cuz he saw me watching them and he was laughing too
oh! there must have been a misunderstanding! The fly is still alive, but it's feeling a bit depressed about the state of things right now. Be there for your fly. Support your fly. Love your fly.
I would like a video of him just going through process of getting the recipe and ingredients, I just can’t imagine he’s any more calm in his daily life.
@@briorlacietobin8460 there not hemophobic you burn our flag that vets fought and died for so its just a taste of your own medicine and The military is more brave then coming out
@@maintenanceguy9854 No I was saying I saw someone with their pfp and the flag was in fire. They were being mean to me cause I'm part of lgbtq+ and it was hurtful.
@@briorlacietobin8460 I know there are some people out there who believe that all members of the lgbtq+ should die and that's not right but that doesn't mean that there are not people who have burned the US flag you seem like a nice person but I have meet people who try to change me into becoming gay I'm a straight white male I'm not racist or hemophobic but it's fucked up that people call me racist when im in the grocery store not all Lgbtq+ people are like that some that I have meet are the nicest people I have ever meet yes lgbtq+ do get a lot of hate yes it is wrong I just wish this generation will get over the fact that the world doesn't revolve around them I'm not saying you think that that's just my opinion
@@emilykrey5319 Lmao. Ew my nose is so powerful it can catch bacteria and filthy air from entering my nose. Ew boogers. Bro, I had a full on booger collection on my wall when I was 7.
Brandon: people probably skip over my intros, it’s ok there only for me Me: I watched your long intro. Your funny and I don’t care if it’s long If you see the mistakes it’s supposed you’re🙂
Brandon crashes into his fridge and falls onto the ground Neighbors: should we call an ambulance or something? Other neighbor:no hes probably just making one of his videos again..
@@Yourmamas101 yeah, but the joke was he had a horribly hard time doing it practically wouldn't. I dunno mate it's like 1 am rn I made that joke 2 years ago
"Bless you."
"Ha, I didn't sneeze!"
"Your fly is down."
"How did you know!?"
I would like but the likes are at 420 so I can’t lol
🤣
I said I’m Waring leggings you fool
Oh
ngl i did sneeze he freaked me out :'D
Brandon: *is scared of a dead spider*
also Brandon: *holds a spider by its web*
Love your user name
That's what I was thinking lmao 😂
Why hello Twin
Half n Half well hello there 😳
@IcyThot Kacchan should call icyhot icythot 😂😂
"Your fly is down"
Me on the toilet: "it would be weird if it wasn't."
😂😂😂😂😂
If you shit in your pants and then flush them it's considered a powerplay
Lexx Ghost power move
I feel like if your fly is only down that’s weird
Yooooooo. Same
Me: *sneezes*
Brandon: bless you
Me: *looks for cameras*
did you actually sneeze tho?
@@Mike-lo5om yes. I was terrified.
@@starshapedlambs thats prob a 1 out of a 25000000 chance
1.Have a device
2.Be born in this time
3.even know brandon
4.watch this video
5.have something make you sneeze
6.at the same time (1:1990)
7.Ur parents meet
8:Consive you
9.have you
10.Ur ancestors existed
@@giothefew4300 I- man I was just trying to watch my marvel shows for the 8th time whyd you have to go and make me question my existence
Lol
I just sneezed twice before he said “bless you, 2 times?”😂😂😂
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE
You have been blessed
Ok
Finding his account was the best thing ever
It was though!
Livy_playz ._. Ikr, I found it like a couple of days ago and within that time I’ve gotten my dad to watch his videos too cuz he saw me watching them and he was laughing too
Dido for me
Sooo trueee
I first found him on tik tok 😂😂 Glad i did
I respect the fact that he actually tries his food at the end
Same
this man... is tough, and dedicated, no wonder I can't stop watching him
Bless his heart
He’s a brave man
Love your videos
"Shut up your hair looks weird"
Me whos about to cut it all off: 🤠
CUT ALL THAT HAIR WHO EVEN NEEDS HAIR?!
@@gayemocousin723 LMAO I DID IT AND IT WAS THE BEST CHOICE I EVER MADE
My hair goes down to my hips… is it worth cutting off? I WILL DO IT IF GIVEN THE CHANCE 😂
@@hannahrae9538 YES DO IT!!!
@@hannahrae9538 Absolutely! I cut all mine off and I am so happy with the outcome
“Some of you skip the intro”
Me: I would never
Same.its my favorite part
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THAT ANGELIC VOICE...I mean don’t get me wrongness he funny af but that singing doe
No I agree. He needs to sing professionally.
What time did is singing start???
He is the next Ed Sheeran
Popcorn_ Weirdo 5:21
I was waiting on someone to say something
"I'm not gonna Waterboard myself" omg that absolutely killed me and imo is the best and funniest moment in this video
"It killed you" 🤣 get it, cuz waterboarding might kill
"Where's that oven?" *hits oven* "FOUND IT"
I actually sneezed right before he said "bless you"
I'm frightened now
*You were the chosen one!*
I am the anti meme 96 (instead of, dare I say, 69)
Did you blow your nose?
this is the only reason i came to the comments lol
Sameeee
Brandon: "shut up, your hair looks weird"
Bald people: I wish 😣
I feel like this is a double insult if that even is a thing
but yes
I do really have bad hair rn
Brandon: “Take a deep breathe with water” me: “this is how he dies”
I was really hoping he wasn't going to do this but secretly hoped he was going to at least try.😂
the minute I read this comment my brain was like "do it" because I was drinking water and choked so bad lmaoo
I literally started looking at the comments and looked at this comment right as he said it
i had to be the 1k
What is your profile picture
"Take a deep breath with the water."
Him: "No. I am not waterboarding myself."
*Drowning immediately afterwards*
That made me laugh way too much.
Lol
Lol
I'm just wondering what you don't understand
"sounds like two really rich white kids names" 😂 I work at a daycare and I can confirm this 😂
It’s so surprising how good Brandon can sing when he’s actually trying.
He used to be a musician before he became a UA-cam star
Videos killed that Radio Star.
Jessica Wolitarsky I’ve heard him mention it in a video. But, I never make the connection that he was being serious. I must research NOW lol
He is so good
Same but still...
“Cook with a fork or potato fish” 😂 just about died 😂😂😂
HAHAH HE SAID POTATO!!! THATS SO RANDEM AND FUNNY HAHAHA!!!! LOL WHAT THE HELL IS HUMOR HAHAHAHAHAHEHAHEHAHERREEHEHEH!!!!!
Lmaooooo
Watch a brandon ferris vid it will make you feel like your not Hanna die anymore
Can we just talk about the fact that I just looked up potato fish and it's a real thing ish
@@lillunaandlilruna3618 😧 what is it???
Me panicking for no reason: actually enjoys a video instead of panicking. thanks for making my anxiety smile man 😂
Is everyone just going to ignore the fact that he’s actually a good singer??!!!?
i flew to the comments to see if anyone else said that lmao
he’s a musician & singer lol
nah i need a full version of him covering that song rn
Yes. Yes we are
Brylee Adkins I know
"We should be back here in 45 minutes which is about 45 minutes from now"
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
I like that meme lol
*together, we can stop this*
The fact that he doesn’t know where his own face has been scares me
Brandon just scares me in general.
Never in my life have I ever skipped one of his intros they’re too great
Yes
Brandon: “Cook untill about 425 Celsius,”
Me: Is it really supposed to be almost 800 degrees?
It's the temperature of the ocean
Hi Again Yeah I noticed that.. Plus the water would begin to boil at 800 degrees..
yes, 425 degrees Celsius is definitely 800 degrees celsius
Archer Ossmann Celsius and Fahrenheit are different. Dumbbutt
@@Ricoxemani Celsius is much different than Fahrenheit. Like me, you likely live using the Metric units, and Fahrenheit.
YOU SAID BLESS YOU JUST AFTER MY GRANDMOTHER SNEEZED IN THE NEXT ROOM
That's crazy
She was the gremlin
Omg🤣
THE ONE
My god it was true...
me: *choking on grape*
brandon: bless you
me: *can suddenly breathe again*
bruh
You have been blessed
Haha lol
😂😂😂
I choke on grapes a lot XD
God: *I- you- the- YOU CHEATED THE SYSTEM*
I love that he is the only UA-camr who does it to make people laugh and doesn’t ask for likes and subscribers 💜
Before watching this video: Why is this in my recommended?
After watching this video: Why wouldn't this be in my recommended?
Exactly
That's how I found him, his carrot cake video
why is this guy so funny like he’s funnier than any other youtuber i don’t understand 😭
Ikr I'm laughing so much it's becoming painful
He sacrifices all these foods to The ancient goddess
It's the unrestrained chaotic energy
@@delaneywillard9231 Nah it's the random = funny energy.
Becose he is a genius in comedy 🤣
*him singing like an angel* me: ON THE SHANDALEERRRRREEEEEEEEE
Who highlighted this
Savagebunbun130 Girl of robloX lmao, when you click on your comment it highlights it automatically. You highlighted it
Its actually "IM GONNA SWING FRON THE CHANDELIEEEEEEER"
EEEEEEER *HIGH PITCHED PIANO NOISE* AAAAH
Joergen The Horse oh ok thx
Are we not gonna talk about the fact that he actually has a good singing voice 😱😂 5:23
LITERALLY EVERYONE HAS.......QUIT LYING OR ILL SLAP YOU
Nobody gonna talk about his awesome singing? I want him to make a song.
I just subscribed to you for no reason :)
Is your pfp Hinata and Kenma I cant really see :')
@@lordminion88 ya it is
@@ducklord8789 I like it :D
He already has made 2 unofficial rap songs!
"Heat it to the temperature of the ocean which is about 425°C"
I don't think your oven can dish out that kinda heat..........
You think?
imagine coming home to seeing you boyfriend throwing a football covered with butter in the oven while wearing football gear
Well I would think it's normal
@@xfrombfb5538 lmao
@@greenlanternslight. lolololololo
I'm sorry I'm so late but how does one throw a football while it is already in the oven? 😂
@@MegaTallica8183 he's brandon he can do whatever he wants he's a god
"Your fly is down"
Me wearing sweatpants: *interesting*
Alternate title: Brandon Farris getting high off of febreze
I subbed to you only because I like your pfp
"My potato fish keeps breaking"
"Dont worry, it came with replacements"
"don't worry there are plenty more fish in the sink", "yes they're in the sink"
POTATO FISHES
...couch fish
“Im not gonna waterboard myself”
*proceeds to waterboard himself*
h
H
H
H
h
No I'm not waterbordering my self
*preseds to waterborder his self *
I'm laughing so much lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Welcome back to ‘how many kitchens does brandon Farris have?!”
Honestly was just wandering the same thing
Yes! He moved to a new place in February and is now back at his old apartment? I was wondering that all through the banana bread one as well.
@@benwarner3085 make it a actual website
Ben Warner i made the mistake of clicking a random internet link only to realize it did nothing
So I thinkkkkk he’s now living with his girlfriend and her daughter, but he keeps his old apartment to use as his office 👌
Okay Brandon you didn't have to attack me with your singing skills-
I'm offended-
He’s so good at singing and I’m here trying to not do a voice crack every 2 words while I’m singing lmao
Fr I feel like a failure when it comes to singing now
I mean same
He should make a channel where he does covers lmaooo
Brandon: "Shut up, your hair looks weird."
Me, wondering what i did wrong to deserve this insult: "...why?"
I watched a video befor this it was another Google translate and my sis said she wanted a slice of the pizza monstrosity and was answered by that 😂
😂
Because he thought we noticed his hat uneven in hat
Then add salt in cap in trap for fifteen minutes burning.
When he says after you sneeze you’re gonna blow your nose I was literally blowing my nose because I sneezed at the same time so thank you 😂
It physically hurts me when you try the “food” at the end
Yes. *shudders*
It physically hurts me that he wastes so much food. =/ Surely he could size these down.
“Your fly is down”
Oh no not my fly
He had so little to live for
oh! there must have been a misunderstanding! The fly is still alive, but it's feeling a bit depressed about the state of things right now. Be there for your fly. Support your fly. Love your fly.
@@Butchcavalier I had a fly with may before it, Why did it die a minute later?
"Your fly's down"
Well considering I'm not wearing pants currently, technically true?
Cody Cook erm what?!🤭
Apple Delaware benis
I mean **same**
BRUH I THOUGHT YOY WERE SOMEONE FROM MY SCHOOL
@@DrugStoreCandy420 well did you live in skagit county, wa?
For some reason I watched this 16 times and still laugh….EVERY SINGLE TIME?!
brandon: “your fly is down”
me: “hey fly are you depressed? oh. well brandons magic!”
brandon:*magic*
Lol
"sounds like two really rich white kids names"
lololololololol
I can't with this series.
I would like a video of him just going through process of getting the recipe and ingredients, I just can’t imagine he’s any more calm in his daily life.
I saw someone with your pfp before but they made the flag on fire and I cried. Like why homophobes? 😭
@@briorlacietobin8460 there not hemophobic you burn our flag that vets fought and died for so its just a taste of your own medicine and The military is more brave then coming out
@@maintenanceguy9854 No I was saying I saw someone with their pfp and the flag was in fire. They were being mean to me cause I'm part of lgbtq+ and it was hurtful.
@@briorlacietobin8460 I know there are some people out there who believe that all members of the lgbtq+ should die and that's not right but that doesn't mean that there are not people who have burned the US flag you seem like a nice person but I have meet people who try to change me into becoming gay I'm a straight white male I'm not racist or hemophobic but it's fucked up that people call me racist when im in the grocery store not all Lgbtq+ people are like that some that I have meet are the nicest people I have ever meet yes lgbtq+ do get a lot of hate yes it is wrong I just wish this generation will get over the fact that the world doesn't revolve around them I'm not saying you think that that's just my opinion
@@maintenanceguy9854 bruh, “turn you gay?” How tf do people try and turn you gay????
I love the part where u started playing the piano nd singing ur actually amazing at singing nd it’s calming
Wait. When he started singing “Chandelier” I thought he was going to goofy sing but then when he said chandelier I was completely blown away 😂😦
Around 5:16 ish
He's so freakin Good!
I really hope the stove gets drafted. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻The wide hips should help with blocking. 😂💜💜💜
😂
I farted when he said “bless you”
Lmao
Yess just yes
Lamo
👁0👁 Butt sneeze. ✨
LMAO SAME
These videos are AMAZING, so amazing that I've rewatched them all 4 time including this one
Is no one going to talk about the fact that he’s a decent singer?
He’s not decent he’s great!
DECENT!? REPLACE THAT WORD WITH AMAZING
I thought the same
Everyone is saying that
More than decent lol
“The ocean is 425 degrees”
*Global Warming Intensifies*
425 mph
That number could have been a lot cooler
ღGay Pride Flagღ Well I mean temperature is techically movement, so they’re not wrong
It can't be 425°C because it would boil away at 100°C.
"Sing us a song boy"
Google Translate 2020
"Linen and Sky. Sounds like 2 rich white kid's names."
Ok but like. He's not wrong 😂
I sneezed while watching this and he said “bless you”,I was over here like 👁👄👁
No you didn't
Same thing happened to me!!
@@AbbiLayton how do you know? i did too ._.
Thou art the chosen one
T h e. C h o s e n o n e
I love how he was “playing football” and yet was wearing a baseball helmet 😂
The real football is when u kick a round ball on the ground and u dont need helmets
@@alexgreenwood9575 ohh. Yea I guess but I’m from Canada so we call that soccer 😂😂
He's ready for all sports
He also was wearing those soccer pads
I watch the whole entire video this video is one of my favorites! I watched this and I laughed so hard the whole time I could not breath!! 😂
"Take a deep breath with the water"
"No."
"I am not waterboarding myself"
*HLESGHUSH*
that had me crying laughing 😭🤚
More of a
splOOosh
BGHLAP BLUB
I dont perform well with
Ssppitterss 7:10
I'm sorry but did you hold up a spider to the camera like it was no big deal????
Then he said he’s scared of spiders... I was like “umm I think not monsieur”
Maybe cuz it's no big deal lol
Brandon: “You’re hairy!! Do you jump? I wouldn’t”
Me: ya because you will eat it
Am I the only person that doesn't blow their nose after they sneeze? Like, I just don't need to.
it depends on the amount of mucus that has built up.
Same, I’m pretty sure I’ve only blown my nose after I’ve sneezed if I’m really sick
Fire Squid ew
Same
@@emilykrey5319 Lmao. Ew my nose is so powerful it can catch bacteria and filthy air from entering my nose. Ew boogers. Bro, I had a full on booger collection on my wall when I was 7.
gotta love the dedication. he goes through with it. also him saying bless you at random kept getting me.
i dont know why but my eyes are waltery? as he sang
Did he just say “ready, set, lil huddy” ?
Brandon: people probably skip over my intros, it’s ok there only for me
Me: I watched your long intro. Your funny and I don’t care if it’s long
If you see the mistakes it’s supposed you’re🙂
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Michael Scott is proud of you, and mad.
you’re*
😂he is the only person who’s intros I watch
I feel bad if I skip over his intro....
He has both concession and hallucinations. 😂
"Wheres that oven *bang* found it" and "ready set lil huddy"
I legit went back to hear the lil huddy thing
Butt
I cant I re watched "ready set lil huddy" like 5 times
Crazy Girl same I had to
He needs to get better at snapping the ball
“Shut up your hair looks weird”
I don’t have hair
PLEASE BAABAHA
So then it would look weird
Oop😳😳😳
@@swaggyaj4858 I love your pfp 😂
Nardole from Doctor Who: **whips back invisible hair**
Anyone else hear “lil huddy” when he said ready set..
Hear*
YES
kaitlyn p sameeee
i hate to say i did but yes... i did.
kaitlyn p haha
5:19
Brandon: *Sings 'chandelier' nicely*
Also Brandon: *plays piano with foot and hands* ahh
He’s the strange kid in cooking class that’s pissing the teacher off but entertaining everyone else
Myklin Davis No he is just weird
“most of you skipped the intro”
no i haven’t i can’t your intros are funny 🤣
ok why is he actually really good at singing?!
Your pfp is so cuteeee 🥺🥺🥺
( I subed to u)
ikrrr
Is no one talking about the fact that he said “123.. lil huddy” 😂 it has me dead
IKR! I thought I was the in one who heard it 😂😂
𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜
Same!
When
I thought u was the only one that heard it😂😂😂😂
did no one else hear him say
"Ready....Set....Lil Huddy!" when he was throwing the football
lmaooo
I know! Lol 😂🤣😅
Yes I loved it lmao
Remove the cap and cap with a cap
Yes
Yep
i sneezed when he said, "bless you". I almost shat my pants.
Same!
Abi H dude you almost craped your pants too... wow
Dwight Schrute I read your comment right when he said “bless you” I almost shat myself too lol
HE CAN ACTUALLY SING LIKE AN ANGEL.
"Shut up, your hair looks weird" I'm sorry i just woke up
Wait, who watches the intros?✋🏼
I do! :3
It’s not a video without the intro
@@averagejellybean7985 agreed
Every time!
Me
“I didn’t know a football was a vegetable” Lmao
Omg-- The fact i sneezed before almost every time you said "bless you" is scary... Especially cuz this is the first video im watching from you.
Me: *sneezes twice*
Brandon: Bless you.
Me: “👁👄👁”
Me again: “...WHAT THE FR-“
Hey god where’s my father
Minecraft Horse at the store Jim. We’ve been over this
I was abput to sneeze and it went away when he said bless you
Same
@@Baby_Angel07 Same too.
Well hello friend....
*throws chicken leg at camera* "catch"
"Idk where my face has been"
*Throws flour at camera* "put this away"
Brandon crashes into his fridge and falls onto the ground
Neighbors: should we call an ambulance or something?
Other neighbor:no hes probably just making one of his videos again..
ᗷutterᖴly ᑎightᑕore that’s me and my dad making dinner like Brandon!
Brandon is actually pretty good at singing tbh💀🤡🤠
Was I the only one who thought it was cute the way he said "I made a teacup"
only me? Ok..
not only u sweetie
@@cottagegirl7776 omg- I forgot I commented this- 🤣
XD
sorry if my comment sounds rude its supposed to be funny
I read the title wrong as: 𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙜𝙡𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙇𝙚𝙨𝙗𝙞𝙖𝙣
Yes
LOL
You wish
behnimations i see lgbtq+ words EVERYWHEREEEE!!!!!,!,!,!!!!! so yea I SAW THAT TOOOOO!!
I wish....I’m so lonley╥﹏╥
Why is nobody talking about his voice he sounded like an angel ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
5:29 AaAaa
@@sojjyburgder 🤣
Literally EVERYONE is omfg-
LITERALLY EVERYONE HAS.......QUIT LYING OR ILL SLAP YOU
that’s literally all anyone is talking ab
Me: chokes on lolipop
Him: bless you
Me: chokes even worse from laghinh
Brandon : Shut up fridge
Also brandon : Scared of a dead spider
brandon: your fly is down
me, wearing a dress: **looks down anyways**
*clicks on video*
"Shut up, your hair looks werid."
Me: ....fair😌
Me: I dont have hair
😂
my hair is currently purple so makes sense he knew.
I be looking like I put a plate of spaghetti on my head
I can't stop laughing 😂
nobody's even talking about his singing, Its really good!
Brandon will: play with a live spider
Brandon won't: eat a dead spider
And when he does eat a dead spider his body turns on "Possession mode."🕷️
I thought he ate one like 8 years ago?
@@Yourmamas101 yeah, but the joke was he had a horribly hard time doing it practically wouldn't. I dunno mate it's like 1 am rn I made that joke 2 years ago
@@Pyro_Mothman ikik
I’m sorry mann