Google Translate Makes Ribs!

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  • Опубліковано 27 лис 2024
  • No animals were harmed in the making of this episode..except the pig we cooked.

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  • @justlike1olivia
    @justlike1olivia 3 роки тому +2395

    "why is there a twilight book in the sink" she asks after eating some weirdly cooked meal after walking in on her boyfriend and a goat pissing in a kitchen covered in foil

    • @Alivviegirl
      @Alivviegirl 3 роки тому +80

      r/brandnewsentence

    • @Trish0978
      @Trish0978 3 роки тому +54

      Everything was normal until the book in the sink *shrug* lmao

    • @Trish0978
      @Trish0978 3 роки тому +15

      Well, normal for them

    • @KirthsWraithwood
      @KirthsWraithwood 3 роки тому +9

      Ah yes, real life sonic fan fiction

    • @JenniferinIllinois
      @JenniferinIllinois 3 роки тому +15

      Well clearly the book in the sink was an unusual event (unlike the foil wrapped kitchen and the goat). 🤣🤣🤣

  • @abbieunknown3062
    @abbieunknown3062 3 роки тому +5592

    I’m surprised Brandon’s house is still standing at this point

    • @cl0wnwap238
      @cl0wnwap238 3 роки тому +120

      he has like 1,000 houses and changes them every video i think

    • @louisehuzel6642
      @louisehuzel6642 3 роки тому +10

      lmaooo

    • @PartyAnimal14
      @PartyAnimal14 3 роки тому +45

      Me too, I even surprised he still lives there considering everything rents it, what type of landlord does he have

    • @Lil_Chix
      @Lil_Chix 3 роки тому +35

      Honestly I was thinking the same thing. Literally in every video of his I'm like "how has his house not been burnt down or disintergrated?"

    • @itsyagirlalexa4360
      @itsyagirlalexa4360 3 роки тому +24

      bro same, Every video I'm like "OH BOY- IS THIS THE VIDEO HE BURNS HIS HOUSE OR HURTS HIMSELF?"

  • @_-_-_Positive_Lover_-_-_
    @_-_-_Positive_Lover_-_-_ Рік тому +151

    I love how he interacts with us (the camera) knowing its gonna make the video so much better. Sometimes i feel like i can smell his food too. It never smells good.

  • @mariaagloriaa
    @mariaagloriaa 3 роки тому +3436

    BRING HOME MORPHEOUS

  • @all3ycat426
    @all3ycat426 3 роки тому +2797

    I love that Brandon's girlfriend just goes along with his shenanigans. The way they both spit on his shoulder was priceless 🤣

    • @nrwl23
      @nrwl23 3 роки тому +32

      Ahhh true luv.

    • @becz.j
      @becz.j 3 роки тому +23

      TRUE LOVE, HEFTY WALLET, MANY LAUGHS, NEVER BORED, GREAT MUSICIAN.(just noticed caps being on... cant bother redoing it. caps is cruisecontrol for coOoOoOl....

    • @hopegold883
      @hopegold883 3 роки тому +19

      I mean, even Morpheus wasn’t interested in the food on the floor. That really says it all

    • @user-lr4xo7sw1o
      @user-lr4xo7sw1o 2 роки тому +1

      Lol true that

    • @RECTALBURRITO
      @RECTALBURRITO 2 роки тому +1

      They're both great at spring each other's shenaniganing.

  • @svartrbrisingr6141
    @svartrbrisingr6141 Рік тому +550

    this man having a goat in his kitchen is honestly not the craziest thing ive seen from him.

    • @vaikkalate
      @vaikkalate Рік тому

      what do you mean? he has had a goat in there for years. himself

    • @assfucker6997
      @assfucker6997 Рік тому

      Like blowing brown sugar out of a window, setting your food on fire, running at and then hugging his oven, and didn't he try to fight his fridge at one time

    • @memelord417
      @memelord417 Рік тому +11

      ye this is just my opinion but i think 4000 pounds of hay in one room with spiders and pins floating around in the hay seems to top this kinda

  • @wesyouknow4649
    @wesyouknow4649 3 роки тому +1537

    The fact that Brandon still has the butter butt is why I love this channel

    • @kelvinbloxham4324
      @kelvinbloxham4324 3 роки тому +26

      I was kind of wondering how much of the fridge it takes up

    • @dvrkfae
      @dvrkfae 3 роки тому +15

      If he encases it in resin he can keep it forever

    • @igotyournosehehe330
      @igotyournosehehe330 3 роки тому +13

      Imagine he answers your comment like " you been watching my butt since the beginning of the video dude?"

    • @woof5951
      @woof5951 2 роки тому

      BUTTer

    • @Lin_lin_editz
      @Lin_lin_editz 2 роки тому +1

      Ye

  • @JordzXD
    @JordzXD 3 роки тому +2549

    His girlfriend freaking actually tasted that food, that's commitment right there

    • @timaglam9140
      @timaglam9140 3 роки тому +36

      thats the person u can have a baby with

    • @ohyeah904
      @ohyeah904 3 роки тому +54

      Seems to me like he didn’t tell her he sprayed it with axe body spray

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 3 роки тому +13

      @@timaglam9140 I got great news for you then

    • @hauntedhistoricparanormal
      @hauntedhistoricparanormal 3 роки тому +8

      @@stephanieann6622 They just had bebe

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 3 роки тому +2

      @@hauntedhistoricparanormal yeah I know that's why I said that lol but I said it like that because Im pretty sure they know and they were making a jokeand i was making a joke to their joke.

  • @KermitThegay
    @KermitThegay 2 роки тому +145

    "what did you find in there that was crunchy?" had me on the floor laughing

  • @MonarchManifest
    @MonarchManifest 3 роки тому +1928

    "this was originally 40 minutes long..."
    you have earned my respect, mr editor

  • @experiment117a5
    @experiment117a5 3 роки тому +1278

    Nobody:
    Brandon: *tin foils his entire kitchen*
    The neighbor next door: Jimmy he has done it again! Bless his heart.

    • @preslielayne8553
      @preslielayne8553 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah I’m a big fan

    • @tiredlad
      @tiredlad 3 роки тому +25

      *Thick Southern Accent* "Honey! Get the binoculars! That boy's at it again!!"

    • @rat3022
      @rat3022 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @zellafae
      @zellafae 3 роки тому +2

      Does he have a train set?

    • @experiment117a5
      @experiment117a5 3 роки тому +2

      @@tiredlad Don't forget the popcorn and sweet tea!

  • @Valen-jc9yf
    @Valen-jc9yf 3 роки тому +82

    My favourite thing about all that is how Morpheus waited till the end to relieve himself and cause havoc. Man was definitely plotting the whole time.

  • @Epiidevvy
    @Epiidevvy 3 роки тому +1053

    Considering the complete insanity that Morphius is surrounded by, that is one chill goat.

    • @LAvenus79
      @LAvenus79 3 роки тому +8

      Yes!!!

    • @christian_farm_girl2120
      @christian_farm_girl2120 3 роки тому +14

      Most goats are naturally chil

    • @hinakedragon8512
      @hinakedragon8512 3 роки тому +7

      @@christian_farm_girl2120 not the goats i have, they like to ram their heads into things

    • @christian_farm_girl2120
      @christian_farm_girl2120 3 роки тому +9

      That's normal for goats to ram their heads into stuff, and I can promise you they doo regurgitate food from their stomachs to chew it up again, it's cool that you have goats too😊

    • @christian_farm_girl2120
      @christian_farm_girl2120 3 роки тому +4

      Oh nevermind I thought you were talking about something haha, it just depends on the goat

  • @meeps_87
    @meeps_87 3 роки тому +4239

    the fact that Brandon takes his time to wrap his kitchen in aluminum foil is why I'm subscribed.

    • @datgaydangernoodle1315
      @datgaydangernoodle1315 3 роки тому +49

      the pure dedication this man has is admirable

    • @mctheobeymebunny190
      @mctheobeymebunny190 3 роки тому +9

      Yes yes

    • @FBCGodfather
      @FBCGodfather 3 роки тому +8

      I think that's one of the reasons I STOPPED watching. He tries too hard now.
      He was funnier when he just filmed himself.

    • @datgaydangernoodle1315
      @datgaydangernoodle1315 3 роки тому +16

      @@FBCGodfather ok 🤷‍♂️

    • @loveletterhive
      @loveletterhive 3 роки тому +6

      Aren't reflective surfaces supposed to make rooms look bigger? How is it the foil makes the kitchen look half the size it was????? XD

  • @tessastryker7663
    @tessastryker7663 Рік тому +9

    This is my absolute favorite video of yours!
    "Lest he get the strawberry again". I totally lost it at that point and we hadn't even gotten through the intro😂😂😂

  • @ish_pish
    @ish_pish 3 роки тому +2273

    everyone’s talking about the foil.. HE HAS A GOAT IN HIS KITCHEN.

    • @hugeinjapan4635
      @hugeinjapan4635 3 роки тому +65

      Wait .... you DON'T?!

    • @ish_pish
      @ish_pish 3 роки тому +70

      @@hugeinjapan4635 I USED TO BUT I LOST MY GOAT IT RAN AWAY

    • @FoeNyxRising
      @FoeNyxRising 3 роки тому +19

      Living the dream tbh, I want a goat in my kitchen

    • @xXMinKookieXx
      @xXMinKookieXx 3 роки тому +44

      A goat in his kitchen just seems normal at this point

    • @Colbini
      @Colbini 3 роки тому +19

      Dude you need to get with the times, get a goat in your kitchen

  • @meganrose5429
    @meganrose5429 3 роки тому +1778

    This is probably the most chaotic "Google translate makes me food" episode Brandon has done yet and that's......saying something

    • @kiruz9455
      @kiruz9455 3 роки тому +17

      Hell no watch google translate makes elotes

    • @annavoerman9268
      @annavoerman9268 3 роки тому +6

      That’s so true.

    • @tfgrrl2042
      @tfgrrl2042 3 роки тому +9

      Well he does have a new baby, I'm surprised he's even awake.

    • @meganrose5429
      @meganrose5429 3 роки тому +3

      @@tfgrrl2042 wait- he has another kid??? I havnt watched him jn a couple months but fr??

    • @tfgrrl2042
      @tfgrrl2042 3 роки тому +7

      @@meganrose5429 yup he had a baby with his gf, they did a great job of keepin it on the dl. I didn't even realize she was pregnant.

  • @finn_20
    @finn_20 3 роки тому +93

    Just watching you put the axe spray on launched me back to 5th grade when we had PE with the 6th graders. My school had to make a few rules saying you:
    1. Couldn’t bring perfume/body spray
    2. Could only bring deodorant
    3. Any deodorant you wanted to put on, you had to go outside in a group with a teacher
    Everyone felt like we were suffocating in boy stench and testosterone. The guys would put so much on because they thought it made them hot when all it did was make girls wanna stay away from them so they could breathe😂

    • @ericcortes9105
      @ericcortes9105 2 роки тому +3

      Hahaha

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 Рік тому +3

      I didn’t put body spray on during high school but I did put on cologne one day. A girl I’ve known for about a decade by that point grabbed me from behind just to smell what kind of cologne I was wearing

    • @randomhuman2318
      @randomhuman2318 11 місяців тому +2

      I wish we had that rule in middle school, you couldn’t breath if you just walked NEAR the locker rooms it was so bad 😂

  • @jesmile234
    @jesmile234 3 роки тому +578

    This WHOLE video is solely because brandon needed a reason to spend the afternoon with a goat

    • @butterflyacres
      @butterflyacres 3 роки тому +18

      Who wouldn’t want to spend an afternoon with a goat they are amazing

    • @jesmile234
      @jesmile234 3 роки тому +6

      @@butterflyacres very true lol

  • @Kayy-b8y
    @Kayy-b8y 3 роки тому +676

    “Shoves head in freezer and dies” words from a very wise Brandon

  • @theyluvbay222
    @theyluvbay222 2 роки тому +30

    i love how it said to cover all everything in foil and he covered everything BUT the ribs. 😂

  • @aryllraelacsamana293
    @aryllraelacsamana293 3 роки тому +334

    the fact he got a real goat

  • @iiseamonsterii9625
    @iiseamonsterii9625 3 роки тому +608

    “You can call me uncle dad… it’s complicated”
    -Brandon Farris

    • @ohsomavi
      @ohsomavi 3 роки тому +10

      The start of uncle grandpa.....

    • @iiseamonsterii9625
      @iiseamonsterii9625 3 роки тому +5

      @@ohsomavi the start of uncle great grandpa

    • @meowmeowmeowwww_
      @meowmeowmeowwww_ 3 роки тому +3

      @@iiseamonsterii9625 i love your pfp omg

    • @Garglicious
      @Garglicious 3 роки тому +4

      Has anyone watched arrested development ? When buster goes Hey uncle dad 😭😭🤣🤣

    • @iiseamonsterii9625
      @iiseamonsterii9625 3 роки тому +2

      @@meowmeowmeowwww_ thanks sugawara is my family

  • @DaphNeise
    @DaphNeise 10 місяців тому +6

    Brandon should have his very own cooking show, because trust me i'd binge watch every single episode and I mean every episode.

  • @annasilvertongue
    @annasilvertongue 3 роки тому +485

    Brandon has "Baby isn't sleeping through the night" eyes

    • @teribirrell
      @teribirrell 3 роки тому +89

      More “I opened my eyes in ketchup and sunscreen hot tub water” eyes. 😂

    • @Karlicias
      @Karlicias 3 роки тому +17

      Broo i agree he looks like he didnt get Enough sleep baby isnt easy to raise 🤷‍♂️

    • @raylayaaaa
      @raylayaaaa 3 роки тому +21

      @@Karlicias he’s a newborn of course his first few months are gonna be rough.

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung 3 роки тому +9

      @@teribirrell lol, Right? Too much waterplay in not water…

    • @Karlicias
      @Karlicias 3 роки тому

      @@raylayaaaa No shit thats what i said da fuck ?

  • @lizzypeat-ross
    @lizzypeat-ross 3 роки тому +1850

    Morpheous: poops and pee's everywhere
    Gloria: (claps) can we keep him?!?!

    • @abih-d9503
      @abih-d9503 3 роки тому +40

      Atleast we now know why she likes brandon.

    • @unknownpasta8103
      @unknownpasta8103 2 роки тому +12

      At least it wa son tin foil?

    • @fe1n4emi
      @fe1n4emi 2 роки тому

      @@unknownpasta8103 there was no tinfoil when it fell…

    • @Chuuyas_FancyHat
      @Chuuyas_FancyHat 2 роки тому +3

      LMAOidk why I put the emoji there, I just found it

    • @Phantasmh
      @Phantasmh 2 роки тому +2

      @@Chuuyas_FancyHat how'd u get that emoji??

  • @kobibell4299
    @kobibell4299 Рік тому +21

    6:09 the government at that moment:
    DANG IT, WE LOST HIS SIGNAL!

  • @chasehanyen4029
    @chasehanyen4029 3 роки тому +2998

    For anyone that got offended by his foster care jokes as a foster kid myself I found them hilarious

    • @that_one_mha_fan6312
      @that_one_mha_fan6312 3 роки тому +130

      Yeah, Brandon is known to do that. Turn sad things into happy or funny

    • @kingatlas5066
      @kingatlas5066 3 роки тому +20

      Same here

    • @WishyWashyMF
      @WishyWashyMF 3 роки тому +15

      same here

    • @iwatchvidswithmydog8107
      @iwatchvidswithmydog8107 3 роки тому +50

      As a kid currently in foster care I agree!

    • @asukasato554
      @asukasato554 3 роки тому +50

      @@iwatchvidswithmydog8107 i am a kid currently in foster and i was feeling sad untill i see some of his videos

  • @Chom-Chom
    @Chom-Chom 3 роки тому +244

    The council demands more video documentation in partnership with the one known as Morpheus

    • @moro8772
      @moro8772 3 роки тому +1

      WE DEMAND IT!

  • @jodyshoneybee
    @jodyshoneybee 3 роки тому +7

    Me and my kids absolutely love your videos. My 4 yr old constantly laughs at your google translates videos.
    Also your baby is absolutely adorable 💙

  • @elliekrut4303
    @elliekrut4303 3 роки тому +403

    The council demands more collabs with the one known as Morpheus

  • @Zoe_the_Introverted
    @Zoe_the_Introverted 3 роки тому +2005

    “Oh wow he tin-foiled his entire kitchen that has to be the craziest thing he’ll do in this video.”
    *brings in Goat named Morpheus*
    “… Spoke to soon.”

    • @butterflyacres
      @butterflyacres 3 роки тому +26

      Having a goat in your kitchen isn’t crazy I do it all the time (I’m actually serious I have a baby goat living in the house plus the grown ones will come inside for captain crunch)

    • @lanewhitaker277
      @lanewhitaker277 3 роки тому +7

      @@butterflyacres what kind of captain crunch? Regular or oops all berries?

    • @butterflyacres
      @butterflyacres 3 роки тому +7

      @@lanewhitaker277 regular they also like saltine crackers and caramel popcorn I only gave them popcorn like twice though

    • @groovynotgroovy6005
      @groovynotgroovy6005 3 роки тому +7

      Also in his newest video from today, he turned his room into a ball pit

    • @masterPNDA1234
      @masterPNDA1234 3 роки тому +2

      Damn you spoke to soon? How is he doing?

  • @ZuzuNoel
    @ZuzuNoel 2 роки тому +8

    *Original Pie Recipe (don't need to read):*
    For the crust: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Crush the cookies until they're fine crumbs. Pour the melted butter over the top and stir with a fork to combine. Press into a pie pan and bake until set, 5 to 7 minutes. Remove from the oven and allow to cool completely.
    For the filling: Beat the peanut butter with the cream cheese until smooth. Add the powdered sugar and beat until smooth. Add in the thawed whipped topping and beat until smooth, scraping the sides as needed.
    Pour the filling into the crust, evening out the top with a knife or spatula. Chill for at least an hour before serving.
    Cook’s Note
    Warning: This is ultra, ultra-rich. Cut small slivers-your guests will thank you!
    *Pie Recipe once translated:*
    He was buried in the skin. Preheat the oven to 350 ° C. Press until the bread is baked. Pour in the melted butter and mix with the crumbs. put in a cup and cook for 5-7 minutes, stirring occasionally. Remove from oven and dry completely.
    Add soil and salt to taste. Add flour and sugar and mix well. Add lamb if needed.
    Wipe with a cap in a spatula or spatula. Change clothes 1 hour before eating.
    the Chef says:
    PART. Big Little: Thank you, my friend.

  • @siracha4244
    @siracha4244 3 роки тому +156

    I wasn’t ready for the goat. Well played Brandon Farris

  • @emilyroberts6582
    @emilyroberts6582 3 роки тому +264

    In the words of Daz Black: “someone needs to explain the GOAAAAT!”

    • @tiredlad
      @tiredlad 3 роки тому +7

      Lol. This is a far step from a beauty pageant.

    • @elizabethfausti5846
      @elizabethfausti5846 3 роки тому +4

      What episode does he say that

    • @tiffanyfisher2043
      @tiffanyfisher2043 3 роки тому +13

      OMG A FELLOW DAZ STAN???

    • @emilyroberts6582
      @emilyroberts6582 3 роки тому +10

      @@tiffanyfisher2043 HI FELLOW DAZZLER!!!

    • @emilyroberts6582
      @emilyroberts6582 3 роки тому +3

      @@elizabethfausti5846 umm It’s one of the worst pageant mum’s videos. I can’t remember the exact name sorry

  • @Weirdo_Kai.
    @Weirdo_Kai. Рік тому +8

    As a person who loves books.... HOW COULD YOU JUST DROP THAT BOOK CARELESSLY INTO THAT BOWL WHAT THE HECK-

    • @Shadowhokage13
      @Shadowhokage13 3 місяці тому +2

      It made me sad bc i love that series

    • @ShadowWolf14__
      @ShadowWolf14__ 3 місяці тому +1

      The book deserved it for being Twilight

  • @creaturekat6183
    @creaturekat6183 3 роки тому +197

    I'm glad Brandon does these videos so I don't feel the need to destroy my own kitchen.

    • @FoeNyxRising
      @FoeNyxRising 3 роки тому +11

      Speak for yourself, he inspires me to destroy my kitchen

    • @renwarrenp5097
      @renwarrenp5097 3 роки тому +1

      I just can’t cook too well and the kitchen would be destroyed as soon as I walk in it- I’ve already broken 3 can openers by touching them when they worked before I did- had to get a mechanical one- thankfully it still works- surprised my mom could eat my salmon croquettes 💀

    • @Zombiimel
      @Zombiimel 3 роки тому

      He inspires me to destroy stuff and record it and make it funny

  • @mixy8056
    @mixy8056 3 роки тому +354

    I love how Gloria has the same sense of humor as Brandon lol she's so funny

  • @yohan2.098
    @yohan2.098 Рік тому +25

    11:37 Garlic is often used as a natural supplement for goats and is believed to have a number of potential benefits. Some people use garlic as a natural dewormer, as it is thought to help control intestinal parasites in goats. Garlic may also help improve the immune system and prevent respiratory infections in goats. Additionally, garlic is sometimes used to improve the taste of feed and stimulate appetite in goats.
    However, it is important to note that garlic should not be the sole treatment for any health issue in goats. It should always be used in conjunction with proper veterinary care and a balanced diet. Additionally, too much garlic can be harmful to goats, so it should be used in moderation. It's always best to consult with a veterinarian before introducing any new supplement to your goats' diet.

  • @tasha4052
    @tasha4052 3 роки тому +296

    I love that Gloria was so excited about the goat even though it was peeing everywhere 😂🤣💜🖤

  • @heatherdontcare
    @heatherdontcare 3 роки тому +243

    This was everything!!!!! Gloria...."don't come home without the goat!" 😂 are you still in the apartment with the village children, Brandon? 😂

  • @ng-lr4vz
    @ng-lr4vz 3 роки тому +9

    The randomness of having leopard boots on the counter and a twilight book in the sink lmao

  • @d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523
    @d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523 3 роки тому +88

    brandon & goat: the dynamic duo we all needed

  • @kamip5393
    @kamip5393 3 роки тому +330

    Okay so I have to tell you, I work in a lab using live cells and every time I put them in the incubator I tell them they're going to do great... because of your Google translate videos

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung 3 роки тому +4

      🤣 yes!!!

    • @shirleyward5887
      @shirleyward5887 3 роки тому +4

      I love this so much! 😂💜

    • @kamip5393
      @kamip5393 3 роки тому +8

      @Plant life in Jen’s greenhouse I mean, your kid probably appreciates it more than my cells but yesss!

    • @olivialees4194
      @olivialees4194 3 роки тому +3

      Thats awesome 😂

  • @CRAZYN1NJA
    @CRAZYN1NJA 3 роки тому +13

    "can we adopt him?"
    "this is dinner"
    "ohhh, nooooo"

  • @KandixKoatedxBatz
    @KandixKoatedxBatz 3 роки тому +70

    ‘What did you find there that was crunchy?!’ Took me out

  • @Iredseptember
    @Iredseptember 3 роки тому +131

    I need “what did you find in there that was crunchy” on a shirt with a outline of Brandon and Morpheus 😂😂😂

  • @DR1NK-M4N3
    @DR1NK-M4N3 Рік тому +4

    That goat is the calmest thing in the room

  • @angelpear219
    @angelpear219 3 роки тому +81

    Aiden reminds me so much of Lixian. Brandon, Aiden, you're both beautiful and perfectly insane humans, do not ever change that

  • @sarah-pz5de
    @sarah-pz5de 3 роки тому +259

    i just can’t stop staring at his left eye and trying to tell if it’s bloodshot or not

    • @humaymammadova4564
      @humaymammadova4564 3 роки тому +24

      I'm surprised that Brandon didn't take the opportunity to say that he "smells like teen spirit" makes me angry👺

    • @the.real.slim.shady4
      @the.real.slim.shady4 3 роки тому +4

      It looks like it.

    • @MikoMilo449
      @MikoMilo449 3 роки тому +2

      @@humaymammadova4564 someone said that

    • @Ihateyoudealwithit
      @Ihateyoudealwithit 2 роки тому +15

      He has a popped blood vessel it's completely normal and it won't hurt him!

    • @pinkandblue5754
      @pinkandblue5754 2 роки тому +1

      i can’t stop staring at this eye too

  • @BrodieGameplays
    @BrodieGameplays 3 роки тому +17

    brandon does a wonderful impersonation of my sleep paralysis demon

  • @jenna1714
    @jenna1714 3 роки тому +161

    Brandon: calls MariaaGloriaa
    Also Brandon: “I need a goat, it’s for date night dinner”

  • @laineychildress3116
    @laineychildress3116 3 роки тому +208

    Clicked on this faster than Brandon could get through the intro 😂

  • @samanthaziernik5055
    @samanthaziernik5055 2 роки тому +6

    When I go to date night I now expect a goat and kitchen full of aluminum foil

  • @gracebringans5913
    @gracebringans5913 3 роки тому +269

    Twilight wasn’t the best series but it still hurt my soul to see a new book be destroyed… it shook me to my core, but worth it for one of Brandon’s videos.

    • @Sparkler2020
      @Sparkler2020 3 роки тому +30

      FINALLY SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT IT I just about died inside when he put it in the sauce😩😩😩

    • @bfester3453
      @bfester3453 3 роки тому +13

      I audibly gasped and shuddered. Why would you do that to a book??

    • @ninadeschryver1795
      @ninadeschryver1795 3 роки тому +5

      MY EYES WENT O-O

    • @kennadanyelle8749
      @kennadanyelle8749 3 роки тому +1

      Sameeee

    • @gurgirl0884
      @gurgirl0884 3 роки тому +4

      I'm not gonna lie, I screamed out brandons name like a mom scolding her child. 😂🤣😅😅😅

  • @marcel_stern
    @marcel_stern 3 роки тому +227

    Brandon is safe from Alien radiation with all of that tinfoil

    • @alphavasson5387
      @alphavasson5387 4 місяці тому

      He discovered a way to combat 5G!!! /j

  • @515prelude
    @515prelude 9 місяців тому +4

    "Excuse me that's my rear end...what did you find in there that's crunchy??"

  • @diannadawson4429
    @diannadawson4429 3 роки тому +55

    The fact that Maria Gloria WILLINGLY TASTED all of that! SUPPORT !These two BELONG TOGETHER and I love to see it!❤️

  • @soshiangel90
    @soshiangel90 3 роки тому +206

    I swear I love how much you guys just gel with your humor. Gloria just going along with it all honestly just makes it even more funny.
    Also, she is already such a mom being super impressed at poopies

  • @blockboy2295
    @blockboy2295 2 роки тому +4

    I’ve rewatched this videos like 5 times 😂 love the goat 🐐 and Gloria

  • @newdayjesus6027
    @newdayjesus6027 3 роки тому +67

    40 minutes. I don't know if this was an exaggeration or if Aiden is a true trooper. Either way, well done Aiden the editor

    • @newdayjesus6027
      @newdayjesus6027 3 роки тому

      @Mandy Howard seriously 🤣 when the intro takes up 3 minutes of the video lol

    • @katemmcgehee
      @katemmcgehee 3 роки тому +3

      Do you remember when he washed his hands for literally 25 minutes straight?? Lol

    • @newdayjesus6027
      @newdayjesus6027 3 роки тому +1

      @@katemmcgehee tbf, food safety haha

  • @obamabinboolin8128
    @obamabinboolin8128 3 роки тому +116

    How can one dislike. this is Brandon Farris he’s the funniest guy out there in my opinion

  • @shifti7387
    @shifti7387 3 роки тому +5

    Its like the title “is i ate the best burger ever”
    And the thumbnail is him with a cow

  • @syco9154
    @syco9154 3 роки тому +54

    Every kid would love brandon as a teacher, cuz no one would have to do work

    • @deltaforcefemboy6374
      @deltaforcefemboy6374 3 роки тому +9

      That or he would bring random crap into the school and be like this is my goat Morpheus and now we make a UA-cam video

  • @balinesecat_3185
    @balinesecat_3185 3 роки тому +216

    I’m sorry I’m just imagining the vegan teacher dying right now…

    • @amandahugnkiss
      @amandahugnkiss 3 роки тому +14

      I weirdly was too and it made me laugh even harder

    • @kraequgold8297
      @kraequgold8297 3 роки тому +2

      OMG YES
      LMAO

    • @baller9real
      @baller9real 3 роки тому +4

      OMG>>>August the duck got me into watching a couple of her videos, and they're wack as hell! She called Gordon Ramsay Hitler!

    • @xxluckyy13xx
      @xxluckyy13xx 3 роки тому +1

      I’m 💀
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aliyahbaker4161
    @aliyahbaker4161 2 роки тому +10

    Imagine Gloria didn't know Brandon was filming today and came home to the kitchen covered in tinfoil and a goat in the kitchen....

  • @i.love.britin
    @i.love.britin 3 роки тому +276

    Brandon: *sprays axe on for 7 minutes*
    Me: “ok that’s pretty normal.”
    Brandon: *puts on meat*
    Me: umm 😳

    • @LAvenus79
      @LAvenus79 3 роки тому +2

      LOL!

    • @angelhunter1901
      @angelhunter1901 2 роки тому +7

      he's also put fabreeze on chicken

    • @Deadlad69
      @Deadlad69 2 роки тому +2

      OMG I FORGOT THAT HE SPRAYED AXE ON THE MEEEEEEAT! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 THATS SO GROSS!

    • @chronicbackpain6047
      @chronicbackpain6047 2 роки тому +1

      My dad: Commits several acts of violence in locations of California to Boston .
      Me: *sighs*

  • @iiseamonsterii9625
    @iiseamonsterii9625 3 роки тому +48

    Every website Brandon makes up is another website in my search history

  • @QuKun
    @QuKun 2 роки тому +3

    This man makes so much effort and this guy never stops making me laugh so hard, he should be known as youtube's most hilarious guy ever! fucking hell i love him

  • @kelleywillis3789
    @kelleywillis3789 3 роки тому +86

    Now THAT was a hot mess unlike any hot mess I have ever seen! Brandon has officially reached 'next level'! I'm not sure exactly how they aren't so sick all the time from tasting all of his randomness. Maria Gloria is a perfect match for him, because she puts up with, and even participates and engages in Brandon's silliness! I love them together!

  • @stevierudolph2944
    @stevierudolph2944 3 роки тому +98

    Farris, you have activated my boyfriend’s Siri speaker and she has set a timer for 23 hours. Now she wont let me turn it off. 😂 I might have to thank you for this unintentional prank or leave the state and change my name.

  • @showjas8748
    @showjas8748 2 роки тому +8

    The best part is that none of the things Brandon does surprises anyone, we are just in hysterics with a slight amount of concern for everyone involved🤣🤣🤣

  • @elmosknees
    @elmosknees 3 роки тому +174

    I'm surprised that Brandon didn't take the opportunity to say that he "smells like teen spirit" makes me angry👺

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 3 роки тому +2

      I was saying it as he was seeming like he was going to say it but Im pretty sure i had a stroke trying to say it lmao

  • @phoebez2067
    @phoebez2067 3 роки тому +43

    cannot tell you how much I'm laughing right now... Brandon can single handedly make his neighbours hate him within 27 minutes

    • @brigidmiller3597
      @brigidmiller3597 3 роки тому +2

      They hear the intro and already hate him lmao

  • @jaxoncollectorcorner
    @jaxoncollectorcorner Рік тому +3

    I can’t believe he brought a goat 🐐. This channel is so good and funny ❤

  • @GothicPrincess722
    @GothicPrincess722 3 роки тому +148

    Don't blame me! I was yelling the whole time THAT DISH ISNT OVEN SAFE! THAT DISH ISNT OVEN SAFE! You just don't listen Unlce dad

  • @annasilvertongue
    @annasilvertongue 3 роки тому +31

    Gloria's reaction is everything

  • @hallieh
    @hallieh Рік тому +8

    4:52 the fact that i was yawning scares me

  • @thekraftykorner4189
    @thekraftykorner4189 3 роки тому +84

    As they bite the ribs: remembers the axe spray he sprayed on them

    • @lowryfamily06fe
      @lowryfamily06fe 3 роки тому +3

      Literally all I could think about. Axe is nasty in general. I don’t even want to imagine eating it. 😂

  • @Demeza16
    @Demeza16 3 роки тому +85

    Brandon as an adult: **Has the energy to tin foil his whole kitchen**
    Me as a kid who should have endless energy: **Too lazy to to press space bar on my keyboard**

    • @grapie9809
      @grapie9809 3 роки тому +1

      Ok but like,e yes and I love your six pfp so much 😍

    • @Demeza16
      @Demeza16 3 роки тому +1

      @@grapie9809 aww thnx

    • @Demeza16
      @Demeza16 3 роки тому

      @@grapie9809 I've subbed btw

    • @grapie9809
      @grapie9809 3 роки тому +1

      @@Demeza16 wait really awwwww your so sweet idc that I don't know you I loves you so kind I'm subbing to

    • @Demeza16
      @Demeza16 3 роки тому +1

      @@grapie9809 thx so much :) I'm happy!

  • @charlescannon2469
    @charlescannon2469 11 місяців тому +1

    Sometimes I watch a string of "normal videos" of his and then I hit shuffle and I see a foil wrapped kitchen and a goat and remember...oh yeah. He's as insane as I am.

  • @MrJohnnyCrock
    @MrJohnnyCrock 3 роки тому +79

    I would love to see Gloria take over one of Brandon's google translate vids.

    • @sibbywoo
      @sibbywoo 3 роки тому +3

      I would love to see that also

  • @cydvicious88
    @cydvicious88 3 роки тому +48

    The Axe body spray reminds me of being in the girls locker room and being able to smell it through the vents from the boys locker room 🤢

    • @XanderWellborn
      @XanderWellborn 6 місяців тому +1

      and no one is talking about how he put it on the food

  • @_Aceus_
    @_Aceus_ 2 роки тому +1

    *Uncle dad, did you give the opposing village the gift basket?*

  • @Tommy-421
    @Tommy-421 3 роки тому +27

    "You're a goat"
    Thanks brandon, thought it was a child

  • @amandasheaffer5861
    @amandasheaffer5861 3 роки тому +64

    My 7-year-old: Mommy, what's he doing?
    Me: Cooking
    7: Why is his house covered in that umm.. tin foil?
    Me: Because he's Brandon. 😂

    • @susansewall6632
      @susansewall6632 3 роки тому +3

      thats when your 7 year old now thinks that EVERY person named Brandon does this to their house now... that would be my sons logic

    • @amandasheaffer5861
      @amandasheaffer5861 3 роки тому +2

      @@susansewall6632 Bahahhahaa! My Son normally watches Brandon with me. He just wasn't really paying attention this time. He is familiar with Brandon's shenanigans.

  • @armyblinkforever7273
    @armyblinkforever7273 3 роки тому +2

    How many rolls of tinfoil do we want to use in this video?
    Brandon: *yes*

  • @zoeobrien8928
    @zoeobrien8928 3 роки тому +60

    brandon: “my gf is actually a vir…”
    kids two kids: 😐😶

    • @amandaburkhart2884
      @amandaburkhart2884 3 роки тому +2

      I thought it sounded like he was going to slip and sy she was pregnant again.

  • @nicolewagnor1245
    @nicolewagnor1245 3 роки тому +11

    This one deserves an award Brandon! 10/10
    The best part has to be that Gloria came in and seemed genuinely surprised. Yet she didn't care and only wanted to play with the goat.

  • @feather-gameingsalt6959
    @feather-gameingsalt6959 3 місяці тому +1

    “ Drizzle drake” so accurate now

  • @fungino.1451
    @fungino.1451 3 роки тому +79

    One day this man will make binge make his food and I am waiting patiently.

    • @datgaydangernoodle1315
      @datgaydangernoodle1315 3 роки тому +1

      Im ready.
      WHERES THE POPCORN

    • @fungino.1451
      @fungino.1451 3 роки тому +1

      @@datgaydangernoodle1315 🍿🍿🍿🍿

    • @Sparkler2020
      @Sparkler2020 3 роки тому +1

      I'll bring more snacks, any preferences?

    • @datgaydangernoodle1315
      @datgaydangernoodle1315 3 роки тому +1

      @@Sparkler2020 pizza? Ill get it
      🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

    • @randomgachatuber8139
      @randomgachatuber8139 3 роки тому +1

      @@Sparkler2020 nachos and coke

  • @ZaganShores
    @ZaganShores 3 роки тому +17

    this probably didnt turn out perfect because he forgot to discard the foil after taking the boots out of the oven

  • @Jaylynbabin7373
    @Jaylynbabin7373 6 місяців тому +2

    “ Uncle dad …….. ITS COMPLICATED “

  • @blindcharo8455
    @blindcharo8455 3 роки тому +28

    I love Morpheus!
    He needs to co-host again .

  • @emilyharczuk6716
    @emilyharczuk6716 3 роки тому +20

    I love how much Brandon has opened up with this dark humor 😂❤

  • @misschanchan1290
    @misschanchan1290 9 місяців тому +2

    "It smells like high school angst" broooo i lost it xD

  • @Something_NullVods
    @Something_NullVods 3 роки тому +45

    Gloria: can we adopt him!?
    Brandon: this is dinner.
    Gloria: Ohh. . . (Wait) . . . Nooooo

  • @KaiXXRoyal113
    @KaiXXRoyal113 3 місяці тому +1

    I love how he is probably reading something and then says I dunno how to read lol

  • @maximiliankaiser
    @maximiliankaiser 3 роки тому +41

    *Takes out butter sculpture from the fridge*
    Goat: starts licking
    No one:
    No one at all:
    Brandon: oh so you're more of a leg guy hmmm...
    😂😂

    • @aneesaomar2710
      @aneesaomar2710 3 роки тому

      Honestly, how long has the butter sculpture been in the fridge

  • @SuzieClemme
    @SuzieClemme 3 роки тому +43

    Any scientists in the audience who knows how close Brandon is to death

    • @nekogodofwar1851
      @nekogodofwar1851 3 роки тому +7

      I’m not a scientist but I’d say…pretty close