I see no one talking about how he whispered "trust me" and kissed the oven before trying to stuff the turkey in and I feel like its a very important discussion point
@@james.235 two of my friends got a divorce and they weren't even married. me and my friend made divorce papers and legal rights papers and they claimed which children they wanted to keep.
“she didn’t like the consistency of my taters” “i used LA tap water” if your wondering yes i do watch all of his videos over and over again bc he’s amazing
this is three months old, but I just watched this video, its from a player called justin king called phunktified, ua-cam.com/video/Xon04MB1rDw/v-deo.html
Sad that you felt the need to ask yourself that. I wear a mask when I have to, but I couldn't care less if anyone else does. Worse things out there than covid. Like getting in a car.
I watch that part over and over and over try not to die of laughing, but I’m scared to be quiet because it’s like 1042 and my mom’s asleep. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve watched that part over and over and over.
I love that Brandon is silly on a constant daily basis. I feel like that's how I am the day after a really bad day (when I walk out unannounced for a few hours to think) I'm legit just the silliest.
I'm going to get lost in the sea of fans but. i just wanted to tell you that you and your beautiful family have helped me during a very dark time in my life. thank you for being you. you made me smile and helped keep the dark away.
Awe! I love it when Gloria makes an appearance 😊 you guys should totally let us know what the wedding registry is when you do get married (if you haven't already)
3:33 One Christmas my grandma forgot a ham outside. She woke up in the middle of the night and rushed outside to get it. In the morning she discovered that the neighbour’s cat had taken a bite out of the ham. She just cut of that bit of ham and served it. Years later she told my mom about it. 😆
"We...?" "WE'RE MARRIED!!" I love their relationship so much
Are they married?
@@ironhide5611 No they're just dating (as of right now anyways but who knows if they will!)
Maybe one day!!! HOPEFULLY!!!
10 minutes later....
DIVORCE!! no.!
Me to
Appreciate the commitment. Really not convinced about the "easy" part of this oven though.
You and every 8 year old girl lol
Ikr 😂😂😂
You know, that's one of the reasons I love him. His commitment to his bits. And his videos
Rofl
Ha true
I see no one talking about how he whispered "trust me" and kissed the oven before trying to stuff the turkey in and I feel like its a very important discussion point
I think I sense some alternative meaning behind that and I don’t know how to feel about it lol
Yeah...it’s cuz we all chose to ignore it
wait i’m so confused can someone put the time as when he said it i can’t find it
It was at 1:34
Savanna Reichhoff I for some reason is your only subscriber
She’s like that touch of common sense he was missing this whole time.
Loll
The easy bake oven-?
wdym?
@@urmom-dl1gd Gloria
Brandon is like a kid was allowed to be an adult for one day only
Translation: Brandon has the mind of a child.
@@bowietheunholy6891 in a fun way yes but no
Yep😄
Like that movie big
This is so true it disturbs me
“that’s drier than your humor”
“DIVORCE” “NO”
Jayla Veal I WAS WAITING FOR THAT PART AND IM LAUGHIMG SO HARD AHAHAH
literally how my best friend and i act. they'll make fun of me and then i threaten to divorce them and they get upset. we're not even married ...
SAMEEE💀💀
kailey same tbh
@@james.235 two of my friends got a divorce and they weren't even married. me and my friend made divorce papers and legal rights papers and they claimed which children they wanted to keep.
"I used LA tapwater!!"
"we live in Sacramento"
Kinda blown away when she said they're in Sacramento. I hope I see him recording in his car somewhere. 😂
Amelia Castro ikr 😂😂
“Told you id keep it sexy”
- Brandon Farris 2019
Yea ima use that quote
Haley Leeann senior quote
As soon has he said “Here’s a montage of me buying the stuff. It’s entertaining, just watch it” I got an ad for cat food
A r m y ?
Siren
Yeshhh
ARMYYYYYY
I got an add for vaping...
I got an ad for adult diapers that came with a bunch of butt shots 😂
“It’s dryer than your humor.”
“Heyyy..”
“It’s a compliment!”
“DIVORCE”
“NO”
"Do you have any thyme?" "No, ive spent it all making this dinner!"
Omg I was scrolling and he said this the same time I saw it!
@@maddyz6388 this happens to me all the time!
Brooke Hamachek That's how it's pronounced. Thyme is a herb.
“With an EASY BAKE OVEN”
@@Pawzclaws You should have said "all the Thyme"
"DiVOrCE"
"nO-"
Absolute favorite part of the video
What time is it at?
@@videowatcher01 12:43
DIVORCEEE
NOOKOOO---
Now imagine if he had forgotten to hit record!
Harsh Deep me raging 😤 throwing my easy bake oven out the window
Lmao omg I wouldn't even make the video anymore lol🤣
Harsh Deep 🤣😂🤣
Lmfao dat would be all bad😲🤣
BAHAHAHA
“she didn’t like the consistency of my taters”
“i used LA tap water”
if your wondering yes i do watch all of his videos over and over again bc he’s amazing
Same
Me to
doesn't everyone
Yeah he is
i wasnt wondering but
"I'm tired."
"Hi Tired, I'm Dad."
This had me *dying* I love that vine
hi dying im dad
•Holds entire raw turkey and eyes small opening of easy bake oven•
Brandon: Trust me
Rebekah Chase 😂😂😂
*kisses easy bake oven*
I am still laughing!!! 😂😂😂
I lowkey choked at that part
"That's a full Thanksgiving Christmas dinner."
"What?"
"Nothing."
*video ends*
“don’t worry I’ll keep it interesting” *opens up jacket just a little bit* 💀🤣
Me:😟
Then takes the whole thing off halfway through
👵🧀 grand ma ma with cheese
@@samanthaseningen5455 what-
Me. Oh god 🤣
NEVER in my life have I seen a better example of chaotic good. I feel so seen!
Y’all remember that time in history when you could go into target WITHOUT a mask???
Wait that existed???
What???
Huh that was a thing woah
Ohh you just told me info I didn’t know was it 26 years ago I’m 25
I remember that life
"I'm gonna cook you just above 'don't die of dysentery' so whatever that is" lollll
i read the title and saw the turkey and said “oh no” 😂
Same
I do that every video 😂
Denied😂
I was expecting Brandon to put one of the slices of ham through, but he did the whole thing one slice at a time!😂
Matthew Aaron Allen he loves ham
Matthew Aaron Allen 😂😂😂
Matthew Aaron Allen “slice at a time”
Brandon: “that’s a full thanksgiving...Christmas dinner..”
Gloria: “what-“
Brandon :”*nothing.*”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Divorce?!”
“Noo!”
Me: Wha.. huh... WHAT?! Did I MiSs THe WedDInG?!
No lol
Time stamp?
12:43 ❤️
They have a kid dude
Well no not really? Maria was already pregnant but wasn’t in a relationship when she met Brandon so biologically Brandon isn’t Autumns dad
No cap, when he was playing the guitar, I dunno if he was trying or not but like that was a sick beat😂💀
this is three months old, but I just watched this video, its from a player called justin king called phunktified, ua-cam.com/video/Xon04MB1rDw/v-deo.html
"Note to self- don't eat while watching Brandon Farris on UA-cam or you will do a spit take with your breakfast"😂
And apparently you can’t have any type of liquid in your mouth. Like spit. I choked on my own spit.
"A fraction of an inch by thats not enough".
Thats what she said. 😂😇
That's exactly what I said after he said that. Lmao
@@Faefever34 😂
That's exactly what I was thinking!!😅😂
Omg that ending thi
Hahahh
“I used LA tap water”
“We live in Sacramento!”
“It was a lot to get it here!”
Gloria: you're gonna do great.
Brandon: I stopped telling them that a long time ago.
*dead* 😂😂😂😂😂😂💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜
“This is LA tap water” -Brandon
“WE LIVE IN SACRAMENTO”
"Thanks to our sponsor, myyyy bank account." 😂 Seriously though, you rock!!!! What a wonderful thing you're doing. ❤️ Keep doing you Brandon. 😉
No one:
Cat: keeps eating ham every time brandon walks away 🤣🤣
me: -why are they not wearing a mask in target?-
*looks at when it was uploaded* me: oh- those were the good days.
Omg, same. I was like, "oh yeah... a year ago existed. I forgot."
I love that comment
I mean I still dont wear I mask anywhere I go
Sad that you felt the need to ask yourself that. I wear a mask when I have to, but I couldn't care less if anyone else does. Worse things out there than covid. Like getting in a car.
LOL
“DIVORCE!”
“....NOO”
4:30 *drops ham* Brandon: *makes a fist and supports head with it* "Ahaha I just dropped all my ham"
I watch that part over and over and over try not to die of laughing, but I’m scared to be quiet because it’s like 1042 and my mom’s asleep. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve watched that part over and over and over.
"What you mean my buns are too big ~.~"
"Thank you? :D"
I love that Brandon is silly on a constant daily basis. I feel like that's how I am the day after a really bad day (when I walk out unannounced for a few hours to think) I'm legit just the silliest.
Brandon: "Here's a montage of me buying the stuff"
UA-cam: "This is an ad.., for a diaper brand"
I got an ad for the military 😅
@@kairajaniemi3931 oh no Brandon's gone off the rails and bought the military 😱
I got something about showers
@@warped_alexis5468 oh lord
i got a mc donalds ad and now i’m hungry 😂
*brandon knocks stuff off of table* oh my gOD HES A CaT.
him: “here’s a montage of me buying the stuff”
*gets a star wars ad*
me: “oh well that’s nice to i guess”
literally same
This is why Premium is the way forward. Hate the ads, it's so worth it to not have them.
makayla I got an ad as well😂
i got the meditation one 😂
A ad for pampers came up on mine😂
Also.
Me: an entire Christmas dinner in an easy bake?
My husband: what???
Me: it's brandon Farris
Husband: oh ok now it makes sense
😂😂😂
That was the exact thing my husband and i said to each other lol
That's really funny!
I really respect that he gave his cat the chair. Mad respect.
“Shut up. I’ll shave my nose hairs later!” Brandon Farris 2020
“Someone’s grumpy” I died 😂
"gotta get some dark meat, that's my type" 💀💀💀 you guys missed the funniest line he's ever said
Oh I heard it and loved it lol
Oh shiiiiiit
You have weird sense of humor if you think that's even close to the funniest thing he's said.
Brandon: ill keep it interesting
Unbuttons shirt
This going to get real interesting
“That ham is lukewarm!”
I fell apart
Brandon is the type of guy girls want. He’s great 😂
6:08 plays guitar and doesn’t even try but it sound good lmfao
Reminded me of scarypoolparty
no he's def trying it sounded cool
Simply the title of this made me go "Oh god, Here we go" and of course, you did not dissappoint! Lmao! 🤣
The cat’s the funniest thing in this entire vide
There was one cat. You want "cat's," since you mean "cat is."
brandon: heres a montage of me buying the stuff, its entertaining just watch it
youtube: jake from state farm ad
me: *wheezing*
When Brandon picked up his cat the cartman impressions were the best
this was literally the best start of december ever. i really appreciate appearances by MG ❤
I love how Gloria is already editing this exact video during the filming of said video! You guys are amazing. 💜🖤💛
Gloria's great for morale. Loved y'all's bantering back and forth. LoL.
“Am i gonna get food poisoning?”
8-Ball: “Of course.”
🤣
As soon as you said “just watch it” an ad played. You are a miracle worker
“lion tigers and bears with me” i cant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
" that's an entire thanksgiving Christmas dinner"
"What"
"Nothing.."
MG: Do you any have Thyme?
B: ...NO. I spent it all try to make this DINNER in an easy bake oven!
😆
5:32
"Mmmmmmm electricity fumes"
I laughed harder than i should have at this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way he said “mmm electricity fumes” got me dying for no reason lol
“making a mini christmas dinner for my cat”
No one
literally no one
Brandon: "i'm just gonna put this back up your but"
Butt* sorry I’m a living auto correct
"It's ham-mer time!" (I'm going to use this for christmas ham cooking)
He said as i read this
You know they love each other when they spent 9 hrs making a Christmas dinner in an easy bake oven together
I love that, in the shopping montage, he grabs everything like he's trying to get away with stealing it. 😆
*bends over camera*
Brandon: why didn’t you all tell me she was eating my ham
Brandon: shut up I’ll shave my nose hairs later
Me: but I didn't say anything about your nose hairs-- I was too busy brushing my own!!
"...Just the tip..." *kiss* "trust me.." 😂😂 someone's please piece together all the suggestive parts I'm dying 🤣
#GotTheMovesLikeFarris
“DIVORCE”
“NO”
Why was it so cute when Brandon said "squish it" 😊☺️🤣
Brandon: “it’s entertaining just watch it.”
*McDonalds add comes on*
"Didnt I put three pieces in here?..."
-Brandon Farris 2019
"Dumpster dive dysentery" 😂😂😂😂😂
"Derishous cup of coffee" - Gloria
I really want to try this.
Also, it's a good thing you started now; it MIGHT be done by Christmas. Lol
You make shopping entertaining. Now I wanna go shopping with you 😂
4:34 “i just dropped all my ham” I CANT
It's beginning to look a lot like salmonella 😂
"Im so bored, i mean........
......entertainment."
Shut the hell up u fk tard..dk u have more than 700 k sbs.. exactly so shut the hell up
I know that you were trying to quote Brandon, but I don't think that he was trying to say 'bored' but you are good
@@michaele.hansen381 thanks
@@michaele.hansen381 sorry for replying 5 days later
@@NotEvix lmaooooo the original poster was lit quoting a line in the video 😳🤦🏽♀️ geeze simmer down killa 😂😂
💜💜💜💜 are this more hints.......DID Y'ALL SNEEK OFF AND GET MARRIED AND NOT TELL US???? LOL 🤣
💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
Yea I'm confused are they married or playing?
No rings on their fingers yet! But at this point, they should be married haha.
I love how much he says "woof" in this LOL
I'm going to get lost in the sea of fans but. i just wanted to tell you that you and your beautiful family have helped me during a very dark time in my life. thank you for being you. you made me smile and helped keep the dark away.
“She didn’t like the consistency of my ‘taters” will forever be my favourite line of this video
5:26 "don't act interested in the oven and then sneak over to the ham" 😂😂
Netflix: are you still watching?
*Someone's daughter at 3 am*
1:34
O-o
@@calli509 ll
Brandon should’ve gotten another thing of ham whenever the cat does chaos
no one:
Not a soul:
*Screams cause its hot in the dead quiet*
Zelda and gloria judging you in the background 😂
Awe! I love it when Gloria makes an appearance 😊 you guys should totally let us know what the wedding registry is when you do get married (if you haven't already)
Gloria: your gonna do great
Brandon: oh I stop telling him that a long time ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:44 - the face every cat owner makes no fewer than 5 yumes a day
times*, someone please tell me what "yumes" are
The dedication is immaculate *chefs kiss*
1:36 literally the funniest thing ever 🤣
Nobody else got the “gotta get some dark meat” “that’s my type”😂😂
12:43
Her: “Divorce!”
Him: “NO!!”
Me: 😂😂😂
3:33 One Christmas my grandma forgot a ham outside. She woke up in the middle of the night and rushed outside to get it. In the morning she discovered that the neighbour’s cat had taken a bite out of the ham. She just cut of that bit of ham and served it.
Years later she told my mom about it. 😆
"oh it smells good, yAaAaAaAaAaA" i'm dying🤣🤣🤣🤣
"That's drier than your humor" 💀💀