! SPICY LINES ! 0:41 *grunting and moaning*, god bless 1:35 *Whisper* “Let’s get it over with.” 1:38 *Whisper* “Don’t worry. I’m here.” 4:33 *Whisper* “What can we rescue?” 4:34 “Will you now? Don’t take too long. You’re not the only tasty morsel here.” 6:50 “Cheeky… I’ll see you then.” 7:05 “What are you doing? Ugh, my head! *grunts* I can’t- 10:16 “This is all a game to you… isn’t it?” 11:32 “That’s what you want, isn’t it? To be mine… forever.” jesus q christ why is his voice so HOT- 13:01 “SoooOooo. Minthara has one in the, uh *pop* proverbial oven.” This isn't erotic or flirty. I just love the way he makes that *pop* sound lol. 13:51 “You filthy devil. *gasp* I’m shocked.” 14:44 “We can’t have that, can we? It would be…very dangerous.” 16:19 “As a person? Would that be so much to ask?” 16:25 I have no words. Enjoy. 19:37 “Just as long as she knows who belongs to whom this time.” So toxic I need therapy. 20:02 *Whisper* “I wonder…” 20:44 *Whisper* “I was trying to concentrate.” 20:47 “You die when I let you.” 24:31 “Of Course! Whatever you need to tell yourself, darling.” ;) 26:19 “Ahh! Whatever you did made my neck piece vibrate.” hehehehehe 35:58 “Add a little bite.” 39:55 “Hmm. You sound disappointed. I’ll bite you if you ask.” 40:03 *Whisper* “I’ll help…this time.” 41:22 *groan* 41:43 “Very good. Now tell me I’m beautiful and we can call it a day.” 41:53 “I think…you want to be known…to be tasted.”
42:31 Pitiful crying. I just thought this was adorable. Like he’s having a mini pout after being forced to do something nice. xD 42:38 I believe this moans for itself. Dear GODS above! 43:14 “Please?” 45:18 “And this time, I’ll make sure I'm quiet. We don't want to disturb your rest.” 46:44 “No matter what I say… it doesn’t matter. Not if you get what you want.” Alr, this one’s a lil sad. 47:35 “Yes, beautiful?” 47:54 “Ohh. Go on.” 48:11 *Whisper* “Help is here.” 50:30 “Then we better make it count.” leads into *Whisper* “Be very, very quiet.” Lord. The line after is just great too comically. 58:11 “Not quite yet, love. Let’s…wait until they’re asleep.” 1:02:07 “Aha. A good full-bodied choice.” 1:07:03 *Whisper* “I’m coming.” 1:07:13 “No more blood. No more killing just this…please.” 1:07:52 *Whisper* “A little souvenir…” 1:08:22 “Gods yes. I’ve been waiting so long for this.” 1:10:51 “Don’t I? You’re here. And… I don’t think you want to talk.” 1:11:06 “Bad girl.” 1:11:09 “You’re mine.” 1:11:58 “My sweet, there is nothing I’d like more.” 1:15:30 ‘Hm. I wish we could retreat into our palace already… and spend a decade in eachothers arms.” More toxically romantic than anything hehe. 1:21:23 *Heavy breathing* 1:22:56 “It may soon come to an end, if you don’t shut your mouth.” 1:32:13 “Let’s have a little fun.” 1:34:21 “Come on, get up.” Not spicy but great for new alarm lol 1:35:33 *Humming* 1:36:15 *Whisper* “No need to thank me.” 1:37:54 *Whisper* “Hold on. I’m coming.” 1:39:46 *Inhale, exhale* “Fine.” 1:41:42 “And you could be so much more if you wanted. One little bite… and you could be mine forever.” 1:56:49 “If you don’t remember how much you enjoyed it last time, I would like to try again… until you can think of nothing else.” Yes, threaten us with a good time, Astarion. 2:03:59 “Yes, my treasure?” A good place to end part 1 :D 2:04:07 “I feel it too…draining me dry.” 2:05:25 “I’d rather be the only dark power in your body, if it’s all the same to you.” 2:06:06 “SooOooo. You’ve indulged. Just helped yourself to a little more power, I see.” the delivery of this line makes it spicy with the way he murmurs in the end, chef’s kiss. 2:06:27 “You’re a vision, and you’re so much more than that.” Have a compliment why dontcha. 2:06:57 “You’ll talk.” 2:08:35 “Now, I admit, I got carried away last night. I apologize.” 2:08:57 “Don’t be such a humorless little wretch. It’s nothing but a joke.” 2:09:22 “Then come with me, my love. And live your final night.” 2:10:30 “On. Your. Knees, darling.” This line put a lot of ppl six feet under. 2:10:57 “Not half as sweet as when I…tasted you.” 2:12:29 “You little scoundrel, you.” 2:15:02 “You sweetheart. But while you’re here, maybe there is something else you can look at.” 2:15:22 “Oh! I’m the one you love? Well, my dear, how could I say no?” 2:17:23 *Whisper* “Let’s go.” 2:17:50 “You’ve earned it.” ;D 2:20:52 “There you are. I was just thinking about you and that delicious moment we shared the other night.” 2:35:16 “I love you. I love this. And I want it all.” ; - ;
23:44 - *"Of course! What fun! **_I'm going to f*cking kill you"_* 😂 26:19 - *_"Ah!-_** Oh, whatever you did, it made my neckpiece vibrate"* 26:57 - "[chuckle] _Easy"_ 30:30 - "Less 'quiet party with friends', more 'days of _hedonistic debauchery',_ but uh, otherwise, yes!" 31:34 - "Tsk tsk tsk, _you_ haven't earned the right to stare at me like _that"_ 32:15 - _"Ugh,_ that felt even worse somehow!" 39:55 - "Mmm, you sound disappointed. I'll bite _you_ if you ask" "[whisper] _I'll help, this time"_ 40:35 - _"What?_ I- well, maybe you _could_ have a look" 41:44 - _"Very good"_ 41:53 - *_"I_** think... you want to be known. To be **_tasted"_* 43:14 - *_"Please~?"_* 47:04 - *"Even though i know things between **_us_** are different, being with someone still feel... **_tainted._** Still brings up those feelings of... disgust and loathing."* 😭 47:35 - "Yes, beautiful?" 47:54 - _"Oh!_ Go on~" 50:32 - *"[whisper] Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting **_idiots"_* 51:32 - Just leaving this one here lol 52:21 - "[whisper] Bless the oblivious" 53:16 - "How bizarre~" 53:18 - "I dont know if it's the _bats_ or the decaying... _everything,_ but it's quite homey!" 53:56 - *_"Ah!~_** Nothing says 'true love' like faking your own death to avoid someone!"* 😂 54:33 - "Yes, darling?" 55:24 - "Oh thank goodness, i was worried id have to get involved" 55:40 - "The man cant stay quiet about _'enjoying the freedom of nature's gifts'._ [laugh] i bet he'd outrule clothing if he could." 55:55 - This sounds so close to my middle name 55:59 - "GO FOR THE NECK, BOO!" 58:11 - *"[whisper] Not quite yet, love. Let's... wait until theyre asleep."* 58:33 - "I granted you, _one drop,_ of my own blood." 59:14 - "Im sure you can look forward to long, _passionate_ nights of conversation in the library" 1:01:38 - *[Cue Astarion getting kicked in the balls] "How DARE you?!"* 1:03:47 - "And it is the rats, to be clear. T-the rats, _sound,_ smarter" 1:03:51 - *_"Hello, beautiful~"_* 1:04:38 - "You're coming to the end... arent you?" The way he said this line hurts me 😭 1:06:19 - "Well. Goodbye then, i suppose. You brought my dead heart back to life. It will keep beating" 🥺 1:07:03 - 👀👀👀 1:07:14 - "No more blood, no more killing. Just this. _Please"_
Bookmarked lines: 2:03:58 - yes my treasure 2:05:03 - you give me something to care for and that’s worth the peril 2:10:31 - on. Your. Kneeees. Darling -“ yes sir 🧎🏻♀️” 2:15:19 - you’re Mine 2:20:25 - a grand ceremony to honor one exulted vampiric MAAASta 2:28:54 - no my love. I’m not jealous of the drow. You have all the fun you want. If you survive the night 2:43:26 - first we’ll take baldurs gate. Next we’ll take the world
Time stamping lines for myself that make me laugh/happy 16:51 i love him 😭 18:14 + 18:23 what? lmao 1:05:29 adding THEE LAUGH 1:10:13 As much as I love Wyll, I died 💀 1:11:06 threw me way off 😭 1:19:12 “…mostly 😁” 1:19:42 1:20:06 “HEY! YOU! 🫵” 1:20:26 introduction for anyone looking for it 1:21:25 OH MY GOD LMFAOOOOO 1:23:21 1:23:31 1:23:42 “dO yOu oFTeN bUrsT iNto fLaYMes?” 1:23:55 snap him in two 1:24:27 ?? 😭 1:24:43 “your body’s a temple… TO AN IDIOT GOD.” 1:24:55 friends 😬 1:25:04 🧸 how wicked 1:26:01 “QUIet!” 1:26:26 1:27:40 “And people say size doesn’t matter.” 1:27:45 “No, I won’t kill them! Well… maybe Gale.” 1:28:45 “WHAT IN THE HELLS IS THAT?” 1:30:40 “Cross my heart and hope to- 😧” 1:31:39 OMG?? 😭😼 1:33:40 💥🩸 1:35:33 ?? 😭 pt. 2 1:36:50 horizontal dance with a devil 1:37:48 best hair in the camp 1:38:08 1:40:03 so beautiful… so free 🥹🌷 1:41:15 “flip a coin if you need to” 1:42:13 ?? 😭 pt. 3 1:43:38 🦴 1:43:42 “THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!” 1:43:59 “I thought you two of you would just flop about like dying fish and then call it a night. 🐟” 1:45:43 “DARLING! ☝️ I’ve had a sudden change of heart.” 1:46:08 1:47:15 building explosion 😭 1:47:37 proud mother Astarion 1:49:10 I love his laughs a lot! 1:50:49 1:52:55 building explosion pt. 2 1:55:14 1:56:24 1:57:22 1:57:53 1:58:34 he’s beautiful 🧚♀️✨ 1:59:15 1:59:17 BIRD!! 1:59:40 🥹 2:00:03 “No, I won’t kill them! Well… maybe the gith.” 2:01:06 sir 🤨 2:01:56 drinking Karlach’s blood 💀 2:03:38 2:03:53 2:04:02 “She’s a vampire!” 2:04:57 2:05:25 LMAO 2:06:40 2:06:45 2:06:51 “yes please! 😈🙏” 2:08:35 when he kills you 2:15:38 🥺♥️🌹 2:17:00 2:17:54 ?? 😭 pt. 4
2:17:06 "but, from time to time, there was a sebastian." ooh.. yikes.. 2:18:57 "i've watched [street] urchins freeze to death in the street.. it looks peaceful, just like falling asleep." ooh.. yikes.. part 2. my tav grew up as a street urchin so this hit hard 3:23:43 "shh shh shh shh.. or i'll rush off and tell your father you've been fibbing. hmm.. did he spank you, growing up? or go straight for the cat o' nine?" astarion i hate you /lh 3:25:45 "excellent. you will let me know the next time you need to be tied up, won't you?" i would not be surprised if he was joking, but i would be surprised if he is hinting at something he likes during horizontal tango time. 4:53:22 "here lies connor, beloved husband, and a tasty little morsel to boot." i love how he gleefully reads out this guy's tombstone LMAO 5:16:10 "come on, get up" new morning alarm 7:06:53 "if they ask for a sacrifice, i'd suggest virgins. young and hot-blooded." ok so u would sacrifice my tav, got it 7:14:05 "naughty, naughty." melting 7:30:58 "oh! maybe they like being restrained." i would no longer be surprised if astarion likes bondage
Thank u papa, im listening to this all night while i work. I'm still waiting for aome brave soul to post a compilation of all of Astarion's scenes. I saw one with all of Shadowheart's.
Tagging random lines I like so I can go back to them 2:43 after what she's been through 11:25 attack 11:32 that's what you want, isn't it 18:54 uuhh bfhbeewawee- kind of? 19:54 don't be like that 20:54 will he accept a morally questionable hero? 29:51 I'm so happy for you, Karlach! 30:11 - 30:39 31:30 lot of blood 33:33 you don't know what it was like (2) 35:40 my, my! 35:56 little bite 36:46 I do mean it, I'm grateful for all of this. 37:22 you look drained 37:46 whoaaa... "I *will* become the ascendent!" 42:30 random fake crying lmao 43:14 /please/ 45:57 we are rather good together 47:35 yes, beautiful? 49:41 I would have liked to tell you in my own time 50:12 laughter 50:48 cute 52:59 my confidant 53:24 I'll be good 54:20 wtf neil 55:40 Halsin imitation 57:22 57:56 swept up in the moment, moan??? O.O 1:00:17 bodies bodies everywhere~ 1:00:33 Astarion 😢 1:10:08 can't work bc you're dead? lazy 1:11:05 bad girl 😳 1:11:10 you're mine 😨 1:12:39 a grim fate1:16:00
Stooooop Earlier today I was wondering how I could get just his voice in one video with very little other characters. Jokingly but also…. I didn’t say it out loud and yet here it is. UA-cam blesses me with this not 6 hours later. Thank you
44:32 "Because anything else would mean sending you down into the dark. It means showing you the _hunger_ in your babe's eyes, and leaving you with that terrible, final decision." What on earth causes *_that_* comment?
8:42:38 Normally, I'd be all for finding an arrangement, but hearts are fragile things in the best of times. And Karlach's- 2:43 [About Karlach] After what she's been through, it will need a *very* gentle hand. So let's not complicate things, hmm? 2:12 Oh please. Don't count me out just because of your... condition. I'm always up for a challenge ;) 4:48 Trust me, it's a challenge for both of us. 6:36 Stay with me... 6:44 ... Help the idiot. 7:14 With pleasure 7:22 The world doesnt need to know my shame 16:13 Karlach..? Oh um, what is wrong..? 🥺 18:39 I dont know how we could beat him, but I do know this. You *must* try. 24:07 Oh I'm glad I still have the power to surprise you. Even if it's the only power I have left. 24:50 So, the untouchable Karlach is untouchable no more? 26:11 Ah, you sound surprised! I am capable of doing the right thing from time to time. 26:45 {evil laugh} Karlach, my love, I'm the vampire Ascendant! There is nothing I can't do. 28:44 And i get to share it with you. As a partner. An.. Equal. 29:49 You are indomitable, aren't you? I'm so happy for you, Karlach! 36:44 Let's fix you up. 39:01 Come on, wake up. 41:35 (confident) Who knows? Perhaps we've only just begun. 44:09 Hmph, rich of you to talk about someone else's heart, Karlach. 49:25 (Ascendant Astarion) I am indomitable, Karlach. Nothing can stop me. And least of all your hot blooded self. 54:27 [About Karlach] She's almost as scary as you, Lae'zel. So naturally, she gets my vote. 54:59 ...You're not one of them. They took you. Same as they took me. 56:13 Up. We need you. 56:15 Just trust me when i say we need to be careful. 58:46 He's right. You're no monster. You saved me more times than i can count. 1:04:32 How neither one of us is free... How Cazador is still out there, How you'reー... You're coming to the end, aren't you...?
1:06:18 Well. Good bye then, I suppose. You brought my dead heart back to life. It will keep beating. 1:18:55 I don't even want to think what would've happened to you. 1:20:37 How neither one of us... is free... How Cazador is still out there, and you're-.... {desparate} But...! If I complete the ritual, think of the power I'll have. With me by your side, we c... we could save the city! ... We can save ourselves... 5:13:58 {sad chuckle} I suppose you are right. We've been through enough 1:23:42 Do you often burst into flames? Or was that a special ocassion? 1:23:55 I'd shake your hand but you can still snap me in two, so uh, perhaps not. 1:10:20 1:34:21 Come on, get up. 1:35:09 So. The more you cool down, the more your love life heats up? 1:36:25 You fool! Take off the mask! Now! 1:42:52 You can forget just how much color there is in the world... (😭) 1:47:37 {choked up} I'm just... so proud. 1:47:59 I'm doing this for you, too, y'know. To make sure we're both safe... Forever.... For good. 1:51:08 Don't worry, I'm here. 1:57:09 Karlach? Oh... what is wrong? 🥺 1:59:38 {sad laugh} Maybe... But life is what you make it. And I want to make mine with you (Karlach 😭) 2:14:43 ...You don't have to be. Sometimes things are just... terrible. 2:30:49 (Ascended Astarion) ...I see what's happening, Karlach. The end is coming. ...But it doesn't have to look like this. 2:15:46 (Ascended Astarion) So return to the hells and do it. Live! 2:25:35 It isn't fair... Not after everything we've been through. :( 2:35:50 So, I was thinking. Where can I go that is devoid of sunlight, filled with violence, and has the one person i want to spend all my time with? 2:33:59 Think about it. In the hells, I never have to fear the sun, I can kill anyone I want! And... I'll be with you.
2:46:18 {chuckle} And here I thought I was the dangerous one. But I'm not so frightening after all, am I? 8:20:42 That's... interesting. I might even say I like it. And as for you and me, well uh,... I'm willing to wait :) 8:22:06 You have no idea how mutual the feeling is. But there are other ways to connect with a person. 3:52:59 Hmm? Oh. I was just, pondering that heart of yours. 2:53:21 You're the only one. Other people don't have a heart like you. You're.... you. No one is like that. 3:02:46 [About Karlach] You want to just team up with some blood stained killer?? Because I'm fine with that :) 3:09:22 8:08:11 {chuckle} Believe it or not, I did! You're certainly uh, different. 3:11:15 There were time I would've been thrilled if everyone who puts their hands on me burst into flames. 3:14:58 But we should move on. Uh, we got a big day ahead of us and uh, I can't spend it all chatting to you. (Although he definitely wouldnt have mind it 🤭) 3:15:27 (Ascended Astarion?) It seems to me that there's a clear path forward. Karlach just has to walk it. 3:16:50 [About Karlach] I knew we were a strange band, but a fugitive from the hells? Now that's someone worth knowing. 3:19:00 {solemn} I can see the stars from Baldur's gate, of course. But not with such clarity. 3:34:36 You did more than that. You... believed in me. Believed I was enough, just the way i am 3:35:15 (Ascended Astarion) We'll see you again, my love. I'm not sure how, but if I know anything, it's that death isn't always the end 3:42:10 You're too cute to die 3:44:15 How I'm free of Cazador, How I have a whole new life stretching out in front of me and youー... {sobs} You won't be able to join me, will you...? 3:30:10 {shaken up} I forbid you from dying. 3:51:31 Not being able to touch you, having to slow down, it's all... I'm just not used to it. 3:53:10 And all I had to do was not fall for you. Which is where my nice, simple plan fell apart 3:59:24 {in tears} But you wont get rid of me so easily, my love. Death isn't always the end of life, that much I know for certain... 4:13:40 Karlach treats every embrace as if it might be her last. Or... your last. Hrm... what a way to go 4:14:08 (Ascended Astarion) Zariel would be far too busy with Raphael to worry about scouring the plains for you
4:18:38 huh, I was trying to think of something more profound to say, but no. It just "Kind of sucks". 4:41:37 And who knows, perhaps someday, you'll be free of that engine. 5:07:37 You saved me back there. I may not have appreciated it at the time but... I do now. Thank you. 5:09:45 (Ascendant Astarion) {solemn} This would be different, Karlach. Together, we can face anything! No matter what Avernus throws at us. 26:45 {evil laugh} Karlach, my love, I'm the vampire Ascendant! There is nothing I can't do. 5:12:04 Take Karlach, for example. Her blood aged in the Hells. She's potent, like a fiery whiskey. 5:17:57 {sarcastic} Karlach, champion of the Hells, want to talk then fall asleep? 5:14:20 I feel cold. Empty. What are those flowers doing to me? 5:15:32 {whisper} I hate how right you are 5:15:36 {whisper} This way. 5:17:54 I'll get them free. You find a way out of here! 5:29:29 {sigh} You have been dealt a difficult hand, my friend. I'm... sorry. 5:20:50 {awkward} , yes. Well. Um. I'll leave you to your thoughts, just uh,.... I'll give you some space (🥺) 5:20:47 {awkward} As much space as I possibly can. 5:23:35 Huh.. You gave me precious, impossible moments of comfort. I only really wanted a few more... (😭😭) 5:24:04 (Ascendant Astarion) {evil laugh} There she is! There's the gutsy devil I fell for. 5:24:13 {teasing} Nothing special, of course. You're only the first person I truly cared for. 5:24:21 Not that I want to get on the wrong side of any devils, but this Karlach is a survivor. 5:31:21 {desparate} You can't want to die like this, Karlach! Not when you can still go back to the hells! Not when you can still live...! 5:32:16 Tell me you'll consider the alternatives. I don't want to lose you... 5:56:48 {conflicted} urk... ugh..... I'm sorry, alright? is that what you want? 5:59:53 {bargaining} I mean it. This is what I want, and it's the smart move. 6:02:22 {awkward comforting} I wish I could tell you dying isn't so bad, but my experience has been quite um,...specific. Sorry.... 6:02:50 [About Karlach] She must be at camp. I think she was getting a little too... hot under the collar. {Chuckle} 6:07:24 But Karlach, a tiefling seasoned by hellsfire, what could she possibly taste like? 6:07:45 {awkward} So can you, uh i dont know, help? Show me what to do?
6:12:30 These flowers... what is this feeling...? 6:19:13 [About Karlach] Darling, healthy relationships is not my.... strong point. But even I can see she loves you. (🥺) 6:23:03 When... Cazador... first carved this on me....... I didn't fight back.... I couldn't. I just... held there, as it happened to me. 6:26:12 [About Karlach?] I do like her spirit. I don't like her chances, but her spirit excellent. 6:28:40 I've been dead on the ground for long enough. It's time to try living again 6:31:24 [About Karlach] I'm glad you let her go. She seems like a powerful ally. 6:31:57 {determined} You are not dying. 6:32:21 Gale, are you brooding? Because, I swear, if you ruin my good mood... (😂) 6:34:01 {sassy} Now, shall we get on? I want to go before anyone else thanks me for saving their tails. (🤭) 6:35:15 Stay strong, darling 6:36:08 It's beautiful... strange, but beautiful. 6:42:23 {threatening} You are on some very thin ice, Darling. 6:45:16 Should it be doing that? I dont think you should be doing that. 6:48:01 I'm still thinking about Karlach... about what she said... 6:53:26 A pity... I kind of liked her... 7:08:55 {sincere} O-of course... That.... that would mean a lot 7:16:15 That's the spirit! Chin up, and all that! 7:21:07 {concerned} Lae'zel is still back there... Should i just abandon her? 7:22:51 You saw the price of freedom and decided to pay it... I... Im proud of you. Well done (i think this may be Ascended Astarion talking to Wyll origin but not sure) 7:23:19 {resigned} Alright... If that's what you want, then um,... then I'll be here with you. No matter what comes... 7:32:14 [About Karlach] {empathetic} Imagine forgetting how it feels to hold someone, all because of what some devil did to her... 7:34:54 8:30:10 Let's keep you safe... 7:35:40 (Ascended Astarion) {cocky} Don't worry. If anything happens, I'll protect you. 7:40:40 Say no. The only thing she's offering is pain. ...And I- I dont want to see you get hurt. 7:43:49 {awkward laugh} Don't threaten me with a good time, Darling 7:52:34 Uh, keep calm, Karlach. One bad flare, and you can blow up this whole place. 7:52:39 [About Karlach] Ohh, she's almost as scary as you, Lae'zel. So naturally she get's my vote. {Chuckle} 7:55:26 {resigned} But if you say you're alright... I'll believe you. 7:59:05 Alright, Karlach. Let's try it your way. 8:11:29 {worried} I... wasn't sure you wanted to talk. A-after Gortash and well, everything. 8:21:17 Ugh, dont be so nice to me. It makes me want to be nice back. 8:25:36 You... stood up for me. Earlier. When that wretched drow was insisting I bite her. I- I... appreciated it. That is all. 8:44:26 {conflicted} Fine... Karlach has offered herself. I can't say I love the idea but, well,... there is a cruel logic to it... 8:56:10 I'll happily take you, if we survive this bugs banquet (so its a date 🤭)
Does anyone have the timestamp for when he gets mad about the lance or the monastery falling on him? "WHAT IN THE SWEET HELLS WERE YOU THINKING? I WAS RIGHT THERE"
Bookmarks 2:11 "I'm always up for a challenge" 2:27 "Being with you is about more than.." 8:30 "Even stale, I'd recognize that bouquet anywhere mmm" 15:01 "What's a little attempted murder amount friends" "Just don't start any grand design" 2:15:02 2:33:20 Sussur flower i think 2:33:59 Karlach romance 2:43:15 idk
Fav Astarion Lines (Time Stamped) 0:24 "Good morning! Thank you for not killing me the other night!" 0:29 "Mm-mm" 0:31 "*Gasp!*" 0:36 "Trust me, it doesn't happen." 0:40 "*ambiguous and suggestive physical distress*" 1:15 "On the way" 1:35 "Let's get it over with" 1:36 "On my way!" 1:37 "Don't worry, I'm here." 1:45 "*pain and effort*" 2:10 "*vague disgust* Oh." 2:19 "What are you waiting for?! Help me!" 2:25 "But I do know, being with you is about more than lust or manipulating you into a tactical alliance." 2:43 "After what she's been through, it will need a very gentle hand, so let's not complicate things hm?" 3:27 "I will miss you though, since the moment we met, you have been... spectacular!" 3:46 "How could I not We're both veritable terrors on society!" 4:11 "We'll patch you up." 4:29 "There's not much time, I have to get out of here now!" 4:56 "For as long as I can remember, I've been used by others, controlled, puppeted for someone else's pleasure, but not anymore!"
5:20 "*sigh* I missed these" 5:24 "Get the hells away from me!" 5:26 "*Unhinged maniacal laughter*" 5:59 "Don't worry darling, I like you! I'm sure I'll make the right choice." 6:35 "Stay with me." 6:40 "Can we? I supposed we can, help the idiot." 7:04 "What are you doing? Ugh, my head, ugh I can't-!" 7:22 "The world doesn't need to know my shame." 8:12 "We will?! Gods! 200 years and I've never missed seeing my reflection more!" 8:20 "I've visited enough pain on your people, the least I could do was spare you that." 9:08 "I should probably start getting used to the shadows again. Who knows how long I have left in the sun?" 9:22 "*surprised, pained yelling*" 9:46 "Hells, he did it, he's through to the Shadowfell!" 9:54 "No, just thinking..."
11:17 "Get away from that thing!" 11:32 "That's what you want, isn't it? To be mine, forever?" >:) 11:57 "*frustrated/pained grunting, heavy breathing* I'm going to stop. Cazador." 12:56 "Ah, my favorite traveling companion." 13:17 "Ugh, he's dead! And he took any chance of lifting the Curse with him." 13:23 "This is better, but I'm still getting the hells out of here." 13:28 "Something's coming, something dark." 14:22 "*grunting in pain, coughing*" 14:28 "Perhaps it's better if we don't continue with whatever this was, perhaps we'll both be better for it." 14:40 "*gulp* Yuck." 14:42 "Agh!" 14:44 "We can't have that can we? It would be... very dangerous." 15:23 "We're in Elturgard? Ugh, Baldur's Gate is still leagues away." 15:35 "No! Halsin! Gods dammit!" (Aww!) 15:53 "Thank you, do you think you can trust me just a little further?" 16:09 "*Barbarian vampire scream?*"
16:19 "As a person, would that so much to ask?" 16:24 "*pained grunts and groans*" 17:11 "Hah! No it so rarely is, but it might be fun." 17:34 "It wouldn't be the worst thing he's ever done to us, you know I'm right Sister." 17:53 "But make no mistake, I will forever remember what you did for me today." 18:04 "*clicks tongue* Aww" 18:06 "*unhinged laughter*" 18:10 "I uh... I want to thank you." 18:39 "I don't know how you can beat him, but I do know this: You must. Try." 18:54 "Well *spluttering* kind of? It's a long story honestly." 19:22 "Now every time I open that book the voices surge back into my mind, I can't reason with them, they exist to protect that book." 19:34 "It sounds awful" 19:55 "Oh come on, don't be like that." 20:31 "Some things are sacred!" 20:41 "Is there something you want to talk about my dear?" 20:47 "You die when I let you!" 21:11 "I mean I think he was a bear! Big head, four legs, hair that gets stuck in your teeth."
21:36 "Shall we?" 21:37 "Agh! Why is it so difficult?" 22:04 "I can do this, but I need your help." 22:21 "Of course your uh, other condition, but if anything can convince your God to do what's right the Crown can." 22:32 "I really hope you know what you're doing." 22:45 "It doesn't quite make up for the lack of a reflection mind you." 22:49 "He's down, time to hit him with all we've got!" 22:53 "I think I'll just- just clear my head." 23:44 "Of course! What fun! I'm going to fucking kill you." 23:49 "With pleasure." 23:52 "Uh- ah hah I meant to do that!" 23:55 "Alright I'm coming." 23:59 "Don't underestimate how this Curse will get to your head in time." 25:33 "*Khf!*" 25:46 "He never let us drink, he never wanted us to know! I had no idea there was worse than drainage and death at his hand!" 25:57 "*pained grunt*" 26:10 "You sound surprised! I am capable of doing the right thing from time to time." 26:19 "Ah! Oh! Whatever you did it made my neck piece vibrate."
26:33 "*exhale*" 26:56 "Ahah! Easy..." 26:59 "I'm just too slow right now, too weak." 27:52 "So imagine how stupid I felt when I started to... genuinely feel something for you." 27:26 "I can hear the whispers of the night, but I can't yet speak it's language." 28:44 "And I get to share it with you, as a partner, an... equal." 28:59 "Good for you, as for me I'm going to drink until I'm sure I won't hear you grunting in the bushes." 29:08 "Then it's everything you shall receive." 29:49 "You are indomitable aren't you, I'm so happy for you Karlach!" 30:22 "*breathing heavily* New blood, caked on old, it's smells rancid." 30:48 "You don't know what it was like, there was no way out!" 31:11 "Zevlor dear! This is your cue!"
i found it for anyone trying to remember too, it's just before going to baldur's gate, he's talking about what he thinks the vampire ritual would be like and how he's feeling going back and facing the other vampires, so the vampiric maaastah is cazador
helloo! love your compilation, i was just wondering if you could provide a link to download the mp4 file of the live wallpaper you're using as background? i'd love to use it as a wallpaper for my laptop, thank uuu
![Cuddling with Astarion ASMR ♡ [breathing] [heartbeats] [kisses] [no talking] [sleep aid] [looped] ♡](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QPyeYl1SI2Y/mqdefault.jpg)
! SPICY LINES !
0:41 *grunting and moaning*, god bless
1:35 *Whisper* “Let’s get it over with.”
1:38 *Whisper* “Don’t worry. I’m here.”
4:33 *Whisper* “What can we rescue?”
4:34 “Will you now? Don’t take too long. You’re not the only tasty morsel here.”
6:50 “Cheeky… I’ll see you then.”
7:05 “What are you doing? Ugh, my head! *grunts* I can’t-
10:16 “This is all a game to you… isn’t it?”
11:32 “That’s what you want, isn’t it? To be mine… forever.” jesus q christ why is his voice so HOT-
13:01 “SoooOooo. Minthara has one in the, uh *pop* proverbial oven.” This isn't erotic or flirty. I just love the way he makes that *pop* sound lol.
13:51 “You filthy devil. *gasp* I’m shocked.”
14:44 “We can’t have that, can we? It would be…very dangerous.”
16:19 “As a person? Would that be so much to ask?”
16:25 I have no words. Enjoy.
19:37 “Just as long as she knows who belongs to whom this time.” So toxic I need therapy.
20:02 *Whisper* “I wonder…”
20:44 *Whisper* “I was trying to concentrate.”
20:47 “You die when I let you.”
24:31 “Of Course! Whatever you need to tell yourself, darling.” ;)
26:19 “Ahh! Whatever you did made my neck piece vibrate.” hehehehehe
35:58 “Add a little bite.”
39:55 “Hmm. You sound disappointed. I’ll bite you if you ask.”
40:03 *Whisper* “I’ll help…this time.”
41:22 *groan*
41:43 “Very good. Now tell me I’m beautiful and we can call it a day.”
41:53 “I think…you want to be known…to be tasted.”
42:31 Pitiful crying. I just thought this was adorable. Like he’s having a mini pout after being forced to do something nice. xD
42:38 I believe this moans for itself. Dear GODS above!
43:14 “Please?”
45:18 “And this time, I’ll make sure I'm quiet. We don't want to disturb your rest.”
46:44 “No matter what I say… it doesn’t matter. Not if you get what you want.” Alr, this one’s a lil sad.
47:35 “Yes, beautiful?”
47:54 “Ohh. Go on.”
48:11 *Whisper* “Help is here.”
50:30 “Then we better make it count.” leads into *Whisper* “Be very, very quiet.” Lord. The line after is just great too comically.
58:11 “Not quite yet, love. Let’s…wait until they’re asleep.”
1:02:07 “Aha. A good full-bodied choice.”
1:07:03 *Whisper* “I’m coming.”
1:07:13 “No more blood. No more killing just this…please.”
1:07:52 *Whisper* “A little souvenir…”
1:08:22 “Gods yes. I’ve been waiting so long for this.”
1:10:51 “Don’t I? You’re here. And… I don’t think you want to talk.”
1:11:06 “Bad girl.”
1:11:09 “You’re mine.”
1:11:58 “My sweet, there is nothing I’d like more.”
1:15:30 ‘Hm. I wish we could retreat into our palace already… and spend a decade in eachothers arms.” More toxically romantic than anything hehe.
1:21:23 *Heavy breathing*
1:22:56 “It may soon come to an end, if you don’t shut your mouth.”
1:32:13 “Let’s have a little fun.”
1:34:21 “Come on, get up.” Not spicy but great for new alarm lol
1:35:33 *Humming*
1:36:15 *Whisper* “No need to thank me.”
1:37:54 *Whisper* “Hold on. I’m coming.”
1:39:46 *Inhale, exhale* “Fine.”
1:41:42 “And you could be so much more if you wanted. One little bite… and you could be mine forever.”
1:56:49 “If you don’t remember how much you enjoyed it last time, I would like to try again… until you can think of nothing else.” Yes, threaten us with a good time, Astarion.
2:03:59 “Yes, my treasure?” A good place to end part 1 :D
2:04:07 “I feel it too…draining me dry.”
2:05:25 “I’d rather be the only dark power in your body, if it’s all the same to you.”
2:06:06 “SooOooo. You’ve indulged. Just helped yourself to a little more power, I see.” the delivery of this line makes it spicy with the way he murmurs in the end, chef’s kiss.
2:06:27 “You’re a vision, and you’re so much more than that.” Have a compliment why dontcha.
2:06:57 “You’ll talk.”
2:08:35 “Now, I admit, I got carried away last night. I apologize.”
2:08:57 “Don’t be such a humorless little wretch. It’s nothing but a joke.”
2:09:22 “Then come with me, my love. And live your final night.”
2:10:30 “On. Your. Knees, darling.” This line put a lot of ppl six feet under.
2:10:57 “Not half as sweet as when I…tasted you.”
2:12:29 “You little scoundrel, you.”
2:15:02 “You sweetheart. But while you’re here, maybe there is something else you can look at.”
2:15:22 “Oh! I’m the one you love? Well, my dear, how could I say no?”
2:17:23 *Whisper* “Let’s go.”
2:17:50 “You’ve earned it.” ;D
2:20:52 “There you are. I was just thinking about you and that delicious moment we shared the other night.”
2:35:16 “I love you. I love this. And I want it all.” ; - ;
Doin gods work fr
You're doing God's work
THANK GODS FOR YOU
Please please keep going with this 😂 you're a hero
I wonder when he says "I wish we could retreat in our palace already". Anyone stepped into this line in the game?
EIGHT HOURS OF HIS VOICE NO WAY HOLY CRAP.
Almost 9....and its "part 1" I'm crying the VA worked so hard to bless us with Astarions voice 😭😭
More like 13 hours worth of lines! There's the cut content as well! (Astarion narrates as origin.)
Astarion whispering is causing me to pass away.
Heard the whispering right as I read this comment.. freaked me out xD
Mood lmao I’m at work and dropped stuff and choked on my spit 💀💀😭😭
WHEN IM SNEAKING WITH HIM HE WHISPERS SO MUCH I DIE EVERY TIME😭😭😭😭
yess i put this on to sleep and now i’m kicking giggling in my bed and no way sleeping
@@gamingafterdark06So real. Nine hours of bedtime story
Just nine hours of Neil Newbon talking and making noises-
Yes please- :)
A few of my favorites
6:00:54
5:49:59
6:52:49
8:19:41
8:33:54
8:37:32
Duuude
@@Рита-н1э3х Yw
I feel like if you showed Baldur's Gate 3 to gamers in the 1990's they'd be is disbelief and amazement what would be possible for a game to do.
i cant not imagine his lines all ending with the "~" his voice is just so soothing and satisfying
Astarion definitely puts the A S and R in ASMR 😳
the M stands for moaning
y’all takin about spicy lines but I actually found it most attractive when he was reciting the spells 😅
For real I make him cast spells whenever I get the chance cuz it's so powerful and... wowza
@@wizard_kun reminds me of a certain Mark who enjoys a respectable amount of power
Do you have the time stamps??
@@MimiKon36 time stamps? nah I just listened to this like it was an audiobook 💀
23:44 - *"Of course! What fun! **_I'm going to f*cking kill you"_* 😂
26:19 - *_"Ah!-_** Oh, whatever you did, it made my neckpiece vibrate"*
26:57 - "[chuckle] _Easy"_
30:30 - "Less 'quiet party with friends', more 'days of _hedonistic debauchery',_ but uh, otherwise, yes!"
31:34 - "Tsk tsk tsk, _you_ haven't earned the right to stare at me like _that"_
32:15 - _"Ugh,_ that felt even worse somehow!"
39:55 - "Mmm, you sound disappointed. I'll bite _you_ if you ask" "[whisper] _I'll help, this time"_
40:35 - _"What?_ I- well, maybe you _could_ have a look"
41:44 - _"Very good"_
41:53 - *_"I_** think... you want to be known. To be **_tasted"_*
43:14 - *_"Please~?"_*
47:04 - *"Even though i know things between **_us_** are different, being with someone still feel... **_tainted._** Still brings up those feelings of... disgust and loathing."* 😭
47:35 - "Yes, beautiful?"
47:54 - _"Oh!_ Go on~"
50:32 - *"[whisper] Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting **_idiots"_*
51:32 - Just leaving this one here lol
52:21 - "[whisper] Bless the oblivious"
53:16 - "How bizarre~"
53:18 - "I dont know if it's the _bats_ or the decaying... _everything,_ but it's quite homey!"
53:56 - *_"Ah!~_** Nothing says 'true love' like faking your own death to avoid someone!"* 😂
54:33 - "Yes, darling?"
55:24 - "Oh thank goodness, i was worried id have to get involved"
55:40 - "The man cant stay quiet about _'enjoying the freedom of nature's gifts'._ [laugh] i bet he'd outrule clothing if he could."
55:55 - This sounds so close to my middle name
55:59 - "GO FOR THE NECK, BOO!"
58:11 - *"[whisper] Not quite yet, love. Let's... wait until theyre asleep."*
58:33 - "I granted you, _one drop,_ of my own blood."
59:14 - "Im sure you can look forward to long, _passionate_ nights of conversation in the library"
1:01:38 - *[Cue Astarion getting kicked in the balls] "How DARE you?!"*
1:03:47 - "And it is the rats, to be clear. T-the rats, _sound,_ smarter"
1:03:51 - *_"Hello, beautiful~"_*
1:04:38 - "You're coming to the end... arent you?" The way he said this line hurts me 😭
1:06:19 - "Well. Goodbye then, i suppose. You brought my dead heart back to life. It will keep beating" 🥺
1:07:03 - 👀👀👀
1:07:14 - "No more blood, no more killing. Just this. _Please"_
50:12 - High pitched laugh
55:44 - Chuckle
56:30 - Crazy laugh
1:00:09 - Short, high pitched laugh
1:00:59 - Laugh
1:05:29 - *Crazy laugh, followed by a coughing fit*
My god I really want to know the context to the, 'no more blood' line
@@stars-and-cloudsME TOO!
@@faerie_willowMe three! I love the idea of a redeemed Asta ❤
@@stars-and-cloudsI believe it’s a line if he’s charmed by the harpies in Act 1
let me just close my eyes and....
almost 9 hours of pure heaven?! count me in 🥵✌️
i had a great sleep, thank you.
11:32 THIS ONE IMMACULATE AS FUCK HOLY JESUS. HIS RIZZ IS TOO POWERFUL
"I wonder what is she listening to?"
Me:
Bookmarked lines:
2:03:58 - yes my treasure
2:05:03 - you give me something to care for and that’s worth the peril
2:10:31 - on. Your. Kneeees. Darling -“ yes sir 🧎🏻♀️”
2:15:19 - you’re Mine
2:20:25 - a grand ceremony to honor one exulted vampiric MAAASta
2:28:54 - no my love. I’m not jealous of the drow. You have all the fun you want. If you survive the night
2:43:26 - first we’ll take baldurs gate. Next we’ll take the world
You're doing the Absolute's work! Thank you for this
Time stamping lines for myself that make me laugh/happy
16:51 i love him 😭
18:14 + 18:23 what? lmao
1:05:29 adding THEE LAUGH
1:10:13 As much as I love Wyll, I died 💀
1:11:06 threw me way off 😭
1:19:12 “…mostly 😁”
1:19:42
1:20:06 “HEY! YOU! 🫵”
1:20:26 introduction for anyone looking for it
1:21:25 OH MY GOD LMFAOOOOO
1:23:21
1:23:31
1:23:42 “dO yOu oFTeN bUrsT iNto fLaYMes?”
1:23:55 snap him in two
1:24:27 ?? 😭
1:24:43 “your body’s a temple… TO AN IDIOT GOD.”
1:24:55 friends 😬
1:25:04 🧸 how wicked
1:26:01 “QUIet!”
1:26:26
1:27:40 “And people say size doesn’t matter.”
1:27:45 “No, I won’t kill them! Well… maybe Gale.”
1:28:45 “WHAT IN THE HELLS IS THAT?”
1:30:40 “Cross my heart and hope to- 😧”
1:31:39 OMG?? 😭😼
1:33:40 💥🩸
1:35:33 ?? 😭 pt. 2
1:36:50 horizontal dance with a devil
1:37:48 best hair in the camp
1:38:08
1:40:03 so beautiful… so free 🥹🌷
1:41:15 “flip a coin if you need to”
1:42:13 ?? 😭 pt. 3
1:43:38 🦴
1:43:42 “THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!”
1:43:59 “I thought you two of you would just flop about like dying fish and then call it a night. 🐟”
1:45:43 “DARLING! ☝️ I’ve had a sudden change of heart.”
1:46:08
1:47:15 building explosion 😭
1:47:37 proud mother Astarion
1:49:10 I love his laughs a lot!
1:50:49
1:52:55 building explosion pt. 2
1:55:14
1:56:24
1:57:22
1:57:53
1:58:34 he’s beautiful 🧚♀️✨
1:59:15
1:59:17 BIRD!!
1:59:40 🥹
2:00:03 “No, I won’t kill them! Well… maybe the gith.”
2:01:06 sir 🤨
2:01:56 drinking Karlach’s blood 💀
2:03:38
2:03:53
2:04:02 “She’s a vampire!”
2:04:57
2:05:25 LMAO
2:06:40
2:06:45
2:06:51 “yes please! 😈🙏”
2:08:35 when he kills you
2:15:38 🥺♥️🌹
2:17:00
2:17:54 ?? 😭 pt. 4
Okay, I did not need the panting sounds while sitting at the dining table with family. I went from ☺️ to 😶.
@@stars-and-clouds LMAO 😭 sorry
@@phxsqhenes HAHAHA Astarion should be apologising. What was that and why wasn't it in the game -,-
GOAT, I was hoping somebody did this, I love you 😂😂
@@faerie_willow thankssss 😭✨ I’m sure I’ll update it more at some point I’ve just been busy w/ school 💔
Why this is the goldmine off possible fanfic writers
11:32 HELLO SIR
i love his voice sm ty neil 🥲
"Are you a pet, or a snack~?"
Uuuuh... yes
Timestamp!! Now!!
20:18 the world already yearns for Neil😂
2:10:31 I know there’s someone out there who wants to hear this.
and this… 2:11:58
I am that person who needs to hear that
Thank u
holy shit I'm weak
thanks for doing the good lord's work
Jesus christ
1:59:38 OMG the giggles😭💖so cute so cute
I didn’t hear this in the game!
oh I think i found it
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It’s from Karlach origin play through,if she is with astarion at the end
oh my god
HIS GIGGLES 😭😭😭😭 I've just fallen in love with him even more
I'LL BLESS WITH MY LIFE THE PERSON WHO'S GONNA DO A BEST LINES COMPILATION 🙏🙏
2:17:06 "but, from time to time, there was a sebastian." ooh.. yikes..
2:18:57 "i've watched [street] urchins freeze to death in the street.. it looks peaceful, just like falling asleep." ooh.. yikes.. part 2. my tav grew up as a street urchin so this hit hard
3:23:43 "shh shh shh shh.. or i'll rush off and tell your father you've been fibbing. hmm.. did he spank you, growing up? or go straight for the cat o' nine?" astarion i hate you /lh
3:25:45 "excellent. you will let me know the next time you need to be tied up, won't you?" i would not be surprised if he was joking, but i would be surprised if he is hinting at something he likes during horizontal tango time.
4:53:22 "here lies connor, beloved husband, and a tasty little morsel to boot." i love how he gleefully reads out this guy's tombstone LMAO
5:16:10 "come on, get up" new morning alarm
7:06:53 "if they ask for a sacrifice, i'd suggest virgins. young and hot-blooded." ok so u would sacrifice my tav, got it
7:14:05 "naughty, naughty." melting
7:30:58 "oh! maybe they like being restrained." i would no longer be surprised if astarion likes bondage
19:37 who belongs to who this time ;)
31:37 Im dried and fried babë 😳
1:21:26 that breathingggg
2:03:08 FAINT
2:03:38 I can see his lil sway
7:53 is definitely gonna be tiktok audio fuel
Thank u papa, im listening to this all night while i work. I'm still waiting for aome brave soul to post a compilation of all of Astarion's scenes. I saw one with all of Shadowheart's.
1:45:43 the little "darling"
listening to his voice while doing homework give me encouragement, thanks you
I'm also studying lol
I’m here for science
非常感谢汇总！辛苦的工作！
Tagging random lines I like so I can go back to them
2:43 after what she's been through
11:25 attack
11:32 that's what you want, isn't it
18:54 uuhh bfhbeewawee- kind of?
19:54 don't be like that
20:54 will he accept a morally questionable hero?
29:51 I'm so happy for you, Karlach!
30:11 - 30:39
31:30 lot of blood
33:33 you don't know what it was like (2)
35:40 my, my!
35:56 little bite
36:46 I do mean it, I'm grateful for all of this.
37:22 you look drained
37:46 whoaaa... "I *will* become the ascendent!"
42:30 random fake crying lmao
43:14 /please/
45:57 we are rather good together
47:35 yes, beautiful?
49:41 I would have liked to tell you in my own time
50:12 laughter
50:48 cute
52:59 my confidant
53:24 I'll be good
54:20 wtf neil
55:40 Halsin imitation
57:22
57:56 swept up in the moment, moan??? O.O
1:00:17 bodies bodies everywhere~
1:00:33 Astarion 😢
1:10:08 can't work bc you're dead? lazy
1:11:05 bad girl 😳
1:11:10 you're mine 😨
1:12:39 a grim fate1:16:00
I HAD MY VOLUME UP SO LOUD AT 54:20 SKAPDJSKWODJ
When part one is 8 hours. Neil deserved that award because holy shit that is a lot of lines
HIT THE JACKPOT WITH THIS VIDEO
*Work in progress*
Spells
1:11
1:29
1:40
4:41
5:47
6:24:20
6:24:47
6:26:39
6:28:37
Random (pulls my heartstrings mostly)
4:57
5:26 - laugh
5:33
6:23:04
6:28:24
6:28:25
6:28:41-6:28:37
I just KNOW whoever wrote the line at 4:53:22 was a fan of some shipped Gavin (voiced by Niel) and Connor in Detroit Become Human.
Stooooop
Earlier today I was wondering how I could get just his voice in one video with very little other characters. Jokingly but also….
I didn’t say it out loud and yet here it is. UA-cam blesses me with this not 6 hours later.
Thank you
Just what I needed to calm my anxiety, :)
all this digging and i finally found the line i was waiting for 5:09:18
Every time I hear Astarion talk.. I just Neil. Lol. I think I've seen too many of his vids lol
11:32 SWEET HELLS, I CANNOT.
I. CANNOT.
Idk why either but my girlfriend said he sounds like stewey from family guy and now im traumatized, you guys are going down with me
i need a version with just whispering omg.
1:07:13 where is this from?
"No more blood, no more killing. Just this..." _ is this a romance option? I've never encountered this particular line.
it's from the encounter with the harpies in the druid's grove!
210923 his voice is like pillow, so comforting
1:21:24 - 1:21:44
May I know what is the context of this, ahem-ahem?
Its how Im gonna be making him🙏🙏🙏
Saving this for future purposes
I am MAD blushing right now, I've got NO idea but ohmygoodness
Could this be the nightmare that was cut out in the final game?
Anyone knows where this comes from? 😂
44:32
"Because anything else would mean sending you down into the dark. It means showing you the _hunger_ in your babe's eyes, and leaving you with that terrible, final decision."
What on earth causes *_that_* comment?
this is if you decide to kill the gur hunters children in the ritual. (purge all 7000 spawn & non-ascendant astarion)
Thank you a lot for this compilations!! You did a great job!
im here because i saw a tweet asking why "the white haired guy from the d&d game sounds like the baby from family guy" and uh he does
Not Stewie, lmaaaooo now i cant unsee that 😂
i kind of want to fall asleep to this
8:42:38 Normally, I'd be all for finding an arrangement, but hearts are fragile things in the best of times. And Karlach's-
2:43 [About Karlach] After what she's been through, it will need a *very* gentle hand. So let's not complicate things, hmm?
2:12 Oh please. Don't count me out just because of your... condition. I'm always up for a challenge ;)
4:48 Trust me, it's a challenge for both of us.
6:36 Stay with me...
6:44 ... Help the idiot.
7:14 With pleasure
7:22 The world doesnt need to know my shame
16:13 Karlach..? Oh um, what is wrong..? 🥺
18:39 I dont know how we could beat him, but I do know this. You *must* try.
24:07 Oh I'm glad I still have the power to surprise you. Even if it's the only power I have left.
24:50 So, the untouchable Karlach is untouchable no more?
26:11 Ah, you sound surprised! I am capable of doing the right thing from time to time.
26:45 {evil laugh} Karlach, my love, I'm the vampire Ascendant! There is nothing I can't do.
28:44 And i get to share it with you. As a partner. An.. Equal.
29:49 You are indomitable, aren't you? I'm so happy for you, Karlach!
36:44 Let's fix you up.
39:01 Come on, wake up.
41:35 (confident) Who knows? Perhaps we've only just begun.
44:09 Hmph, rich of you to talk about someone else's heart, Karlach.
49:25 (Ascendant Astarion) I am indomitable, Karlach. Nothing can stop me. And least of all your hot blooded self.
54:27 [About Karlach] She's almost as scary as you, Lae'zel. So naturally, she gets my vote.
54:59 ...You're not one of them. They took you. Same as they took me.
56:13 Up. We need you.
56:15 Just trust me when i say we need to be careful.
58:46 He's right. You're no monster. You saved me more times than i can count.
1:04:32 How neither one of us is free... How Cazador is still out there, How you'reー... You're coming to the end, aren't you...?
1:06:18 Well. Good bye then, I suppose. You brought my dead heart back to life. It will keep beating.
1:18:55 I don't even want to think what would've happened to you.
1:20:37 How neither one of us... is free... How Cazador is still out there, and you're-....
{desparate} But...! If I complete the ritual, think of the power I'll have. With me by your side, we c... we could save the city! ... We can save ourselves...
5:13:58 {sad chuckle} I suppose you are right. We've been through enough
1:23:42 Do you often burst into flames? Or was that a special ocassion?
1:23:55 I'd shake your hand but you can still snap me in two, so uh, perhaps not.
1:10:20 1:34:21 Come on, get up.
1:35:09 So. The more you cool down, the more your love life heats up?
1:36:25 You fool! Take off the mask! Now!
1:42:52 You can forget just how much color there is in the world... (😭)
1:47:37 {choked up} I'm just... so proud.
1:47:59 I'm doing this for you, too, y'know. To make sure we're both safe... Forever.... For good.
1:51:08 Don't worry, I'm here.
1:57:09 Karlach? Oh... what is wrong? 🥺
1:59:38 {sad laugh} Maybe... But life is what you make it. And I want to make mine with you (Karlach 😭)
2:14:43 ...You don't have to be. Sometimes things are just... terrible.
2:30:49 (Ascended Astarion) ...I see what's happening, Karlach. The end is coming. ...But it doesn't have to look like this.
2:15:46 (Ascended Astarion) So return to the hells and do it. Live!
2:25:35 It isn't fair... Not after everything we've been through. :(
2:35:50 So, I was thinking. Where can I go that is devoid of sunlight, filled with violence, and has the one person i want to spend all my time with?
2:33:59 Think about it. In the hells, I never have to fear the sun, I can kill anyone I want! And... I'll be with you.
2:46:18 {chuckle} And here I thought I was the dangerous one. But I'm not so frightening after all, am I?
8:20:42 That's... interesting. I might even say I like it. And as for you and me, well uh,... I'm willing to wait :)
8:22:06 You have no idea how mutual the feeling is. But there are other ways to connect with a person.
3:52:59 Hmm? Oh. I was just, pondering that heart of yours.
2:53:21 You're the only one. Other people don't have a heart like you. You're.... you. No one is like that.
3:02:46 [About Karlach] You want to just team up with some blood stained killer?? Because I'm fine with that :)
3:09:22 8:08:11 {chuckle} Believe it or not, I did! You're certainly uh, different.
3:11:15 There were time I would've been thrilled if everyone who puts their hands on me burst into flames.
3:14:58 But we should move on. Uh, we got a big day ahead of us and uh, I can't spend it all chatting to you. (Although he definitely wouldnt have mind it 🤭)
3:15:27 (Ascended Astarion?) It seems to me that there's a clear path forward. Karlach just has to walk it.
3:16:50 [About Karlach] I knew we were a strange band, but a fugitive from the hells? Now that's someone worth knowing.
3:19:00 {solemn} I can see the stars from Baldur's gate, of course. But not with such clarity.
3:34:36 You did more than that. You... believed in me. Believed I was enough, just the way i am
3:35:15 (Ascended Astarion) We'll see you again, my love. I'm not sure how, but if I know anything, it's that death isn't always the end
3:42:10 You're too cute to die
3:44:15 How I'm free of Cazador, How I have a whole new life stretching out in front of me and youー...
{sobs} You won't be able to join me, will you...?
3:30:10 {shaken up} I forbid you from dying.
3:51:31 Not being able to touch you, having to slow down, it's all... I'm just not used to it.
3:53:10 And all I had to do was not fall for you. Which is where my nice, simple plan fell apart
3:59:24 {in tears} But you wont get rid of me so easily, my love. Death isn't always the end of life, that much I know for certain...
4:13:40 Karlach treats every embrace as if it might be her last. Or... your last. Hrm... what a way to go
4:14:08 (Ascended Astarion) Zariel would be far too busy with Raphael to worry about scouring the plains for you
4:18:38 huh, I was trying to think of something more profound to say, but no. It just "Kind of sucks".
4:41:37 And who knows, perhaps someday, you'll be free of that engine.
5:07:37 You saved me back there. I may not have appreciated it at the time but... I do now. Thank you.
5:09:45 (Ascendant Astarion) {solemn} This would be different, Karlach. Together, we can face anything! No matter what Avernus throws at us.
26:45 {evil laugh} Karlach, my love, I'm the vampire Ascendant! There is nothing I can't do.
5:12:04 Take Karlach, for example. Her blood aged in the Hells. She's potent, like a fiery whiskey.
5:17:57 {sarcastic} Karlach, champion of the Hells, want to talk then fall asleep?
5:14:20 I feel cold. Empty. What are those flowers doing to me?
5:15:32 {whisper} I hate how right you are
5:15:36 {whisper} This way.
5:17:54 I'll get them free. You find a way out of here!
5:29:29 {sigh} You have been dealt a difficult hand, my friend. I'm... sorry.
5:20:50 {awkward} , yes. Well. Um. I'll leave you to your thoughts, just uh,.... I'll give you some space (🥺)
5:20:47 {awkward} As much space as I possibly can.
5:23:35 Huh.. You gave me precious, impossible moments of comfort. I only really wanted a few more... (😭😭)
5:24:04 (Ascendant Astarion) {evil laugh} There she is! There's the gutsy devil I fell for.
5:24:13 {teasing} Nothing special, of course. You're only the first person I truly cared for.
5:24:21 Not that I want to get on the wrong side of any devils, but this Karlach is a survivor.
5:31:21 {desparate} You can't want to die like this, Karlach! Not when you can still go back to the hells! Not when you can still live...!
5:32:16 Tell me you'll consider the alternatives. I don't want to lose you...
5:56:48 {conflicted} urk... ugh..... I'm sorry, alright? is that what you want?
5:59:53 {bargaining} I mean it. This is what I want, and it's the smart move.
6:02:22 {awkward comforting} I wish I could tell you dying isn't so bad, but my experience has been quite um,...specific. Sorry....
6:02:50 [About Karlach] She must be at camp. I think she was getting a little too... hot under the collar. {Chuckle}
6:07:24 But Karlach, a tiefling seasoned by hellsfire, what could she possibly taste like?
6:07:45 {awkward} So can you, uh i dont know, help? Show me what to do?
6:12:30 These flowers... what is this feeling...?
6:19:13 [About Karlach] Darling, healthy relationships is not my.... strong point. But even I can see she loves you. (🥺)
6:23:03 When... Cazador... first carved this on me....... I didn't fight back.... I couldn't. I just... held there, as it happened to me.
6:26:12 [About Karlach?] I do like her spirit. I don't like her chances, but her spirit excellent.
6:28:40 I've been dead on the ground for long enough. It's time to try living again
6:31:24 [About Karlach] I'm glad you let her go. She seems like a powerful ally.
6:31:57 {determined} You are not dying.
6:32:21 Gale, are you brooding? Because, I swear, if you ruin my good mood... (😂)
6:34:01 {sassy} Now, shall we get on? I want to go before anyone else thanks me for saving their tails. (🤭)
6:35:15 Stay strong, darling
6:36:08 It's beautiful... strange, but beautiful.
6:42:23 {threatening} You are on some very thin ice, Darling.
6:45:16 Should it be doing that? I dont think you should be doing that.
6:48:01 I'm still thinking about Karlach... about what she said...
6:53:26 A pity... I kind of liked her...
7:08:55 {sincere} O-of course... That.... that would mean a lot
7:16:15 That's the spirit! Chin up, and all that!
7:21:07 {concerned} Lae'zel is still back there... Should i just abandon her?
7:22:51 You saw the price of freedom and decided to pay it... I... Im proud of you. Well done (i think this may be Ascended Astarion talking to Wyll origin but not sure)
7:23:19 {resigned} Alright... If that's what you want, then um,... then I'll be here with you. No matter what comes...
7:32:14 [About Karlach] {empathetic} Imagine forgetting how it feels to hold someone, all because of what some devil did to her...
7:34:54 8:30:10 Let's keep you safe...
7:35:40 (Ascended Astarion) {cocky} Don't worry. If anything happens, I'll protect you.
7:40:40 Say no. The only thing she's offering is pain. ...And I- I dont want to see you get hurt.
7:43:49 {awkward laugh} Don't threaten me with a good time, Darling
7:52:34 Uh, keep calm, Karlach. One bad flare, and you can blow up this whole place.
7:52:39 [About Karlach] Ohh, she's almost as scary as you, Lae'zel. So naturally she get's my vote. {Chuckle}
7:55:26 {resigned} But if you say you're alright... I'll believe you.
7:59:05 Alright, Karlach. Let's try it your way.
8:11:29 {worried} I... wasn't sure you wanted to talk. A-after Gortash and well, everything.
8:21:17 Ugh, dont be so nice to me. It makes me want to be nice back.
8:25:36 You... stood up for me. Earlier. When that wretched drow was insisting I bite her. I- I... appreciated it. That is all.
8:44:26 {conflicted} Fine... Karlach has offered herself. I can't say I love the idea but, well,... there is a cruel logic to it...
8:56:10 I'll happily take you, if we survive this bugs banquet (so its a date 🤭)
Does anyone have the timestamp for when he gets mad about the lance or the monastery falling on him? "WHAT IN THE SWEET HELLS WERE YOU THINKING? I WAS RIGHT THERE"
11:32 god damn…
Ascended Astarion has the best lines 😊❤
its 8 hrs worth of astarion my god i will be productive
3:04:10 ❤
Oh my god. 😩
thank you! I needed it...❤
0:45
16:35
4:17:20
5:49:59
23:44 When someone volunteers me without my knowledge
Not using that to feel asleep but I actually totally am
31:00
Excuse me, _what,_ sir??
22:47 is pure gold
Bookmarks
2:11 "I'm always up for a challenge"
2:27 "Being with you is about more than.."
8:30 "Even stale, I'd recognize that bouquet anywhere mmm"
15:01 "What's a little attempted murder amount friends" "Just don't start any grand design"
2:15:02
2:33:20 Sussur flower i think
2:33:59 Karlach romance
2:43:15 idk
1:59:37 I NEED TO KNOW when does it say this? 😭😭💓💓💓
end game post boss karlach origin romancing starry
8 hours??? and PART 1??? Maybe I should become religious again because if this is what heaven is like, I need to got there asap
Is there a whispering compilation 👀🔥 for reasons
2:22:45 the line are over lapping here 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
Fav Astarion Lines (Time Stamped)
0:24 "Good morning! Thank you for not killing me the other night!"
0:29 "Mm-mm"
0:31 "*Gasp!*"
0:36 "Trust me, it doesn't happen."
0:40 "*ambiguous and suggestive physical distress*"
1:15 "On the way"
1:35 "Let's get it over with"
1:36 "On my way!"
1:37 "Don't worry, I'm here."
1:45 "*pain and effort*"
2:10 "*vague disgust* Oh."
2:19 "What are you waiting for?! Help me!"
2:25 "But I do know, being with you is about more than lust or manipulating you into a tactical alliance."
2:43 "After what she's been through, it will need a very gentle hand, so let's not complicate things hm?"
3:27 "I will miss you though, since the moment we met, you have been... spectacular!"
3:46 "How could I not We're both veritable terrors on society!"
4:11 "We'll patch you up."
4:29 "There's not much time, I have to get out of here now!"
4:56 "For as long as I can remember, I've been used by others, controlled, puppeted for someone else's pleasure, but not anymore!"
5:20 "*sigh* I missed these"
5:24 "Get the hells away from me!"
5:26 "*Unhinged maniacal laughter*"
5:59 "Don't worry darling, I like you! I'm sure I'll make the right choice."
6:35 "Stay with me."
6:40 "Can we? I supposed we can, help the idiot."
7:04 "What are you doing? Ugh, my head, ugh I can't-!"
7:22 "The world doesn't need to know my shame."
8:12 "We will?! Gods! 200 years and I've never missed seeing my reflection more!"
8:20 "I've visited enough pain on your people, the least I could do was spare you that."
9:08 "I should probably start getting used to the shadows again. Who knows how long I have left in the sun?"
9:22 "*surprised, pained yelling*"
9:46 "Hells, he did it, he's through to the Shadowfell!"
9:54 "No, just thinking..."
11:17 "Get away from that thing!"
11:32 "That's what you want, isn't it? To be mine, forever?" >:)
11:57 "*frustrated/pained grunting, heavy breathing* I'm going to stop. Cazador."
12:56 "Ah, my favorite traveling companion."
13:17 "Ugh, he's dead! And he took any chance of lifting the Curse with him."
13:23 "This is better, but I'm still getting the hells out of here."
13:28 "Something's coming, something dark."
14:22 "*grunting in pain, coughing*"
14:28 "Perhaps it's better if we don't continue with whatever this was, perhaps we'll both be better for it."
14:40 "*gulp* Yuck."
14:42 "Agh!"
14:44 "We can't have that can we? It would be... very dangerous."
15:23 "We're in Elturgard? Ugh, Baldur's Gate is still leagues away."
15:35 "No! Halsin! Gods dammit!" (Aww!)
15:53 "Thank you, do you think you can trust me just a little further?"
16:09 "*Barbarian vampire scream?*"
16:19 "As a person, would that so much to ask?"
16:24 "*pained grunts and groans*"
17:11 "Hah! No it so rarely is, but it might be fun."
17:34 "It wouldn't be the worst thing he's ever done to us, you know I'm right Sister."
17:53 "But make no mistake, I will forever remember what you did for me today."
18:04 "*clicks tongue* Aww"
18:06 "*unhinged laughter*"
18:10 "I uh... I want to thank you."
18:39 "I don't know how you can beat him, but I do know this: You must. Try."
18:54 "Well *spluttering* kind of? It's a long story honestly."
19:22 "Now every time I open that book the voices surge back into my mind, I can't reason with them, they exist to protect that book."
19:34 "It sounds awful"
19:55 "Oh come on, don't be like that."
20:31 "Some things are sacred!"
20:41 "Is there something you want to talk about my dear?"
20:47 "You die when I let you!"
21:11 "I mean I think he was a bear! Big head, four legs, hair that gets stuck in your teeth."
21:36 "Shall we?"
21:37 "Agh! Why is it so difficult?"
22:04 "I can do this, but I need your help."
22:21 "Of course your uh, other condition, but if anything can convince your God to do what's right the Crown can."
22:32 "I really hope you know what you're doing."
22:45 "It doesn't quite make up for the lack of a reflection mind you."
22:49 "He's down, time to hit him with all we've got!"
22:53 "I think I'll just- just clear my head."
23:44 "Of course! What fun! I'm going to fucking kill you."
23:49 "With pleasure."
23:52 "Uh- ah hah I meant to do that!"
23:55 "Alright I'm coming."
23:59 "Don't underestimate how this Curse will get to your head in time."
25:33 "*Khf!*"
25:46 "He never let us drink, he never wanted us to know! I had no idea there was worse than drainage and death at his hand!"
25:57 "*pained grunt*"
26:10 "You sound surprised! I am capable of doing the right thing from time to time."
26:19 "Ah! Oh! Whatever you did it made my neck piece vibrate."
26:33 "*exhale*"
26:56 "Ahah! Easy..."
26:59 "I'm just too slow right now, too weak."
27:52 "So imagine how stupid I felt when I started to... genuinely feel something for you."
27:26 "I can hear the whispers of the night, but I can't yet speak it's language."
28:44 "And I get to share it with you, as a partner, an... equal."
28:59 "Good for you, as for me I'm going to drink until I'm sure I won't hear you grunting in the bushes."
29:08 "Then it's everything you shall receive."
29:49 "You are indomitable aren't you, I'm so happy for you Karlach!"
30:22 "*breathing heavily* New blood, caked on old, it's smells rancid."
30:48 "You don't know what it was like, there was no way out!"
31:11 "Zevlor dear! This is your cue!"
Hello fellow simps...
23:43 will always be my fav
I set it as lullaby.
1:05:37 feel good
This is my favorite comment here
*funky bassline.*
I CAN'T 😭
Yup i will be turning this on every night to sleep
im looking for the master line which i find very funny since he's like "maaaastah"
i read vampiric master somewhere but can't remember the context
i found it
for anyone trying to remember too, it's just before going to baldur's gate, he's talking about what he thinks the vampire ritual would be like and how he's feeling going back and facing the other vampires, so the vampiric maaastah is cazador
In which contest does he say "I'm just so proud?" (1:47:38) It sounds so sweet
잘때도 듣고 일할때도 들었는데 안끝나서 좋네요
뭐라하는지는 모르겠지만 목소리는 좋습니다
Mother has fed us.
😭why are there SO many breathing clips
It’s mah babeh!
Husband: Are you okay??
Me: 🫠🥵🤤🥴😭😳❤️🔥
Also me: Yep.
If you could ever do all of Raphael’s voice lines, I would be eternally thankful 🙏🏻
My favorite since the beginning : "Let's spill some blood"
The whisper scared the shit out of me😂❤
New asmr
Oh yeah, 8 hours of my peaceful sleep
This is incredible!
Tiefling at the scar scene
@@Slashie_yee Thank you!
And it's pretty rare scene too. Cause you're going to have exceptional approval in getting this. I almost never seen anyone uploaded this version.
@@rintheorder I got this once after I told him I was admiring the view of him shirtless 😂😂
He makes me feel a lot of thing's tbh😅
1:59:37 WHAT IS THE CONTEXT OF THIS?!? I need this
karlach origin / romance astarion. i think epilogue?
5:30:53 It's a turnip!
i cackled like a madwoman
1:34:30 when does he say this???? The desperation in his voice!!
i think karlach origin when she goes to avernus ?
He’s just Frank-N-Furter without the cross dressing
That's who came to mind when I first heard Astarion's voice.
Dont mind me, I am just puttimg on some white noise to put me to sleep
I’m only slightly worried that UA-cam’s recommended this to me
helloo! love your compilation, i was just wondering if you could provide a link to download the mp4 file of the live wallpaper you're using as background? i'd love to use it as a wallpaper for my laptop, thank uuu
Is there a whispering compilation? Asking for a friend 👀👀
59:19 uh huh
6:26:24 im screaming?
Lost it at Vae Victis. Fond memories of Legacy of Kain.
you forgot to put "ASMR" in title