2014 Chinese PLAAF Long Voyage Flight Meal Air Force MRE Review Meal Ready to Eat Taste Test

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  • @gino14
    @gino14 6 років тому +4299

    You're alone in the forest. It's dark.
    Suddenly you hear, "let's get this out onto a tray."
    How long will you last?

    • @that1lizardjamie
      @that1lizardjamie 6 років тому +274

      Probably the next few weeks

    • @countberanz4353
      @countberanz4353 6 років тому +520

      If I hear "let's get this out onto a tray"
      I would say "NICE!" 😄

    • @elikeaton6497
      @elikeaton6497 6 років тому +358

      I think "Let's give that tuna a good slap" would be a bit scarier

    • @superokamiden
      @superokamiden 6 років тому +88

      @@elikeaton6497 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @anthonyzav3769
      @anthonyzav3769 6 років тому +91

      with Steve's calming voice urging me on, i could do anything

  • @passionableaira3
    @passionableaira3 5 років тому +915

    The soup is seaweed egg drop soup, very common soup in China, seaweed can be confused with lavender by very very terrible machine translation because it literally translates to “purple vegetable/plant” and I guess lavender is purple...

  • @j0ndav1s
    @j0ndav1s 6 років тому +2635

    anti fatigue wafers? I think you mean METH BISCUITS

    • @blacksambo9948
      @blacksambo9948 5 років тому +88

      lmao
      I want one

    • @FlyingPigMD
      @FlyingPigMD 5 років тому +85

      Meth marmalade included

    • @stiltzy1534
      @stiltzy1534 5 років тому +65

      yo, mista white, yeah biscuits

    • @samlabo1688
      @samlabo1688 5 років тому +88

      China manufacturing meth in labs, in such massive amount.
      They ship tons of it globally.
      Mine as well make biscuits

    • @pannenkoekspek
      @pannenkoekspek 5 років тому +26

      Speed cookies.

  • @stratis722
    @stratis722 4 роки тому +622

    Normal Steve: English
    Steve when reviewing foreign MREs: *Mr Worldwide*

    • @Blue-b3f1u
      @Blue-b3f1u 3 роки тому +1

      I wonder how he understands

    • @stratis722
      @stratis722 3 роки тому +21

      @@Blue-b3f1u probably google translates before the vid and just reads off his phone

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 17 днів тому

      @Blue-b3f1u 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @dankburrito4219
    @dankburrito4219 6 років тому +1314

    Me: "Did you just slap your tuna?"
    Co-worker: "Yes"
    Steve: *"Nice"*

    • @jesusisthetruth4497
      @jesusisthetruth4497 5 років тому +1

      Foolish Demon ooo

    • @bruceleealmighty
      @bruceleealmighty 4 роки тому +1

      Pretty sure that was a double entendre' LoL

    • @tapestry6455
      @tapestry6455 3 роки тому +1

      Tuna belongs in a can not in a pouch I can see why he hits it, you ever eat one of those things? you can find them in any grocery store, flat tuna ..

    • @ThyPandora
      @ThyPandora 3 роки тому +3

      @@tapestry6455 Yeah, tastes like tuna, your point?

    • @Angelpawz-rw1ky
      @Angelpawz-rw1ky 3 роки тому

      😂😂

  • @TaurusSI
    @TaurusSI 6 років тому +469

    If air in military airplanes is similar to that in commerical airplanes as in dry. Than I believe why the meal was made with so much sea food. It's probably very high in umami flavour which doesn't lose its taste in high altitude dry environments like other tastes.

    • @halfachamorro
      @halfachamorro 6 років тому +26

      congratulations I got so caught up in the whining after the boar war deal I forgot to inform him what is known about our sense in pressurized air.. lmao .. your buds are thwarted..

    • @julidiamondlover
      @julidiamondlover 5 років тому +10

      Punctuation, friend.

    • @Dsturb85
      @Dsturb85 5 років тому

      Mmmm taste that msg

  • @zenitrammpr
    @zenitrammpr 6 років тому +2726

    Give that tuna a good slap

    • @reneeallen3569
      @reneeallen3569 6 років тому +73

      Matthew Martinez I will forever call anything I am shaking down the “tuna slap”! I laughed so hard at that!

    • @Joker-gs6cl
      @Joker-gs6cl 6 років тому +71

      Matthew Martinez We all know by now that he is attracted to MREs. He probably watches MRE porn.

    • @loosemoose4134
      @loosemoose4134 6 років тому +73

      *T H W A C K*

    • @10191927
      @10191927 6 років тому +36

      *Slaps Tuna* 😮🤚🐟[SMACK]!!!

    • @samlevy8385
      @samlevy8385 6 років тому +24

      I’m sure that there was some reason for slapping the tuna but now it just seems to be for comedic value

  • @Chalky.
    @Chalky. 6 років тому +1027

    I'm not exaggerating when I say that watching this channel is responsible for me being less bothered about eating out of date food.

    • @nefariumxxx
      @nefariumxxx 6 років тому +124

      I found a local discount market which carries food near it's expiration date. A lot of it is gourmet name brand high end stuff I could normally not afford. I eat a lot better now and the stuff is cheap. Like, 75% off.

    • @Aff3ct000
      @Aff3ct000 6 років тому +61

      Exactly. Use by dates are generally made up nonsense. Trust you senses to determine when to throw something out.

    • @patrickm5217
      @patrickm5217 6 років тому +113

      @ffec+
      Personally I agree with you, but Its not nonsense from the perspective of the grocery store. Best before dates are mainly there for liability reasons. Otherwise there would be grounds for sue-happy individuals to wreak havoc every time they were to get a stomach ache. Yeah. It sucks that grocery stores create so much waste. But for the owners it's much less of a hassle to enforce best before dates than it is to go to court because of some bullshit.

    • @SuperRobART1
      @SuperRobART1 6 років тому +9

      Very true^^^

    • @ScorpionBear_AG
      @ScorpionBear_AG 6 років тому +4

      Geiger Mouse go to smart and final and buy wholesale.

  • @danandyong6653
    @danandyong6653 3 роки тому +203

    My Chinese wife says you eat a little pickled vegetables with each bite of the rice dish for flavor. Also the spicy sauce generally goes on the seaweed in most Chinese meals the pickled vegetables (xian cai) pronounced "shan tie" are eaten with each bite.
    Very common.

    • @Canadian-Asian-dude
      @Canadian-Asian-dude 3 роки тому +6

      ... I’m pretty sure the pickled vegetables (without the adjectives) would be pronounced (shier tsai... kinda. It’s really hard to get the Chinese pronunciation in English). In Chinese pinyin, it would be spelled (xue cai). I have no idea what the (Shan tie) is supposed to be, but yeah. Also, yes the (xue cai) is generally called (xian cai), it’s just that this specific kind of pickled vegetables is called (xue cai), Just to let you know.

    • @flufpolitie
      @flufpolitie 2 роки тому +49

      @@Canadian-Asian-dude I'm sure his Chinese wife knows her Chinese well

    • @snackbracket
      @snackbracket 2 роки тому +16

      @@flufpolitie There are lots of dialects of Chinese, though. Some are at least as different from each other as English and Dutch.

    • @RongDirection
      @RongDirection 2 роки тому +15

      @@flufpolitie Chinese here, I'm sure her wife knows her Chinese well but it's hard to communicate sound with letters, that's why there are things like IPA and Pinyin. I really can't tell what translation system is she using. It's not Pinyin for sure and it's not likely Cantonese or Teochew, cause I speak both and it doesn't sound like them, either. So it maybe comes from some other dialect or older translation system.

    • @bigsmall246
      @bigsmall246 2 роки тому +4

      ​@@flufpolitie actually he's correct. pickled vegetables are called xian cai (literal: salty vegetable), although the packed label stated xue cai (literal: snow vegetable). different regions probably have different names for the same thing.

  • @dmaster5556
    @dmaster5556 6 років тому +204

    The glass tapping edits are getting more hectic and I'm loving it. Can't wait for the video when Steve just goes into an extended glass tapping solo out of nowhere.

  • @Pre114
    @Pre114 6 років тому +633

    The soup label translates into "Nori (seaweed) and Scrambled Egg Soup". The mystery spicy vegetable is mustard.

    • @nickrogers3111
      @nickrogers3111 6 років тому +4

      Pre114. Thnx I was thinking it looked like miso of some kind

    • @calcosPR
      @calcosPR 6 років тому +1

      Hmm, I was betting on bamboo shutes

    • @richardchin9457
      @richardchin9457 6 років тому +4

      Both are available at your local Asian food markets

    • @raythestingray1068
      @raythestingray1068 6 років тому +10

      No I am Chinese it’s pickled cabbage 🥬

    • @chocoball604
      @chocoball604 6 років тому +7

      Mr Stingray in english snow vegetable is called pickled mustard greens

  • @DF11G
    @DF11G 5 років тому +388

    Well, as a Chinese, I really want to mention something.
    1,thanks for sharing this ration, love your videos.
    2, that is not white tuna, it's kind of spice flavoured tuna so it doesn't look well.
    3, 'snow dish' is a kind of vegetable we sometimes add into steamed buns, probably you don't usually eat Chinese food that's why you are not familiar with it.

    • @wentaosong
      @wentaosong 5 років тому +13

      Skier Evan 只有雪菜这样可不好,需要豆腐呢

    • @DF11G
      @DF11G 5 років тому +8

      @@wentaosong 明明配黄豆好吃😆

    • @wentaosong
      @wentaosong 5 років тому +6

      Skier Evan 你又皮了

    • @cubular3000
      @cubular3000 5 років тому +6

      五香 tuna? That must taste pretty interesting

    • @oliverlee8134
      @oliverlee8134 5 років тому +1

      @NM C 淘宝应该就有,不过都不便宜就是了,动辄一百块

  • @dillhuang5988
    @dillhuang5988 6 років тому +68

    The soup is made with shreds of nori seaweed (same species used in sushi rolls) and beaten eggs, a very common dish because both ingredients are cheap and common pantry items.
    The pickle is indeed mustard green (Brassica juncea var. crispifolia) cured in salt and spices. I am a little bothered by the presentation because it is usually finely chopped before serving, but that form probably won't last four years in a bag so there's that.
    A lot of these items are acquired tastes and you have handled yourself pretty well :)

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 6 років тому

      I was born eating those type of food so I didn't understand why he didn't like it lol. Other then the fact it is 2 years past its shelf-life... I think I can enjoy it.

    • @SUPERFLY-ky7yh
      @SUPERFLY-ky7yh 6 років тому +1

      The comment I made earlier makes me feel ignorant since I read your post.

    • @billybobjoe198
      @billybobjoe198 6 років тому +1

      You ever had a 2 years past expired ramen noodle?
      Tastes like fucking dog food.

  • @InstallaFriend
    @InstallaFriend 6 років тому +632

    Worrying about it being expired when you literally put a video out the same day where you ate beef from 1899

    • @Khan.WrathOf
      @Khan.WrathOf 6 років тому +57

      Well you know what your walking into with a 100+ yr old ration. Definitely past expiration.

    • @volka2199
      @volka2199 6 років тому +61

      It's Chinese made, probably goes bad 1 year before it's 2 year shelf life. It's a good varied meal not going to lie but the quality is sub par.

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 6 років тому +14

      Volka Gaming I just got diarrhea from a pack of raisins several months before the expiration date it smelled like champagne and otherwise tasted *VERY* sweet. 🍷

    • @mubasharqadeer9
      @mubasharqadeer9 6 років тому +3

      A history was eaten that day.

    • @r3wturb0x51
      @r3wturb0x51 6 років тому +3

      Install a Friend well its chinese. sure you understand the implication here.

  • @MoistChicken24
    @MoistChicken24 4 роки тому +280

    “It’s a year and a half past the expiration date” continues to eat it

    • @Steve1989MRE
      @Steve1989MRE  4 роки тому +399

      Fresh enough

    • @prettymuchbangtan
      @prettymuchbangtan 4 роки тому +168

      you must be new here lol honey hes eaten 108 year old food.

    • @mehchocolate1257
      @mehchocolate1257 4 роки тому +12

      @@prettymuchbangtan yah😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cpl.kokirikid5845
      @cpl.kokirikid5845 4 роки тому +19

      "Botulism free so it's good enough for me"

    • @Tridd666
      @Tridd666 3 роки тому +6

      It's really more of a guideline anyway

  • @swimsvg1855
    @swimsvg1855 6 років тому +1472

    LETS GIVE THAT TUNA A GOOD SLAP.
    *wack* There we go. Ooh.

  • @driveintherain
    @driveintherain 6 років тому +54

    I'm sure if these aren't expired they would taste much better. The kelp is a pretty common ingredient to be used in traditional Chinese dishes such as a cold appetizer. The seaweed egg soup is a classic dish too. The pickled veggie is made of Chinese leaf mustard or "gai choy". Pretty nice for a ration to include all those dishes.

    • @Drownedinblood
      @Drownedinblood 6 років тому +10

      My guess is for morale since it'd be familiar. Destroys enemy morale if they have to eat it though haha.

  • @ineededsomekindaname
    @ineededsomekindaname 6 років тому +77

    "You could launch some serious peas with that thing."
    I love you, Steve.

    • @skram841
      @skram841 3 роки тому

      He said that as I was reading your comment lpl

  • @zubberification
    @zubberification 6 років тому +126

    Steve, eating 150 year old Hardtack no problems, some Kelp no thanks.

  • @eonprimicus
    @eonprimicus 6 років тому +69

    i feel like these videos are Steve's actual dinners, we watch every meal this man eats.

    • @icecreamforcrowhurst
      @icecreamforcrowhurst 3 роки тому +4

      I believe a various times this statement has been true. He’ said as much before we in a previous vid.

  • @0baddawa0
    @0baddawa0 4 роки тому +431

    If slapping your tuna is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

  • @LinusTan94
    @LinusTan94 6 років тому +51

    That "snow dish" is pickled brown mustard green. I used to eat that thing all the time until I moved to the US. Good times.

    • @kelvinyonger8885
      @kelvinyonger8885 6 років тому +3

      Thanks for the discrepancy. So is mustard green xiue cai? (i'm confuzzled despite the fact that I'm Chinese)

    • @LinusTan94
      @LinusTan94 6 років тому +1

      Yep!

  • @JulioAvalos3000
    @JulioAvalos3000 6 років тому +745

    Looks like the Chinese treat their flyboys better than their infantry. This package almost looks gourmet compared to the Type 09.

    • @beepbeep7358
      @beepbeep7358 6 років тому +96

      i feel the same, the type 09 just looks so sad.

    • @nightingaleseraph
      @nightingaleseraph 5 років тому +77

      It’s a depression meal

    • @albertxxx8386
      @albertxxx8386 5 років тому +166

      Julio Avalos normally chinese army would have cooking squad while going out. their ration is only for emergency marching or a tough fighting(with out time for cooking)

    • @lc9245
      @lc9245 5 років тому +50

      Isn’t it the same in every armed forces? There are fewer pilots than infantries that also requires longer training period and more stricter physical requirement (eyesight and height).

    • @SourCandy436
      @SourCandy436 5 років тому +82

      Because Chinese army has field cooking vehicles, like a Bradly but for cooking. They can really have a hot meal in battle

  • @maxshep2829
    @maxshep2829 4 роки тому +48

    I love that Steve rates his spoons by their pea launching ability xD

  • @tritonsmasher
    @tritonsmasher 6 років тому +118

    "launch some peas with that spork" I see steve has his priorities straight

  • @xcaliburgaming7378
    @xcaliburgaming7378 6 років тому +242

    So what I've learned is that eating outdated MREs let's your muscles grow. Good job, sir.

    • @julidiamondlover
      @julidiamondlover 6 років тому +20

      Xcalibur Gaming73 Up until 1970 they were full of steroids.

    • @ThePowerofCutleries
      @ThePowerofCutleries 6 років тому +35

      +Jake Hammaker
      A very small part of me wants to believe that lol

    • @julidiamondlover
      @julidiamondlover 6 років тому +1

      Eddie Haha I wish it was too

    • @maxmustermann1455
      @maxmustermann1455 6 років тому +10

      well WW2 german rations actually included methamphetamine (not part of the actual MRE tho, issued separately) so steroids in a ration would not even be that impossible

    • @SuperTelecom
      @SuperTelecom 6 років тому

      Xcalibur Gaming73 is there actual evidenve for that? Would be interesting to know what they did add to the food.

  • @HomTolland69
    @HomTolland69 6 років тому +72

    2:25 That HAS to be the best dramatization I've ever seen

  • @dreaus69
    @dreaus69 6 років тому +370

    Nice vid. i have a question Steve. If you could "build" you own 24 hour ration, using any parts from all the meals you have eaten so far, What would it look like?

    • @wyldshrine7905
      @wyldshrine7905 5 років тому +34

      Probably the Pizza Mre with blueberry cobbler and type 3 coffee xD

    • @SlenderMFing69
      @SlenderMFing69 5 років тому +22

      @@wyldshrine7905 type 2 fucko

    • @cheyc4806
      @cheyc4806 5 років тому +36

      Pizza MRE , caffienated pudding, instant coffee type 2 w/sugar cube packs, camel cigarettes, matches, zapplesauce Cinnamon, mocha first strike bar. Hmmmmm what else

    • @unholyspire2530
      @unholyspire2530 5 років тому +31

      Alot of you really sleeping on the lemon poppy seed pound cake and the yellow beverage powder

    • @ChocoYGO
      @ChocoYGO 3 роки тому +11

      Old comment however My ideal 24 hour ration would be something like this
      Cinnamon Bun Shelf Stable
      Chicken Burrito Bowl
      Beef Goulash
      Tortillas
      White Wheat Snack Bread x2
      Cheese spread x2
      Peanut butter
      Strawberry Jelly
      2 Orange/Lemon-Lime drink mixes
      1 Hot Chocolate
      2 Coffee Instant type 2
      Then the usual stuff. These are just my personal favorites.

  • @ibanique
    @ibanique 6 років тому +699

    I too like to slap my tuna

  • @jetrickgordo4026
    @jetrickgordo4026 4 роки тому +186

    Finally a Chinese MRE he enjoyed!
    Spoke too soon, the Kelp got him.

    • @tori9365
      @tori9365 4 роки тому +3

      😅

    • @Deadassbruhfrfr
      @Deadassbruhfrfr 4 роки тому +18

      Kelp: We gotem boys

    • @jetrickgordo4026
      @jetrickgordo4026 4 роки тому +2

      @@Deadassbruhfrfr curse them Kelps.

    • @djdrack4681
      @djdrack4681 3 роки тому +5

      If we ever have to fight them we'll know that they'll lose by sheer repetitive food and the demoralization of that ;P

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 3 роки тому +4

      @@djdrack4681 or perhaps they will be encouraged by the prospect of stealing rations from the enemy.

  • @ray.shoesmith
    @ray.shoesmith 6 років тому +19

    Steve is one of only a handful of MRE experts in the entire world who knows the difference between a spork and a foon 👍

  • @steakwilliams4448
    @steakwilliams4448 6 років тому +239

    My first child is born and two steve1989 videos? It’s been a good week

    • @wingracer1614
      @wingracer1614 6 років тому +40

      Fantastic. So did you name him Ribeye or perhaps Chuck?

    • @SageLatrans
      @SageLatrans 6 років тому +11

      Congrats

    • @fuckingchump8975
      @fuckingchump8975 6 років тому +4

      Congrats man I wish you the best

    • @Spubl
      @Spubl 6 років тому +5

      Congrats my dude

    • @skillzorz101
      @skillzorz101 6 років тому +26

      Name him Trey

  • @nanabubu7147
    @nanabubu7147 6 років тому +74

    Always looking for **those** comments whenever Steve slaps something

  • @ShaDOWDoG667
    @ShaDOWDoG667 6 років тому +150

    That bicep is gettin' *THICC*

    • @martholobew
      @martholobew 6 років тому +26

      must be dem protein rations

    • @rinjaniii326
      @rinjaniii326 6 років тому +3

      lol yup
      I want those biceps :v

    • @bovaiveu
      @bovaiveu 6 років тому +20

      Judging by his calluses he's got some serious training regimen, honestly a bit curious about how he sets up his days and nutrition.

    • @ShaDOWDoG667
      @ShaDOWDoG667 6 років тому +2

      bovaiveu Honestly same

    • @kfmoses4580
      @kfmoses4580 6 років тому +5

      bovaiveu I know he's a landscaper in Florida, if the article I read about him is still correct. That would account for the calluses.

  • @JerryAsano
    @JerryAsano 6 років тому +365

    These mres are more nutritionally balanced then anything I’ve eaten in college.

    • @Content_Deleted
      @Content_Deleted 6 років тому +6

      Jerry Yuan | Then you haven’t been to a good college :P

    • @morkusmorkus6040
      @morkusmorkus6040 6 років тому +34

      Well thats in no way surprising considering they are designed to be as nutritionally balanced as possible. Thats the whole point of them. Lol

    • @thewaterbottle7220
      @thewaterbottle7220 6 років тому +3

      Yeah they designed it to upset yuppies like you

    • @thecanadianlanboy8132
      @thecanadianlanboy8132 6 років тому +7

      [Content Deleted] Sorry, there is this little thing called... money restrictions?

    • @L4zyN1nj4
      @L4zyN1nj4 6 років тому +5

      After you eat straight MREs for a month you'll get tired of them...

  • @Oberkaptain
    @Oberkaptain 4 роки тому +38

    Those are pickled mustard green, generally all of those packets would be tossed together with the rice and eat it all together.

    • @ivonrokko7565
      @ivonrokko7565 4 роки тому +2

      I came to the comments because I suspected that was the case. Thank you for confirming!

    • @kathkwilts
      @kathkwilts 4 роки тому +1

      Including the dried soup mix, I suspect...

  • @promisemochi
    @promisemochi 6 років тому +8

    i can't explain it, but your videos always make me very happy and at ease. if i'm stressed or something, i just watch one of these and i know you'll bring a smile to my face. maybe it's your easy-going way of speaking, and your pure excitement and joy as you explore these items, but it's just really lovely. thank you!

  • @SantanaleeC
    @SantanaleeC 6 років тому +245

    Yes an upload! Thank you Steve

    • @Steve1989MRE
      @Steve1989MRE  6 років тому +22

      Hey you're welcome Santana, and thank you too! Hope you enjoy the 2 new videos this evening!

    • @sovereignbeloy5900
      @sovereignbeloy5900 6 років тому +4

      Thank you Steve. I'm just a 21 year old college student and I buy bulk mre's for my food and I appreciate all of ypur reviews. Keeps my diet diverse

    • @SantanaleeC
      @SantanaleeC 6 років тому

      Steve1989MREInfo I enjoyed them very much! Love what you do please don't ever stop.

    • @rando4168
      @rando4168 6 років тому +1

      Steve1989MREInfo you make the most honest and entertaining vids on this site. Also, you don’t have to worry about getting demonetized. Still wonder how you get these awesome rations. Thanks!

    • @takinoborudesu
      @takinoborudesu 6 років тому +11

      I'm Chinese! Translations of the packets:
      2:13 "Beans and rice" (he's holding it upside down)
      2:38 "Seaweed and egg soup" Seaweed is spelled "Purple Vegetable" in Chinese so Steve thought it meant lavender :)
      2:49 "Umami Spice Sauce"
      2:55 "Five Spices Tuna Fish"
      3:30 "High Quality Toothpick"
      3:37 "Spicy Snow Vegetable" (I don't think people in america eat this... some of my white friends call it "Chinese Mustard")
      3:55 "Shredded Kelp"
      I love egg/seaweed soup like that, my mom used to make it for me every sunday morning :) same with the kelp, my grandma has the best recipes. looks like a great ration with comfort foods for chinese people.

  • @Highly420
    @Highly420 4 роки тому +76

    This pack contains 1100 calories while a Double Big Tasty bacon burger contains 1040 calories. *Nice*

    • @SirGalahad_0
      @SirGalahad_0 4 роки тому +3

      It's in kilocalorie

    • @geckosgotgames3283
      @geckosgotgames3283 3 роки тому

      Well you also have to think, they took into consideration what would last the longest, and what would have the most nutritional value, while still being edible, or at least to where its not revolting

    • @kuebby
      @kuebby 3 роки тому +6

      @@SirGalahad_0 A kcal is the same as a Calorie (capitalized).

  • @-Clueless-
    @-Clueless- 6 років тому +270

    They don’t PLAA around.

  • @TomBanks
    @TomBanks 6 років тому +984

    i like my eggs with extra lavender

    • @ahk1922
      @ahk1922 6 років тому +94

      I tell you chinese secret: our lavender made of antifreeze

    • @takinoborudesu
      @takinoborudesu 6 років тому +13

      it's seaweed :)

    • @HoursFreeAOLsp
      @HoursFreeAOLsp 6 років тому

      John Anon there is a video of a dude making one out of the other.

    • @ubercrazyasian
      @ubercrazyasian 6 років тому +6

      Isnt that eggflower soup?

    • @takinoborudesu
      @takinoborudesu 6 років тому +8

      it's kind of like 蛋花汤 but it's more like 鸡茸粟米羹 because it has chicken in it, not just egg. this version has 紫菜

  • @budgieberry5536
    @budgieberry5536 4 роки тому +39

    UA-cam subtitles when Steve takes the ration out of the package: *[Applause]* *[Music]* 2:06
    Me: *You’re damn right..*

  • @jc1202
    @jc1202 6 років тому +10

    Not sure how I ever found ur vids, but I've been binging ever since.

  • @maryrodenbeek1895
    @maryrodenbeek1895 6 років тому +19

    The spoon tapping on the cup is always my favorite part! Fun to watch as always :) Thank you for sharing!

  • @sallythatgirl8173
    @sallythatgirl8173 5 років тому +128

    “My palette is not adjusted.” 😂😂

  • @laciminder8718
    @laciminder8718 6 років тому +12

    Finally! These videos are so soothing to me, cuts my anxiety down, I love it

  • @TheAmazingJeremy
    @TheAmazingJeremy 6 років тому +21

    Steve, I don’t know if you will see this but I showed my uncle some of your videos. He was especially interested in the Vietnam MRE video because he served during that time. As he was watching he started to get tears in his eyes because of the memories it was bringing back of the men he served with. I wanted to say thank you for this, on behalf of him! He had a lot of interesting stories to tell right after watching your videos.

  • @yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466
    @yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 5 років тому +458

    Thumbnail makes it look like some sort of communist ps4 box.

    • @lilosnitch3247
      @lilosnitch3247 5 років тому +5

      Lol your dp 😂

    • @jesusisthetruth4497
      @jesusisthetruth4497 5 років тому +6

      Yeah well,that's just, like, your opinion, man ooo

    • @rocklee7898
      @rocklee7898 5 років тому +2

      You mean a ps4?

    • @XH1927
      @XH1927 5 років тому +2

      The PS4 is already communist

    • @scottwales5966
      @scottwales5966 5 років тому +12

      @@XH1927 uh Sony is a Japanese company . . .

  • @jocax188723
    @jocax188723 6 років тому +21

    The soup's probably a classic chicken and seaweed egg drop soup.
    The kelp's properly translated as 'kelp ribbons', and you're right. It's an acquired taste - I hate the stuff myself, and drown it in hot sauce before chewing on it.
    The pickled veg is most likely Chinese Mustard in a spicy vinegar marinade. Good stuff.
    The rest looks pretty adequate - I'd chow down on that on a long flight, mixed together like Korean bibimbap.

  • @BebehCookieIcecream
    @BebehCookieIcecream 6 років тому +29

    That is a damn-fine pea launcher if I've ever seen one. Astute observation, Steve.

  • @inabsentia439
    @inabsentia439 6 років тому +6

    Anyone else enjoy having a spliff then watching some of Steve's clips? There strangely calming and relaxing.

    • @andrewbrown1936
      @andrewbrown1936 4 роки тому

      Indeed although it makes me very hungry

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 17 днів тому

      “Ooh, look at me, I smoke pot, I am so edgy…”
      🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @chrischiampo8106
    @chrischiampo8106 6 років тому +329

    😎 Let’s Get This Out On a Tray

  • @TheLiam14141
    @TheLiam14141 6 років тому +17

    From now on, when someone serves me something I don't particularly enjoy I'll just say "My palate is not adjusted." Thank you for making me sound just that much more polite, Steve.

    • @ElementEvilTeam
      @ElementEvilTeam 6 років тому +2

      palate*

    • @TheLiam14141
      @TheLiam14141 6 років тому

      my bad

    • @Lellobeetle
      @Lellobeetle 6 років тому +1

      Mr. Very Kool For real. My father used to chide us for not having a culturally developed palate. Wish I knew this phrase to use on him.

    • @crow775
      @crow775 6 років тому

      Do you want some 200 year old salisbury steak? Or do you want some *news* ?

  • @blackhatfreak
    @blackhatfreak 6 років тому

    I truly appreciate that every video is just straight info, no political opinions or worldview just pure curiosity being fed to the viewer, thanks man.

  • @nutz4gunz457
    @nutz4gunz457 6 років тому +296

    RIP R Lee Ermey.

    • @Perktube1
      @Perktube1 6 років тому +1

      Nutz4Gunz45 rip

    • @2laughandlaugh
      @2laughandlaugh 6 років тому +28

      Nutz4Gunz45 how tall are you son? Sir...5 foot 8 sir...I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

    • @lv.99mastermind45
      @lv.99mastermind45 6 років тому +21

      Steve needs to upload "Oldest Jelly Doughnut ever eaten"

    • @carminesoprano8306
      @carminesoprano8306 6 років тому +1

      Rip

    • @michaelperry3138
      @michaelperry3138 6 років тому

      Nutz4Gunz45 R.I.P.

  • @uero-ro
    @uero-ro 6 років тому +28

    I laughed out loud at the heating dramatization. A great video as always, I love your videos!

    • @Steve1989MRE
      @Steve1989MRE  6 років тому +17

      Glad you enjoyed the little comedic nuance there! Thanks for checking it out and hope you like the next round of videos coming out soon.

    • @arthurmernard5879
      @arthurmernard5879 3 роки тому

      @@Steve1989MRE m e t h b i s c u i t s

  • @DERRICK_McLOVIN
    @DERRICK_McLOVIN 5 років тому +4

    Love the shirt!!! " You will get nothing, and like it!!!" Classic movie!

  • @SlipFitGarage
    @SlipFitGarage 6 років тому +67

    "The rice is dry and problematic" lololol. 😂

    • @DYWTE
      @DYWTE 5 років тому +2

      brianok100 yeah expired rice dosn’t taste as good as you might think

  • @briancartoscelli8029
    @briancartoscelli8029 6 років тому +8

    Awesome and different, thanks Steve1989
    Loved “ oh that’s stinky tasting “

  • @davestier6247
    @davestier6247 Рік тому +1

    That was the most chilling and realistic dramatization I've ever seen.

  • @StealthySpace7
    @StealthySpace7 6 років тому +62

    English is probably also on there because it is the legal language of the sky’s. You must know it or at least most major signs to fly internationally

  • @LemonWalrus546
    @LemonWalrus546 6 років тому +10

    "Give that Tuna a good slap"
    *Smack*
    I love this channel

  • @BigfootAhoy
    @BigfootAhoy 4 роки тому +9

    Seaweed is definitely an acquired taste. A lot of my friends aren’t big on those types of things, but this ration looks delicious to me! 😜

  • @pwessie
    @pwessie 6 років тому +9

    Just saying man, I love how eerie and haunting your music is when cast over photographs of the relics you bring back to life. Gives a huge sensation of delving into something unknown and uncovering surprises....it almost feels archaeological
    Watching you eat rotten food is awesome, too. Keep it up!

    • @arthurmernard5879
      @arthurmernard5879 3 роки тому

      I didnt like the music at first but it started to grow on me after a while

  • @rackslow
    @rackslow 6 років тому +19

    Love the old AND new reviews! Keep up the good work

    • @Steve1989MRE
      @Steve1989MRE  6 років тому +3

      Right on Enan me too! It's nice to have that variety. A little ying & yang. Thanks man I will and hope you like the upcoming vids

  • @MAGICNAM3S
    @MAGICNAM3S 6 років тому +12

    I’m sure it was bad, being past the expiration date. But remember that your taste buds operate differently at altitude

    • @DYWTE
      @DYWTE 5 років тому +1

      Manny Diaz he ate beef that is older than anyone on earth before so yeah, i’m sure he’s fine with only 2 years out of date

  • @diesel_dawg
    @diesel_dawg 6 років тому +42

    "Wire kelp" as in "Wire we eating this?"

  • @braydenmcslouch
    @braydenmcslouch 6 років тому +326

    *Oooh that's some spicy sauce, hehe boi*

    • @watam8
      @watam8 6 років тому +20

      gib ur meet a gud ol' rub

    • @jimmyblack1005
      @jimmyblack1005 6 років тому

      Brayden McSlouch ihey

    • @snakegodtouda
      @snakegodtouda 6 років тому

      Looks like a ketjap manis. Super delicious on rice.

    • @roccomazzola2408
      @roccomazzola2408 6 років тому

      WAIT! I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!

    • @A_Man_In_His_Van
      @A_Man_In_His_Van 6 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/Ctv0x3jWQM8/v-deo.html

  • @LaceworkDreams
    @LaceworkDreams 6 років тому +5

    This guy's the only good youtuber left on this platform
    he's an honest, down to earth guy and in the man's own words, he's _Nice._
    Keep up the amazing work my guy, I really appreciate it

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 17 днів тому

      You should expand your horizons, there are plenty of good people on UA-cam. 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @BeansRUs
    @BeansRUs 6 років тому +13

    I’ve always loved the way these Chinese rations look! Thanks for another video Steve!

    • @Steve1989MRE
      @Steve1989MRE  6 років тому +5

      Hey DaddyTitoplz! I really think this one had a very pleasing aesthetic - they have a PLA Navy one similar in appearance that I will share soon (an easy shoot too only like 5 components). But PLA has some really intriguing rations! Thanks for checking this one out an see ya on the next one Tito!

  • @playstation566
    @playstation566 6 років тому +4

    i've watched your videos for a few days now and i have to say you are the perfect cross between reviewbrah and demoranch

  • @BobSaget69
    @BobSaget69 Рік тому +1

    4:59 “Give that tuna a good slap!” Priceless! Lol

  • @erinwright9338
    @erinwright9338 6 років тому +89

    The smack was for the fan girls hehe

    • @ambers5207
      @ambers5207 6 років тому +2

      Erin Wright i thought the same thing! 😂

    • @paolacrown868
      @paolacrown868 6 років тому +4

      Yaas! 😋

    • @three-stripes
      @three-stripes 6 років тому +10

      Hey I'm a dude, but I want some of that too...

    • @three-stripes
      @three-stripes 6 років тому +8

      Silent Lucidity ASMR Oh please. It's like, the future man.

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 6 років тому +5

      Silent Lucidity ASMR grow up, it's a joke.

  • @rockyraab8290
    @rockyraab8290 6 років тому +14

    In practice, I suspect they'd eat the kelp and tuna together, and also eat the pickled bits while having the entree just like we nibble a pickle with a sandwich. You are correct that some of it like the soup must be an acquired taste.

    • @Tom-jr4hc
      @Tom-jr4hc 6 років тому +2

      Seaweed and egg soup is a pretty common dish in China, those kelp and pickled veggies are also nutritious

  • @looseele
    @looseele 4 роки тому +1

    2:26....Nominated for “Steve’s best moments” in MRE review history.

  • @groermaik
    @groermaik 6 років тому +26

    Welcome back my friend. You have a cast iron stomach.

    • @gustavrsh
      @gustavrsh 6 років тому +4

      Forged Steel

    • @RBeeMedia
      @RBeeMedia 6 років тому

      Großer Maik And antibodies made straight from 1800's beef stew !

  • @olmatedropbear7862
    @olmatedropbear7862 6 років тому +9

    Great one Steve. Yet another first look ration. Great to see what the men and women in the air have.

  • @TKTK-sw3tq
    @TKTK-sw3tq 5 років тому +6

    if you threw in all the other stuff into the rice pouch, I could see it being a very fast and convenient meal that's also tasty.

  • @mrguy561
    @mrguy561 6 років тому +12

    "Wash it down with some goop soup." - poetic

  • @cheddar2648
    @cheddar2648 6 років тому +7

    "dramatization" ah a new era in steve1989 video production! hahah I LMAO'd

  • @astrophysx7523
    @astrophysx7523 5 років тому +32

    That kelp may seem exotic for westerners, but for many Chinese people its a childhood comfort food.

    • @Skilltagz
      @Skilltagz 5 років тому +8

      It's a comfort food if you have any Asian blood. I'm Japanese-Canadian and it's one of my favorite things

  • @DeciduousSahagin
    @DeciduousSahagin 6 років тому +114

    Hey Steve! The 雪菜 is a mustard green and the soup is 蛋花湯 egg drop soup, it's pretty good fresh but I guess you can't expect much out of 2 year expired stuff, huh?

    • @wisdomleader85
      @wisdomleader85 6 років тому +4

      Usually MRE should last longer than 5 years at least, so....

    • @burgtastic8377
      @burgtastic8377 6 років тому +23

      This guy literally eats food that is 50 years old and claims it still tastes good. This is just bad Chinese food. Dont take it to personal.

    • @briandenison2325
      @briandenison2325 5 років тому +2

      Burgtastic he ate canned beef from the Boar war 120 years ago.

    • @AdLin2023
      @AdLin2023 5 років тому

      @@burgtastic8377 commies survive also without food (Dprk, Venezuela, Estonia etc)

    • @rifqi2733
      @rifqi2733 5 років тому +1

      @@briandenison2325 he ate a hardtack from civil war

  • @jacobdees3882
    @jacobdees3882 6 років тому +20

    Was about to get my homework out on a plate, then I saw this. Nice!

  • @ameliah8164
    @ameliah8164 2 роки тому +1

    As a Chinese, I began to swallow saliva at the moment when you squeezed out kelp silk. Kelp silk with spicy flavor is very delicious

  • @KpAp4
    @KpAp4 6 років тому +5

    nice, while I'm eating dinner
    timing couldn't have been any better!

  • @Gilvin
    @Gilvin 6 років тому +18

    You sure slap that tuna good.
    The soup is actually seaweed egg soup, gold tuna, not white, and you are correct, snow veggies is actually pickled bitter veggies (usually brown mustard).
    Chinese can be creepy when translated, especially in menus.

  • @Frosty2
    @Frosty2 2 роки тому

    I laughed so hard at when he said “it even comes with its own tray”. The precedes to say the classic “alright lets get this on to a tray” anyway. So funny I haven’t smiled this much at a UA-cam channel in years.

  • @KahlestEnoch
    @KahlestEnoch 6 років тому +17

    Wow a very interesting meal. A very healthy and well balanced looking meal. I agree with you on kelp, I can't handle the seaweeds. And won't do the tuna either. Thanks for the great review Steve.

    • @hlonghi
      @hlonghi 6 років тому

      Kahlest Enoch I was laughing my ass off when he tried that kelp. I lived in Japan a couple decades ago and their pickled kelp was top notch. But its not really palatable for western audiences. I remember gagging the first time I tried and it was produced by a very traditional company. Wasnt cheap either so I can only imagine how a chinese MRE one would taste. Btw its not that chinese ones are bad, far from it, but they are a lot more fibrous and strong tasting than the japanese ones for sure.

  • @jimthornberry6774
    @jimthornberry6774 6 років тому +48

    Steve u always come through for me at the end of a long stressful day! I kick back put on one of ur videos and pretty soon I'm laughing and forget all about the monstrosities of the day. Plus ur easy on the eyes!!!😙😉

  • @danielwhelan6551
    @danielwhelan6551 6 років тому

    the way he says "alright, lets get this out onto a tray...." sheer joy and stimulation for me.

  • @good_snacks
    @good_snacks 6 років тому +17

    I ate an American spinach fettuccine MRE today. It was really mediocre. The MREs from other nations always look so enticing- that or you just make everything sound delicious.
    This chinese ration is an exception though.

    • @kelvinyonger8885
      @kelvinyonger8885 6 років тому +1

      I do think he may be exaggerating since it's hard to describe food correctly since your image always ends out exaggerated, not with the subtle flavors he/she may have been describing.

  • @alexward1319
    @alexward1319 6 років тому +12

    Steve with 100 year old beef: "Nice!"
    Steve with seaweed people have been eating for 40,000 years: "oh no this is not my thing"

  • @Netsolacetech
    @Netsolacetech 5 років тому

    Every time I watch your reviews I am reminded of ChrisFix. You guys are probably running the best channels that are so detailed and informative.

  • @rchaffer
    @rchaffer 6 років тому +8

    5:00 "Give that tuna a good slap" - that's got to be some kind of euphemism

    • @kayleymeredith8270
      @kayleymeredith8270 6 років тому +1

      I refuse to believe it. He's always so mannerly! I chose to believe he's not that crass. 🤨

  • @sonjawright518
    @sonjawright518 5 років тому +17

    I would have mixed everything together - entree, tuna, vegies, sauce and the reconstituted soup to remoisten the rice and eaten it that way, but that's just me.

  • @chenglongtu
    @chenglongtu 6 років тому +2

    You are an incredible and wonderful man, thank you for bringing so much joy to the world cheer up!

  • @wizardwhohasmorempthanhp
    @wizardwhohasmorempthanhp 6 років тому +18

    Going through Steve withdrawl right now.

  • @jeremiahkirby6552
    @jeremiahkirby6552 6 років тому +64

    Better get that on a tray.

    • @jeremiahkirby6552
      @jeremiahkirby6552 6 років тому +6

      Cool.

    • @1Stormrider1
      @1Stormrider1 6 років тому +20

      Don't desecrate the mantra. It's "Let's get this out on to a tray... NICE!"

    • @marsneedstowels
      @marsneedstowels 6 років тому +6

      Get that tray onto a tray.

    • @jeremiahkirby6552
      @jeremiahkirby6552 6 років тому +1

      Cool, lets nice this on a tray. Steve is awesome! We are all weirdos but I really enjoy the folks that don't try to hide it and I mean that in a good way. Nice! Now lets burn a 60 year old cigarette that Steve was saving in the humidor for us.

    • @norsemanbushcrafting1621
      @norsemanbushcrafting1621 6 років тому

      KJB ok

  • @SkyOctopus1
    @SkyOctopus1 4 роки тому

    Great that you know and can admit your palate isn't adjusted to what other cultures may like. Others would just say it tastes horrible.
    Don't get me wrong, it may actually BE horrible, but that self-awareness is truly refreshing to hear.

  • @Maskatronn
    @Maskatronn 6 років тому +47

    7:45 That's "spicy pickled vegetable" according to my Chinese friend

    • @BillyO8834
      @BillyO8834 6 років тому +12

      You're harboring a spy!

    • @rockhardioallcock6059
      @rockhardioallcock6059 5 років тому +1

      I think u will find it’s pickled mustard greens.

    • @HaydenLau.
      @HaydenLau. 5 років тому +4

      Can confirm
      辣味雪菜 means literally
      Spicy flavoured pickled vegetable

    • @andrewzheng4038
      @andrewzheng4038 5 років тому

      Pickled mustard greens at that, and my personal favorite pickled vegetable