Lily's Art Class 18 ~ Michael Reeves

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  • @theholynut8598
    @theholynut8598 4 роки тому +8729

    Heehee, his arms look like twigs
    Michael: *flexes*
    HOLY SHI-

    • @AJProduction2
      @AJProduction2 4 роки тому +554

      The fact not only he can invent something to hurt us but doesn’t need to invent something to hurt us

    • @christiandalecotes2320
      @christiandalecotes2320 4 роки тому +291

      @@AJProduction2 So true.
      one minute you're strapped to his machine the next minute you're in a headlock

    • @AJProduction2
      @AJProduction2 4 роки тому +44

      Key Stone5202 u get it

    • @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329
      @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 4 роки тому +56

      Like a boxing match versus a toddler. But Michael has a rifle.

    • @williamthacker3866
      @williamthacker3866 4 роки тому +34

      Like holy fuck his arms are T H I C C

  • @SuperBlockboy10
    @SuperBlockboy10 5 років тому +15461

    Dude, Michael goes from Peter Parker to Spiderman when he rolls his sleeves up

    • @friendlyneighborhoodspider3962
      @friendlyneighborhoodspider3962 5 років тому +460

      You called?

    • @bigtony7763
      @bigtony7763 5 років тому +184

      @@friendlyneighborhoodspider3962 no

    • @bigtony7763
      @bigtony7763 5 років тому +75

      @@friendlyneighborhoodspider3962 i thought u where my *friendly* neighborhood spiderman. Plus he dosent get paid u poser, hes a superhero dum dum

    • @cookieschocchips5551
      @cookieschocchips5551 5 років тому +49

      @@friendlyneighborhoodspider3962 Ok Boomer.

    • @HivesPHD
      @HivesPHD 5 років тому +56

      @@friendlyneighborhoodspider3962 *spiderman is a menace J.Jonah Jameson said so in the newspaper!*

  • @thelostanime5861
    @thelostanime5861 5 років тому +16160

    Micheal was solving the code like he was trying to find the cure for cancer

    • @turtleofrainbow
      @turtleofrainbow 5 років тому +273

      Maybe he was tho...

    • @Hac-dieu
      @Hac-dieu 5 років тому +632

      He did though...the cure is to smoke crack.

    • @ramennnoodle
      @ramennnoodle 5 років тому +47

      And nightmares

    • @My_Reveng3
      @My_Reveng3 5 років тому +31

      wym crack is the cure

    • @Spuddzy
      @Spuddzy 5 років тому +219

      Bruh, Michael wouldn't put nearly as much effort into finding the cure for cancer.

  • @grandmasteryoda9709
    @grandmasteryoda9709 4 роки тому +5741

    The whole time Poki looked like she was mentally shipping them.

  • @Firman-zu8wt
    @Firman-zu8wt 5 років тому +8846

    I love how Michael solve the code like he's tryna solve Cicada or something

    • @natekim6495
      @natekim6495 5 років тому +223

      You speak the sacred messages

    • @mlek0726
      @mlek0726 5 років тому +77

      Yo what ifbhe actually tried solving something like the cicada

    • @geniussmurf3927
      @geniussmurf3927 5 років тому +314

      I guess you could say, he cracked the code.

    • @Firman-zu8wt
      @Firman-zu8wt 5 років тому +1

      @@natekim6495 Indeed I am

    • @Firman-zu8wt
      @Firman-zu8wt 5 років тому +1

      @@mlek0726 He could be, who knows right

  • @chrisbutorange
    @chrisbutorange 5 років тому +10477

    Michaels the one professor who grades high but doesnt give out 100s

    • @karifurai8479
      @karifurai8479 5 років тому +438

      I really like it but not perfect. 99.999998%

    • @PenguBlueMC
      @PenguBlueMC 5 років тому +203

      Because everyone could do better. Expect him, he himself is a 100

    • @Cixon14
      @Cixon14 5 років тому +51

      Here in Australia the marks can only go up to 99% lmao

    • @KKarama1
      @KKarama1 5 років тому +16

      yea im like you gave me a 99.6 but couldnt round that off to one hundred? Im not the one that doesnt know math am I now huh MR. MATH TEACHER!

    • @logangoff8471
      @logangoff8471 5 років тому +4

      I was the only person in my class that got a 99 she only gave out 95 as her top grade

  • @homelessrockgod
    @homelessrockgod 4 роки тому +7000

    Most girls end up dating someone like their dad. Lily ends up dating someone like her dog.

    • @joeyleong9685
      @joeyleong9685 4 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @Mhochul
      @Mhochul 4 роки тому +79

      Gun Rodkaew *her local drug dealer

    • @yamichan9249
      @yamichan9249 4 роки тому

      Lolol

    • @YeetBS
      @YeetBS 4 роки тому +55

      @@gunrodkaew4089 *is her local drug dealer

    • @ann-vl4eh
      @ann-vl4eh 4 роки тому +14

      Why you callin out temmie like dat-

  • @ivoryyuki
    @ivoryyuki 4 роки тому +3679

    it went from “ok boomer” to “loser girl” to “honey” 😂 i love these two!

    • @oDogg0206
      @oDogg0206 3 роки тому +72

      I want someone to love me like lily loves michael

    • @cameronspatz5833
      @cameronspatz5833 3 роки тому +39

      @@oDogg0206 your name is insulting to our god michael reeves.

    • @justsomedog7855
      @justsomedog7855 3 роки тому +6

      @@cameronspatz5833 you mean Richael Meeves

    • @firamation8114
      @firamation8114 3 роки тому +8

      @@justsomedog7855 no it's charcoal revees watercolor paint

  • @roj6895
    @roj6895 5 років тому +7930

    Michael reeves being buff was not something I was expecting to learn today

    • @aversetripod7515
      @aversetripod7515 5 років тому +179

      Fuck I know right

    • @freyabauer8662
      @freyabauer8662 5 років тому +251

      I don't even know how to respond to what I learned

    • @NanashiSaru
      @NanashiSaru 5 років тому +267

      When you realise Michael reeves can kick your ass

    • @yuelia9937
      @yuelia9937 5 років тому +216

      @@NanashiSaru He doesn't need to do it himself when he can bend metal and put machinery in it to do it for him

    • @justaderrickrosestan
      @justaderrickrosestan 5 років тому +7

      Same here

  • @ryokumaster123
    @ryokumaster123 5 років тому +2509

    “It was crack cocaine the whole time!”
    - The Icon, Michael Reeves

  • @washed4769
    @washed4769 5 років тому +5333

    No one:
    Michael: solving cocaine while lily is out of place

    • @insert6190
      @insert6190 5 років тому +40

      The best thing I’ve seen on UA-cam in a while since his last video

  • @All54321
    @All54321 4 роки тому +1263

    11:49
    Lily before: They drew you way too cute
    Lily now: _calls Michael cute no matter what he’s doing_

  • @maya.melonv2457
    @maya.melonv2457 5 років тому +5145

    No one:
    Michael: WhO wANts tO sEE Lily LeArn How TO cOdE??
    Chat: *explodes
    YES

    • @Terry.M.I.
      @Terry.M.I. 5 років тому +14

      this needs more upvotes xD

    • @JohnMackweb
      @JohnMackweb 5 років тому +17

      terry camp boi this ain’t fuckin Reddit

    • @cypher_22
      @cypher_22 5 років тому +7

      @@JohnMackweb it is

    • @senfauge787
      @senfauge787 5 років тому +4

      He should've said for 100$ Lily will learn how to code

  • @cwuzzy
    @cwuzzy 4 роки тому +6249

    Imagine walking down the street and you walk past a 5-foot swole 12 year old saying under his breath that he wants to disintegrate 40% of the sea turtle population and to smoke crack.
    Edit: thank you for correcting me

    • @dysonmuller5376
      @dysonmuller5376 4 роки тому +31

      депрессия 12 year old*

    • @phoenixking7546
      @phoenixking7546 4 роки тому +40

      @@dysonmuller5376 21 is 12 backwards 🤔

    • @dysonmuller5376
      @dysonmuller5376 4 роки тому +47

      - AfterGlow - that is proof that this was merely a typo

    • @iwasbornwiththickskin
      @iwasbornwiththickskin 4 роки тому +11

      HOLY SHIT, I've actually never laughed at a comment on YT this is fucking the best thing ever

    • @DarkThunderism
      @DarkThunderism 4 роки тому +32

      But also wants to destroy every bee in a 30-foot radius of his 5-foot Korean GF.

  • @sophiebourdon6586
    @sophiebourdon6586 4 роки тому +5912

    16:25
    Michael: trys to figure out code*
    Lily: disapointment*
    Michael: gets excited bc its about cocaine*
    Lily: disapointment x100000000000000

    • @derlurje1348
      @derlurje1348 4 роки тому +14

      BRUH

    • @lowercasesush1057
      @lowercasesush1057 4 роки тому +35

      I would have legit been disappointed if i knew it was cocaine and they glossed over it

    • @tisyaazman8292
      @tisyaazman8292 4 роки тому +6

      Yes

    • @icykoala8457
      @icykoala8457 4 роки тому +2

      i accidentally clicked on your channel.. that was an interesting experience

    • @sophiebourdon6586
      @sophiebourdon6586 4 роки тому +1

      @@icykoala8457 yeaaaaaaaaa hehe

  • @TheCodeCutie
    @TheCodeCutie 4 роки тому +1570

    i like how genuinely joyful Micheal seems when he realized that code was just crack.

    • @Zack-xv2yc
      @Zack-xv2yc 3 роки тому +85

      So he *"cracked the code."*

    • @karmaticpoison.2403
      @karmaticpoison.2403 3 роки тому +14

      @@Zack-xv2yc there is like a 100 type of language and you chose to speak fax

    • @sakura-valley
      @sakura-valley 3 роки тому +3

      @@Zack-xv2yc the code was cracked from the beginning

  • @laracabrera3749
    @laracabrera3749 4 роки тому +8666

    Michael is now dating the boomer, how times have changed.

    • @soggy5868
      @soggy5868 4 роки тому +123

      birb master I looked through comments to see if people came back, not to mention lily not calling him cute 🤭

    • @colormatic2186
      @colormatic2186 4 роки тому +8

      u beat me to itt nc 111

    • @oscarnival6164
      @oscarnival6164 4 роки тому +66

      he’s only studying the species

    • @markaleman4419
      @markaleman4419 4 роки тому +37

      Also he lived at the house the whole time, that is why they were awkward about driving.

    • @Zed.1836
      @Zed.1836 4 роки тому +12

      How the change have timed

  • @navymango4384
    @navymango4384 5 років тому +13670

    I will never sleep in peace again knowing that Michael can beat me up

    • @Kezsora
      @Kezsora 5 років тому +1082

      I will sleep in peace knowing Micheal will beat me up.

    • @dinnersalad7322
      @dinnersalad7322 5 років тому +466

      nah he'll beat up the turtles

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 років тому +482

      You should be more afraid of the fact that he will bring out his tools after he beats you up.

    • @bones2164
      @bones2164 5 років тому +197

      @@hop-skip-ouch8798 this is the most terrifying comment I have ever encountered on this site

    • @moistbread180
      @moistbread180 5 років тому +130

      Micheal is an absolute Chad and there is nothing we can do about it

  • @odu1190
    @odu1190 4 роки тому +9855

    Michael used to be a side character and now he’s one of the main characters

    • @relyt6990
      @relyt6990 4 роки тому +488

      Not one of them, he IS the main character

    • @spoons7759
      @spoons7759 4 роки тому +40

      Spicy boi Tyler facts bro

    • @omega-lm9xm
      @omega-lm9xm 4 роки тому +190

      "Wait micheal was the main character? "
      "Always has been"

    • @evertonkauan
      @evertonkauan 4 роки тому +142

      Nah. I started to watch offline tv bcs of him

    • @freshasian
      @freshasian 4 роки тому +98

      He was always a main character , never knew what offline tv was until he joined

  • @jess_isdabest
    @jess_isdabest 4 роки тому +824

    I like how hes like "im a nice teacher" then on his channel he says "i hate every single one of you

  • @calebrichardson6926
    @calebrichardson6926 4 роки тому +4973

    (16:07)
    Lily then: Coding is boring
    Lily dating Michael: On her own time tries to learn how to code to impress Michael

    • @jovi_petra
      @jovi_petra 4 роки тому +167

      Wait did she really?

    • @LambTAFFF
      @LambTAFFF 4 роки тому +99

      @@jovi_petra lol yeah

    • @Faulheit
      @Faulheit 4 роки тому +72

      tell me theres a stream of this

    • @ZackenBerry
      @ZackenBerry 4 роки тому +30

      Can you please link the stream/video? :D

    • @johnleoneilcalibuso587
      @johnleoneilcalibuso587 4 роки тому +25

      Woah really? LIIINNNKKKKK!!!!!

  • @andresleturtle1405
    @andresleturtle1405 4 роки тому +7254

    Michael is the guy who like explains the entire bionicle lore to his crush

  • @benjaminwhite5928
    @benjaminwhite5928 4 роки тому +16947

    lily really upgraded with boyfriend quality and im so happy for her.

    • @JosoLifts
      @JosoLifts 4 роки тому +432

      YESSIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • @kiyananana
      @kiyananana 4 роки тому +2377

      Yep, now she’s dating a 3ft psychopathic filipino Tony stark 👌

    • @bubbles354
      @bubbles354 4 роки тому +470

      100 dollars for one arm? How much is the entire body buddy???

    • @the_plague7404
      @the_plague7404 4 роки тому +178

      @@kiyananana nah more Jimmy neutron

    • @Cxntrxl
      @Cxntrxl 4 роки тому +727

      From a jerk cheater to a psychopathic taser-crackhead.
      Excellent!

  • @eldrago5977
    @eldrago5977 4 роки тому +2891

    micheal made lily more happy than her ex
    before he was her ex lol

    • @バナ-v5d
      @バナ-v5d 4 роки тому +31

      ??????

    • @Scareyne.mp3
      @Scareyne.mp3 4 роки тому +255

      Godzilla had a fuckin stroke while reading this

    • @hammarkids542
      @hammarkids542 4 роки тому +460

      What this guy is trying to say:
      Lily seems to have more fun with micheal than Albert in past vods and videos even when they were just friends and Albert was still dating Lily

    • @river7591
      @river7591 3 роки тому +68

      @@Scareyne.mp3 Correction
      Godzilla had a stroke while trying to read this and fucking died

    • @lowa2300
      @lowa2300 3 роки тому +21

      They're confused but they got the spirit

  • @cephalonrevan2546
    @cephalonrevan2546 5 років тому +7861

    I'm glad you guys are including michael, he needs to leave his room more.

  • @RANDOMstuffanimation
    @RANDOMstuffanimation 5 років тому +4577

    Michael's been hiding the fact that he's a JoJo character

    • @ihateosu5483
      @ihateosu5483 5 років тому +238

      Filipino engineering is the world's finest!

    • @ulixyl7796
      @ulixyl7796 5 років тому +52

      A part 3 jojo character.

    • @daisoke5139
      @daisoke5139 5 років тому +58

      He is a walmart version of jojolion

    • @matthewhoward8171
      @matthewhoward8171 5 років тому +17

      Aye aye aye aye

    • @scooottbruh7849
      @scooottbruh7849 5 років тому +46

      @@ulixyl7796 I'd say Part 5 Giorno.. Remember that scene where his shirt opened and he ripped af.. Thats what it reminds me of

  • @meansieboy5329
    @meansieboy5329 4 роки тому +3764

    If Michael made a workout muscle shirt and had the phrase “Michael Sleeves” on it, I’d buy it. Just saying.

    • @DaPigMasta
      @DaPigMasta 4 роки тому +45

      Underrated comment. I would also spend more money than reasonable on said shirt.

    • @imajackal
      @imajackal 4 роки тому +22

      @@DaPigMasta I'm late to this, but would also spend more money than necessary on said shirt

    • @beck4926
      @beck4926 4 роки тому +6

      muscle sleeves

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 роки тому

      i would give one to my bff. he loves michael.

  • @mirroredmadness6812
    @mirroredmadness6812 3 роки тому +254

    The pure amount of Joy Michael expressed when he found out the code was for cocaine is the joy in life I long for. He was soooooooo happy.

  • @hella7192
    @hella7192 4 роки тому +1689

    2019 Lily: "No one wants to see me learn how to code that would be the most boring thing ever"
    2020 Lily: "I tried to learn how to code today are you impressed are you proud of me uwu can you teach me"

  • @leimmoss
    @leimmoss 4 роки тому +2038

    “He only has like 3 catchphrases. Crackhead, ok boomer, and nightmare” LIES AND DECEIT

    • @guessmyname1246
      @guessmyname1246 4 роки тому +23

      That's fou- Oh...... well fuck

    • @rinku3332
      @rinku3332 4 роки тому +137

      "But Michael" I hear you ask

    • @mochiiLIVE
      @mochiiLIVE 4 роки тому +36

      @@rinku3332 how much CODE did you put into the message? Crack Cocaine amounts of code and if you think I'm going to explain it you are absolutely out of your mi- SIKE I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK LOOK AT THIS DYNAMIC uh *pulls out laptop from under his leg* BOUNDS DETECTION

    • @reynielevangelista6677
      @reynielevangelista6677 4 роки тому +43

      "hey buddy!"

    • @leimmoss
      @leimmoss 4 роки тому +5

      Reyniel Evangelista thank you for reminding me that I commented this cause it blew up

  • @iamnone455
    @iamnone455 5 років тому +2663

    No one: Fed is the most swole person in offline tv
    Michel Reeves: hold my GOD DAM taser

    • @tenzingsherpa1242
      @tenzingsherpa1242 5 років тому +8

      Tobías Channel fred

    • @iamnone455
      @iamnone455 5 років тому +2

      Tenzing Norgay Trainor alright my fault correct did that Ik it’s fed

    • @dumbass1775
      @dumbass1775 5 років тому +40

      1. No one: meme is over used and trash
      2. That's not even how the meme works

    • @tenzingsherpa1242
      @tenzingsherpa1242 5 років тому +2

      Tobías Channel you saying fred made it a lot funnier

    • @saucesfc8946
      @saucesfc8946 5 років тому

      ok boomer

  • @personagrand5674
    @personagrand5674 4 роки тому +629

    11:44
    Lily back then: “They drew you way too cute.”
    Lily now: *Types a four page essay on why Mykull is the cutest thing since Temmie in 40 seconds*

  • @n0ame1u1
    @n0ame1u1 5 років тому +1840

    Wow, a collab between someone who *looks* like he's 12 and someone who *sounds* like she's 12

  • @scarletttremarvo1590
    @scarletttremarvo1590 5 років тому +2303

    michael:* drives over *
    also michael : *goes into his room to get boomer cards*

    • @popoplotc1802
      @popoplotc1802 5 років тому +187

      "It was a long way to my car" ~Mykull
      Lies all lies

    • @jiwoojoseph05
      @jiwoojoseph05 4 роки тому +93

      @@popoplotc1802 "lies and deceit"

    • @vis9017
      @vis9017 4 роки тому +28

      ... That's the old house. He was really driving over at that time

    • @muchochucho9778
      @muchochucho9778 4 роки тому +68

      Vis nah, they’ve already said he was staying in Toasts old room before the move

    • @DarkThunderism
      @DarkThunderism 4 роки тому +30

      @@vis9017 He was literally sleeping on a bunch of boxes in Toast's room.

  • @andreabritton7415
    @andreabritton7415 5 років тому +2481

    She does realize that one of these days he's gonna try to taze her right?

    • @ramennnoodle
      @ramennnoodle 5 років тому +106

      I read the last part as "taze her at night" and I was just a bit weirded out.

    • @Ahrceon
      @Ahrceon 5 років тому +16

      One day :)

    • @water5000
      @water5000 5 років тому +48

      He already did.

    • @illegalmobster4847
      @illegalmobster4847 5 років тому +5

      @@water5000 when?

    • @water5000
      @water5000 5 років тому +45

      @@illegalmobster4847
      I don't remember where I saw it, but I remember that after Michael tazed the guys (scarra, toast, and fed), he did the same with the girls (lily, poki, and yvonne) I believe for his tazing photography UA-cam video.
      I don't believe Michael had the footage of him tazing the girls in the video he posted to his UA-cam channel, but it might be in a video that OfflineTV posted to their UA-cam channel.

  • @PewDiePie007-w7h
    @PewDiePie007-w7h 4 роки тому +850

    10:46 you can see pokis face shipping them both

  • @AjLovelygirl
    @AjLovelygirl 5 років тому +2004

    I feel Michael is this hyperactive child and Lily is his mom wondering where she went wrong

    • @MrBobopsp
      @MrBobopsp 5 років тому +55

      Where she went right*

    • @bobparker465
      @bobparker465 5 років тому +12

      Okay boomers

    • @jans452
      @jans452 5 років тому +43

      "IT WAS CRACK COCAINE THE WHOLE TIME"

    • @doctacos1
      @doctacos1 5 років тому +4

      Crackhead

  • @chuckp2822
    @chuckp2822 5 років тому +3416

    When the nerdy kid rolls up his sleeves to reveal he’s swore AF
    *Chuckles: I’m in danger*

  • @akito8061
    @akito8061 5 років тому +2697

    This is the calmest Michael has ever been.
    Edit: I can't believe I got 2.3k with a typo. Fixed was to has.

    • @giantgkpro17
      @giantgkpro17 5 років тому +22

      I ship it

    • @glen9265
      @glen9265 5 років тому

      Omg i ship them too

    • @yayayuki8542
      @yayayuki8542 5 років тому +23

      OMG NO shipping

    • @Megal0lbanana
      @Megal0lbanana 5 років тому +23

      @@giantgkpro17 she just got out a weird relationship, please dont ship real people

    • @faradayow
      @faradayow 4 роки тому +4

      Giantgkpro dude Lily has legit said that’s he’s like a little brother to her

  • @aturtle6270
    @aturtle6270 4 роки тому +4591

    Me: There’s no way Michael is that swole...
    Michael: *flex*
    Me: WHAT THE FU-

    • @jesusgalvez3598
      @jesusgalvez3598 4 роки тому +14

      So true

    • @adrianacedo5214
      @adrianacedo5214 4 роки тому +130

      The one who donated is a legend

    • @eggscaviar3655
      @eggscaviar3655 4 роки тому +52

      You're a turtle... beware of michael

    • @Bruh-vd1pp
      @Bruh-vd1pp 4 роки тому +19

      @@eggscaviar3655 dude, the turtle never came back. oh no

    • @jay-ro5fl
      @jay-ro5fl 4 роки тому +3

      michael will hunt you be careful pls

  • @gregoriorivera5867
    @gregoriorivera5867 4 роки тому +1827

    I remember that before I thought " damn i feel bad for Michael if he gets in a fight" now it's "I feel bad for whoever gets in a fight with Michael"

  • @chrischeng5123
    @chrischeng5123 5 років тому +2153

    That last submission was hilarious, all the work just for Michael to find "cocaine" in wiki LOLOL

    • @MrMiniyay
      @MrMiniyay 5 років тому +86

      best part of it was how happy reeves became cause it was crack cocaine

    • @stev_3683
      @stev_3683 5 років тому +1

      I'm the 1000th like on this comment btw, great job

  • @sstriderr
    @sstriderr 5 років тому +1253

    When Michael pulled his sleeve up, it gave me whiplash. Wasn't expecting that tbh

  • @kylaabalon2378
    @kylaabalon2378 4 роки тому +73

    okay i know this was WAY before they started dating, but Michael looks and acts like he has a crush on Lily and it's adorable

  • @HoPplin
    @HoPplin 4 роки тому +2988

    Michael reeves is literally deku,
    Swollen body on a baby face.

    • @kaibunniie
      @kaibunniie 4 роки тому +16

      look at stellachuu's latest(?) video 😳

    • @jezinarvo621
      @jezinarvo621 4 роки тому +78

      Hes dekus edgy twin

    • @brandonok813
      @brandonok813 4 роки тому +7

      HoPPlin omg this so true

    • @captainobvious.29yearsago70
      @captainobvious.29yearsago70 4 роки тому +13

      Deku, but he's entertaining

    • @Robert-cg9he
      @Robert-cg9he 4 роки тому +9

      I mean deku is my favorite character in the show so they’re both entertaining

  • @paradoxoracle9685
    @paradoxoracle9685 5 років тому +2101

    the SPEED of the chat when Michael flexed lmao

    • @jacklo2227
      @jacklo2227 5 років тому +4

      Time stamp?

    • @bruhzxcvfrr6542
      @bruhzxcvfrr6542 5 років тому +26

      @@jacklo2227 5:00

    • @lofiahh9983
      @lofiahh9983 5 років тому +4

      Sonic theme starts playing*

    • @untrustingstatue
      @untrustingstatue 5 років тому +37

      It’s beaten by the speed of chat when Michael cracked the joke code to be a link to ‘cocaine’

    • @anothrto1045
      @anothrto1045 5 років тому +3

      From all that forced dabbing.

  • @t-bug9385
    @t-bug9385 5 років тому +719

    “Long way to my car”
    Mhm yea yea
    “Long way to toast’s old room*”

  • @iron_side5674
    @iron_side5674 4 роки тому +381

    I love the tiny hands.
    They´re so small, if he punches someone, he deals Piercing damage XD

  • @thoren907
    @thoren907 5 років тому +701

    “IT WAS CRACK COCAINE THE WHOLE TIME YES!!!” Goddammit michael is great

    • @Muzzyg76
      @Muzzyg76 5 років тому +7

      i like how he got hocked on working out the code ...

    • @jasonz5462
      @jasonz5462 5 років тому +1

      is there a full video where he cracks the code without it being edited

  • @pimp3202
    @pimp3202 5 років тому +570

    Never realised how swole he actually was wtf? he coded his shirts to make his arms look small or smth wtf

    • @Jamplays592
      @Jamplays592 4 роки тому +4

      he just doesn't flex 247 like some other fucking wierdos
      loltyler1.comdiscountcodealpha

  • @votezoidberg2020
    @votezoidberg2020 5 років тому +1528

    He’s literally deku form MHA, baby face on a ripped body

    • @lightningdragon7361
      @lightningdragon7361 5 років тому +7

      But deku is swole too🤨

    • @lightningdragon7361
      @lightningdragon7361 5 років тому +11

      @@TheMaitoPulla I just realized what I said😂😂😂

    • @mamodokod
      @mamodokod 5 років тому +33

      If deku was a villain

    • @setonomous
      @setonomous 5 років тому +8

      michael reeves meets villain deku au

    • @Marie-yj5gd
      @Marie-yj5gd 5 років тому +1

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT AHSHABBABABHSHWHHHA

  • @Destinyawesome7
    @Destinyawesome7 4 роки тому +667

    micheal saying "lemme get my car and drive over" trying to hide that he's already living there

    • @LordofDiamondsMetal
      @LordofDiamondsMetal 4 роки тому +8

      Had he moved in with them yet when this video was made?

    • @personagrand5674
      @personagrand5674 4 роки тому +26

      This happens several months before he joins OfflineTV

    • @kiohi5
      @kiohi5 4 роки тому +11

      @@personagrand5674 It was actually one month before he officially joins

    • @Not_Lilly42
      @Not_Lilly42 4 роки тому +18

      Oh, this must be the whole, "worst kept secret" thing

  • @wampaisen
    @wampaisen 5 років тому +1934

    this dude literally installed python and launched powershell for a meme

    • @Hadermaner
      @Hadermaner 5 років тому +183

      god tier chad

    • @mynewaccount2361
      @mynewaccount2361 5 років тому +145

      Lol at him spamming Ctrl-C to exit Python
      One of us! One of us!

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 5 років тому +33

      Memes should be a teaching method in schools I swear.

    • @brianc3063
      @brianc3063 5 років тому +93

      The level of trust lily has to just let him do all that on her computer.

    • @DarrinLin
      @DarrinLin 5 років тому +7

      scripting on powershell is cancer

  • @ComandoBurrito
    @ComandoBurrito 5 років тому +398

    Michael solving the code like he is trying to eradicate all the turtle's population around the globe

  • @joonDOWN
    @joonDOWN 5 років тому +218

    "The velocity of my breathing is in front of me"
    I just lost brain cells

  • @sunwonie7845
    @sunwonie7845 3 роки тому +108

    16:50 michael was so cute clapping his hands omfg😭

  • @Zer0-0
    @Zer0-0 5 років тому +450

    Michael Reeves has MASSIVE potential as a streamer. Can't wait till he does lol

    • @NyaniKore
      @NyaniKore 5 років тому +3

      He will somewhere in new years

    • @waywardhero1177
      @waywardhero1177 5 років тому +7

      Zero. 0 He did make a robot that would shoot him whenever he took damage in fortnight

    • @at_ben1866
      @at_ben1866 5 років тому +1

      No he has massive arms

    • @ashack8406
      @ashack8406 5 років тому +2

      Cheese is good

    • @ihateosu5483
      @ihateosu5483 5 років тому +2

      @@ashack8406 I can get behind this

  • @yidasjdjasgd4054
    @yidasjdjasgd4054 5 років тому +1394

    This video:
    Art
    Michael ranting about turtles
    Michael ranting about turtles
    Michael ranting about turtles
    Michael ranting about turtles
    Michael ranting about turtles
    Michael ranting about turtles
    Michael ranting about turtles
    Michael ranting about turtles
    Art about michael ranting about turtles
    i give this video a 99/100

    • @sakurahikxri
      @sakurahikxri 5 років тому +19

      also michael solving the code for cocaine

    • @bobthetomato7005
      @bobthetomato7005 5 років тому

      I’m just gonna add a one to that score thank you very much

    • @Papabandana
      @Papabandana 5 років тому

      99/100
      Not enough Plastic straws

    • @boostaddict_
      @boostaddict_ 5 років тому

      @@sakurahikxri he cracked the code

    • @Fowl_sama
      @Fowl_sama 5 років тому

      Ok Boomer

  • @hop-skip-ouch8798
    @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 років тому +251

    Lily: I'm dying faster than you though right now.
    Michael: No it's the same rate. I'll beat you to it. *Do you see what I do for a living.*

  • @farzan1958
    @farzan1958 4 роки тому +123

    He is a crazy scientist / taser addict and his attributes is he can lockpick doors which is scary enough mixed with the whole taser addict thing but he’s ripped too that SCARY

  • @lyingbeliever2433
    @lyingbeliever2433 5 років тому +1683

    I guess we can say Michael
    *cracked* the code...

  • @joshuaquinto1924
    @joshuaquinto1924 5 років тому +1598

    When michael is buffer than you. Feels bad man

    • @lagging8858
      @lagging8858 5 років тому +10

      But good at the same time

    • @erikengvall
      @erikengvall 5 років тому +13

      The shorter, the easier it is to get buff

    • @salem7439
      @salem7439 5 років тому +1

      Kappa Blaster fuck maybe your right

    • @HafidzMurshidie
      @HafidzMurshidie 5 років тому +5

      salem Alhebsi He is right.. I have a friend who’s shorter than me, and I am short, that is actually way buffer than I thought he would be..

    • @Jsanchez0197
      @Jsanchez0197 5 років тому +1

      @joshua quinto, this video should help you buff up man ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

  • @lvkasmusic
    @lvkasmusic 4 роки тому +3498

    I could imagine why he only showed his right arm...

  • @eriniti
    @eriniti 4 роки тому +592

    michael: “who wants to see lily learn how to code?”
    lily: “no one wants to see that”, “coding is the most boring thing ever!”
    lily 1 year later: i wanna learn how to code!!”
    ~multiple coding streams~

  • @johncenagaming581
    @johncenagaming581 5 років тому +646

    5:15 Guys dont believe him he just tazes his arms until they become buff

    • @nerd_nato564
      @nerd_nato564 5 років тому +1

      It's exercise!

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher 5 років тому +5

      BREAKDOWN
      BREAKDOWN

    • @kutagore
      @kutagore 4 роки тому +3

      @@DynoSkrimisher*BREAK DOWN*
      *BREAK DOWN*

    • @vagustruman
      @vagustruman 4 роки тому +1

      @@kutagore Shining Justice

    • @deadpool075
      @deadpool075 4 роки тому

      " tazes his arms until they become buff"
      search for "knocking master jiro". that literally describes him

  • @kgxrv
    @kgxrv 5 років тому +433

    after seeing his arms he’s even more like peter parker

  • @hiddensinix2767
    @hiddensinix2767 5 років тому +5122

    This Michael guy is funny he should make a UA-cam channel

    • @alinao9801
      @alinao9801 5 років тому +58

      Lmao

    • @ShroomBois_Inc
      @ShroomBois_Inc 5 років тому +438

      He has one... ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

    • @techiplays1396
      @techiplays1396 5 років тому +183

      Rock Mange r/woooosh

    • @absolute2108
      @absolute2108 5 років тому +308

      @@techiplays1396 click the link dumbass

    • @mattiloponen92
      @mattiloponen92 5 років тому +260

      @@techiplays1396 You have humiliated yoirself sir.

  • @BigMark-gq2oe
    @BigMark-gq2oe 4 роки тому +327

    Me: Micheal looks really weak
    Micheal: rolls up sleeves*
    Me: Alright Saitama

  • @TheRealOGChill
    @TheRealOGChill 5 років тому +632

    *Michael Flexes*
    Someone in chat: "I Lost"

  • @HanaTanYT
    @HanaTanYT 5 років тому +1831

    "YOU LOOK LIKE MOB PSYCHO" best intro. Also living for Lily wearing a lily
    Also -- hope you're feeling better Lily! We all love you and come back to see you happy. Hope you're doing fine!

    • @JadeAleman
      @JadeAleman 5 років тому +2

      Hana Tan Mob Boomer 100

    • @kirfuss
      @kirfuss 5 років тому +1

      OK BOOMER

    • @HanaTanYT
      @HanaTanYT 5 років тому +2

      ​@@JadeAleman Where my card at lmaoooo

    • @HanaTanYT
      @HanaTanYT 5 років тому +2

      @@kirfuss OK BOOMER

    • @Leaferr
      @Leaferr 5 років тому +13

      This is prerecorded, but still good to see her nontheless.

  • @danhkiin6074
    @danhkiin6074 4 роки тому +334

    "It wasn't gibberish, it was crack cocaine" -Michael Reeves 2019

  • @henryrojas1054
    @henryrojas1054 4 роки тому +149

    0:57 There is Albert next to Lily
    Lily with a dead voice talking while he is standing there

    • @eldorado9207
      @eldorado9207 4 роки тому +2

      Alberta cananda is next to saskwachaweenie canuckistan and is next to kubek francostan and new labrrodoor and found place and prince jeebee I land in and Juice box and norf eas fc and bri'ish west place

    • @ToastySNXZ
      @ToastySNXZ 4 роки тому +2

      @@eldorado9207 hmmyes

    • @mynewaccount2604
      @mynewaccount2604 3 роки тому

      Remember that they've been dating for a long time and lily was faithful to albert till the very end

  • @breezy6556
    @breezy6556 5 років тому +833

    michael honestly has one of the best personalities ever

    • @Instabwillity
      @Instabwillity 5 років тому +31

      @@thefakepie1126 ok boomer

    • @blythesky6496
      @blythesky6496 5 років тому

      I love this

    • @thefakepie1126
      @thefakepie1126 5 років тому

      @@Instabwillity I said he was a boomer first , you can't say "ok boomer" I already did , also you're a boomer because only boomer doesn't care about the environment , OK BOOMER !!!

    • @dontfireatwilll979
      @dontfireatwilll979 5 років тому +13

      @@thefakepie1126 ok boomer

    • @beybladeenthusiast4058
      @beybladeenthusiast4058 5 років тому +7

      @@thefakepie1126 Ok boomer

  • @jisatsurai
    @jisatsurai 5 років тому +757

    michael should really be an offline member, just imagine the level of chaotic content he would bring.

    • @wzzupputo7757
      @wzzupputo7757 5 років тому +84

      stereojpg there is open space now.

    • @cheesebow
      @cheesebow 5 років тому +29

      @@wzzupputo7757 ooooooh shiiiiiiiiiid a bit too early my guy

    • @we.allwin
      @we.allwin 5 років тому +11

      @@wzzupputo7757 that's actually a good idea lol

    • @moreboo
      @moreboo 5 років тому +5

      @@wzzupputo7757 too soon lmaoooooooo

    • @CelaLare
      @CelaLare 5 років тому +4

      @@moreboo too soon?wym?

  • @strawberryshortcake1258
    @strawberryshortcake1258 4 роки тому +681

    When Mykull was talking about the hand someone in chat said "Kira Yoshikage wet dream" and I respect them so much

  • @josemaricanon4919
    @josemaricanon4919 4 роки тому +31

    10:53 look at Poki's reaction after Michael says "oh im sorry. I have straw on my nose, i can breathe further"

  • @bigjayplay9305
    @bigjayplay9305 5 років тому +183

    SINCE WHEN IS MICHEAL SO SWOLE WHAT THE

  • @onepandella5702
    @onepandella5702 5 років тому +178

    Micheal has big and soft eyes where it can feel really intimate looking at them
    But then he stares at you and the black abyss of his deteriorating mental state burns into your soul

  • @danielko8088
    @danielko8088 5 років тому +372

    I love this dynamic, they seem like childhood friends.

    • @rachellois2968
      @rachellois2968 5 років тому +18

      Or siblings both addicted to crack who hate eachother

    • @arielafrizal
      @arielafrizal 5 років тому

      @@rachellois2968 C R A C K H E A D

  • @byzee
    @byzee 3 роки тому +47

    Lily’s background music when Michael tried to figure out the code was perfect timed

  • @standup109
    @standup109 4 роки тому +187

    I love when Michael gets serious at the end just to remind humanity that his powers are not for show and he hides the fact that he is a god behind a veil of a clown's mask.

  • @tazmenroach5516
    @tazmenroach5516 5 років тому +385

    I need more of this. I’ve run out of Micheal Reeves content.

    • @c4mper285
      @c4mper285 5 років тому +4

      Well we won't get content for a while

    • @aversetripod7515
      @aversetripod7515 5 років тому +1

      Itll be soon he uploads ever 1-3 months

  • @Franic19
    @Franic19 5 років тому +97

    I love Michael's reaction when he figures out that the code was crack cocaine. It's like seeing those videos of kids on christmas where they get so excited about their presents. Also, I've never seen someone so excited for crack cocaine, but it's funny XD

  • @euroae
    @euroae 4 роки тому +90

    Lily: "what are you doing?"
    Michael: "I'm drawing a crack pipe."
    Me *bust out laughter at 2 in the morning then gets yelled out*

  • @cavy9797
    @cavy9797 4 роки тому +1169

    AND THEY ARE OFFICIALLY TOGETHER YAY

    • @mylesj4380
      @mylesj4380 4 роки тому +8

      Wait are they?

    • @nanei8156
      @nanei8156 4 роки тому +11

      @@mylesj4380 ye starting like 2 days ago

    • @fBOMBB
      @fBOMBB 4 роки тому +5

      @@haylofn5908 are you an asshole?

    • @haylofn5908
      @haylofn5908 4 роки тому +2

      fBOMB Yep buddy

    • @SonekR
      @SonekR 4 роки тому +3

      @@haylofn5908 I like honest men, and I'm gay for honest men.

  • @skr0794
    @skr0794 5 років тому +825

    Michael trying to understand the cocaine code is adorable😂😂

  • @evanmorrison3232
    @evanmorrison3232 5 років тому +809

    Wait... so does Reeve's hate for turtles actually stem from the fact that he hates paper straws? Seems believable

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 5 років тому +19

      I mean.

    • @debbuan
      @debbuan 5 років тому +9

      I mean.........

    • @fishtail2616
      @fishtail2616 5 років тому +5

      I mean..............................

    • @pjak1minecraft
      @pjak1minecraft 5 років тому +5

      I mean...................................................

    • @SaMaRaIjAcK____
      @SaMaRaIjAcK____ 5 років тому +5

      I mean....................................................................

  • @abbywiley6467
    @abbywiley6467 4 роки тому +206

    Michael is:
    Buff
    Smart
    A crackhead
    A horrifying combo

  • @redboneretard4283
    @redboneretard4283 5 років тому +663

    Remember when everyone thought Lily was a 45 year old black man named Tyrone???

    • @millaaaz
      @millaaaz 5 років тому +122

      thought??? im pretty sure you just perfectly described her???

    • @adamasciak7194
      @adamasciak7194 5 років тому +12

      Wait, what? I am new to the channel. Could you please elaborate on that?

    • @redboneretard4283
      @redboneretard4283 5 років тому +97

      @@adamasciak7194 this back from like 2012-2014 back before her face reveal, everyone thought her voice was fake and she was really a 45 year old man named tyrone. Or at least that was what the "trolls" said.

    • @adamasciak7194
      @adamasciak7194 5 років тому +8

      @@redboneretard4283 oh really xd, thanks for the reply

    • @Gurbo8
      @Gurbo8 5 років тому +17

      I'm still not convinced otherwise

  • @Jigglypaws
    @Jigglypaws 5 років тому +868

    We demand Coding Classes with Michael now.

    • @shaynguyen836
      @shaynguyen836 5 років тому +44

      His coding classes will just be him calling Lily a crackhead when she doesn't understand what an integer is...
      I would still watch it of course

    • @TheRealOGChill
      @TheRealOGChill 5 років тому +5

      @@shaynguyen836 yo thats sick, he should stream but do coding stuff that chat suggests or he could try to do a project like he does in his videos but on stream!

    • @Chronomatrix
      @Chronomatrix 5 років тому

      That would be hilarious.

    • @TheRealOGChill
      @TheRealOGChill 5 років тому +4

      @@Aljannnn yeah, but Micheal is fukin funny

    • @megagnura7804
      @megagnura7804 5 років тому +1

      Coding with crack heads

  • @JecIsBec
    @JecIsBec 5 років тому +96

    This is simultaneously the funniest, most wholesome, least wholesome, and most genuine video I've ever seen omg

  • @絢香-p6q
    @絢香-p6q 3 роки тому +19

    8:42 "couple goals" that aged very well.

  • @sdk_anim1150
    @sdk_anim1150 5 років тому +1237

    Okay but Michael’s arm is heckin buff like holy shit

    • @Astonthepunk
      @Astonthepunk 5 років тому +46

      Skips leg day chest day abs day quad day and butt day tho

    • @rhysborders4558
      @rhysborders4558 5 років тому +106

      thats cause he hits the gym when hes sad

    • @RGC-lk4xg
      @RGC-lk4xg 5 років тому +36

      Wonder how strong his fingurss are from typing code

    • @nd6274
      @nd6274 5 років тому +8

      @@rhysborders4558 he gets the most pussy in offline tv no cap

    • @lionhartjohn1000
      @lionhartjohn1000 5 років тому +2

      @@nd6274 He's not part of Offline TV, is he? I thought he was just their friend.

  • @justinfriday4516
    @justinfriday4516 5 років тому +844

    High key, Michael Reeves is the live adaptation L that we deserve, just look at those antisocial behaviors and they way he sits in that goddamn chair when he's coding

    • @Bookake-2
      @Bookake-2 5 років тому +39

      if only he ravenously ate sweets

    • @belzemus4725
      @belzemus4725 5 років тому +56

      And then the sudden energetic outbursts at the end when he found out it was crack cocaine.

    • @ragglerock2682
      @ragglerock2682 4 роки тому

      Omg, i never noticed that

    • @rumiusagiyama8787
      @rumiusagiyama8787 4 роки тому

      i only noticed how he sits now.

    • @YeetBS
      @YeetBS 4 роки тому +1

      @@Bookake-2 well,he ravenously smokes crack

  • @MeatCreamer
    @MeatCreamer 4 роки тому +1425

    I could swear I saw Lily’s face get red when she saw Michael’s arm muscles
    Edit: fixed spelling “Saw” used to be “Say”

  • @ljungan96
    @ljungan96 4 роки тому +13

    I'm so happy for her and him ofc. They are great together, she seems so happy with him

  • @nordicryan
    @nordicryan 5 років тому +297

    I honestly want to see more Lily and Michael

  • @TheSRS_
    @TheSRS_ 4 роки тому +257

    I love how poki is just sitting off a meta laughing

  • @itz_win8706
    @itz_win8706 5 років тому +84

    I love how he was so happy when he figured out what the code was

  • @cjnf11
    @cjnf11 4 роки тому +15

    Lily the whole time: huge adorable smiles.
    It's just so nice.